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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ม.ค. 2022
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Plot twist : A cat 🐈 grows into adult by 1 year of age. So beluga wasn't lying...😂
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With that logic, by age 18, Beluga would be dying
Edit: I didn’t realize until today that it sort of rhymes. That part was unintentional
Welp animal years are kinda unrealistic because a cat would need 16 years of life for a full life and most cats livr to like 11
No? 1 year = 7 years
Nope, first year of a cats life only accounts to 15 years.
"Wheels on The Bus.. It has The *S* word"
😂
does it ??
@@user-rj9jc6th1knaur
Shush!
@@user-rj9jc6th1k no…
Sweep sweep sweep 💀
The fact that you need to be at least 13 to use discord, and they punish him for lying about being 18 😅
They punish him because he needeed to be 18+ to use the server
a cat can use discord when they were 1 year old
Skittle: Are you 18?
Beluga: No
Skittle: Then click yes.
Lol, the most realistic incident I've ever witnessed in my life
@DON'T I didn't ...
@DON'T you don't comment also
😂
Beluga: um Skittle its Asking if I'm 18
Skittle:Are you over 18?
Beluga:no
Skittle: Then Click Yes
Beluga POV: Clicks
@DON'T hehe boiii
Beluga’s videos are a whole new genre
69 likes.... nice 😏😏😏
@@garrettcarr8689 not anymore:(
@@garrettcarr8689 Let see how many subscribers I can get by commenting this.
Current : 109
Hope : 125
@@themystic5935 Let see how many subscribers I can get by commenting this.
Current : 109
Hope : 125
@@DomMestas Let see how many subscribers I can get by commenting this.
Current : 109
Hope : 125
I was doing homework while watching this! I had to pause it about 5 times so my mom wouldn't be suspicious. I fell out of my chair twice and now im grounded. 🤣🤣🤣
😂 wheels on the bus had me cracking up 🤣
"People are like wine... some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
Wise words from a wise cat
A bot copied you
@@Ayaan1386 Oh-? Well, bots tend to copy other peoples comment or spamming the same thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@ComradeNicky ik
@@ComradeNicky agreed
@@tomiokagiyuu5745 Wow Nezuko and Tomioka are here🤗🤗
let’s be honest we all lied about our age when we were kids for games/websites 😭
Just games, nothing else ok 😉
yeah only games
agreed
Ye
Yeahhhh can’t relate I definitely didn’t say I was 18 to get a youtube account ahaahaha……ha
Man I can't stop laughing! An immediate subscribe.
S**t 7pm cant be bed time at any possible age 😂 lmao sun is still up in 90% of the world most of the year lol
Charles:"What is your blood type?"
Beluga:"Red"
LMAO Sigma rule 10/10
@XENENEX what? XD
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What is the meaning of 'sigma' please?
@@bangpdnim1055 sigma duck
Charles: "what is your blood type?"
Begula: "red"
*Sigma Cat.*
It's beluga
@@chaitanyasharma28 r/wooosh
@@chaitanyasharma28 r/thatsthejoke
I'm pretty sure that the one who said it's beluga was just saying that's what you could expect from beluga
@@SANSYYGAMESFAKE r/whoosh*
Charles: What music do you listen to?
Beluga: Rap with lots of bad words such as the wheels on the bus with the S word
3:00 it’s my favorite part when they say you’re banned from discord
I can't control my laughter when belugas birth certificate has written 2 years old 😂😂
Yeah. Like he has so many birth certificates or what 🤭🤭.
Uh what
You realize 2 years old in cat years is basically an adult, correct?
@@1Butterstotch1 what does that got to do with anything?
2 cat years is like 25 human years
The moral of this story: dont ever let parents have a discord account.
Preach...
Why would they
Most parents are old as diamonds
Good Moral
@@tf2spyclass09 lol
My father has a discord account, but he only uses it to reach me if I am otherwise unavaiable
"Rap"
"Like...?"
