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  • @Jammidodger
    @Jammidodger ปีที่แล้ว +4733

    Thanks for having me on the channel OT!! Always lovely to film together 💛 Also, the shock when I suddenly AGED 😮

    • @evansparkles
      @evansparkles ปีที่แล้ว +24

      HI JAMIEEEEE❤❤❤❤❤

    • @rulerofzeuniverse
      @rulerofzeuniverse ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jamie hiii

    • @okamiangles7121
      @okamiangles7121 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hi Jamie!
      Please do more colabs with OT in the future! 🙏😸

    • @rosieg6989
      @rosieg6989 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jamie, this video made me realize we have the same headphones.

    • @BritishMotherfucker
      @BritishMotherfucker ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JAMMIEEEE HIIII

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    "Why would she be uncomfortable with me placing a camera in her room"
    Here's a tip, go to your local police station, and tell then you've just put a camera in your 13yo daughter's bedroom - they can probably enlighten you.

    • @addyshorhnr3544
      @addyshorhnr3544 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      If there is a convict walking around it might be god enlightening him.

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They might make him reconsider the placement of that camera.

    • @SupahCray
      @SupahCray ปีที่แล้ว +35

      SOMEONE GIVE THIS GENIUS A PRIZE!!!! hooooly shiiiiit.....I didn't even think of the police! Best comment I've seen here!

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Half the police would agree with it :/

    • @MisterWeirdCore
      @MisterWeirdCore ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought that was normal? I had a camera until I was about nine

  • @Human1
    @Human1 ปีที่แล้ว +6872

    omg Jamie aged in front of our eyes 😭😭

    • @AzraelIsAThing
      @AzraelIsAThing ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Omg hi human

    • @Jack-sy8mr
      @Jack-sy8mr ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Therapist: “Old man Jamie isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
      Old man Jamie: 0:29

    • @harley5.7bviews5secondsago6
      @harley5.7bviews5secondsago6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Omg 😭

    • @Semt3k
      @Semt3k ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The Old Man of the Channel

    • @acespacerooster
      @acespacerooster ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Confirmed old person

  • @ZinTyPhoon
    @ZinTyPhoon ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    I'm a 28 year old man, and I'M uncomfortable with the idea of having a camera in my room! What is wrong with these psychopaths who think their children aren't entitled to privacy?!

    • @samcass67
      @samcass67 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      To be fair, i don't think most people like that see children as actual human beings.

    • @TruCloudGaming
      @TruCloudGaming ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@samcass67 Most people like that see children as extensions of themselves rather than individuals, so anything they do that they wouldn't/look down upon directly wounds their ego. This is even more extreme when things that are more closely related to core identity are different from what they are, like orientation, gender identity, religion, or political affiliation.

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@TruCloudGamingThis is why people should have a permit to have kids. Filters out the population, everything works out. This is a legit idea I have.

    • @shadowking278
      @shadowking278 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The only reason I would have cameras in my room was to either use them when I’m not there, or do that stupid thing where you show the camera the phone or pad that you use and make an infinite camera.

    • @TruCloudGaming
      @TruCloudGaming ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shadowking278 No matter what age I become, that is always fun :3

  • @FalkaRiannon
    @FalkaRiannon ปีที่แล้ว +2045

    I wonder how the people who made the "Yes ladies, I'm single" toddler shirt would react if you dressed a baby girl in it.

    • @EsmeShepherd
      @EsmeShepherd ปีที่แล้ว

      Combine it with one of those pink flower headbands they always put baby girls in and watch conservatives go mad

    • @rappingbeaniedog347
      @rappingbeaniedog347 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      I just don't get why even do that kind of thing to babies and toddlers.

    • @unchartedraider7547
      @unchartedraider7547 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Sexualisation is for all ages apparently

    • @blondequijote
      @blondequijote ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@rappingbeaniedog347breeder brain. They make living proof they had sex and spend 20 years telling everyone all about it. Like their genes were worth sharing with the world.

    • @bunnybaker2289
      @bunnybaker2289 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      They would probably assume the baby was a boy

  • @jamesnelson6656
    @jamesnelson6656 ปีที่แล้ว +3838

    My grandma had a great idea. Dress women up like drag queens and see if they get arrested. If so, then they can’t tell the difference between trans women, cis women, or any non gender conforming person

    • @Charbified
      @Charbified ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean we already know that they can't tell, because they make all those wild accusations about literally any cis person that displays any trait that they see as not being gender conforming. That WOMAN has SHOULDERS? Must be a MAN! It's sad that's the level of ridiculousness that we have to live with haha

    • @salomeabrt1574
      @salomeabrt1574 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      Cheers to your grandma, this is a good idea!

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell your grandma that this has already happened … with _butch lesbians_ being accosted in bathrooms _or even arrested_ because they didn't look "feminine" enough.
      Which illustrates the _real_ reason these asstrumpets are attacking trans folk.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      Drag queens aren't necessarily trans. She had the right idea, though, kudos! But, trans folks aren't doing drag, they're serious about wanting to be the opposite sex from their birth. Drag is a performance art, & most of the performers aren't trans, just guys who like to dress as exaggerated women. That & not all trans folks are trans *women,* roughly half are trans MEN (like me).

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrachenGothik666 Hon, I'm your _Internet Uncle-Gay,_ and have _been out for 30 years_ …
      …and I just realized that ScrewTube has stripped the 🏳‍🌈 and my pronouns out of my user-name. 🤦‍♂ I'm gonna have to remember to flash my credentials regularly now, aren't I?
      Yes, I'm *_well aware_*_ of everything you wrote!_ My point wasn't about any of that. It was that the attacks on trans folk are really an attempt to get at the rest of the LGBT+ community by attacking the 'T'-part first. Which is what arresting lesbians for using the women's room proves.

  • @Sapphire-Lily
    @Sapphire-Lily ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    Not wanting pads and tampons in the same store cus you don't wanna see blood would be the same as putting *band-aids* in a different store

    • @ozpin8329
      @ozpin8329 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      If you're a man and not secure enough to get your girlfriend/AFAB partner sanitary products, then you're not mature enough to be in a relationship.

    • @shadowking278
      @shadowking278 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @ozpin8329
      I don’t know why, but I thought your profile picture was an arc reactor. 🤦‍♀️

    • @nicolebacon2747
      @nicolebacon2747 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also, couldn't they just avoid the sanitary products aisle?

    • @chaoticdetectivepeach
      @chaoticdetectivepeach 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nicolebacon2747they could, but that'd still make them unfit for a relationship

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@ozpin8329 My husband buys pads for his husband. Because his masculinity isn't so fragile that buying this would threaten it.
      Hell, mine isn't either and I do need pads
      So, yes, I can't take someone serious that fears for their manhood for buying a... sanitary products.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer ปีที่แล้ว +2776

    Imagine being so ashamed of sex that you can't even look at your partner afterwards, because they took part in it with you.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      "I'm sorry I put you through that, honey."
      "It's okay, at least we suffered together."

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv ปีที่แล้ว +250

      They should seek help

    • @Lilith-Rose
      @Lilith-Rose ปีที่แล้ว +381

      Makes me wonder if they have issues with their own gender identity or sexuality that they haven't figured out yet, to be that disgusted by it they need some serious help

    • @JohnyMeBoi
      @JohnyMeBoi ปีที่แล้ว

      dudes got a bored ape pfp ofc someone cringe like that thinks this

    • @resourceress7
      @resourceress7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fellas, is it gay to be disgusted by having slept with a woman?

