DSPThrowback Is Already "Annoying" And "A Lot Of Work"
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The thing that never ceases to amaze me about Phil is how he can talk so much and say nothing at all
Yea and nbe such a dumby too
It has happened more than once where during a dsp video my wife starts a conversation with me we talk for a couple min and when my attention goes bck to the dsp video he is still sayin the same thing he was sayin mins b4 hand
I bet he talks more about the work than actually put in the work lol
listening to him talk for 30 minutes in a 10 minute video and its only been 30 seconds.
That's what happens when you are living like a recluse. I doubt he talks that much to Kat. You start preaching whether there is someone there or not. He has convinced himself that everything he says is interesting. If he had any friends they would tell him to cut the crap. Now there is no one to put him straight.
DSP freeze frames are seriously the stuff of nightmares 🐖 only Phil can have a channel where his fans do all the work for him and it's still too much work for him
In phils defense dealing with the dents is probably exhausting they probably ask a million questions but i mean if they didnt and made small decisions on their own phil wohld flip out but ummm yea dealing with the dents probably suuuuks
He has to check his uploads every now & then, you can't just expect him to keep up such a grueling schedule. Also, I hate the sweater, and Kat agrees.
I dig the effects of skelly popping in and out. Good stuff.
Mofo looking like Freddy Krueger.
@@glasrazuma933Philly goutger, he invades your dreams to beg for tips and doordash
DSP Chan sweater
Phil Chan ... Where's his Sonic necklace? 🤣
"A lot of work"?!?
This guy wouldn't survive an hour out there in the real world with a real job.
Also: 8:46 Phil's usual salute to his favorite person.
😂
27:51 Terry A. Davis was right about the mindset of some people. Dave pushed the button that said Start Rendering. The computer took 4 hours to render the video. Therefore, Dave did 4 hours of work. If you push the button, it's your brain.
RIP king terry. dave isn't smart enough to do this simply, he has to do things kahmplicated
Visual style watcher here. Love the still frames. Keep it up brotha
I like the still frames too. I hope to see more of that content creation style.
@@paulettebarton7257 big upppsssss
Phil will never get a normal job. "What? I have to come every day? SNORT And have to wear Pants? Thats so stupid." -Phil 2030 maybe
Manager: Phil...that's not in our dress code.
Phil: Whut? Ummm...yes it is...these are pants.
Manager: Phil, those are sleep ware. They are pj's.
Phil: uuuuhhh...wrong moron, they are my everyday pants.
Manager: Phil...work on yourself and come dressed in the appropriate clothes before you click in for the day.
😂😂😂
The irony of him complaining about the work. He has the dent OverpoweredBoone doing most of the work. He's not even doing most of the bare minimum he'd have to do.
Can you imagine if Phil ran and ACTUAL business, small business owners work like 12 -16 hour days making sure that everything that needs to get done in a day gets done. Phil on the other hand can't be bothered to walk his fat ass up stairs to check an upload... WOOOOOOOOW
"I can't make money?? FUCK THAT!"
-DSP probably.
-DSP Definitely
You dont understand Atlus. Streaming, is a lot like owning a sandwich shop (stay with me here because Kat agrees). You see, Final Fantasy is like the bread...
Im here for it
This audio version is so much better than the previous screaming in the mic. Thank you.
Dave is that motherflubber to announce that he's planning to store away his old things, take out a box, take a two hour break, puts in one of those action figure statues in the box, quit then try to lie about quitting while saying that storing things away would be too much work.
I know, might be a bit of a stretch.
Not much of stretch at all
You'd think that yt's filters wouldn't catch his videos because from the 1st video he uploaded, it's 90% upscaling artifacts.
Imagine having to do work at your job, in your own house. DSP is really up against it.
34:20 - I call cap here. Piggy talks about these little helpers "working hard" "behind the scenes" who will "get recognition on the internet" for helping make this project a reality. If that were true, and they would really be getting the recognition they deserved, he'd openly be shouting them out now, right here. These are unpaid volunteers supposedly doing this just because they like Phil's kahntent - the least he could do is name them upfront for even taking the time to consider doing this.
