These Tekken Moves Will Do Zero Damage In Real Life

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    so i made a post in the tekken subreddit, and i let you guys decide which
    moves you think will deal ZERO damage in real life.
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    Tekken 6 OST - Staff Roll A
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  • @night1952
    @night1952 ปีที่แล้ว +3464

    I'm certain none of these people have ever been kicked in the shin.

    • @tsyrendambaev9675
      @tsyrendambaev9675 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Not that bad considering that you block most of the kicks in martial arts

    • @night1952
      @night1952 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      @@tsyrendambaev9675 have you done martial arts? You don't simply block with the shin, you use the upper part close to the knee where it's hardest and you have to train the shin to numb it.

    • @arksylus4180
      @arksylus4180 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      I train muay thai, i can say that for someone who didn't harden his shins, even getting punched in this area is painful, so for example moves like Laws banana peel, or dragunovs D2(knuckle punch, not karate chop like he is doing it) would hurt

    • @tsyrendambaev9675
      @tsyrendambaev9675 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@night1952 I trained muay thai, and every low kick I got in my shin didn't hurt that bad, and now compare those low kicks to the moves shown in that video. What about you? Have you done any martial arts?

    • @willromez
      @willromez ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They're not even proper kicks. Since they didn't even properly rotate their bodies to deliver power into their pitiful "leg kicks" if you even count those as kicks, since they're more like slaps using their feet

  • @kyizin5160
    @kyizin5160 ปีที่แล้ว +2697

    Any move that involves a hit to the shin can inflict serious pain

    • @brasdous8786
      @brasdous8786 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Except for julia's

    • @PiccoloNamexio
      @PiccoloNamexio ปีที่แล้ว +180

      1:18 OMG SO TRUE😱

    • @ripmowt
      @ripmowt ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yep. a relaxed walk . An unseen coffee tablet. I know it all to well.

    • @tonybloodloss
      @tonybloodloss ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brasdous8786 because it wasn't in the shin. It was in the nuts.

    • @brasdous8786
      @brasdous8786 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tonybloodloss get your eyes checked

  • @SapSapirot
    @SapSapirot ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    Claudio's dab is an eye poke.

    • @meeko-meeko
      @meeko-meeko ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Also gives cringe

    • @morkagorka
      @morkagorka ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It can do serious damage since the eyes are the softest things you can hit in the head.

    • @TheHeroOfTime520
      @TheHeroOfTime520 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@meeko-meeko or a chubby to Jojo fans

    • @bloovboi4260
      @bloovboi4260 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah that's a Michael Jackson move

    • @gtoyadhatagyab8013
      @gtoyadhatagyab8013 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol, yes he just pokes with style, he'll both blinds and discombobulate the opponent

  • @PandaKnightsFightingDragons
    @PandaKnightsFightingDragons ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    King's Death Roll would absolutely destroy your joints. It'd probably destroy his too, but that's besides the point

    • @kobrer3
      @kobrer3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      imagine doing it on concrete or any hard floor.

    • @Reineerus_The_Rat
      @Reineerus_The_Rat ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I've been in a cradle hold, did wrestling for about 4 years before a hip injury took me out of it. THEY HURT LIKE A BITCH

    • @piggy-iy5re
      @piggy-iy5re ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@kobrer3 That's what I'm saying man, ain't no way you see that and say "that don't look like it hurt"

    • @Popstar.s2k
      @Popstar.s2k ปีที่แล้ว +57

      If you slow it down it looks like he slams the opponent on the back of their head a few times as well 💀

    • @childoflight9084
      @childoflight9084 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not really, it's not functional sure but most of the time king rolls on his back so his joints will mostly be fine

  • @Lord_Dranek
    @Lord_Dranek ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    Just because King's kick is slow doesn't mean it wont pack a punch, just look at the size of that boot and how heavy that kick looks. For comparison you can also throw a fast weak kick.

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Its technique and physics.
      King's 3 kick would do significant damage due to his mass, him utilizing that mass by _stepping forward_ and driving it in, focusing that mass onto a small surface area which is his foot, and finally landing that kick onto a vulnerable target which is the head.
      Have that redditor who said his attack would do no damage by having a smaller guy performing the same attack and watch his neck snap backwards.

    • @bkp2419
      @bkp2419 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Letting people who never did martial arts that kick isn't slow.
      Not lighting fast but damn near enough to knock someone *heads off* considering the log he has a leg.
      For real how can anyone think that shit translated into real life is slow ?
      Bro look at your screen.
      Count the seconds between startup and contact damn.
      Btw check his stance when landing the kick. I'm not joking, with a form that clean he can kill someone unfortunate enough to suffer internal bleeding from the shock.

