10 Types of MPs In The Army!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ค. 2024
- In this video we're covering the types of MPs in the Army! We have some Military Police experience, so we've gathered the top 10 most common Soldiers you'll find as MPs.
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Just want to say thank you to the Military Police.
Back on 15 Sep 1995 I was leaving Ft. Irwin California. I was serving with cobra Team Operations Group. I was an Infantry Platoon Trainer. Half way thru rotation I was taken out to go for the birth of my daughter in Midland, TX. My late wife and I had tried for 18 1/2 years to have children along with two failed direct adoptions. At about 0115 hrs on the 15th of Sep we were headed out of Fr Irwin. I had been up for about 36 hours during the rotation before signing out on leave. On the way out of Fr Irwin we were stopped on out way out of Ft Irwin for speeding. After the stop the MP asked what was our hurry. I explained about our notice of our daughters birth in Midland TX, and a quick explination of what I have explained above. The Mp's congratulated us and let me know to make sure and be careful on our trip and make sure my wife drove since she had had more sleep than I. I will never forget them and have always kept them in my prayers. My Wife has since passed after 35 years. But my daughter is in her last semester of college and reminder me of her every day.
This was beautiful to read 👌🏾
damn sir. God bless you and your family. - Another Proud Texan Veteran
Damn sorry to hear that. Thank you for your service sir. I also live in Midland, Tx and that is a long drive. Congratulations on your daughter
Bless you and your family ❤️🇺🇸
I love this man
One of my drill sergeants told us that as MP's we were the biggest, best armed gang in the world.
So did my son, MP Afghanistan & SKorea.
I cant remember the amount of times we’ve been told to jump people when someone’s bein stupid
Clearly you’ve never seen an infantry platoon lol
@CodingCrusader1095
Don't forget all the attack aircraft, tanks and artillery that were only a radio call away.
That's what my drill sergeant said about infantry
When I was active duty in Germany back in the 90s, I always made sure to invite an mp or two whenever I threw a party in the barracks. seemed like a decent insurance policy against getting into trouble. never had any problems with MPs when I did that either.
Benton King That's actually really smart.
better remember that
Especially, if you get them drunk or at least a picture of them with a beer in hand. Then when they pull you over, you have proof. LOL
My uncle was also deployed to germany in the 90s
I was with the 11th ACR as an MP 1991-94. We had a lot of Cav buddies. I’m sure it helped them out. Not just with us. But also with the Polizei. Kept them from a lot of trouble. Good memories. #Workhorse #Allons
Lmao "engineers start talking shit" that's what we do best
Building a -sentry- machine
How did I get likes
Not as much as fisters
Essayons!
Lol
"Private, I need you to hop back in that patrol car and write me a ticket, I need proof this shit happened!"
Too funny. Keep up the great work CV!
The highest rank I gave a ticket to?…. O-6 BC. Speeding.
It's not theft; it's a reallocation of government property.
Lol
Strategic
Transfer of
Equipment to
Alternate
Location
The STEAL program is a time-honored Army tradition.
Nah tactically acquiring items xD
Tactically acquiring
Or Larceny of Government Property
I need u to write me a ticket so I have proof I got pulled over lmfao
1pyroace1 *This shit happened
Same here. I just want to pull him over one time if he came to my base. Just so he could do a video.
I rolled through a stop sign on my way to our APFT, thank God when he pulled me over I was literally parking right next to my 1SG. My 1SG thought the MP was coming for him at first LOL.
Bro... my very first drinking buddy in Germany we met at the Airport in St. Louis before flying into Germany. We got to Kaiserslautern and we both caught a cab we were top battles from then on we went and got a prepaid German phone and when she went out we went out when I went out she went out ... we got stationed across the street from eachother (I was unfortunately stationed on R.O.B. and she was on Vogelweh some brand new E-fuzzy pulled me over and didn't even know what he was doing... here is the conversation...
Dumbass- Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: Because you're an idiot? First off I am a CPL and second off I was doing under the speed limit I just turned 20 feet ago.
DA: I clocked you at a speed of 35 Clicks in a 25 Click zone.
Me: Well that means you can't pull me over because that is 10 "KILOMETERS" an hour over and that means it is 6 Miles and hour over your radars aren't accurate enough to pull me over"
DA: I'm not going to rebutt this on the side of the road you can do that in court"
Me: Hold on a sec.
(I call said drinking buddy)
She said take the ticket and call me in the morning. Guy wrote me a ticket.