Listen, they’re getting free exposure from Phil’s massive social media business network while being hidden and nobody knows who they are
All he has to do is schedule the uploads. Set the upload times an hour apart (the length of each part). That gives the upload a decent buffer, allows people to watch the consecutive videos without delay, and fixes his non-problem.
With the way he talks, one might think his fans were numbered in the millions and chomping at the bit to get any 'new' content of his.
This is what delusions of 'grand-door' do to you. 🤣
The only people with a vested interest in Phil’s Old Playthroughs are TIHYDP makers, and Archive Monsters like myself. They would be worthless to his own audience.
27:42 Angry Joe: “FOUR HOURS?!!”
Mr. BookKeeper. You are forgiven for your highly pitched yelling voice when speaking of the piggy. All the sandwich shops will continue to sell to you and yours. Carry on.
Reminds me of a nervous teen girl on a date how he keeps running his hands through his receding hairline to help him deal with the anxiety while he talks to his dents.
The Chris Chan vibes are super strong when he's wearing that shirt😂
Weird speech patterns ✔️
Lack of self-awareness ✔️
Delusions of grandeur ✔️
External locus of control ✔️
Temperamental ✔️
Socially isolated ✔️
Unsanitary and unhealthy lifestyle ✔️
Blatantly racist ✔️
Narcissistic ✔️
Conflate partner roles with motherly roles ✔️
Have been involved in, or defended sexual deviance ✔️
Phil is maybe just a few notches less deep into the spectrum than Chris. But all things considered, probably not by far.
Dood! He had to MANUALLY title a video AND say "On" for monetisation before he can press "Public" and then "Publish" for 11 VIDEOS! Do you know how much effort that takes? That's basically more work than what a doctor sees in a month! ~snort~
6:29 And how many of those people will never come back because there was nothing there? He should have had a small library to prove the updated nature of what is to come. But, not smart enough.
I am, unfortunately, not a "visual watcher". I treat most detractor content like a podcast and I just shove you guys in my pocket with my earbuds in and do whatever i'm doing for the day---but I sat and watched your new animations and stuff and I think they look great! Good job. As a LISTENER however, this audio is BEAUTIFUL thank you. My ears appreciate your diligence.
Taking greed to a whole new level.
Drink every time "Style"...
☠️☠️☠️
Youre dead. Extra dead if you include everytime i ssy it
"If I'M going to edit them, if I'M going to filter them"...he's openly admitted someone else is doing all the work!
We are allowed to pray for kogaming2 soul already? Hahahahaha... And yes he released the ff13 video.
No wonder why yt is trying to stop him, he didn't edited nothing, casual racism, blur, boring parts.
This channel is dead
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper.
When will the Sandwichkeeper be around for offering sandwich halves?
Its crazy how quick you get to these vids. Im genuinely impressed every time
@@AtlustheBookkeeperBeing a member of your channel now is better timing for me personally. I'm a night owl 🦉 style person. Some of my friends and family call me a vampire 🦇.
1:21 wow Phil's voice volume just went from 5 to 10 in barely a second
Not sure how it's a lot of work for DSP when one of his dents is doing all the actual work. It's only annoying that the channel is still demonetized and not making him ad revenue. 😂
Always like the fact your trying to make PAHSITIVE changes to your content
Gotta try or your no better than the guy. Let dsp be motivation.
I can't stand how he smacks his lips after drinking a sip of "water"
His voice is a electrifying as taking a bath with a toaster.
One side of his vocal chords is finger nails, the other side chalkboards
@@skachor You hit that nail on the head.
Great job can't wait for this year 🎉
He is giving credit so when it fails it wasn't his fault
I didn't realize you were "screaming" into the mic. I like all the new visuals, kind of miss the bookshelves.
Audio wise, I can get used to it, but it sounds like you are tired or something. But I'm weird so if I'm in the minority I will adapt. The content is why I'm here and that, as always, is top shelf.
New things are fun!
Damn our bookkeeper got in trouble for speaking too loud in the lolcow library now he has to talk in the clips themselves
I thought since i was in a place of authority i could break the rules of the library 😞 i cant
I like this new style overlay actually. It brings more character to the pauses. It's kinda like a skeleton version of OG Chris Hansen (not current Chris Hansen) pops up every so often and says "take a seat!"