  • @staytuned2L337
    @staytuned2L337 ปีที่แล้ว +3406

    Jokes on them. I got married, had kids and it turned me gay. 🎉

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic  ปีที่แล้ว +851

      💜 I knew I saw you in the comments recently

    • @Kira-zm7vy
      @Kira-zm7vy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got married and had kids as well. Trans AF!! 😂

    • @Marshmal-
      @Marshmal- ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Mood

    • @danielbaines9115
      @danielbaines9115 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ​@@Marshmal-💀☠️

    • @bunji_beans
      @bunji_beans ปีที่แล้ว

      They're putting chemicals in the kids that turn the friggin parents gay!!!

  • @_maybeSilver
    @_maybeSilver ปีที่แล้ว +508

    just wanted to let you know-- the person that made the "pads tampons toothbrushes" tweet has confirmed multiple times that it was meant as satire, which is why they included toothbrushes as one of the items since its blatantly something everyone should be using LOL.

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Thank you, I thought I was going insane for thinking this MUST be a joke. xD
      I mean...you never know nowadays. The "Real men don't wipe" thing is often way to real. Nothing is a given in this timeline...

    • @GinkgoBalboa142
      @GinkgoBalboa142 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Thank goodness. I was together with someone who only brushed his teeth if I nagged him for HOURS each time (smoker, soda-freak and user of tobacco snuff) and it was so horribly exhausting. That post gave me flashbacks to his worn-down black teeth. Have standards, people. I let myself believe I had to settle for less because I'm trans (he was NOT ok with that, despite knowing it prior to dating) but now, I do without a partner. Might become a serial-killer later, if I'm feeling cute,idk.

  • @bambino05
    @bambino05 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    If any child actually has a camera in their room (not talking baby monitors) that child should anonymously tip off the police that their parents possess cp. Get away from that abusive crap

    • @elainasynranelt
      @elainasynranelt ปีที่แล้ว +81

      500 iq moment

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Same. Unless they have like a severe life-threatening medical condition, there is no reason for a camera. And that doesn't apply to 99.9999% of teenagers.

    • @AlmostOtaku7
      @AlmostOtaku7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tip off CPS instead, the police are often abusers themselves.

    • @VTimmoni
      @VTimmoni ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thank you for posting this comment so I didn't have to.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      ​​​@@waffles3629 think usually parents go with baby monitor. (Sound only). With like epilepsy. Cause they have to take it to the bathroom as well

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic  ปีที่แล้ว +3658

    petition to have Jamie back again soon!
    ..and for his headphones to be fully put on so we don't hear me talking twice..😏

    • @SmoothCriminal69
      @SmoothCriminal69 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This petition has been signed by a Smooth Criminal

    • @Marshmal-
      @Marshmal- ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This petition has been singed by Michael Jackson Hehe

    • @hellochildren3780
      @hellochildren3780 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I signed the petition

    • @music.ssharkz
      @music.ssharkz ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Petition is signed by Tom Nook

    • @catnip7290
      @catnip7290 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Signed a million times

  • @colindillon7902
    @colindillon7902 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    once my ex said "im out of underwear" to me and i (being raised by my wonderfully healthy lesbian mothers) stared at him in genuine confusion and said "..go.. wash some.. then?" 😂

    • @Ameliahorn6582
      @Ameliahorn6582 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He really puts the ex in ex 😂
      (Yes this makes no sense, deal with it😅)

  • @aspergianstoryteller6204
    @aspergianstoryteller6204 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    I think those men who can't look at their girlfriends right after sex need therapy.

    • @jayfalcon-rw3qc
      @jayfalcon-rw3qc ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I need therapy

    • @shadowking278
      @shadowking278 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @jayfalcon-rw3qc
      Same ;^;

    • @kvasskinggsezbooyah69
      @kvasskinggsezbooyah69 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I need therapy... but not for that

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Absolutely, they need some deep introspection

    • @PenguinLord10
      @PenguinLord10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I regret to inform you that no amount of therapy can help someone who has an NFT as their pfp.

  • @salomeabrt1574
    @salomeabrt1574 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Someone, please, put a "yes ladies, I am single" on a baby girl. Document people's reactions.

    • @vincentfreddoyle7555
      @vincentfreddoyle7555 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      And a baby boy for control

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And an intersex baby jus to be safe.

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      A completely neutral looking baby

    • @helyphion
      @helyphion ปีที่แล้ว +123

      ​@@chancewill6910maybe it's just me but don't all babies look very neutral? ;-;

    • @stormjin2242
      @stormjin2242 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ​@@helyphion was just wondering the same thing, unless there dressed in typical gender clothing, i literally cant tell, and don't really care,

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn ปีที่แล้ว +363

    3:07 This isn't just creepy, it's actually scary and concerning, because there are plenty of cases where men who are violent do that to make sure the victims don't escape, including dads with daughters.

  • @NateLooney-b8v
    @NateLooney-b8v ปีที่แล้ว +580

    The bibs and the onesies are always so painful to look at, and what makes it worse is that these are made by the same people to tell Gay and Trans people that they are sexualizing kids.

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Idk why they pick those options when dinosaurs on clothing exists which is the superior option

    • @tressonkaru7410
      @tressonkaru7410 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ​@@ayajade6683and are much cooler! Reptar! Rawr! 🦖

    • @TheBrokeCyberWanderer
      @TheBrokeCyberWanderer ปีที่แล้ว +54

      My kid had an onsie that said "This Kid Loves Darryl Dixon" and had Darryl Dixon with the motorcycle and crossbow. It was creepy in the good way, not whatever this is.
      Also I don't understand the lashing out at Pride displays this year. The Pride Coporate Cash Grab has been going on for years, did the religious right just realize it? Also why are the mad at rainbows on kids clothing (which is way more appropriate than these onsies and bibs) which is pretty much kids clothing year round. We use bright colors for kid's development. Babies need those. It makes zero sense.
      Also, not sure if it was just my kid, but babies use way less bibs than I thought they would.

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@TheBrokeCyberWanderer considering a lot of those people subscribe to the sad beige aesthetic even for kids I believe they'd find grey too much color.

    • @TheBrokeCyberWanderer
      @TheBrokeCyberWanderer ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ayajade6683 Very true. I feel bad for those kids. I can't imagine growing up in a house with everything beige and unable to make a mess.

  • @AliciaMajo
    @AliciaMajo ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I love how people were all offended at the overall for kids that said "be kind" with a rainbow(in target pride collection), but those onesies are totally okay and perfectly age appropriate.

  • @kingofmonochrome4361
    @kingofmonochrome4361 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    Always found it weird that those baby clothes are always about being their dads sperm and not their mums egg.

    • @Banana-or6cy
      @Banana-or6cy ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Yeah, isn't it true that we started as the egg? Pls correct me if I'm wrong

    • @RaisonLychi
      @RaisonLychi ปีที่แล้ว +139

      There's so many types of eggs they could put on them.
      What wasted potential!

    • @valerielevasseur8674
      @valerielevasseur8674 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      There's a long history of emphasizing resemblance to the father in order to pre-empt questions of the child's legitimacy.

    • @vixen_0072
      @vixen_0072 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      You start out as both. Once the egg and sperm join, the cells multiply, travel down the fallopian tube, imbed into the uterine wall, marinate for a few months, then ta daaaa you appeared.

