THE ULTIMATE RAGETAGE!

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  • With so many hilariously angry and strange moments I decided to throw together a Ragetage. Enjoy m8's!
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ความคิดเห็น • 412

  • @alphablazer9750
    @alphablazer9750 9 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Donald don't use fire"
    *Uses Fire*
    I'm dying rn

    • @hipersonicc
      @hipersonicc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Alpha Blazer Uses fire twice looool

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alpha Blazer My Donald on my PS3 edition of the games heal me a lot, and without the I healed myself then he does it bs that everyone else deals with. Donald just heals me... 🤔

    • @introvertednerd0252
      @introvertednerd0252 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He used ice in vexen I WAS SO ANGRY

    • @Dinoeel
      @Dinoeel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@introvertednerd0252 well I was luckier since he used two fires in a row which actually took down vixen for good!

  • @Livael23
    @Livael23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I think the moment when your game is freezing right after Ursula is the most _hillarious_ thing I ever watched x)

    • @kodakliv2968
      @kodakliv2968 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Livaël especially how excited he got for finally beating her XD

    • @celiasanchez346
      @celiasanchez346 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that one is pretty funny because he tried so hard 😆

    • @johnalvares9808
      @johnalvares9808 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaooo tht actually happened to me once with Ursula

    • @saltierthantheocean2542
      @saltierthantheocean2542 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watching it live was the best. XD

    • @JadenOmega
      @JadenOmega 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Livaël One of the best rage moments he's ever had even thought to him it wasn't funny.

  • @zeldagamerhd8834
    @zeldagamerhd8834 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I lost it on the demyx fight.
    Cynical Dies.
    "WHAT?!'
    "I LOVE WATER!?"
    "IT'S RAINING ON ME!?!?!??!?!"
    dafuq jared

  • @axelviii7741
    @axelviii7741 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    HELLLLLLLLL to the NIPPPLE NOOOOO!!!!
    His little phrases or sayings are on POINT! lol

  • @soha7617
    @soha7617 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:45 "Horses don't drink chocolate." I'm so used to Cynical's streams that I'm not even questioning this.

  • @extrax48
    @extrax48 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    still loving that "hell to the nipple no" rage hahaha

  • @bossmanager6978
    @bossmanager6978 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Ah! Another clobbering compilation!? Hold for a moment Jared! I must fetch some popcorn for this one! I suppose Firaga would substitute for lack of a microwave...

    • @ChilledV
      @ChilledV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your vocabulary is........Perfect XD

    • @nuruddinshah684
      @nuruddinshah684 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Steven Vereen I don't understand the jokes seriesly

    • @SubliminaIMessages
      @SubliminaIMessages 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The flame from Jared's rage should be more than enough.

    • @bossmanager6978
      @bossmanager6978 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven Vereen You are most kind!

    • @bossmanager6978
      @bossmanager6978 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Utterly brilliant! Why allow such anger go to waste?

  • @meh9705
    @meh9705 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Take a shot whenever Cynical said "fuck" or "I'm done"

    • @Mr-rj9dg
      @Mr-rj9dg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you want me to get liver failure by doing this, don't you?

    • @MultiDarklegacy
      @MultiDarklegacy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +james valcourt congrats my doctor said my liver is failing jk but someone can die from this

    • @sneepysnorps
      @sneepysnorps 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +james valcourt even better (or worse), take one every time he says "what"

    • @Xenvest
      @Xenvest 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a nipple joke

  • @2AM_Xyro
    @2AM_Xyro ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7 yrs later and i still come back to this cuz it makes me laugh my ass off

  • @jorgelopez7832
    @jorgelopez7832 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Donald don't use Fire!"
    *uses Fire on Hades*
    😂😂😂😂

  • @gusmansyah3002
    @gusmansyah3002 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "2 balls? 2 BALLS?!?!?!"
    We have two balls...

  • @buulian2308
    @buulian2308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    at 5:05 Jared went super saiyan. Illuminati confimed

  • @swiggityswooty8579
    @swiggityswooty8579 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:28 - Just let it go man, let it go.

  • @NanoShifter
    @NanoShifter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Are you fucking twisting a gooses nipple?!" I lost my shit!! 😂😂😂

  • @DADA-yt1pt
    @DADA-yt1pt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:41 That line never gets old.

  • @nekonomicon9938
    @nekonomicon9938 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love seeing other people lose it.
    I dunno why

    • @timsheppard6204
      @timsheppard6204 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +EpicMynd88 THAT is why were America

  • @moved6380
    @moved6380 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "GREAT HOOFS OF A HORSE!
    Horses don't drink chocolate."
    WTF JARED!?

