[SFM] DIO's Invention

[@analoghorrors]

he says "i, dio" like 8 times in the same sentence

[@galipo2864]

I, dio, have I, dio under I, dio with i, dio about I, dio without I, dio!

[@walliscool]

yeah, i don’t see the problem. that shit canon 👌😤

[@babajugjug995]

pastel._.regrets he does that all the time in the anime

[@DwAboutItManFr]

KONO DIO DA

[@spammy7851]

K o n o D i o

[@n0vac4ine]

e v e r y t h i n g y o u d o n o w i s *_N O N - C A N O N_*

[@mementodespair9067]

Mikan

[@jeremylamarre5979]

mikan worst girl

[@jeremylamarre5979]

Fight me

[@daysand123]

Better noncanon than noncon.

[@messiahh420]

Why is my printer gone?

[@monz341]

"You don't have any friends."
ʷᵒʷ

[@nuxx1876]

pancake face says the thing

[@nogoodnamesleft3965]

lali ho you're a fake

[@michaeljakcsonkillerqueen385]

Pfft Star Flatinum, nice

[@michelekinuoka1681]

Soldier

[@DetectiveGhost]

Sad pucci noises*

[@Inferno144]

*Thats Our DIO was filmed in front of a live studio audience*

[@fawfulgod5095]

Daniel Blaze or at least until he drains all of their blood, but for now, yeah, their alive.

[@kats-haven7879]

+Fawful God XD

[@trickyasmr1785]

That's Our DIO has been brought to you by DIO Brando Brand DIOderant. 'DIO with it!'

[@Firestar4041]

Thats Our DIO was fimled in front of a less than live studio audience

[@dio1387]

*DID I NOT TELL YOU TO MAKE THAT STATEMENT BIGGER?!*

[@cam-899]

“Dio!”
*turns off dolphin show*

[@illusionist1872]

I was just looking for the sports channel, DIO

[@Joe-km5ou]

He recorded animal planet epidodes

[@Crysptic]

@@Joe-km5ou NO I DIDN'T

[@Joe-km5ou]

Jotaro Kujo I literally was in your house

[@R0ZEYTH0RNEZZ]

Jotaro Kujo look Jotaro he was in your house just admit you was

[@qtarokujo3694]

TART: **exists**
Valentine: *"So it's the same type of stand as..."*
TART: **gets broken**
Valentine: "Nevermind"

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Kamaboko Gonpachirou yes

[@raditz6860]

I approve this

[@Vetresity]

So its the same stand as filthy acts done at a reasonable price

[@ryanchong9965]

Johnny: Well yes but actually, _no_

[@funnyvalentine9705]

I approve of this

[@dio1387]

*Someone was spying on Jotaro and I*

[@stevepensando2593]

"You wanna see it? ;)"

[@giornogiovanna2660]

This is why you need to remind Jotaro to keep his windows covered.

[@obeseamphibian4098]

It was me~

[@darrenm4104]

R/cursedcomments

[@roberte.o.speedwagon5811]

*Hmmm... Whoms't've have done that, I wonder...*

[@strivingsol1816]

You built.... A machine..... Underwater?
That basically explains everything.

[@nicholascordero6600]

Its Jojo, there is no explanation,

[@unknownwebsiteuser1603]

Nicholas Cordero I guess you can say that it's pretty *BIZARRE*

[@rexolve1032]

Top Kekster roll credits

[@strivingsol1816]

**Ba dum tss!!**

[@mehhhhh421]

XlitleoY JJBA in a nutshell

[@johnnyjoestar8848]

Dio: *BREAKS IN*
Jotaro: oh sh*
Also Jotaro: *quickly turns off marine channel*

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Johnny Joestar HEY I KNOW YOU, YOU’RE THAT CRIPPLE

[@johnnyjoestarandtusk7086]

@@funnyvalentine1592 ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
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[@jackattackanims8387]

@@johnnyjoestarandtusk7086 you forgot the "Chimimi~"

[@Solarballs77]

Fuck wrong part

[@Solarballs77]

@@Forever_Legend1 ah so you too fell into the wrong part

[@jaeyunlee1029]

"It's in my pants" The world pulls it out from not in his pants

[@duck3892]

The whole world is in dio's pants

[@hawk6428]

ZA WARUDO??

[@resentfulsidecharacter3713]

The world was stored in his pants and when he came out of him he was carrying the TART.

