The cookies were heavy because there was no baking soda in them. They had nothing to make them rise. Brown sugar substitute was fine because most Ginger Bread cookies are made with brown sugar. There was so much missing from the recipies.
Redhead’s hair is dyed red. Is Redhead actually a redhead underneath the red dye? Which came first, the name or the hair? Is she just desperately trying to match her given name?
I picture her, like, "Please, please let me go back to my natural hair color!" and the Troom Troom people beating her and screaming, "No! You are The Redhead!"
The more specialized your knowledge is, the less you know about things outside your specialty, like how the world's best brain surgeon might not know how to boil an egg.
wow what a solemn discussion. and nobody considers that he's tactfully downplaying his own intelligence so that you can all appear smart? man, he IS smart. it's all about relativity.
don't stress yourself. it took me 20 years to recognize why the card game "uno" is called "uno" and why you say "uno" when you only have one card left. That was an embarrassing revelation
@@satya4234 Well, even we know English sucks, but most of us are just too lazy to switch to another language, so we just mix certain words from different languages into our daily speech. Most common are Spanish, French, and Japanese because these weebs will stop at nothing.
thanks for being in the comments! feel free to tell me how dirty my kitchen is or roast my cooking abilities here. Also I used white sugar for the second batch so I know it wasn’t the sugar
Dear Jarvis, Use softened (dairy) butter, 50/50 brown sugar and 50/50 white sugar. Do not melt! I do not recommend honey, but use maple syrup instead. I saw they used cinnamon and gingerpowder, but forgot baking powder, nutmeg, allspice and clove powder. Also using a tiny pinch of salt is recommended. Regards, A big fan and loving baker
@i hate this world after he making it, he put maple syrup, a canada flag and send to Canada by Canada Post also be sure he need to satisfies canadian familes when he delivered this giant gingerbread to Canada
This looks like the backstory of SCP-173 "When I rub the knife against it sound like I hit some concrete" "You have to look at him if you break eye contact he'll strike"
I've been baking all my life, both the troom troom recipe and your attempts at baking hurt me on a spiritual level, please never follow a troom troom recipe seriously.
Where was the baking soda or yeasts in the recipe? Did they leave an important step just so their video would not be too long!? Or do they get more comments if the recipe fails and people complain about it in the comments?
As an experienced baker, I laughed so hard I peed a little at the sincerity with which Jarvis followed the Troom Troom recipe and seemed genuinely shocked that it came out inedible. I am sure Jarvis would be equally amused watching me follow an incomplete coding tutorial. 😂
@@tjsmoth7234that was the funniest and also the most perplexing part lol. Also didn't he use brown sugar instead of white sugar? That by itself wouldn't ruin the recipe, but it does change it substantially. I've never made gingerbread cookies so I don't know which it genuinely calls for. Still, the whole thing was doomed because I do know it left out some important parts in gingerbread cookies, like any kind of leavening. Even if he followed it perfectly, this would be a gingerbread cracker.
@@go-away-5555 actually brown sugar isn't a bad substitute here. A lot of gingerbread recipes use it instead of white sugar. The biggest thing (which he mentions at the end of the video) is the lack of molasses. That's a big reason behind the color. I assume the honey was meant as some sort of weird substitute. What I can't wrap my head around is the mentioned lack of leavening agents or melting the sugar and butter. There's recipes for baking that use melted butter but things like this you beat them together until its fluffy and then continue adding ingredients, melting though?
The absolute funniest thing troom troom ever did was when they found out Danny Gonzalez made a video making fun of them so they made a new character just to slander him
As someone who loves to bake and bakes a bomb ass gingerbread, I personally know it wasn't the fact that he used brown sugar. Brown sugar is actually the better of sugars to use for gingerbread, and the issue he had was either, not kneading enough, using all purpose instead of self raising/plain flour+baking soda or honey. Honey has never been in any gingerbread recipe I've seen so that part confuses me. Just thought I'd put this because I've seen a lot of comments saying about the brown sugar. Edit(I just realised that they used honey as a replacement for what would normally be golden syrup, but again this is strange to me)
That's because troom troom is based in ukraine/russia and because they don't have an easy access to something like molasses or golden syrup in their supermarkets, they use honey instead. I'm from eastern europe myself (use a lot of russian/polish recipes in my cooking), every gingerbread recipe I've ever read uses honey in them
Late but are you supposed to knead gingerbread? And if so, doesn't that make it more dense? I bake but never this kind of stuff. Kneading is integral for yeast-based goods but your goal isn't building a strong network of gluten when it comes to things like cookies, cake, muffins, etc. Overmixing always leads to dense bakes even if they have leavener so I can only imagine his results lol. It makes sense to knead the type that will be used for gingerbread houses but idk about gingerbread men/cookies. Terrible recipe all around, though. I also have no clue why they told the viewer to shoddily cream the butter/sugar when it was just going to be microwaved anyway.
