【ENG SUB】Kenmochi sniffs out the hidden Loli talent in Sasaki
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*A girl walks by*
Kenmochi: I SMELL L O L I
Loli has been *located*
@@exzyyd392 More like *LOLICATED*
i smell pennies?
FBI: I smell prisoner
I just read in Pink Guy's voice
Now...
Look closely
That's how professionals work
I'm taking notes right now.
Hello FBI? These guys right here.
Dedicated hard worker
That's how mafia works
Necroneer He’s some I admire now, he’s a legend. I’ll take notes from this guy!
"Why don't you come over here" lmao. He really knows the creepiest things to say
Come to the dark side
"Your young voice was so good."
damn that's dangerous
hai hai, keisatsu desu
I didn’t know that she is in high school, how does she stream so much and get her work done lol I can’t do that
@@aurora9726 Shes not actually, bro.
"Why don't you come over here"
My man Touya just casually inviting any girl he find have the potential to become a loli
He's like an idol recruiter but for lolis
Mantis-x is god
Touya-P?
@@DIO.S_STANDAH oh ffs
So child kidnapper
I could honestly see him starting his own loli vtuber agency
Yes, Police, It's this man
No, no, shes legal, she-
@@dizknots9357 You're not a man...
Oh! I mean "the" man.
Catch him!!!
Hes already broken out of the jail ui-sensei put him in.
Pettanko is good that’s what she said
sasaki: we're the same age
touya: oh, okay. that's a shame
I'm dead
Lol. 😂😂😂
"Please just go to jail already" sbuwhshshhs😭😂
I smell in the future they're gonna play punishment game.
Loli's voice is on the line
Yeah he’s going about this all wrong. He has to use the same approach he used with Ui-mama to get them to do a loli stream. It’s funny that his showdowns with Ui-mama sparked the loli stream boom in Hololive but he can’t get his fellow Nijisanji members to do it.
@@Graestra Because they now the danger comes from within their group, not outside.
Problem is, unlike certain mama, Sasaki is actually pretty good at games.
@@MrKeinanen Being pretty good at games don't pay the bills.
@@Graestra He has too many counters, and most of it are Nijisanji Lolis. Literally got harassed by Alice, Warabeda, and Gibara, mainly because Alice thinks she is a nice sister and wants to beat down Touya, Chihiro easily turns him into a punching bag. And then there is his mom, who would just flame him for no reason other than she wants to be called mom.
Which is why Nijisanji girls, excluding Ange, knows how to deal with him. Unless of course if its Sister Claire. Because the second and first gen would burn him for no reason.
Everytime someone becomes a loli Kenmochi's will to stream increases by 1%
*100%
Japan is his biggest source of power...
sasaki's "eh?" went from surprised to disgusted real quick lmao
"Why don't you come here?"
I don't why but I choked on my own saliva...
My mind read that line in the creepiest 'ugly bastard' voice I could imagine and I have yet to recover from that laughing fit
I think a better translation of what he said would be, "why don't you come over to this side".
*Kenmochi walks into a room full of people*
Kenmochi: *sniff* *sniff* SMELLS LIKE LOLI IN HERE!!!
"Your young voice was so good."
............ So, uhm, hit me up when the "Get Kenmochi to jail" petition starts-
The way he change the subject so seamlessly into loli and start recruiting loli talent shows he's done this before lmao
He is still a legend.
Kenmochi is walking this fine line between going to jail and being funny- Nay, he is doing a handstand on it dare I say!
"But WE will always welcome you warmly"
*concern*
OUR loli
He was referring to Gibara.
P A N I K
My name is Legion, for we are many.
Kenmochi radiates chad energy.
No one:
Touya: "It smells like loli in here!"
God I wish I had that talent
*Kenmochi-san really has the Talent*
Lolicon is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
he have talent like yagoo. sniffing out skills
Just one rank below, not as in how Yagoo is a CEO, but how Yagoo hires someone like rushia, a necromancer, and he is a Lolimancer
now "sniffing out the lolis" sounds bad, but once you think about it, yea it's bad
"he still love lolis"
me too
Dude's really made it his comedic trademark to be a lolicon creep.
That’s what I want to be known as too!
How the hell does this man maximize the creep factor at will? It's actually scary sometimes lmao.
This man really said "I'm here to talk to you about the Loli Initiative"
no mere mortals can comprehend whats going on inside his brain
"But we will always welcome you warmly"
Wait wait wait! "WE"?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE"?!
Kenmochi Toya, Road to converting all women into loli
My man Kenmochi is on a mission.
And I'm all up for helping to bail him out of jail whenever that happens.
"So, he really still loves lolis"
Well, it was nice knowing you.
Kenmochi is a brave warrior that has no fears
Our Lord and Savior strikes again, he can't make Ui-mama into loli, but he might able to make other Nijisanji members into loli
Kenmochi I know you want to make Sasaki into a loli, but are you sure?
This Sasaki you're talking about, -the ex pro sumo wrestler- master of crocodile tears xD
you only need a Belmond Banderas and it works like magic
I don't quite enjoy male streamer, but this man, I feel like I should respect him
Kind of instinctively
Recruiting Loli, Live on stream
Sasuga Our Lord and Saviour sama
Uh....so.... I checked Sasaki's introduction video....and yes, she has the talent.