    • @bkp2419
      @bkp2419 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know, considering it's a high kick it might be considered absurdly fast, but I'd ask around before shouting it out loud.
      * Also this com aimed at everyone, not specifically at the people here giving the kick some of it due respect.

    • @berke5450
      @berke5450 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That kick definately kill a redditor in one shot.

    • @floofzykitty5072
      @floofzykitty5072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would do zero damage because no one would get hit by it and kicks are rarely used in FUNCTIONAL for self defence martial arts

  • @iDenosis
    @iDenosis ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    The Pizza throw does *emotional damage* which is arguably worse

    • @masonasaro2118
      @masonasaro2118 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      E-MOtional DAAM-age

    • @douglasflores41
      @douglasflores41 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      As someone that got hit with an old hard bread once, i can say it can hurt like a fucking stone

    • @cortepapel5706
      @cortepapel5706 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Quite a con
      The one pro though?
      THE PIZZA HE-MAN, EAT IT!!!

    • @avb3065
      @avb3065 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that throw was mean

    • @papi2shampu4u
      @papi2shampu4u ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola ปีที่แล้ว +172

    0:20 This would *absolutely* hurt 💀

    • @thejohnrahm
      @thejohnrahm ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah on concrete that's brutal. might even break a bone.

    • @elidhanMC
      @elidhanMC ปีที่แล้ว +29

      anyone who thinks that wouldn't hurt clearly haven't tried rolling on solid ground or wrestling

    • @CYB3R2K
      @CYB3R2K ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe but the fact you would be stupid enough to get caught by that lousy move

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      If it's the mat that's doing nothing. If it's a street, chances are you're gonna get the worst case of road rash of your life

    • @synthzooka
      @synthzooka 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@rianmela3825 even if it is on cushioned floor
      the force of the giant tiger man laying on your neck and chin is still going to hurt

  • @adenoidbird4689
    @adenoidbird4689 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    “Kings kick is so slow it wouldn’t do anything irl” -moments before neck snaps from essentially getting whacked with a tree trunk-

    • @j.t.7786
      @j.t.7786 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Common Redditor L, clearly they haven’t done martial arts

  • @RenaissanceSloth
    @RenaissanceSloth ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "King's slow ass basic kick"
    *Literally a front kick to the face*
    *Doubt*

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not a lightning-fast kick, but still nowhere near slow enough to NOT break your jaw, head and anything else up there

  • @nikitakusuma8440
    @nikitakusuma8440 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    People who thinks chest bump doesnt do damage never do chest bump irl. Especially with people who outweighs them. Like okay the chest bump itself wont make your chest hurt as if someone landing a blow on your chest but it can generate enough momentum to knock someone off their feet

    • @Jords250
      @Jords250 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yea that stuff can hurt

    • @willromez
      @willromez ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The chest bump it self doesn't hurt, which is what we're measuring here
      So anything that happens after the chest bump like losing balance then falling on your ass doesn't count

    • @Bubbble_Bear
      @Bubbble_Bear ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@willromez the most dangerous part about the chest bump is whatever happens next if you lose your balance

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@willromez it can still cause some damage by itself. Getting bumped like that can damage your neck because of the force.

    • @Zeboki
      @Zeboki ปีที่แล้ว +28

      In fairness you need friends to learn that chest bumps are no joke and most of these redditors clearly never went for a jog only to have physical force applied to their shins.

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I don't know, King's "3" kick looks like it would hurt a lot.

    • @acutefailure1
      @acutefailure1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely. A heavy kick to head by the biggest man in Mexico would hurt like hell

    • @MioMillefeuille
      @MioMillefeuille ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That looked like a heavy ass kick 😂

    • @stevekerbal9638
      @stevekerbal9638 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It is actually a full roundhouse kick to the face. I would agree. That hurts.

    • @TrialoftheMonkeys
      @TrialoftheMonkeys ปีที่แล้ว

      Front teep to the chin would absolutely KO you

    • @fuckthisshitagain
      @fuckthisshitagain ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevekerbal9638 yes a roundhouse kick will do massive damage with King's heavy ass boots
      Especially when it is at joints or your goddamm fucking face

  • @rodgercampo5332
    @rodgercampo5332 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    Lmao if you try any of these moves on a redditor, they'd probably scream for their mama 😂

    • @garymichalles8383
      @garymichalles8383 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Some men would pay good money to have Nina's moves done on them...

    • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292
      @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Real men pays to have Bob do moves on you.

    • @skye387
      @skye387 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The pizza throw is emotional damage

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@garymichalles8383 lmao, how about that but done by a man

    • @matthewhamilton2287
      @matthewhamilton2287 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jestfullgremblim8002 even better

  • @junojuno3745
    @junojuno3745 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Convinced 90% of the original commenters have never hit anyone or been hit before. Jesus christ Chloe’s shin kick is gonna HURT.