That recipe is trash so it's not your fault, but for future reference: A cup of sugar is 7 ounces. A cup of flour is about 5 ounces. Don't put the plastic honey bear in the microwave because its plastic isn't heat safe and potentially toxic. You shouldn't knead gingerbread dough or any cookie dough really (develops gluten and makes them tough). The darker color for gingerbread usually comes from adding molasses to the dough. Also, I've never heard of Troom Troom but now it keeps appearing in my recs, THANKS JARVIS.
They gave ounce measurements and he used cups? LOL Maybe if he'd weighed the ingredients out like a normal recipe would expect you to do it might have worked better. Cups are not a very accurate form of measurement and baking is a science involving precise measurements.
No this recipe didn't work because the recipe is wack. Ther is absolutely no levener in this recipe [baking powder or baking soda] and you should not be putting honey in a *gingerbread* cookie recipe. They COMPLETELY left out ground cloves, allspice, nutmeg, salt, molasses and so much more. Even the icing is wack. Royal icing is just powdered sugar and eggwhite, no lemon juice or water is needed.
Michelle Howrad water is used for a stiffer royal icing and lemon juice gives stability to the egg whites. The royal icing was the only normal thing in the recipe. Second it’s leavener and baking soda and baking powder aren’t the only ones. And also measuring baking products in weight is much more accurate as the one person said but it is not required.
Holy crap DPad! Good to see you here. It's always good to see some of my favorite channels supporting each other. It really surprised me too, cause of the huge genre difference.
As an actual baker, I'm quaking. Not at you but at Troom Troom's recipe. The recipe was just altogether bad. Oh and just an FYI, molasses has a VERY strong smell.
@@tschaytschay4555 well... calling out Troom Troom is like saying a potato is a potato. Everyone knows nothing in there should be taken seriously. Also, the calling out Jarvis wasn't undeserved. :-D
Once you start baking things, you really get a sense of the massive amount of sugar that goes into what you're eating. It's crazy, I eat so much less sweet stuff now.
Don't use a metal utensil in a nonstick pan. The non stick comes off and gets in your food and it is toxic. I think the cookie was gross because of the recipe, not your cooking ability. Gingerbread cookies have more ingredients than that.
@@jarvisYou activated my counter trap "Troom troom video"! It special summons Blue-eyed Girl, Blondy, and Red-Head in attack position. And now I activate my quick-play spell "Clickbait" It forces you to see my set -cards- videos at the cost of -half of- your life -points-.
hey jarvis, i just wanna say thank you so much for all your hard work. your personality is so refreshing, and your content is high quality - your editing, writing, and improv are amazing. it's rare for me to find a channel that'll make me laugh with every single video. keep it up, proud of you!
and I oop oop oop! Skskskskskskskskskksksksksk! Lol I dropped my hydro flask! Save the turtles! *the lids to hydro flasks kill more turtles and cause more pollution per year than plastic straws do :,)*
actually, he technically did use molasses because he used brown sugar instead of the sugar they used in the video. (molasses is what makes brown sugar brown and also why it's so difficult to get it out of the bag.)
Join Shellmont, the anti VSCO country founded by the greatest plastic straw merchants in the world. After years of war and turmoil we are finally at peace tearing down the VSCOs reign of terror one Hydro flask at a time.
@@vaneplane yeah A+ is a disappointment, learning something new is a disappointment, new discoveries are a disappointment, new useful things is the most disappointing thing. Don't act negative unless you wanna grow up so bad 🤷🏻
Jarvis, your honey has crystalized that's not bad and if it's colder where you live very normal all you have to do is run hot water over the closed bear until the honey is more melty.
@@RQStudios-1416 Theoretically honey should have no water content (the bees remove it by half-digesting nectar), so all you can heat up with a microwave is air (because of humidity) and some moisture still in the jar. So yes, you can microwave honey for a short period, but I still wouldn't do it.
