Jessica is a certified Touhou player

Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!
Music used:
Umineko OST - Moonlit Light
Touhou 8: Imperishable Night - Love-coloured Master Spark
Umineko is my favorite Touhou anime.

[@dakotabless4800]

She didn't even showing her hitbox. What a mad lad

[@vodugue6634]

Perhaps the hitbox was too tiny

[@thesubinion]

@@vodugue6634 there is no way Marisa's hitbox could ever be tiny

[@vodugue6634]

@@thesubinion My mistake lol. Maybe she was unfocused

[@Grgrqr]

Imperishable Night scoring runs:

[@NeiroYT]

@@thesubinion hi

[@arcturus64]

I expected Jessica to split the rainy clouds in two with her master spark but this works too.

[@ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528]

Everybody lunarian until Marisa's theme starts playing

[@22dolls19]

Now repeat it in red

[@s4juno693]

Better in Gold

[@BuruKyu]

So it was jessica who gave maria the umbrella!!

[@PuffinSeagull]

Jessicatrice theory

[@grafi8430]

The fact that you use Touhou LostWord voices is just mmm!!!!!

[@vodugue6634]

Correct

[@gdplayergdplayer2754]

Jessicatrice theory real

[@Lertez_]

2hell gaming

[@akiradkcn]

Beast Gang rise up

[@Sphnxfr]

It's myagic

[@litrau9155]

She dodge those rain pebble like she dodge every *Red* truth thrown at her lol.

[@pixelperfect1729]

This is the only situation where that Kanon sprite is appropriate now.

[@Niobium773]

Touhou is finally an anime!

[@Catheur]

Who's gonna tell him?

[@Niobium773]

@@Catheur I know there are anime’s let me have my joke

[@nickasp8928]

Time to commit seppuku

[@amimir330]

@@nickasp8928 oh shit

[@prinnygaming9371]

tOuHOu nOT AnImE!?!!!!!! 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@IkaraPopsicle]

Beahtoriche: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED

[@FWDDGS]

My home page is blessed with fresh Umineko memes in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty one.
Did some part of the golden land bleed through to our reality?

[@TruthinessChibiOtaku]

I KNEW IT. JESSICATRICE IS REAL! UUUUUUUUOHHHHHHHHH JESSHIKATORICHEEEEEEEEEEE~
(swear to God I'm gonna write that AU one day, Kanon will either be relieved or disappointed maybe both)

[@PuffinSeagull]

I wanna read it fkfoofoe

[@Roto3]

Rosatrice theorist when Jessicatrice theorist pulls up. 💀

[@arrashishiv1591]

And yet she cannot dodge point-blank shotgun blast. Casual playing on easy-modo, thats what she is.

[@grey8478]

but she dodged kyrie's rifle

[@terinkimberlin5376]

She did tho

[@Telados]

I knew it, Jessica is really parfecto

[@veryredfumoze]

ummm
This just appeared on my home page

[@amimir330]

Same.

[@theczman007]

Hold shift for focused movement

[@BakedBanana]

oh.

[@MotherGapshin12]

Jessica is Marisa's lost sister confirmed.

[@spaghettiking7312]

Utterly wonderful.

[@uselesscommon7761]

The hat protected her tbh

[@lalolawua]

this isnt accurate, Marisa's hitbox it's bigger

[@vodugue6634]

Yeah, but she's fast

[@lalolawua]

@@vodugue6634 true

[@ambassadorofbadtaste]

Jessica's womb dodging every single one of sperm cells Kanon filled her up with:

[@illuminati955]

this a demented comment fr 😭

[@bulba3342]

🤨🤨

[@ambassadorofbadtaste]

@@bulba3342 am I wrong though?

[@shakirashipslied9721]

I should've expected this comment, and yet it slapped me like I was Maria.

[@preioh]

?????

[@cirnocool]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAGAWD

[@spahsimspahs]

EPIC GAMER

[@Rafael57YT]

AHAHAAHHAHAAH YESSS THANK YOUU

[@Roto3]

Renove would've definitely had gone all out on Jessica if she was touhou player.

[@germlg2w891]

That' isn't fat hitbox from marisa

[@hirotrum6810]

didnt kanon do this in episode 6?