  • @Oasuigad
    @Oasuigad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:04 is the best part! I'm still laughing!

    • @DoylePotateo1989
      @DoylePotateo1989 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's transforming into a Super Saiyan!!

  • @RealTrixster5817
    @RealTrixster5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:08
    4:37
    These are the reasons I love this guy in rage mode. His insults make no sense🤣😂🤣😂

  • @nav9588
    @nav9588 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Best 8 minutes and 40 seconds of my life ;)

  • @absentzz347
    @absentzz347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "F*CK THIS GAME, F*CK THIS GAME, F*CK THIS GAME, F*CK THIS GAME, AND F*CK IT MORE!"
    Best moment in my opinion XD

  • @marsil602the2nd
    @marsil602the2nd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "i'm done with youtube, i'm done with twitch"
    ........
    "i'm not actually done"

  • @tamyservin7524
    @tamyservin7524 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is about the most hilarious montage I have seen! I am a 47 year old Grandma gamer who plays Kingdom Hearts with my kids and grandkids. Your rage moments here remind me of how I play except I am still in beginner mode on all games. Please keep up the great work. You are doing an awesome job!

  • @manny9313
    @manny9313 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:16 5:36 I can't man I laughed so hard Epic fail that is the funniest thing I have ever seen his face!!!!!! His reaction OMG!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kirara2516
    @kirara2516 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember the Hyenas, that was hilarious. xD also, 3:37 ....yeah, I lost it then. xD

  • @tdduck
    @tdduck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    6:16 water you doing

  • @itaraaah
    @itaraaah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If I had a dollar for every time he said "WHAT?!!" or "I'M DONE!!!" I'd buy Square Enix and make them release KH 3 & 2.8 right now 😂😂😂

    • @perkilatorxiii5179
      @perkilatorxiii5179 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or at least speed up development.

    • @teelor5987
      @teelor5987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plan for overthrowing Square now in development

  • @velvet_victor
    @velvet_victor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like the part when he says "I'm done".

  • @anti-roxas850
    @anti-roxas850 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite one is when he was fighting Demyx.
    "What in the Gargoyle Balls" LMFAO

  • @KillTyrants
    @KillTyrants 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best line was "Fuck chain of memories bro" sums it up nicely

  • @blastortoise
    @blastortoise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aww the best one isn't here
    Cynical: "I'm the cat's pajamas!"
    Dark Riku: *Immediately kills him after flexing.*
    Cynical: "WHAT!?!?!?!?"

  • @AthensTHID
    @AthensTHID 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Barely one minute in and I'm on the floor crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gchris5523
    @gchris5523 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I wouldn't be allowed into the light, Jared. Your rage feeds me.
    No but seriously, thanks for everything and all the funny videos you do man! Keep it up.

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your rage is glorious! I love it! Your curses are very creative. We need a "what?" and an "I'm done" counter.

  • @TrueBlueLewis-do5hl
    @TrueBlueLewis-do5hl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    His intros back in the day tho, I saw these when I watched him in 2018

  • @TurtleTime26
    @TurtleTime26 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Gotta say, the first Roxas battle one was the best.
    SHDADADADADADADADADADA *sings Circle of Life intro* F*CK THIS GAME

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shdadada ? I'd say TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU !

    • @TurtleTime26
      @TurtleTime26 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      BraviTr.Poké Actually no, it's more like SHUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU!

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Yeah, like this, but nothing like SHDADADADADADA

    • @TurtleTime26
      @TurtleTime26 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      BraviTr.Poké I don't think it's TUTUTUTUTUTU either, completely.

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Yes it actually is, with SHUTUTUTUTU at the beginning.

  • @Netherman14TheHellblazer
    @Netherman14TheHellblazer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Aqua dies to Mysterious Figure's X attack*
    Cynical: "That is fucking bullshit."
    Welcome to Mysterious Figure, how may I kill you today?

  • @UnveiledShadows
    @UnveiledShadows 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ya know, when he's not making crazy people noises, his tone while he's raging sounds eerily polite.

  • @lancerotalucardhd8793
    @lancerotalucardhd8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:06 That is how i feel when i'm fighting Armored Xion in her 2nd Phase,but without Curagas

  • @TheRealHeartlessAngel
    @TheRealHeartlessAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahaha TheGamersJoint you are the best man I have been watching all of your videos for the last 6 months and I have to say your RAGE videos are the best I am still laughing

  • @antoniarobinson7688
    @antoniarobinson7688 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm just going to watch this video when I'm feeling sad/upset. Because seeing your rage is hillarious for me and makes my day 10x better. lol XD

  • @Bravidunno
    @Bravidunno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:11 Best combo ever !

