The thing that disturbs me most about that episode is how, once he defeated the Giant Nazi Zombie Feutus (A string of words I never thought I'd type.), he walked out the door, and I said "You never checked to see if it had loot!". I'm a monster.
Was my first thought, too. 'You have to loot that giant fetus first, dumbass!' was all i could think. But i say it's because of the wood animal friends.
No matter how uncomfortable it might get, this letsplay is among the most amusing I've seen Jesse do in a while, probably because it's southpark but also because of the mixture of buttclenching and Jesse's knowledge of the series makes it even more enjoyable.
Every time he uses Bull Rush on an enemy with no defense, I just shake my head. It's most effective when it's used on an armored enemy. Roshambo would be more useful then.
38:28 Jesse, I just noticed a small hole in the door at that old broken down City Sushi store you just passed, I bet you can shrink yourself to get inside of it. :)
There are at least 2 episodes I can remember where Kenny lives at the end. One is saving the rain forest and the other was Christmas. Dont ask me what season though.
No, this would be ironic. Killing fetuses with a machine gun is pretty much the exact opposite of what one would expect Jesus to be doing. As in, this definition: a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
I beat the UK version of the game, and instead of the Government agency using a ESRB scanner, they used a PEGI scanner (PEGI is the european age rating system) so it's definately an intentional joke
Ryan Krake "'Sir, we've already had the main character crushed by his own father's testicles after he fought a gnome underneath his parents while they were banging and he was tiny! What else can we do?' 'Draw a line at Nazi zombie fetus outbreaks and CROSS IT!'"
I wish there was a word for the mixed look of horror, disbelief, utter enjoyment of humor, and just general "GaaaaaaH!" that this episode carried. I wish I had a word for this, but I am literally speechless.
Jesse, didn't you notice the point value happening at the bottom of the screen while doing the makeover? you scored 85,000... maybe you needed 100,000 to get into the girl's rooms?
Im just listening to these while playing EMpire at War,Forces of Corruption.Tyber Xann's badassery does not stop me form bursting out laughing and alt-tabbing to see what is going on XD
I have learned from watching this that I have been on the internet enough to not be effected by the content of this video game at all... besides laughter.. I have become a monster.
This game seems like the kind of thing that shouldn't get released, but I'm so glad it did. The story is ludicrous, the combat and equipment have far more depth than you'd expect, it has multiple and varied enemies, and it's based on one of the most crass tv shows in the world. When I started watching Jessie, I was not expecting Nazi Zombie Foetuses. I'd like to think that there wasn't a single way in hell that I could have. The mere fact that the writers were able to take (a) A dreaded facist dictatorship, (b) An overplayed theme/trope, and (c) One of the most controversial subjects in modern times, and put them together in a scenario that made sense is a feat so stunning that it should be applauded, then taken out the back and shot.
You can put all the equipment you no longer use, but don't want to sell, into your storage in your room. That way you don't have to waste time scrolling through your whole inventory.
I can't wait to see what kyle and cartmans abilities are when they are your companion. It would be cool to see more of the flair. That girl hair was fabuuulous!
jesse, thank u so much for making all of these. they have kept me entertained for a good while, think ill have to buy this game soon. keep up the good work
The thing that disturbs me most about that episode is how, once he defeated the Giant Nazi Zombie Feutus (A string of words I never thought I'd type.), he walked out the door, and I said "You never checked to see if it had loot!".
I'm a monster.
Was my first thought, too. 'You have to loot that giant fetus first, dumbass!' was all i could think. But i say it's because of the wood animal friends.
There's no loot on it, you can only break its head open and there's a lot of green goo
Gamer instincts just hardwire all of us to loot everything we kill
The "Warning" episodes are always the best episodes :P
haha indeed :P
I think I officially have a favorite let's play now. And the ending was just so perfect! "Where do I go for- OHHHHHH CANADA."
I like how they're doing the Christmas song.
Also, Jesse stomping on babies: Dead Space all over again.
Can we all appreciate how there was tree fiddy in Chef's P.O. box?
You... it's god damned Loch Ness Moster!
I love Jesse's realization of where he can find someone to translate the records "Where the hell do I go- *Oooooooh, Canada!*
That was the most terrifying thing yet.
Jesse DIDN'T loot a body...
No matter how uncomfortable it might get, this letsplay is among the most amusing I've seen Jesse do in a while, probably because it's southpark but also because of the mixture of buttclenching and Jesse's knowledge of the series makes it even more enjoyable.
You know you play too much video games when your first reaction to the zombie fetuses is being reminded of Dead Space and Half-Life.
That segway for the next episode couldn't have been more perfect.
Segue* ... sorry that I had to do this :( I shall get out now. *slowly rides off into the shadows on a segway*
Rapolu Roshan Nah, it was my fault, I fucked up.
