@@AreYouGarbage they don’t give Uncle Hank the password to anything. This is the social media manager chick, they never mention her name though, just that she exists. Shout out to ya!
53:34 the autococker convo was a huge rush of nostalgia - I had the WorrBlade WPG autococker and had so much fun with that thing!!! Loved the mechanics of the bolt action 🎉
13:20 omg I completely forgot about Hechingers until now!!! Core memory unlocked. My. Either and I used to go with my dad and ride on the giant orange cart thingies and run through the hall of sample doors like it was a shitty maze 😂
I fuckin love youse guys so much! Not exaggerating yall are literally all I listen to day in and day out while carrying mail. I suggest youse guys to anyone who will listen, have offered to refund ppl my own money who sign up and don't absolutely love the patreon and I can't wait to see youse in OKC again. Youse boys deserve all the success, money and love!
As a kid, I played at Photon in Orange County, CA... The same place they filmed the opening of the TV show in the late 80's... I got my first concussion there... fun times...
The Kippy Sci-Fi quiz on Patreon is incredible. I can't recommend a better time for my fellow Bozos to head over there and enjoy that episode in-between an Ireland trip episode sandwich.
My grandparents had that horse and carriage emblem on their house, then bought a house that had it when they moved into a retirement village. Both houses were middle class in Ocean County NJ. Those were very common to the point that they weren't even a talking point, like "hey my grandparents have that on their house"
Youse guys need a po box we can send shit to. It could be a new segment or something. Like Is This Old Garbage? from the 80s/90s type Era. I got a few thing I would send ya.
I just found your podcast im sorry ive missed all the episodes up till now you can rest assured i will be back watching all of them you guys are hilarious
t bone I'm right w you on that one w the plasma cutter 30:30 we would make throwing stars in auto shop class when the teacher would go in the back welding room to teach ppl lol. I still have a piece of sheet metal I wrote my name into
That was an awesome track and open to ride year round back in the day. Late 90s and early 2000s that monster double was mean. Had a homie break his collarbone on that and rode home before cellphones. He was in a sling for the entire summer
@phl_knives yeah I seen that double hurt a lot of people. Good old days when we all wandered the land on bikes and skate boards looking for the next good time
@@bradledbetter73 Definitely good ole days. I miss looking for the next spot of the lore of a new dirt trail someone cleaned up and riding to Levittown or something insane like that at 12-13 lol. Or a lot that had clean curbs, and cops didn't really care because it was closed. No phones, no nothing. Free range walking train tracks or other behaviors that I don't think kids are doing today.
My father was always big on the magnetic key box to place up under the vehicle. Would always remind you that you should "invest" in one when you locked yourself out of your car.
I had one on my Jeep from the owner 2 prior to me. Dude said there should be a hide-a-key on the frame unless it fell off. Like 7 years later I'm swapping a starter and see the box covered in mud, oil and grime. Pulled it off and it was the key. I need to throw one on my primary vehicle. Those come in clutch when you're jammed up and out of the area. Realize you and your GF both locked keys in the same car thinking the other one had them. Now finding a coat hanger and some cheap door stops to get in the car. Been there once or twice over the years
My Grandma had a large shot glass collection and my Grandpa made her a display case for it. Her rule was the shot glass had to be from places she had been. Good times!
Oh that question at 45 minutes reminded me of the most garbage people I had to deal with at my work. The people who lived in Point Pleasant Beach only from mid-September until mid-May, then had to get out for the tourists. Instead of leaving a house empty for the winter, these people who collected like $2,000 (or more) a week from Memorial Day weekend through Labor Day weekend, would rent out the same place over the winter for $500 a month. There were people who I saw regularly for eight months, then they would disappear for four months, only to return in September. I remember at least three people told me that they were homeless or living in a van during the summer.
Man. I missed the run of family eppies! I love the guest episodes if I know the guest or have heard of them.. but nothing beats the boys, the bozos and the homies! Just prime giggy times. The boys have a need to class it up a bit when they have a guest. Gotta let that guard down and be your true trashy selves! Smoking a bernie at work (on the clock howyadoing), giggly to myself looking like a psycho outside the store. lol. Love youse boys!
13:02 when I was 18 my mom got me a spare key in a magnetic hide a key & stuck it to my truck without me knowing. Next weekend, my high ass lost my key on a float trip, had to tell my mom, and then she told me about the hide a key stuck to my wheel well. Tough look.
