Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza is a MESS

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  • Taco Bell has brought back their famous Mexican Pizza by popular demand, unfortunately I didn't get what I was hoping for - especially considering all of the hype.
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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

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    • @nicholas104
      @nicholas104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Report of the week. I know exactly what the issue is. I used to work at a taco bell, and the employees can be so lazy sometimes that they just leave the refried beans they haven't used in the table when it was supposed to be thrown away every two or so hours. What happens is that the beans get dry and hard from the heated table, when really it is supposed to be softer and more liquid than you may have experienced. Unfortunately the quality of employees at Taco Bell is awful almost everywhere.

    • @roastbeefsandwich6769
      @roastbeefsandwich6769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's brilliant, a Mexican pizza smoothie! By the way this is a good time to bring up the topic if you are in the market for a girlfriend or wife try Mexican women! I think you'll be happy! **By the way I eat all of my Mexican food in a bowl and if I want a crispy crunchy tortilla I hold that in my left hand and take a big giant bite and then eat the other with a spoon. That's the way I roll mostly downhill. ***One more thing I know you won't review this but you might like Chinese donuts which are not round and do not have a hole but anyway Google that you may find it you like to treat Chinese donuts yum yum yum!

    • @roastbeefsandwich6769
      @roastbeefsandwich6769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love your honesty about your sarcasm and your hands shaking. Is it possible that you are dehydrated or under hydrated? Anyway give it a thought and I just want to say hi from Delaware again. Hi.

    • @buttholasaurus99
      @buttholasaurus99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have an opinion or thoughts on the new McDonald’s lawsuit? False advertising....

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weird mine had tomatoes..... altough I get mine with green sauce I dont care for the red sauce.

  • @margier9141
    @margier9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1300

    The moment he opened it and said, “Oh…” in such a disappointed way, I knew we were headed for disaster.

    • @Grandcathedral
      @Grandcathedral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😆

    • @David-ei1fs
      @David-ei1fs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That was hysterical!

    • @kirbyfan3000
      @kirbyfan3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I read your comment the moment he went "oh..." LMAO

    • @margier9141
      @margier9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kirbyfan3000 that’s awesome lol 😂

    • @squigman
      @squigman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The way seeing it stopped him mid-sentence too

  • @bigfredbigfred2760
    @bigfredbigfred2760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    😂😂😂 the sheer disappointment from this esteemed gentleman when he opened that box was priceless!!

    • @jamesmiller1343
      @jamesmiller1343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That looked like dog crap

    • @lisaparker9311
      @lisaparker9311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He looked so sad

    • @christianrackley3608
      @christianrackley3608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamesmiller1343 but its good

    • @christianrackley3608
      @christianrackley3608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well mine was

    • @jonesjermaine4387
      @jonesjermaine4387 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel ya bro, I had a transgender coworker we worked at a Tacobell and he/she would jizz in the sourcream called it "jizzzam" I suggested they call it "cumshot"

  • @TheoneGodfather
    @TheoneGodfather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Decades ago when the Mexican Pizza first debuted it was greatness. It was thick with meat and beans, lots of sauce and cheese, topped with black olives,green onions, diced tomatoes . Over the years though it got cheaper and cheaper in value while the price went higher and higher. I sure miss the early version.

    • @lavendermclindon1721
      @lavendermclindon1721 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could this be due to the pandemic or new people in the corperation running the show?

    • @gabriel1095
      @gabriel1095 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lavendermclindon1721 both

    • @lavendermclindon1721
      @lavendermclindon1721 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabriel1095 well shoot😗

    • @RinostarGames
      @RinostarGames ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What I miss is the version of the Taco Salad from my youth. Sure, it was the most expensive item on the menu, but it was worth every penny. The shell was the size of a person's head! Last time I had it, it was the size of a child's fist. I don't think it's even on the menu anymore.

    • @spaghettiisyummy.3623
      @spaghettiisyummy.3623 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds delicious! I wanna make it at home!

  • @iamjuan6762
    @iamjuan6762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    Imagine if Review Brah was the voice on your iPhone instead of Siri.

    • @brandonjones5096
      @brandonjones5096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Thatd be another good reason to buy Android.

    • @StoneysWorkshop
      @StoneysWorkshop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      we can only hope

    • @WhiteWolfBlackStar
      @WhiteWolfBlackStar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I'd be cool with that 😎

    • @mercharris5266
      @mercharris5266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I’d be afraid of him critiquing my requests or getting angry with them.

