That one time when I was playing as US in hearts of iron 4 with my friend. I wasn't really paying attention and my friend has baked a communist revolution in Texas.
That is literally every segment in sports where the trained analyst who has been working in broadcast for 30 years has to include his broadcast "partner" who is a retired player who talks like theres peanut butter in their mouth and exclusively uses personal anecdotes with absolutely no useful analysis of what's going on
I've since become a Dodgecunts fan. The Shithawks have been going downhill ever since they decided to live in two entirely different parts of the country. And meanwhile, the Shitpricks win the Super Bowl _year after year..._ Almost makes me wish I was an Irish trucker instead of your average American handegg fan.
So much hate for the Shithawks, sure they're having financial difficulities but that ain't the fault of the players, let's not forget that the left-lane shorterback, Chad Ruffles, was sold to the Dodgecunts, and that's why they are doing so well this game.
Announcer: “Brad, what’s your take on this?” Brad: “Yeah, I think they were just... (Unintelligible Goofy noises) ...lookin’ real good up here and uh... ...I kinda wish I was down there with the boys myself, but I guess... (American gibberish) [...]”
Brad, what's your take on this: "Yeah well, I think they're just hic yep southern n yep, and they got an orienta- said, any of em! Any a little your old go out there, yeah and just get a good great! I wish I was down there with the boys myself... but yeah, yeah that's a good sas in um, pass n hyeah hyeah! Yeah that's good, yes yes."
"Touchdown on the second base from the three yard line from the three point line." I've been a sports fan my entire life and that pretty much sums it all up.
Well you're technically correct. It's not sports. It's a sport. And believe it or not, it's the same with basketball...basketball isn't sports either. It's a singular event. One sport. 😐
@@reactions5783 What's strange is I just liked the previous reply, before realising it was my own comment from over a year ago (from another of my accounts).
obsessed with the sort of midwestern/southern accent fusion happening here. you've heard of the transatlantic accent, now get ready for the trans-central-time-zone accent
Accurate. It's even stranger when they start talking about "soccer" because what they're saying still doesn't make any sense even though it's a sport you're familiar with.
He’s playing American Truck Sim. He has to ship from Bakersfield often in the game. Therefore, the city of Bakersfield is probably fresh in his mind alongside the big cities of the US
calumisdead How do you think people will perceive Brits when you tell people to ‘fuck off’ for making harmless comments? You make us look like aggressive, inadequate idiots.
Finally, after TH-cam has, for some reason, recommended clips of your show for some time now, it finally took me to the source itself. Not that I'm complaining.
Ah, three of my favorite matchups in the Super World Series Bowl Finals: American Jets vs. U.S. Dodger Lakers (1983) Bakersfield Lakers vs. New York-Kansas Shithawks (1997) U.S. Lakers vs. Cincinnati Dodgecunts (2003) Brings me back 🥲 Glad to see Limmy is such a sports fan of the U.S.!
As a yank this really isn't that bad. Kinda sounds like someone from Sweden moved to Chicago and started picking up the accent but then they had a mild stroke. Anyway, go Shithawks!
He sounds like a Russian agent trying to blend in
That one time when I was playing as US in hearts of iron 4 with my friend. I wasn't really paying attention and my friend has baked a communist revolution in Texas.
And looks
russian accents are easier to understand
В таком случае ты никогда не слышал русского
Its antidote. To the poison you just drank.
"New York Kansas..."
_"...Shithawks"_
Shithawks Randy... Shithawks....
Flyin wherever the shitwinds take em
So will it be "Go Hawks" or "Go Shits"?
@@SonXHuynh "Go Hawks". "Go Shits" is for cheering on Shitpricks. Geez dude, have you been living under a European foot-basketball?
Hanzer 2277 I thought he said “...Shiphawks.”
I vastly prefer what you said
The most American part is when the trucker weaves through traffic and speeds on the shoulder
Lmfao you cracked me up with this one
Also the hat.