I grew up in Red Rose Gate, which is right near the Oxford Valley mall that Kippy mentioned. I did have the cops called on me for climbing in through a window of my house after school. The cops busted in and thought I was robbing the house. I told them I lived here. They said, prove it, show us some ID. I was 15 and didn't have any. I said, "Look at the wall, there's a picture of me." They accepted that as proof, lol.
Are You Garbage Cruise Survey: www.surveymonkey.com/r/AYGCruise
I’m going to book my ticket fellas!
The portly creeper strikes again!
Please come play paintball in Los Angeles at Combat paintball park! There’s a whole bunch of bozos out there that would show you guys the ropes!
Paintball place I’ve gone to, you can buy smoke grenades . Get real tactical
You know the joke was cooking when Uncle Hank gets that lizard tongue going. Shoutout to it
I can’t tell if it’s worse or better when he’s down a few LBs
Always makes me think of an orca's tongue when he laughs.
hahahah love youse!
@@AreYouGarbage they don’t give Uncle Hank the password to anything. This is the social media manager chick, they never mention her name though, just that she exists. Shout out to ya!
@@AreYouGarbage Hendry, look up "meltzer tongue" then challenge that bozo to a tongue off, loser leaves tongue match.
This cruise better have a dang good buffet
It's gonna be hosted by Wawa
They picked based on the buffet alone😃
There better be unlimited chicken tendies and diesels
Better blow my hair back
Bow to stern buffet, or I’m abandoning ship.
“I’ve been getting the club sandwich for years, and I’m not even a member.” - Mitch Hedberg
"you guys had a horse and buggy?" .."my aunt Linda was a larger woman" 🤣 I nearly spit my drink everywhere.
hahahaha
Nothing on that!?
"Go skateboarding"
..And it changed the trajectory of my life.
Man, T-bone has been an absolute riot as of late😂😂
AYG makes the week tolerable 💯
love youse!
The Are You Garbage cruise destination should definitely be the Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Gotta be Bermuda triangle - pacific ocean is too classy
@@mtr5901 That's too much geometry for these bozos
That would bring a tear to my eye.
“A secret sign for hobos that means warm beans and safe passage..” I did a spit take with my coffee 😂 ole Toby kills me
“Good Will Hunting but a dumbass” .. almost choked on my lunch
10:33 “the portly creeper strikes again” is gold, Jerry! 😂😂
3:00 "Do you know what a Klingon is?" and Kippy checks his nose 😂😂😂❤
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lightin' up a hippie heater if we're doin Trashy Art Class
Hippie heater is all right 😅
I miss having a hippie heater, nice 😂
So using that from now on hahaha
That's a good piece of business
Oh this gold. Stealing that. Thank you for your service!
BILL BURR! Let's make it happen youse guys.
Foley and Burr got beef
@@capealiosay what? Spill the beans.
@@WhoisCakeFoley must’ve eaten Burr’s burger
I'm just making shit up, 😂 I doubt burr got beef with Foley. Neither seem like a holes
Bill Burr, the shaman Mackusker, Nick Mullen these are needed
30:48 We had a plaster cutter at my school also Toby. The boys probably just didn’t take shop lol
53:34 the autococker convo was a huge rush of nostalgia - I had the WorrBlade WPG autococker and had so much fun with that thing!!! Loved the mechanics of the bolt action 🎉
CLUB = Chicken & Lettuce Under Bacon
That's a backacronym. It doesn't mean that at all.
The welding helmet for the eclipse worked great! The whole shop was out in the parking lot taking breaks watching. 29:53
Haven’t had this many family episodes in a row since Christmas
Oh, these guys make me so happy. I love this pod
8:24 Foley you got a hard laugh out of me for this one
big man bringing heat!
If there is no security on that ship, it’s gonna be a mad house! 😂😂☠️ I’m just picturing it
"Go skateboarding" good woman😂
13:20 omg I completely forgot about Hechingers until now!!! Core memory unlocked. My. Either and I used to go with my dad and ride on the giant orange cart thingies and run through the hall of sample doors like it was a shitty maze 😂
“I want a helicopter and two pepperoni pizzas!” 😂😂😂
hahaha never heard of Target for all those back to school essentials boys. I love that Kippy's only lament is not having a 10 lapdesk lol
I fuckin love youse guys so much! Not exaggerating yall are literally all I listen to day in and day out while carrying mail. I suggest youse guys to anyone who will listen, have offered to refund ppl my own money who sign up and don't absolutely love the patreon and I can't wait to see youse in OKC again. Youse boys deserve all the success, money and love!