    • @j.t.7786
      @j.t.7786 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Obviously, its Reddit

  • @linneausmsiska1184
    @linneausmsiska1184 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    A number of attacks in this video especially the shin kicks would do damage. Also remember that martial artists in the tekken universe are pretty much almost super human in terms of strength. Remember when bruce urvin elbowed a car

    • @elikyiael8740
      @elikyiael8740 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i love bruce, i miss him

    • @PiccoloNamexio
      @PiccoloNamexio ปีที่แล้ว

      Superhuman this... Car elbow that, oh shut up. No shit, this video is just a joke. No need for your "next level" observation

    • @linneausmsiska1184
      @linneausmsiska1184 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PiccoloNamexio its also clickbaity

    • @elikyiael8740
      @elikyiael8740 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PiccoloNamexio its just a comment amongst many other. no need for your "next level" observation 🤓

    • @Al-ng2wn
      @Al-ng2wn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was a video on kick boxing vs muay thai to prove that which is better. Muay Thai insisted stuff like leg strike, clinching and elbow. He was only allowed leg strike. When he went into the match, he just kick his leg only until he can't stand up and kick boxer guy surrendered. He doesn't know how to defend against such strikes.
      th-cam.com/video/EgYlQg0SFGM/w-d-xo.html

  • @ravaniphoenix5431
    @ravaniphoenix5431 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Nah. Rolling Death Cradle would definitely damage you a lot IRL. Look at the hulking man that is King and tell me that you would tank him rolling you around like that. You must be insane to think you wouldn't be crushed. That would hurt like hell.

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That wouldn't matter, the thing that would matter is how many times your head and elbows slam against the floor.

    • @randomnobody8713
      @randomnobody8713 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah I was so confused at that part

    • @LevantineR1
      @LevantineR1 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Even if your joints aren't being pressed into concrete, that move is going to tire you out as you fight to avoid getting those joints wrecked. Wrestling/grappling is incredibly exhausting.

    • @EkipsspiegeL
      @EkipsspiegeL ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, especially on concrete or asphalt

    • @Mrbest42069
      @Mrbest42069 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also if you pair it with bone breaking moves ita gonna hurt like hell

  • @yagodoval7131
    @yagodoval7131 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Asuka's 1+2 it's literally a really fast blow into your stomach, it's used in some martial arts

    • @tsyrendambaev9675
      @tsyrendambaev9675 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, her blow stops one inch away from your stomach, then she does some Bruce Lee shit

    • @membersxnlyy
      @membersxnlyy ปีที่แล้ว

      Zero inch punch

    • @night1952
      @night1952 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Isn't it some kind of one inch punch? Those don't really work.

    • @membersxnlyy
      @membersxnlyy ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@night1952 they do

    • @jeremynguimbi7957
      @jeremynguimbi7957 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah furthermore, Jun's version (Shunkei I think) would hurt more in the stomach.

  • @MKirisame
    @MKirisame ปีที่แล้ว +251

    AK uses pro-wrestler move "poison mist" when u spew a colored water in a face. But imagine that he chew some chili pepper and then spew that mass in your eyes.

    • @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83
      @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Then you realise yoshis is called bad stomach, so hes spewing stomach acid? If so that's weirdly impressive and would really hurt the eye

    • @MarcyRavenManji
      @MarcyRavenManji ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 stomach acid (hydrochloric acid) can melt metal, so I think that would do more than just hurt the eye

    • @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN
      @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 Nope. It's a ninja cliche. He's spitting poison. The move name is very likely a joke name.

    • @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145
      @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN It's named that because his initial stance before doing the poison breath is him clutching his midsection, feigning a stomachache

  • @dredddizzah9705
    @dredddizzah9705 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    1:51 The eye contact he makes while doing it...

    • @CereDulce37
      @CereDulce37 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🥵

    • @JameyJoeshuaOfficial
      @JameyJoeshuaOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn't know Tekken had ghosts of horses

    • @dredddizzah9705
      @dredddizzah9705 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NiCoNiCoNiCola Thank you, for making this clip even more cursed

  • @RhythmLP
    @RhythmLP ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Ling is literally kicking you in the forehead, eyes, or nose with the front of her shoe. That shit will hurt even with just a little force.

    • @Mr440c
      @Mr440c ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You won't see it coming as well. That amplifies the damage.

