Letting The Person In Front Of Me Decide What I Eat!
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"This is the hand motion it does, it's definately Jeffree Starr"
Had me dying.
LOVE MIRANDA!!!!
(also pls check out my vid u won't regret it)
Me toooo 💀 😂
@@morolaaal3398 lol
Sometimes my brain can't process that she is still Colleen Ballinger..
I thought colleen and Miranda were 2 different people lol
@@cassandraflannigan7489 dont tell me u just new
GoLdEnaRm shut the front door
@@cassandraflannigan7489 You would think they are
Same
Anyway I don’t eat breakfast I’m not a cereal killer CRYING
Jay Palfrey lol
I read that at the same time she said that 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg i didntget it at first
I Peed
Who still watching in 2024
Me 😊
Me lol
Me
@user-ym1ol1ne6phow did you do that
Me
“Am I supposed to use my chesticle milk for this!” 🤣🤣🤣 that killed me 😂😂😂😂
Alexix Floren when was that??????
@@peachyboba9583 during her first order
Glow Full 2:53
Hi miranda I love your vids so much yay thanks for doing great vids .🍟
OMg me to
pleaseeeeee if there's bloopers for this....I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE
Me to
eva g RIGHT NOW
YES PLEASE
OMG FOR SURE
sameeeeee
she literally kept in character as she was ordering. i love her
I can’t like this comment...it’s at 69 😂
You love her I love you
You are an army????
cutelittlecloud ARMY yess
yoongispirit maranda is maranda
I can’t stop laughing at the “ PLEASE STOP FOLLOWING ME SIR” 7:28 7:37
Omg hi Atticus!!
“He forgot the chocolate milk”
“IDIOT”
I DIED 😂💀
Ashley Ortega omg i’m a big fan❤️❤️❤️
Ashley Ortega sAME😂👌🏻👌🏻
Ashley Ortega Has entered the chat😀😀
I am going to watch your video I wanna see how good it is
Well i guess you really dont know Miranda Lambert and also may the lord be with and also read the Bible
“...but I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer.” *LOLOLOL*
lol agrred
OMG I JUST GOT THAT THANK YOU 😂🤣
Do you really think it's spelt cereal?
BAHAHAHAHAHA
You now that there is other breakfast to eat but I get the joke
“That time of the month” and “that time of the night” HILARIOUS 😂
I spit out my drink 🤣😂🤣
I died
Prince Peter of England ye if u know what she means ranch cum
And that other thing is period
😂 it took me a second 😂😂😂😂
itxbriaaa XD yes got it. I’m from England - not Jupiter 🤣
It might’ve almost been 4 years ago this was posted, I still come back to this 😭💀
"eXtRA lEtUce? The person in front got extra lettuce? Frickin disgusting perverts!"
OMG I DIED!!!!!! LMAO
Lolllllllz
me toooo lmaooo
You're a 👍 singer
Me too tea
@sweet slime panda LMAO means Laughing my ass off
BBQ sauce - looks like that time of the month if you know what I'm saying...
Ranch - looks like that time of the night if you know what I'm saying....
I'm dying 🤣😂
•J• J• IM ROLLING🤣
LOL
This had me dead
Did she said "you get Flynn" after the night part?
Yaneli Salas phlegm
"The hand movements, it's definitely Jeffrey Star" I laughed way too hard😂
guys idk if u guys know, but that toy was nebula
His name is actually jeffree
@@jxderin I knew that, i just thought it was funny how Miranda thought it was Jeffree Star😂
oh ok @Bella Smith i get u now
Pulls out the creamy ranch “Looks like that time of the night if you know what I’m saying “ 😂😂😂😂
Then she says that creamy white sauce is good
That is sooo sus
0:26 "i dont eat breakfast cuz im not a cereal killer"
i dying
Same lol 😂
I dying?
what the heck
goldenfreddyshadow 1 Lol I noticed it too
😂😂😂😂😃
LMAO SHE CALLED NEBULA JEFFFRRREEE STAAARRR IM WHEEEZINNTNGNGN
Well everything was accurate down to the hand motion lol
Castiel Novak I've got an asthma inhaler which should help 😏
0:26
‘I don’t eat breakfast coz I’m not a serial/cereal killer’
😂 IM DEAD 😂
Kelly Willo 😂😂😂💀
Oh my..I didn’t catch that😂 that’s for commenting that!
