Merry Christmas everyone I hope you have a great day and a happy new year! I appreciate you guys coming by and watching me and my friends drawing silly pictures.
I never had sex in a car, but I did once walk past a vehicle in which such actions were taking place. Under normal circumstances I would have passed by without incident, but as I was fairly intoxicated, I instead began cheering them in from outside the car. The noises and movement stopped and I turned and got the hell out of there. The best part? This was a few days before Halloween and I was heading home from a friend's party, so if the couple checked out the window after my applause, they would only have seen Super fuckin' Mario walking away from them
One christmas my dad got what could only be described as an "inscrutable buddhist plasma lamp thing" from his brother; and since it didn't seem like anything my dad would want or my uncle would buy, we were pretty sure that it had already been regifted at least once. We got it out and turned it on once just to experience its glory, and then put it back in the box until next christmas when my dad gifted it back to my uncle. So it wasn't so much a re-gifting as a de-gifting that happened.
had the same moment with "eaten an edible". I thought "unless you starved as an infant.... yeah? We all eat, what is this prompt" Than the answers came in. I myself would have drawn me with a plate of spaghetti. Guess my halo is big.
@@bonogiamboni4830 I don't know if you looked it up, but an "allosexual" is just a person who feels any sort of sexual attraction, be it gay, or straight, or anywhere between.
Honestly, that is just what you would expect someone that wreaks havoc for fun would do. Doesn't matter if she does it for fun, or not, but undeniably, she does wreak havoc.
The spider one is so relatable, I was once sleeping peacefully and then noticed my leg itched, so i looked and it was a spider as big as a baseball and i started screaming Edit: I see people have had major relations to my comment, and let me say this; may the spiders (also bats, ya poor soul...) forever have mercy on us as we further praise them on and offer food so we don't die
I was taking the recycling out and a big spider the same color as one of those cardboard coffee holders pops up and crawls on me I forever since am cautious
My only story is I never saw the spider but it bit me in the leg and I can confirm you can feel a spider bite occurring mid-dream. My brain translated it to having a wolf ripping my leg off. Funny funny stuff Spider bites do have the two little vampire dots from where they bite with their big stupid thumb mouths
My god that last story! I... Legit have no words for that. Anyway happy holidays everyone! And I hope stuff gets better for you Ross, with the whole Qantas thing.
10:00 Giwi's drawing just makes me think of Helluva boss (pilot?) where Blitzo says the same thing. Also the double take with both Giwi and Ross not knowing what or if they have insurance has now prompted me to look into the existence of my own.
I’ve got a fun “killed a bug” story, because I killed a fly with a SWORD. 100% true but way less impressive than you think. Because the crux of the story revolves around the fly being stationary on the wall at the time, and I swatted it with the flat of the blade. :P
Buffpup is a national treasure. This shit is top tier as usual Ross. Gartic Phone better pay you like an exec for what you bring to the table advertisement-wise.
Ok but the sheer number of times I’ve driven past the “Gluten Free Lapdances” place is insane. I’m pretty sure it’s part of the vegan bar next door, which adds Such Energy lmao
The cop thought we were smoking bc the windows fogged up… when he realized what was actually going on, he gave a wink and said “you two keep having a fun night now, just go somewhere else” … high school Homecoming was an eventful night
I was arrested, and even better it was during school. 9 hours in a holding cell later they brought me to court, which ironically was attached to a church through an under ground "prison" that I spent an additional 4 HOURS in.
1:41 i live in south texas, i woke up twice in one night to some weird shooting, fiery pains in my leg with no discernible origin. next day i look at the bites and my partner thought it might've been ants. later that same day we find out it'd been bark scorpion that was hiding in our covers. and yeah, we killed it.
The electric swatter is fun and all, but it's much more satisfying to shoot them down with a 1W handheld laser. It pretty much instantly vaporizes their wings.
This is why I'm so glad my mum chose New Zealand over Australia... How can ANYONE be ok living in a world of "oh yeah, and this morning a giant huntsman spider the size of my head was in my bed" LIKE HOW TF DID IT GET IN?!?!?
If I ever got the chance to play with you guys, and this was the topic of the video, I'd either have the craziest story or no stories, because I don't do anything with my life.