    • @worldof2ndfluteclarinet353
      @worldof2ndfluteclarinet353 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine getting into a fight with her in school

  • @Majuub-QuickshotNation
    @Majuub-QuickshotNation ปีที่แล้ว +47

    For those who don’t know how to fight: A lot of these wouldn’t only pack some damage but it would catch a lot of you off guard. Slapping a leg up or away (especially if a kick is coming your way) diverges the force away from you and forces the opponent to not be able to control themselves, as they will be heading the direction of the said attack. This will all give you a lot of opportunities to counter and deal some of these attacks. I also see people talking about King… just FYI that isn’t a slow kick. Far from it. It’s recognizable of course. But it is far from slow. The power that’ll come from that leg is enough to probably snap any tendon connecting the neck to your brain with very little difficulty. Trust me I’ve fought enough to know that a lot of these attacks are very crucial in a fight. Chest bumps… are very rarely used unless a person (significantly a person overweight/big) uses them and yes they deliver force that isn’t easy to stand back up from. Because the ground also packs a lot. 😂 so all of the people who don’t think that any of these wouldn’t be useful: Leave that to the professionals and teachers of martial arts to decide.

    • @TheSultan1470
      @TheSultan1470 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, that's the thing about these, IF they connected on an unassuming opponent, they would probably take them out in one attack.

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Will Anna's butt hurt?

  • @puglet8792
    @puglet8792 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    1:25 high round kick, that would hurt extremely bad. Especially at the size of someone like king

  • @thetriathigamer1544
    @thetriathigamer1544 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    A lot of people seem to think that they can handle a kick to head of any sort and not even flinch, which is wild to me

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Probably because those same people did get kicked in the head.
      Hence the reduced IQ.

  • @rashad4566
    @rashad4566 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    0:46 this guy understands

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't mind having Nina all over myself

    • @rashad4566
      @rashad4566 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tacitozetticci9308 Exactly.

    • @alies-
      @alies- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i want to be ninas dummy when she does that

    • @rashad4566
      @rashad4566 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alies- He sees the vision

    • @JunKazamaFan
      @JunKazamaFan ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Why else do you think the opponent just allows Nina to circle all around them like that?

  • @FartingSpider12
    @FartingSpider12 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Asuka's 1+2 is literally a thrust straight to the solar plexus and its not hard to imagine that, as a martial arts master, she knows how to generate maximum force with minimal movement. Some of these people seem to have never taken a hit to sensitive areas like shins or solar plexus. Hurts like hell

    • @Perdix64
      @Perdix64 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s a major spot that can cause someone to crumble, it’s why most martial artists defend that point.

    • @yof2210
      @yof2210 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Y'all have seen Yakuza's Tiger Drop?
      Yeah *That's* the Tiger Drop

  • @user-zb6gt7og9q
    @user-zb6gt7og9q ปีที่แล้ว +111

    King's chain throw makes me mad but it also makes it imagine how good it would feel to be chiropractically adjusted like that

    • @sanicboi9187
      @sanicboi9187 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      King could be a chiropractor as a side hustle, just would have to make his grapples a little less deadly lmao

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter ปีที่แล้ว

      You would slam your head and elbows against the ground multiple times.

  • @kleberoba817
    @kleberoba817 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Look at King's sheer size, I have no doubt a chest bump from someome who's pure muscle (and probably steroids) would hurt

    • @z.e.r.o.6515
      @z.e.r.o.6515 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Depends whether they have momentum or not. He clearly didn't so it wouldn't do much

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@z.e.r.o.6515he literally had a running start, what do you mean NO MOMENTUM

  • @ZephyrusBlue
    @ZephyrusBlue ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I’m 31 seconds in and I’m appalled at the ignorance of these comments. Even Lucky Chloe here at 0:30, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN KICKED IN THE SHIN WITH THE EDGE OF A SHOE??? Not to mention with her form she could absolutely wreck your knee without really any risk to herself. Smh

    • @linneausmsiska1184
      @linneausmsiska1184 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A number of attacks in this video especially the shin kicks would do damage. Also remember that martial artists in the tekken universe are pretty much almost super human in terms of strength. Remember when bruce urvin elbowed a car

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bruh
      Chloe started from a jump and kicked to the shin straight on while descending.
      I don't care if Jin is a black belt in Kyokushin.
      His shin would've *snapped* if he didn't defend by moving along with Chloe's foot to dissipate the force.
      Those redditors have never been in a fight, I swear.

    • @linneausmsiska1184
      @linneausmsiska1184 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DJWeapon8this video feels a little bit like clickbait.

    • @pauloazuela8488
      @pauloazuela8488 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@linneausmsiska1184 Well yes and no because the main objective was to showcase how dumb redditors are. It's the fan comments he posted that think these moves are not something will hurt you

    • @z.e.r.o.6515
      @z.e.r.o.6515 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was towards his feet, not the shin. And Chloe may weigh half of Jin so it wouldn't have done much damage but if it was performed in real life then it would depend on who's giving the hit and who's taking it. You also seem to be getting something wrong here, shins cannot snap but they can be torn, or fractured.