Dude is really good at creating problems for himself that he “has” to beg his way out of.
Another big thing to me that just shows how he much rather would do it for money than the passion is that he rebrands existing channels to "new" ideas rather than make a completely new channel, I'm almost positive that he knows that he would never reach the subscriber goal to get monetization on a completely new channel.
DSP throwback abandoned within 3 months, maybe 4
Ya know, I don't think this dood "chooses" to only leave the house once a week. I think he can't leave the house more than once a week for safety reasons. The more he is outside of the house, the more ack-tual interactions with people he will have, "thus" more probable punches in the face every time he speaks to someone.
@30:16 is a great point. I bet Linda used guilt a lot with Phil and now he uses it on his dents. He "cultivated" an empathetic audience he can manipulate.
My favorite DSP trope is that he makes it seem like he is physically uploading the videos to TH-cam servers
He has to hand deliver each mb to the server personally dood
I like the transitions and I like the calmer voice.
He’s wearing a knock off Chris Chan shirt.
DSP doesnt care about feedback. He uses it as a basis to make a video stating why he cant or wont do that, then call people stupid for even bothering. I would stay away from DSP as much as possible.
He is so unbelievably lazy.
We all know the only thing that makes Dave happy is the Hogans
Only DSP could make uploading a video in his pajamas sound like being forced to mine cobalt by hand in the Congo.
Hi Atlus, The lack of IT knowledge this guy has is astounding. The uploading and downloading method that Phil has been bagging about has been around for quite a bit now. Phil’s problem is that he has an ancient computer (by modern standards) that just can’t handle the bottleneck on the I/O side. In a modern computer, with a decent network card, sending multiple files goes something like this:
1. Count the number of file in the out queue.
2. Get a handle for each
3. Open a port for each
4. Send each to (most likely) it’s own thread
5. Toss it in the background and fugget aboutit.
This is a far more efficient method of multiple file transfer. In a modern computer there is enough ooomph to service the transfers and let you go back to what you were doing with hardly any notice. Phil’s just don’t have the grunt.
I think that it may be possible for Phil to petition the developers at TH-cam to insert some code into the process to detect Phil’s skanky computer and revert to tin cans and strings to effect a single file transfer.
Dan
Funny thing is he was gifted a modern Mini PC that could do this with no issue.
@@baddabaddabaddaswingPhil still struggles to comprehend that a modern mini-PC can have substantially better processing power than an old banger of a desktop or laptop. In Phil's gin-drowned brain, that 'mini' descriptor is what makes it an 'inferior' product.
is he even going to get monetization back if he's uploading 10 minute videos? this isn't 2012 youtube anymore when you got ads as long as you popped ten minutes, his watch hours are going to get brutalized from uploading so many small videos at once
I'm pretty sure I once heard someone say you get the same rush of endorphins by telling someone about an ambitious project as you would by actually doing it. Instant gratification Phil over here is gonna talk 99% and walk the other 1%
I knew you were a Da Vinci user from that glitch transition. Big ups Da vinci army.
Lol stock transition style
@@AtlustheBookkeeper an amazing free tool for any detractor out there.
The faces r gold Atlus
He HAS mentioned memberships to be the end goal with this in other videos.
Would it be that he was demonitized for the suspicious ad activity thing? When he was view botting?
When was that? I don't have my charts in front of me. 😂
When this is all over and the day Phil retires if ever. We will have a Library of DSP to show our kids for generations to come, oh and Kat agrees.
So... There are two "curated" videos of FF 13 on that channel now, and my God, they're so bad. It's disgusting that someone is so money hungry to this extent...
When Phil is conning he talks a little faster
Poor George Jetson, his “job” is so hard, if only his boss wasn’t such an assh- oh
He will be expecting memberships on that channel the second he is eligible 🙄
And wont give free memberships to those who made that happen.
lmao all his plans fail smh
Love the new format!!!
