This can be taken 2 ways. It can imply people who make fun of Congress aren't accomplishing anything or its I playing Congress doesn't accomplish anything
-Fun fact (I’m sure this dude has covered it at some point but still): elephants see humans as we would a small cute animal. Yes, you’ve heard right: elephants see us as pets.-
Fun true story about Elephants: Several years ago the Cincinnati Zoo had a program that would let people interact with their small herd of female Asian elephants. During one of these meet-and-greets the herd matriarch, Mai Tai, fell in love with a little boy. She proceeded to pick the boy up with her trunk, put him on her back, and take him for a ride around her enclosure before eventually returning him to his parents. The parents and Keepers were freaking out, but the little boy had a blast. He's name is Aric, and he is now grown but still remembers this incident fondly to this day and makes a point to visit the elephants every time he goes to the Zoo. I know this story because he is my brother's friend, and my next door neighbor.
I went to Australia when I was a kid, we visited a zoo that had a Tasmanian devil.... we witnessed the devil demanding pets and comfort from the zookeeper that was in the pen with him. Made us laugh as it was completely the opposite of the stories we had heard lol
They actually love cuddles. They also love to bite. It isn't done because they are evil - Tasmanian Devils just haven an incredible immune system overall and their regeneration rate is kinda like X-Men Comis, that in combination with their Biteforce means; they bite you, you loose a piece of meat but you can't be mad with them because they so adoreable and don't even understand why you are in pain. Although, if you're carefull you can pet them or you wear also one thick glove, then you can even play a little bit with them without loosing fingers.
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I believe the reason why some humpback whales and elephants try to protect people from danger is the same reason that some people put spiders in a cup and release them outside rather than drowning them in their sink or bath tub.
@@j3ssthealien283 From my experience, turning on the tap and letting the spider get carried down the drain saves people from cleaning up the mess if they squish it
Imagine you're about to be slaughtered by some monster of the sea and in comes the lemon shark that decided it liked you to mangle whatever was trying to hurt you.
I've actually petted a Tasmanian Devil when I was a kid. We took a cruise from New Zealand to Australia and Hobart (in Tasmania) was one of our stops, so we visited their animal park. Interestingly, Tasmanian Devils become docile when picked up by their handlers, so we got a once in a lifetime chance to pet one. :)
@@pforgottonsoul Pet rats who have been introduced to people early in their life (once they're safe to handle) are generally better, more social pets. Thats why breeders will raise rats and either keep them or sell them once they're old enough :)
As a chinchilla owner, can confirm they bark for attention (or when you’re watching Bad Girls Club and he’s tired of hearing the yelling and bleeping lol)
The elephants who placed branches over the sleeping woman may have actually been burying her after mistaking her for dead. Elephants have been known to cover the bodies of not only their own species, but other animals they come across.
That's why I love the subreddit r/crowbros. It's just people who are, or want to be, bros with corvids. There was one story of someone feeding crows, but they got possessive of their property and would harass neighbors that came too close. Which led to the question "What do I do if my murder attempts a murder?" Anyway, that person told the neighbors to feed the crows too, and now there is a neighborhood of elderly people that are friends with crows. Plus, one time, an elderly men fell in front of his house early in the morning and couldn't get up, and the crows made so much noise about it that the neighbors found him in time.
"They have a reputation, but I have Miralax. We'll see who really doesn't give a shit." Guys, I found who Shakespeare reincarnated into. No one else can use the language so masterfully.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SPIDER WARNINGS!! I understand the role spiders play in our ecosystem and have nothing against them but I can’t help the violent reaction my body has when I see them. I really appreciate people who help out us with arachnophobia!!
Diver: *dives into the water to meet his favorite lemon shark* Lemon Shark: *is sitting on the couch* oh honey, where have you been all these days? Diver: just doing stuff at home Lemon shark: oh so you wasn't diving with that great white shark on last Thursday huh? Diver: *sweats* Lemon shark: so what's her name? Huh?
There's a shark called Foggy Eye who brings other sharks to a woman to have the hooks taken out of their mouths. Sharks are smarter than they're given credit for.
I had a Rose-haired Tarantula when I was younger. I used to take her out and hold her and she would often sit on my chest over my heart as I watched TV. She never moved once she got there. When I was holding her I could feel her toes gently pinching my fingers as she held on while I carried her. She had no weight and I loved her so much.
One time I was at a Crocodile Park and one of the workers showed us a big spider. He then asked who wanted to hold it and I volunteered. The spider got comfy in my warm hands. I wasn't scared at all.
@NOAH MAJESKE spiders in general get more crap than they deserve. They're basically exterminators with eight legs. If you see a spider in the house, place it outside gently.
@@evatownsend492 it’s a joke due to the all the counts and convictions of sexual assault against children from priests that was a recent news story when this video was made
Yeah, only they weren’t just “allegations” so much as “actually happened and happening for generations.” It’s just hard to sue an entire church supported by an entire society that doesn’t want to think about how people taking advantage of religious environments for literal constant institutional pedophilia is a thing.
Ravens are so baller they have multiple sets. A group of them is either called a Rave, an Unkindness, a Treachery, or a Conspiracy. Be sure to throw the proper set up when you meet them because if you're in the wrong hood they'll let you know it.