    • @nessesaryschoolthing
      @nessesaryschoolthing ปีที่แล้ว +74

      ​@@Banana-or6cy I think the reason they say that is because women are born with all of the eggs they'll ever have already produced, so the first component of your existence that came about, even before your mother's birth, was the egg. Men, by contrast, don't produce sperm until they're adolescents, and sperm cells only individually live like a couple months before they end up being replaced by a new batch.
      So your egg was at least as old as your mom when she conceived you, while your sperm was maybe a month old or even as little as a day.
      It's all pretty academic, though, since obviously you need both gametes to actually experience life as a whole person. Your MILLIONS of egg-siblings in the womb gained nothing from their seniority over the sperm that never reached them as they both died without ever having been born. That thought became way more morbid than I thought it would be.

  • @communistcowboy1381
    @communistcowboy1381 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    The only time decent straight men grab their girlfriends and pull them closer when another man comes around, is if the man looks like a serial k**ler or a r**ist. That's not a jealous response, it's a "women aren't safe around this person" response.

    • @oakenshadow6763
      @oakenshadow6763 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This. This is what I was thinking. He sees not a threat to him "keeping his woman", but a threat to weman safty.

    • @plague_doctor0237
      @plague_doctor0237 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah, when it's done to protect your woman from danger, you're absolutely in the right

    • @caleightilson8030
      @caleightilson8030 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Aside from the fact that serial killers and rapists generally look like your average guy im not sure how they decide who to protect you from. And statistically speaking the boyfriend is more likely to assault them than a random stranger

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@caleightilson8030 Statistically speaking, yes, you're correct, but at the same time if someone heading your way looks completely unhinged, it's still perfectly reasonable to grab your partner. Even if the person does turn out to be harmless, if you feel uneasy about them it's normal to be concerned about the safety of people you care about if they're with you, and to want to protect them from something you percieve as a threat

    • @LookAtThisHuman
      @LookAtThisHuman ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We can talk statistics all day but if crackhead Craig starts walkin towards my partner Im going into protect mode 😤

  • @introspectiveseraphim6251
    @introspectiveseraphim6251 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    8:19 that's not because of any "masculine aura", that's "youre leering skeevily at my partner and you look like a douche, therefore i don't trust that you know what consent is"

  • @y.m.or.4053
    @y.m.or.4053 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    *subtly sexualizes child*
    *Gets called out on it*
    *Emphasizes that it's a child*
    MA'AM THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

    • @TE000YT
      @TE000YT ปีที่แล้ว +91

      This is like saying “the house is on fire!!” “Oh no! I’ll call the fire department” “DONT! ITS JUST THE HOUSE”

    • @TE000YT
      @TE000YT ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

    • @toni2309
      @toni2309 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think they thought that the commenter was upset because they thought it was an older child who should have enough manners to not grab their mom's panties.

    • @OfficialBlahajRepersentitive
      @OfficialBlahajRepersentitive ปีที่แล้ว +3

      subtly ?

    • @Crow_Smith
      @Crow_Smith 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      100% bet she's the type to call LGBT people pedos too

  • @iamgnome6230
    @iamgnome6230 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Im so proud of today's kids. I volunteer at a summer camp as a counselor and all these kids are so accepting of me (I'm part of lgbtq) and other staff members. Little kids who are like 5-9 are more respectful of staff pronouns than a lot of people I've met. They're so kind and sweet. Sometimes they say insensitive stuff but they're very young children, so it's to be expected. Having patience with them is key, because it can take a bit for them to understand. But it's basically the same with everything else kids learn. They need some time.
    We're making progress people. It may be hard to see but it's there.❤

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Kids imitate the grown ups. We need to be a good example

    • @Mushroom-Cosplays
      @Mushroom-Cosplays ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@falconeshield
      Some kids yes. But most don't and sadly I know a few people who have good kids but have terble adults in their lives. Good examples are definitely needed.

    • @skoosif
      @skoosif ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AWWWW that’s adorable!! i volunteer at a summer camp too, but the kids there are… not nearly as accepting as the ones at yours

    • @SummerAndCrossbows
      @SummerAndCrossbows ปีที่แล้ว

      Are we indoctrinating children to become what adults want? Is that what im getting from this Comment in particular?

    • @gaberobison680
      @gaberobison680 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Progress in some ways but we are going backwards on sex. There’s now stigma against people who don’t hookup rather than those who do despite the fact that having sex is not the default state of humanity

  • @Takisan111
    @Takisan111 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    OT doesn't need a threatening man aura. He draws in everyone with his delicious cinnamon roll aura.

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If I didn't see this comment, I would have said something similar!

    • @ArchmageLampae
      @ArchmageLampae ปีที่แล้ว +40

      this but unironically though? the energy you try to embody is the energy that you put out towards everyone in your life, so all these "big strong warrior alpha males" who think they NEED to seem violent in order to "protect" their girlfriend/family/etc don't seem to understand that they ARE the danger they're trying to protect against. OT embodies kindness and safety and is therefore much more comforting ❤

    • @rappingbeaniedog347
      @rappingbeaniedog347 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Threatening man aura sounds so scary lol

    • @vee1267
      @vee1267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah, the “cuddly golden retriever” aura in guys is SO underrated

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@vee1267yeahhhhhh

  • @DragonFae16
    @DragonFae16 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    When the tweet about the parent wanting to put a camera in their 13-year-old daughter's room was read out, I gasped so hard that my mum turned to me in concern. Then I told her why I gasped and she shook her head in disgust.

    • @lamarasawyer850
      @lamarasawyer850 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I wonder if she's gonna have a different tune when u start putting cameras around the house. It's pretty much thing with that "logic".

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that was a quora post i think

    • @localheaddealer1382
      @localheaddealer1382 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ​@@Artificer_the font of the post was literally Quora and I've seen worse things on that site than just the camera thing. I saw someone punish their son because he defended himself against his older sister who literally sucker punched his balls

    • @PixieoftheWood
      @PixieoftheWood ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@localheaddealer1382 Yeah, most of the posts like that are just trolls.

    • @localheaddealer1382
      @localheaddealer1382 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@PixieoftheWood I'd be happy to know if that was a troll bc that post + a lot of other ones are so wild 💀 /neg

  • @dewmilk7266
    @dewmilk7266 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Im absolutely buying the "yes ladies Im single" and "lock up your daughters" jammies for my future nieces

  • @purplespork3497
    @purplespork3497 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    As a women I can confirm that yes guys start showing pda with their girlfriends when I walk by. Clearly my masculinity is superior ;]

    • @JDM-is-my-name
      @JDM-is-my-name ปีที่แล้ว

      You are so masculine that even the straight men feel intimated!
      Either that, or you give, "your gf WILL be gay because of me" vibes and the Straight Logic™️ says "oh, better distract lady friend"

    • @silly_eevee
      @silly_eevee ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omg that's actually funny 😂

  • @Applemangh
    @Applemangh ปีที่แล้ว +436

    I get so irrationally angry when people imply that the sperm IS the baby. It feels sexist for one, but the inaccuracy is just INFURIATING.