[@very_clever_name1636]

Maybe it was in his spare pants

[@pussinbootsisawesome]

it's like the scene with polnareff and the staircase
dio stopped time then removed the TART, then The World moved behind the wall and time moved again

[@sweetkaye28]

1:48 Killer queen has already touched The Alternate Reality Television

[@godzillac2002]

Wow that was good! XD

[@lead_head]

Killa Kuin has already touched this comment.

[@godzillac2002]

@@lead_head Oh shit.

[@kirayoshikage4728]

Hey that's my ability!

[@sollupercio87]

@Killer Queen well..

[@flakybriskets3664]

"I DIO, I DIO, I DIO, I DIO."
- I DIO

[@officialwyattthesans12345]

Korega Requiem... Da.

[@mihajlodizdarevic5490]

he said it cuz I WHO'S NOT DIO wanted that to happen

[@bastiondude3092]

I DIO,
have a *D r e a m* (insert Giorno's Theme)

[@-r741]

BUT IT WAS I,DIO

[@b0bm3g47]

ALMOST 1K

[@BegitoBrah]

*Dio's device blows up*
Jotaro: "You're a jerk cause you have no friends."
Jesus dude where did that come from

[@riymeep6708]

DIO: “I got friends. I’ve got lots of friends.”
Jotaro: “you’re lying to me!”
DIO: “I did not!”
Jotaro: “You are tearing me apart, DIO!”
DIO: “That’s me.”

[@cardingperez]

DIO technically Jotaro didn’t kill them most of the retired like Alessi

[@Andrew-vl6cu]

I explode it

[@Andrew-vl6cu]

YOUR NOT KIRA THO

[@Andrew-vl6cu]

@Sans undertale dies in danganronpa V69 you dont tell me to do anything >:)

[@reisuzuya8410]

"It's in my pants"
Tart: *appears in ZA WARUDO'S hands*

[@Dishanta_Goswami]

It was DIO's trick to be able to show his- *Cough cough* Jonathan's *Cough Cough* ding dong to Jotaro.

[@mr.mountaindew3971]

brain.exe has stopped working*

[@LightofDawn.]

HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE SOMETHING AINT RIGHT

[@Silvers617]

This is so Random that I feel it's written by Araki himself.

[@frostingorb2181]

Or Justin Roiland

[@The_Evening_Sun]

Don't you mean this is so Bizarre.

[@chlorine-17]

JJBA deleted scenes

[@SmashLiXs]

or futurama writers

[@hatsofftoyou1905]

If you really want to see the ORIGINAL CREATOR go to antfish's youtube channel. Btw this isn't even the full video.

[@Brian-xe1gd]

Dio: I got friends
*Pucci noises in the distance*

[@corruption-1912]

Also DIO: I got a lot of friends
Pucci's stands: *Happiness noices*

[@jayive34]

DIO was bisexual as stated by Araki himself, and Pucci was clearly in love with DIO. So, they totally fucked. What I'm wondering is, did DIO give Pucci a reach around?

[@Andrew-vl6cu]

is it fine if me and pucci share dio

[@huangliuying2259]

OMG

[@seleneaurea3222]

@@jayive34 nah, I mean he was 16 and Dio 122

[@MajimaOnCrack]

"DIO!"
* Turns off dolphin spinning on TV*

[@4spades444]

ur making urself a meme u ok jotaro

[@jerms4070]

@@4spades444 he's not wrong

[@jotarokujo9852]

@@4spades444 u know why?....HE IS AN IMPOSTER

[@jotarokujo9852]

WHO TF ARE U

[@4spades444]

@@jotarokujo9852 AH SHIT

[@SumThingFawful]

I did not hit kakyoin, I did not

[@theunkindledhunter]

TheKidFawFul Oh, hi Jonathan.

[@optimistprime3192]

TheKidFawFul
How is your Stand life?

[@MadToxin2876]

Kakyoin did you lay this egg?

[@lorddio663]

Oh, hi Jotaro

[@Pillzpop]

Hi doggy.

[@goodlad3100]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART DIO
*Cries in ORAs*

[@plat4234]

*Dolphin Cry

[@strivingsol1816]

That's me!

[@soniagrelo1306]

*crowns lauhgs*

[@blaiseelmore]

"oh hi kakyoin"

[@blaiseelmore]

"oh hi kakyoin"

[@croc_moat2327]

Plot twist: Jojo has sclerosis, so the dio constantly reminds him of his name

[@caiosoares2834]

Nah, it's because his ego is so big he can't go 5 minutes without hearing his name being spoken

[@FakeSnows]

Caio Soares its a joke...