Lol
Julianne Nance all good 😂😁💖
Lol
"oh, it's not an avatar, it's Jeffrey Star"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can see colleen slowly dyeing when she is pretending to like the gogurt with chicken nuggets
Arianna Webster 💀
What time
nitanita x123 6:23
Arianna Webster AHHHHHH I LOVE STRANGER THINGS!!!!! ITS LITTERALLY MY LIFE!!!!
Lol
😂 I don’t eat breakfast, I’m not a cereal killer😂💀
Simply Dakota.J what the fuck
-.-
She secretly makes jokes but its not surprising cuz shes Miranda
Lol
Lol
I love how she thinks that every random stranger is a fan.🤣
Omg thanks for the 1.1k likes
Yea like if I went by I would literally start screaming but she would be saying ‘no pictures today’ to a random stranger walking by.me:😭 why can’t you notice me!!!!!!!
SHE DOESNT THINK SHE KNOWS
Is she special not in a bad way just want to know
@@DNAMinistriesshes not speacial its her funny character check out her real self colleen blainger
realgirl 101 me to 🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t know they made toys of jefrey starrrr good for him💅💅💅
The zooming in on the face and eating so satisfying😂😂😂
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even a soul:
Miranda Sings: no pictures today, thank you.
This comment is been used way to much to the point it’s actually annoying
Wow totaly in the
Mood
lovatic here 😂
Your comment is stupid. Plz pleaaase check your I.Q.
Please.
Omg lmaooo I was literally on that part 😂😂😂😂😂
The way she holds the steering wheel just kills me
so freaking funny😂😂😂😂
Ik lol
When I saw this comment she just started holding the steering wheel
hahaha
Me too lol it so cringy
Hina Bhatti That’s how I hold a steering wheel 😅
10:39
“Bye see ya later”
*1 second later*
“Ew so annoying”
😂😂
🤣😂🤣 when she did it the second time I died even more
Nice username😂
Don’t Use Tik Tok 300th like 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
*it has all the James Charles foundation colours mixed in one*
*IT TASTES LIKE JAMES CHARLES TOO*
OMG that is the funniest thing ever I’m gonna DIE
Love seeing Miranda back in public like she did in her old vlogs
You can go to this channel called Colleen vlogs where Miranda dresses up as this person called Colleen Ballinger and talks weirdly and goes out in public
@@Zoe-uv9jm that's miranda irl (in real life)
Matthew cat 130 its a joke
Zoe sorry but r/wooooosh 😂
...I’m Not Telling You more like Matthew cat 130
I made the joke...?
Barbeque sauce: "it looks like that time of month"
Ranch: "it looks like that time of night" ;)
nO
Holy shit
Oh god
Ewwww😂😭😭😭😭
OMG I GET IT NOW I THOUGHT IT WAS DISCHARGE ._.
“I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer.”
~ Miranda Sings 2019
The 3 Slytherinos its so inspirational 😭😭
hahhaahhaha
Lmao 😂
kinda scared i read this comment as she said it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i js love how i didnt even notice how much dark humor was in this😂
"I heard turtles eat plastic straws, so if u take them away, they will die. That's why I always use medal staws."
Thanks Miranda😂😂😂
Miranda: Oh AlSo i StOle mY GraNDmAs cAr fOr dIs
Miranda: She wont even know because she was in the ReStrOOm
Me: .....😅
I like sleeping
@@sarahspaceslippers same
@@sarahspaceslippers lmao
@@sarahspaceslippers I'm sure we all do ???