1:54
Calum240
thx m8
2:20
this is such a simple and hilarious video
Didnt expect you here Gus lol. A Limmy fan?
Oh my lawd two of my favorite comedy peeps together
This is the weirdest combination I’ve seen
Welcome to Limmy innit.
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
"Brad, what's your take on this?"
*unintelligible*
This is actually right on
Even the auto captions think he's saying a lot of something.
Boomhauer got old
That is literally every segment in sports where the trained analyst who has been working in broadcast for 30 years has to include his broadcast "partner" who is a retired player who talks like theres peanut butter in their mouth and exclusively uses personal anecdotes with absolutely no useful analysis of what's going on
Sounds like Boomhauer
John Madden?
Thom Yorke loses his mind while driving a semi truck.
@@louisgaumond3294 I believe it's one of the default avatars for Xbox 360 accounts
My old 360 pfp
Apparently airbag didn’t save his life
@@ezrablake1234 No (x42)
I'm surprised by how many of the people watching this video know who Thom Yorke is
“The American Jets against the US Dodger Lakers”
This dude just nailed both coasts, and 3 sports in one sentence.
As a Cincinnati native, I was ecstatic when Limmy shouted out our boys on the Dodgecunts
Are you proud of being ''only in ohio"?
That was a thrilling three-pointer at the touchdown on the second base. You don't see that everyday
Truly a moment for the history books
Question is JR, can Demarcus repeat those feats going into his sophomore season with the Bay city Bobcats?...
Hardly ever
Truly an impressive half-court shot from the 50-yard line on the diamond. Cricket is an amazing American pastime.
I love that making that face seems to be a requirement for Limmy to do his American accent.
He's doing his America face
Abraham Starnes thats the american stroke face after downing 50 triple bacon grease burgers a week
Started with pitbull
SOUTHERN American accent. We don't all sound like that.
@@Godzilla--nq3fr We kinda do
As an American, I can confirm we love to watch the US Dodger lakers.
I’m more of a New York Kansas Shit Hawks fan
Ghost Cincinnati Dodgecunts *
Big fan of the American jets myself! Not to be confused with New York
Fuck the Dodger Lakers, the Shitbricks are the best team.
I couldn't watch the Lakers anymore after they moved to Bakersfield
Touchdown on second base 🤣
from the third yard line !!!
That's 15 love.
in the 6th quarter
From the three point line
@@6ch6ris6 2 points
The New York Kansas Shit Hawks (NYKSH) aren't as good as they once were :(
I've since become a Dodgecunts fan. The Shithawks have been going downhill ever since they decided to live in two entirely different parts of the country. And meanwhile, the Shitpricks win the Super Bowl _year after year..._ Almost makes me wish I was an Irish trucker instead of your average American handegg fan.
So much hate for the Shithawks, sure they're having financial difficulities but that ain't the fault of the players, let's not forget that the left-lane shorterback, Chad Ruffles, was sold to the Dodgecunts, and that's why they are doing so well this game.
The shit hawks randy...if u dont get it u dont deserve to
Andreas e36 haha.. "shithawks are flying bubs"
The Bakersfield Shitpricks for the superbowl win
Kinda wish I was down there with the boys myself...
Read this as he said it lmaoo
@@pffilms2522 😂me too
I saw the comment and skipped to a random part of the video and landed directly on the part when he said thay
@@zabukoii8081 I read your comment and I nearly shit myself after successfully doing the same thing.
Christopher Meyer Same? What is happening????
I love how he's driving like he just finished a 24 pack.
And talking like it too
@Jlly no
“Who do you thinks gonna win the Super Bowl, Mr Lahey?”
“Shithawks, Randy”
😭😭😂😂😂
Been looking for this.
Rip Mr. Lahey though.
🤣 "Brad whats your take on this" got me for some reason
TsRz93 Oi 😔
Saaaaaaaame 😂😂😂
Pleeeaaase someone with graphic design skills make Limmy some merch with the New York Kansas Shithawks team logo.