"Wheels on the bus"
Beluga: rap songs. With lot of bad words
Also beluga: wheels on the bus
Imagine being 2 years old as a cat and still being taken care of by your mom. cats that age are basically adults and can survive without their mom. that kind of shows me how childish, innocent and curious beluga is
Ohh interesting
Lol
from Where you got that emoji of beluga dude🥺
I know
He a member
'I stay up all night doing taxes and drinking coffee'
As a genuine adult I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
"as a genuine adult" if your over the age of 13 you wouldnt watch shit like this
@@Dennispacito LMAO
@@Dennispacito lol
@@Dennispacito *then you realize Pewdiepie watches cocomelon and is an adult*
@@Dennispacito But what are you doing here then...
Dude, congrats on 400 sub's!!! ❤❤❤
what do you meen he has 100m
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The Fact That This Video Has *18* Million Views Makes This Even Better Lol
Your blood type: A+
@@AMTVE Also Rainbow
Just like in reality, our parents always have to ruin everything without actually trying to ruin it. XD
@ׂ fax
IKR THEY SAY ALL THE WRONG THINGS LIKE I KNOW MINE TRY TO INTENTIONALLY RUIN STUFF AS WELL BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO KNOW BECAUSE THEY BECOME SO FUCKING NAIVE. THEY CAN ALSO BE DISGUISING THEIR ATTEMPTS TO RUIN OUR LIVES AS OBLIVIOUSNESS !!
@@LapissHamster dam chill man they just care bout you bro
@ׂ Who are you
@@LapissHamster are you OK man ?
"What is your blood type?"
"Red"
I lost it😂
What's your age man
@@TRIBALCHIEF-qf5xe 19 bro
Idk what my blood type is and I'm an adult
@@TRIBALCHIEF-qf5xe 8
plus 10
@@Jay_0605 why tf is a adult watching kiddy content
Thank you for make me laugh I lost heartbroke from Alan 😅
every motivational quote at the end hits different
Skittle is like the perfect “guy in the chair”.
Best😂😂
but his name isn't Ned
how do you think ned feels about this?
@@chewy4722 probably devastated
Family Guy Full episodes on my channel no cap🧢💯
I've been lying to be over 18 for 34 years.
Means you started to lie when you were -16 years old?
......
Wait.......
Whaaaaaaattttttttt?!!!
@@HiddenOreo That's because you're still under 18, you're not yet allowed to get this joke.
@@HiddenOreo I got that you got it and I was joking about you joking about not getting the joke.
Shouldn't it be 38?
What time do you sleep? “7.00pm”
When he send it **7:10 PM**
This should've been titled "When Belu-Mom ruins Belugas life" lol
When Charles slid into those DM's, I thought this was going a TOTALLY different direction... lol
yeah
oh no... *oh no*
took me a second to catch that.....0_0
LMFAO
@@1nfinit3 please explain it for me
I looked up cat years in human years chart and 2-cat-years is actually 24-human-years. So you're good Beluga!
damn you're the original one, theres like 2 more comments that have a similar thing.
Genius
wow really? nice
But it asked if he was over 18, not f he was an adult
@@crystalplayz3514 and he is over 18
Miss that old days beluga..... Miss you
U are now just a name in our hearts 💓.....
Beluga has everyone in one single server 😂😂
Charles: what is your blood type
Beluga: red
I can't stop laughing 😂😂
XD
Same xD
I can laughing🤣🤣
😭😂 me too
Hmmm X)
I love how beluga keeps the content friendly...and a lot of times,he is so straightforward
When he asked *What kind of swear words*
I didn't expect him to be so smooth lolll
@@Casey-wd5sk I hate beluga impersonators they milk beluga for views
@@mmmmmonke7432 It's just like a fan fiction or a fan remake of a game
@@Casey-wd5sk po
ik im 12 so the channel is allowed for me while being kid friendly but also really funny
@@Casey-wd5sk yeah
I lost it when he asked the bloody type and he put "red" omg lol
What charles did would basically not be allowed because it's invading on privacy and he needs a certificate for that. Also discord doesn't allow it.
"are you 18?"
"no"
"then click yes"
i swear this generation is built completely on reverse psychology
true
Well it’s true no one pays attention to age
no u
😂😂😂😂
0:36 ooh new character
I love the staying up all night, doing taxes and drinking coffee. 😄
What taxes
It still cool I feel good when I watched your video man ❤️
Beluga's cheated the algorithm on a whole new level, he gained more than a million subs in less than 2-3 months, it's insane how his channel grew, really.
