Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on TH-cam! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941
yo, vmt, i just wanted to let yk, that you are being player tracked. I was in that city lobby, and someone pulled me aside and told me they were player tracking you.
Bro I joined gorilla tag during the science update and then I heard about dungeons like OG dungeons and I wanted it back so badly because I loved gorilla tag horror and this was very unique so I was so happy when dungeons came back but now it’s technically harder and there’s no holdable. And it’s actually not OG dungeons because there’s four monsters instead of two.
guys, theres a secret animations that look like the monkeyes are hurt, and it’s insanely cool. i hit a monkeye with a ninja star and it looked hurt. that is very cool and probably rare
Originally it was a blue and pink monster but now it’s a red,cyan,pink and orange monster PS:the cyan and orange monsters eyes are white instead of yellow
I’m gonna say this at the start of the video so idk if u figured it out later on in the vid already but if u buy one of the new sling shots u can shoot the monsters and they get stunned for a bit so u can run away
VMT here is a tip for basement: You can use the bows to shoot the monsters and it stuns them so you can run past them.
Oh sorry I didn’t know that you had commented this
@@jromero1301u stole my pfp just to change it?
@@jromero1301 Its fine if u have the same comment! ☺️
2:11 Everyone thinks that is Statue, but he was the yellow gorilla in caves who teleported to you when you weren’t looking
Yea and the "statue" in front of mirror is called "endishere"
There is two statues from some reason👌
@@louisedorrity3157 no it's endishere
@@ThechickenVR749yea it is
Fr
Fr
I got jump scared by ur hair at the start 😂
VMT I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING THE MAZE IS LIKE PAC MAN BECAUSE THE COLOR OF THE MONSTERS ARE THE EXACT SAME COLOR AS THE GHOSTS FROM PAC MAN
Oh wow
Ooga booga
If you’re reading this have a great day
You too!
@@AriGoober thx
@@camagt yw
W
Under 17 years gang 👇
Me but you get no like
Like beggar (Idk)
@@Tanglez no beg for likes it’s under the comment so you comment
@@Officialjeffgt not meant for like it was for comment
@@Beedoggs77 no it’s not
Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on TH-cam! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941
Wow
Dawg😂
I didn’t read it
I ain’t reading all that
Yes
Under 1 hour gang 👇
Right here
Me
Right here
Here😊
Here
P
You wasted your time
yo, vmt, i just wanted to let yk, that you are being player tracked. I was in that city lobby, and someone pulled me aside and told me they were player tracking you.
Don’t trust everyone u see he is clearly lying.
Oh wow
Sounds very believable
Reminds me of that one time i was in a ghost code and someone said to me that they have my family hostage
Player tracking doesent exist
Definitely
Under 30min gang 👇
Yk ur pfp standing for a Linux terminal.
Yo
Me
@@user-rh8vw9jc4d bro you sent this 3 hours ago my dude 🤣
Only people who think VMT is a hillyBilly can like this comment❤😂😂😂😂
The man the myth the ledgendary HILLBILLY
@@T.G.D.G. that’s true
Very true
No
Yes
3:19 screaming 😂😂😂😂😂
I liked my own comment
Cool
Good
3:41 i see myself!
Under 1 hour team
👇
Like beggar
second me
YES
Like begger
here
Nah why VMT kinda look like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory with that haircut 💀😭😭
“Lemme see if there is anyone new on the credits!”
-Elliot
Under 25 minutes gang
👇
10 min gang
@@AtomicApe_vrstop begging
bro really had to say if there is anyone new in the credits
@@TWCICE_GT Stop not having aa dad
2:30 is there a baller plush in the background
Bro is starting to look like Zuckerberg😭😭
LOL
Fr
Dude, there’s a new caves update in the rotating map
YOU SHOULDVE HAD THE RACE BE AGAINST AN R9 HAIRCUT
Yes
Yes
OH NO HECK NAUW
I KINDA LIKE VMT's NEW HAIRCUT
Nah bro tf he do to his fade
His hair looked way better before
Elliot just posted too
The ' aghhhhhghghghgghgg' made me laugh 🤣😂
his hair looks like the hair from the last basement update, or the one in the new bundle
🐢 this is my pet. Every like = one + size
I can’t with the bowl cut 💀
Real he be lookin like sketch
Under an hour gang 👇
It’s legit pointing to nothing
I’m 2nd comment
Actually, the third comment🤓
😂😂😂
@@Cyber_Tag7923 it’s pointing the the comment button💀
VMT Aint no hillbilly!
True
Cap
Bro o thought you were the actual speed mqueen💀
Ya ur right, he’s the HILLLLLLLBILLLLLYYYYYYY
@@NuggetGG. 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Buy the bow and arrow it makes the monsters go to sleep actually
VMT!