Me and my friends got visitrd by policemen once because we went on a train bridge. When we saw it was illegal, we got down, but they still came by to be sure no one was up there. We didn't get arrested, taken away, a fee or anything, we just got a warning and an explanation on why it's illegal.
I'm Australian and I remember my friends having a huntsman the size of his dads head and I imagined that when waking up and im not scaried of spiders but that thought is horrifying
1:45 one time I got out of the shower, put on my towel and then i feel something gripping me. I look down at my chest and a huntsman spider was just chilling there and I had to flick it off of me. The Australia experience.
As soon as I saw the last prompt, my first thought was: "That's oddly specific." Then she told the story, and I realized why; lmao! But, let's see...I have killed bugs (I sometimes have allergic reactions to mosquito bites, so they're on the KOS list...and clothing moths are really annoying), but I think that's it for me and that list.
I matched the description of a wanted man once. Was wearing the same colours, got questioned and told to remove my jacket to prevent further confusion. I put it back on when I got to the train station, causing a police helicopter to fly super low to get a look at me. Best morning ever.
Never have i ever: been caught wackin it: i never did that. but what do you mean by wacking it BTW?? - killed a bug: i dont remember. i also think i have arachnophobia but i tried to face my fears by trying to kill a spider in my room. if i see a spider normally i will run out in fear. - received someone elses food and taken it anyway: i dont remember this happening but if i dont have enough money for a food i really wanted and another person ordered it, if i got it instead on accident, my evil mind might make me take it. LOL i mean the waitress gave it to me. i guess it's mine now! - built a pc all by myself like a nerd: no. - been kicked out of a strip club: i never been to one, and i'm never going to one. - committed incurrence fraud: i'm 13. - eaten an edible: i eat tootsie pop lollipops. dose that count? - regifted a present: i dont remember if i did or not. - been arrested: no. i'm going to try obeying the law! - banged in a car on the side of the road then cops showed up: i dont have a car or a boyfriend. [i'm Stright BTW]
I once had a purple blue-screen. apparently that's what happens when your bios divorces itself of your motherboard. I didn't know that was a thing until it happened and had to get someone to come out and help me retattoo the bios to the motherboard. What does that involve? punching in a really long string of numbers in to reassociate the two. I ended up doing it myself cause the IT guy that was sent out to do it kept hitting the wrong keys and typed like a 90 year old. To this day, I have never met another person who knew purple screens even existed.
5:39 I WANT THIS DRAWING ON A SHIRT! Also, there is no feeling more satisfying than killing a bug. 11:44 I HAD PERMISSION FROM THE PERSON WHO GAVE IT TO ME! 13:01 That’s awful.
I was very close to getting arrested by federal agents during the 2016 Republican National Convention. I was walking to a subway station from a summer job when I accidentally walked into a press conference an absolute Karen of a woman then demanded that two federal agents arrest me. I insisted that I just got lost because it was on a street I had been using to walk to the subway station for over a week. Luckily for me both of the agents were cool gave me another route to the station. I considered calling that woman a b**ch when I left but I didn’t because I was sure I would get arrested for disorderly conduct if I did.
7:24 fun fact. These aren’t actually called pcs. But are called towers. PCs refer to the actual programs like windows n stuff. Which means apple macs and pcs are 2 different things. There are towers that work for Mac *and* pc. I found out about this when talking to my mom at 12 am about storage issues.
Love the video. I watched the vod where you did the thumbnail, but since I wasn't watching live I couldn't give my couple of compliments on it. Those expressions kinda remind of of Harry Partridge's faces, and I mean that in the best of ways. So expressive! anyway, like I said, love the work and I hope you have/have had a good crimbus!
When I was 2, I was so into VHS tapes of Blues Clues episodes that I ate the outside box holding the tapes. I know they meant drugs, but it’s still funny to recall eating paper and cardboard at a very young age. I also witnessed one of my friends nearly getting arrested when they were driving me home from a convention. They were going 90 and had LED lights on inside the car to make people think they were a cop speeding to catch someone. I’m still shocked the officer who pulled the car over didn’t punish her.
Merry Christmas everyone I hope you have a great day and a happy new year! I appreciate you guys coming by and watching me and my friends drawing silly pictures.