As a welder, welding while listening to this, I'm absolutely dieing 😂
Not changing his Netflix pass sends😂 H is the man lol
I may or may not currently have a vehicle with blinkers that only work intermittently. And yes, I do the hand signals when I don’t hear them clickin’
My childhood home, had the horse and buggy symbol. Back in Braintree MA
Hey homies and bozos!😊
As a kid, I played at Photon in Orange County, CA... The same place they filmed the opening of the TV show in the late 80's... I got my first concussion there... fun times...
Holy shit, was Photon the knock off laser tag??
What show?
We used to go to Nickel! Nickel! Arcade for hours. So many free games
Hans investigating when youse guys started talking about kitty cats😂😂
This yes dear bike jump paintball talk got me fired up!!!
The what does kippy know about Sci-fi Patreon episode is my favorite episode ever
AYG Patreon membership : $10
The endless laughs : priceless
The Kippy Sci-Fi quiz on Patreon is incredible. I can't recommend a better time for my fellow Bozos to head over there and enjoy that episode in-between an Ireland trip episode sandwich.
My grandparents had that horse and carriage emblem on their house, then bought a house that had it when they moved into a retirement village. Both houses were middle class in Ocean County NJ. Those were very common to the point that they weren't even a talking point, like "hey my grandparents have that on their house"
Paint it black was in Twisted Metal Black! Love that shit, definitely played it too young. Thanks Dad
I had a 98 civic ls sedan with suicide doors in the back, lowered 17inch rims. You couldn't tell me nuthin' lol
"go skate" fuck yeah
Somethin tells me they’ve already booked the cruise 😂❤
Youse guys need a po box we can send shit to. It could be a new segment or something. Like Is This Old Garbage? from the 80s/90s type Era. I got a few thing I would send ya.
46:21 some parks have bike tracks, they are called Velodromes.....but almost nobody uses them
I definitely had that exact storm door growing up. Mine had the screen fortunately lmao.
Toby isn’t lying about the plasma cutter. I used one all the time in my welding class in high school.
AYG paintball will 1000% be the thing to finally get me on the patreon
Bozo
Dude been on patreon for over 2 years. You are really missing out on Hard Feelings, their other podcast it’s so funny my favorite
Kippy saying the words Games Workshop was a jumpscare!
I just found your podcast im sorry ive missed all the episodes up till now you can rest assured i will be back watching all of them you guys are hilarious
Leave your wives at home fellas, were going on the SS Sausage Fest
see yous there!
teeny Sausage Fest
t bone I'm right w you on that one w the plasma cutter 30:30 we would make throwing stars in auto shop class when the teacher would go in the back welding room to teach ppl lol. I still have a piece of sheet metal I wrote my name into
I raced at Bensalem BMX raceway in the 90s. Now it's all about dirt bikes and motocross!!!
That was an awesome track and open to ride year round back in the day. Late 90s and early 2000s that monster double was mean. Had a homie break his collarbone on that and rode home before cellphones. He was in a sling for the entire summer
@phl_knives yeah I seen that double hurt a lot of people. Good old days when we all wandered the land on bikes and skate boards looking for the next good time
@@bradledbetter73 Definitely good ole days. I miss looking for the next spot of the lore of a new dirt trail someone cleaned up and riding to Levittown or something insane like that at 12-13 lol.
Or a lot that had clean curbs, and cops didn't really care because it was closed. No phones, no nothing. Free range walking train tracks or other behaviors that I don't think kids are doing today.
Magnetic Hide-A-Key was alright...not as trashy as the decorative landscape faux rock key holder.
Big ups to the paintball shoutout boys! WGP Autococker was a badass weapon Kippy!
My father was always big on the magnetic key box to place up under the vehicle. Would always remind you that you should "invest" in one when you locked yourself out of your car.
Toby! Hear me out. When mr. Neptune says those numbers are?! You hitt em' with "doctored!" With the same energy
CLUB… Chicken Lettuce Under Bacon.. lmao Kippy acting like he has breaking news and then proceeds to get the acronym wrong 😂😂😂
I 100% watched the eclipse with a welding mask. Worked at an autoparts store and actually just took it off the shelf. Worked like a damn charm
Forget the cruise just release part 2 of both of your specials. left me wanting more.
Holy shit, I ain’t heard the name “Hechinger” in forever. Brought back some deep memories!
I still have a hide-a-key on my car. Lol.
