Oney Plays LORD OF THE RINGS DOS GAME with FRIENDS
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You pour boiling milk on Pippen's skull.
Pippen waits.
Frodo waits.
Bazeengaaa
EUGH
He's growing into a man!
Quickly, bazing him!
>Kill Pippim
My favorite part of this is the background music edited in that sounds completely normal for this game.
ArinsMind GET BACK TO WORK ON DARK SAUCE II YOU HUNK OF A MAN.
ArinsMind yup
any idea what the first song in the video is?
I wanna say it's like an Shrek song from like the gameboy
I got it. It's Concerning Hobbits from Fellowship. Someone did an 8-bit cover.
Sam has grown too powerful. There is no stopping him now.
He's destined to be *_the one_*
X Sam waits
His defense is too high...
*I SEE P O T A T O E S*
I DONT KNOW THE WORD "POTATOES"
X iooo
Step 1: Kill Frodo
Step 2: Take Ring
Step 3: Wear Ring
Step 4: Destroy Universe
Step 5:East
Step 6: Profit
Step 7: Beef Rodo
Step 10: Get Fucked
Step 11: Fight Gandalf
J.R.R Tolkien is crying in his grave because he knows he failed to live up to this masterpiece.
wat
Shut
Chill,Cole _ ...down
Who is he
@@txshiroo._ he created the LOTR...
this had to be one of the best fuck arounds this channel has everdone
ButterNut Gamer Kill Frodo
ButterNut Gamer this and the star trek one
what if oney kill frodo and he funny scream
*this platform
feed sam
Showing how good LoTR would've been if Oney was the main character, DingDong was an elf, and Julian a dwarf.
Sanitaetor 2001 We need them animated in this way asap
Sanitaetor 2001 "Khazad Ai-Menu JewLeeIn mah lad"
"yea.."
Sanitaetor 2001 chris would be a hobbit
videogamenostalgia "You have a boy!"
Attention all animators make an animation out of this. This is gold
JobIsWeird seconded
JobIsWeird yes please
PLEASE
They'd do it if someone paid them
JobIsWeird Tempting...
I like how Merry just has his own adventure and drowns in a river somewhere outside of the shire
To be fair, how they start is faithful to the book, Merry doesn't join the other three until Buckleberry Bridge. The part where he drowns in a lake outside the Shire... yeah not so much.
To be fair, how they start is faithful to the book, Merry doesn't join the other three until Buckleberry Bridge. The part where he drowns in a lake outside the Shire... yeah not so much.
"Are you going to use that voice the entire time?"
'No.'
*continues to use voice for most of the episode*
Gabriel Lasher "Most of" is not the entire time. Lol.
Go weast!
Ooooh - you guys don't know the half of it!
This was one the first games i worked on back in the way back in the 80's. The programmers left in some amazing bugs.
Try getting into your backpack, closing the backpack, and then go off on your travels. The Black ridfers can't see you.
Go to Bree and kill the black riders horses in the stables. Everyime they see you, they will try to chase after you on dead horses.
If you give the ring to a black rider when they ask for it, the other black riders are all scripted to attack whoever has the ring. Sit back and watch the massacre, and then attack the last one standing once he's been beaten half to death by his compadres.
etc, etc.....
Paul Kidd I hope to God you're telling the truth
My credits for "Passer" games like this include Lord of the Rings 1, 2 and 3. Other computer games I've done include things like Nightshade and Shadowrun on the SNES, A bunch of old NES stuff and C64 stuff like Airwolf. All the dialogue for games like Discworld 1 & 2...
Paul Kidd YOU DID NIGHTSHADE?
Shadowrun fucking rules man. Thanks for some really great times.
Oh shit, discworld 2!? That game was the best!
All I learned from this is that Sam is a heartless killing machine hellbent on obeying any order Frodo barks out even if it is to kill Frodo himself.
OH GOD MY SIDES
How do you feel about this comment you made 5 years in the past?
@@xfmgradiohow do you feel about kissing me deeply?
@@xfmgradioIdk, but I feel gay.
@@StopItGarrison I’m out here kissin dudes and shit you know how it be
But the effort is wasted. Your defense is too strong
You tame a shit. But the toilet is too small
Sam waits.
You try to break the replay button. But the effort is wasted. It's defense is too strong.
*Y O U C L E A V E H I S S K U L L*
Strangle Pipin
I've never seen an Oney video spiral as quickly out of control as this one
Sean Cox those kind of videos are always the best
Or any video for that matter.
*immediately* KILL FRODO
Oney: look around.