[@hobohealer5933]

*KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE TV.

[@dr.freshmemes3696]

Aiden Pearce i was waiting to see this comment

[@jrydkndy]

*TART

[@sicklysphere8666]

I guess you could say that the TART BIT ZA DUSTO

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

*_O N O !_*

[@foxyrenard3115]

Makes sense to me.

[@justaguy5855]

When he said “It’s in my pants” it scared the hell out of me

[@xtfxdarkflame4975]

Vampire di-- why

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

*Y A W A N N A S E E I T*

[@himerpaint]

*MASSIVE JONATHAN'S C O C K*

[@ashleey9100]

*hE's In JoNaThAn'S bOdy-*

[@a1razor48]

*WINK WONK*

[@HeyBuddyImAnEngineer]

I: *builds a machine under water *
physics: yes.
edit: i just realised that my english was terrible a year ago

[@guppyseyeguy5115]

Yes

[@omega5066]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART DIOOOO

[@NoreoeroN]

@@omega5066 he has lots of friends

[@omega5066]

@@NoreoeroN aw man

[@Ur_local_juggalo]

Hi I’m kind of like Jotaro but I’m not. I don’t wanna be your enemy but your friend. Is that ok Lord DIO!

[@loganbatis5573]

“You’re not talking about your...”
“Oh GOD no”
“Oh good because for a second I thought you were talking about your-“
“ *W A N N A S E E I T?*
*Winks with gæ intent*

[@cantthinkofausername685]

*justshowmethedevicedamnyou*

[@magpie8931]

wow

[@evmo8956]

Yeah

[@atomykebonpyre]

*gay confusion*

[@aresmarcelo1451]

Wanna see it *winks*

[@Netherman14TheHellblazer]

Stop, stop. I just can't get over the fact that if one of Jotaro's neighbors passed by on their way to their own apartment they (obviously) wouldn't see The World. but a hovering TART instead.

[@omegapirate64]

*Necessary reply*

[@falcon5178]

Obligitory response

[@venarius5872]

Bold of you to assume that Jotaro will live next to any non stand user normies

[@stuff1649]

Liking be cuz of that Sora profile pic

[@nidomeister24]

And if they passed by earlier they would have heard DIO say "It's in my pants."

[@CLAYTERRACOTTA]

DIO : It's called The Alternate Reality Television.
D4C : Am I a joke to you?

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Ceramic Uoiuido my stand isn’t a joke because it isn’t...f u n n y

[@zombossin]

man FV really just went dojannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn on you

[@adeleinetheartist8267]

Dojyaan~

[@Solarballs77]

@@funnyvalentine1592 found the funny guy

[@ro2202]

1:27
“You built”
“Mhm”
“A machine”
“Yes”
“Underwater.”
“Yes. Everything you just said pretty much explains everything.”
“Justshowmehowitworks”
*”wItH pLeAsUrE”*

[@xyrah-kadachi4186]

Just show me how it works.

[@hellvoxx7650]

Just show me how it works.

[@JonLucy_downunder]

Just show me how it works.
This is... Requiem.

[@Kerosene.]

*KONO DIO DA*

[@laddison9620]

The World face in this scene looks like a cat with a flat head

[@danijel902]

That "The room" reference nailed it

[@CrazyLazyMarie]

Jotaro:
"You're a jerk, because you don't have any friends."
Pucci:
_Am i a joke to you?_

[@himerpaint]

Pucci is his boyfriend, so that doesn't count

[@CrazyLazyMarie]

@@himerpaint oh ok. 😶

[@zagoat9384]

@@himerpaint but he was friends before to be his friends

[@XxQueenChristinaxX]

HimerpaintHD_ Dang I was gonna say this lol.

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

@@himerpaint it does

[@salthelegend7550]

•So you died
•Went under water
•Made a machine
•Grew your body back together
•Manage to find this shitty apartment jotaro is living in.
• And then make a terrible joke.

[@connorclemmons8698]

JEAN OR JAN Just another day for the enemies of the Joestar bloodline...