XD
Fun fact
The babies are saying "Ich will sie lieben" which means "I want to love you". You know, just to make you feel worse about killing them.
"South Park. Because restraint is for the weak."
obviously we are here watching this adventure not for his great rpg abilities but his reactions xD
Jesse's laugh gives me life.
Is it bad that I always get kind of excited when he has the warning intro?
Evan Mojica I think he propane'd
"I am a foxy mama!"
-Jesse Cox, 2014
"OHHHH CANADA!" 39:23
you saved me Jesse from being bored. but more I must have more MORE!
"Yeah block that umbilical cord!"
That was the first time in my life I heard that sentence
has sweet katana that has 100 armor piercing along with perfect armor shred and shit ton of damage, better bull rush
The way you realized you had to go to Canada at the end was just so perfect.
Surprisingly, this is not the first time Jesse has stomped on zombie babies.
Why did you NOT loot the giant undead baby?
and fart on it for achivement.
you cant
WHY DONT YOU!!!!
Hunter Scheck You can ALWAYS TRY!
"Giant Nazi Zombie Fetus"
Oh god I laughed.
that christmas song and the abortion procedure were such a funny mix.
his idea for the last episode of south park actually seems like something they would do
Every time he uses Bull Rush on an enemy with no defense, I just shake my head.
It's most effective when it's used on an armored enemy. Roshambo would be more useful then.
this is an accurate portrayal of girls
every time there's a Warning at the start, I get excited to hear the funny things from the funny guy.
Does Jesse's character as a girl look remarkably like Dodger?
Holy shit 0.0 did he just do that unconsciously?
Alexander Lucard
maybe jesse likes dodger!
Incoming shippers!
Listen #Coxbonus forever guy's.... Too bad she's taken though.
You can get behind the desk thingy in the bank, there's a "mouse hole" there
Jesse: "nooo"
me: yesss, this is gonna be funny!
every time.
"the sound of the conscience just slowly dying"
that's quite accurate...
There are way too many things wrong with this game... I love it.
Loved the "Oh Canada" at the end XD
I'm holding you to your word, jesse. When South Park finally ends with what you said, i will let you know...
i like how the background music exactly sounds like the deadspace baby part music
I feel wrong laughing at this....but christ I can't stop xD
jesuschrist...
38:28 Jesse, I just noticed a small hole in the door at that old broken down City Sushi store you just passed, I bet you can shrink yourself to get inside of it. :)
You gonna love Canada Jesse
So...Jesse turned into Dodger.
lol
Waiting for his LuckBonus and Coxfeh time
NoobyRussian
No Jesse would clearly make his Channel CharismaBonus and Coxfeh time
Obsessed with loot.
Forgets to loot the baby.
"stomp tho-
wait we already have that one from dead space.
didnt loot the baby.... :(
you can't
Imagine if Jesse called Mr. Slave on those fetuses. O.O
I did it out of sheer principle when i played it. :D
That, and you are gonna absolutely love canada.
brb going to do exactly that.
This episode crossed soooo many lines.
But in a good way!
Of course, of course.
wonders of foreign languages, 28:00 something jesse screams minihameha
minihame translates to miniskirt (finnish)
love his inthusiasm for em ^^
he was saying kamehameha but with mini at the front
I don't know if anyone else mentioned it, but this is the video with the Loch Ness Monstah reference. =P Chef's PO Box has $3.50 in it.
LOL Chef's PO box had tree fiddy in it :D
Notice that Jesse, at least during recordings, has never used the sweet katana until 36 minutes in.
C'mon Jesse, you stomped "babysaurs" on Deadspace. This is nothing!
There are at least 2 episodes I can remember where Kenny lives at the end.
One is saving the rain forest and the other was Christmas. Dont ask me what season though.
"I stomped those babies" -Jesse Cox 2014-
Man...should have summoned Jesus on the fetuses. The ultimate irony.
Bless your heart and its dark sense of humor. *high fives*
You do not understand the definition of Irony. You did an Alanis.
No, this would be ironic. Killing fetuses with a machine gun is pretty much the exact opposite of what one would expect Jesus to be doing. As in, this definition: a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
"I AM A FOXY MAMA!"
- Jesse Cox 2014
jesse read please the doctors armor. it willprotect you in the future.
Jesse Cox, "The King of the Loot" forgot to loot the big boss...
I love how it took him a bit to realise it was Randy, then he just gives the most casual response in this situation
Where the hell do I... OHHH!!! Canada! - Jesse Cox 2014
I beat the UK version of the game, and instead of the Government agency using a ESRB scanner, they used a PEGI scanner (PEGI is the european age rating system) so it's definately an intentional joke
It just wouldn't be a South Park game if they didn't have dead baby jokes.
Was the giant baby lootable? You didn't check.