    • @died231a3
      @died231a3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't get it, why it feels sexist to you? If the sperm is not the baby it's at least the thing that made the baby, i'm genuinely asking.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield ปีที่แล้ว +81

      ​@died231a3 It's the sperm and egg that do it. Not just the sperm not just the egg

    • @died231a3
      @died231a3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@falconeshield ahhhhhh now i get it, i got the thing out of context thanks for the explanation have a nice day

    • @LoraLoibu
      @LoraLoibu ปีที่แล้ว

      that shit is *half* a baby

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@LoraLoibu*half a parasite that may possibly become a baby

  • @Stormageddon81
    @Stormageddon81 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    In an argument about rainbows being for everyone, the apparently very straight male I was arguing with looked at my playlsts. He then labeled me a gay male for having one labeled "sexy". I don't even know the thought process some of these people take.

    • @Luluthebluemoon
      @Luluthebluemoon ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Most guys have their own views on what straight is.... that or he just wanted to call you gay because dudes just do that sometimes when they wanna make fun of something that annoys them. Either way dont think much into it and just enjoy yourself.

    • @Christopher_Miura
      @Christopher_Miura ปีที่แล้ว

      We aren't making fun of anyone you guys aren't even in Danger but getting kids with drag queens and letting them in pride parades with mostly sexual content and inappropriate things is very dangerous for their minds

    • @w1nterdays
      @w1nterdays 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ⁠@@Christopher_Miurauh what? No parade is gonna have sexual content.

    • @Christopher_Miura
      @Christopher_Miura 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@w1nterdays why don't you see for yourself men in sexual dog costumes in a pride parade

    • @Christopher_Miura
      @Christopher_Miura 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@w1nterdays the pride parade is always full of kink every time and we allow Children to go to it for some reason.

  • @runic6668
    @runic6668 ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    I love how Jamie is just constantly stunlocked through the entire video, poor guy, he's seen to much

    • @ChRiAn0815
      @ChRiAn0815 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Given those still schock him, I would say he hasn't seen enough and is still innocent...

    • @THE_funnyalt
      @THE_funnyalt ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That Vaporeon one though

    • @shadowking278
      @shadowking278 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We need a plushie of Jammie. It would be adorable. And it could be holding a smaller version of his book. 🥰

    • @justaperson6922
      @justaperson6922 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowking278YES I LOVE THAT IDEA

    • @justaperson6922
      @justaperson6922 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@shadowking278there’s already a Jamie plushie (at 31:20 in the bg you can see it ) but a plushie of him holding his book would be so adorable

  • @user-uo9kf1sx5o
    @user-uo9kf1sx5o ปีที่แล้ว +556

    In regards to the one that said "You know your masculine aura is strong when you get near a couple and the guy starts kissing, grabbing or screening his girl", as a lesbian, I "screen" or supportively put my hand on my partner when the sort of person who would write this is stood too close to us. This isn't due to any sort of "threat"; she's a lesbian, he definitely isn't a threat lol. This is because when someone with this attitude is near you, for a lot of people, they can feel unsafe and need reassurance. Because this sort of person thinks they have the right to other people's bodies and to hit on them when they are clearly in a relationship. But then I imagine they would think it's "gay" to be reassuring and kind to your partner, based off the content of r/AreTheStraightsOK. I also think it's hilarious that someone who thinks they're so unbelievably good-looking and masculine wants this validation from random couples. To be talking like this, shouldn't this guy already have women falling at his feet? Someone's masculinity sounds a bit fragile.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 ปีที่แล้ว

      The kind of guys who say & believe that drek are some of the most insecure incels around. Like the baby-men who follow Andrew Tate's ideas. So much yuck in one package. Egad.

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      As a gay dude, I often felt threatened when someone looked/stared at me and my ex but it was more out of the fear of us not being accepted in our conservative town; I felt the need to protect him because I've been harassed countless times where we live for being gay and I didn't want him to have to feel the brunt of the bullying. I do the same thing for my younger sister

    • @Nightswarmer
      @Nightswarmer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish people would hold my hand and stand in front of me to shield from stranger dangers..

  • @LikeAFoxStudios
    @LikeAFoxStudios ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey! I was the creator of that Indiana Jones skit! You'd be amazed how many comments I get of people saying "Okay but this is actually what the movie will be like" seemingly missing the point that I'm making fun of THEM. Lmao.

  • @FuzzyGecko
    @FuzzyGecko ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Everytime i watch these, im reminded of the lady who insisted on explaining to 17 year old me how long i needed to breastfeed my future kids to prevent gayness.

    • @addyshorhnr3544
      @addyshorhnr3544 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Strange question was this different for boys and girls because I heard a story where the mom wouldn’t breastfeed her daughter because she thought that breastfeeding lead to liking boobs.

    • @FuzzyGecko
      @FuzzyGecko ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@addyshorhnr3544 yes actually she did.

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@addyshorhnr3544I was gonna ask if she had boys too! Cause I've seen posts where people where asking if breastfeeding would turn their baby girl into a lesbian.
      Some people cannot separate boobs and sex apparently.

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      W.. excuse me WHAT.

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@alicine-sims8988yeah apparently. Or like.. any genetalia and sex or gender at all.. ( or like, baby making stuff)

  • @MaridoDoFelps
    @MaridoDoFelps ปีที่แล้ว +208

    You know what the fun part about these "I won a race" onesies is?
    Oftentimes it's not even the first sperm to arrive at the egg that gets inside it, but one that the egg itself decided is "good enough". The egg has to actively allow the sperm to enter lmao
    The egg is constantly releasing chemical signals, and the sperm has to kinda "match" them for the egg to allow it to enter

    • @LilianaKali
      @LilianaKali ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And once one is let in then the rest are barred entry.

    • @sophiachalloner8951
      @sophiachalloner8951 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cool, I have been taught stuff.

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly. And then uterus kills the rest ✨(mostly because sperm can't handle body temperature for too long. That's why the balls are outside)

  • @rubymaed4815
    @rubymaed4815 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I know a 34 y/o man with a 13 y/o daughter who literally feels ill and may be sick if you try and talk to him about periods. He's a right weirdo as well

  • @latchisswithanl6996
    @latchisswithanl6996 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    As someone who works in a grocery store, I can unfortunately confirm that there are people who will wear targeted ad shirts in public. They all say something different, and yet, they're all the same.

    • @Clockwork-Rat
      @Clockwork-Rat ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I work in a gas station and the amount of "manly men" I see wearing those is out of control

  • @DennisFreyBooks
    @DennisFreyBooks ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Honestly, the „dating in your 30s“ bit is basically when I date a fellow autist. Just weirdly deep but seemingly unconnected questions spiced up with trivia from our special interests. I love it 😁❤️

    • @Acorn905
      @Acorn905 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That sounds so wholesome! I want to have someone to talk to and ask weird questions

    • @DennisFreyBooks
      @DennisFreyBooks ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Acorn905 the best part is that even if it seems kind of random you learn A LOT about the other person in a very short time because there is no small talk - only stuff you’re genuinely interested in.

    • @Damariobros
      @Damariobros ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I have autism and adhd as well and this is so truuuuuueeeeeee!!!

    • @shadowking278
      @shadowking278 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Damariobros
      Well then it’s a good thing I have both. >:3

    • @amelieg246
      @amelieg246 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadowking278 SAME

  • @QuiranPup
    @QuiranPup ปีที่แล้ว +40

    22:30
    I had a coworker who made similar comments about his daughter liking lollies and how he thinks it's great as she can practice early.
    That gave off vibes I didn't want to ever see, and ffs, your daughter is 2 WTF is wrong with you sexualising your kid like that.
    And yet .... somehow .... two men holding hands is evil?