Litterally 12 seconds later
Oney: K I L L F R O D O
D E S T R O Y U N I V E R S E
800th like
You can hear the moment Ding Dong's level of investment rockets from 0 to 10 when Frodo's skull is cleaved.
this game's understanding of commands is so fucking funny to me. it can comprehend "strangle" as "attack", and also seemingly has a command for "hang" but doesn't understand "leave" and responds to "help" with "don't be silly"
This is _way_ more entertaining than I was expecting a DOS playthrough to be. OneyPlays is absolutely magical
Im going to fucking kiss you my friend
I'm fucking crying and I'm only two minutes in
Dingus Reviews
OneyPlays+Free will= Magic
Quality gameplay too. Only the most professional and high quality letsplay would involve instantaneous friendly fire and slaughter of all allies.
Cleave Frodo's fucking skull and eat him!
I don't know if you're initially armed or not, so I can ONLY assume you just karate-chopped Frodo's head in half.
Just when I thought this couldn't possibly get any funnier, holy shit
chaffXgrenade it seems like frodo is the only armed one
stick I'm pretty sure they all have arms, how else would he be grabbing stuff? /s
NHOINouttaTEN fucj u
stick pls be nice daddy
There is an extreme satisfaction found in imagining Samwise Gamgee, son of the ol' Gaffer, waking up, cleaving his friends skulls in twain, stealing the Ring of Power, struggling to tie a noose for himself, failing to understand the purpose of a door - or the abstract idea of "outside" - and then finally opening his lips to utter a single word...
"... Hello."
Erstwhile, Merry eats breakfast and goes on a walk through the woods, has a rock thrown at him by a mermaid, then downs after trying to punch himself.
Gollum tf speedrun
I love Julien's utterly helpless "Chri-hi-his!"
one boy to rule them all
one boy to find them
one boy to bring them all and in the funny screams bind them
one boy to have
one boy to have them all
One brick to brown
Hands down one of the funniest episodes yet
MarkProductions what are some others I need them
Try some of the 'Best Of' compilations!
even more impressive is that it's a text game
That's probably why there's an animated collab coming out soon.
MarkProductions I love to imagine how many teen girls would have sent Chris hate mail if this Let’s Play came out in 2004
>Strangle Pippen
>Kiss Frodo
How kinky.
Pippin*
@@julsmul7164 Pimpin*
Jusmul we need less people like you
>Marry Sam
My favorite thing was that the game understood the command "Strangle Pippin"
Lord of the rings genocide run
hehe unerdtale
Emulator Jesus Marge, we’re in Undertale!
@@ThanatorRider homah thats Frisk
marge is that sans and payprus????
cleave frodo's skull
Uncle Jobel played this.
"SMOKE FRODO"
PUT FRODO IN PIPEWE
Chrisboy smokko froddo
Chrisboy KILL ME
Chrisboy
In all fairness, he did hog the bong.
SMOKO FRODO
Just like Tolkien wanted it to be. Sam Kills everyone and saves the world.
This is exactly how I envisioned it!
I don't remember Merry fucking off and drowning himself in the books.
It's canon.
It was my favorite part in Peter Jackson's Special Edition.
Chapter 3, page 85, line six "fuck this ring wraith shit", cried Merry, puss that he was. He then threw himself into the river and succumbed to the tide.
This is the best LOTR fan fiction I've ever seen
Frodo: (Inhales) Gandalf...
Can you imagine Gandolf and the others wondering where the Hobbits are, only to discover their dead bodies back in the burrow? Sam sitting alone, slowly starving to death, covered in blood.
A boy is never late, nor is he early. He Screams precisely when he means to.
Just the idea of Elijah Wood, Sean Aston, Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan all trying to kill each other gets me crying every time.🤣
I'm offended that you can kill Frodo but not kiss him
Very un-Samlike, game
I'm offended that you're unable to brown brick into Frodos mouth. :(
It's No Use - Yours will be a stillborn
Hahaha that’s a clerks 2 reference
Nicodemus Sphaliro IKR
Pucker up Sam
Marry Frodo
I think when Julian said to type "Marry a duck," he was making a joke about the spelling of Merry's real name in the book, Meriadoc.
"Strangle Pippin"
"You give Pippin a nasty slash in the leg"
Dang, that must have been one hell of a strangling
This is canon.
Trey Dicks *canon
Trey Dicks Nick Canon
I want to see some kind of Super Smash Bros.-esque scenario with characters with such beloved characters as Sam, Motifa and others. Imagine the destruction.
Imagine fucking pippin ripping gandalf's heart out, mortal kombat style. I would be reduced to hysterics.
You try to perform a finishing move on Sam, but the effort is wasted. His defense is too strong.
I like to imagine that Ireland is literally The Shire and everyone lives in their cosy burrows.
spacegoon as an irish person i can confirm this
I wish.
stonker I also live in Ireland and I can confirm we all live in a tight knit community in our huts tending to our gardens
Shropshire where I am from is literally the shire, as in that's where it was based on. But we don't have little men with hairy feet who live in hills... actually I just realised that Tolkien was being mean about my people.
