DYOM Mission timestamps: Rise of the Sun by Hebekie: 0:35 1, 2, 3 Lets go! G4L by TheXProyect: 5:31 Airport Graveyard by Szogun: 10:23 Find Last Enemy:Part 1 by nanak birring: 23:15 Boring! Bogoslaw is back! (Translated mission) by Scarface: 24:21 Martincho Adventures Part 7 by an unknown author: 35:20 The Last Balla Member by another unknown author: 37:53 Call of Duty Warefare 2 by QaiserH: 39:57 Y by yet another unknown author: 40:35 Introduction by 4th unknown author: 40:52 Introduction 2 (Translated mission) by GriZzLY: 43:05 Cops Chapter 17 by Get Up: 46:33 LS Gangs vs SF Gangs by pepi8: 49:30 The Balloons (Translated mission) by 5th unknown author: 57:01 Another Parkour (Translated mission) by jeffhardy555: 57:39 Firetruck Frenzy (Translated mission) by spyderblack66: 1:00:03 Same mission as 24:21, now untranslated by TheScarface43: 1:04:46 Kill list: Red Bullet gang members: 3:40 Casino robber bastards: 6:11 The last of these robbers: 7:53 Airplane graveyard terrorists: 11:07 Reinforcement terrorists: 15:27 Reinforcements coming in a car: 16:26 Reinforcements coming in 2 more cars: 17:28 Terrorist leader & his bodyguards: 19:01 Zabiles: 25:00 Uzbekistan Knight chopper: 25:16 2nd Uzbekistan Knight chopper: 25:34 Uzbekistan Knight car: 25:53 Innocents: 36:53 Kane & the Ballas members: 38:17 Last of the Ballas: 38:37 San Fierro gangs: 49:44 Triads (Ninjas): 53:32 Civilians: 1:00:18 No Grove Street facts today.
Thank you for doing this! I was doing spotlight work for the Figure Skating Grand Prix in Sheffield, so no list from me this time. Here are your Grove Street Facts: Grove Street is twinned with Palanga, Lithuania. Special thanks to the Lithuanian Tourism Board for sponsoring today's video. This run has 4 and a half missions that feature Grove Street.
Fun fact: In the original version of the "Boring" mission, the Lion King moment is actually translated incorrectly. In the polish version the verb there is "zajebać", which means "to kill", but the translator accidentally made it into "to fuck". Doesn't change the fact that it was pretty damn hilarious.
Yeah the NUDA!Official account (which Scarface is part of, or runs, I don't know the details) was kinda famous in its days, running a comedy series with absurd Polish-centered humor, it was also number 5 on the top 5 highest rated mission creators, with a perfect 5.0 for a very long time on the website, even though the missions were entirely in Polish. We had a small community of not very to decently known creators in the Polish side of the DYOM creator circle, even exchanged a few messages as well with the guy a long time ago, shame he's inactive, the last time he logged in on the website was in July 2019.
Oh my I haven't laughed so hard in my life until the fucking bogoslaw mission. The fucking fourth wall stair jerbate on Josh and subsequent crash fucking killed me.
"Nuclear Nucleus" ahahaha, that had me in stitches. Jadro nuclearne is Nuclear Core, but translator translating it as "Nuclear Nucleus" is a fucking hilarious serendipity.
23:22 - 24:13 It's the onslaught of such Beyond-Engrish read by a chatbot on some serious crystal, culminating in an objective as broken and daunting as; "the four dragon casino"... followed by the silently cynical yet justified negative judgement of such mission design and the resulting unhesitant course of action in response. It's moments like that, that make these DYOM vids... followed swiftly by 25:51. I've never seen someone pause twice when attempting to comprehend what they just heard, but I don't blame you.