You two rubbery Ross
Have a merry Christ mr Ross of rubber
merry christmas dude :D
Wishing you a good Christmas and a Happy New Year
Merry Christmas to you too, thanks for all the laughs this year, looking forward to what's next. 🥂
I never had sex in a car, but I did once walk past a vehicle in which such actions were taking place. Under normal circumstances I would have passed by without incident, but as I was fairly intoxicated, I instead began cheering them in from outside the car. The noises and movement stopped and I turned and got the hell out of there. The best part? This was a few days before Halloween and I was heading home from a friend's party, so if the couple checked out the window after my applause, they would only have seen Super fuckin' Mario walking away from them
"Let's a go!"
"Wahoo!"
“Here we go”
"So long-eh Bowser!"
" oh ahgagagagagaga"
I learned that animators don’t go outside quite enough and that they’re not that exiting. It’s really amazing how they make content, great job.
did.. you mean *exciting...? /genq /nm
i'm choosing to believe your misspelling of "exciting" is a joke or pun about not "exiting" their houses that often
i am VERY exciting, thank you.
They’re not exciting, that’s why they draw and animate the excitement, obviously
Except Buffpup, who does a concerning amount of unusual thing
altrive is a man of many talents
like flappy bird
he's just so wholesome
Such as tax fraud
@@useredname2495 as well as troll face drawing and pc building
he's a man of many antiperspirants
One christmas my dad got what could only be described as an "inscrutable buddhist plasma lamp thing" from his brother; and since it didn't seem like anything my dad would want or my uncle would buy, we were pretty sure that it had already been regifted at least once. We got it out and turned it on once just to experience its glory, and then put it back in the box until next christmas when my dad gifted it back to my uncle. So it wasn't so much a re-gifting as a de-gifting that happened.
lmao
well buffs art tag is gonna be ✨️colourful✨️ for a bit
What do ya mean?
I don’t know what you mean
Agreed I'll Be Honest
Not gonna lie, until Buffpup told that story, I completely misinterpreted her prompt. Guess I should draw a halo above my head 😇
Yeah, I thought she meant hitting a car and the police saw. Didn't even think of the other definition of bang
i heard that story and at first i was like, oh alr they were just in the car, but she GOT OUT NAKED?? LITERALLY CRYNH LOL
i thought they were doing it and a cop pulled over and was like "stop pls"
I thought it meant banging as in knocking aggressively on someone elses car and then the cops showed up
had the same moment with "eaten an edible". I thought "unless you starved as an infant.... yeah? We all eat, what is this prompt" Than the answers came in. I myself would have drawn me with a plate of spaghetti. Guess my halo is big.
I just love Buff's "I literally have to get it out right now" at the end xD
Everyday I mutter to myself "the allosexuals are not ok" and every day I'm proven correct
@@sena_ink allosexuals? What's that?
@@bonogiamboni4830 I've the same questions.
@@bonogiamboni4830 I don't know if you looked it up, but an "allosexual" is just a person who feels any sort of sexual attraction, be it gay, or straight, or anywhere between.
I love how open & honest Buff is!
she is wild
Honestly, that is just what you would expect someone that wreaks havoc for fun would do. Doesn't matter if she does it for fun, or not, but undeniably, she does wreak havoc.
Gluten free lap dance? Do they just not have buns?
The buns are gluten free 😂
It’s ALLLLLL meat baby 😂
No glutes allowed :(
Absolutely no cake
Maybe it means that the girls don't have yeast infections.
The spider one is so relatable, I was once sleeping peacefully and then noticed my leg itched, so i looked and it was a spider as big as a baseball and i started screaming
Edit: I see people have had major relations to my comment, and let me say this; may the spiders (also bats, ya poor soul...) forever have mercy on us as we further praise them on and offer food so we don't die
oh really now?
@@campbellthesmug If i could post pictures of it on youtube, i'd show you
I was taking the recycling out and a big spider the same color as one of those cardboard coffee holders pops up and crawls on me I forever since am cautious
My only story is I never saw the spider but it bit me in the leg and I can confirm you can feel a spider bite occurring mid-dream. My brain translated it to having a wolf ripping my leg off. Funny funny stuff
Spider bites do have the two little vampire dots from where they bite with their big stupid thumb mouths
i was about to go to sleep and for some reason i decided to check my pillow and found a massive spider inside the pillow case.