@@itzsisterjayjay3899 ye, but thats what you do in the RESTroom you REST and sleep
"i dont eat breakfast because im not a cereal killer" im ded xD
Lol I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂
Sameeeeeeeeee
Um you mean dead
That never gets old.☺️
hahaha good joke
what funny and wholesome creator! i hope she doesnt respond to allegations with the worst apology know to man!
well she did 😂😂😂
@@danilynsimpson7969it’s supposed to be a joke
16:25 "I'm usually really good at swallowing" OMG MIRANDA IM DEAD 😂
Oof 😂
AHAHA
magic unicorn no
She wouldn’t have a kid if she was good at swallowing 😂😂
XD
The thing with the senior discount is actually kind of smart 😂😂
girl staahp ikr!!
Somebody needs to try it
Why do you wear that giraffe jacket everywhere
They should call you Miranda annoying
Why do you always wiggle your eyebrows when you talk and I don't believe that you have lots of boyfriends
Miranda explaining to get rid of the plastic for the turtles was hilarious. She kind of has the right idea just the wrong reasoning 😂😂😂
I'm even more impressed by that foldable straw!
😂😂😂😂
Turtles will die when they eat it...
TURTLES STEAL STRAWS.
"THAT DULICHES"
GOT ME LAUGHING 😂
"An Avatar? Wait no that's not an avatar. It's Jeffrey Star."
-Miranda Sings 2019
Lol that was gold I could not stop laughing!! I wonder what jeffee Star would think of it if he saw it!! But it was an absolute pissa!!
Gabriel Macias it’s Jeffree...
Lol nebeula is offended
Rip Nebula
I think that it's nebula from Guardians of the galexy or avengers
“I’m not gonna eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer.”
I DIED!😂😂
Hunter Tabz Me to
P
Cool she doesn't kill cereal
Lmao I died as well 😂
Hunter Tabz hahahaha
When Flynn is older and watches this I bet he is gonna be like "Mom,what are you doing?!?!?*
Little_ Owl Games “Mom are you on drugs “
i always think about that lmao
Little_ Owl Games he's probably gonna be mom why are you doing this for living
Little_ Owl Games lol imr
Ikr*
“Am I supposed to use my chesticle milk for this?” I fell of my bed from laughing so much💀
Me to .Did the exactly the same thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Nobody:
Not even one person:
Miranda: " i dont eat breakfast because im not a cereal killer "
😂😂💀
😂 lol
I get it she hates ciril 🤣
😑lol
Serial*
Cereal* u mean
imagine if she got pulled over by a cop as miranda!! lol
Neha Patole On Camera
That would be hilarious
i agree Neha Patole
Omg lol
Why would she get pulled over tho
Red BBQ sauce: "looks lik thAt time of the mOnth ifyouknowhatimsayin"
White Ranch sauce: "reminds me of thAt time of the night ifyouknowhatimsayin"
i died💀😂😂
Like oh my freaking god 😂😂😂💔💔 dead as af
Lmfao 😂😂😂DED
omg SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only one confused about what Miranda said aboutout this?
Angelina Lutterbie yes
I love how the inspirational music started playing when she spit out the nugget 😂
Miranda: I don’t eat breakfast cuz I’m not a cereal killer
Me: 😆😆😆😁 died
Copy
😂😂😂😂
Oh I didn't get it till now😂🤣😂🤣
no one:
not a soul:
miranda sings: No pictures today, thank you
I no right she crakes me up
Tigerlily241 ok but, she was being bombarded by fans lol 😂
are you a youtube?????
I want to take a pitcher of her supihd cate!
Tigerlily241 idgi I don’t get it
*“Excuse you... brat”*
I’m dead🤣
4:20 that slow motion spit was better than a dinosaur barking🙂👌
"This looks like that time of the night If you know what I mean" 😂
Harry Potter OMG
Is that supposed to mean something bad....... ._.
Harry Potter it means moon
It means for all of you who dont understand when she said that that time of the night means 👉👌and your parters white stuff as she called it
Unknown User wow my life is over
"I don't eat breakfast cause I'm not a cereal killer" Miranda sings 2019
Lol I love that 😂♥
I am a cereal killer
Gemma McAree Uhm ok?
