Counting for y’all you’re welcome 🙏 I am mad bored 😭 im just dancing around waiting for my cue 😭💃💃💃 my first time listening by the way sorry for the off topic commentary 😭 IIIII oh he nice 😍 I oh lord I would cat fight over his ahh too TRASHY this my favorite bar they even play the royalty free shit 🙄 I (one sweet after, not counted as a sweetie) IIIIIIIIIIIII (another sweet) IIIIIII TOTAL SWEETIE COUNT: 27 TOTAL “SWEET” COUNT: 29 YOURE WELCOME LOVE YALL BEAUTIES 😘
As a shy person if this would happen in RL I would freak out go in a corner and this "IS THIS TO FAST?! HOW DID HE KNOW BUT IS THE RELATIONSHIP GOING TO FAST-" TAT"
Him: so what kind of hobbies do you have Me: I sing i draw and I love to dance Him: oh those are very unique Me: oh thank you that just made my day sooo much better
If I had a dollar for every time this guy called me sweetie I would have a total of 29 dollars..and I ain’t mad that’s some useful gas money right there🤣
Him :- oh i saw a very cute girl and i wanted to know her--- Me :- ohhh ok go to that cute girl then-- Him :- ohh no sweat heart you are cute , don't deny that-- Me :- well mister that is not called denying that is called being *honest*
This was the cutest thing ever oh my 😭 I counted the sweeties my first time around so here they are 😭: “SWEETIE” (WITH IE SUFFIX ONLY): 27 TOTAL TIMES THE ROOT WORD SWEET WAS MENTIONED: 29
Him :- so , what kind of hobbies do you have? Me "being MIT engineer" :- oh~ i love to crack the password of my neighbour's wifi or sometimes even change the password of their wifi and make it mine to use---💀✌️ LMFAO 💀 I ACTUALLY DID THIS WHEN I WAS 19 OK?? I DON'T DO IT NOW ...I FEEL LIKE I DID CRIME BY COMMENTING THIS----BHAHAHA
aint no way we think the name "jakey" is pretty...... NO OFFENSE BUT LIKE REALLY? THERE ARE LIKE 10 BILLION PEOPLE NAMED JAKEY AAND JAKE AND SHIT LIKE THAT
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OMG THE MINECRAFT DOOR CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THIS AUDIO IS AWESOME 😭💕
Right omg😫
I laughed out loud and I almost woke my brother up 😬😅
SAME I CANT 🧡🧡
I was laughing so hard I started coughing
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Amazing audio.
What threw me off was the door effect around 7:55. Sounded like the minecraft door
It is lmao
PTFFFFF I CANT
Ugh soft doms 😩
Yes sir, this makes my lil heart burst!
Also I’m like 1 minute in and I already need a sweetie counter lmao
I think we both on the same page with the counter Hun 🤣🤣🤣
Heheh there are so many but I’m not complaining in the slightest 😌
Counting for y’all you’re welcome 🙏 I am mad bored 😭
im just dancing around waiting for my cue 😭💃💃💃
my first time listening by the way sorry for the off topic commentary 😭
IIIII
oh he nice 😍
I
oh lord I would cat fight over his ahh too
TRASHY this my favorite bar they even play the royalty free shit 🙄
I (one sweet after, not counted as a sweetie)
IIIIIIIIIIIII (another sweet)
IIIIIII
TOTAL SWEETIE COUNT: 27
TOTAL “SWEET” COUNT: 29
YOURE WELCOME LOVE YALL BEAUTIES 😘
As a shy person if this would happen in RL I would freak out go in a corner and this "IS THIS TO FAST?! HOW DID HE KNOW BUT IS THE RELATIONSHIP GOING TO FAST-" TAT"
Omg every time he forced eye contact I 🦋🦋🦋🦋
I'm so flustered x/////////×
Not the minecraft door sound 🤠
Okay pt.2????
This was too sweet and if the "friend" could see her now 😂😆
I thought of her gay brother in the background giving her thumbs up and then going to sleep with the party host
My mind: “stare at a random guy”
Me: why?
My mind: “JUST DO IT!”
Me: “okay okay!”
no but ok the comfort tactics 😭😭
As an insanely shy person, this one is e v e r y t h i n g .
"Ill just call you sweetie for now on. Okay sweetie?"
Me : YOUR SO-
"great"
The Minecraft door sound 😭😭
Him: so what kind of hobbies do you have
Me: I sing i draw and I love to dance
Him: oh those are very unique
Me: oh thank you that just made my day sooo much better
If I had a dollar for every time this guy called me sweetie I would have a total of 29 dollars..and I ain’t mad that’s some useful gas money right there🤣
Hi,
Thank you so much for filling my script! You did a great job with genderswapping it, keep up the great work!