Big ups to my sandwich style detractor
Your special touches are pertinent, meaningful, silly, insightful, and absolutely robust
Man I gotta dude as someone who is studying to be a nurse I gotta thank you for uploading these videos to give me something to listen to while I study appreciate it
Glad i could be of service 🙏
Nothing against smaller creators, but someone with over 200k "legit" subscribers and 3 spam channels getting excited by 1,000 views is always funny.
As expected.
Liking the more calm commentary. Cheers!
The calmness of your voice is something i didnt think i hear. Im use to the aggression.
Yooo i'm loving the new editing style ♥ Great work!
the new visual style is good 👍🏾 audio style good as well.
GOING BACK IN TIME
As a visual-style viewer I'm loving the Phil freeze-frames. Oddly-sampled photos of Phil and his oddly-shaped head... hands ... eyes...
"Old Style Hardware" is actually what this space alien said.
bsp used to brag how she never uses ads, now shes desperate for ads
I'm so tempted to sub to Phil and in his and speak my mind I don't care if I get banned I'll speak the truth cause of up front about stuff. Phil just annoys the hell out of me
Brother you got to take DSP breaks. Cant lie ive thought the same.
“Watching visual style” sounds like something Phil would say
Acknowledging that its a redundant, was refreshing as hell tho.
As I typed that Phil says “Edited-Style videos” so…
Lol of course he did
I feel your voice sounds more tired (or maybe sick) in this video.
Don't push yourself, if you are not feeling like doing a video for whatever reason just skip it or leave for another day
I was tired when i started but i finshed it the next day feeling good. It really is just the difference of my mic distance and projection. Appreciate the concern though. 👍or 👎though
@@AtlustheBookkeeperI like the sound of it. The audio level between yourself and the clips are pretty consistent; and your voice also sounds less strained, of which can only be a good thing for your throat.
I miss the background a little, but it's good to see the full image at the start and end. The little insert popping in every pause is a nice touch, and identifies your clips from people such as GTG, who choose to include only their commentary. You do a good job! 👍🏻
New visual style looks good ! I also enjoy your calmish / easy to listen to tone / voice 😀
I like the new visual style gag of pausing on DSP strokeface between segments. Its so wild to me that detractors put considerably more effort into convering DSP content than he puts into his own content.
But as an audio style listener, I did like the older and louder style of your commentary a little bit more. But I think I could get used to it because the volume and quality do sound good.
big ups brother, gotta say loved the changes, its something different, i like it
If I can make an analogy of my own Phil's the equivalent of that one kid you dread doing a class project with because you know that they'll constantly whine while you do all the work and pass off the finished project as there's ultimately screwing you over
Keep in mind he doesn't know how to transfer video unless he's uploading it to TH-cam. He couldn't even give Slayer a copy of his private reacts on Dropbox.
I don't think it's wrong to want to make TH-cam videos for monetary means, even if that is your primary motivation. That said, there needs to be some kind of passion for what you're making, or at least some kind of care put into it. Even if it's solely to get the most out of every video. The problem with Phil is that he puts neither passion nor care into what he makes, which makes his intentions painfully transparent.
dsp is like the guy in school who's only objective is to be annoying and disruptive and wrong, thinking he's the ultimate Class Clown, while he gets his head dunked into the toilet and pantsed in the cafeteria
I'm pretty sure if he used his Mini PC which has a Ryzen CPU, a ton of the rendering issues would be mitigated.
This is a guy who has a decade old PC with an outdated Windows 8.1 OS that he uses on a daily basis.
EDITED-STYLE!
It's a shame that he's this lazy because this channel could be a gold mine. His own TIHYDP
youtube also only lets you upload so many videos or data in 1 day. for someone whos been gettin paid for no good reason for over a decade, she should know this
this guy......complain complain complain, no wonder khats downstairs crying.....
Mike clum will politely destroy dsp
13:38 old style hard drive lol😂
I have a feeling he knew exactly where the files were and just realised he could get money for it
Grown man complains about batch processing, news at 11. Batch processing is good if your PC isn't a literal potato.
1:18 That insane reaction to the frame rate dropping was gold. Its all he cares about, all of his most disappointing games was there for low frame rate and also to much content and sexual action. LOL!
Holy shit he's in the little corner now, 3D bobble headed vtube skeleton next?