>gets sniped >should be dead by now >a few minutes later still there in the same position >he starts moving >holy shit he's not dead. >moving towards me >i immediately die a few seconds later
@@El_Mierda_De_Gato>witness the entire fight >think “oh fuck he’s coming for me now isnt he?” >he starts to walk towards me >RAOCKET LAUNCHER. >he stays still untouched for a few seconds >he dies >im safe
>*lunges at a guy with the linked sword, surely he dies* >*Still standing for few minutes then starts walking without any animations and jumping* > *I got scared and saw my hp drain quicky* >*Lucky his body discombobulated and dies lol*
the old swords hitbox are rigged and deal unholy damage from hitting a player thus instakilling someone nearly everytime. surviving the 2009+ swords are rare
@@patricianelson4087 the hacker was popping in and out of walls to shoot the guards, I just ended up getting lucky and oneshotted him with a shotgun when he came through a wall.
Phase 2 : Enigmatic Ping (50000-100000) Quick note, One time i had 25000 ping but still didn’t get disconnected Another quick note, Recently i jus thad 500K ping and didn’t crash
@@winter5337 I literally got 1 million ping in tbbf and the game still worked, just felt like it was 0.0001 frames per second except the frames are in-game ticks
@@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVN WEAK. WEAK , WEAK WEAK! I GOT FUCKING 5 MILLION PING AND HAD TO WAIT A WHILE TO EVEN PROCCESS A SINGLE FRAME, A FUCKING ENTIRE ROUND IN THE GAME, FOR A SINGLE FRAME!
"Rememeborg sunz, dyeing iz cring!1!!!!" "Yes, father." "On days like these, players like you, should be ######## in #####." "...###### in #####." "......YOU GET WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY!" *song epikally kicks in fr fr*
POV:You fell off at the edge of the map on the fighting game with someone chasing you and having 50/1800 HP left but anti-cheat somehow saves you by teleporting you at the edge of the map again and gave all your health back 💀
When you are doing RP with a person, and you kill them in the worst way possible, but through a fucking miracle they mysteriously manage to come out alive (own experience)
Telamonz3:Hah! I hit you with my one shot crusader! Shedxt: Y__ _ANN__ H__ WH__ Y__ CAN__ SE_! Telamonz3: What? *Shedxt dodges the attacks with his 8600 ping and 7 fps*
i desperately need "KATAMARI but it sounds like it's straight out of an old 2009's roblox song" but that would be too much suffering over you, wouldnt it?
@@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVN and the ult will pull out the random ass "Patience is key to finding the patterns Bravery keeps you standing strong Integrity helps you to be honest Perseverance moves you along Kindness will show the good that you can be Justice will tell you what is right Determination, the power within Will help us all win this one fight" undertale finale moment
"Let me ask you something guest..." The Noob spoke. "You really think I'm dying here?" *You feel the server begin to break and lag, as players left and right get kicked. "I may be a noob, but I'm not a slacker" The Noob continued. "And today, I'm finally, giving you Enigmatic amount of ping"
The guy that you trolled by clicking the button on top of the tower, making the bridge to the rocket collapse in Launch Lands (Natural Disasters map) and somehow survives that fall:
i love how like 90% of the comments are just some variation on "remember son, dying is gay..."
Mad props tho, this song slams.
"remember son, dying is gay..." best phrase for idiots
fr
remember robloxian losing equals ban.
ikr
“Remember son, you can’t leave the tycoon until you rebirth.”
yes, ######
LOL
you cant leave 2 player among tycoon!?
Simulater..... not tycoon.
@@spongabobert tyson*
when the guy you struck down with your sword has the worst ping known to man:
>gets sniped
>should be dead by now
>a few minutes later still there in the same position
>he starts moving
>holy shit he's not dead.
>moving towards me
>i immediately die a few seconds later
@@El_Mierda_De_Gato>witness the entire fight
>think “oh fuck he’s coming for me now isnt he?”
>he starts to walk towards me
>RAOCKET LAUNCHER.
>he stays still untouched for a few seconds
>he dies
>im safe
@@DaLameRodent > *or did he?*
> *are you really safe?*
>*lunges at a guy with the linked sword, surely he dies*
>*Still standing for few minutes then starts walking without any animations and jumping*
> *I got scared and saw my hp drain quicky*
>*Lucky his body discombobulated and dies lol*
@@sterusgg228 > this music starts playing
“I hit you with an instakill!”