It misses salt, which could explain a part of the taste (given, that it tastes bland), it misses bicarbonate of soda, which could explain, why It's so hard, you using brown sugar shouldn't have done any harm and I'd recommend using wheat flour, type 550, since that one makes the dough a bit harder. if the dough is too sticky, you could just add a bit more flour. and maybe, if you didn't doit in this recipe, try to use a similar amount of eggs, as sugar or butter. this could improve the recipe, or alternately you could just look up a recipe on the internet, or in a cooking book.
How Jarvis gave troom troom a chance: Troom:We have your family kidnapped with guns to their head, all it takes is red head to give the order and then we make ginger cookies out of their brains...now how about our channel is it nice? Jarvis: You know I should give troom troom a chance. Troom: *nods with a smile*
when jarvis said "maybe flipping it will help" and went to flip it like a pancake my life flashed before my eyes
All I could imagine was the Kermit falling from a building meme but it was the gingerbread man
@@YogoBites Felt that in my soul
@@YogoBites 69 likes. Nice
So did the gingerbread mans
I'm only 45 seconds in and the intro riled up my anxiety 😳
He feels like "something you'd make a house out of"
...gingerbread house?
No, like something a homeless person would make their house out of
Dione Martins cardboard?
Dione Martins ah yes, human skin
No drywall
GINGERBREAD HOUSE YESSSSSSSSS
"I'm just bad at cooking."
- Jarvis, while baking.
Ann Reardon heard that
asmRTPOP she did
Underrated comment
asmRTPOP she is just watching like. 0-0
All ive cooked is some cakes from little instruction guides, i cant cook. Ive also cooked a carrot cake with my dad. It was *delicious*
The cookies were heavy because there was no baking soda in them. They had nothing to make them rise. Brown sugar substitute was fine because most Ginger Bread cookies are made with brown sugar. There was so much missing from the recipies.
anyone else think they might've used self-rising flour on Shroom Shroom, for a worse-tasting but simpler and fuller-figured gingerbread fella?
im proobably wrong, but would baking powder also work, because its a rising ingredient (i dont know the proper term)
wee wee You could but you’d need an acid as well like lemon, yogurt, buttermilk, or vinegar to activate it.
mm i see
No, it's the other way around. Baking powder contains both acid and alkaline. Baking soda does not, so it requires acid.
Jarvis: I’m gonna give him a bow tie *makes normal tie*
Everyone Watching: Jarvis is trying his best
Bow ties are cool
Lilly Winter and so are fezzes
Redhead’s hair is dyed red. Is Redhead actually a redhead underneath the red dye? Which came first, the name or the hair? Is she just desperately trying to match her given name?
I picture her, like, "Please, please let me go back to my natural hair color!" and the Troom Troom people beating her and screaming, "No! You are The Redhead!"
I think like most nicknames it came after her actions. In this case: she dyed her hair.
Legendary comment
My friend is still called Barney. He dyed his hair purple 2 years ago. His hair has been blonde for 2 years
Art and stuff productions same thing happened to my friend with the name grape lol
I would honestly watch a Jarvis Johnson cooking show if they were all this fantastically awful.
Me to it would be hilarious just wait what and danget
Binging with Jarvis
Jesse Toftum yes
Yea boi
Watch “Nailed it.”
the whole gingerbread making process feels like it was filmed at 2 AM
Pfft, I know what you did wrong. It is a gingerbread MAN, so naturally, the most important ingredients are ginger, bread, and human flesh.
Wh-
Gh
Well that escalated quickly 0_0
Obviously
This is one of the only comments I've laughed at
I love this channel but watching this as a baker was physically painful
Pizza Addict You poor soul
...
I can only imagine.
Pizza Addict you poor unfortunate soul
I bake for fun and I'm not the best, which I dont mind, but with my minimal amateur experience, this video hurt my soul
Jarvis: Is a software engineer, is obviously very intelligent
Also Jarvis: doesn't know why play doh is called play doh
The more specialized your knowledge is, the less you know about things outside your specialty, like how the world's best brain surgeon might not know how to boil an egg.
Also wordplay is hard
wow what a solemn discussion. and nobody considers that he's tactfully downplaying his own intelligence so that you can all appear smart? man, he IS smart. it's all about relativity.
@@krystencabbage1032 As if there was a limit taht would be that small on how many things you can possibly know?
PENIS
don't stress yourself. it took me 20 years to recognize why the card game "uno" is called "uno" and why you say "uno" when you only have one card left. That was an embarrassing revelation
HAHAHAH
I feel like most kids are familiar with the Spanish numbers from 1-10. Where do you live?
_Huh_
I know that uno is one, and you say it when you have one left... but it just... never clicked in my head.