@@dando541 lmao i just googled btw, The total male population on earth is 3.93 billion. 2.5% of 3.93 billion is 98Million. DANG 98 million guys on this earth have 8 inch pp
I was lucky enough to see a viscacha when I was in Machu Picchu in 2019. He was so cute and just sat there and let me take pictures of him. Such a memorable experience.
Another reason to love sharks involving the Thresher: their tail and their hunting method basically makes them the Indiana Jones of the ocean but their face always looks like they’re really nervous
My pet rabbit has found out that if she thumps loud enough in the middle of the night I will get up and come check on her. Most the time, she's actually scared of a random noise, sometimes she just does it to get some head pets.
One the reasons why many of our Aussie Animals have the same baby names and group names like Mob (a group of Emus is also called a Mob) is probably because us Aussies like to keep things simple to call out when we have to run away from them 😉
When I went to Tanzania, we visited the Ngorongoro crater to look for animals. During our drive, we asked our safari guide what animals he didn't like and he said he didn't like hyenas because he thought hyenas were ugly. Then we saw a baby one with its mother and he said "Well, maybe it is actually kind of cute." 😆
That woman saved by a whale was called Nan Hauser I think. She hit worried cos it was pushing her and she never had this happen. But they are altruistic and it saved her from an huge tiger shark
yeah i saw her interview. she was super scared because the whale did push her around and kept her close before she realized that the whale was protecting her.
@@jsmrfuture7928 Thats nice. And I appreciate that. However, many people are deathly afraid of them, and some won't even be able to sleep if they see one
"A study showed that grey squirrels forget 74% of the acorns they bury causing more unaccounted for nuts than an NBA player with a latex allergy." I actually had to pause the video there. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
"A group of alligators is called a congregation. I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it." I laughed so hard at that one... I'm a Christian, and I appreciate your humor man! xD
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 Oh nooo, I feel bad for ruining the innocence there xD warning, it's a very dark joke!! In the corrupt corners of the catholic church, priests have long been notorious for pedophilia (particularly involving altar boys and eunuchs), and the "congregation" is the group of folks who attend a church lead by a priest.
Oh? I couldn’t see cuz I wasn’t trying to have a panic attack as my brain doesn’t care his cute a spider is, if it is big, has beady eyes and 8 legs it’s a threat. Send help
I discovered you years ago, and recently I came across a term that perfectly describes the way you talk about animals ( At least on video), And that's black Air Force energy The other terms that also describe How you talk about animals I've known practically all my life, Clever, witty, funny, sarcastic, etc.
Spiders: The most Creepiest and scariest Insects that they have their own section on the Phobia list. Also spiders: Literally as important as bees. Their feet are not called claws or are claws but are cute little paws. They destroy the crop eradication insects. One of the spiders look like Lucas the spider’s Albino twin that photographers decided to make a hat out of water for him just for a photo. Seeing that photo Decimated my heartstrings so much that I will never feel depressed ever again
That should be the next step of your zoological adventures, you going into nature "befriending" the hell out of all the critters, then running for your life... i would absolutely watch!
@@Cottonmouth255 A group of parliamentarians is called a circus. A cluster of circuses is called a lark. And the cycle of life is complete. (These are not true but they're false, which is just as good. I heard that in a circus one time.)
"They have a reputation but I have Miralax, let's see who *really* doesn't give a shit." Alright, that one fucking got me and I'm surprised nobody else has mentioned it.
WHY THE HELL IS THE JUMPING SPIDER WITH A DROP OF WATER ON ITS HEAD, SO CUTE Edit: ty for 100 likes!! Edit 2: JESUS TY FOR 600 LIKES!!!! Edit 3: OMG IM FAMOUS ANYONE WANT A AUTOGRAPH
As someone who currently has 8 tarantulas and plan to have more, your facts couldn’t make me like spiders more because I already love them. But I appreciate you trying to get more people to love them, they are amazing creatures.
As an arachnophobic man, I will say I respect them for what they do, & that they are undoubtedly really cool & interesting. But I just can't be near them. I can't. They make my skin crawl, which then feels like spiders & _it's doing it right now._
This is the comment I was looking for, I agree. I'm always saving house spiders from people who kill them on sight. Flies are nasty, spiders kill them; they pay their rent! I don't see why people think they're scary.
@Magician ★ hey honestly if you don't kill them for no reason it's fine, centipedes terrify me even tho they are as helpful a pest-killer as you could want ... But I just scoop them into a cup and take them outside. Camel spiders though I have a much harder time allowing to exist 😬 phobias are illogical by nature so you can't help it.
when I was really little, this gas station near my family's cottage had a pet bear named Sammy. they had their own icecream shop, and Sammy had her own enclosure out back. people would often times give their cones to her after having their ice cream, and I remember her licking my hand when I gave her mine. It's one of my earliest memories, and my favorites. Unfortunately, Sammy was already quite old by then and passed during the winter that same year. Rest in peace you big goofball
i just wanna say thank you SO much for the spider warnings in your videos. i respect and appreciate the hell out of spiders, but im also significantly arachnophobic. i can appreciate fun and cute spider facts a lot more when i dont have to see them! the fact that some make little frog buddies is absolutely adorable also the entire last part about wanting to pet things you shouldnt is a MOOD
Sharks are a lot gentler and kinder than they're given credit for..We aren't good food for them, they only bite to figure out what we are (they give curious nibbles! It's their best way of figuring stuff out! They also bite if territorial on occasion so beware that). Most sharks that are familiar with humans don't bite and are actually very sweet letting you hold their fins to swim with them or even letting you pet them and touch their snoots. Certain shark breeds are worse biters as they tend to bite more often whilst others are gentler just swimming around you occasionally bumping you to examine you.