    • @bluester7177
      @bluester7177 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This is disgusting and I really wish I hadn't read this comment, how can this dude have this type of thinking about his daughter? WTF

    • @lemolea9571
      @lemolea9571 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Did you inform social services? People who make sexualised comments about their kids in the open are probably doing much worse behind closed doors. I know from personal experience, sadly.

  • @iija5238
    @iija5238 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    28:57 "sorry, I was stimming" in a gruff voice after whipping around is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Thanks for reminding me of this gem

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys ปีที่แล้ว +5

      literally me /j

    • @iija5238
      @iija5238 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@c0zmozys just like me fr..

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This explains so much 😂

    • @greenpiersystem
      @greenpiersystem ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@AnkhAnanku Literally, the most iconic ADHD/Autism random attack of stimming I know is when someone has something like a lanyard and starts swinging it around like a fucking helicopter. 😂
      I don't get why the centrifugal force thing is so nice, but my god, it's addicting. 😅

  • @IRFine
    @IRFine ปีที่แล้ว +217

    9:16 is one of my favorite videos ever. “…and landed in his coworker’s vagina” is the greatest punchline of all time

  • @Theroha
    @Theroha 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    When y'all were talking about weaponized incompetence but Jammi said "learned incompetence", I honestly felt that. There are major life skills my parents never taught me that I had to learn from my wife. Couple that with ADHD means I still struggle because I know how to do the things now but my brain doesn't know when to do them.

  • @a.harrington1634
    @a.harrington1634 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    So I was watching this video without my glasses on (had a headache), and Jamie's side is all warm and golden while OT's is blue and cool purple, and my brain just went: "Oh, look, the sun and the moon are laughing at all the straights down on earth!"
    And now I can't unseen the happy sunshine and the cool moon who has to wear shades to hang out with his buddy.

    • @unknowngod8221
      @unknowngod8221 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      are you having problem with your head?????

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@unknowngod8221it's literally just colors. And their being creative. LMAO

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@unknowngod8221I mean they have a headache???

    • @DeadNotSleeping789
      @DeadNotSleeping789 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is beautiful and I'm going to choose to see them this way from now on

    • @fordprefect5104
      @fordprefect5104 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love this idea.

  • @grimbluesins
    @grimbluesins ปีที่แล้ว +593

    vaporeon gf was WILD. bro just kept going on and on trying to justify dating a pokémon plush and discussing private stuff to this poor employee 💀

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      On the plus side I can see vaporeon normally

    • @grimbluesins
      @grimbluesins ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@asackboyplush6508 fr, so glad i’m not like weirdos essentially justifying zoo- using fictional animals

    • @Caddance
      @Caddance ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Like sir you do realize you can end up an a sex offender registry

    • @tobiasVA
      @tobiasVA ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I’ll say it’s a mock account! He does a lot of content with “his Vaporeon GF”
      It’s always that painful

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@grimbluesinsfictional animals... Unless someone is referencing a real animal's genitals and using that to draw the porn.. i mean like if it has human genitalia then i think it's ok. It's a fictional creature, if someone drew a human dick on a realistic dog, i would be disturbed and weirded out.

  • @tris5602
    @tris5602 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I sometimes ask my husband to put his arms around me or kiss me in public because some random guy is giving me the creeps. I've always appreciated the men in my life for being willing to step in and screen unwanted attention for me. Guys who do this for their female friends are the real MVPs.

    • @taramcflara
      @taramcflara 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's messed up that they have to step in at all. Glad you have the support, it's important to have safe men around. Still, it sucks to need their intervention. Like why isn't the woman's 'no' or obvious discomfort not valid enough to the point that a man in her life has to step in for people to listen 😫😫

  • @glowcherryblossoms4241
    @glowcherryblossoms4241 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I have never understood my mother's thinking. Growing up she was like "Once a couple gets married they should have a baby in about a year. If after a year the woman isn't pregnant or has had a baby it's been to long." I'm just like dang! What if they aren't ready MOM! Let's them choose when to have a baby. Ya weirdo (And not the good kind)
    Edit: Oh geez! Thanks for the likes!

    • @0XBlondie96X0
      @0XBlondie96X0 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Plus getting pregnant isn't that easy for some, it could be difficult to conceive or even impossible if one or both parties are completely infertile, which means some couples might not manage to have a baby in that time frame even if they were trying their hardest for one

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There was a time when if you hadn't conceived within the first year you were allowed to divorce your wife, who then was expected to join a nunnery, unless her family was wealthy, then she just had to go live in the summer home.

    • @SpringStarFangirl
      @SpringStarFangirl ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​​@@elaexplorer remember learning about the Jewish requirements behind infertility, and it's only after ten years of trying that you're expected to find some other way, whether remarrying or surrogacy. And a woman had a right to divorce if her husband wasn't having enough sex with her. It's weird to me as well. (Weird in that I am ace and can't imagine needing sex, that is.)

    • @glowcherryblossoms4241
      @glowcherryblossoms4241 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SpringStarFangirl How much sex is too little? I'm not ace and it's weird to me.

    • @SpringStarFangirl
      @SpringStarFangirl ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@glowcherryblossoms4241 the minimum for sailors was at least once a month iirc, the minimum for field workers was once a week, and office type workers were expected to be available whenever their wives wanted. Obviously not all women were that demanding, but anything less than that could be grounds for divorce if the woman wanted more.

  • @SoftSelachiine
    @SoftSelachiine ปีที่แล้ว +674

    I love One Topic's biblically accurate microphone, I'm genuinely all here for it

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      it inspired me to make biblically accurate headphones, lol

    • @alleb2571
      @alleb2571 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I cant stop staring at the one eye thats gonna fall

    • @kulazu
      @kulazu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can think Click it's his idea

  • @shantellerobb5896
    @shantellerobb5896 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Thank you OT and Jamie for helping me through when I’m sick at the hospital, trying not to let my anxiety spiral. Thank you for keeping me calm

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hope you get better soon

    • @shantellerobb5896
      @shantellerobb5896 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@chancewill6910 Thank you, already feeling better! Your wishes worked, hopefully will work when I have to go back again tmw. Thank you again, I hope you are doing well too 💕💖💕

    • @Ruby-yn5fp
      @Ruby-yn5fp ปีที่แล้ว

      hope you are doing better!! also check out The Anxiety Guy he has great affirmation vids for calming down and also explanation vids, its helped me a lot. lots of love!

  • @ollief1sh
    @ollief1sh ปีที่แล้ว +332

    a great way to handle weaponized incompetence is weaponized incontinence

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic  ปีที่แล้ว +155

      oh no

    • @Lilith-Rose
      @Lilith-Rose ปีที่แล้ว +32

      But what if they enjoy that? (Asking for a friend)

    • @SwirlyPinwheel
      @SwirlyPinwheel ปีที่แล้ว +54

      ​@@Lilith-RoseThen you might have a...😎 wee problem with this plan.

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@SwirlyPinwheelYEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As someone who works as a caregiver, I feel obligated to discourage this, and yet...

  • @TheRealVenna
    @TheRealVenna ปีที่แล้ว +308

    My favorite pregnancy reveal was the one where the 'dad' was bummed out because he thought it was a positive Covid test!

    • @ChickenOfAwesome
      @ChickenOfAwesome ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yes 😂 the guy is like "oh man I have to travel soon, why would you show me that!" Similarly there's one where a guy gets sent a positive COVID test and is immediately like "what?! It's not mine!" Like no dude, she's letting you know to quarantine, not telling you you're the daddy !