Thanks.
Oh, I thought that in English the game was called "one". Because I speak Spanish and uno is one.
@@satya4234 Well, even we know English sucks, but most of us are just too lazy to switch to another language, so we just mix certain words from different languages into our daily speech. Most common are Spanish, French, and Japanese because these weebs will stop at nothing.
18:20
Jarvis- “He might be a monster, but he is our little monster.”
Gingerbread man- *starts to tear up*
😂 yes
Lol
That's what my mom said when I came out the womb
@@julietuft8811 😂 oh my god
18:20
thanks for being in the comments! feel free to tell me how dirty my kitchen is or roast my cooking abilities here. Also I used white sugar for the second batch so I know it wasn’t the sugar
FIRST
Good stuff
Jarvis is under rated
you the best
I'm not too good at cooking, so I'm not going to judge yours.
that's why they call it play dough
*I'M a TwEnTy SiX yEaR oLd MaN*
Jarvis: tell me where I went wrong
Me: trusting troom troom
"im gonna take my mouse with me never know who hangs around here"
*is on a laptop that has a track pad*
u can still navigate with windows key, tab and enter tho @Anony Mous
aaanddd, she is in her fucking house
Epic chill and *C H I L L I N G*
four iron blocks, one pumpkin no bad words ples
how does she not know who hangs around her own house? How can she get any sleep at night??
It's not a gingerbread man without--
*_man_*
*IT'S* 👏 *GINGERBREAD* 👏 *PERSON!!!* 👏 #INTERNALIZEDMYSOGYNY
This comment needs way more likes
Cymes *_P R E A C H_*
*triggered feminists incoming*
@@nitroexcalibur ikr
Wow now I need more “baking with Jarvis” episodes
Watch a real baking channel so you don't have to gouge your eyes out in frustration
Are yoy kidding? I *LOVE* watching people who cant cook bake!
Wait i think you mean, cooking but not really episode
@@scarlettefoxx5585 have you seen the video of Paris Hilton making lasagna?
if you get to level 20, you’re legally a gingerbread man
Yea ads
Yo Danny Gonzalez ref
Badads
🤣
Does that mean I stop being a pumpkin?
Dear Jarvis,
Use softened (dairy) butter, 50/50 brown sugar and 50/50 white sugar. Do not melt! I do not recommend honey, but use maple syrup instead. I saw they used cinnamon and gingerpowder, but forgot baking powder, nutmeg, allspice and clove powder. Also using a tiny pinch of salt is recommended.
Regards,
A big fan and loving baker
‘But use maple syrup instead’
*are you canadian*
@@azsunaa wtf
@i hate this world there are making canadian gingerbread
@i hate this world after he making it, he put maple syrup, a canada flag and send to Canada by Canada Post
also be sure he need to satisfies canadian familes when he delivered this giant gingerbread to Canada
Frommel9000 Have you ever baked in your life?
The person in the Troom Troom tutorial sounds like she is on the brink of tears
She sounds congested to me
@@zephyrian1006 yeah like does she have a cold or something??
I’m so proud for being your 100th like
*The worst part is that her voice has become so familiar to us that we can tell*
Nah she definitely has a cold lol
Giant Metal Bowl
Jarvis," Is This Microwave Safe?"
Yes, Jarvis, yes it is.
Pieces By Liz *microwaves a plastic bottle that likely isn’t microwave safe either*
Tbh id probably put a metal bowl in the microwave
Alice the artist you said tbh twice....that makes me uncomfortable
metal bowls and tin foil are perfectly fine in the microwave, especially if you want baked potatoes quick!
This looks like the backstory of SCP-173
"When I rub the knife against it sound like I hit some concrete"
"You have to look at him if you break eye contact he'll strike"
Tapping the knife on the gingerbread man sounded like asmr lol 😂😂
I've been baking all my life, both the troom troom recipe and your attempts at baking hurt me on a spiritual level, please never follow a troom troom recipe seriously.
And he didn’t even follow the bad recipe right.
I was so confused when they said to cream the butter and sugar together and then instructed to just melt it anyway
WHAT WAS THE CREAMING STEP EVEN FOR
@@Chemicaldessert to make you waste time I guess...
Where was the baking soda or yeasts in the recipe? Did they leave an important step just so their video would not be too long!? Or do they get more comments if the recipe fails and people complain about it in the comments?
Chrissy Diacarte Agreed. This hurt sooooo, bad.