And then we saw this horde... that's what they're called, right George? Lots of humans sitting of lots of horses. Next thing you know, they're everywhere! Greatest buffet! Ever!
6:51 One of my substitute teachers told our class a story about him. His parents worked in the circus most of his childhood. One night when he was 5ish his parents went to a show and he walked over to the elephant pens and slipped inside and the mama elephant picked him up and let him sleep on her trunk. Of course his parents freaked the flip out until they found him in the morning.
"I would make a joke about the government, but it probably would not accomplish anything" LMAO
This can be taken 2 ways. It can imply people who make fun of Congress aren't accomplishing anything or its I playing Congress doesn't accomplish anything
@@maximumforce8275 that would be true if he didn't later say, "I would make a joke about priests but only the kids would get it"
only 2 replies?? bruh that joke took me a bit but I got it lol
LMFAO
😂😂
Fun fact, another name for a group of ravens is a conspiracy. So if you have crows and ravens together you have...
A Conspiracy for Murder.😂
Good one!
LMAO
Intelligent joke there sir.
i hate you so much
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Groups of crows: *_M U R D E R_*
group of fancier crows (ravens): _unkindness_
There's a posh brittish villain somewhere finding this highly entertaining
I like to think it originated from a thinly veiled threat.
"I will bestow upon you an..." Looks at group of ravens picking at carcass "unkindness"
They live in a society
I’ve seen multiple murders.
Murders of crows
In denmark we say a group of kindness when its ravens
“I’m going to die petting something I shouldn’t” really is how we roll as a species
Or in my case, being sarcastic at the wrong time…
Humans can and will pet anything
@@thomasnolastname8734 And it's both our best and worst quality
@@tanuki01 Yes, yes it is
But if stuff didn't want us to pet it, why did it evolve to be cute?
@@thomasnolastname8734we evolved to THINK they’re cute so we would pet them and thus become more accessible food.
I love how elephants can be either the biggest menaces and would kill you in half a second or just the nicest things in the world
Really just a general rule for most animals
Humans too
Natural Equality
-Fun fact (I’m sure this dude has covered it at some point but still): elephants see humans as we would a small cute animal. Yes, you’ve heard right: elephants see us as pets.-
@person person oh, thanks for the fact check then
When a chinchilla has a dust bath it’s “cute” and “adorable” but when *I* do it, I’m “ruining the family reunion” and “traumatizing my cousins.”
Can you suffocate Fleas by using your hair? Does your hair grow mushrooms when you get water in it?
Lol
@@biggsdarklighter0473 ...what if I said yes?
Your profile pic is pretty [sic].
The chinchilla didn't use grandma's ashes.
“A group of pandas is called an embarrassment, and you know what? They sure are” 💀😂
My favorite animal being the panda solely for that picture of a panda falling off a slide and turning into a literal black and white cotton ball.
_They’re literally a mood_
embarrassment of pandas lmao
I Have Now Learned Why My Mom Calls Me And My Siblings Pandas... I Am In Tears
@@strawberrymilk6666 I don't think killing your kids by sitting on them is a mood 😭😭
Fun true story about Elephants: Several years ago the Cincinnati Zoo had a program that would let people interact with their small herd of female Asian elephants. During one of these meet-and-greets the herd matriarch, Mai Tai, fell in love with a little boy. She proceeded to pick the boy up with her trunk, put him on her back, and take him for a ride around her enclosure before eventually returning him to his parents. The parents and Keepers were freaking out, but the little boy had a blast. He's name is Aric, and he is now grown but still remembers this incident fondly to this day and makes a point to visit the elephants every time he goes to the Zoo. I know this story because he is my brother's friend, and my next door neighbor.
The only thing I remember starting with Ci is cinnamon
Does the elephant still recognise/remember him?
That is so wholesome I’m going to plant a tree
How lovely!!!!!
That's like something straight out of a Disney movie!
The fact that an alpaca giving birth is scientifically known as an unpacking gives me a lot more hope for the human race
Congregation
It also takes only 30 minutes.
@@JackieOwl94 how did you know that off the top of your head?
@@xLeppiecat for what you know my man's done extensive research
@@jontraz5993 ... good point
"a group of jellyfish is called a smack"
Turtles: more like SNACK
😆😆 Why does this not have more likes this is hilarious
Especially the Leatherbacks.
@Ruan B this is not funny :/
Their stings feels like a smack
👁👄👁
I went to Australia when I was a kid, we visited a zoo that had a Tasmanian devil.... we witnessed the devil demanding pets and comfort from the zookeeper that was in the pen with him. Made us laugh as it was completely the opposite of the stories we had heard lol
Run run run run run run run run rungrun run run run run run run run
I live there, and Tasmanian devils do get cuddled, not in the wild though...