Next day call drinking buddy and she talked to her cheif and handed him the phone he asked "Were you speeding?" I said "I wouldn't speed on post cheif" he said there is no record of a ticket in your name CPL. This bitch ass SSG tried so hard to get me in trouble it was hilarious... He told me to take care of the ticket that they had to report I told him I contacted them and I didn't have a ticket me made me go over and "pay" the non existent ticket then argued with the chief that I needed to take care of the non existent ticket...I think I'm going to start making videos about this shit...
My response: have a good day Sgt 😊
"Don't confuse your rank with my authority".........I used that line quite a few times as a young 95-Bravo MP at Ft.Bragg many moons ago. I also remember being told to remove my head cover while indoors at certain units, even though I was on duty and carrying a sidearm. Needless to say, we quickly set those NCO's straight about a lower enlisted on-duty MP's uniform.
some of those new joes would take their cover off like a bitch
XArmyMP : Not me.....lol. I had that Airborne MP swagger, even as an E-1 and E-2 Private.
J High I wish I was airborne. my grandpa was in 'Nam. he got kicked out for knocking his LT out for getting lippy with him. he was a 2 time state champ in high school
J High
I was in 65th from '02/07....I barely did road work,mostly green cycle,lots of new soldiers after the deployment to Afghanistan,we left for Iraq in Mar'03 and came back Feb'04 and did it again in Feb '05 to Feb'06,also,I only got 24 jumps in 5 years,lots of training but I wasn't chasing jumps either.
"I need u to get back in ur car n give me a ticket. I need proof this shit happened." lmfao
Do 10 types of medics in the Army!
DDDDDRIPPPP46 nice to see you here
1: E4 Mafia Drip 46
2: The rest
same here!
Archie just did it
Hey drip
you forgot the one MP who pulls you over just to see what he can bust you for or because he was bored and wants to talk
Meeee
I was 95B, and yes I admit that I pulled over a car or two, at night to stay awake. I did not write a ticket, unless deserved (DUI). Some had no insurance, so I gave them a warning.
Bar fights, were another issue, and had to be dealt with with force, and arrest.
We saw heavy action in Vietnam, and I am 100% P&T. I do have a sense of humor and I really enjoyed the video.
Dude you killed it😂😂😂😂
STEAL stands for Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations.
So that mp is just transferring equipment to another location.
10 types of warrant officers....if you can find them that is
two types Non-aviation walking warrants who drink coffee and eat donuts as TOC roaches and Aviation Warrants who beat up on the WO1 straight out of flight school while they all throw extra sets of keys and hats on their desks to make you think they're at work while OFO.
There's a third type- the guardian angel warrant, the one you never see but who repeatedly pulls everyone's ass out the fire by suddenly appearing with the right paperwork at the exact right moment- only to vanish as quickly as he arrived.
See if you can find the mystical CW5.
My base had two Security forces airmen crash into a C-5 in the middle of the night. Their excuse was "we both fell asleep", they were a guy and girl lol!
They were probably banging in the front seat and accidentally put the shifter into neutral and rolled into the aircraft...Just sayin
Holy f&ck, how in the hell do you crash into a C5???? Damn i would of loved to have been a fly on that wall when they were being drilled lol.
Same here, except it was a C130. The SF guy fell asleep while patrolling the flight line.
Top 10 things you can do to get forever tagged as a blue falcon.
"Go out to have a drink. engineers start talking shit." We are the engineers!
I was none of those. I was actually fairly respected by other MOS's. I wasn't a dick.
kyle reilly You were MP legendary. The MP we see once in our life!
amy advice you can give me? im a brand new private E-1 MP straight outta FLW
@@xtrydelta7596don’t forget where you came from. Make sure you know both the “road” mission and the field mission. Remember “letter of the law” vs “spirit of the law.” The times where I was harder on people was when they were DUI. But I also put several crosses out on Ft Irwin Rd. The 40 mile stretch from Irwin to Barstow.
As a 29 year MP both commissioned and Enlisted... Loved it! Nice work
I have started laughing since the beginning! You forgot MP#11, the ticket warrior. This is when we engage in what we like to call "ticket wars." We'd see who could write the most amount of tickets by the end of shift 😂! #goodtimes
Gosh I was that guy. Nobody wrote More tickets than I did.
You two are douchebags then...I was an MP, never felt any need to write tickets unless someone truly deserved it and was a douchebag, kinda like you...
We had one Sgt that, if he pulled you over for ANYTHING, you were guaranteed to get a ticket.