I think the part where she said "slowly add flour into the mix" actually mattered and that's why your gingerbread man turned out that way.
truth, flower taste like garbage so your probably right and he didn't do exact measurements so the balance is probally off
As an experienced baker, I laughed so hard I peed a little at the sincerity with which Jarvis followed the Troom Troom recipe and seemed genuinely shocked that it came out inedible. I am sure Jarvis would be equally amused watching me follow an incomplete coding tutorial. 😂
him not doubling any of the measurements besides the butter and sugar was really funny
@@tjsmoth7234that was the funniest and also the most perplexing part lol.
Also didn't he use brown sugar instead of white sugar? That by itself wouldn't ruin the recipe, but it does change it substantially. I've never made gingerbread cookies so I don't know which it genuinely calls for.
Still, the whole thing was doomed because I do know it left out some important parts in gingerbread cookies, like any kind of leavening. Even if he followed it perfectly, this would be a gingerbread cracker.
@@go-away-5555 actually brown sugar isn't a bad substitute here. A lot of gingerbread recipes use it instead of white sugar. The biggest thing (which he mentions at the end of the video) is the lack of molasses. That's a big reason behind the color.
I assume the honey was meant as some sort of weird substitute. What I can't wrap my head around is the mentioned lack of leavening agents or melting the sugar and butter. There's recipes for baking that use melted butter but things like this you beat them together until its fluffy and then continue adding ingredients, melting though?
When the gingerbread man's face was melting at the end, it looked like a single tear was rolling down his cheek
Mood
poor Ginger bread man😊
The drip on the eye icing made it look like he started crying when Jarvis called him a monster. 😂
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now we have
Man from the Pan
Ouch on the couch
Have you heard of the high elves?
Sick by a Tick
Ted in the Bed
I have 3 more bad ones:
Phone on the Cone
Dong from the Song
Stood by the Wood
It’s weird seeing the grocery outlet fully stocked
VinceWasTaken yeah... the good ol’ days
The absolute funniest thing troom troom ever did was when they found out Danny Gonzalez made a video making fun of them so they made a new character just to slander him
Just a youtube commenter they w h a t
Greg 4 life
Hello, Greg
Greg
I have a problem Hi Greg
You built that Gingerbread Man like it's Exodia.
Obliterate
No wonder he failed, he forgot the legs.
Man Jarvis could have beat troom troom and their blue eyes white girl if only he assembled it properly
@@tigercors3308 Should have brought a bunch of Pot of Greed heard they're good but I don't know what their effect is?
So... we gonna act like the there isn’t a track pad on the laptop
So.. we gonna act like you coulda closed the laptop?
Nah, it’s that she was worried about her mouse being stolen but not about her laptop being stolen
You can disable it
So... we gonna act like you cant get around not having a mouse using only keyboard shortcuts?
I'm genuinely concerned as to how Jarvis has managed to feed himself through his adult life.
The mistake you made was *deciding to build a gingerbread off a recipe from troomtroom.*
As someone who loves to bake and bakes a bomb ass gingerbread, I personally know it wasn't the fact that he used brown sugar. Brown sugar is actually the better of sugars to use for gingerbread, and the issue he had was either, not kneading enough, using all purpose instead of self raising/plain flour+baking soda or honey. Honey has never been in any gingerbread recipe I've seen so that part confuses me. Just thought I'd put this because I've seen a lot of comments saying about the brown sugar.
Edit(I just realised that they used honey as a replacement for what would normally be golden syrup, but again this is strange to me)
Honey is okay ingredient, though it makes for "heavier" ginger bread. They missed on baking soda though.
In the US we don't have golden syrup (though we can get it imported), but I have never used honey for gingerbread.
That's because troom troom is based in ukraine/russia and because they don't have an easy access to something like molasses or golden syrup in their supermarkets, they use honey instead. I'm from eastern europe myself (use a lot of russian/polish recipes in my cooking), every gingerbread recipe I've ever read uses honey in them
Honey is added in East Europe countries recipies like Poland
Late but are you supposed to knead gingerbread? And if so, doesn't that make it more dense? I bake but never this kind of stuff. Kneading is integral for yeast-based goods but your goal isn't building a strong network of gluten when it comes to things like cookies, cake, muffins, etc. Overmixing always leads to dense bakes even if they have leavener so I can only imagine his results lol. It makes sense to knead the type that will be used for gingerbread houses but idk about gingerbread men/cookies.
Terrible recipe all around, though. I also have no clue why they told the viewer to shoddily cream the butter/sugar when it was just going to be microwaved anyway.