They actually love cuddles.
They also love to bite.
It isn't done because they are evil - Tasmanian Devils just haven an incredible immune system overall and their regeneration rate is kinda like X-Men Comis, that in combination with their Biteforce means; they bite you, you loose a piece of meat but you can't be mad with them because they so adoreable and don't even understand why you are in pain.
Although, if you're carefull you can pet them or you wear also one thick glove, then you can even play a little bit with them without loosing fingers.
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@TAN XIN YU Moe they are recovering, i think. Breeding at younger ages and the tumor thing just dying out on its own are helping them rebound a bit
"Leave alone in a room with a badger and I'll either gain a friend or loose a hand" words to live by
Hood Nature: (Does some actually wholesome facts)
Everyone: *Impossible*
A group of humans is call an Infestation or an Orgy
@@pussybacon22 yes just yes.
@@pussybacon22 _thank you for this information_
@@strawberrymilk6666 your welcome
@@pussybacon22 *oh......*
I believe the reason why some humpback whales and elephants try to protect people from danger is the same reason that some people put spiders in a cup and release them outside rather than drowning them in their sink or bath tub.
They somehow managed to find out that elephants find humans cute, much like how we find puppies cute
@@vbgvbg1133 That's a myth, Hood Nature talked about it on his tiktok
@@failedtimeline ah
Wait people drown spider what the hell I just and crush it.
@@j3ssthealien283 From my experience, turning on the tap and letting the spider get carried down the drain saves people from cleaning up the mess if they squish it
Imagine you're about to be slaughtered by some monster of the sea and in comes the lemon shark that decided it liked you to mangle whatever was trying to hurt you.
Can I befriend an animal?
@@Moniker08 yes, but not always. I befriend a murder of crows by giving them some food
@@comradedima9791 I'm sorry, *Murder?*
@@Moniker08 a group of crow is called a murder. and despite that fact.I choose to ignore an obivious sign that say "keep the fuck out" and feed them.
@@comradedima9791 Oh thanx,Never got used to that...Also,Respect+.
I've actually petted a Tasmanian Devil when I was a kid. We took a cruise from New Zealand to Australia and Hobart (in Tasmania) was one of our stops, so we visited their animal park. Interestingly, Tasmanian Devils become docile when picked up by their handlers, so we got a once in a lifetime chance to pet one. :)
I find that very heart warming.
@@Wolf-oc6tx It was so crazy to see them go from fighting over food to being calm and very still.
@@FoxxyFire-HellFrost They sound very sweet.
That’s cool af
"They may not be yeast but they're sure as hell inbred" YOOOOOOOOOO CHIIILLLLL😭😭😭😭😭
Bars😭😭😭😭
He had time that day 😆🕖
Ohh... yeah, I just got that!!!😂😂😅😅 it's been a long day
Oh man can someone pls explain that one?
@Rodolfo Ramos thank you for the clarification 😊
Fun fact: a group of vultures is only a wake when they're in the air. On the ground, they are a committee.
YES
3am got me in some weird places
And if they're feeding, then the group is a kettle.
The Vulturian Committee
So that's why they are vultures in the duck tail reboot
A group of rats is called a MISCHIEF and as someone who raises rats it's so perfect. Also you can call baby rats either kits or pups.
*Stares in Marauder*
Ah.
if you don't mind me asking why do you raise rats?
@@pforgottonsoul some people just like rats and breed em to sell as feeders or pets
@@pforgottonsoul Pet rats who have been introduced to people early in their life (once they're safe to handle) are generally better, more social pets. Thats why breeders will raise rats and either keep them or sell them once they're old enough :)
"pups" Is also appropriate considering that they are pretty much just tiny missunderstood dogs 🤣
As a chinchilla owner, can confirm they bark for attention (or when you’re watching Bad Girls Club and he’s tired of hearing the yelling and bleeping lol)
The elephants who placed branches over the sleeping woman may have actually been burying her after mistaking her for dead. Elephants have been known to cover the bodies of not only their own species, but other animals they come across.
That is still very sweet of them tho
@@undefinederror40404 Yeah, it is.
awwww thats so cute
Elephants are so fricking wholesome I want to make friends with them desperately 🥺
@Rodolfo Ramos reminds me of magpies
funnily enough, despite their edgy naming conventions and their overuse in gothic fiction, crows are deeply emotional and familial birds
I think crows are totally cool. They're also cold, calculating & wicked
@@terencedonovan5254 can't help but love em' we gotta go ahead and befriend those feathery fucks
That's why I love the subreddit r/crowbros.
It's just people who are, or want to be, bros with corvids.
There was one story of someone feeding crows, but they got possessive of their property and would harass neighbors that came too close. Which led to the question "What do I do if my murder attempts a murder?"
Anyway, that person told the neighbors to feed the crows too, and now there is a neighborhood of elderly people that are friends with crows.
Plus, one time, an elderly men fell in front of his house early in the morning and couldn't get up, and the crows made so much noise about it that the neighbors found him in time.