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"And that's a 2 4 on the 32nd yard line and's going for a 3rd in the 6 quarter 3rd base against the bakersfield . . . . shitpricks."
Holy fuck! They almost got caught on the 4th second quarter of the 3rd check. Almost lost the wife, weans and house to that bet.
Announcer: “Brad, what’s your take on this?”
Brad: “Yeah, I think they were just... (Unintelligible Goofy noises) ...lookin’ real good up here and uh... ...I kinda wish I was down there with the boys myself, but I guess... (American gibberish) [...]”
holy fuck im crying
So accurate 😂😂
Almost king of the hill voice over there. 🤣
Brad, what's your take on this:
"Yeah well, I think they're just hic yep southern n yep, and they got an orienta- said, any of em! Any a little your old go out there, yeah and just get a good great! I wish I was down there with the boys myself... but yeah, yeah that's a good sas in um, pass n hyeah hyeah! Yeah that's good, yes yes."
"Touchdown on the second base from the three yard line from the three point line." I've been a sports fan my entire life and that pretty much sums it all up.
😂😂😂
US Lakers VS the Cincinnati Dodge-cunts
Sorry, american football isn't sports.
Well you're technically correct. It's not sports. It's a sport.
And believe it or not, it's the same with basketball...basketball isn't sports either. It's a singular event. One sport. 😐
@@bestgun9994 Sorry, non-American sports are just trash.
sounds just like one of those Ai trying to make human voice audio files from a Texan library of sports commentary.
...and succeeding!
@@reactions5783 What's strange is I just liked the previous reply, before realising it was my own comment from over a year ago (from another of my accounts).
@@Comedy-xo1xp Yeah, and now you just replied to your own alt account, genius! Oh, where will the madness end?
@@reactions5783 I sincerely apologise ... to myself!
Dissociative Identity Disorder
This is exactly what it sounds like while you're falling asleep with ESPN in the background.
Limmy: *Kills a man in a cold blood.*
Also Limmy: "Touchdown on the second base"
Limmy has to fake a southern accent to not get beaten up in texas actual footage
Glorious Forever ?
He’s worried he’ll find a new breed of people... because of the amount of sister fucking in Yankee-Ville
Don’t understand?
@@gametroller1 People in Texas aren't Yankees.Yankees come from the Northern States.
He's in Oregon in this clip. Southern Oregon, but Oregon nonetheless.
'Touch Down on Second Base', the follow up to the hit single 'Wrong Way Down a One Way Street'
Petition to have Limmy performs "Wrong Way Down a One Way Street" at the SB Half time Show
Should take up no more then 5 seconds . Very possible.
@@SonXHuynh his father would be proud
James Spence did you just make that up? That’s friggin beautiful man.
obsessed with the sort of midwestern/southern accent fusion happening here. you've heard of the transatlantic accent, now get ready for the trans-central-time-zone accent
American Truck Driver: Who's gonna win the Superbowl? The American Jets?
*Almost runs into the center divider*
"God wish I was down there with the boys maself"
canute cute nohomo
@@DrIsis He is an angel.
@@WateringCan Goddess
Watering Can - Any NFL kicker
canute
I love how he’s always facing the other way when driving
Hahaha same, took me a while to find a comment about it lmao
Like thats how its supposed to be, ita a youtube video
Yeah he should face the other way and just show his back, I want to be emerged in the video! My submersion!
Don't worry, he's got a front view mirror
“Hi, I’m an American truck driver from *Tennessee* . I’m gonna use my *credit card* !”
As someone for Bakersfield im proud we made it to the Super Bowl even without a team, thanks Lemmy
I’ve been a fan of the US Dodger Lakers since the 1970s. They’re not a patch on the Shithawks though.
You catch the shithawks- shitpricks game?