I had one on my Jeep from the owner 2 prior to me. Dude said there should be a hide-a-key on the frame unless it fell off. Like 7 years later I'm swapping a starter and see the box covered in mud, oil and grime. Pulled it off and it was the key. I need to throw one on my primary vehicle. Those come in clutch when you're jammed up and out of the area. Realize you and your GF both locked keys in the same car thinking the other one had them. Now finding a coat hanger and some cheap door stops to get in the car. Been there once or twice over the years
Im coming on the cruise even if i have to stowaway
Sinus infection, and ear infection... I was ready to die, than got the garbage notification! I'm here for now!
lol Aunt Linda was a larger woman got me
"The Portly Creeper" 🤣
I love the fact Foley can see what Toby is doing on the screen!!! Adds a little something extra!!!
I mean, there are definitely all kinds of shirts out there and Kippy chose... one of em.
My Grandma had a large shot glass collection and my Grandpa made her a display case for it. Her rule was the shot glass had to be from places she had been. Good times!
Trash, trash, trash! Shout out to her smile😂
As a welder, thanks for the props. Welding is cool as feck minus the getting burnt
Ill call in an air strike on ya 😂 big man got me good with that
"gimmie 3 POUNDS...i will EAT IT"
🤣🤣🤣😉😏🍸✊🏿
#gobblegobble
Shout out to Tobes for his appearance on Bluebans podcast. Fun listen 🤙🏻🤙🏻
The Hog and The Dirty J!
@33:30 I had twenty shot glasses lining a fireplace mantle in college
44:40 I live in Kissimmee Florida in a "vacation neighborhood"... I feel attacked 😞
Escape from Heaterville. Let’s go boys!
Lmao 37:44 as an avid cyclist, I promise we're not all Dicks, we just hate cars coming too close bc we don't wanna die bro😂
Toby…. “You’re just Goodwill hunting but a dumbass” 😂😂😂
Every single one of my family cars growing up had a magnet spare key in the gas lid lol my parents were devastated when cars switched to plastic
Oh that question at 45 minutes reminded me of the most garbage people I had to deal with at my work. The people who lived in Point Pleasant Beach only from mid-September until mid-May, then had to get out for the tourists. Instead of leaving a house empty for the winter, these people who collected like $2,000 (or more) a week from Memorial Day weekend through Labor Day weekend, would rent out the same place over the winter for $500 a month. There were people who I saw regularly for eight months, then they would disappear for four months, only to return in September. I remember at least three people told me that they were homeless or living in a van during the summer.
Man. I missed the run of family eppies! I love the guest episodes if I know the guest or have heard of them.. but nothing beats the boys, the bozos and the homies! Just prime giggy times. The boys have a need to class it up a bit when they have a guest. Gotta let that guard down and be your true trashy selves! Smoking a bernie at work (on the clock howyadoing), giggly to myself looking like a psycho outside the store. lol. Love youse boys!
Hobo Calligraphy got me 😂😂😂😅
I hate to throw Uncle Hank under the bus like this but he completely froze up at 4:48 😂 T-Bone had to reset the boys and chop it up later..
This better be a Norwegian cruise. Nothin like a 2 AM O’Sheenhans run with the boys.
Love the new cover art!
It’s called “uncork and create” around these parts. Drunk crappy paintings. Lol
37:08 - I’m not even a member, I can’t believe I keep getting away with it . God I love Mitch
I had the horse n carriage on my screen door 😂
13:02 when I was 18 my mom got me a spare key in a magnetic hide a key & stuck it to my truck without me knowing. Next weekend, my high ass lost my key on a float trip, had to tell my mom, and then she told me about the hide a key stuck to my wheel well. Tough look.
Who's pup was that in the pretty litter ad?
Oh man I had one of those doors at the house I grew up in NY 😂
Haha yeah we had those in Philly too. East Coast classic!
Heckinger's was exactly where you'd go to buy a hide a key.
“My Aunt Linda was a larger person” 😂
That's exactly how I watch the solar eclipse walked out of the shop with my hood on and seen it
I grew up in Red Rose Gate, which is right near the Oxford Valley mall that Kippy mentioned. I did have the cops called on me for climbing in through a window of my house after school. The cops busted in and thought I was robbing the house. I told them I lived here. They said, prove it, show us some ID. I was 15 and didn't have any. I said, "Look at the wall, there's a picture of me." They accepted that as proof, lol.
I wanna know how many years has Foley dressed up as a Star Wars character for Halloween
The sci-fi talk at the beginning made we wonder for just a sec if I'd imagined the Patreon.
Don't scare me like that, boys!
The way Foley is talking in this episode is just tickling my funny bone today hahah
shit my fam did have that screen door growing up haha
"They've got 3 Honda Civics... with Spoon engines!"
I don’t remember voting for a new thumbnail font and graphics rehaul 😂😂 but I like it