ARMIS VS TEMPUS FINALE - HOLOSTARS BASKETBALL AU【NBA 2K23】

THE FINAL TWO BATTLES BETWEEN ARMIS AND TEMPUS. WHICH TEAM IS THE REAL GENERATION OF MIRACLES!
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[@telesshiina]

♾ TIMESTAMPS ♾
Enjoy! :D
[INTRO]
2:17 Octavio and Jurard welcoming everyone to NBA 2K23 Holostars Basketball AU!
3:00 Jurard hates watching sports but he loves playing sports + he's loves and hates what they're doing right now because he's commentating and playing
3:36 Jurard bringing up how Octavio made his character in the previous NBA 2K23 stream + Jurard predicted that Octavio will do the toilet review stream
5:48 Octavio will tweak Jurard's character a bit as a form of "apology"
6:22 Talking about the jersey that Octavio so they could look good together after Jurard's recent announcement in his Just Chatting stream (Context: Jurard made a loveteam name for them called JuTai because he some kind of a teleserye brainrot during the zatsudan lol.)
7:01 Jurard wants to beat TEMPUS today because they could never defeat them in combat + Octavio reminding Jurard how Altare humiliated him + Jurard doesn't want to talk about it
8:00 Octavio got a small bonk after singing Kimi ga Suki da to Sakebitai in the previous NBA 2K23 stream
9:00 Reference: Basketbol by Viva Hot Babes
9:33 Reference: PBA Game Tayo Dito Theme Song
10:41 Holostars EN Basketball AU is starting (Note: Recap of the last stream is: ARMIS SWEEP. Watch that VOD though. It's fun.)
10:58 People are complaining that they have Baldxel Syrios in their team + putting Shiny Spicy in one team is unfair
11:53 Octavio doesn't want to edit Jurard's face so he'll just change his hairstyle + Jurard is waiting for his documentary titled "my life altering plastic surgery" + what is that accent?
13:38 Jurard complaining about how TEMPUS' jersey is cooler
15:04 In the future, there might a Stars EN AND JP basketball AU
15:17 Jurard wants to beat his ass in 1v1 basketball + Octavio kissed his ass twice
16:04 When Octavio was 23 years old, he was called Michael Jordan + Michael Jordan didn't retire and auditioned to Holostars with a basketball video
16:48 Jurard played basketball and he was a varsity player before
18:18 When they get their 3Ds they will play basketball (Note: Support Shiny Spicy's 3D debut and collab everyone! LOVE HOLOSTARS NOW.)
[GAME]
19:00 Utopia TEMPUS vs. Badlands ARMIS + the commentators for today
19:35 Jurard says he will watch more of NBA if there is drama like WWE
20:13 Stats of the players for the whole season
- 1ST QUARTER -
20:44 Start + orienting Jurard who the players are
21:03 Ruze passes to Octavio and ARMIS is the first to score
21:30 ARMIS SWEEP!
22:23 Flayon during the last game
22:25 Shinri assist and layup from Altare
23:15 3 points from Jurard T Rexford + Jurard: Eat my f*ck*ng *ss!
23:55 Octavio: Right in the *ss (Note: What is it with asses for this stream?)
24:16 Jurard: 69 points! 69! /unintelligible noises/
24:34 Jurard blocking Flayon's shot + Jurard: Blocked! Blocked! Butata ng ina mo! (Translation for educational purposes: Butata means blocking a shot and he combined it with a curse word "Tangina mo!" which is often said when you're hyped, mad, and basically anything to be honest. It's more of an expression of your emotion than cursing nowadays.)
25:18 Octavio saying boo to Jurard intentionally
26:00 And one from Octavio
26:32 TEMPUS is struggling again?
26:59 If TEMPUS loses, Octavio will give Baldxel Syrios to them + Altare is too busy with preparing for his 3D debut so he couldn't practice with the team
27:42 Octavio misses a shot, gets the rebound, and scores
27:52 Jurard doesn't believe that TEMPUS has a chance against ARMIS + Octavio adjusted their stats but doesn't know what's going on
28:11 3 points from Altare
28:28 Octavio's killing it today
28:53 Step back middy from Flayon + Flaytavio comeback to prove themselves after what happened last stream?
29:28 Pass from Flayon and Altare scores
30:14 TEMPUS comeback with Shinri making the gap smaller
30:28 3 points from Octavio + Jurard shouts to stop hogging the ball
31:30 Shinri with the hook shot + "The one who controls the rebound controls the game."
31:50 Jurard: Is this the generation of miserables?
32:40 Jurard: Butata ng ina mo! Octavio, putangina mo! (Translation for educational purposes: Putangina mo is a curse word that means "your mom is a wh*re". Yeah.)
33:16 TEMPUS got an import