You know it's going to be good when he throws up the warning message. Jesse never disappoints lol
Not sure if you got the police quest yet, but if you didn't make sure you get it :) can't get it if you beat the game.
I don't. . . I don't. . . I don't know what I expected from a south park game, but I know now I should have expected all the lines to be crossed.
They had to draw new lines to cross them.
Ryan Krake "'Sir, we've already had the main character crushed by his own father's testicles after he fought a gnome underneath his parents while they were banging and he was tiny! What else can we do?'
'Draw a line at Nazi zombie fetus outbreaks and CROSS IT!'"
I wish there was a word for the mixed look of horror, disbelief, utter enjoyment of humor, and just general "GaaaaaaH!" that this episode carried. I wish I had a word for this, but I am literally speechless.
Jesse, didn't you notice the point value happening at the bottom of the screen while doing the makeover? you scored 85,000... maybe you needed 100,000 to get into the girl's rooms?
Im just listening to these while playing EMpire at War,Forces of Corruption.Tyber Xann's badassery does not stop me form bursting out laughing and alt-tabbing to see what is going on XD
"I am a foxy mama, a stone cold fox" had me dying laughing.
As a woman. I can say with confidence that, yes, that is EXACTLY what being a woman is like. Makeover music and all.
I have learned from watching this that I have been on the internet enough to not be effected by the content of this video game at all... besides laughter.. I have become a monster.
This is literally the highlight of my day while laying sick in bed, bless you and your frequent uploads, Jesse!
Love that ending! "Where do I find- OH CANADA!"
that ending was amazing! "where the hell do i go-- OOOHH Canada!" i'm not sure if its good or bad how obvious that path was for him
Your girl outfit has has to have a heart by each category and they'll give you an equipment patch
It's Dead Space all over again!
But now Jesse, time to go north... TO CANADA!!!
The woodland critters are so cool,you just became their friends and they are already invinting you to their next Blood Orgy.
Can't believe Jesse didn't fart on the giant fetus.
this game should be a contender for the "game of the year"
Jesse! You can fart on the enemies when they are on fire...then they EXPLODE! :D
He hasn't restocked his mana since episode 9 I believe, after Jimmy played the Brown Note.
bobthechampion
I don't think Jesse wants to end up crapping his pants again.
But he has Jimmy on his team now, I doubt he will encounter a brown note enemy again.
Oh, CANADA. You're in for a treat Jesse.
"OOOOH CANADA!" i love these cliffhangers jesse! :) great ending after another great episode ^^ keep it up :D
This game seems like the kind of thing that shouldn't get released, but I'm so glad it did.
The story is ludicrous, the combat and equipment have far more depth than you'd expect, it has multiple and varied enemies, and it's based on one of the most crass tv shows in the world.
When I started watching Jessie, I was not expecting Nazi Zombie Foetuses.
I'd like to think that there wasn't a single way in hell that I could have.
The mere fact that the writers were able to take (a) A dreaded facist dictatorship, (b) An overplayed theme/trope, and (c) One of the most controversial subjects in modern times, and put them together in a scenario that made sense is a feat so stunning that it should be applauded, then taken out the back and shot.
So basically this episode is like... girl simulator 2014.
Yep, murdering unborn Nazi Children belonging to a Kardashian. Every day activities of a woman.
Be Quitet
You should check out the police-station again too Jesse...
Also, best... game... ever.
When the episode has a warning at the start of it you know its gonna be good :)
You can put all the equipment you no longer use, but don't want to sell, into your storage in your room. That way you don't have to waste time scrolling through your whole inventory.
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Don't remember your last adventure with zombie babies? Just stomp the babies. Stomp 'em out.
Jesse + South Park is the greatest mashup ever... EVER!!!!
Ah, South Park. Seeing all the lines, and then flipping them the bird as they madly run over them. Thanks for another fun episode Jesse.
33:04 : Reinacting Dead Space for Jesse
If the final episode would be everyone dies except Kenny, it'd a golden finale
Jesse this is one of the best series you have EVER put ot
I can't wait to see what kyle and cartmans abilities are when they are your companion. It would be cool to see more of the flair. That girl hair was fabuuulous!
jesse you chose the wrong hair girlfriend. ITS SO UNFABULOUS
alright this might sound weird and really really wrong but,WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY TO LOOT THE GIANT BABY?
Hrrrm, epic foetus fight is supposed to have sound. He makes a lotta stomping noises too
jesse, thank u so much for making all of these. they have kept me entertained for a good while, think ill have to buy this game soon. keep up the good work
That has to be the BEST ENDING TO A VIDEO EVAR
DANG JESSE STEPPING UP A NOTCH
For a second there, I thought I was playing a Bleach game when that giant fetus came in. DAMN YOU MAYURI!!!!