My laggy ass:
me levitating and teleporting because of my 3 fps:
This is literally me after somebody swings their sword at me and i somehow survive the first hit
the old swords hitbox are rigged and deal unholy damage from hitting a player
thus instakilling someone nearly everytime.
surviving the 2009+ swords are rare
Linked Sword is the name btw
I survived a death counter in tsb cause of lag 💀 💀 ☠
“Remember son… oofing is noob”
“Yes, father”
**Starts to pull out A sword a rocket launcher and 4 more items**
:forcefield me
@@U53RDV.Offical :fly
:loopkill all@@anthony-mn2pv
"Yes, builderman*"
Remember son, ##### is ###.
yes,#####
Lol
"Remember son,dying is gay"
and then he gets banned for saying the word gay
underrated comment
@@sirawitchanmueng542 no way it was gonna be censores on tags 😐
My ass on brickbattle after seeing a man with the worst ping known to god slowly float away in pieces (he's still alive)
And its funny how they just stay away from you when you try to approach them
**AN ENIGMATIC ENCOUNTER INTENSIFIES**
me who’s had 38 million ping: 😊
“You feel your poor financial decisions crawling on your back”
Underrated ahh comment 😭😭
YOO
THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm ded 💀
@@adiamondsword8392 why this
translate to SHALL 😭
Pov: You killed someone and they said "Alright."
way more better than "bet"
i like "ok" in tsbg
Way to give a bfs player ptsd
me asf
@@AradhanaSingh-jn4oy my try hard ass with baller
This is how I felt after killing a noclipping hacker once in Prison Life back around 2017.
how the fuck did you do that
@@patricianelson4087 it may be skills, my friend... skills...
@@patricianelson4087 the hacker was popping in and out of walls to shoot the guards, I just ended up getting lucky and oneshotted him with a shotgun when he came through a wall.
That mus t feel pretty awesome
@@ihap5180 based
"Hah! Time to use my attack that does infinity damage!"
my laggy computer:
Them:WAIT NOOO- (man got thanos snapped)
Your computer:NO ONE KILLS MY PLAYER!
@@justjoekingfan2974 Someone: Remember son, ##### is ###.
when you kill a player but you can visibly see them still alive and using gears (the tool only kills them on your client's side)
Hey since no one commented here yet recognizing you yet I just wanted to say hi real quick
lemon
hai 900n1
Real...
When you kill someone with GrabKnife (its a script that used to be popular, but now it only works client side)
" Remember Guest, dying is [content deleted]. "
" *Yes Builderman.* "
Pretty sure this might be a stolen comment with only the son part edited to be guest
@@frog_king200 well, there's the dad part replaced with builderman as well, but yeah
@@frog_king200 dude, haven’t you read all the comments? They’re all the same.
@@frog_king200 its the reference, they probably just made their own version
How did the guest speak?
how it feels to have 1 HP, but you have all endgame items
When you have 1 HP but you can't go down just yet
suddenly remembering how to perfect dodge and parry right at the last HP
That moment when you realise you can't anymore fool around with full hp and then your skills are somehow got good
Berserk mode activated
And you have a second phase
Phase 2 : Enigmatic Ping (50000-100000)
Quick note, One time i had 25000 ping but still didn’t get disconnected
Another quick note, Recently i jus thad 500K ping and didn’t crash
No it should be around 1000+ that's not able to move and will guarantee disconnected
@@winter5337 Nah, He broke the system
@@winter5337 I literally got 1 million ping in tbbf and the game still worked, just felt like it was 0.0001 frames per second except the frames are in-game ticks
phase 3
@@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVN WEAK. WEAK , WEAK WEAK! I GOT FUCKING 5 MILLION PING AND HAD TO WAIT A WHILE TO EVEN PROCCESS A SINGLE FRAME, A FUCKING ENTIRE ROUND IN THE GAME, FOR A SINGLE FRAME!
when you beat teamers and you kill the both of them (you have low HP and they are coming back any second)
@@cholize stroke when typing this up at 4 am
still feels like a massive win.