- 2ND QUARTER -
34:16 Start
35:04 Octavio: You need to hold on to that ball better, Jurard. + Jurard: Damn it, I can't handle my balls. Kinda slippery today. Too oily. + Octavio: I mean, understandable, you're handling 3 balls at the moment.
35:23 New commentator meta: just do weird noises
36:41 Axel is watching the game
36:59 Jurard showing off to Axel forgetting that they're on the same team + Jurard: Eat my f*ck*ng balls! Gargle it! Gargleeee it!
37:36 18 points in 13 minutes from Octavio
37:56 He is not Machina Bricks Flayon anymore
38:13 Another three-pointer from Octavio
38:23 Flayon is in the zone
38:50 Baldxel scoring a three-pointer
39:07 Hakka with the middy
39:27 Axel with his 32 pts career high in high school
39:52 ARMIS can dunk too
41:24 Ruze jumpscare
42:13 If Ruze is here then who's playing?
42:40 They're being attacked by crab in the commentary booth
43:24 Ruze is back with his microphone
44:07 Ruze is back with his Press ID?
45:06 GB can't dribble + Jurard's GB impression
45:58 Ruze blocked Bettel's shot + Jurard: Butata ng ina mo! Putangina mo!
46:29 The commentators are getting tired
46:31 3 pointer from Flayon
46:56 Nice block from Ruze
- 3RD QUARTER -
48:54 Start
49:15 Jurard's thoughts about the game so far
49:45 ARMIS: Monster Hunter collab (February 3, 12 PM JST) + Jurard's birthday has a grand lottery (February 7 JST) + Octavio has no plans for next week yet
52:15 GB scores 2 points
52:47 GB is redeeming himself after the bad dribbling
53:23 Flayon and Altare teamwork
53:51 Double screen from Ruze and Jurard + Octavio shoots
54:33 Altare heard them and proved that he could do another 3 point shot
54:59 Leader vs. Leader - Jurard answering with 3 points
55:23 Shinri two-pointer
56:33 Jurard realizes that he is Akashi Seijuro from Kuroko no Basuke
57:14 Ruze did it
58:20 Jurard: Why pass it to GB?! GB is a failure!
58:29 Three-pointer from Altare + Jurard: See what happens when you pass it to GB?!
59:27 Another three-pointer from Altare and the battle's heating up
59:41 Jurard answers with 3 points as well
1:00:10 Jurard wants to swap GB out
1:00:27 Dunk from Altare after GB's fumble + it's Among Us now and GB's the imposter + Jurard thinks it's GB's revenge for not inviting him in the TSB Apex tournament
1:01:56 GB redemption arc
1:02:26 Jurard: Putangina mo! Get the f*ck out of here, Flayon!
1:02:58 We close?! (Note: Sigh.)
1:03:11 Nice
- 4TH QUARTER -
1:03:38 Start
1:04:03 Three-pointer from Flayon, TEMPUS is gearing for a comeback
1:04:21 Pass from Ruze and layup from Baldxel Syrios
1:04:45 Very mature commentators + Jurard: Ginagawa mo? (Translation: "What are you doing?" which is done in a mocking tone.)
1:05:16 Nice ball movement from ARMIS showing their teamwork + Jurard with a two-pointer
1:05:43 Putback from Shinri + Jurard thinks they could've done something flashier lol
1:05:57 The twin towers GB and Ruze?
1:06:52 Who is Shinri pointing at in the crowd?
1:07:02 Octavio: He got a thick ass but he can't shoot the ball.
1:08:01 Three-pointer from the overconfident Jurard T Rexford
1:08:39 And there's the three from Baldxel Syrios
1:09:15 Chance to turnaround the results is false hope as Octavio scores another three-pointer
1:09:27 Altare heard them being too overconfident that they had to put ARMIS in their place
01:10:05 Bettel hasn't done anything
01:10:50 Octavio heard that Bettel is asking people to play Fall Guys instead
1:11:56 Great block from Jurard T Rexford
1:12:26 Altare with the putback + Jurard and Octavio plotting on how they'll destroy Altare (in court)
1:13:26 As expected from Octavio HOLOSTARS-EN channel
1:14:35 Altare is turning the tables with his three-pointers
1:15:02 Consecutive three-pointer from Altare
1:15:20 ARMIS is getting desperate + Octavio shoots a two-pointer + they're scared of Altare
1:15:57 Shinri heard them trashtalk that he had to shoot to prove that he could
1:16:59 Jurard: GB, I swear to God. I hope all of your muscles go into your f*ck*ng brain right now because I want to f*ck*ng win!
1:16:27 They're betting on Axel shooting the free throws
1:17:19 Just them bashing Octavio for missing one of his free throws
1:17:47 Baldxel Syrios blocked TEMPUS comeback
1:18:14 Octowari da! ARMIS wins once again!
1:18:55 Checking the Box Score + Holiday was able to shoot but Bettel did not make a single point
1:19:36 Hakka jumpscare
♾ CONTINUATION OF THE TIMESTAMPS IN THE COMMENTS ♾