@@hostiletakeover7368 Befriend ravens instead, they're better.
@@chaotixthefox i disagree, personally i'm more partial to the larger familial aspects of the crow, however the raven is still pretty great
"They have a reputation, but I have Miralax. We'll see who really doesn't give a shit."
Guys, I found who Shakespeare reincarnated into. No one else can use the language so masterfully.
I agree whole heartedly
When i heard him refer to a honey badger as a furry little black air force, i truly heard the poetry of Gods lol
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SPIDER WARNINGS!! I understand the role spiders play in our ecosystem and have nothing against them but I can’t help the violent reaction my body has when I see them. I really appreciate people who help out us with arachnophobia!!
Diver: *dives into the water to meet his favorite lemon shark*
Lemon Shark: *is sitting on the couch* oh honey, where have you been all these days?
Diver: just doing stuff at home
Lemon shark: oh so you wasn't diving with that great white shark on last Thursday huh?
Diver: *sweats*
Lemon shark: so what's her name? Huh?
@@resurrectedhelicoprion helicoprion is not a shark
WTF I- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER-
Hold up why are u sweating underwater
Mermaids step aside, we have Mersharks.
This will make me laugh once I come back to this video and see this comment again
There's a shark called Foggy Eye who brings other sharks to a woman to have the hooks taken out of their mouths. Sharks are smarter than they're given credit for.
Whoa thats an awesome combination :D
I love Sharks
That's so wholesome!
Awww
Sharks are cool
lemon sharks being possessive babies and have best friends made me so happy. they're so cute 💖
I had a Rose-haired Tarantula when I was younger. I used to take her out and hold her and she would often sit on my chest over my heart as I watched TV. She never moved once she got there. When I was holding her I could feel her toes gently pinching my fingers as she held on while I carried her. She had no weight and I loved her so much.
One time I was at a Crocodile Park and one of the workers showed us a big spider. He then asked who wanted to hold it and I volunteered.
The spider got comfy in my warm hands. I wasn't scared at all.
@NOAH MAJESKE spiders in general get more crap than they deserve. They're basically exterminators with eight legs. If you see a spider in the house, place it outside gently.
@@superevilscientistgamer5939 i let spiders live in my basement cause they eat the stink bugs.
@@lindseyw860 👍👍👍
@@lindseyw860 we do that too! Any that come upstairs we try to rehome outside 😄
“I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it” I fucking choked.
I dont get it
@@evatownsend492 it’s a joke due to the all the counts and convictions of sexual assault against children from priests that was a recent news story when this video was made
Yeah, only they weren’t just “allegations” so much as “actually happened and happening for generations.” It’s just hard to sue an entire church supported by an entire society that doesn’t want to think about how people taking advantage of religious environments for literal constant institutional pedophilia is a thing.
@@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 yeah sorry that’s what I meant I edited it now
@@brainfoot29 Oh, okay, but it was no big deal. I didn’t really need you to change it, I just wanna make sure people do get that part.
Him: “a baby seahorse is called a fry-”
Me: *smiles*
Also him: “-which also makes sense since the father eats them.”
Me again: “I- oh…”
The father who hatched them himself
Eats them sometimes he said. 😄
He gives them life so might as well take it too
Sea horse dad: MMM CRISPY
so they're the fish and the chip
The way he throws the innuendos & other jokes in so smoothly. 🥲
Ravens are so baller they have multiple sets. A group of them is either called a Rave, an Unkindness, a Treachery, or a Conspiracy.
Be sure to throw the proper set up when you meet them because if you're in the wrong hood they'll let you know it.
A few thousand more years and they will begin calling their sets Rolling 60s Rave, EastSide Unkindness, CK conspiracy killa
In danish its a kindness
he came when we needed him the most
That's what she said!
@@AkinlabiStClair oh stf up
@@kosei8338 "oh stf up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ogmike8219 XD
Then the fire 🔥 nation attacked
And some over avatar the last air bender joke it’s somewhere here I’m just to tired to think 😂😂😂
"The dwarf lantern shark never gets any bigger than 8 inches. There's a joke in there somewhere"
I dunno, man, 8 inches is pretty damn respectable.
Thats bigger than most of us lol .
@@paincake2595 In fact, only 2.5 to 3% of the total male population has 8 inch pp.
@@reguluscorneas3387 that sounds uncomfortable
@@dando541 lmao i just googled btw, The total male population on earth is 3.93 billion. 2.5% of 3.93 billion is 98Million.
DANG
98 million guys on this earth have 8 inch pp
Hahhahahah oh shit i laughed to hard at this
I was lucky enough to see a viscacha when I was in Machu Picchu in 2019. He was so cute and just sat there and let me take pictures of him. Such a memorable experience.
I love that he described bears as an "overgrown forrest puppy"
Funfact: Bears share a common ancestor with dogs.
Another reason to love sharks involving the Thresher: their tail and their hunting method basically makes them the Indiana Jones of the ocean but their face always looks like they’re really nervous
Honestly every time I look at a picture of one all I feel is way too seen
Thanks, now I'm imagining a thresher very quietly singing the Indiana Jones theme song as it swims along
@@thomasnolastname8734better the Indiana Jones theme than the Imperial March.