The first comment
2:47 I WAS THERE
under 7 hour gang👇🏻
You failed your mission
Friend me my name is Oshomma
Bro I joined gorilla tag during the science update and then I heard about dungeons like OG dungeons and I wanted it back so badly because I loved gorilla tag horror and this was very unique so I was so happy when dungeons came back but now it’s technically harder and there’s no holdable. And it’s actually not OG dungeons because there’s four monsters instead of two.
20 seconds ago team
👇
Here
Don't translate...
ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้......✌🏻
In order to get the camera mod normal when you’re tiny, turn the camera clip all the way down, the only downside is they can’t see your arms.
50 second gang!!!
Edit: epic vid
Im a one minute!
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ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้...✌🏻
Me
Me
@@叵I did it
Bruh I got a 2 hour add for a peppa pig season
Oml I can’t believe I walked past vmt in city
You should say everyone obey me and when they say no put on the finger painter
3:32 RAWWWWWWWW
Under 1,234,567 years gang
👇
2:18 he wants to what now😭😭
VMT still got the fresh cut lol. Keep up the good work VMT!
Just smt most ppl don’t know if u use the new slingshot or bow and shoot the monsters it stubs then for a few seconds
The bundle hsir is just the bowl cut with an egg on top lol
3:00 bro the kid 😂
guys, theres a secret animations that look like the monkeyes are hurt, and it’s insanely cool. i hit a monkeye with a ninja star and it looked hurt. that is very cool and probably rare
Plus their eyes turn red too
I forgot he was bald😭💀
bros barber did him dirty 💀
Bro is hair is built like the bult cut cosmetic in gorilla tag
There is a glitch for the gloves on your left when you raise your hand up to a certain height, it will dissapear
Bros barber did him dirty 😭🙏
He looks like mark zuckerberg now
3:29 sounds like elliot when he screams
7:32 real elliot screams
The dragons mask looks like rodan from king of the monster
I almost cried when he said it was back when I saw there was more monsters there ☠️☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️☠️💀☠️
It just has to be when my internet is not paid so that I can’t join and play ☠️
VMT BUZZ CUT GOES CRAZY!!
Originally it was a blue and pink monster but now it’s a red,cyan,pink and orange monster PS:the cyan and orange monsters eyes are white instead of yellow
RIP blue😔 he did not make it
I’m gonna say this at the start of the video so idk if u figured it out later on in the vid already but if u buy one of the new sling shots u can shoot the monsters and they get stunned for a bit so u can run away
So basically what your telling me is your more sigma then me
Yep
Mhm
I’m more sigma
Bro still has the buzz cut from the first to find the egg video
Vmt looks like mark Zuckerberg
how come his editing gets better every time
K9s homework is to lie to VMT everyday😂😂😂😂
Bros hair💀
3:49 this is funny
No
Thank you for recognizing DND when you see it
that boul cut is horrendous
I can't be on oculus for a week because I got stitches on my eyebrow 😭
Samurai’s by far the coolest cosmetics ever
i got a D&D ad when he rolled a 6 at the end
RARE SIGHTING! SCROLL DOWN!
HES BALD!! 🤓👆
i remember the old one in the summer and the coin 😢 such good memories
You can tell who has quest 1 quest 2 and quest 3 because of the grafics
Vmt already looks like he has a bowlcut
Hey VMT am I a simp for mewing to looksmax or is edging goated?
VMT new hair: ❌
VMT og hair: 👑
VMT i love your content i really want to go to vidcon but i cant,and i really hope you get to 1mill,
Vet is not a hillbilly!!!!!!
I mean vmt
2:44 that happened to me
If you shot a monster with a bow or slingshot he cant get you for 5 seconds
He meant OG caves the rotating map😂😂😂
yo at 5:13 if ur using yizzi cam u can make near clip instead of 0.1 make 0.01 theen it look perrrrrrrrrrfecto
Every minute i can see the views and timw go up its so satysfying
Bro that kid would not stop screaming 😂
Haven You're barber did you dirty.
NOT THE BUZZ CUT
elliot is really god at screaming and he should win to challange you to 1 mill
W haircut vmt
Over 3 months gang
👇🧏🏻♂️🧏🏻♂️🧏🏻♂️
New haircut hits hard
Bro got that Eminem haircut
I remember the old basement
POV:Me coming back to watching your vid after while and your hair almost gone wow he is a real hillbilly
BRO OMG I MISS THE OLD MAZE SO MUCH ITS MY FAVOURITE MAP
VMT VMT I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH YT SHORTS AND I SAW A SPONSOR FOR A GORILLA TAG MOBILE KNOCK OFF AND IT WAS USING YOUR BIG VOLCANO ERUPTING VIDEO!!!!!
THE HAIRCUT
You can stun the monsters with bow and arrows and with slingshots