  • @kaiko70
    @kaiko70 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Every hit from a woman" LOL

    • @GioHimonPro
      @GioHimonPro หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Burst out laughing in the train😂😂

    • @christoffelsymbol1631
      @christoffelsymbol1631 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Unless that woman is Alisa😳

    • @JohnnyBoi-11153
      @JohnnyBoi-11153 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Incels ☕️

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Classic redditors. Say stupid shit, and downvote someone who actually has a point.

    • @tretretre1111
      @tretretre1111 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Gamer moment

  • @louiscruz624
    @louiscruz624 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    We were actually taught Xiaoyu's downward slaps (d+1) in Kung Fu class, and yes it hurts. A lot

  • @KamenRiderRei
    @KamenRiderRei ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:30 that's just an oblique kick. any higher and you could turn someone's leg into a fucked up parabola.
    1:22 It's really not slow at all, it's telegraphed like it's gonna be a front kick or a teep but it looks like it hits like a stepping roundhouse. Not to mention, most people wouldn't expect a guy as large as king to throw a head kick like that. Now imagine the amount of force he could generate with all that mass.
    also like AK's stinky poison mist/stink breath, first imagine getting chemicals spat into your eyes and also i once smelled my friend's dad from across the house when he came home from work once and the closer he was the closer i got to actually throwing up, it made me slightly understand how chemical warfare works. Smells can hurt too, redditors don't know what they're talking about.

  • @vnquoctru
    @vnquoctru ปีที่แล้ว +50

    80% of Claudio's movelist

  • @dudemcguy10
    @dudemcguy10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:30 Bro, whoever said a full wind up punt to the face would not hurt has never been hit, lmao. Impractical? Definitely.

  • @Nokronz
    @Nokronz ปีที่แล้ว +31

    1:09 this hurts alot, could break your legs from a heavy person

    • @nick66lg2010
      @nick66lg2010 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m SAYIN. I literally tore my ACL from the same exact motion in high school. That clip invalidated the whole video for me. 😂

  • @watkinssixtysix
    @watkinssixtysix ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Most of these would hurt lmao except the pizza throw, if you don’t think getting slung around in a cradle doesn’t hurt you’ve clearly never wrestled. And mma fights have been won by leg kicks, getting your leg, knee and shin smacked all do more damage than it looks. Clearly homie has never fought irl

    • @CheeseYoni
      @CheeseYoni  ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It doesn't take a genius to see this isn't my list.

    • @Reineerus_The_Rat
      @Reineerus_The_Rat ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeeaaahh... cradles hurt like an MF.

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      pizza throw would hurt if its fresh out of the oven

    • @watkinssixtysix
      @watkinssixtysix ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CheeseYoni all my brain cells are gone from fighting

    • @WereSmarterThanThis
      @WereSmarterThanThis ปีที่แล้ว +5

      frozen pizza 🥶🥶

  • @Kiidomaru
    @Kiidomaru ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You obviously never had pizza thrown at your face that marinara sauce burns lol😂

  • @shiennohajime1495
    @shiennohajime1495 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Trust me, you don't want to the body weight of a bear against you. With all that fat, if they're not breaking something, they're smothering you.
    Just imagine the amount of strength needed to move aside a real life bear that is sleeping on you. It's no teddy.
    But a rear hit is even worse.

  • @junegloomy
    @junegloomy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The pizza throw deals 100% emotional damage in real life.

  • @directorh7649
    @directorh7649 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I feel like the Sumo guy rolling into you would probably cause you to trip if you don't move your feet in time IRL. Impractical sure, but I don't think it'd just not hurt

    • @julienherard414
      @julienherard414 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But if he begins to role on you after you have fallen, you will be flattened

  • @Kolbatsu
    @Kolbatsu ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Those shin attacks tho. More powerful than several electric wind god fists

  • @phaZonJJ27
    @phaZonJJ27 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A grizzly bear thrusting it's lower body towards you may definitely be painful Lol 0:11

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yep. Like getting bumped into by a car

  • @BGuhChannel27
    @BGuhChannel27 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Nina's rage art just broke his arm, And it will be zero damage in real life?

    • @23lief86
      @23lief86 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's because it doesn't look like she's doing that, but she also can't do that because the animations are made by real people moving and those guys forgot that. lol

    • @KarlKognition
      @KarlKognition ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She pulls on the elbow into her stomach instead of the wrist. She cannot damage the arm.

    • @allwithaphone9506
      @allwithaphone9506 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yea she doesn't properly execute the armbar so no real damage is done besides a real painful stretch. with a more proper form shed easily broken his arm thO

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allwithaphone9506 Didn't need to get that far, she broke his neck by using it as a pivot point for her whole body.

    • @thejohnrahm
      @thejohnrahm ปีที่แล้ว +7

      she doesn't do a proper armbar. horrible finishing mechanics. she could have just finished the triangle and won. it's stupid.