[@zashgekido5616]

BB FL something feels out of order here

[@firepuppies4086]

Yes, everything you just said about explains everything

[@elbinopaper4629]

Well... it's non-cannon then

[@facademutso6241]

Everything you just said explains everything

[@Alice_Rikky]

"It's in my pants"
"You're not talking about yours----"
Of course not Jotaro!!! After all, what's in the pants is not his... XD

[@thedarkcity4084]

Well done sir, well done

[@jevilright4630]

Alice 'Rikky' It’s not his aaaaaaaasssss

[@jgate597]

Cursed

[@Exis247]

And THAT is why he was so intent on getting Jojo's body. Dio was jealous.

[@psyfic9106]

yare yare daze. I’m not gay.

[@SmashLiXs]

Dio's device blows up
Jotaro: "You're a jerk cause you have no friends."
dio: i slept with more women than you!
jotaro: when did you have time for that?
dio: i had alot of time waiting for you

[@josephbriggs2257]

Jotaro: Pause

[@wildrook]

In the womb...
Baby Giorno: I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.

[@SmashLiXs]

@@josephbriggs2257 is that a reference to something?

[@demitv7958]

I've got friends...
*voice quivers*
I've got... LOTS of friends

[@duck3892]

For a sec there I felt sad for DIO

[@RekoRekoReko732]

@@duck3892 He have Pucci And that Strange justice stand user

[@thotpatrol3057]

I would say the world is his friend but then that would be really sad since the world is basically the avatar of his soul

[@shepherd_aries]

*your lying to me*

[@sebastianianmagallanes3997]

friends that either died or got beaten up by Jotaro and friends

[@confusedjay717]

"A device. Really? Where?"
"It's in my pants."
*i don't like where this is going*

[@yeeb0403]

I do

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@yeeb0403 i do

[@aeregrator]

I do

[@hajarabouzaid5486]

I don't like it either, knowing that DIO has jonathan's body

[@yeeb0403]

@@hajarabouzaid5486 DIO finally has a big chonker of a peen

[@Dukstless]

"Because it's not canon."
Counterpoint: If Diavolo dies, it is.

[@vogonp4287]

The explosion killed Diavolo.

[@kurovisuals4272]

1:58 me trying to convince myself

[@iiikaruz]

Oh, big mood

[@disgal6235]

*_m 0 0 d_*

[@oaksynia7353]

Well, he has a boyfriend

[@chandanasaha6132]

:(

[@polnereffsjuicybootycheeks2198]

YoU ArE LyInG tO Me

[@Famygdala]

At least he didn't show him the reality where Jotaro was a maid.
That would have been fucking WEIRD for everyone.

[@theholyspiritus4326]

Or one where all of fanfic is considered canon, every last bit of yaoi shit

[@KazooScene]

*K A K Y O I N D I D Y O U L A Y T H I S EGG??*

[@deadweight7334]

Famygdala or where josuke is a gay sailor

[@jonryder7269]

And Jonathan is crippled and is sent by Jesus to kill the president.

[@judesantos8120]

One could even say it would have been fucking.......
BIZARRE (I'll leave now sorry)

[@patapame7358]

Take a shot everytime DIO says “I, DIO”

[@fakeadamsandler9180]

If someone did that while watching the original abridged series this audio originated from, they'd be drunk out their mind.

[@embrefrosste6044]

Killer Queen has already touched that TART.

[@tiramitsuko]

ah, so that's the real reason why it blew up.

[@charitywoodson]

XD oh my

[@killerqueen953]

*click*

[@iLikePistachios]

@@killerqueen953 *simotaniously cracks into fire, imploding into a mess of bloody organs and mush*

[@killerqueen953]

@@iLikePistachios *watches clapping*

[@neptune9647]

I did not kiss Erina! I did not!
Oh hi Jojo!

[@ultimatekars7153]

Damn it dio

[@lordofshades9852]

ultimate kars freeze

[@lordofshades9852]

DIO boom boom

[@lordofshades9852]

The way yall die

[@doffy6631]

@@lordofshades9852 *L U C K, H A S S I D E D, W I T H Y O S H I K A G E K I R A A A.*

[@redraptor1982]

“I constructed a device.”
“Where is it?”
“In my pants.”
*Law And Order Special Victims Unit*

[@gabrielmarcelsaazmoscol1461]

kira touchs that TART?

[@cooldude6651]

No dignity.

[@PinkENBlue]

No wonder it blew up

[@YoKaze]

No words
just lol

[@FinalLeet]

Senpai noticed ♥

[@helloiwannadie4211]

ALICIA MARGARITA AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!