    • @addyshorhnr3544
      @addyshorhnr3544 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am concerned for those parents and those babies.

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@ChickenOfAwesomeTo be fair to the second guy, sending a picture of a positive covid test with no context is just weird, you should just use your words.

    • @ChickenOfAwesome
      @ChickenOfAwesome ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@alicine-sims8988 I think she did say something like "I was with you yesterday so I thought you should know", which to me makes it clear its a covid test and she's saying to test/isolate - after all a pregnancy test definitely wouldn't work that fast!

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHA OMFG

  • @BHStudios01
    @BHStudios01 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    6:58 Uuumm…
    hate to tell you this, guys, but…
    I work in a Walmart… in Florida…
    trust me, people wear these kinds of shirts unironically. 😅

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube ปีที่แล้ว +164

    At a sleepover my daughters and their friends were watching the 30th anniversary edition of Beauty and the Beast. One of them asked if this was the original version from 1991. Another said "it can't be, it's in color." I turned to the 10 year old and explained "we had COLOR in 1991, thank you very much!"

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe she was referring to Cocteau's version?
      It's not in colour, but it's really good on its own right!

  • @marylambkin
    @marylambkin ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I saw Jamie's soul leave his body.

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic  ปีที่แล้ว +86

      💜 so many times through this video

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But did you see it go back in? 😂

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mine would to

  • @GayGothPirate
    @GayGothPirate ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Grown men threatening their infant daughters' non existent future boyfriends cause me so much discomfort. My brother talks about beating up his 4 year old daughter's "boyfriend" but then says that she's too young to know gay people exist.

    • @Jo-er6tw
      @Jo-er6tw ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @icantthinkofaname1677 say it louder for the people. In. The. BACK! 😭

    • @lauravanimpe3173
      @lauravanimpe3173 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      My abusive ex always said he never wanted a daughter because he “knew what men were like”. One of the MANY red flags I missed. And that statement was pure projection. I hope he never has any children, that would be horrific for everyone.

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It just shows that she is more his property then a person. He is in control of her sexuality as well.

    • @Jo-er6tw
      @Jo-er6tw ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @icantthinkofaname1677perfect 👌😌

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Y'all I was fucking 5 when I knew I wasn't exactly a girl or boy and literally never had crushes or anything of the sort in school towards my fellow peers. Like wtf. We can def. know.

  • @roguedogx
    @roguedogx ปีที่แล้ว +53

    8:28 Jamie should have a huge masculine aura, after all because he did the transition he's definitely "a self made man"
    I'll see myself out.

  • @eldritchabomination9726
    @eldritchabomination9726 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Hey roomies! I'm here to remind you all that you're valid and deserve to be happy. Stay safe, eat food, destroy gender norms (or don't if you enjoy them, or do if you like them but not the pressure to fit), drink water, don't be creepy towards people (especially your kids), and get sleep.
    I hope you all have a good day

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nice bi flag

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@asackboyplush6508 thank you

    • @ryanschoeff
      @ryanschoeff ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I enjoy being cis and straight but still being able to destroy gender norms!

    • @HelfireFolf
      @HelfireFolf ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wait… we are supposed to sleep?

    • @Cevowo
      @Cevowo ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@HelfireFolf are we?

  • @justvibin1447
    @justvibin1447 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The wolf couple, even if it was just a skit, is a lot more wholesome than the creepy sperm onesies or the guy sexing up his vaporeon in the theater. Like, consenting adults have the right to be cringe as long as nobody is getting hurt. I don't think this should be in "are the straights okay."

    • @Mushroom-Cosplays
      @Mushroom-Cosplays ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Defenetly agree. Like ngl there just having fun being clingy with each other

    • @Ruby-yn5fp
      @Ruby-yn5fp ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i think that which they were parodying was the not ok part, no?

    • @gaberobison680
      @gaberobison680 ปีที่แล้ว

      There isn’t anything wholesome about furries. It’s just playing with bestiality. The conclusion to be reached is that all sexuality is irrational and something to be banished to the past

    • @strangevol5264
      @strangevol5264 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the Vaporeon one was definitely satire.

    • @elizabethgatchell4546
      @elizabethgatchell4546 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Vaporeon is satire, I follow the guy on tictok, he uploads intentionally uncomfy vids, mostly to point out how creepy incels are in public. I watch them cuz I’m a masochist ig.

  • @Tsukaiyo
    @Tsukaiyo ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This reminds me of when I worked at a BBQ store and had to organize the aprons display. They all had slogans or some kind of cheesy graphic on them. I decided they were best sorted into four categories: sexism, alcoholism, anti-vegetarianism, and dad. There were a few that would fit in more than one category, though.

  • @AtypicalDal
    @AtypicalDal ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Alternative title: OT tramatizes Jamie for 32 mintues

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol, or OT makes Jamie's brain malfunction for 32 minutes

    • @mirandarensberger6919
      @mirandarensberger6919 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair, most (all) of these traumatized me and made my brain malfunction, too.

  • @err0r_fox686
    @err0r_fox686 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The funniest part about the “won the race” shirts is that it’s always the last sperm to get there that fertilizes the egg. The ones that get there first just weaken the egg wall. We are born slackers.

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON ปีที่แล้ว +33

      WE ARE BORN FREE LOADERS

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t it the other way round though? The fastest sperm cell reaches the egg first and penetrates the cell wall, which causes a rapid thickening of the egg’s cell wall so no other sperm can enter?
      Comment still hilarious though!

    • @aceanimations3214
      @aceanimations3214 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​​@@catlover2223Actually, is none of those. Recent studies (don't have the source, sorry, so please do look it up) showed that the egg help one of the sperm break the wall. They're thinking there's a way the egg chooses. I think it's very interesting to do more reaserch on it.

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@aceanimations3214 Thanks! I’ll do some snooping on PubMed or Google Scholar.

    • @homebrewedthoughts2033
      @homebrewedthoughts2033 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@catlover2223 did you find anything

  • @whoandwhatalsowhy
    @whoandwhatalsowhy ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Hello everybody! I never comment because my local social anxiety said not to, but I'm here today to say that I came out!!! Lots of crying, but I did it. My dad is supportive and I'm so glad to have him in my life. Love to you all ❤🏳️‍⚧️

    • @fatherwardsleftshoe
      @fatherwardsleftshoe ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Congratulations! I'm proud of you for having the courage to come out!

    • @whoandwhatalsowhy
      @whoandwhatalsowhy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you!!

    • @random.nobody.13
      @random.nobody.13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's so great! I'm really happy for you! Congratulations!

    • @whoandwhatalsowhy
      @whoandwhatalsowhy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@random.nobody.13 Ahhh!! Thank you! :))

    • @vinkei4521
      @vinkei4521 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congrats! I came out two years ago and I've been on hrt for about 8 months now. It's been a hard choice but one that made my life so much better. I hope everything goes well for you!

  • @Starhawke_Gaming
    @Starhawke_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Speaking of Baby Onesies:
    I went to a baby shower for a friend, and they had an event where they had a whole pile of blank baby onesies and fabric markers, and we were supposed to draw our own custom designs on the onsies.
    I'm not much of an artist, so instead of a picture, I drew the C++ source code to print out "Hello World" on the onsie.
    Yes, im a geek. 🤓😅

    • @mirandarensberger6919
      @mirandarensberger6919 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      See, that's wholesome. As a non-programmer, I would have had no idea what it meant, but once it was translated for me I would have said, "Oh, that's cute!" As opposed to the onesies in the video, which have me saying, "Oh my god, call CPS."