  • @alixvapp
    @alixvapp ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When I saw Claudio's move for the first time, I laughed out loud because how it looks as stylish as a K-pop boys band dance move

  • @Acesilvergaming
    @Acesilvergaming ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You've awoken all the combat sleeper agents lol

  • @praetosstuff8230
    @praetosstuff8230 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:20 The initial takedown could definitely hurt especially if the ground is hard and if you land head first

  • @ksdtsubfil6840
    @ksdtsubfil6840 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I actually appreciate CheeseYoni for making this video because some of them do seem like they would not hurt, but I kind of agree with some comments here since they do look harmful to some extent. Maybe it's just my experience but because I was a dumb kid, I would try some of these moves on people. In high school, I got in trouble because I did Zafina's Lapis Dagger (uf+1) on some jerk. I should NOT have done that.

    • @davidfl.220
      @davidfl.220 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened ?

    • @ksdtsubfil6840
      @ksdtsubfil6840 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidfl.220 Bullying. Let's just say I snapped after months of abusive behavior.

    • @ultralowspekken
      @ultralowspekken ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ksdtsubfil6840 the madlad picked Zafina's upwards backhand of all moves

  • @Twisted_Tempest
    @Twisted_Tempest ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Armour King's "Stank Breath" is actually something called Green Mist, and is a heel move typical in Japanese pro-wrestling. It's not a bad breath, but rather a green liquid spat in your face, and more specifically your eyes. Of course pro-wrestling is a show more than a fight, so it's likely safe to use in an actual match, but in a less regulated situation, with the right chemical, you could do some nasty stuff to your opponent's eyes.

  • @TwilightArts
    @TwilightArts ปีที่แล้ว +50

    0:42 is not just a silly butt attack, it's called a Tetsuzanko, used in the martial art Bajiquan. One of the most overused moves in Anime and Fighting games. Not sure how strong or effective that move can actually be IRL, but no damage? I don't think so 🤔

    • @GunShocka
      @GunShocka ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ive seen it done before. I wouldnt say it would knock anyone out as its just a body check really but the person i saw using it said they typically use it to create openings not to really do damage

    • @WhoreANG
      @WhoreANG ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anna is definitely using her butt. Tetsuzanko is using your shoulder, so Julia, Paul and Leo would cover that in Tekken.

    • @Lovecraft_88
      @Lovecraft_88 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tetsuzanko is a shoulder strike (not really useful IRL). Anna hits with her hip/booty(not too useful IRL either).

    • @TwilightArts
      @TwilightArts ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WhoreANG True. I still want to believe that it's her interpretation of a Tetsuzanko. Like she's using her most prominent features, her "assets" (pun intended) if you will, to her advantage, and strikes with whatever sticks out the most 😅

    • @Cracker_Smacker
      @Cracker_Smacker ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unless you sprint full speed and tackle someone with your butt then no in simply not have enough momentum unless you willing to throw your weight and lose balance just to pull it off wich in this case she didn't

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rolling death cradle will literally snap your neck.
    Also every one of dragonuv's moves will leave you crippled. Man's a fucking menace 💀💀💀

  • @Stefinater
    @Stefinater ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I get dizzy real easily, pretty sure I simply would not be able to stand up for at least a good 2 min after Kunimitsu’s spin.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not to mention the whiplash…

  • @mango-chan5662
    @mango-chan5662 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:23 Idk why but this slow ass kick made me laugh because of the screen shake and the knockback
    It's just so basic yet so funny

  • @boyikaruz8415
    @boyikaruz8415 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:04 yoo wtf is that move 😂

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Whiplash generator 2013

  • @AureusMongrel
    @AureusMongrel ปีที่แล้ว +8

    King`s chest bump maybe aint devasteting. But once in my live i run in to a other guys chest and got swollen eye.
    Yhea that hurt.

  • @no-sparringholloway
    @no-sparringholloway ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't play Tekken but the one at 0:30 is an Oblique Kick, it can literally destroy your knee in an instant.
    Pretty sure that kick at 1:24 would do damage to any human being. They do that a lot in Muay-Thai fights.

  • @undeniablySomeGuy
    @undeniablySomeGuy ปีที่แล้ว +10

    agree with most of these but 1:23 is obviously a pretty heavy kick

  • @Aaa-vp6ug
    @Aaa-vp6ug 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:19 she smacks your Achilles heel, that’s a trip right there.

  • @Kageneko938
    @Kageneko938 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Asuka's df/2 could like trip your opponents backwards if you hit the shin harder in real life. And Xiaoyu's b/3 can really hurt just as Zhang Ziyi did it in Rush Hour 2 to Chris Tucker

  • @Not_Chen
    @Not_Chen ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They should ask their friend to hit them like that XD
    It's hurt in real life

  • @shortking_05
    @shortking_05 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Zafina's scarecrow 4 would do decent damage. ff2 would be hurtful too

    • @edgelord121
      @edgelord121 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her throws 💀

  • @ametozukumazu6073
    @ametozukumazu6073 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can justify the thinking of that lows didn't hurt by lack fighting knowledge but King's 3 and RDC? First a huge kick on your face that can break your jaw and second your head between floor and 120+ kg guy, getting squished several that can make you unconscious or die if you have a blood pressure problems.