  • @SliCooper
    @SliCooper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That 1hp event with Dark Riku and your game crashing AFTER you beat Ursula, I would have rage out to. Like WOW talk about unlucky

    • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
      @KingdomKey-ik4xk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know. I sympathize with Jared on these. 😖

  • @kira-dk2mx
    @kira-dk2mx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Ursula freeze was just...I literally cringed at the implications. The pain and suffering this caused you.

  • @bee_beans6
    @bee_beans6 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I died from laughing after watching this for only 5 minutes. The best thing EVER! Job well done, Jared! 😂

  • @bowessarth
    @bowessarth 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I demand a perfect Ragetage, I didnt see your best bugspray moment, when u told everyone that u dont rage then raged right after, and when u said THERES A FIRE! lol

  • @QuillASMR
    @QuillASMR 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jared, I'm being cereal here man, you could honestly be a poet with the combination of words you use lol I've grown accustomed to watching at least one of your rage videos when coming home from work since it just relax's me :P

  • @personapokemaster8844
    @personapokemaster8844 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The part where his game froze, the hyenas, the ghosts and Meg and whenever he versus the lingering will are the best rages.
    Also the Demyx fight

  • @challllrie
    @challllrie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I... I think he's done \-,_,-/ this was gr8 m8 😂

  • @maxboyesen9837
    @maxboyesen9837 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite rage vid has always been the ursula one where your game froze XD. If you ever did The World Ends With You I can't imagine what the rage would be on *spoiler for storyline plot*
    the 2nd Uzuki & Kariya fight when they're taken over by the red skull pins! Hardest fight in both DS and mobile versions!

  • @hunterelwell3146
    @hunterelwell3146 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:21 I Just Died. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AGGSab
    @AGGSab 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:05 I WAVE MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AHHHH OH

    • @AGGSab
      @AGGSab 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *8:03*

  • @TrentTheHedgie
    @TrentTheHedgie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:17 Ultimate bullshit. he had NO health XDD

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, he had 1 HP left.

    • @malykwilson8119
      @malykwilson8119 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BraviNoname u must be really fun at parties

  • @AGGSab
    @AGGSab 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:23 the infamous hand through face... WE MEET AGAIN

  • @lifehacksf-t-w6921
    @lifehacksf-t-w6921 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was the best when after so many rage filled fights with Ursula it crashed at the perfect time.

  • @NoxxyTK
    @NoxxyTK 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The part with the Monkey from The Lion King LMFAO

  • @robertoperez357
    @robertoperez357 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Video of the year!

  • @auralyss
    @auralyss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    now time for a montage of you finally finishing these :3

  • @itsmemordred1608
    @itsmemordred1608 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    New drinking game. Every time he says "I'm done" take a shot

  • @AverageBananas12
    @AverageBananas12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Who else had their game freeze at the Ursula fight? My sodium intake were too high that day.

    • @johnalvares9808
      @johnalvares9808 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha same, I remember it froze on me

    • @bigguy31ish
      @bigguy31ish 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +phantompacker99 That NEVER Happened to me or the ps2 version but ursula's been kicking my ass Too and the game never freeze on me like that XD

    • @TheDark4light
      @TheDark4light 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +bigguy31ish Really? She was easy as hell for me. Just kept swamming around in a circle around her while Donald and Goofy wailed on her. Thats when I discovered Only Sora can beat the bosses. Swam up, hit her in the chin boom end of ursula. Easiest boss battle ever.

    • @bigguy31ish
      @bigguy31ish 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know but I easily beated her on my last time playing ps2 version then ps3 She really was easy when you have thunder resistance accessories ,I keep losing to her because i was 8 And I didn't really know what i was doing due to the stupid lightning spam But she wasen't as hard as i remember, Same thing with Riku! He was my Biggest nightmare next to Dragon maleficent And I used Tinker bell just incase her flames kills me ,don't say she;'s easy -_-

    • @bigguy31ish
      @bigguy31ish 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +bigguy31ish And I was on Proud mode I think i was On expert mode when i was 8 on ps2 and i gave up Defence:/ And Yes I know Stop Works on Dragon and Ursula I used it Alittle on them.

  • @MistressHorrors
    @MistressHorrors 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHAT IN THE BUTTERED TOAST JUST HAPPENED?!
    OMG LMFAO

  • @nerdychocobo
    @nerdychocobo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donald's clutch gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

  • @holliswoods
    @holliswoods 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will never get tired of this.