I love being laggy, it sometimes gives you a second chance when get an instakill it just puts you to 1 hp in older versions
POTATO MONITOR:
+Allows you to survive a instakill on full health. (Including kill bricks)
-you will be lagging every second
when yo goofy ass hits a kill brick but survives due to incomprehensible levels of ping on 1 hp:
Fun Fact: You can survive a 100 Damage killbrick using the tab glitch, surviving on around 1 HP, if you use it right.
I think that might be caused by the default health script causing regen on the same frame you take damage? Not entirely sure, though.
@@dargon_ I'm pretty sure it's with the regen happening during your death lag, or using the tab glitch, but it might be something else.
THAT HAPPENS TO ME EVEN WHEN MY PING IS GOOD
His happens to me when I touch a checkpoint after falling to peices but with height ping
when 1x1x1x1 gives you free admin
true lol
Accurate
when 1x1x1x1 dies to a rocket launcher like a bozo
Truly a classic moment
when 1x1x1x1 gets banned for “voice chat issues”
when you get struck by lightning 3 times and keep getting back up:
Yo you saw that meme too?
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?
@@joshtrashcontent4237 NEVER GIVE UP
Low tier fell ⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️
the funny meme
"Remember son, dying is ###"
":forcefield me"
more like “:ff me”
@@GiangGiang-mp6rt ;ff me, ;god me, ;health me 999999
:kidnap arayedaedits11
Never fails
Ii forgot if thats the right command name
@@fleeb6707 :respawn me, :jail fleeb6707,:freeze fleeb6707,:rainbow
fart fleeb6707
@@fleeb6707 that's the correct one
0:23
"Remember son.. dying is ###"
"#########"
Roblox ToS moment
I SMELL FUCKING UNDER RATED COMMENT
TAKE MY LIKE AND GTFUFUFUDUUFUFUUFDYOUTTTTT
"Rememeborg sunz, dyeing iz cring!1!!!!"
"Yes, father."
"On days like these, players like you, should be ######## in #####."
"...###### in #####."
"......YOU GET WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY!"
*song epikally kicks in fr fr*
They deleted my comment 💀😔
Frick off man it was a great comment :/
"## ##"
"## ##"
"WHY ROBLOX TAGS ## ##"
"Dude the roblox tags system got ######"
"Man im #######"
"AGHHHHHHH #### THIS TAGS SYSTEM"
"Leave"
@@idk_589*gets banned for 1 day*
Reason:
Hi
_"Remember, son. dying is [content deleted]"_
_"yes father"_
old roblox fr
"Remember ###, dying is ############."
"Tags"
"#############"
;ff me
When you’re about to lose a sword fight on the heights and you pull out illumina & darkheart:
equinox?
@@nallsa1377Good reference bro
@@MaxWatch225 thx
@@nallsa1377that’s what I was Finna say lol
@@partypooper2659 i didnt know there were that many people who like hours
"Remember son, getting oofed by linked sword is [content deleted]
"Yes, Bypasser"
"Remember son, ##### is ###."
"#####*"
"dude"
"##### is ###"
"i give up"
"Gaster, i dont speak tags"
"tags"
Bro that happens to me and i just say, "why do you hate me Roblox."
it gets even worse when you say something and they assume you're trying to bypass so they censor the entire sentence
@@mrguyman69 real
When the noob is actually an admin posing as a noob… and then the owner gives himself inf/inf health
bro that once happened to me😭💀
Ouch …
Y/N: [Player] Chara
Noob: [Sans]
Admin: [Gaster]
the dialouge before:
Player: *Punches*
Snoob: *Dodges*
Player: *Undodgable Punches*
Snoob: *Goes phase 3*
Player: bro stop godmodding
Snoob: ################
Player: ok
stroller attack!!!!!
When you're about to lose and your oponent gets toxic:
You think I’m dying just yet? Imma just reverse me losing, to YOU losing
@@msallylaw You challenging me?
Never celebreate too early lol
The toxic:HAHAHAHA NOO- WAIT NO PLS.
You:your done for.
*activates race v4*
when an enemy gets you to low hp so you start spamming all your abilities
when you almost get pwned but you have every sfoth sword
That comment is more like "Final but 2009", search it
When you get that regen coil and some one struck you down to low health but it starts healing you
for anyone going "ok ######":
you fools! its 2009! that means the censorship should actually be "[Content Deleted]"
Didn't Roblox have absolutely no censorship at all?