@@thomasnolastname8734 I agree, but with the nervous energy of Patrick going "wee-woo, wee-woo".
@@laurenadams5648or Luigi singing the Luigi’s Mansion theme
Seal: you saved me... why?
Humpback whale: mmmmm... baby.
I will gain a friend or lose a hand is a powerful statement. More people should live like this
"A group of pigeons is a *f******* mistake."
Why I laughed so hard? XD
“A group of hippos is a bloat. I’m not for body shaming but this malicious tub of lard deserves it.”
😭
Ironically,
hippos are mostly Swole
Which is why they sink rather than swim
A group of hyper-active human children should be called a migraine.
Agree 💯
lmaoo
XD
I thot that was a happy meal?
@@cjdziesiuta1995 really? I thought it was called a JOHNNY, LEAVE YOUR SISTER ALONE!!!!
"I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it." He really went there.
The gorilla chest bluff reminds of a college friend who tried to imitate a gorilla drunk at a party. Now I know he was pretty accurate
My pet rabbit has found out that if she thumps loud enough in the middle of the night I will get up and come check on her.
Most the time, she's actually scared of a random noise, sometimes she just does it to get some head pets.
Viscacha's are the Uncle Irohs of the animal kingdom and you can't convince me otherwise.
Minus the Tea.
@@svea-rikehenningsen835 And the firebending
@@sebastianb.3978 *perhaps*
Do you think if we fed them Ginseng tea it would be their favorite?
I cannot, for it is true
One the reasons why many of our Aussie Animals have the same baby names and group names like Mob (a group of Emus is also called a Mob) is probably because us Aussies like to keep things simple to call out when we have to run away from them 😉
'PLEASE HELP, A MOB OF TAIPANS IS CHASING ME'
In Dutch, we don't really have any specific names for a group of animals except for herd.
“I would hug that smol homicidal puppy” (that kills its litter mates in “play”)
Well, yeah. But, mostly just the boy siblings! That's not so bad! 🙂
@@mangaanimefan3089 sexist
@@mangaanimefan3089 you're as feminist as a hyena but definitely not even close to being as physically/mentally strong as one.
@@yoboikamil525 Oh, God no! Hyenas are pretty bad ass but how they give birth is more than enough for me to say "No thank you!" XD
@@mangaanimefan3089 they ain't bad ass SIR
"I'm not for body shaming but this malicious tub of lard deserves it" is one of my favorite lines so far- XDDDDDDD
His take on hyenas resonates with me deeply. I just want a pet that will laugh at my silly jokes.
lol same I want to befriend a hyena like this th-cam.com/video/KMmjYIW_4tE/w-d-xo.html
I that is known as a girlfriend
When I went to Tanzania, we visited the Ngorongoro crater to look for animals. During our drive, we asked our safari guide what animals he didn't like and he said he didn't like hyenas because he thought hyenas were ugly. Then we saw a baby one with its mother and he said "Well, maybe it is actually kind of cute." 😆
i want a Emotional support Alligator or Crocodile. im sorry but if i can have a 12 foot rock with teeth as a Emotional Support animal, i will.
Our collective nouns for groups of animals mainly comes to us from medieval times which explains the flowery language used to describe them.
That woman saved by a whale was called Nan Hauser I think. She hit worried cos it was pushing her and she never had this happen. But they are altruistic and it saved her from an huge tiger shark
yeah i saw her interview. she was super scared because the whale did push her around and kept her close before she realized that the whale was protecting her.
"I will absolutely pick it up like a lap dog and let him decide what he wants to do about it" your content is absolute gold
can we all just appreciate this guy for giving us spider warnings?
*t h a n k y o u*
Spiders are amazing and help us people misunderstand them
@@jsmrfuture7928 Thats nice. And I appreciate that. However, many people are deathly afraid of them, and some won't even be able to sleep if they see one
This man understands my soul on a deep, deep level
"A study showed that grey squirrels forget 74% of the acorns they bury causing more unaccounted for nuts than an NBA player with a latex allergy."
I actually had to pause the video there. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
I re-watch his videos just so I can get the next line because I missed it laughing so hard. This man can give Mel Brooks a run for his money!
Why NBA player?
@@priscillajimenez27 Seems like there's always a story on feed about an NBA player being accused of fathering a child out of wedlock.
Lol same
Same!
The "naming guy" was actually a nun, so she gave us these all for free
Thank
She still got paid to much some times
@@3121Bana how?
Fun fact: A group of Karens is called a complaint
No, they’re also called either a god dang mistake and an entitlement
That just feels right
@@maxbarnes715 DEFINITELY An Entitlement!!! When Their Little Hellspawns Group Together They're Called A 'Disaster'!!! XD
Another applicable name would be a “government”
Komplaint
I’m just glad I’ve met someone who’s willing to lose life and limb like myself to give affection to cute little critters.
Not just the video, but I really love this guy's whole script. Like, the flawlessness. Even if you rehearse it ,it still looks like you'd mess up.
My question is this: how long did it take him to practice the script and not laugh? Some of his jokes and punchlines sent me over the edge.
"A group of alligators is called a congregation. I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it."