I ate it like 5 times today
I eat breakfast but never ate cereal I'm not going to be a cereal killer a.k.a u don't eat cereal but I eat breakfast I eat bacon and eggs and toast and sausage and pancakes and muffins
"Aww the plastic straws.... THE TURTLES "😂
lol!😂
She’s hilarious and I remember the last time I watched this I was 5. I never knew what a “singular pub” was but now I do💀💀💀💀
@bellahernandez6314 …
Your 9 now?
Miranda: There’s fans everywhere
Me : random people walking 😂
“I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer” - Miranda sings 2019
I do it to
Maggie Weinstein funnny
Miranda: “MY TOY”
*looks at it*
Miranda: “freakin avatar oh wait that’s not a avatar that’s jeffree star”
Omg I’m so dead😂😂😂💀💀
Tnx for the likes💀6-8-20
_Itz.arissa _ same 😂😂😂
Does miranda really talk like that
just saying you spelled dead wrong
No i didn’t I put dead that’s how you spell it
aniyah Mincy No she sounds similar but kinda different
4:21 Miranda is such a comedian 😂😂😂
Miranda: it tastes like james charles
Me: and i oop-
⚫️👃🏽⚫️
👄
I just hit mah balz
Cherie Kinnee i can agree with that statement
LMAOOO
And i scoop
I don't get it
she died inside when she ate it with the strawberry yoghurt 😂
Hey can I ask u a question
Im confused was it yogurt or yoghurt?
nah it probably was actually good lmfao
Dorothy Vera both
ddlovogue des paw cheeto
“There’s fans everywhere! Look at this! 1! 2!”
2 fans..😂
Mary Rush don’t forget me! 😂😂😂😹😹😹
@@kendallscats5423 u we're not there :'/
Yeah huh I was in the comments and I’m a fan 😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹
Mary Rush you copied me
Trinity Lauber I haven’t seen your comment in my life lmao
Is I js me or is she literally holding the steering wheel like this 😂😂
🤏🛞🤏😂😂
🤌delICHees🤌 😂😂
Oh wait that’s not an avatar.... it’s Jeffree star😂😂🤦♀️
Layla’s World 🌍
I love you so much. Miranda
@Layla’s World she never said jefry lmao
*jeffry
C G I died 💀
“There’s fans everywhere, look.”
Miranda looks around
“One...two.....”
Wow Miranda, that’s a lot of fans right there.
Lmao 😂😂😂
TDLindsay07 That’s a lot of fans indeed
LMAO
Same
The best way to get rid of turtles is takeaway their plastics 😂😂😂
Miranda thinking about peeing…….
I’m just thinking about peeing don’t mind me 🤣
"Also, who gets up before noon? That is really disgUSTing" MOOD
Tony Bun I do
I sleep at noon😂
Lol(same)
I wake up at 7 in the morning every day because it's my favorite time to wake up. I'm an early bird.
Bless all 334 people that took there time 2 scroll all the way here
What am I supposed to wash it down with? My SPIT?😂
Jasmijn Apte 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Water lol😀
Lol i was skrolling down saw this and she said the exact same time i read it
Umm with your chocolit milk Duh
Thats just gross
“The person ordered extra lettuce?! Fricking pervert.”
Sonia Playz I freaking DIED
I now know why my parents didn’t want me watching this woman
Miranda: *sees people*
Also Miranda: THERE’S FANS EVERYWHERE
Yeah including me
OMG Ariana Grande I love you so much
Miranda so funny🤣
I love how she just puts a bandaid over the steering wheel to censor the car model 😂
roflmaostfulol my guess is she has a Lexus 300 or newer that was my first car I loved it. I wonder if I’m right
Do you mean a plaster?
@@sarahspaceslippers in America it's called a bandaid I think
@@erica129 im not in amereca
Ye ikr
miranda : “ ay a toy oh it’s a avatar ...wait no it’s jeffree star 😭yup it’s definitely jeffree star 😭😭”
me : lmaooo 😭😭
Kaiya Morrell h.