[@NekoTalks]

Yo Kaze agreed

[@buguiui7514]

Well you cheeky bastard you said 3-ish words

[@Someone-gy2rd]

You liar you said just. Thats a word

[@joseiago4091]

0:42 "You're not talking about your-"
Dio: Yeah its not mine. *Its about Jonathan one*

[@-.DIO.-]

this actually happened btw

[@diobrando5067]

Indeed it did..

[@petshop1701]

*SCREECH*

[@AymenZero]

DIO: has profile picture of Dio Brando
Dio Brando: has a profile picture of DIO

[@-.DIO.-]

@@AymenZero I thought I looked better in my younger years.

[@diobrando5067]

...huh...

[@strivingsol1816]

DIO: It's in my pants....
Me: Well this isn't going to end well.

[@josephpotts8208]

(Wanna see it)😉

[@vipeizoid]

Good, cause for a second I thought you were talking about your..
Wanna see it?
*Wink*

[@doctorofskillz2932]

@@vipeizoid that being his great great grandfather's

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

It's going to end *very* well

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

@@vipeizoid that feels on brand with his character in a distant way

[@calimango7926]

I'm a simple girl. And I just really like how Jotaro is just casually watching a dolphin on tv.

[@vedji1857]

What confuses me the most is why jojo and dio are so casual and friendly with each other here.

[@drkspnova]

its behind the scenes when they hate eachother they are just acting

[@xavierk9047]

They're obviously just tsunderes

[@olive545]

the series is over, so everything they do now is non canon 0:12

[@vedji1857]

Olive Police series isn’t over yet bro

[@funkmantim2661]

Stardust Crusaders is, so anything involving a living Dio is non-canon..................at least.............................................................in this reality *Eyes over Heaven theme begins playing in the background*

[@jare3459]

If someone ever hit me so hard I blow up going say same thing
"I got better"

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

Jarrod A Me too

[@heartofthesea572]

@@CrowCrojoINTJ What the fu-

[@keonkoen]

"you wanna see it *wink"
"just show me the device dammit."

[@frydfish4934]

I, DIO

[@zoroarkdx4491]

Sounds like he hit ultra puberty.
_I, _*_DIO_*_ ..._

[@trckanimations8184]

muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda

[@davidhong1934]

Didn't come here to fight you, Jotaro.

[@poysona]

*_I, DIO, have a dream._*

[@staticbuzter452]

i *D I O*

[@TheSlip2100]

His hat is his hair, or is his hair his hat? I can feel myself going crazy thinking about it, I can actually feel my brain getting tense...........

[@rakkypak8155]

his hat is torn off in the back so it just looks like its absorbed into his hair

[@penyu1913]

its sfm effect
detail is very hard to notice

[@theholyspiritus4326]

It's weirder in Part 4

[@Lillpevin]

i think he just painted if white except where it was torn off

[@nick8402]

TheSlip2100 his hat is torn in the back

[@Jojo-no1oi]

“It can show you alternate realities”
Me: what would part 4 be like with Kakyoin?

[@gogeta5303]

Very short

[@darkpince1310]

This is how Eyes of Heaven was created

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

Eyes oba Heavin

[@AsickJoke]

OHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOD

[@frog_is_here2299]

"You're a jerk because you have no friends"
I'm dead

[@kaeros4184]

"your a jerk, because you don't have any friends."
Damn Jotaro you didn't have to do it like that

[@robinowie]

"You built, a machine, underwater..."
My mind instantly thought that Jotaro would ask DIO to teach him how to do that so he can build a home closer to his dolphins but eh I guess that works too.

[@enkao5887]

you've won.

[@Bobcat205]

0:37 “It’s in my pants.”
The delivery of that line gets me every time.

[@conntoons_4848]

Same XD

[@Phant0mPers0n.]

*WANNA SEE IT* ☆⌒( ゝ ◡ ❛ )

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@Phant0mPers0n. yes

[@somecharacter01]

Jotaro: Jolyne I....
Jolyne: Yeah yeah I’m adopted
Jotaro: No... Joylne your mother is kakyoin....
Jolyne: Screw this imma head to prison....

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Some Character what. The. f u c k

[@christopherhumphrey8928]

My thoughts exactly Valentine

[@Mark-tq7bf]

Nice reference

[@IcyTaff]

Finally, a SFM of uncle Antfish JoJokes.