    • @_allegra
      @_allegra ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Legit love that idea!!!

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OK, see THAT I can be down with. It's wholesome & adorable! Those other onseies, ergh, not so much.

    • @LadyDreamfyre
      @LadyDreamfyre ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is absolutely adorable

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm trans and my sibling is gender non-conforming so when my mom went shopping for a baby shower gift recently she thought about what "do I get that is like appropriate for a baby because you don't know what the kid is going to end up" and she said that I was one way growing up and I turned out different so like it would suck if you had a picture of a baby that said 'oh little girl' and they turned out to not be a girl anyway that was my mom's thought process so she got a cute onesie of a little monkey and sorry if this is a mess I used speech-to-text

  • @thellamamushroom
    @thellamamushroom ปีที่แล้ว +259

    It took me way too long to realize OT still has all those googly eyes on his mic and I love it.
    Also, I always shudder whenever I see those cringey baby clothes with the weird ass phrases. I hate them and they are terrible. Who thought those were a good idea?!

    • @jaewol359
      @jaewol359 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Biblically accurate mic

    • @Blueeyesthewarrior
      @Blueeyesthewarrior ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those googly eyes actually trigger my trypophobia. Too many circles.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if Jamie saw it, too.

    • @EndymionMhr
      @EndymionMhr ปีที่แล้ว

      Bloodborne mic

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys ปีที่แล้ว

      that mic must see in 4k ultra HD

  • @fancydeer
    @fancydeer ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I just realized that Jamie is so pure compared to OT. He would never survive a video with Click.

    • @BudgieCute
      @BudgieCute ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @Jupue
      @Jupue 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He did

  • @spitandcoffee
    @spitandcoffee ปีที่แล้ว +333

    OT's maniacal laughter at Jamie's horrified reactions gives me life

    • @reptiqueen7275
      @reptiqueen7275 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Click is rubbing off on him

  • @ryanschoeff
    @ryanschoeff ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    As a straight, we are not ok

    • @rin2591
      @rin2591 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      _Join us.... Join the Gay Side!_

    • @Ghostfighter797
      @Ghostfighter797 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      ​@@rin2591bring some Oreos then I'll join

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We're not OKAAAAAAAYAAAY

    • @ryanschoeff
      @ryanschoeff ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rin2591unfortunately I find the same gender rather disgusting, but maybe I’m trans and then I can join the gay 😂

    • @rin2591
      @rin2591 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Ghostfighter797 _here can i trade this instead_ ?🍪

  • @FelineDeskFan13
    @FelineDeskFan13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    29:16 “I brought my metal straw from home!”
    This is the best part of the video XD

  • @KaityKat117
    @KaityKat117 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    omg that Vaporeon video was hard to get through. That guy did a great job of making me very uncomfortable.

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There's a gif of a guy nodding his head to music as he slowly raises a gun to his temple. I feel like that adequately describes my reaction.

    • @0gammag0
      @0gammag0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is, unfortunately, a good actor when it comes to that

    • @people2chronically-online
      @people2chronically-online 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Females can’t take the frankly oldest worst copy pasta

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@people2chronically-online
      Ooh! Bingo!
      Pointless gender war! That's my 2nd bingo this week!

    • @people2chronically-online
      @people2chronically-online 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KaityKat117 yall fight pointless genders wars you don’t know anything about

  • @Me-iq4se
    @Me-iq4se ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Never have I been so grateful to be a bisexual with a preference for women

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Never have I been so grateful to be a bisexual with a preference for specifically Link and Zelda

    • @RaisonLychi
      @RaisonLychi ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@asackboyplush6508not Hyrule Warriors Cia and BOTW2 Ganon?

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RaisonLychi haven't played hyrule warriors, I'm not entirely sure about Ganondorf

    • @JohnyMeBoi
      @JohnyMeBoi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ayyy i got the same, bout like a 60-40 spread

    • @cheshirekat7026
      @cheshirekat7026 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Never have I been so grateful to be a bisexual with a preference to women & enbys or anime/manhua/manhwa men(who are literally never gonna be as perfect irl)

  • @ravina6686
    @ravina6686 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This combo is so good. Jamie and OT are two types of dorky adorable and together its such good energy. Warm and fun

  • @SaruCharmed
    @SaruCharmed ปีที่แล้ว +72

    That part about the dad putting a camera in his daughter's room makes me so uncomfortable, because as a kid, we weren't allowed to lock or even close our bedroom door, even when I was a teenager, and he eventually turned out to reveal himself as a super creepy predator and he told me gross shit like "if I wanted to see you naked, I could put a camera in your room and you'd never know". Even after he was gone, I had ptsd for at least a year from his actions and I was paranoid that there was a camera in our bathroom, like hidden in the vent or something so I'd always cover it before I ever did anything in the bathroom (though I wouldn't leave it there, cause fire hazard)

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    i think Jamie's masculine aura is actually pretty substantial. he's got major "just a bro doin' stuff" energy.
    OT on the other hand is more "aw lookit him go" energy. makes me wanna ruffle his hair.

    • @PJBloop
      @PJBloop ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ot have massive gremlin energy

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@PJBloop i'm imagining a giant gremlin with purple hair now and it's a pretty great visual ngl

    • @calechipaltcrimes
      @calechipaltcrimes ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ot has cute little brother energy

    • @trilobite3120
      @trilobite3120 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When I was trying to search up one topic's channel I nearly searched 'ond Dinosaur'.

  • @friendlyneigborhoodbean
    @friendlyneigborhoodbean ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel like the camera in the 13 year old's room technically falls under cp

  • @kick4243
    @kick4243 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Hearing Jamie say "no homo" fulfilled a need I never knew I had

  • @theholyone6
    @theholyone6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I hate the after sex image bullshit so much, these people shouldn't be in relationships if they dont see their partners attractive after sex, cuddling after is so wholesome, now excuse me while I cry about my past failed relationships.

    • @syrelian
      @syrelian ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The comment about "I feel like an animal" almost feels like they don't see THEMSELVES as attractive, or feel that the way they are looking is invalid(probably lewd looks) and looking hurts in that way, but its not healthy either way

  • @collapsingwavefunction_.3356
    @collapsingwavefunction_.3356 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how when OT collabs with Jamie, Jamie spends half the collab going OT... why, and when OT collabs with Click, OT spends half the collab going Click... whyyyyyy

  • @laurentiare
    @laurentiare ปีที่แล้ว +255

    As a straight person, we do NOT claim these people at all. I love you two to bits lmao. 😂❤

    • @HedgeWitch-st3yy
      @HedgeWitch-st3yy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right with you on both those statements. ❤

    • @silver5962
      @silver5962 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's for fun, we know it's not all straight people obviously, we're not talking about you in these memes just because you're straight

    • @laurentiare
      @laurentiare ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silver5962I’m very well aware these memes are for fun. My comment was of no ill intention at all. I never mentioned these memes were directed at me in any way. I’m sorry that my comment seems so from your POV, but I’m here to clarify that is not the case at all. Have a nice day. 😊

  • @__-fm5qv
    @__-fm5qv ปีที่แล้ว +43

    top tip: if you're underaged and parents are putting a camera in your room they could be done for posession of CP!