Z. 4:min n.m
Hahaha yes me 2
Kaiya Morrell it’s from endgame
Same
Punching haters 😂😂😂😂
" no pictures today , thank you 😒" 😭LOL 💀
opening bbq sauce : looks like that time of the month
opening ranch : looks like that time of the night
GEEZ HER IMAGINATION IS WILD
OH GEEZ
When u get phlegm 😁
Lol what’s the time stamp?
The Programming Gamer 5:30
“There’s a hair in my chocolate milk. You see this?!”
*Still drinks it*
Lily Belle bonus
TURTLES DON'T STEEL PLASTIC STROSE THEY RUNED OUT
I paused it and didn't see a hair.
Lol
Ur profile pic looks scary
“The First Lady under a senior age to get a discount” hahahahahaha
StOp FarTinG wHiLe YoUr FiLmInG Me. Got me laughing
The fact that she listens to her own music in the car has me DYING 😂😂
"No plastics straw because the turtles still them from us" LMBO LOL🤣😂
*steal 😊
@Ok if you say so! no they said laugh my butt off. Lmao is laugh my ass off.
EVERYBODY: Beauty Community Drama
Miranda : That’s not an avatar. ITS JEFFFFREE STAR
Lexi W. This was the funniest thing I ever heard
And it’s even actually Nebula 😂😂😂
This is hilarious 😂 but wasn’t this video posted before the drama?
Who else is here in 2024??
Me!!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE😭😭
Me
Me
Me
* dips her chicken nuggets in ranch*
Miranda: mmm!
Me : Shane Dawson approved!!!
F Basurto *It’s jefree st- nvm*
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Lol
l like ranch and chicken nuggets together
Chicken nuggets in ranch taste good
Imagine someone watches this and they be like “that’s my order” 😂
She was complaining about onions but the animal style fries include onions 😂 “ Those crispy bits”
I love when she sang her song and the way she said “WiKI WIkI” got me dying
sometimes my brain can’t process that she’s colleen ballinger but then i realize that she’s a mom and my brain explodes
She actually colleen ballinger
@@mankirankamaal7251 yes she is XD
Her name isn't really Miranda? I thought that's how she really looks
Lindsay Doepel lol nope
Lindsay Doepel are you serious?😂😂😂
So turtles can stop stealing straws from us😂😂 my favorite part
Gacha Edits it’s true there dying so I use a A Metal straw 😂😂𓆉𓆉
LOL
🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
Turtle 🐢
Gacha Edits and then
“NO PLASTIC STRAWS THE TURTLES!!!”
"Bye Love you!"
*2 seconds later*
"Ugh they're so annoyinggg"
I was dying 😂😂😂
Reason why Miranda is crazy: she thinks the ranch sauce is good and the barbecue sauce is bad
I’ve watched loads of people do this challenge and ……
This is the funniest one
Facts
Sister sister fun true true true
I am the queen thats me thx for the comment 🌟
Tiffany Jarrell thx for the comment
Yes it is the best
“Usually I prefer a dry nug, but the creamy ranch sauce...has got it goin’ on.”
Im dead
Edit: OMG thanks for all the likes! I’ve never got so many!!
My mind went into a deep deep place were no mirfanda gose....
@Dawn Da Potato *looks back and sees her* UMM I LOST MY PHONE
“I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a ✨cereal killer✨” I DIED😭🤚
LOL
Same LOL😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭
Lol 😂
me too
I’m goneeeee 😭
The way she shoved the whole burrito in her mouth and took like the smallest fight
Bite ever😂😂
" i never had this but it looks like that time of the night if u know what im sayin " im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
no one:
Miranda at random people minding their own business:nO PIctUrEs tOdAy
Anyway I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer 😂
Best comment I've ever seen 😂🤣
I know it's in the video
Copy
😂👌
@@daisy_d It's a quote from the video
And i dont LIVE cause cereal killer do that and i dont wana be them🤩
WHEN SHE ATE THE BURGER AND SPAT IT OUT I DIEDDDDDDDMLAUGHING