When you have 1 hp left but you realize you have another life
ulc:
"Remember son dying respawns you"
"Yes father"
remember son... afking is bad pwning.
yes brickbattler..
whose gonna tell him?
yeah... about that game-
@@cozzy124 What's wrong with it?
@@gamerultimate5132 whats wrong with it
@@Likemea That's what I am asking...
"remember son... dying makes you a noob"
"yes #####
fa th er"
@@TheStarfully what did you say? it was tagged
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... He said ######
@@sillyslapbattlesplayer oh alr I didnt know what he wass aying (i had safe chat on) anyways ### ## ###
my ahh after surviving an attack on 1 hp on a game with no regen
“Remember son, letting the other team’s tower stand is GAY.” *”yes spectator”*
"Remember son.. dying is ###"
"Yes father."
POV: Your playing a PVP game and the guy starts shooting through walls after losing once
The guy shooting through walls:SKILL ISSUE HAHAHAHA SK- WAIT WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC-
You:DIE
@@justjoekingfan2974 THY END IS NOW (ultrakill reference in a roblox video no way ?!?!?)
@@justjoekingfan2974 YOU:THY APOCALYPSE HAS COMETH TO YOU...TODAY (rouxls kaard ref)
@@user-ij7jh1vf4f The guy who shoots through walls: nah id win *locks in * (3:28 to 4:04)
That one person in MM2: *Lagging and gets killed*
Also him preparing to scream the most offensive thing in chat:
How roleplayers think people see them when they say *dodges*
nah id *dodges*
POV:You fell off at the edge of the map on the fighting game with someone chasing you and having 50/1800 HP left but anti-cheat somehow saves you by teleporting you at the edge of the map again and gave all your health back 💀
Oddly specific
incredibly specific
wing gaster moment!
nah anti cheat be gaster💀💀💀💀💀💀
booga booga ahh moment
"Remember son, Oofing is gay"
"yes WingDings_Gaster8352"
Edit: wow, did not expect so many people enjoying this comment
Under rated comment
"Remember lazyskeleton59, Dying is ###"
"Yes, WDGaster_8362"
No sans is too lazy to make a username it’d be more like ( skeleton11111 )
Nah his username would be sock
One time sans picked up his sock. worst day of my life. I still remember my friends funeral cuz of the feral event of sans picking up his sock. [joke]
When you are doing RP with a person, and you kill them in the worst way possible, but through a fucking miracle they mysteriously manage to come out alive (own experience)
*Dodges*
They be doing this every time 😭😭🙏
@@Kobuthecatt fr
@@Kobuthecatt"how do you dodge the universe collapsing in on itself????"
@@CheddarCheeseRebirthed "Shut up bro"
*Kills*
@@Kobuthecatt "nah," *dodges.*
Calling your older brother to win while you're at 1 hp:
Laughs in combat glitches and pure skill*
When the garbage ping actually saves you from an attack:
0:20 “Remember son, oofing is for noobs.” “Yes dev..”
"remember son... you cant use the blue coil in a small space"
POV Someone is max level and hits me but im a very laggy player: "transforms into a max level and starts doings all the last breath phases"
when that pwner has an HEALTH BOX AND AN ARMOR!!1111!!1 AND A jet pack11!!111!!11 ):
I remember my 2020 love for undertale thanks for making this
U also make these covers, W
"Remember XxXProGamerXxX, rage quitting is ###."
"Yes, isuckontoes420."
remember son disconnecting makes u lose
my laggy ahh:understood *refuses to disconnect*
Telamonz3:Hah! I hit you with my one shot crusader!
Shedxt: Y__ _ANN__ H__ WH__ Y__ CAN__ SE_!
Telamonz3: What?
*Shedxt dodges the attacks with his 8600 ping and 7 fps*
I deciphered it
“YOU CANNOT HIT WHAT YOU CAN’T SEE!”
@@rainbox12oh dem bro got that language desipher
i desperately need "KATAMARI but it sounds like it's straight out of an old 2009's roblox song" but that would be too much suffering over you, wouldnt it?
like the song from katamari damacy or the song by femtanyl
@@adraxas13 the one that is ear cancer
@@randomisfoda oh my god i love the ear cancer one
roll the katamari
@@ThroughTheDarkTwilight i got that tracker on me
this is me when im at 1hp but i activated my last choice tool (aka rainbow sword)
rainbow periastron omega
@@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVN that. YES!