[@justgopan]

thank you! o7

[@telesshiina]

♾ TIMESTAMPS (PART 2) ♾
Note: Got shadowbonked by YT so I reposted. Whoops.
1:19:54 The commentators are getting tired + can't trade players since the trade deadline has passed
1:20:09 It's finally time to see if TEMPUS will beat ARMIS in front of Tempura
1:20:51 This is totally an unbiased commentary booth
1:21:30 TEMPUS has the budget for a cool intro
1ST QUARTER
1:24:07 Start+
1:25:18 Ruze is the first to score
1:27:10 Octavio: Ruze keeps doing everything and nothing all at once.
1:28:19 A sad point from TEMPUS
1:28:44 Jurard scoring while he trashtalks TEMPUS to Tempura
1:28:51 Holostars Basketball AU is just ARMIS SWEEP. Always has been.
1:29:22 There's new Generation of Miracles coming from Japan
1:29:41 Flayon is proving himself + Jurard: So you're saying Flayon sucks? + Octavio: He did suck. The stats don't lie.
1:30:18 Maybe TEMPUS needs to switch Bettel with Holiday
1:30:35 Jurard T Rexford shoots a three-pointer
1:31:09 Contested shot from Ruze
1:31:49 Shinri posterizing Ruze
1:33:32 This is where Shinri brick era started
1:34:20 Bettel finally shoots and it's a three-pointer
1:34:30 Baldxel got swapped because he needs to do his Granblue dailies
1:35:06 T.J. Warren is a new member of Holostars and he's in their discord right now
1:35:46 Jurard got lost while looking for the commentary booth
1:36:02 They were bonked by Yagoo because they leaked the new gen of Holostars
1:36:44 Baldxel told Yagoo to sub him out so he could do his Granblue dailies
1:36:53 GB was swapped with Coffey
1:38:08 They're so tired of being NBA commentators but the real commetators aren't like them + ARMIS is the next generation of sports commentary
2ND QUARTER
1:38:21 Start
1:38:58 Wondering if the 4th generation of the next gen will show up soon + Yagoo doesn't need idols anymore but athletes because there's more money in the NBA?
1:39:27 They want Shinri to stop
1:39:44 GB shoots a two-pointer
1:40:24 Shinri please
1:41:15 GB shoots over Flayon
1:41:26 Jurard: Guys, guys, guys, it's okay. Don't do anything. They're stupid, alright? (Note: The coach totally said this.)
1:41:48 Octavio and Jurard doesn't believe Shinri's stats
1:42:04 Jurard: Get that thirty, bro. (Note: This was a reference to a video clip of a student from the Philippines forgetting that he's unmuted during online class and the professor found him disrespectful. He was shouting "Get that thirty, bro!" while playing Call of Duty: Warzone. The student was referring to 30 kills or as what they call a 30 bomb. This became a meme lol.)
1:42:13 Octavio to Axel alley-oop
1:42:41 Shinri is missing again
1:43:06 Flayon is trying to carry
1:43:20 Jurard: I think the home court made it worse. + Octavio: Yeah, I think it's too bright for them.
1:43:49 Octavio: Stop giving it to Shinri. Even I am getting sad now.
1:44:07 Octavio: He needs a horror game to play before he goes to the court.
1:45:17 Jurard knew his three-point shot will get in
1:46:00 Octavio shooting as well, it's back to back from ARMIS. Where is TEMPUS right now? What is happening?
1:46:19 Octavio: They can still get it. We just need to suck more. Somehow.
1:46:24 Flayon also doesn't want to pass to Shinri
1:47:05 Octavio: TEMPUS needs to steal the ball from Shinri.
1:48:01 Jurard suggesting to the attendees to leave because ARMIS will win
1:48:16 Three-pointer from Flayon but it's not enough
1:48:29 Baldxel Syrios with his two-handed dunk
1:48:45 Shinri with the 0 percentage shot
1:49:03 Axel and one
1:50:06 Flayon is really carrying now
1:51:01 Shinri redemption arc
1:51:59 Shinri saw a ghost girl when he did the dunk
1:52:30 ARMIS commissioned someone on Xwitter to do a same day edit to show how TEMPUS sucked?!
3RD QUARTER
1:53:16 Start
1:53:28 Baldxel Syrios sets the mood for this quarter. Will TEMPUS recover?
1:53:44 For legal reasons, the characters do not represent them whatsoever unless they win.