As an Australian, I can confirm the horror of sharing a bed with a huntsman. You have my sympathies.
My god that last story! I... Legit have no words for that.
Anyway happy holidays everyone! And I hope stuff gets better for you Ross, with the whole Qantas thing.
What’s Qantas?
@@echidnanation8239 QANTAS NUTS!
@@AlinaAniretake You mean qandas???
@EchidnaNation Queensland and Northern Territories Air Service. It's the main Australian airline.
@@Stevonicus, thx
Buffpup’s “I’m so sorry we just have to fuck right now” story is kind of everything 😂🤣
10:00 Giwi's drawing just makes me think of Helluva boss (pilot?) where Blitzo says the same thing.
Also the double take with both Giwi and Ross not knowing what or if they have insurance has now prompted me to look into the existence of my own.
Oh my god yes.
Giwi pretty much said a Helluva Boss line and I love her for it. Also nearly getting arrested was fun. I’m glad they decided not to press charges!
There are so many funny stories in this one. 👏
Hope your vacation is going well, even with the flight bs.
🎄 💚 ❤️
I’ve got a fun “killed a bug” story, because I killed a fly with a SWORD.
100% true but way less impressive than you think.
Because the crux of the story revolves around the fly being stationary on the wall at the time, and I swatted it with the flat of the blade. :P
Crucible kill!
The second Never Have I Ever video and the questions are already getting bizarre
society is q u I r k y
Buffpup has some stories to tell, holy...
Buffpup is a national treasure.
This shit is top tier as usual Ross. Gartic Phone better pay you like an exec for what you bring to the table advertisement-wise.
I bet everyone wanted this video. At least I did.
I did
Yep
I wanted it so bad, I saw it live
You are not alone
I want
Ok but the sheer number of times I’ve driven past the “Gluten Free Lapdances” place is insane. I’m pretty sure it’s part of the vegan bar next door, which adds Such Energy lmao
That last one tho 😳
Goofy ahh 💀
I almost knew there would be another one of these soon, and I was not disappointed
"160 grams will kill a man"
Ted, who ate 400: Close
Ted is more than a man though
@@art-cs6us your damn right...
He's the milk man
@@Abraxas1212 strong bones also means extra resistance to drugs it seems
The cop thought we were smoking bc the windows fogged up… when he realized what was actually going on, he gave a wink and said “you two keep having a fun night now, just go somewhere else” … high school Homecoming was an eventful night
Buffpup and Giwi are now my favorites based off their answers
8:15 a green blue screen actually means you're on a windows insider build usually.
The Buffpup Car incident is hilarious 😂
“A 160 mg Donkey Kong edible could kill somebody”
That guy who accidentally ate a 400 mg nerds rope edible 💀
TED NIVISON
@@jax_the_1st678 YES HIM THANK YOU
I was arrested, and even better it was during school. 9 hours in a holding cell later they brought me to court, which ironically was attached to a church through an under ground "prison" that I spent an additional 4 HOURS in.
that'll teach you
I actually love these! Keep up the good work!!
I love Ross' response to banging in a car. this goodest boy instead bored his girlfriend with Pokémon strats.
Lmao, I love the rushing to end the video after what buffpup talked about. Ross seemed so flustered XD
1:41 i live in south texas, i woke up twice in one night to some weird shooting, fiery pains in my leg with no discernible origin.
next day i look at the bites and my partner thought it might've been ants. later that same day we find out it'd been bark scorpion that was hiding in our covers.
and yeah, we killed it.
11:05 I was dying laughing from the drawing
5:53 getting shocked with one of those felt like i was getting kicked in the back
The electric swatter is fun and all, but it's much more satisfying to shoot them down with a 1W handheld laser. It pretty much instantly vaporizes their wings.
Keep bringing Altrive to these. It adds a whole new layer to it
I'm apparently very angel, because when I read edibles I was like, "Aren't all foods edible, guess I'm bad. Wait, how would the asker be alive!?"