That recipe is trash so it's not your fault, but for future reference: A cup of sugar is 7 ounces. A cup of flour is about 5 ounces. Don't put the plastic honey bear in the microwave because its plastic isn't heat safe and potentially toxic. You shouldn't knead gingerbread dough or any cookie dough really (develops gluten and makes them tough). The darker color for gingerbread usually comes from adding molasses to the dough. Also, I've never heard of Troom Troom but now it keeps appearing in my recs, THANKS JARVIS.
Jay ur a genius
Your like a pro chef
I microwave my honey bear. I haven’t died yet.
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@Rachel Kappler im not leavening
@@AlexC1-1 He's just a functioning adult.
You heard of elf on the shelf now prepare for gingerbread in my bed.
jarvis: * doesn't use correct ingredients or measurements *
recipe: * doesn't work *
jarvis: * surprised pikachu face *
They gave ounce measurements and he used cups? LOL Maybe if he'd weighed the ingredients out like a normal recipe would expect you to do it might have worked better. Cups are not a very accurate form of measurement and baking is a science involving precise measurements.
No this recipe didn't work because the recipe is wack. Ther is absolutely no levener in this recipe [baking powder or baking soda] and you should not be putting honey in a *gingerbread* cookie recipe.
They COMPLETELY left out ground cloves, allspice, nutmeg, salt, molasses and so much more. Even the icing is wack. Royal icing is just powdered sugar and eggwhite, no lemon juice or water is needed.
@@IONE_the_Enby i completely agree
Michelle Howrad water is used for a stiffer royal icing and lemon juice gives stability to the egg whites. The royal icing was the only normal thing in the recipe. Second it’s leavener and baking soda and baking powder aren’t the only ones. And also measuring baking products in weight is much more accurate as the one person said but it is not required.
Dont forget he used brown sugar when the recipe called for white sugar!
the gingerbread slowly just started crying by the end of the video
He needs encouragement gosh darn it
Sadness is knowing you are hated; I hate that gingerbread man
You never know who's walking around your house
Huh... just realised My mum is here!
Maybe my dog will try to hack china, but i think he will look for hentai in my notebook
but
i dont have a notebook
Maybe thieves will break in!! Better take good care of my 50 dollar mouse instead of my 500 dollar laptop
GUYS HELP REDHEAD IS RAIDING MY HOUSE SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD
No one:
The captions:
*trim trim*
*trims*
*droom droom*
Don't forget "shrimp shrimp". I have no idea how that happened.
Really, I'm just impressed that your gummi bear glue worked
it's SO strong
It's better than Flex Glue!
Lol
For real. THAT was the moment that broke me.
Thicccccc
TH-cam definitely slipping with the processing. Still, always excited for a new J'arvis video.
DPadGamer j’arvis
M’lady
M’J’arvis
Wait what i didnt know you liked j"HarVIs gHoNSoN
Holy crap DPad! Good to see you here. It's always good to see some of my favorite channels supporting each other. It really surprised me too, cause of the huge genre difference.
Why the apostrophe
As an actual baker, I'm quaking. Not at you but at Troom Troom's recipe. The recipe was just altogether bad. Oh and just an FYI, molasses has a VERY strong smell.
Finally a professional baker in the comments calling out Troom Troom and not hobby bakers calling out Jarvis. :D
@@tschaytschay4555 well... calling out Troom Troom is like saying a potato is a potato. Everyone knows nothing in there should be taken seriously.
Also, the calling out Jarvis wasn't undeserved. :-D
If I might ask, what all was wrong with the recipe?
What does FYI stand for🤷🤷🤷
@@butterbungnaked1440 FYI = For Your Information
"Can I microwave this?" "*No it's made of metal.*"
Is dangerous
Wait, I’m 100% dead serious right now. What if Troom Troom is an AI channel that produces videos entirely via an algorithm?
Get Shane Dawson on this
That's impossible
@@jarvis 💀
I will be forever grateful to yt for recommending this channel to me
Same here
Same here
Yes
Same
Me too!!
Not a content farm, *_a result of the collective mind._*
You will be assimilated. We are the Borg.
Hivemind
The hivemind machine is working
Resistance is futile
What if I resist
11:58 He's looking at that cracked gingerbread like a confused father.
That outro song right after he said "I didn't give him legs so he couldn't run away from my love" hit hard.
‘Add butter. Then add the Niagara Falls of sugar’
Once you start baking things, you really get a sense of the massive amount of sugar that goes into what you're eating. It's crazy, I eat so much less sweet stuff now.