Okay, I LOVE Poland and its humor. Not just because of the mission, but I've already came across many cultural references and their overall type of humor and I love it. Greetings from Czech Republic/Czechia. Honestly, we're kinda assholes over here. Our north-eastern neighbors (Poland) seem so much more fun.
by the way @Joshimuz, there's a bug where when you stand on same type of weapon, for example you are shooting with m4 and stand on ak47 pickup, you won't have to reload so when you empty mag it will set to 50 without instantly without animation. I don't exactly know if that's bug with every version or only 1.0, but sometimes that might be useful, why don't you try that?
I just realized, out of curiosity, how does the in-game timer know when it crashes? Is it reading something outside of the game (like reading Livesplit or something)?
Hey josh for these missions with people having lots of hp you should probably use cheats for that stuff. I think the stinglikeabee should kill them instantly(it would kill people with massive hp people iirc) I could be wrong if I am really sorry.
DYOM Mission timestamps:
Rise of the Sun by Hebekie: 0:35
1, 2, 3 Lets go! G4L by TheXProyect: 5:31
Airport Graveyard by Szogun: 10:23
Find Last Enemy:Part 1 by nanak birring: 23:15
Boring! Bogoslaw is back! (Translated mission) by Scarface: 24:21
Martincho Adventures Part 7 by an unknown author: 35:20
The Last Balla Member by another unknown author: 37:53
Call of Duty Warefare 2 by QaiserH: 39:57
Y by yet another unknown author: 40:35
Introduction by 4th unknown author: 40:52
Introduction 2 (Translated mission) by GriZzLY: 43:05
Cops Chapter 17 by Get Up: 46:33
LS Gangs vs SF Gangs by pepi8: 49:30
The Balloons (Translated mission) by 5th unknown author: 57:01
Another Parkour (Translated mission) by jeffhardy555: 57:39
Firetruck Frenzy (Translated mission) by spyderblack66: 1:00:03
Same mission as 24:21, now untranslated by TheScarface43: 1:04:46
Kill list:
Red Bullet gang members: 3:40
Casino robber bastards: 6:11
The last of these robbers: 7:53
Airplane graveyard terrorists: 11:07
Reinforcement terrorists: 15:27
Reinforcements coming in a car: 16:26
Reinforcements coming in 2 more cars: 17:28
Terrorist leader & his bodyguards: 19:01
Zabiles: 25:00
Uzbekistan Knight chopper: 25:16
2nd Uzbekistan Knight chopper: 25:34
Uzbekistan Knight car: 25:53
Innocents: 36:53
Kane & the Ballas members: 38:17
Last of the Ballas: 38:37
San Fierro gangs: 49:44
Triads (Ninjas): 53:32
Civilians: 1:00:18
No Grove Street facts today.
Just to be sure, you can check the author under that "mission skipped" counter on the screen :)
On kill list, "Zabiles" (or rather "Zabiłeś") means "you killed," the correct thing to say here is "one of the Uzbekistan Knights"
@@Lili98SE Sorry, the fact that it was capitalized makes me think that it was a person's name. Plus, Google won't translate capitalized words.
Thank you for doing this! I was doing spotlight work for the Figure Skating Grand Prix in Sheffield, so no list from me this time.
Here are your Grove Street Facts:
Grove Street is twinned with Palanga, Lithuania. Special thanks to the Lithuanian Tourism Board for sponsoring today's video.
This run has 4 and a half missions that feature Grove Street.
>Uzbekistan Knight chopper
this is going to be interesting
Fun fact: In the original version of the "Boring" mission, the Lion King moment is actually translated incorrectly. In the polish version the verb there is "zajebać", which means "to kill", but the translator accidentally made it into "to fuck".
Doesn't change the fact that it was pretty damn hilarious.
It was translated that way probably because "jebać" means "to fuck" and translator can't handle different forms.
mfw the mistranslation ended up as icing on the cake
@@poi220 Yeah, it's more of a "to fuck someone up"
@Maiahi No different to english. You have Fuck in so many forms also incluidng to kill/maim "I will Fuck you up" outside of grading.