Keep up the nhie series! So fun to watch
This is why I'm so glad my mum chose New Zealand over Australia...
How can ANYONE be ok living in a world of "oh yeah, and this morning a giant huntsman spider the size of my head was in my bed"
LIKE HOW TF DID IT GET IN?!?!?
The front door
the gap under the door or airvents
They're chill though, they eat a lot of the annoying bugs that also get in lol
is it much better to wake up to sheep badgering you for sex at night?
9:22 I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS EXACT STRIP CLUB WHEN THIS QUESTION CAME UP IT’S REAL AND IT’S HAD THAT SIGN FOR YEARS
If I ever got the chance to play with you guys, and this was the topic of the video, I'd either have the craziest story or no stories, because I don't do anything with my life.
Me and my friends got visitrd by policemen once because we went on a train bridge. When we saw it was illegal, we got down, but they still came by to be sure no one was up there. We didn't get arrested, taken away, a fee or anything, we just got a warning and an explanation on why it's illegal.
This was so much fun to watch! All of you guys are awesome artists and as an artist the temptation wanting to be part of something like this is high.
I'm Australian and I remember my friends having a huntsman the size of his dads head and I imagined that when waking up and im not scaried of spiders but that thought is horrifying
The "shiny blue screen" got me lol. Imagine if it was actually 1/4096 chance to get a different colored screen
7:12 It was originally in a Garfield Comic with those exact words
Damn, Altrive can actually draw pretty solid!
Buffpup story is just like an episode of Drake and Josh. Not the ending story.
These are the things that make me giggle at 3 AM in the morning when I know the demons are out!
The insurance one, I’m helluva boss fan and my rain just went wodkjdismejs “THE FUCK IS INSURANCE”-blitzø
I’m literally leaving next week to study abroad in Australia. I don’t know how I’m going to sleep after hearing that huntsman story 🥲
1:45 one time I got out of the shower, put on my towel and then i feel something gripping me. I look down at my chest and a huntsman spider was just chilling there and I had to flick it off of me. The Australia experience.
My reaction to buff almost getting laid was "too much information, I didn't quite get that" ye I will never have maidens 😭
As soon as I saw the last prompt, my first thought was: "That's oddly specific."
Then she told the story, and I realized why; lmao!
But, let's see...I have killed bugs (I sometimes have allergic reactions to mosquito bites, so they're on the KOS list...and clothing moths are really annoying), but I think that's it for me and that list.
I matched the description of a wanted man once. Was wearing the same colours, got questioned and told to remove my jacket to prevent further confusion. I put it back on when I got to the train station, causing a police helicopter to fly super low to get a look at me. Best morning ever.
OH WHAT A TREAT ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!! EVEN THO I WATCHED IT LIVE I GET TO WATCH IT AGAIN!! I get to have the food and take it away!!!
Never have i ever: been caught wackin it: i never did that. but what do you mean by wacking it BTW?? - killed a bug: i dont remember. i also think i have arachnophobia but i tried to face my fears by trying to kill a spider in my room. if i see a spider normally i will run out in fear. - received someone elses food and taken it anyway: i dont remember this happening but if i dont have enough money for a food i really wanted and another person ordered it, if i got it instead on accident, my evil mind might make me take it. LOL i mean the waitress gave it to me. i guess it's mine now! - built a pc all by myself like a nerd: no. - been kicked out of a strip club: i never been to one, and i'm never going to one. - committed incurrence fraud: i'm 13. - eaten an edible: i eat tootsie pop lollipops. dose that count? - regifted a present: i dont remember if i did or not. - been arrested: no. i'm going to try obeying the law! - banged in a car on the side of the road then cops showed up: i dont have a car or a boyfriend. [i'm Stright BTW]
I once had a purple blue-screen. apparently that's what happens when your bios divorces itself of your motherboard. I didn't know that was a thing until it happened and had to get someone to come out and help me retattoo the bios to the motherboard. What does that involve? punching in a really long string of numbers in to reassociate the two. I ended up doing it myself cause the IT guy that was sent out to do it kept hitting the wrong keys and typed like a 90 year old. To this day, I have never met another person who knew purple screens even existed.
These are always hilarious
8:17 OH THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAST COMPUTER
so happy to get another one of these videos!