As an MP, all of this is so 👍!
I remember when my unit was reclassed as an MP unit. The best thing to ever happen to me in my Army career.
This is one of my favorite channels on TH-cam keep up the good work
great video and right on the money being a MP vet myself you got to do more MP please brother MP's Lead The Way All The Way !!!!
You guys are on of top favorites 🔥🔥🔥
I love the 10 Types lists. So frikkin funny!
WOOT I was #3, 5 and yes I am proud of it, all of you 11 series need to get your drivers licenses fixed too. At least a third of my "stop sign" stops resulted in suspended licenses and on 3 or 4 different occasions extra ammo or weapons in a POV! FIX YOURSELVES, and get a haircut.
Lol!!
Few question
1. Would you more likely give out a warning if the person u stopped was nice and cooperative?
2. Do you guys typically get a lot of hate for being MP?
3. Is being a MP make you look good when you apply for civilian police academy?
1. Would you more likely give out a warning if the person u stopped was nice and cooperative? I had usually made up my mind if the person was getting a ticket before I got out of the car. If the violation was something that was a immediate danger to others (running a light/sign with others around, more the 15 mph over the speed limit, parked in a handicapped spot) all of those were guaranteed tickets. If I pulled you over at 2 am for a illegal lane change or rolling through a stop sign, I was looking to see if you were drunk; if you weren't there was a good chance I was going to let you go, unless you were a jerk in which case your vehicle might get searched and all of the stuff left on the side of the road for you to put back, at 2am.
2. Do you guys typically get a lot of hate for being MP? Not usually and if they did I didn't care chances are they met me because they messed up.
3. Is being a MP make you look good when you apply for civilian police academy? Depends on the department. In NY they don't care you have to take a test to become a police officer.
+Tien Le hell no. Regular cops hate MP because they feel like they know everything especially NCOs and different lingo. My buddy told me all this he's a cop in Miami
Christian that is a pretty big blanket you are throwing over all MP's, police officers and police departments. I know many MP's that have transitioned over to civilian PD's. 2 of them went on to be chief of police at their departments and one looks like he is about to be elected Sheriff of his county. Does being a MP guarantee you a job in a civilian PD? No. Does it give you some valuable experience? Maybe, depends on where you get stationed. You could end up as a tower rat guarding "special weapons" or you could end up on a large base like Ft Hood where you are about the same as a mid size town police officer, or you could end up as a division MP and see very little road duty and end up being a mobile grunt and never see law enforcement duties.
I went from 11B to MP and I approve this message.
Why the change of MOS? Im interested in both of these but having trouble deciding
@@angelc.8925 3 years old post lol.
Infantry beats your body to death and gives you zero usable skills when you get out.
Being an MP wasn't the best job, but in my opinion was better that being a grunt.
Andrew, you're healing America with sarcasm. God bless you.
"thanks for watching and as always.."
oh God no, he's going to say 'don't forget to leave a like and subscribe' isn't he
"you stay free America"
Likes and subs
You forgot mr I don't fucking care mp
Gave a SSG a warning at Hood, right before PT... He wasn't mad.
Loving this MP videos xD
I am the tenth MP, don't speed on my roads!
yup lol
BlackSmithWolves got a contract for mp. How was it? Did you like it?
MP Picasso killed me, excellent video
You gotta do 10 more types of MP's, solid as a rock! lol
What? You mean to tell me you got the new ACU finally? Damn son, looking fresh!
good stuff Drew
Ooh! Ooh! Do 10 Types of Combat Engineers next, plz!
Your videos are are hilarious
I listen to them while I am at work
I really liked your whats it like to be married in the military, so true what you said. Keep those videos and yes I bought from you 😎
do 10 types if infantryman
dumb-dumbest
+Zachary Jones lol such a POG response
Reaper Kezia fair enough
+Zachary Jones I mean.. To each their own. I joined the infantry because I wanted to do something that I couldn't do in the civilian world. A lot of guys I served with felt the same way & a lot of us have college degrees.
I don't get why someone would want to join the Army & do some regular ass job.
+Reaper Kezia when I enlisted I thought I was gonna get an awesome Intel job but then I didn't get one and I realized most of these jobs suck ass and don't mean shit so I chose the infantry and best decision I made
every time i watch these it always make me crack up
Please do 10 types of Combat Engineers.
bro.. yes i was an MP.. love your vid's!! So true!! lol
I love this !!
the whoosh sounds! for every hand movement 😂😂. this video is awsome. hahab
This guy smiles to damn much. As well as the insane swooshing gestures.
your finnaly being active on youtube lol.... Like uploading every week
Funny how you specifically mention the Engineers...lol...I was a Combat Engineer and the rivalry was unreal.
awesome video. Shore patrol in the Navy was a little more gracious lol.