  • @guerrycompas1000
    @guerrycompas1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The one about the goose's nipple had me dying😂😂

  • @karliasharp6375
    @karliasharp6375 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:52 lmao I swear they take forever sometimes

  • @donniegirl12
    @donniegirl12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is Kingdom hearts in a nutshell XD

  • @veloxicality
    @veloxicality 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder how many "I'm Done"'s were said

  • @kevinmcwire4735
    @kevinmcwire4735 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    After seeing this, I went to see the other Rage videos. Jared really loves the word ''Nipple''

  • @lazygamer2995
    @lazygamer2995 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donald don't use fire!! Donald uses fire twice 😂😂😂

  • @Ambika2629
    @Ambika2629 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    like RIGHT AFTER the disclaimer, it wasn't even 2 SECONDS and already with the rage.
    Soooo proud

  • @shadowridin913
    @shadowridin913 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you used ars Arcanum on riku and he just noped at 0 health and killed you, that was the absolute funniest shit I've ever seen and so was your reaction. And the build up to it. 10x funnier than Ursula freezing.

  • @rindokanade2465
    @rindokanade2465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *L E A D M E I N T O E V E R L A S T I N G R A G E*

  • @alexisstidham5638
    @alexisstidham5638 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where do you even get some of those sayings like a goose`s nipple and stuff about south Africa and them becoming a pimp daddy, either way it's hilarious and brought a smile to my face :)

  • @quazy321
    @quazy321 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    You could the Rage has been... *puts on sunglasses* Awakened. B)
    Okay, I'll go die in a hole now.

  • @Plarger222
    @Plarger222 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maybe this wouldn’t happen if you chose normal mode before you chose critical and proud

  • @zexiffy7792
    @zexiffy7792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kh2 is where I rage the most tho on critical tbh lmao

  • @ArtistMystery
    @ArtistMystery 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    forgive,but this has to be one the best rage video I have ever seen.

  • @ultimadei7102
    @ultimadei7102 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    YAY! A montage of how great cynnical is at kingdom hearts. I mean, I thought everglow was good, but... This is next level epic

  • @projectzaephys1795
    @projectzaephys1795 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH GOD! YES!!! I laughed my f***ing ass off. LOL!

  • @seannfoofoo515
    @seannfoofoo515 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your BEST VIDS!!! Man!

  • @kessyenbaskaran7835
    @kessyenbaskaran7835 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    When it came to the part when your game froze after beating Ursula, I fucking lost it

  • @thatkingdomheartsguy9615
    @thatkingdomheartsguy9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I could say the most random ass shit like you when I'm angry.

  • @aDelusional_Lunatic
    @aDelusional_Lunatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:37 Rage Form Achieved

  • @xavierthomas4041
    @xavierthomas4041 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never laughed so hard in my life! Thank you for this ragetage

  • @bigguy31ish
    @bigguy31ish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uhh,Cynical I think you and I are exactly alike When it comes to raging and lot's of [Expletive] Words XDD And that Riku fight and After boss battles game freezes Yeah I would scream so hard at the ceiling for 30 Seconds[When nobody's home] XD Love this video!:D

  • @biggie1822
    @biggie1822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm doing a level 1 Critical mode play though on Kingdom hearts 2 and I got so mad I punched a hole in my wall.

  • @mikailre5959
    @mikailre5959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:07
    I feel so bad for him xD

  • @thelivingshadoka6176
    @thelivingshadoka6176 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    If this channel wasn't called The gamers joint I bet it'd be called The Rager'sJoint

  • @consigsp9578
    @consigsp9578 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    heheh, i like the way you show clutch word with skrillex song

  • @oddeyes9413
    @oddeyes9413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This helps my depression. Thanks Cynical! 👑💗

  • @JadenOmega
    @JadenOmega 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 balls,2 BALL?!?!?!?! LMAO

  • @spyder..7808
    @spyder..7808 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cynical You should put a link in the description for your Intro song and i love the Deviant Art. 🐧

  • @PharaohsCurseUponYou
    @PharaohsCurseUponYou 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    God i just love that intro remix of sanctuary! Where can i find it????

  • @justakrab4003
    @justakrab4003 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said he gave up yet here he still is

  • @axellrex9079
    @axellrex9079 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    your pain, it pleases me

  • @Jochira_VTuber
    @Jochira_VTuber 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *eats popcorn* quitting YT and Twitch cuz of Hyenas... you must've laughed in shame now XD

  • @fatspyro4630
    @fatspyro4630 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    In this video you could say 'Anger and Hate are Supreme'

  • @noellemb123
    @noellemb123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still my favorite video of yours.

  • @Zanimaton
    @Zanimaton 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rage music at the end of the video!

  • @kodakliv2968
    @kodakliv2968 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    XD "THIS GAME CAN GO SUCK A FUCKING CROCODILE LEFT TOE NAIL"