  • @Fab4Sunrises
    @Fab4Sunrises ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The sad thing is Project Makeover is actually a very sweet, positive game where you help people get their situation under control, but the ads are horrible.

  • @0XBlondie96X0
    @0XBlondie96X0 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    3:00 With that logic this person should be perfectly comfortable with the idea of the government setting up cameras in their home to monitor them, bc it's not like they're doing anything illegal, right?

    • @michaelschneider8201
      @michaelschneider8201 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You've described my country's government... :(
      But it's full of irresponsible thieves :)
      P. S. You know, it's actually even better when the government is trying to spy on you. There's at least a chance that someone'll steal the fundings. The little girl's situation though... I hope she gets tf away from there to live on her own as soon as legally possible

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To quote Sir Terry Pratchett: "The innocent have plenty to fear. Mostly from the guilty, but especially from those who say, 'the innocent have nothing to fear.'"

    • @douglaswolfen7820
      @douglaswolfen7820 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If anyone ever claims that since they're innocent, they have "nothing to hide", try asking them for a video of them taking a shower, or going to the toilet
      Turns out most people __would__ prefer to hide that

  • @ilovedinosaurs35
    @ilovedinosaurs35 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Can I share a wholesome pride thing here? I hope so because I am going to. There was a pride parade in my home town today and not only did members of my school district, including students, which includes me, have a section, I got to hold the leading banner for that section which was amazing and it was so nice to see everyone cheering. Also according to my mom there was a drag story time where a drag queen read a book to children and I need that in my life. Anyways have a nice day everyone, and sorry for talking for awhile.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yay for wholesome pride story!!! And all wholesome stories are welcome here. I'm glad you had fun.

    • @ilovedinosaurs35
      @ilovedinosaurs35 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@waffles3629 Yeah it was great and super fun, and I love pride parades and similar events due to people of minorities being able to connect with people who have similar stories. So all around a great experience!

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ilovedinosaurs35 that's great 😁

    • @ilovedinosaurs35
      @ilovedinosaurs35 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Myuunium Thank you! I hope you are happy too!

    • @ilovedinosaurs35
      @ilovedinosaurs35 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Myuunium 🙂👍

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn ปีที่แล้ว +11

    16:14 OT realizing the joke late is very relatable.

  • @IronCladBeliever
    @IronCladBeliever ปีที่แล้ว +41

    21:45 The soft and completely concerned tone in Jamie's voice omg....

  • @NottJoeyOfficial
    @NottJoeyOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I adore how OT usually pretends to be too wholesome to know what most of this type of stuff means, but here he's going all out just to make Jamie experience it with him lmao. Amazing video from two great creators!

  • @Sentientmatter8
    @Sentientmatter8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    32 minutes of Jamie and OT just traumatizing themselves and us.

  • @maryamshaaban74
    @maryamshaaban74 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    As a straight person I can confirm I'm indeed, not ok.
    I need a hug😢

  • @Wellalrightthen.
    @Wellalrightthen. ปีที่แล้ว +103

    After having to meet my incredibly incel neighbors, you two have restored my faith that the world is not a bad place just because some people choose to be awful. 💚

  • @GreysonAuctor
    @GreysonAuctor หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    19:00 "No. Fifty percent of you won." 😂 that killed me

  • @jasperjazzie
    @jasperjazzie ปีที่แล้ว +23

    26:40 they have an nft profile picture and they expect us to believe they're getting laid lmao

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai ปีที่แล้ว +99

    If you think the baby clothes are bad, wait til you hear about baby burlesque. Its exactly what it sounds like

    • @stonks3507
      @stonks3507 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      A WHAT NOW

    • @Moon17ob
      @Moon17ob ปีที่แล้ว +27

      WHAT

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it's the gays who are "groomers". Jesus Christ. I have no idea why people think it's OK

    • @mirandarensberger6919
      @mirandarensberger6919 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I would like to go live in a cave with no internet now.

    • @greatape8019
      @greatape8019 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      and they say drag queens are sexualising the kids ..

  • @marinadiaz1762
    @marinadiaz1762 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    the fact this clothing for babies is now more aceptable than rainbows is CRAZZZYY

  • @HighAsHeckPriestess
    @HighAsHeckPriestess ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As I'm looking through the layers of my sexuality, I'm realizing that I'm certainly not straight and thank God for that😂😂😂😂

    • @saxo.3336
      @saxo.3336 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@timebladeNot the original commenter but it’s a joke… the whole video is literally poking fun at some questionable straight people actions

    • @halcyon.x
      @halcyon.x ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timebladeidk man, after watching this video it seems like one

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timeblade neither is being straight.

  • @HoneyM1lkart
    @HoneyM1lkart ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:28 i hate the fact my father made my little brother wear that when he was fresh into the world

  • @gamesruinrey
    @gamesruinrey ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Straight people… It hurts. IT HURTS! But doesn’t hurt as much as how old OT is making me feel right now 🙄😂😂

  • @kayleeisaacs9579
    @kayleeisaacs9579 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I had to say goodbye to the cat that’s helped me get through so much today. At a time where I’m just looking for my boy Jupiter for comfort and him not being there anymore, OT and Jamie were just what I needed tonight 💙

    • @sharlharmakhis280
      @sharlharmakhis280 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🫂 I'm so sorry.

    • @maeum_maeum
      @maeum_maeum ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My condolences❤️ its very painful to lose a fur child😔

    • @mirandarensberger6919
      @mirandarensberger6919 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So sorry for your loss. Losing a pet is the worst.

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know it's not the same, but please accept some mama hugs.
      ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎💙💗🤍

    • @mrs.wontkins9294
      @mrs.wontkins9294 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorry to hear about your 🐱.
      We have been through that too.
      I hope things get better soon.

  • @midnightpebble4377
    @midnightpebble4377 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Jamie constantly being traumatized by what OT is showing him will forever be my favorite 😂😂

  • @bluestonecreeper720
    @bluestonecreeper720 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:28 this impersonation of this type of person is too good and it's hurting my ***soul***

    • @SJ_Killingspree
      @SJ_Killingspree 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I actually follow the maker of that video on tiktok lmao

  • @comedicjune4365
    @comedicjune4365 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Project Makeover is actually just a basic makeover puzzle game if I remember correctly, the ads are just completely inaccurate to get attention

  • @linneathesystemsdruid308
    @linneathesystemsdruid308 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Just a reminder
    Trans fems, you look pretty and I hope you have a good day
    Trans mascs, you look handsome and I hope you have a good day
    People outside the binary, you look positively perplexing and I hope you have a good day
    Xenogender people and non dysphoric trans people, your gender is valid and I hope you have a good day
    Allys, I can’t tell you how much the little things mean and I hope you have a good day
    (If this made your day please let me know it means a lot)

    • @crypticchrome7488
      @crypticchrome7488 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It made my day :>

    • @JohnyMeBoi
      @JohnyMeBoi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im not trans but thank you for the validation for the others!

    • @goldandsilver4211
      @goldandsilver4211 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :3

    • @Juzokinnie
      @Juzokinnie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a trans man, thank you. I just want to be validated. :>

    • @jacksondawn5629
      @jacksondawn5629 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've always wanted to look perplexing :3

  • @elrondxiloscient
    @elrondxiloscient ปีที่แล้ว +27

    16:49 power move: get this for your daughter

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:04 That's gross and scientifically inaccurate. That's only half that would end up on a tissue.