I was a PT MP, use to love making motherfuckers late for morning formation lol
Huge fan
Nailed it. Retired 95/31B here: #5, but loved to catch #4 more than I liked making you late for PT.
Type of CIDs undercover, please!
This guy is great
I'm definitely on the side of MP too tired. Back in high school I used to need an absolute minimum of 16 hours of sleep a day.
(I even learned to sleep while running)
How, I need to learn this ability.
How do you sleep while running?
this is some good shit, now you need to do my boys 13B.
Your stuff used to be this good
lol, MP humors, nice one! Yup, MPs the Fighting Cops! I was one of these fuzzes!
Well done. Gave me flash backs.\but the good kind. haha
These videos are the highlight of my day!! Keep'em rollin out!!I totally love this dude!
Thank you to all MP’s
You should do 10 types of chefs or pilots in the army
So very true! That’s what makes it funny
This takes me back when I was with the MPs
I love his videos
It'd be great if you did a video for 25 series!
Works well with Air Force Security Forces
good stuff man. not sure if itll work or if you have knocked it out. 10 different types of LTs or well anyone in HQ
He did officers but to specify 2nd Lts would be a good one.
There is only one type of Lt., Dumb...a Lt. is worth much until he's a O3...haha
West Point Lt are the worst
haha this was great!
post more of these
yah, engineers and MPs seem to have special animosity.
I'd say this list is about 75% accurate lol. If you saw our DA6's you'd understand why we sleep alot
Love your videos bro, keep them coming
as an prior AF Security Forces member most of these are the same for us
"Private, I need a ticket to have proof this shit happen" shit, got me💀💀😂
I drove below the speed limit 5 minutes before PT at Hood. That SSG was pissed 😆!
Oh by the way I was an MP...
securer and relocate love it.
Does anyone remember the O.J.T. MP? The guy who used to be a cook or a mechanic or even field artillery? He decides he wants to switch his MOS and comes to your unit as an E4 or E5. He rides around on patrol and goes to the field even though he has no idea what he's supposed to do. A few correspondence courses and voila, he's a 95-Bravo MP. I'm definitely showing my age now since MP's are now 31-Alphas and go to Ft. Leonard Wood instead of Ft. McClellan like us guys from the 70's, 80's, and 90's did.
Can you make more listening to rock with a veteran
Thank u for serving my country
When I worked at the Spa in San Diego. I saw MP patrol car with a funny license plate frame that said. Too close for missiles, switching to guns. Lol
Fighting Engineers, love it! Essayons!
Can't spell WIMP without MP. My favorite cadence.
are there 10 kinds of combat medics? i'd love to see tour take on it!
"The stars align as a fuckin Purge occurs"
hahaha holy shit, I'm dead xD
do top 10 types of tankers
I'd love to see 10 types of combat engineers
You should do " 10 Types of Warrant Officers"
One thing I learned from being an mp is that we are never in a rush.
the terms are so different in different branches. I joined the navy June 27 and basic for me is December 6th. I've been learning all the terms for the navy and seeing these videos shows me it's so different lol. like we don't have mos we have rates which are just letters not like 11 bravo, but like mine is IT
and there were the two MP's at Ft. Wayne /Detroit in 1969 who beat the shit out of me
Yeah…. We “had” one who used the “Don’t confuse your rank with my authority.” I believe he used it on a field grade officer. And I think number 10 applied to me. Whenever I worked at Ft Irwin, people used to ask me how many people died tonight.
Im hoping to enlist soon, just took my asvab, i wanted to do MP. any tips that could be helpful?
My grandpa was an MP in the Marines. I bet he was MP Picasso b/c dad says grandpa was a naturally talented artist.
you should do 10 types of warrants in the army
MP here from back in the day (91-98, Myer, Vicenza, Carson (both 59th and 984th)), #9 is sooooooooo true! Some of these are new but times change and some MP designations are created, but at least half of these are true....especially #9.
I also had a time at Hood where I saw an incident show up on my CAD. Just put myself at the Sportmans center like a shitbag. Dispatch was like "Okay"!?
I saw an MP driving through the red light.
Love that hat don't ye lad 😂
When the engineers start talking shit, yeah we're good at that.