1:54:09 Jurard's mad that GB got blocked by Bettel + Flayon's so angry because he's the only one in TEMPUS making points
1:54:53 GB secures a 30 point lead with his free throws
1:55:11 Shinri noooooooo!
1:55:38 These commentators are being bullies to Shinri after he misses his free throw
1:56:12 Octavio and Jurard dying from laughter after Shinri misses his shot again
1:56:51 Shinri redirected to the stream before it started + Koipanions stop watching
1:57:45 Octavio shoots while he's laughing at Shinri
1:57:53 Shinri's ISP is affecting his gameplay + they're being mean girls to Shinri again after he loses a chance to shoot
1:58:37 The commentators are dying in the commentary booth
1:59:30 Even Jurard gets a point after laughing so much
2:00:11 They just laugh even when Shinri's just dribbling the ball. The ijboltis is strong in this stream, folks.
2:00:43 The video editor was bribed by ARMIS to do this
2:01:51 Great block from Jurard
2:02:19 Nothing but net from Flayon
2:02:31 But Octavio answers back with a three-pointer as well
2:02:45 Trying their hardest to ignore what Shinri did
2:03:48 Bettel with the ankle breaker
2:04:10 ARMIS is just playing with their food at this point
2:04:30 Shinri's hiding from the camera
2:05:12 A dagger in the 3rd quarter already
2:05:44 Tempuras are in pain
2:05:51 Octavio crushing false hope with his three-pointer
2:06:06 Let it go, Shinri
2:06:31 Nice shot from Hakka + chat pays to get Holiday in to sub for TEMPUS
4TH QUARTER
2:07:35 Start
2:07:41 TEMPUS walked out and swapped themselves with imports?
2:07:59 Octavio even shoots while he laughs
2:09:14 Tempura went home
2:09:48 Hammons towering over Altare
2:10:38 NanghaHAMMON (they say) (Translation: They're making a pun using Hammon's name. Nanghahamon means to challenge.)
2:11:36 Some action from TEMPUS
2:11:53 Naked person in the crowd?
2:12:30 Shinri is not feeling his game right now
2:12:44 Jurard
2:13:05 Tempura went home to watch Shiny Spicy's 3D
2:13:15 Bettel blocking Hammon's dunk
2:13:49 Jurard thinks that Bettel sucked the luck of the rest of his teammates + it might be his Kuroko no Basuke ability?
2:14:34 Shinri redemption arc is real? + Octavio: Shinri has 9 points? How? Which of those shots went in?
2:15:44 Hakka with the two-handed dunk but it's too late to catch up
2:17:08 Another great block from Jurard T Rexford
2:17:34 Bettel is doing good in the last quarter
2:18:10 As long as you don't give the ball to Shinri, you can win?
2:18:35 Pass from Baldxel Syrios and Octavio with the two-handed dunk
2:18:52 TEMPUS answers with Flayon passing to Bettel and shooting a three-pointer
2:19:40 On a roll with Altare shooting a three-pointer as well + could it be the greatest comeback in history?
2:20:40 Ruze blocked Bettel and the crowd goes mild
2:21:33 Shinri trying to redeem himself less than a minute before it all ends
2:22:07 Jurard is just flexing at this point
2:22:25 Flayon scoring but it's not enough with that big gap
2:22:34 ARMIS SWEEP
[OUTRO]
2:22:54 It's sad to see the state of TEMPUS right now
2:23:09 Generation of Miracles from Japan - in the next episode of Holostars Basketball AU?
2:23:43 Thoughts about the game and the stream
2:24:15 If Octavio does it again, he will have to edit a lot of things
2:24:40 That's it for the Holostars Basketball AU
2:25:52 Thanking Jurard for accepting the invite + it's a mistake for TEMPUS?
2:26:13 There might be something coming soon that's related to ARMIS vs. TEMPUS soon with a special guest as well?
2:26:48 Watch and participate in Jurard's birthday event on February 7 (JST)! + Jurard was inspired by 6/55 l*tt* (Note: I had to add a censor because YT is a dumbo sometimes.)
2:27:47 Goodbyes
[COOKIE]
You only get one HUH today.
36:29
Hidden Note: I don't watch basketball so this is the best you'll ever get from me lmao.