It's true, because everyone is waiting for someone to die so they can have something to talk about.
2 minutes into the video and I'm suffocating with laughter
"Get the ring!" -DingleDongle 2017
"Strangle Pippin" -Crash O'neill 2017
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!* -JOOlian
The laughs:
CHRIS: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
JULIAN:*wheeze*
DING DONG:hehehehehehehe
Open sesame
I was crying within the first two minutes.
Do more of these.
I’m in the hospital watching this and had to stop because I couldn’t stop laughing. I’ve had surgery in my stomach so laughing is extremely painful
MadCat 14 hope you get better
Thanks^^
If that's so, don't watch oneyplays until you get better
Did you get better
I like to think that laughter is fighting all the bad that’s in your body. So when you feel pain from laughing, it’s because the laughter is destroying all that’s bad inside.
El-Cid, thanks for editing this fucking Masterpiece.
i i like the bitwhere the watery tart throws an nes cartridge at merry.
The character story arks:
Sam: kills pippin, kills Frodo, takes the ring, runs into town & gets killed by black riders.
Frodo: instructs sam to kill pippin then Sam kills him
Merry: gets into a fight with a mermaid & drowns trying to punch himself
Pippin: get drunk & travel around with Frodo & Sam & then get lost & killed by black riders.
Merry lived a rad as fuck live .
@@lanni5 pippin had a chill ark
all the arcs except pippins one could be together since with Sam and frodo's. Sam is the only survivor when he kills his friends. and merry is off doing their own thing
Played this and found you can take the table in Merry's home. Went up to the Brandywine Bridge. Gave table to Black Rider.
"You are on a stone bridge with many arches over a wide river. You can see 3 Black Riders mounted on tall black horses. Being carried by the Black Rider mounted on a tall black horse is a table. On the table is a welcome meal"
*Ding Dong:* E A T T H E M E A L
Where can we play this game?
@@dragonslayer440 literally just googled it and found it up on a website. These old text adventures were TINY compared to even a basic website so there's a lot of them out there just online for free
@@Willothemask got a link?
When is the movie adaptation of this coming out?
Lerd of tha rangs the killin of pippoo and sammich
It did. Freddy Got Fingered
Nerdlinger whenever the cash chutes run low in hollywood and it's time for another fucking reboot
I heard whispers it is coming out in 2020
there's always that ONE Oney episode that's destined to be a classic... my boi's... we've found a new classic... welcome to the hall of greats next to the kingdom hearts hypothetical Osama,Yoshi dead and loving it,and so on lord of the rings on DOS
jojohernandezGames Hey, now. Let’s not forget about the playthrough of Crash 2. That alone is what got me into the channel.
And flendoors killer
*bois
The Florbo massacre
The Florbo masturbaong
Florbo and Frodo
To be honest though, at least this game lets you kill important characters. Most games don't let you do that.
The wearer has become a Sauron has won!!
They're might be a reason
Morrowind
"Be Frodo."
BEEF.
beastfighter1 I DON’T KNOW THE WORD “BEEF”.
Rodo
*Beefaroni approves.*
beastfighter1 "Get pigs!"
*G E T F U C K E D*
Be Frodo in the Beef Rodeo
This is the biggest boy I've had in a looooong time
It still amazes me the game ACTUALLY recognized _"Strangle Pippin"_ as a command.
I can't wait to see this animated.
Get ready for the collab!
gregzilla made a short animation if you wanna see it just search his channel name
Benjamin Liska made an out standing animation of the murders
Small, Funny, Little Creature theres you animated episode
They weren't even 5 minutes into the game and he kills everyone
I don't think I've laughed harder at anything than I did at "STRANGLE PIPPIN"
I nearly died because of dehydration because I laughed so hard, tears burst out of my frakking eyes...
i never expected this game but by god am i happy
Was it an unexpected journey?
King of the Moon - you made my entire week thank you good sir
"Open chest" You slash frodo's tummy and leave it open, you can see his guts
Sam waits.
eat guts
You try to eat some of the guts but you can't.
Light guts on fire
Smoke guts
"Stack Sam on Frodo"
“Insert paper into eye”
Boop Frodo
the 3 of them saying "The Wine Is Now Finished" altogether sounds really terrifying out of context
The fact they can make a all text game so much fun is a testament to their friendship and sense of humor being God tier lol.
Boil 'em mash em stick em in a stew
*w h a t ' s t a t e r s p r e c i o u s*
IN THE AEROPLANE OVER DA SEAAAA
the best part of this video is the sound effects added in when sam kills frodo and pippin
*F I D D L E F O R E S K I N*
Julian's laugh is absolutely majestic. oh my lord
A shame they couldn't make it to Mount Doom. I would've liked to see Sauron's hordes try to take down Sam.