  • @Marc-zi4vg
    @Marc-zi4vg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man alot of these guys hadn't seen a regular mma fight or done martial arts, shin kicks hurt especially if the opponent decides to spam it

  • @NoirLouisStream
    @NoirLouisStream ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Rolling Death Cradle aren’t doing any damage, but it will make you out of breathe when you are being locked in it.
    I’m serious when submission game is more tiring than striking.

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Also he's rolling the back of your head into the floor multiple times. If it's not a mat, then you're done for

  • @Starryeyeddreamer2001
    @Starryeyeddreamer2001 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That guy who suggested lucky chloe must not have been kicked by the shin yet

    • @ksdtsubfil6840
      @ksdtsubfil6840 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I haven't been kicked in the shin yet but the pain I felt from all the "scooter-ankle" incidents I endured has permanently made me scared and vigilant

    • @keyjeyelpi
      @keyjeyelpi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True, let alone a jumping one. Those can break a leg

    • @edgelord121
      @edgelord121 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nor did he take into account that she jumps into it, putting her body weight behind the hit

  • @juliusdv6657
    @juliusdv6657 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm sure if a bear booty bumps you, that's going to absolutely hurt.

  • @dav-ee2cf
    @dav-ee2cf ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the king kick would probably knock my ass out

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It would probably dislocate my neck and splay my internal organs. He’s easily FAR more than twice my weight (nearly breaking 3x my weight), and he’s got massive legs (nearly a FULL METER long. Or 3’3”. Approximation based on him being 200cm or about 6’6”)
      He’s kicking my remains into next week. Especially since I don’t break 160cm (5’3”)

  • @jurekis9177
    @jurekis9177 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm not so sure about King, it's +120 kg rolling over you agressively, often on rough, uneven ground. Maybe won't inuure that much, but will leave some damage

    • @Vyomesh839
      @Vyomesh839 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Maybe it won't injure that much"
      Bro, you can kiss your joints goodbye, also I have looked at RDC in slow motion, and King slams your had into the floor a couple of times doing it. King is cold AF 🤣

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He’s officially 135 kg.
      For comparison, that’s just 2.4 pounds (Or a little over one kg) short of your average female brown bear.

  • @BGuhChannel27
    @BGuhChannel27 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That pizza throw will be An emotional damage

  • @dougdadronpookiegonda6157
    @dougdadronpookiegonda6157 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of those ankle kicks keep getting kicked there will inflict pain

  • @frikanetwork
    @frikanetwork ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I once did laws Gainer in real life and by accident it got my opponent right under the chin.I was a bit tipsy but managed to land perfectly. I doubt I'll be able to do it again. The crowd was just shocked they began applauding. These moves are dangerous. Take care of yourselves out there.

  • @Migixkem
    @Migixkem ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *"pretty sure she has bricks on those paws"*

  • @slithxrx4489
    @slithxrx4489 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    some of these will do damage

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil ปีที่แล้ว +2

    most of these moves either revolve around dizzying the opponent or just using your own body mass to do something

  • @toxicyt1oo1
    @toxicyt1oo1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bro what yoshimitsu was doing was looking SUS

  • @tgslayer4774
    @tgslayer4774 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The pizza throw would hurt if it was fresh from the oven.

  • @hunterbanks3746
    @hunterbanks3746 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Don't underestimate shin kicks. Somewhere between 0 damage and 1000 damage depending how many you take

  • @riegen.
    @riegen. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rolling death cradle is basically going snu snu in the bed with someone

  • @sslime4649
    @sslime4649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who everyone says that they wont do dmg might have not had a single fight ever... Nevermind leaving they home

  • @randomguy-zf4nd
    @randomguy-zf4nd ปีที่แล้ว +10

    People saying "shin moves hurt" clearly forget that a reddittor's shin bones are protected by their 60lbs of fat layer

  • @johnsmith45542
    @johnsmith45542 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nah, RDC would hurt like hell if a giant leopard man did that to you

  • @crazymulatto8981
    @crazymulatto8981 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That submission roll King does on the ground would definitely do damage, especially on a hard surface like concrete, so yeah.