Brian Bethea true. A cup of sugar feels like a flipping river
I know what you did wrong
You followed a troom troom recipe
Lol
He needed to add super glue gun obviously
@@tyler52006 obviously
Tyler 520 yeah of course kiddo!
Eva Cassada very true
i love how the last gingerbread man just gets progressively more melted in each shot
i genuinely love your laugh. idk why
Genuine & contagious!
Puts honey and butter in a bowl, "OMG it smells like honey and butter." 👌👌
When you flipped it like a pancake I screamed
Yugi: You're blue eyes white girl stands no chance against exzodia
No!!!
Huh
I'm what now?
... bruh what were you on
I'm not blue eyes white girl! I'm brown eyes mostly white boy!
Don't use a metal utensil in a nonstick pan. The non stick comes off and gets in your food and it is toxic. I think the cookie was gross because of the recipe, not your cooking ability. Gingerbread cookies have more ingredients than that.
...and you are not suposed to have egg in it. Also, clove and cardamom should be added.
3:59 Wait why does Emma get a name but red hair girl doesn’t?!?!
Because Emma is special
If they dont have a soul why should they have a name??
Cuz it's a Troom Troom logic which us people can't know or tell 😂
cupcakexlindsay Should de
Yeah I feel bad for red hair girl
There's probably a life hack out there for getting honey out of a bottle
I summon blue eyed girl in attack position
You’ve activated my trap card
@@jarvisYou activated my counter trap "Troom troom video"!
It special summons Blue-eyed Girl, Blondy, and Red-Head in attack position.
And now I activate my quick-play spell "Clickbait" It forces you to see my set -cards- videos at the cost of -half of- your life -points-.
Maiden with eyes of blue?
BoysOnAquaticTransportation patreon.com/fwob blue eyed white girl fits
Thats from the board games video from the TheoddOnesout
*Jarvis is trying his best intensifies*
Yep.
Dont you dare think for a second that i didnt catch that "one... Two-hoo.. three" from those old tootsie pop commercials with the owl.
Yes!!
@@jarvis i do the same thing man. you and i might be the only ones making that reference casually. respect.
Dporticus this was the comment I was looking for! Glad it wasn’t just me lol
**Rosanna Pansinno sobbing and screaming in the corner**
"But Emma knows where to get an entire gingerbread colony!"
Um, wow... gingerbread comes in colonies now? Are they gingerbread termites?
Yno
no the gingerbritish men just took over some indigenous lands. yknow typing this i like gingertermites better nvm
hey jarvis, i just wanna say thank you so much for all your hard work. your personality is so refreshing, and your content is high quality - your editing, writing, and improv are amazing. it's rare for me to find a channel that'll make me laugh with every single video. keep it up, proud of you!
ikr, he is spending his life watching cancer, so inspiring
Don't forget Captain Disillusion
Jarvis: doesn’t have a roller
Jarvis: uses Hydro flask
*_-SKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK-_*
Kawaii Lydz wow thanks for telling me what happend!!
and I oop oop oop! Skskskskskskskskskksksksksk! Lol I dropped my hydro flask! Save the turtles!
*the lids to hydro flasks kill more turtles and cause more pollution per year than plastic straws do :,)*
Kawaii Lydz I remember when that happened
@@julietuft8811 ayo wheres my scrunchie
here i go again watching this every christmas season
actually, he technically did use molasses because he used brown sugar instead of the sugar they used in the video. (molasses is what makes brown sugar brown and also why it's so difficult to get it out of the bag.)
Ah yes. Jarvis, the original VSCO girl with a hydro flask
Join Shellmont, the anti VSCO country founded by the greatest plastic straw merchants in the world. After years of war and turmoil we are finally at peace tearing down the VSCOs reign of terror one Hydro flask at a time.
Does anybody realize the person narrating the Troom Troom video sounds like they have a stuffed nose?
I was just thinking that!
YES.
Y E S she sounds like my seventh grade math teacher
I hate her voice with a passion. I’m sure they’re a normal person, but like... I can’t stand nasally voices.
He did a great job free-handing the shape of the cookie!!! It looked super cute!!!