Hii
@@subbwithnotisbefore Cap
@@subbwithnotisbefore stfu before you get banned for spamming
@@subbwithnotisbefore ratio then lil bro
Jealous
1:29 can't stop 🤣🤣😂
😂lol
Frozen 😭
@@ilham6360What!!!😠
Every second in the USA , a second ends
0:42 I love how he said FIB like in the actual Grand Thef- sorry Cat Theft Auto
I almost died when he answered "red" to his first question " what is your blood type? " 😂😂😂
Loll
Lol same 😂😂
He was not lying.
Of course there are very few octopus on the internet but they would have green blood.
Ha ha LOL. But wait what would the reasonable answer be? Is there one? Hmmm
yea that's so funny
“Beluga is 2 years old” idk why but I can’t stop giggling.
Now its 4
…FIB? Not FBI? 😂🤭 I love your vids!
"You have been banned from Discord"
bye for good
-Discord
"People are like wine... some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
by Beluga
that quote is by Pope John 23rd
Sad story guys😢, On 14 January, 2022
My son Timothy Fernandus dissapeared. He left a note saying that he was being constantly bullied by Beluga fans all over the world. He was mentally harmed and harrassed to the point where he likely did something bad. I am not an emotional guy but this truly enrages me that how far is Beluga willing to go the sake of views.
@@kingofsalts4275 lie
@@kingofsalts4275 The "story" 😂
Are you over 9000!?
| yes | | No |
1:40 this part is funny wheels on the bus rap 😂🤣
Beluga is always trying to be sneaky
How the hell is nobody talking about how Charles is THE GOD HIMSELF MOD ASH?
Beluga an osrs player?
I can relate to this, very relatable. Age verification is always asked :(
@General Clanka_ im not a bot
@@Casey-wd5sk not interested
@General Clanka_ ok
@General Clanka_ I’m not a bot btw
@General Clanka_ 🥺 be nice
A cat is adult when he is 2yo so... Justice for Beluga !
Damn yours is the original one
@@venkatkrishna8278 ikr
I was the original one actually 😅 but I dont get the pin and the 2500 likes
@@mathyssduneau4240 it's okay king take this 👑
wheel on the bus lol u got me there
I love beluga's video fr
Funfact:belugas sleep time is 7:00 PM but u can check the chats are at 7:10 PM,time stamp 2:09
as his mother said, time to sleep bcz it is past 7 pm
@@rudripancholifc sry,i watch the half video and i commented i didn't watch that part when I comment this one
@@xEclorot1q69 apology accepted ^_~
“People are like wine some turn to vinegar but the best improve with age.” A quote by Beluga
Inspirational-
Actually Pope John the XXIII said that. Quote your people everyone.
Because they are r e t a r d s to begin with
So.....
Inspiring 😭🤚
oh so the guy is with ✨the fib✨
1:18 brotha this is what i said when i was at the doctors FR 🤣🤣🤣
Charles: what is your blood type?
Beluga: red😃😃
Beluga is a smart cat😃😃
Shut up
What did he mean?
no beluga is 30 years old
I love how Beluga entertains us with every video
What do you expect him to do? Make us sad? Like these type of comments are so stupid
@@insaneguy6740 ikr
@@insaneguy6740 for real..
@@insaneguy6740 uhm- like if u have problem u can just- not- thats a basic compliment
@@gaya3.b491 do- you- seriously- stutter- in- comments-?
The blood type got me😂😂😂😂
The blood type lololol😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"only adults know the answers"
"What music do you listen to?"
logic
good rapper👍
"I'm with the FIB"
Ahh yes, the FIB, that investigates people who fib(lie) a lot
yeah saw that too lol
Sad story guys😢, On 14 January, 2022
My son Timothy Fernandus dissapeared. He left a note saying that he was being constantly bullied by Beluga fans all over the world. He was mentally harmed and harrassed to the point where he likely did something bad. I am not an emotional guy but this truly enrages me that how far is Beluga willing to go the sake of views.
@@kingofsalts4275 Your son is WEAK
@@gracipatrick5780 lmao
@@kingofsalts4275 YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HIM
I don't want a virus in my laptop. Oh, do you also work in Spotify? Beluga bro?🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least beluga doesn’t sleep because he’s going to have a lot o lucid dreams
That was pure genius and hilarious, Beluga vids are a genre of its own
The sad thing about this is when you grow up and realize you don't have to fake your age anymore...
legend has it that he still has the game... even in 2023
lol this made me laugh so much
0:21 "Do not play if you are under 18 or your name is Beluga!"