Radical Rainbow They did.
Man, you guys didn't even get to the part where you meet Shovel Knight.
El Gringo Bandito bs i dont believe you
Logan calkins Obviously you've never made it that far, then.
Radhew Column never played it i might play it now
Logan calkins Okay, well, uh, don't expect Shovel Knight. That was a joke. Hopefully that's not the only reason you're playing it.
> "HELLOOOOOOOOO!"
Holy shit, anyone else notice "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones playing in the background from 11:45 to 12:30? I know it's edited in, but a part of me wishes that was the soundtrack for the actual game.
I'm so fucking glad someone else noticed that. It took me a while to figure out what it was but I knew I'd heard it before.
I went to the comments to make sure someone else noticed and that I wasn't just imagining it.
Jeshenderson1 they also play turning Japanese right at the end
Ah, good ear! Excellent choices in music for a Lord of the Rings lets play.
THATS FUCKIN HILARIOUS, THANK YOU FOR FUCKIN TELLIN ME, I'M FUCKING CRYING RN
I liked the scene in Lord of the Rings where Sam has a conniption trying to eat his pipe and climb on top of himself.
THE WEIRDLY INTENSE SCREAMS IS WHAT GET ME EVERYTIME ITS SO UNEXPECTED
Chris: _kills all his friends and takes the ring_
Also chris: _can't figure out how to walk through a door_
"What news from the west oh giggle wind do you bring to me tonight, have you seen oney the pube feet boy by moon or by starlight?"
"I saw him walk over seven feet, under hills rolling jade, i saw him smash in halfing heads, in bag-end the bodies laid."
👌
11:50 - 12:28 *_"It's not unusual to be loved,_*
*_It's not unusual to have fun with anyone"_*
Sam: its unusual if your love was Frodo apparently.
Brandon Turner, please work your magic with this episode
One can dream.
there are a bunch of artists doing a collab for this episode
i have watched the video and laughed. then i rewatched it and laughed. then i rewatched it and laughed. i have watched this video for to long i have become a sauron.
If someone asks you the best way to experience Lord of the Rings, show them this video
I really like that after they kill Pippin, the "It's Not Unusual" midi starts playing.
oney you are the fuckin best
thats cool and all, but have you considered the name,
*ButtNutter Gamer* ???
to pimp a buttfly
I thought the music from the game inspired the music from the movies, then Sugar ray started playing.
But the effort was wasted. Your defense is too strong. Sam is OP
Nerf Sam.
They banned Sam from competitive matches because of this
I've come back to this video four days in a row and it's put tears in my eyes each and every time, my entire chest actually hurts like a sore muscle every time I start wheezing again
They could kill Frodo and take the One Ring but not go outside
how was this almost 7 years ago now. time truly flies…
The first time I watched this I was hungover like I had never been before and wished only for the sweet release of death. I clicked this video on a whim and it was the one thing that managed to make me laugh like a banshee and temporarily forget my anguish. For that I am ever grateful.
6:03 unappreciated line
He’s got Ringa-mortis
Feed Sam Pippin
The funniest part to me is when they played Merry who somehow missed punching himself and somehow drowned
"The watery tart throws something at you." Was it Excalibur? Is Merry now King of the Britons??
*best OneyPlays video, i haven't laughed this hard is a while.*
These graphics are amazing! Will my pencil be able to run this?
No, pencils have too low graphics for it, you need the newest system on the market, dirt
exceptionalfilms with the no.2 yes, not sure about the no.1
I love hearing Chris go full Irish
Light match
*you light the match*
Burn Frodo.
>Anally fist Frodo
Set Frodo on fire.
Sam gets high and kills frodo
Laymón Steeling get your ass back to bed joel
It's all because Frodo was hogging the bong, man!
haha what were they on when they made this? WEED?
is that fucking midi tom jones
asdfghjkl this legitimately confused me. As it came out in 1985. Then I found the original soundtrack. And realized, of course, it's just a midi version of the movie soundtrack
ok people get to animating this legendary adventure
First Last A bunch of animators on twitter are currently working on a collab for this episode called the " Totally Tubular Collab"
God, I can't wait to see the animation collab for this episode
It has already happened dued
"The mythical multi pipe.*
Sounds like a weapon Goemon would use in Mystical Ninja.
I'm only 2-minutes in and this is easily my favourite OneyPlays ever.
GODDAMN. This episode had me IN TEARS laughing within just a few minutes.
Gotta love that the creators went ahead and said, “FUCK THE STORY CANON” and allow you to cave Frodo’s skull in as Sam right off the bat.
0:09 unrecognized hilarious Chris quote: "Which Fr- Which Pippin do we wanna be?~"
We NEED another episode of this
4:58 cutest laugh ding dong ever made