[@seagull2171]

43:24 Ruze is back with his -microphone- -> ice cream

[@robinpelin3977]

If anyone wants to have a good laugh, from 1:55:10 they start laughing like hyenas at Shinri's performance for like 5 minutes.

[@Reydriel]

Hardest I've laughed all year so far lmfaooo

[@mae5459]

Omg this is my first kettle laugh of the year 😭

[@jasonjookiba]

More hype than actual NBA rn lol

[@redline841]

Now we need Perfect Cell

[@_baniraaisu6711]

Jurard really sound like Hornets announcer 😂

[@theoverlordbear]

As much as I enjoyed the wild commentary here, here's something for Shinri's consolation:

[@airisuwrc]

12:28 ♾「that voice fits lmao」
42:12 ♾「!!! i almost split out my coffee wth」

[@mxsseschibi]

dami ko tawa dun sa 41 minutes Bettel - no score versus 1 minute Holiday with 2 scores 😂😂 thanks for the fun stream! looking forward to what you meant at the last minute ✨✨

[@hanakuso1999]

Need to see a WWE Survivor Series TEMPUS VS ARMIS . 10 MEN TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH.

[@mina4530]

finally am able to watch the rest of this basketball au! Thanks for the fun stream Tavi and Jurard
😭🤣 I cant stop laughing,,, the toxic commentary 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hajime0813_Nyajime]

Hilarious commentary!😂 Only was able to catch some of it but I'll be watching the VOD later!

[@kairi_415]

Vod gang here, otsutavio~ thanks for the collab

[@Justmomochi]

Thank you for the fun stream and excellent commentary!! I had to be VOD gang but it made my morning commute lively!

[@kimlee4496]

we need another episode of this!

[@ZoombaGoomba]

Pls do a wwe AU Armis and Tempus in a royal rumble hahaha 😂

[@daewhip]

idk how i fell asleep to this playing in the background but this stream was so fun and wild

[@divinedevinn04]

JRUE HOLIDAY MENTIONED

[@QisKissy]

1:56:15
1:58:41
2:02:43
2:04:28

[@Cr0wnie_S4n]

OTSUARMIS! Thank you for the stream! This was so chaotic and hilarious that make my stomach hurts by laughing so much Have a good rest, we love you boys always

[@8morningdew]

OTSUTAVIO! Sad Tempus hasn't won even once but GGs Armis! 10/10 Commentating as well. Totally not biased lol

[@kittriri]

OTSUTAVIO AND ARMIS SWEEP !!! tempus, make that comeback next time YOU CANT GO DOWN LIKE THIS
thank you for the stream and for the amazing and hilarious commentary, my sides and stomach hurt from laughter SHINRI PLZ

[@mikifune_vtuber]

SHINRI!!!!!!!!

[@abielmendoza3907]

32:42 would say the same HAHAHAHHA
45:59 NGL that was personal from MC's last stream 46:57 revenge instant

[@ayaseyukiya4515]

Good Game Tavi. If there was to be a match between agencies who would be on Team Holo?

[@Andy_Is_Hot]

Bettel 4 point play is a top 3 moment in NBA history

[@ifa358]

Otsutavio!!! Lmao what a toxic commentary

[@louise_2003]

armis win

[@chainsaw7638]

This is silly

[@JaeShion]

Thanks again for another HOLOSTARS EN paliga.

[@Jenny_Hart]

Oh my goodness!! 😂😂 my Abs hurt from laughing!!😆🤣 lmaoo! You guys are so Hilarious! You made my day! Haha! ❤

[@aeris_aeris]

OTSUTAVIO OTSUREX!! Thats was very fun