@@truth135 shithawks have gone downhill since their thrashing by the the Cincinnati dodgecunts...
They are the greatest multi sports team in the country hands down. Not going to the Superbowl, but definitely going to the world series
@@joshmanfree oh yeah, you wanna put some fucking $$ on that bruh! I fucking gamble my ass off at these fucking games already! Whooooooooah what the??
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHITHAWK, RICKY?!?!?
How american sports sound to me, and i’m american
I was an artsy kid in a very sporty highschool, so basically this but they're talking about American Football instead
@Joe Average based
Joe Average Absolutely!
@Jackie Tearie i love basketball and i'm from england. nothing to do with race on my end, i'm just a lanky twat
I’m on board, you took my post.
seriously, what got me most is that he's casually doing 78 in a 55. that's just fucking hilarious
That’s Texas for you
@@RestrictedHades the road is in Oregon I think
I just picture Limmy’s son outside the door having to listen to his dad have a goofy esque stroke
You forgot the "I've never seen anything like it" and "That's one for the history books".
“Limmy does Boomhauer” is not something I expected to ever type but I’m so glad I could witness it
That is like the only time I've understood everything he said
As an American I can say with full authority that you sound exactly like our sportscasters. Perfect impersonator
The only thing he got wrong was no sportscaster would even jokingly predict the Jets to make the Super Bowl, let alone win it
Bakerfield Shitbricks used to be my favorite NFL team but I switched to NY Kansas Shithawks.
mine is always going to be Cincinatti Dodgecunts
Ehh the Washington Seacocks are miles better than the Shitbricks. See you on game day pal.
glory hunter!
Shitpricks!
I don't know what people are complaining the new York Kansas shithawks won five games last year
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As an American, this isn’t too far off the mark
“Bakersfield shitpricks”
I'm imagining an actual Scottish trucker mumbling this to himself as he's driving along
I actually live for the clips of limmy letting the evil demon that controls his soul take over when he attacks other road users
Congratulations to the New York-Kansas Shithawks on their Superbowl win last night.
He is actually a genius.
The way he holds his mouth in this makes me cry. It's an expression I've seen no other person ever make before or since
New York Kansas Shithawks had a brilliant forward linebacker who recently passed away. RIP Benny Harvey, miss ye big man, gone but never forgotten.
I'd pay good money to hear Limmy commentate sports
Honestly Limmy commentating on sports highlights or any highlights would be a fkn gold
This is probably how it feels to Scots when yankees attempt a generic Scottish accent
No, how it feels to Scots is an overwhelming urge to punch said American in the throat repeatedly. Mike Myers has a lot to answer for.
LaSqueesha Pineapples yeah I’m American and this video has thrown me into an uncontrollable rage
@@UnexplainedHoveringSpheroid ay hes canadian
@@UnexplainedHoveringSpheroid What if I just roll my R's naturally and that migbht be mistaken for faking an Scottish accent? Am I proper focked then?
By Yankees you mean Northern Americans right?
As an American, I can confirm this entire video is accurate. From the driving to the commentary.
1:22 I'm gonna say somethin that I've never told not a livin' soul in ma LIFE
That’s bang out of order the Cincinnati dodgecunts are a good team.
IF ESPN CALLS YOU TO COMMENTATE AFTER THIS VIDEO. JUST SAY YES. you obviously know your stuff
I love the New York-Kansas Shithawks
1:28 this is what english sounds like to non english speakers
American obese smoker English
@@LMvdB02 you mean full blooded American
Lol this is awesome
“The Jets against Tha Dodger Lakerrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssss.”
I like how TH-cam thinks he's playing GTA.
“New York Kansas...shithawks” I lost it lol
i come back every year during the superbowl
Shit hawks fan here. Having a great season so far.
Was having a shite day Limmy, I needed this, cheers.
I like how he's got to smirk his smile on his left side, tightly, to do his American sports impression.