"it tastes like disappointment"
lol xD
Isn't everything a disappointment
It probably tastes like me then
@@isaacornelas7441
Oof
@@vaneplane yeah A+ is a disappointment, learning something new is a disappointment, new discoveries are a disappointment, new useful things is the most disappointing thing. Don't act negative unless you wanna grow up so bad 🤷🏻
@@isaacornelas7441 I thought it tastes like me
"Jarvis tries his best for 3 hours to make one singular cookie"
Imagine how much a hole tray would take
I thought my cooking skills were inept. Now I feel like a god
sharpenednoodles same
The sad part is that I thought he wasn't that bad compared to me he's Gordon Ramsay
I love the end with the gingerbread dude and how it looks like it's crying, just mentally screaming "please kill me"
I get the feeling Jarvis has never cooked anything before. Or smelled cinnamon for that matter? 😂
That gingerbread man has no neck.
N E C C
The nek
@@elmarhajiyev4424 yes
@@buckprivate8177 That was the fist thing i said after reading the comment!
Gingerbread is supposed to have molasses, so troom troom is just wildin'
“He may be a monster, but he is our little monster”
😂
The tear in the gingerman’s eye
Jarvis, your honey has crystalized that's not bad and if it's colder where you live very normal all you have to do is run hot water over the closed bear until the honey is more melty.
you definitely don't microwave honey. but I'm guessing honey in america is heat-treated shit anyway (maybe I'm wrong).
@@milanstevic8424you can microwave for 30-20 seconds but beyond that you should run the bottle under hot water.
@@RQStudios-1416 Theoretically honey should have no water content (the bees remove it by half-digesting nectar), so all you can heat up with a microwave is air (because of humidity) and some moisture still in the jar. So yes, you can microwave honey for a short period, but I still wouldn't do it.
"A gingerbread man colony" I'm scared, very scared.
all i could think about this entire time was the sheer amount of dishes jarvis had to do
Ginger Bread Man: On A Murdering Spree
Coming this Summer.
The couldn't catch him
For he's the gingerbread man
THIS SUMMER: BALONEY MAN
Haven't you heard of the "Ginger Dead man" movie?
Literally your comment
*coming this winter
OMG NEXT LEVEL JARVIS.
...also, here before HD. RIP.
same lol
Were is the hd
Adin Tijerina ikr
With the Troom Trooms
This was the best, most hilarious disaster ever, hahaha
You forgot the hot glue. ( = - = )
9:30 “It’s not perfect but for freehand it’s not bad right?” WHAT? THAT LOOKS AMAZING 😭
"How many... Why is my brain like this? What's happening?" Just roll with it. It gets easier.
Why did this actually make me feel better about my brain malfunctions??
@@schlubenno3827 same??
It misses salt, which could explain a part of the taste (given, that it tastes bland), it misses bicarbonate of soda, which could explain, why It's so hard, you using brown sugar shouldn't have done any harm and I'd recommend using wheat flour, type 550, since that one makes the dough a bit harder. if the dough is too sticky, you could just add a bit more flour. and maybe, if you didn't doit in this recipe, try to use a similar amount of eggs, as sugar or butter. this could improve the recipe, or alternately you could just look up a recipe on the internet, or in a cooking book.
But that wouldn't be following Troom Troom. I think we are getting into normal cook territory.
I think he just added like 16 oz of butter
Is it just me or does Jarvis remind y'all of a real-life Skeeter from Doug? Skeeter all grown up making gingerbread men and shit. haha.
oh damm didnt know you watched him too
You know, now that you mention it, he kinda does. I could see Skeeter growing up to be a programmer and starting a TH-cam channel like this.
...except Jarvis is better at it.
eyyy haha
@@jarvis reveal your true identity jarvis
This channel is the perfect combination of chaos and logic i've ever seen
the last shot of the gingerbread man reminds me of the scene where everyone's faces melt in Indiana Jones raiders of the lost ark
I'm gonna be honest with you chief, that gingerbread man is a complete abomination 😂😂
I need dat mthrfking rick and morty sweater where did u get it from
That is probably the worst gingerbread recipe I’ve ever seen. What kind of gingerbread man uses HONEY?!
It is used a replacement for molasses, which you use in gingerbread.
Troom trooms
Protip: if you add egg whites to your icing it makes some kind of pastry cement called royal icing.
How Jarvis gave troom troom a chance:
Troom:We have your family kidnapped with guns to their head, all it takes is red head to give the order and then we make ginger cookies out of their brains...now how about our channel is it nice?
Jarvis: You know I should give troom troom a chance.
Troom: *nods with a smile*
*ACCURATE*
Now read the troom paragraph with the troom troom narrator voice
@@applliss9895 i can't unhear it now...
I read this whit the narrator voice