@@n_worder True. Slavic languages do have this thing in them.
that polish mission had me on the floor jesus christ, the dude played you like a damn fiddle
Yeah the NUDA!Official account (which Scarface is part of, or runs, I don't know the details) was kinda famous in its days, running a comedy series with absurd Polish-centered humor, it was also number 5 on the top 5 highest rated mission creators, with a perfect 5.0 for a very long time on the website, even though the missions were entirely in Polish. We had a small community of not very to decently known creators in the Polish side of the DYOM creator circle, even exchanged a few messages as well with the guy a long time ago, shame he's inactive, the last time he logged in on the website was in July 2019.
pozdro :)
Oh my I haven't laughed so hard in my life until the fucking bogoslaw mission. The fucking fourth wall stair jerbate on Josh and subsequent crash fucking killed me.
The Nuclear Nucleus
indeed
Oh boy 🙄🙄
"Nuclear Nucleus" ahahaha, that had me in stitches.
Jadro nuclearne is Nuclear Core, but translator translating it as "Nuclear Nucleus" is a fucking hilarious serendipity.
That bogoslaw mission was so funny i almost woke my roommate up
Hey thats how friendships are made
Ur mom isn't a roommate
57:17 Oh my god that absolutely killed me. lmfao
Polish mission never disappointed us.
When the run goes beyond 1:00:00 you know its spicy.
Don't ever stop making these dyom runs Josh. They have been keeping my sanity up.
YES
43:13 It's remarkable how Lithuania looks in no way like Southern California
Palanga tourism will boom after this
KEK @@Radek494
Just watched the recent highlights and I think this video deserves much more views!
The Lion King mission was golden!
thank you Josh for saving Simba
1:11:08 you'd be surprised how easy it is to juggle different languages if you're fluent in them. You don't really have to think about it.
This is genuinely the greatest run of dyom so far
i had to see the origina bogoslow again
23:22 - 24:13 It's the onslaught of such Beyond-Engrish read by a chatbot on some serious crystal, culminating in an objective as broken and daunting as; "the four dragon casino"... followed by the silently cynical yet justified negative judgement of such mission design and the resulting unhesitant course of action in response.
It's moments like that, that make these DYOM vids... followed swiftly by 25:51. I've never seen someone pause twice when attempting to comprehend what they just heard, but I don't blame you.
Thumbnail timestamp: 25:50
Speed talking Josh is great. Really made my day lmafaooo. @ 12:25 & 12:38
Eminem: I am the rap god
Josh: 12:38
Dwom god
Can't wait for more Bogósław adventures
Shame the mission crashed but at least you stopped Simba from getting fucked. Can't believe I wrote that in context of a San Andreas video LMAO 😂😂
Okay, I LOVE Poland and its humor. Not just because of the mission, but I've already came across many cultural references and their overall type of humor and I love it.
Greetings from Czech Republic/Czechia. Honestly, we're kinda assholes over here. Our north-eastern neighbors (Poland) seem so much more fun.
Character: "Hey how y-"
"NEXT!!"
0:51 Quake Jump
As a polish, those Bogoslaw missions made me cry of laughing!
Its okay to cry sometimes ❤
13:08
Guys.. who's gonna tell Eminem he lost the world record...
Stay tuned for his next album…. Hes def gonna mention joshimuz 🤦♂️
Definitely one of my favorite episodes.
ah yes, Josh uploading not in order and admitting it at the very beginning, how nice😀
by the way @Joshimuz, there's a bug where when you stand on same type of weapon, for example you are shooting with m4 and stand on ak47 pickup, you won't have to reload so when you empty mag it will set to 50 without instantly without animation. I don't exactly know if that's bug with every version or only 1.0, but sometimes that might be useful, why don't you try that?
sorry for my bad england
Will be sure to visit Palanga during summer next year
I just love when Josh is trying to read in Polish language :D I cried laughing doing that mission on my own :D
Its okay to cry sometimes
Josh, if you see a mission named "Ryder vs Big Smoke", beat that mission no matter what, don't skip it!