In just a few seconds Touya made her voice 5 years older
For anyone who is curious which Song Touya refers
th-cam.com/video/DZ4TMHMQzio/w-d-xo.html
Lemme know if this is the wrong one
Her voice is doing that thing Ayame's also does. It's so nice.
WHAT IS THIS POWER AND HOW CAN I OBTAIN IT?
Not from a jedi
I always have that feeling that Touya's character model fits the lolicon type of guy in anime's when no one notices it 😂
Touya is our hero
God amongst men.
His phrasing’s literally the worst possible lmao
“Can u come over here?” I mean who would say that to a girl lol
He's a real Men of Culture
who walks on the edge of a knife
A man walking everyday to his jail.
He's a Legend
The legend back at it again
come over here we sell candies
Just a reminder... FBI and CIA are human like us. They can be one of us hiding in that little box of chat and super chat
No way u going to jail bro
No wonder why I see them in the comment section from time to time, especially FBI.
@@Necroneer I know a drill sergeant who *LOVE* to say Peko~ in text messages lul (he's Nousagis)
@@yoshidasaki17703 army in the streets, peko in the sheets
@@ando5723 lul pogchamp
0:38 next part on nhentai
this man is a based lolipilled chad
"Why don't you come over here?" Ahahahaha so creepy xD will he drive a van in the future too? What a legend this guyyy
TMT : Trully Madlad Touya
He even recruiting potential loli himself...
"If there are none then make one" -Kenmochi Touya
Smooth pickup artist Fkboi. Indeed touya, never change
omg lol... compliance... safety crime compliance...?
Kenmochi warui
Asking someone to come over... Maji ka yo kenmochi san?
lolicon and pedophile are different things. . . just sayin
Yes, same but different.
yes. In language :v
thats the same thing, stop kidding yourself
Stop guys. You can hurt their feelings.
They're really different : one of those kind get their pp hard watching dangerous stuff, but the rest not willing to admit that.
let me explain but not because i like lolis it's because they both mean different. . . lolicon is a term in which we use to call in a character that is at a young age (13 below) but FICTIONAL while pedophile is term for when People have had repeated, intense sexually arousing fantasies, urges, or behaviors involving a child or children THAT IS ReAL. . . it's your choice as to whether you see loli FICTIONAL characters real. . . but the way i see it different. . . liking 2d loli is not pedophilia in my POV. . .
Forget about the FBI, we're gonna need the Department of Defence.
thank you sasaki for saying it straight lol, the grimace i make anytime he talks about his fetish has finally found kin
He's like reverse yagoo
The legend back at it again!!!
no cap. Nijisanji has won me over from the hololive rabbit hole
“No I don’t think I will”
This man is a legend
I totally ship them. O_O
*If this man got arrested, the whole station's gonna become a house for lolicons, so no, let's not drag the innocents into this.*
Just hearing him compliment he singing stream, the ulterior motive already stink out .
Kenmochi Toya: *exists*
Chris Hansen: "Hmmmm... Interesting case..."
It would be interesting to see former sumo wrestler in loli voice
"But "we" will always welcome you warmly."
Hmmm it reeks of someone who commited assisted suicide on a very strict monitored facility.
Loli Legend strikes again
after sasaki turned into a loli you realize that kenmochi was absolutely right 🤣🤣🤣
Kenloli Recruitment
Do you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll *dilated eyes* *aggressive tongue flicking* what Kenmochi... IS SCHEMING?!?!
Its basically the male version of Matsuri
Smooth move from our legend Kenmochi Touya.
I need his talent
Okay but does anyone have the link to Sasaki singing Kaze ni Naru? Cough, just a little curious, that's all.
th-cam.com/video/DZ4TMHMQzio/w-d-xo.html
Around 30:54
@@foxsune009 thank you brother
*Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*
What if kenmochi and gibara was put in the same room?
Have you ever watch Lever Gacha Daipan in the Nijisanji Official Channel... Yes They are together in that show..
Why do you say that?
Lever gacha daipan's first guests and the recent Daisanji radio
I like this man.
*Hmmmmmm......*
A man of culture 😎
What a legend
As an M lolicon... Thank you very much
Kenmochi-sama, I will follow you to the truth of this world.
He's culture
_concern_
thats our lord right there
he knows a loli when he sees one
You can feel vibe change so quick it gave me whiplash
At least he's true to himself......?
God i love Niji, the only company when you can have an employee who's whole gimmick is being a pedo who always gets his way 💀💀💀💀
With that simple line, Sasaki felt a bolt of lightning crept down her spine and made her her shiver from fear.
Hahahahahhahaha what a mad lad
Yes officer, this guy right here.
a girl like loli (Matsuri). Dang, she is so cute. Its chaotic but cute...
A man like loli (Touya): So you are choosen death...
I'm definitely on a list after trying to find this video after google kept bring up 0 results lol...
Touya just want to make all Nijisanji female becoming his "preference"
I will support you lol
*YABAI*
Your pfp is yabai