I laughed so hard at that one... I'm a Christian, and I appreciate your humor man! xD
Could you fill me in? I'm neither a kid nor religious so I wanna know what this is about lol.
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 Oh nooo, I feel bad for ruining the innocence there xD warning, it's a very dark joke!! In the corrupt corners of the catholic church, priests have long been notorious for pedophilia (particularly involving altar boys and eunuchs), and the "congregation" is the group of folks who attend a church lead by a priest.
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 I'd tell you but there's nothing wholesome about it
@@fuzzydude64 what, do you think I'll be offended or something because it's not wholesome? I appreciate dark humor so I'd like to know lol
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 its because many priests are pedophiles
"I would make a political joke but it probably wouldn't accomplish anything." You accomplished getting a laugh out of me for this political joke :)
thank you. My day wasn't horrible but it wasn't great emotionally either & this was a pick me up. Thank you.
"A group of pandas is called an embarrassment"
I didn't know me and my siblings were pandas
“ if my skull looked like that I would be mad too”
my pug : * sad snort *
@Critical Critical ew 😂
@@SCP-682_Keter u be looking like dis?
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Take good care of it, they have a lot of health issues due to their faces
@@flyingcapsicum I know 🥺🥺🥺🥺 they are doing very well tho I have two they jus turned 15 this year I’m very blessed
@@noahsublimals2971 Oh my god it’s a pug😂😂😂
I have arachnophobia but that spider is actually so adorable I'm not even lying
4:11
Awwww! *Someone with the fear of spiders*
Same
SAME
I AGREE
Oh? I couldn’t see cuz I wasn’t trying to have a panic attack as my brain doesn’t care his cute a spider is, if it is big, has beady eyes and 8 legs it’s a threat. Send help
I discovered you years ago, and recently I came across a term that perfectly describes the way you talk about animals ( At least on video), And that's black Air Force energy
The other terms that also describe How you talk about animals I've known practically all my life, Clever, witty, funny, sarcastic, etc.
Casual Geographic "Sensei bunny what wisdom can you give me."
Sensei bunny "Keep making video my guy you're doing great."
Spiders: The most Creepiest and scariest Insects that they have their own section on the Phobia list.
Also spiders: Literally as important as bees. Their feet are not called claws or are claws but are cute little paws. They destroy the crop eradication insects. One of the spiders look like Lucas the spider’s Albino twin that photographers decided to make a hat out of water for him just for a photo. Seeing that photo Decimated my heartstrings so much that I will never feel depressed ever again
Spiders aren't insects, tho.
Spiders are Arachnids, in the same family as Scorpions, not insects
@@Turriku splitting hairs
Fun fact: many jumping spiders (the kind that was wearing the water hat) will chase laser pointers like cats.
@@splash_067 how? It was just a correction
If i saw a platypus i would say "HEY PERRY, DO THE THING!" and if he does i will have fulfilled the prophecy.
Bro so help me if you do please let me know!
Perry: *stings you*
@@goldenapplesaga5446 wait, isnt there a bunny agent?
If so what noise does it make?
im pretty sure i live with an agent.
Did I just hear a TOK and P&F reference at the same time?
That should be the next step of your zoological adventures, you going into nature "befriending" the hell out of all the critters, then running for your life... i would absolutely watch!
Fun fact: Sharks used to have a nickname, Sea dogs, for the described reasons
Fun fact: the literal translation for seas dog to german "Seehund" is the german word for seal.
In Croatian they are still called sea dog - morski pas:-)
Sorry seals took the sea dog name.
@@51stcenturygirl As someone from Croatia I can conferm this is true.
Dogfish decided to call in.
"I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it" as someone who grew up in catholic school I cackled
"A gang of larks is an *exaltation."*
Sir.
_Sir._
That is an image of *OWLS.*
Which are called a parliament.
looks like he was having a lark
Thank you
@@Cottonmouth255 I always thought it was baboons, but he called that group a Congress
@@Cottonmouth255
A group of parliamentarians is called a circus.
A cluster of circuses is called a lark.
And the cycle of life is complete.
(These are not true but they're false, which is just as good. I heard that in a circus one time.)
Is no one going to mention that the music is from Howl's Moving Castle....
Love that movie.
Love the shark vid. Love sharks.
"They have a reputation but I have Miralax, let's see who *really* doesn't give a shit."
Alright, that one fucking got me and I'm surprised nobody else has mentioned it.
“They have a reputation but i have miralax, we’ll see who’s really giving a shit at the end” is fucking golden
"Then what do you call a group of Humans? "
"An infestation" -Mr Popo TFS
a moronic group of humans
Aye. I see you too are also a person of culture.
🤣 "Don't touch Popo's stuff! Don't touch Popo's stuff!"
@@o0hbomb0o "What are you muttering...?"
@@goldedrag111 - "Sorry. Just listenin' to the space duck. What a majestic creature."
When I'm having a crap day I rewatch one of these and everything seems right with the world
“To show anyone they are not afraid of hell” ...he is so funny.
OMFG THE SPIDERS WITH THE WATER DROPLETS ON THEIR HEAD MADE ME CRY THEY'RE SO CUTE
Finally a wholesome video, and I don’t think you can ruin a alpaca
You fool now he will
If I remember right, they spit. And while an alpaca is one of the only farm animals that's HASN'T kicked me in the balls, I bet it hurts. A lot.