[@hatsofftoyou1905]

FINALLY! SOMEONE ELSE WHO GETS IT!

[@CCBrown92]

AntFish is how i was introduced to part 3. His DIO is what i hear in my head.

[@sezlinc4980]

You know you could've just excluded "The". This leaves:
" *A* lternate"
" *R* eality"
" *T* elevision"
It should stand by *"ART"* because that invention should stand by a TRUE acronym.

[@mioriya]

ITS A ART

[@scrunklepunk]

@@mioriya its a baseball

[@mioriya]

OH

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

Maybe that's the joke. It's not art, it's just tart.

[@highimyes8275]

What about
The
Alternate
Reality
Television
Now it cuts right?

[@manumx_gamer]

"Everything you do now is non-canon"
Jotaro: KAKYOIN
Kakyoin: What?
Jotaro: LETS GO TO YOUR BEDROOM
*And thats how Jouta Kujo borns*

[@joinme5560]

God no

[@avatarsokka7480]

this is a spawn from hell

[@avatarsokka7480]

straight up this came from hell that S H I P came from hell its supposed to be kakyion and jotaro's mom ( im joking ship what u want)

[@jennifercorbett8640]

Kakyoin: ...why is there a dead man with pink hair here?

[@avatarsokka7480]

woah another gay joke for gay people
*calm don im joking*

[@Beriorn]

To be fair though Dio had quite a few friends (many of whom with benefits). Too bad for him the JoJos killed them all.

[@Matto_Sama]

what's the origin of the "you're a jerk cause you don't have any friends" joke?

[@curtthekid402]

Eh, those guys are closer to "worshipers" then actual friends.

[@athomicritics]

only real friend he ever had was a gay italian priest

[@trunksrocks1]

a gay italian priest with a stupid name

[@LuminousIris]

Gucci

[@Hermectic]

No one wants to talk about Jotaro watching a Dolphin on TV?

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

It's Me Where's the confusion

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

it's common JoJo fandom joke because Kotaro became a marine biologist

[@Hermectic]

RipOffProductionsLLC Lol ik, I just wondered how no comments were made on it

[@senorwaffles3286]

He really likes Dolphins, he is a Marine Biologist

[@zylowolf7919]

Part 4 reference.

[@shadowplanner7146]

I read that as Dio’s intervention and now I’m just imaging Dio with a crippling alcohol addiction

[@thebilby602]

Dio is an alcoholic. He drinks when he's mad, at least he did before he turned vampire.

[@diobrando5067]

*cry*

[@Tenshi_Eirian]

@@diobrando5067 *hugs* shhhhh it's okay

[@diobrando5067]

@Angel Senpai *sad wry*

[@Tenshi_Eirian]

@@diobrando5067 shhhh we still love you baby boi

[@frog_is_here2299]

The ending is so beautiful "YOU ARE LYING TO ME"

[@jaydenliberty9536]

Could’ve done
Jotaro: YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART DIO
DIO: That was the point *smiles*
Idk I just expected that given his record of tearing the Joestar family apart

[@naranara1690]

Dio's erections can withstand underwater pressures of 16,000 pounds per square inch.

[@leviewings4689]

Haydn Anderson wow! It can take 8000 pounds? Incredible!

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

More like 4 000. Because the square root of 16 is 4 and not 8.

[@leviewings4689]

TheDetonator42 no more like 8000 because dio’s erections have a surface area of 0.5 square inches.

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

Do you even math bro?
That's with an "a" and not an "e".

[@leviewings4689]

TheDetonator42 do you even math bro? That’s with a weed, not a math.

[@om7amood577]

**Door Slams**
"What The-"
*"S A P B E T C H S"*

[@disgal6235]

*you built, a machine, UNDERWATER*
He has a point

[@funkmantim2661]

To be honest, less impressed he built it underwater, could of stopped time multiple times over until he had enough stopped time to safely assemble said machine.
My question is where he got the parts to actually make a TV to begin with.

[@madeleinebraham7500]

0:02 - How I walk into my friend’s house post-quarantine

[@mr.wither31006]

Lmao

[@namelessdork2256]

He said the device was in his pants, but then it was brought in by the World.
10/10.

[@atlasreborn7221]

0:03 when you bust into your friends house unexpectedly.