My favorite part was when altrive made the antiperspirant joke
“Woah buff you got one of those zappy ones” made me realize how privileged I am.
5:39 I WANT THIS DRAWING ON A SHIRT! Also, there is no feeling more satisfying than killing a bug. 11:44 I HAD PERMISSION FROM THE PERSON WHO GAVE IT TO ME! 13:01 That’s awful.
meanwhile at the gluten free lapdance building
man: yeah can i get uuuuuuh, *Boneless stripper* and uuuuh two liter a coke
8:40 timestamp
Altrive building everyone computers is oddly wholesome, what a cool guy
I tried edibles but fell asleep before they kicked in and basically had the most surreal dream in my life
I was very close to getting arrested by federal agents during the 2016 Republican National Convention. I was walking to a subway station from a summer job when I accidentally walked into a press conference an absolute Karen of a woman then demanded that two federal agents arrest me. I insisted that I just got lost because it was on a street I had been using to walk to the subway station for over a week. Luckily for me both of the agents were cool gave me another route to the station. I considered calling that woman a b**ch when I left but I didn’t because I was sure I would get arrested for disorderly conduct if I did.
those electric bug zappers are modern day torture devices, it catches the bug and straight up roasts it it smells like burnt fly afterwards
9:12 I instantly started thinking of the John Mulaney skit.
8:05 Wait just a minute...
$1000 PARTS???
Geez man! My whole computer cost me $1000.
And it's a pretty solid computer!
LETS GOOOOO!!!! Finally another one of these is out!
When I find bugs I like saying “this one’s name is Carl :))))” and then stomping on it because everyone nearby immediately takes psychic damage
A huntsman spider... That would traumatise me for life 😰
Never have I ever killed a bug:
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." (Robert Oppenheimer)
I have been convicted of 21 accounts of vehicular manslaughter
You silly billy
9:20 It checks out! I just looked it up, and it's almost exactly what he drew! Next time I got to Portland, I'mma ask about it.
For those paranoid about breaking their parts through Static Electricity:
There's a trick you can do to ground yourself with the power supply.
I tried that trick but my computer ended up breaking anyway 🙃
We can't all be winners.
My aunt once got me a nail kit thing for 5 year olds, despite the fact that I was 14. I regifted it to my best friend's little sister.
Was 10:02 ("What the fuck is insurance?") a reference to the Helluva Boss pilot?
The fact that buffpup got arrested to “learn a lesson” from their own mom is just cruel
This is why artists scare normies
*theyve done things*
2:28 ....given food and take it back?
If yes... that's so mean 😂😭
Y'know, Giwi's right. Why DO they call it an oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
7:24 fun fact. These aren’t actually called pcs. But are called towers. PCs refer to the actual programs like windows n stuff. Which means apple macs and pcs are 2 different things. There are towers that work for Mac *and* pc. I found out about this when talking to my mom at 12 am about storage issues.
Bro, just started playing Gartic phone with my family, and dawg that shit funny asfff 😂
Love the video. I watched the vod where you did the thumbnail, but since I wasn't watching live I couldn't give my couple of compliments on it.
Those expressions kinda remind of of Harry Partridge's faces, and I mean that in the best of ways. So expressive!
anyway, like I said, love the work and I hope you have/have had a good crimbus!
Trust Dash to try and get the group to out themselves as criminals.
Thanks for the video before Christmas! Happy Holidays, Ross!
2nd hand embarrassment when people kept interrupting Candii
10:52
My brain creates crack and injects it into my veins automatically.
Love you Ross thanks for the content
Australians don’t have spiders, they have headcrabs.
I laughed that enough Donkey Kong drugs can be more lethal than a perc 30
When I was 2, I was so into VHS tapes of Blues Clues episodes that I ate the outside box holding the tapes. I know they meant drugs, but it’s still funny to recall eating paper and cardboard at a very young age.
I also witnessed one of my friends nearly getting arrested when they were driving me home from a convention. They were going 90 and had LED lights on inside the car to make people think they were a cop speeding to catch someone. I’m still shocked the officer who pulled the car over didn’t punish her.
"The fuck is insurance?"
*Helluva boss fandom arises from the pits of hell*