  • @BakedConjurer5
    @BakedConjurer5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    finally one of the wonder questions in my mind has been talked about, we all think these makes sense but if this is real life some of these attack not only look goofy but will tickle the people

  • @crazyhaze4444
    @crazyhaze4444 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bro zafina sometimes stabs you with literal azazels hand

  • @zakari_rai
    @zakari_rai ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *shin pain intensifies*

  • @neatpicky3925
    @neatpicky3925 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Armor King's stink breath works if you're a BJJ guy who hates laundry

  • @kemalerdemsahin410
    @kemalerdemsahin410 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Claudio's d22 looks like he's wiping the floor

  • @randomstuff4762
    @randomstuff4762 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the stupid little dance low that lc does could probably break someone's foot irl

  • @LeoGoe0303
    @LeoGoe0303 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    why King's b1+2 doesn't count? he just literally grabs the opponent and turn them around
    P.S: the extension string of b1+2 doesn't count, only the b1+2

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But he's kinda rough 😣

    • @TokyMiku
      @TokyMiku ปีที่แล้ว +6

      because b1+2 alone doesnt do damage in the game either

  • @RapidTank45321
    @RapidTank45321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    rolling death cradle would hurt like ass, imagine being curled into a ball against your own will then just rolling around the ground. imagine if the ground had rocks or smtn then it would really hurt

  • @Zamoxino
    @Zamoxino ปีที่แล้ว

    i didnt planned to comment on this cause i got a lot of fun watching it and shared to a friend but since there is so much drama in comments i will just throw my comment in saying: good vid lmao, i actually didnt expect to find video connected to that post in my YT recommendations

  • @dzastin0713
    @dzastin0713 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This Kuni throw, she is basically holding back your wrist forcing you to spin.... Imagine how painful would that actually be if you simply don't spin trying to avoid it...

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I didn’t notice that.
      And the whiplash would probably make it a LOT worse

  • @hispanicgoku6355
    @hispanicgoku6355 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The RDC would actually be extremely painful, especially on solid ground.

    • @lamarhoward8478
      @lamarhoward8478 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right I wouldn't want to be on the ground getting rolled around by a grappler like that lol

    • @night1952
      @night1952 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine 125kg of muscle grinding you into the ground.

    • @NextGenBluePro
      @NextGenBluePro ปีที่แล้ว

      Original commenter here, if you look closely Jin never even makes contact with the ground he’s essentially just being spun around & around, nauseating yes, painful no

    • @SchradeDemise
      @SchradeDemise ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You see, only King makes the contact with the ground while Jin is being held inside his hugs

    • @jovexii564
      @jovexii564 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn’t want to take a RDC on a full stomach 😂

  • @delastfrancois8907
    @delastfrancois8907 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rolling death cradle would probably be a technique to tire out the opponent from all the body transitions and forceful use of breath due to these positions.

  • @cloneclone5341
    @cloneclone5341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    any butt moves are basically throwing your own bodyweight at the enemy, so it could hurt.
    yoshi's flash is supposed to be a counter, imagine punching that sword

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You aren't throwing your body, you're throwing your hips. Unless Anna has an inhumanly tight butt, all it'll do is push you away.

  • @Yokai_Yuri
    @Yokai_Yuri ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some of these might do some minor damage or moderate depending on the person

  • @simonlim6475
    @simonlim6475 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Asuka's 1+2 is a wrist lock it does deal damage in real life

    • @thejohnrahm
      @thejohnrahm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      looks like a one inch punch to me. it is blockable, isn't it? this would suggest that it's a strike and not a grapple of any kind. a lot of these moves could be modified and look similar (whilst being more effective).

  • @ashtonfranklin4620
    @ashtonfranklin4620 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of these can actually hurt you in real life.

  • @ratman9780
    @ratman9780 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    idk man, everything in this video except the pizza throw seem to be able to do damage in real life to some extend

  • @bkp2419
    @bkp2419 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Letting people who never did martial arts that kick isn't slow.
    1:22
    Not lighting fast but damn near enough to knock someone heads off considering the log he has a leg.
    For real how can anyone think that shit translated into real life is slow ?
    Bro look at your screen.
    Count the seconds between startup and contact damn.
    Btw check his stance when landing the kick. I'm not joking, with a form that clean he can kill someone unfortunate enough to suffer internal bleeding from the shock.
    You know, considering it's a high kick it might be considered absurdly fast, but I'd ask around before shouting it out loud.
    Also, I was not at an international level, but I tell a good kick when I see one.
    ( got complimented about my low kicks a few times also, I'm holding these like trophies and nothing will y'all say can change that)
    (( I gotta suck since then, gotta take my trainings back ))

  • @MDR098
    @MDR098 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    they're stylish, that's all that matter

  • @trasheditz5441
    @trasheditz5441 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aye hold up now the shin and knee kicks is dangerous work

  • @Charismaniac
    @Charismaniac ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Katarina's and Lili's backhand slaps to the body don't even tickle. However, some of the shots from this video would definitely do damage in real life.