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  • @SupbarXD
    @SupbarXD ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Translation:
    Title: Magical Brush Maliang (See reply for context) broke version
    Brother Cheng: Aiya, tf, bro are you ok? Wake up, bro are you alright? He's so thin.. here, eat this. Woah, that's sick.
    Ah Yin: Woah, where did you get this full table from.
    Brother Cheng: Check out this pen, whatever you draw, you get.
    Ah Yin: Keep lying
    Brother Cheng: Try it yourself
    Ah Yin: Che... Woah, sick, we struck gold.
    Brother Cheng: I'm missing alcohol, get me some.
    Ah Yin: I drew the Aladdin oil lamp, dunno if I'll get three wishes from it.
    Brother Cheng: You shitty foreigner pleaser, think carefully about what you're missing. Missing what, draw what.
    Ah Yin: Then today, I'll make a decision that shames my ancestors.
    Brother Cheng: Look at what you've drawn...if you can't draw then don't. Draw something simpler.
    Ah Yin: Oh. Look at this dragon fountain sword, I've always wanted one as a kid. Look at how straight it is.

    • @SupbarXD
      @SupbarXD ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Summary of the story of Maliang
      Maliang's magical brush is a chinese kids story, about some orphaned dude called Maliang who chops wood and cut grass for a living. He also likes drawing, but has no paint brushes for doing so.
      One day he passes by a school, and saw the governor of his county there. He asked the governor, who was writing for a pen so he could draw. The governor laughed at him, and called him a broke peasant kid. That night he had a dream and got a magic brush in that dream where whatever he drew could come to life. Governor heard about this, locked him up to try get the brush off him. But he escaped and eventually ended up in the capital and royal court, where the emperor took his brush to try paint gold bars and mountains of money. He was mid at drawing though so he had to ask Maliang to draw him a money tree, who drew him an island with a money tree on it, then a boat for the emperor to go to the Island. The emperor got on with all his family and court officials. Once they got on, Maliang drew waves, storms etc and the ship sunked, everyone drowned. Then Maliang left and wandered the world, drawing for poor people.
      Nice story huh.

  • @isaiahdaniels5643
    @isaiahdaniels5643 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Even though I don't speak Chinese this is still hilarious. Great sense of comedic timing.

  • @eaglesong5171
    @eaglesong5171 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Can't believe that rat still alive after the last explosion.

  • @rhynion
    @rhynion ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bro really tried to spawn in a girlfriend

  • @Nepgearaf
    @Nepgearaf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    China Chad slapped his roommate and proclaimed his disdain for superstitions such as rubbing a gold lamp for three wishes. Strong stuff 👍🏻

  • @patriciopatricio5947
    @patriciopatricio5947 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me encanta jajajja ❤ son grandiocios con sus historias seriamente absurdas, saludos desde chile y que tengan una gran semana

  • @tololelo
    @tololelo ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Esto es arte

    • @qnybucks
      @qnybucks ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cinema

  • @Walter-td7wi
    @Walter-td7wi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In this rendition of china lore, muscle uyghur has been given the power of his creator by chinese ratatouille. the moral dillemma presented turns against the code of only gods being capable of creation, and that his skinny chinese roommate should not be taking the new found power for granted by drawing stick women.

  • @mikejefferson779
    @mikejefferson779 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Rat Give Cheng A Magic Pen And It Can Come To Live Whatever What They Draw

  • @haxel360
    @haxel360 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OH MY GOSH IT'S CHINA LORE RATATOUILLE

    • @fhaizalmuhd884
      @fhaizalmuhd884 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah this is like Disney Pixar

    • @haxel360
      @haxel360 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you know that Pixar stole ratatouille from china lore

  • @anzloester
    @anzloester 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Guess I’ll start feeding starved rats a chip so I’ll get that special power

  • @optimusprimevlogs
    @optimusprimevlogs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nah my boy Remi starvin

  • @miniongamers1240
    @miniongamers1240 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CHINA LOREEERE💯💯💯💯

  • @raikynovianto4492
    @raikynovianto4492 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You drawing money, you get money

  • @ekiz4311
    @ekiz4311 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂❤

  • @YTImGcHanEL
    @YTImGcHanEL 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😊😊

  • @badretdyn
    @badretdyn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ура ещё один лор китая

  • @user-abcde555
    @user-abcde555 ปีที่แล้ว

    哈哈哈

  • @SuperAdventureTv
    @SuperAdventureTv ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello sir kuch poochna hai aapse

  • @Shwarmageddon
    @Shwarmageddon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Performing witchcraft instead of eating your daily state approved rations? -15,000 social credit

  • @HungNeoMaoNews92
    @HungNeoMaoNews92 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol google ha ha 😂

  • @magdysony6338
    @magdysony6338 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    لا افهم اللغه الصينيه ولكن البرنامج كوميدي بطريقه رائعه .يضحكني كثيرا 😂 من مصر لك التحيه

  • @ValveStickman
    @ValveStickman ปีที่แล้ว

    FUN VEDIO

  • @qnybucks
    @qnybucks ปีที่แล้ว

    woah

  • @doh3812
    @doh3812 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New lore

  • @alzheimers1148
    @alzheimers1148 ปีที่แล้ว

    PUBG 🤣

  • @kararahmedjabber933
    @kararahmedjabber933 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😮😮😮❤❤❤

  • @balankidhar8983
    @balankidhar8983 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your fn frm India meghalaya

  • @francoisdieusika6200
    @francoisdieusika6200 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hola Como tu estas Y tu familia Como estas Y

  • @user-sr4mr3gu6x
    @user-sr4mr3gu6x ปีที่แล้ว +4

    初コメ

  • @erfan6322
    @erfan6322 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way I see this channel is based in Taiwan not china i hope china would not invade Taiwan so the author makes chinalore everyday this channel is awesome please china don't invade Taiwan 😢😢😢😢