Josh, I just wanted to go to bed, and now you upload this xD
also, i love the revelation near the end that the guy just wanted to kill simba, not fuck him
Kkkkkkkk lmao
Honestly the lion king was very unnexpected btw.
“We saved Simba! From Mufasa or someone…”
You saved Simba from the Gnoy, of course.
12:23 you've wasted time speedrunning josh you'd make a damn fire rapper man
More like a guaranteed job as a medicine side effects speaker
That's why there's a thing called "Josh Done Quick" :)
th-cam.com/video/buYHMOG9eP4/w-d-xo.html
his raps pretty fly for a white guy
he didn't want to be a rapper to save Maddog and OG Loc's rap career
@Luna Flina Considering he used to work in a pharmacy, this is even funnier.
I hope the next part of the "Boring" series will be translated just for the omegalulz.
I love how Josh slowly loses his brain cell in this video than his entire chaos stream
Lmao yes
Slimey yet satisfying.
12:30 i literally died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
15:10
Josh: do I win?
Me, having the stream watched: oh, if only you could know how far are you yet...)
Go to the control house
I'm so glad I watched this now instead of later, holy shit my sides have ascended xDDDD
12:35 the rap god 🤣🤣🤣 It made me laugh so bad, thanks for the best Gta sa content ever!
46:10 rare footage of Josh giving the middle finger
This was the best dyom run ever 🤣🤣
12:39 how about using one of the siivagunner for the background music, josh?
edit: okay nevermind, josh is just hate music in general :(
I just realized, out of curiosity, how does the in-game timer know when it crashes? Is it reading something outside of the game (like reading Livesplit or something)?
if that's what you mean, the mod simply saves the timestamp of when the timer has started in a file
@@NtQueryInformationProcess Gotcha, that makes sense; simple enough.
Would you ever do a video with the best rated DYOM missions?
When he skipped the drive to LV mission xD
Awesome video :) sorry for my bad english
29:58 that's what you get for trying to get off during a stream
so heres where the mission pack came from
57:39 parkour
ur reaction on 24:00 ,ahhaha reminds of when i play gtao
просто в слезы
dwom nom nom
45:36 that was a REAL thumbnail lol
12:40 rap god
Midnight sesh
i love me my british noises
Tip, get off
*Crashes to desktop*
What Text to Speech program does this use? One of those voices sounds really nice.
One day Josh will find the exactly position...
Josh rap god
Have you been verified on YT just recently? I never noticed it before but now I just saw the tick, if yes then congrats man 💚
Wow a mission made by a Lithuanian, nice to see my country
Late upload but it's so fine, I'll take it anytime 😳
Shoutout to all the Poles in chat.
Hopefully you will be able to get the following Boguslaw missions translated?
Really hope it would be possible to somehow translate those downloadef boring missions too
I just realised how many people watching Josh are also Polish
2:40 16:46
Damn man, your wife and son got killed. At least you don't have to find a new basketball court to play tho...
Target13 playlist when???
Josh should play every Target13 mission
Josh you should make a Game Crash Compilation
Let's fucking go!
Hm...which video is a PB...
not the tpg
12:38
25:52
25:30
Hey josh for these missions with people having lots of hp you should probably use cheats for that stuff. I think the stinglikeabee should kill them instantly(it would kill people with massive hp people iirc) I could be wrong if I am really sorry.
Nobody fucks with the lion king…. No one.
28:00
JFC why are there so many illiterates creating these DYOM missions OMFG!
I am sure many of those "illiterates" are literal children. Plus many children played or play GTA; and GTA SA can ran on any potato
@@a6pukoc113 im aware, but its a bad excuse. unless theyre american because no other english speaking population would be this bad at english.
Calm, each gets by with what holds.
Cahs
46:46
middle finger.z
ruude D:
that red ragey emote so cringe
Lol
first
josh, you should add bttv on your twitch chat so we can see the emotes on youtube, that will be cool