LMAO NOT THE MINECRAFT DOOR SOUND EFFECT IM ROLLING 💀
That Minecraft door omg 😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣best door ever
“Friends” abandoned her and she get a boyfriend 😎👀
just noticed that your outro is Lemon Boy by Cavetown! I love Robbie's songs :D but srsly, you did wonderful as always!
Right
There once was a biiter sweet man and they called him LemonHead.
I LOVED THE MINECRAFT DOOR SOUND EFFECT LMAO
Idk why I’m bumping to this music like it’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.
the little gasp are so cute
right but dey sounded so sarcastic lmao💀
I- That initial kiss did something to me
THE MINECRAFT DOOR PLZZ
the amount of red flags in there omg I'd be gone so fast if this was real life lol stay safe people
no cause same 😭😭 i love this audio and this man but if it actually happen i would be gone so fast, he’s giving way too much serial killer vibes lmao
my shyness said “hey best frens🙆🏾”
Not the Minecraft door😂😂😂
YESSS MY LOVE FOR SOFT DOM GUYS WILL NEVER STOP 😫🙌
Anybody else notice the Minecraft door sound effect? 🚪
Him :- oh i saw a very cute girl and i wanted to know her---
Me :- ohhh ok go to that cute girl then--
Him :- ohh no sweat heart you are cute , don't deny that--
Me :- well mister that is not called denying that is called being *honest*
Background music is lemon boy damm ✨💛
My stuttering consisted of:
"E I E I E UH🙂🔫"
"Goo goo ga ga😶✋😭"
"Oh hm uh I uh I I I- no😐"
*proceeds to look in every direction*
"B b b b. B bb😳"
Us: where are we going
Him: im taking you home
Us: this isnt the way to my house
Him: ohh not your home, my home :)
The door soundtrack 😭🙏🏻
Him: say it. Say you're cute.
Me, blurting without thinking: *YOU'RE CUTE*
THE MINECRAFT DOOR ABSOLUTELY TOOK ME OUT😭💪🏼
that gasp was so sarcastic 💀
ahhh one for the shy people 😩
ʏᴇssɪʀ😍
When he said hed stop calling us good girl i literally yelled "FUCK"
*blush* Wow so perfect. Thank you.
This was amazing the script the voice acting I love it and would love to hear more
sirrr, you have me blushing, this should be illegal. 😭😌
the minecraft door noise. i laughed so dang hard. love it .
This was the cutest thing ever oh my 😭
I counted the sweeties my first time around so here they are 😭:
“SWEETIE” (WITH IE SUFFIX ONLY): 27
TOTAL TIMES THE ROOT WORD SWEET WAS MENTIONED: 29
Him :- so , what kind of hobbies do you have?
Me "being MIT engineer" :- oh~ i love to crack the password of my neighbour's wifi or sometimes even change the password of their wifi and make it mine to use---💀✌️
LMFAO 💀 I ACTUALLY DID THIS WHEN I WAS 19 OK?? I DON'T DO IT NOW ...I FEEL LIKE I DID CRIME BY COMMENTING THIS----BHAHAHA
FBI would like to know your location
Damn that’s smart
Thsi is how people get kidnapped
Yeah let’s turn this into a yandere asmr!
HELP- THE MINECRAFT DOOR SOUND
I nearly died when you called me good girl omg
THE MINECRAFT DOOR 😭✋
I keep coming back to this audio. I think it might be my favorite ever. I listen to it at least like four times a week.
Plot twist: listeners last name is sweety, and he's been accidently overly formal the entire time
Him:Oh my goosshh
Me:Gawd dayuhm👴🏿
Why is nobody talking about the door sound?😶
Him: so what is a cUtE thing like u doing here
Me: oh I was w my friends but they-
Him: u were w your friends
Me: CUT THE CAMERAS-
damn listener rizzed the dude by trauma dumping on him ☠️
Me:They left me
Him: *LE GASP*
Him: They left you?!
Me : bro cut the cameras💀
Him:say it for me I’m cute
Me:I’m ugly and don’t deserve love
Him:good girl
call me sweetie one more time-
I will die 😺
ɴᴏ ᴄᴀᴘ 🌚
* happy transfem noises *
Yay!
google translate is crazy lmao Yay! turns into Summer!
Nice I love it
Woooow 🦋🥰
That girl shurd bee very keerfol and
Not foolow the athder gay to his home . 🤔
aint no way we think the name "jakey" is pretty...... NO OFFENSE BUT LIKE REALLY? THERE ARE LIKE 10 BILLION PEOPLE NAMED JAKEY AAND JAKE AND SHIT LIKE THAT
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