So either way, he's still screwed
@DON'T and i wont
@DON'T Ok chill I wont
@DON'T
Ok we won't, bot.
THE BLOOD TYPE GOT ME XD
those discord mods feel like DHMIS teachers,showing up out of nowhere,however unlike the teachers everything ends HORRIBLY wrong with deaths.
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@beluga can show his expressions even through his way of texting. This is called real talent.
1:23 It’s red,and purple. If it’s just red, then the CO2 will never go out of his body
Blood is just red
@@TechnicalDhruva No it’s purple when it goes in the veins
@★SW4GGYP3NGU1N★ -OMG TYSM FOR 50 true 😂😂
@@rockingamingwiththesahit2145 A compound called hemerythrin gives the purple colour when oxygenated, although it is colourless when deoxygenated. This compound is not as efficient as haemoglobin at oxygen transport.
@@rockingamingwiththesahit2145no it’s fake
Beluga i understand you makes sence
When he asked drivers licence you should have said "I do not drive yet"
1:52 Oh no … this video ACTUALLY read my mind!! The first clock time that came to my mind was 7: 00 PM!
Beluga - 2 years old
Me - shocked!!! Beluga knows how to type!!
I love the facet that his bed time was 7:00 pm and when he’s texting it’s 7:10
1:31. I'm an adult and I knew his playlist had Baby Shark 🤣🤣🤣
If people followed the 18+ law for GTA then our Childhood will be Incomplete
Yes true. I tbh also didnt always when i was younger following the age stuff. And now later. I still dont feel regret. In fact. Im happy i did it. So ye.
egg zactly 🥚
I played Grand theft auto V when I was 7,and I called it the car game because all I did was get in the cars and drive around, and my parents didn't tell me it was 18+ till I found a video on yt? about it
@@j0hnballs049 i found you again sussy impostor
@@j0hnballs049 same, now people are “too scare to traumataze kids” when at the age of like 7/8 I discovered FNAF and,at first was scared, but now days I love it .-.
j'adore tes montages merci pour ces bons moments :D
Thank you so much this really made me laugh 😊😊😊😊😊
“What is your blood type?”
“Red”
💀
Fun fact: you dont have to be over 18 to play Grand Theft Auto. M titles are actually 17+. Adult Only games are 18+. Also AO games are kinda rare, the only one I know of is Hatred, which is basically just edgy Postal.
I'm 14 so I'm gonna be in jail because GTA is only for 18 not for 14 so let hope I'm not gonna be in jail......
FBI: FBI Open up
But In Germany is Grand Theft Auto 18+
@@CorrinMLBB “ESRB ratings are not legally binding, and are merely a general suggestion of the recommended age range and maturity level of a game so that parents and consumers may make smarter decisions.” ur good dw
@@zerog1064 fr!!
@@zerog1064alright
Charles: “what music do you listen to?”
Beluga: .. “Rap
With lots of bad words”
Charles: “Like…?”
Beluga: “Wheels on the bus”
THIS GOT ME WHEEZING LOLLLL
Bro's arrested for that💀
this is some next level.
I hate that I'm now actually 18. I can't go through all this anymore 😭
Why u hate it? I love being 18. Best age for me.
never thought about it lol. I'm actually telling the truth now I'm 18
Take it easy, we’re still young & in our teens. It’s not so bad….. *for now.*
I'm 20 and I srsly don't miss being 18
Yeah, you're another big step closer to death, where you can't even think or be tortured.
“What’s your blood type?”
“Red”
I mean he’s not wrong
Yea lol
After it hits the air, yeah. While it's still in his body it's technically blue-
@@user-qb3ow4tz7t Blood is red, because of the red blood cells, inside and outside the body! The color does change under the impact of oxygen, but from lighter to darker red instead. The blood vessels however glow blue through the skin :)
Charles: Have a nice day!
you passed the test
Amazing video, Beluga! You really are great! So, what about the 29.99 $ for CTA
Skittle: *are you 18?*
Beluga: *no!*
Skittle: *then click "yes"*
Logic: *I'm out of here!*
I thought this was funny 98% accurate