Their spit can cause your digestive system to slowly eat itself/erode away
69 likes 😎
Have a good time going onto TikTok and having your pride ruined
i LOVE your commentary 💙😂💙😂💙
The squirrels/nuts/NBA player/latex allergy
tie-in had me howlin🤣🤣🤣!
WHY THE HELL IS THE JUMPING SPIDER WITH A DROP OF WATER ON ITS HEAD, SO CUTE
Edit: ty for 100 likes!!
Edit 2: JESUS TY FOR 600 LIKES!!!!
Edit 3: OMG IM FAMOUS ANYONE WANT A AUTOGRAPH
Ikr WHen I say that picture my heart melted
that spider: I feel like the World.
I broke into real tears. I have so much serotonin deficiency that a fucking spider made me so happy
There, a 900th like for loving a spider with a drop hat:-)
That government “joke” is so underrated
“A group of pigeons is a fucking mistake”
Why did this break me so hard!? 🤣
Easily your best video. I watch it whenever I desperately need a lift in my spirits, and/or a laugh. Ty :)
As someone who currently has 8 tarantulas and plan to have more, your facts couldn’t make me like spiders more because I already love them. But I appreciate you trying to get more people to love them, they are amazing creatures.
As an arachnophobic man, I will say I respect them for what they do, & that they are undoubtedly really cool & interesting.
But I just can't be near them. I can't. They make my skin crawl, which then feels like spiders & _it's doing it right now._
This is the comment I was looking for, I agree. I'm always saving house spiders from people who kill them on sight. Flies are nasty, spiders kill them; they pay their rent! I don't see why people think they're scary.
@Magician ★ hey honestly if you don't kill them for no reason it's fine, centipedes terrify me even tho they are as helpful a pest-killer as you could want ... But I just scoop them into a cup and take them outside. Camel spiders though I have a much harder time allowing to exist 😬 phobias are illogical by nature so you can't help it.
@@LunarEleven okay, but camel spiders are an affront to nature in the first place.
*_Those fuckers can burn._*
@Magician ★ okay, so like, you know the way that _most_ spiders *drink* bugs instead of eating them?
“That snoot will get booped.” Mood.
My thoughts exactly. Not gonna lie I audibly giggled a lot harder at this than I expected.
when I was really little, this gas station near my family's cottage had a pet bear named Sammy. they had their own icecream shop, and Sammy had her own enclosure out back. people would often times give their cones to her after having their ice cream, and I remember her licking my hand when I gave her mine. It's one of my earliest memories, and my favorites. Unfortunately, Sammy was already quite old by then and passed during the winter that same year. Rest in peace you big goofball
i just wanna say thank you SO much for the spider warnings in your videos. i respect and appreciate the hell out of spiders, but im also significantly arachnophobic. i can appreciate fun and cute spider facts a lot more when i dont have to see them! the fact that some make little frog buddies is absolutely adorable
also the entire last part about wanting to pet things you shouldnt is a MOOD
We domesticated dogs and cats and now we are going to domesticate sharks. Nice
Sharks are a lot gentler and kinder than they're given credit for..We aren't good food for them, they only bite to figure out what we are (they give curious nibbles! It's their best way of figuring stuff out! They also bite if territorial on occasion so beware that). Most sharks that are familiar with humans don't bite and are actually very sweet letting you hold their fins to swim with them or even letting you pet them and touch their snoots. Certain shark breeds are worse biters as they tend to bite more often whilst others are gentler just swimming around you occasionally bumping you to examine you.
Yeah thats the truth about sharks most of them are nice especialy lemon sharks
Actually cats domesticated themselves twice.
Cats domesticated us, *twice*, and that says a lot
Oh Clicky-wicky~ OwO
Raven-unknindness
Crow-murder
Vulture-wake
I'm sensing a theme....and a story told via birds
I NEED THAT SHIT
And then we saw this horde... that's what they're called, right George? Lots of humans sitting of lots of horses. Next thing you know, they're everywhere! Greatest buffet! Ever!
"A group of crows is called a murder *oh jeez* "
-this dude
Alas, tis true.
The spider pretending to be an ant is one of the cutest things I've ever seen
The way he just insulted his sponsor by saying ‘this is just animal trafficking’ 😂
6:51 One of my substitute teachers told our class a story about him. His parents worked in the circus most of his childhood. One night when he was 5ish his parents went to a show and he walked over to the elephant pens and slipped inside and the mama elephant picked him up and let him sleep on her trunk. Of course his parents freaked the flip out until they found him in the morning.
Why Is Nobody Talking About How The Music From Howl's Moving Castle Made This Althemore Wholesome?????
Oh my, I didn't notice it on the first time! How could I?!
I was just coming down to comment this
I thought I was the only one who noticed
@@ikeu6433 No Problem! 😄 The Tune Is Simply Magical. It'd Be Terrible If I Didn't At Least Say What Movie It Was From Since The Song Name Escaped Me.
I thought nobody else would notice
The whole “I will die to pet one” gag at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put me in a room with almost any animal I’m ether getting a pet or losing a leg