@@marchtheprotogen rainbow periastron omega lovers are chill until it gets added to phighting
@@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVN REAL
@@OMGREALDUMMYFROMDVN and the ult will pull out the random ass
"Patience is key to finding the patterns
Bravery keeps you standing strong
Integrity helps you to be honest
Perseverance moves you along
Kindness will show the good that you can be
Justice will tell you what is right
Determination, the power within
Will help us all win this one fight" undertale finale moment
An Enigmatic Encounter ❌
An Nostalgic Encounter ✔
a*
a*
a*
a*
on*
Lol this reminds me of that video with that noob that came back to life in nds, thats all I can remember when hearing this song anyways
A Laggy Encounter
underrated
"Remember son, you will not save your progress in this simulator."
Yes ######
@@Overguybtd6 "## ## ##"
"f a t # e r"
"dad."
"Remember son... you must become the top on the leaderboard"
"Yes father"
-final words from someone with trash internet
me after getting warned several times [im about to get banned if i do one thing wrong]
This is so true
I found you again
The power of the Ancients, long forgotten...
This song is the only detail remaining of their great strength.
"You feel your oofs crawling on your back."
Pov: you kill a Noob and then suddenly he typed smth in the chat and he was with the "staff" tag
:ff .me:uh oh
This is how I feel when I start dodging like crazy at 1 hp and 0 dodges as sans in any sans fighting game
Free sans morph 2
imagine you're battling somebody and you hear this
and their avatar suddenly looks like some terrifying piece of shit straight outta resident evil
This is an actually good cover ngl
When you kill a player but he still has one more match before he gets off, and he found the firebrand sword.
How we all feel after surviving a grenade that is right infront of us in any game:
I award you with the best 2009-like song ever!
how it feels getting teamed in soulshatters but you survive:
"Remember robloxian, Getting pwn'ed is noob."
When you kill someone in tsb and they type “thats it.”
when the person your fighting has a massive lag spike at 0 hp and stays alive
*bedwars flashbacks*
POV: you killed that one try hard and they say
“That’s it.”
That explosion took my left arm and leg!
..
thankfully the gears I hold are in the right hand
"Remember son...Losing is skill issue."
"Yes , Father."
“Remember son…###########”
“What?”
*Account terminated*
This reminds me of that one time i was playing mm2 and i got stabbed but because i had 2000 ms of ping i survived with 1 hp
The dude with like 13,732 ping after he gets pwned with a sword.
When you somehow survive a sword fight with 1 hp and the tryhard insticts kick in:
"Remember son, getting pwnd is n00b"
"Yes, father. "
when you pwn someone down to 1 hp but they whip out the regeneration coil
"Let me ask you something guest..." The Noob spoke.
"You really think I'm dying here?"
*You feel the server begin to break and lag, as players left and right get kicked.
"I may be a noob, but I'm not a slacker" The Noob continued.
"And today, I'm finally, giving you Enigmatic amount of ping"
When you thought they were 1 tap but managed to heal with one mm of health:
"Im gonna hit you with an insta-kill!"
Me who has over 80k ping on 1 HP:
when your lag saves you from dying:
The 1 guy that actually gets better after being defeated and then saying: “Alright, my turn >:)” and then proceed to actually kick your ###:
Not me
Player1: "Haha I got you now!"
Meanwhile ass wifi guy fixing his wifi:
absolute insanity
The guy that you trolled by clicking the button on top of the tower, making the bridge to the rocket collapse in Launch Lands
(Natural Disasters map)
and somehow survives that fall:
When enemy flies and pulls out gun and says im lagging:
I have a suggestion.
"Credits song for my death" by vivivivivi
Pov : youre the last guy on the team with 1 Hp and you have to lock in
All jokes aside, this sounds so badass, genuinely better than the OG
Gaster: Remember, Sans. Dying is Guy!1!!
Sans: *Phase 3 Comes out*
"remember son, ##### ## ###'
"##### is ###"
"#####"
"##"
"###"
"dieing is lgbt"
"there we ##"
"####"
*banned for a day*
Reason: Roblox does not allow any type of discrimination on the platform