[@badimaaa4a548]

*'SUP BITCHES*

[@spaceguy9874]

"It's in my pants."
*Long pause*
"You're not talking about your..."
"No." *p a u s e* "wanna see it?"

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

wanna see it?

[@blueace1000]

*winks*

[@keniarivera7022]

“Just show me the device damn you.”

[@kakateboi42]

justshowmethedevicedamnyou

[@lonelyweebskits2990]

The way he says "I dId NoT" makes me laugh

[@BrightCaster]

I invented the best thing.

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

but it broke

[@ultimatekars7153]

Sup bitches and mariah sayed yes you do 😉

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

Baneblade ?

[@jnb_110]

Apollo Diomedes The Honor Guard
Pls tell me its a Flying Baneblade

[@samuelcasorran1709]

Pins?

[@Deadsphere]

Nobody:
DIO: I, DIO, DID NOT COME HERE TO FIGHT YOU, JOTARO.

[@joseph5761]

“YOUR TEARING ME APART”
me: yeah thats the whole point of dio’s career

[@viirv3130]

"You're a jerk, because you don't have any friends." - Jotaro Kujo, 2017

[@chunkydonovan2220]

Dio starring in the Room 2

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

**casual dolphin show music**
**door breaks**
Jotaro: what the?
DIO: *SUP BITCHES*
Jotaro: DIO?! What The hell are you doing here?! Didn’t I punch you causing you to blow up??
Also DIO: *i got proton.*

[@hottocatto6422]

"You're a jerk because you don't have friends"
" *I got friends--* *_I got lots of friend_* "
Me @ myself :,)

[@diego-he1tb]

when i see people hanging with their friends thought my window an i try to not get depressed 1:57

[@ILOVETOKOYAMITOWA]

mood

[@somedude725]

Oof

[@YuriYoshiosan]

Sup B- ches!
*DIO!* (Turns off TV with spinning Dolphin) The hell are you doing here?

[@King-om3cg]

I was playing destiny earlier and in the mission Black Garden the 3 Minotaurs come to life and break from stone when I saw that I was like “OH SHIT PILLAR MEN!!!"

[@mixalxd]

Washington Lopez AWAKEN MY BLASTERS

[@necrophiliac513]

Washington Lopez XD -OST PLAYS- OHHH SHIIIII-

[@nathadniel5790]

AIAIAIAIIAI

[@tylerhelm8073]

That's what Auto Rifles are for. Screaming "Muda" or "Ora" while holding the trigger... But don't die.

[@thethiccestboi7648]

I read the title as "Dio's intervention" and was disappointed it wasn't so

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

Magnifastard I just imagine Dio walking to his room and seeing Vanilla Ice, Pucci, and the rest of his followers and Pucci going, "Lord Dio, you have a problem"

[@hollyfindlay4051]

Same... This was still good though...

[@Cute_Deth]

How many times Dio said, “I diO”

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@officialb.k.7177]

Enrico Pucci DIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[@jackthehandsomehandsomejac8873]

Everytime Dio addresses himself (says "I, Dio") lower the video's speed

[@sab5592]

This is pain

[@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104]

So let's see Dio's alternate reality stand!
You know, the one where he says !ODURAW AZ

[@bosscraftx8507]

Scary Monsters...

[@gabyshine1410]

Jotaro would say: MUNITALP RATS!

[@CadetFD]

I died at “just show me the device damn you”

[@theguy3851]

Dio: the alternate reality-
Me: STFU AND TAKE MEH MONEY

[@someguy9227]

"This invention shows alternate realities." (Shows Persona 4)

[@goofyaahratproductions5580]

DIO: I DIO am very strong, I DIO can stop time, I D-
Jotaro: SHUT UP

[@wards-daveyclan6768]

Jotaro: you are tering me apart dio. DIO: that’s me

[@toucanplaythatgame9187]

0:03 is the best part in the whole SFM

[@sowffgeeg4888]

Dio's tv is in his pants, irony line...

[@stevepensando2593]

"The series is over, so everything you do now is non canon"
Considering this lead to Diavolo's death, it is 100% canon

[@Connorthecatsdad]

Tim Curry as DIO recreates interdimensional cable from Rick and Morty with meme quoting Joraro.
I'm in

[@tenebrefoxy1511]

"You're not talking about your..."
"Oh god no"
"Oh good because for a second i tought you were talking about your"
Welp i mean its jonathan one

[@tvoovm7254]

The voice acting is on point.