Translation: Title: Magical Brush Maliang (See reply for context) broke version Brother Cheng: Aiya, tf, bro are you ok? Wake up, bro are you alright? He's so thin.. here, eat this. Woah, that's sick. Ah Yin: Woah, where did you get this full table from. Brother Cheng: Check out this pen, whatever you draw, you get. Ah Yin: Keep lying Brother Cheng: Try it yourself Ah Yin: Che... Woah, sick, we struck gold. Brother Cheng: I'm missing alcohol, get me some. Ah Yin: I drew the Aladdin oil lamp, dunno if I'll get three wishes from it. Brother Cheng: You shitty foreigner pleaser, think carefully about what you're missing. Missing what, draw what. Ah Yin: Then today, I'll make a decision that shames my ancestors. Brother Cheng: Look at what you've drawn...if you can't draw then don't. Draw something simpler. Ah Yin: Oh. Look at this dragon fountain sword, I've always wanted one as a kid. Look at how straight it is.
Summary of the story of Maliang Maliang's magical brush is a chinese kids story, about some orphaned dude called Maliang who chops wood and cut grass for a living. He also likes drawing, but has no paint brushes for doing so. One day he passes by a school, and saw the governor of his county there. He asked the governor, who was writing for a pen so he could draw. The governor laughed at him, and called him a broke peasant kid. That night he had a dream and got a magic brush in that dream where whatever he drew could come to life. Governor heard about this, locked him up to try get the brush off him. But he escaped and eventually ended up in the capital and royal court, where the emperor took his brush to try paint gold bars and mountains of money. He was mid at drawing though so he had to ask Maliang to draw him a money tree, who drew him an island with a money tree on it, then a boat for the emperor to go to the Island. The emperor got on with all his family and court officials. Once they got on, Maliang drew waves, storms etc and the ship sunked, everyone drowned. Then Maliang left and wandered the world, drawing for poor people. Nice story huh.
In this rendition of china lore, muscle uyghur has been given the power of his creator by chinese ratatouille. the moral dillemma presented turns against the code of only gods being capable of creation, and that his skinny chinese roommate should not be taking the new found power for granted by drawing stick women.
The way I see this channel is based in Taiwan not china i hope china would not invade Taiwan so the author makes chinalore everyday this channel is awesome please china don't invade Taiwan 😢😢😢😢
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Translation:
Title: Magical Brush Maliang (See reply for context) broke version
Brother Cheng: Aiya, tf, bro are you ok? Wake up, bro are you alright? He's so thin.. here, eat this. Woah, that's sick.
Ah Yin: Woah, where did you get this full table from.
Brother Cheng: Check out this pen, whatever you draw, you get.
Ah Yin: Keep lying
Brother Cheng: Try it yourself
Ah Yin: Che... Woah, sick, we struck gold.
Brother Cheng: I'm missing alcohol, get me some.
Ah Yin: I drew the Aladdin oil lamp, dunno if I'll get three wishes from it.
Brother Cheng: You shitty foreigner pleaser, think carefully about what you're missing. Missing what, draw what.
Ah Yin: Then today, I'll make a decision that shames my ancestors.
Brother Cheng: Look at what you've drawn...if you can't draw then don't. Draw something simpler.
Ah Yin: Oh. Look at this dragon fountain sword, I've always wanted one as a kid. Look at how straight it is.
Summary of the story of Maliang
Maliang's magical brush is a chinese kids story, about some orphaned dude called Maliang who chops wood and cut grass for a living. He also likes drawing, but has no paint brushes for doing so.
One day he passes by a school, and saw the governor of his county there. He asked the governor, who was writing for a pen so he could draw. The governor laughed at him, and called him a broke peasant kid. That night he had a dream and got a magic brush in that dream where whatever he drew could come to life. Governor heard about this, locked him up to try get the brush off him. But he escaped and eventually ended up in the capital and royal court, where the emperor took his brush to try paint gold bars and mountains of money. He was mid at drawing though so he had to ask Maliang to draw him a money tree, who drew him an island with a money tree on it, then a boat for the emperor to go to the Island. The emperor got on with all his family and court officials. Once they got on, Maliang drew waves, storms etc and the ship sunked, everyone drowned. Then Maliang left and wandered the world, drawing for poor people.
Nice story huh.
Even though I don't speak Chinese this is still hilarious. Great sense of comedic timing.
Can't believe that rat still alive after the last explosion.
Esto es arte
cinema
China Chad slapped his roommate and proclaimed his disdain for superstitions such as rubbing a gold lamp for three wishes. Strong stuff 👍🏻
bro really tried to spawn in a girlfriend
Me encanta jajajja ❤ son grandiocios con sus historias seriamente absurdas, saludos desde chile y que tengan una gran semana
In this rendition of china lore, muscle uyghur has been given the power of his creator by chinese ratatouille. the moral dillemma presented turns against the code of only gods being capable of creation, and that his skinny chinese roommate should not be taking the new found power for granted by drawing stick women.
Thats basically it yeah
The Rat Give Cheng A Magic Pen And It Can Come To Live Whatever What They Draw
OH MY GOSH IT'S CHINA LORE RATATOUILLE
Yeah this is like Disney Pixar
Did you know that Pixar stole ratatouille from china lore
Guess I’ll start feeding starved rats a chip so I’ll get that special power
Performing witchcraft instead of eating your daily state approved rations? -15,000 social credit
You drawing money, you get money
Nah my boy Remi starvin
CHINA LOREEERE💯💯💯💯
😊😊
😂❤
哈哈哈
لا افهم اللغه الصينيه ولكن البرنامج كوميدي بطريقه رائعه .يضحكني كثيرا 😂 من مصر لك التحيه
Lol google ha ha 😂
ура ещё один лор китая
woah
😮😮😮❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤
FUN VEDIO
New lore
Hello sir kuch poochna hai aapse
Your fn frm India meghalaya
PUBG 🤣
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The way I see this channel is based in Taiwan not china i hope china would not invade Taiwan so the author makes chinalore everyday this channel is awesome please china don't invade Taiwan 😢😢😢😢