"New York Kansas Shithawks"
2:04
The way he says it is so cute
@Parl Kilkington Das woot it sawnds leik ta'me
I'm in bits laughing at work, everyone's looking at me like wtf
Accurate. It's even stranger when they start talking about "soccer" because what they're saying still doesn't make any sense even though it's a sport you're familiar with.
Lmao of any city in the US and he says Bakersfield?
He’s playing American Truck Sim. He has to ship from Bakersfield often in the game. Therefore, the city of Bakersfield is probably fresh in his mind alongside the big cities of the US
Maxwell Cota ahhh makes sense
0:46 when he says 'Shithawks' he actually sounds very American
shidhauwks
As an American, I can confirm this is exactly what our sports sound like.
Don't need your help mate. Fuck off
calumisdead What’s your problem?
@@brwhizz3060 Loads of stuff
calumisdead How do you think people will perceive Brits when you tell people to ‘fuck off’ for making harmless comments? You make us look like aggressive, inadequate idiots.
calumisdead what a wanker you are mate
"I'm gonna pay with my credit card!"
Do you have anything non dairy? Anything gluten free?
Colin McNalley
That guy paraphrased the line from South Park, and got millions of views misquoting it.
The best part is when he says "I kinda wish I was out there with the boys myself" before rambling incoherently. 100% accuarate
People on twitter saying “dodgecunts” has connotations of homophobia and calling for Cincinnati to be thrown out of the league
They won't though. They've successfully countered with the Redskins defense and demand to be grandfathered in. I can't see it falling through.
Dodgeball community released a statement earlier too. It’s getting out of hand
I've been a dodgecunts fan since I was a child and I'm literally shaking and crying right now
>twitter
>people
@@MsZsc Obviously, we have to choose one or the other.
The Bakersfield Shitpricks are my hometown team.
BeavisSaves the highlight for me
so happy to see limmy making progress learning english ❤️
My favorite part is that a lot of the stuff he does with American accents actually does make him way easier to understand.
@Precise. Says the guy who can't write you're properly.
This man is a gift, and we don't deserve him
Wait you actually think the Shit-Hawks are going to win? 🙄
I just love the pure action we always get during the sixth quarter!!
This man can't miss. He's hilarious.
I am an American truck driving sports ball fan and I can confirm this is my every day life.
I love Limmy's American accent haha
Limmy has two moods. Chaos and rambling
Finally, after TH-cam has, for some reason, recommended clips of your show for some time now, it finally took me to the source itself. Not that I'm complaining.
"Brad, what's your take on this?"
*Bill Clinton noises*
Shithawks fan for life.
Ah, three of my favorite matchups in the Super World Series Bowl Finals:
American Jets vs. U.S. Dodger Lakers (1983)
Bakersfield Lakers vs. New York-Kansas Shithawks (1997)
U.S. Lakers vs. Cincinnati Dodgecunts (2003)
Brings me back 🥲 Glad to see Limmy is such a sports fan of the U.S.!
This guy legit looks like that one badass uncle we loved
It's honestly spot on
As a yank this really isn't that bad. Kinda sounds like someone from Sweden moved to Chicago and started picking up the accent but then they had a mild stroke. Anyway, go Shithawks!
I reckon Limmy downplays his accents a lot of the time
Isn't that just a Michigan accent?
I'm Swedish and offended.
I believe you except the part where no one born in America calls themself a yank.
@@Dreijer94 here, have a hug
The fact that this goes on so long is what really gets me
I consider this one of the best comedy bits that I've ever seen
Ah, I remember going to *New York Kansas Shithawks* games with my dad back in the day. Good memories!
Why is this so accurate 😂
Limmy, you always cheer me up 🙏
LMAO im crying of laughter, i had to subscribe because of this! thankyou.
“That was Brad fhajfh formally of the gakfbagakfjga”
I love how he has to smirk when he's doing his American impersonation, as if to imply all Americans are smirking all the time.