    • @Bjay_Jw
      @Bjay_Jw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Not even going to lie to you, I’ve seen many troll comments and sarcasm on here, but I actually really wouldn’t mind this one.

  • @DarcvexiS
    @DarcvexiS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    This pizza is just shameful Taco Bell took no pride in making this. I remember when they used to put sour cream, black olives, and green onion actually making it look the part of something different and special when you ate it. This falls flat on it's face clearly the toppings used to be smack dead center well presented a basic party for your mouth. The pizza was actually precut at one point as well. Throughout the years Taco Bell started removing toppings leaving it a bare husk of what it used to be.

    • @2hotcrawford
      @2hotcrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes indeed, I was quite mad about the green onions going.. i would always order extra sauce and green onions and tomatoes on mine.. now *Hands up in air*

    • @barrystracner8554
      @barrystracner8554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are showing your age. That was in the 80s when they first came out. It was called Pizzazz Pizza, and they did indeed taste much better.
      th-cam.com/video/q8Ivdg0Go0o/w-d-xo.html

    • @eatmoreporkporky4342
      @eatmoreporkporky4342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes it was layered much better and had more ingredients. That's also when their prices were decent too.
      But that looks nothing like the old Mexican pizza.

    • @2hotcrawford
      @2hotcrawford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I started working there in 1986 1 year from when it started, there was never sour cream.. just the green onions and black olives, 4 to be exact.. and tomatoes.. but back then the sauce completely covered and spilled over on some edges of the top shell... these look pathetic.. always order extra sauce and tell them to make it right, also you could bring 4 slices of black olives and fresh chopped green onions, since those 2 items were never baked,, those went on right before serving..😁.

    • @Smellslikegelfling
      @Smellslikegelfling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You just gave me the idea to buy one and add all these toppings to it myself at home!

  • @teenapittman4241
    @teenapittman4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I first ordered the Mexican pizza from Taco Bell in the 1980's. I ordered on a regular basis until about 10 years ago, when I cut out fast food. It originally came with white cheese, green onions, black Olives, and chopped tomatoes.

    • @christinam4501
      @christinam4501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      So much better in the 80s.

    • @jasondinwiddie2620
      @jasondinwiddie2620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It also had the supreme Mexican pizza!!

    • @Ddboyz465
      @Ddboyz465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dam that sounds good

    • @georgevillalobos8441
      @georgevillalobos8441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was born in 1998 and this used to be my go to when I was a little kid. I remember it almost exactly how you described it minus the black olives, however this is just a disaster.

    • @teenapittman4241
      @teenapittman4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@georgevillalobos8441 It literally only had 4 slices of black olives, 1 slice on each quarter. They were only there for a few years.

  • @sjab5987
    @sjab5987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    "Quite frankly it's dry and tasteless" "At least it's edible"
    Reviewbrah at the top of his game.

    • @wintermonroe2894
      @wintermonroe2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ihopcsx
      @ihopcsx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I said the same of my ex wife sir.

    • @cbuckley5697
      @cbuckley5697 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dry and tasteless like a British sit com

    • @Joedirt3349
      @Joedirt3349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      like joe mama

    • @manofyourdreams129
      @manofyourdreams129 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ihopcsx you couldnt make your ex wife wet. Maybe thats why shes an ex

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Calling the cicada the helicopter of insects is genius comedy gold, what sophisticated vocabulary by Reviewbrah. Sometimes I wish I had a Taco Bell at my palace food court, but every time I see a review I'm glad that I don't.

    • @ButtSauce666
      @ButtSauce666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good thing y'all starving ovur thur

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The world helicopter means a sophisticated vocabulary?

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xxreal_gamerxx but if you want a sophisticated vocabulary it should be all-encompassing

    • @FlaMan991
      @FlaMan991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dont worry cicadas are edible, probably better

    • @basedaudio1
      @basedaudio1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I identify as an attack helicopter

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    This is an L for Taco Bell. I remember when the Mexican pizza had the fresh tomatoes and green onions. I see a lot of these fast food chains are using the "pandemic" as an excuse to be lazy.

    • @CalebRazzleberry
      @CalebRazzleberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I went to a Jack in the Box yesterday at like 7pm, and when I came up to the drive thru the guy on the speaker said they were only open for Door Dash and Online Pickup. Apparently there was only one guy running the whole building!!!!! Pandemic or not, this is insane. I wish fast food companies would either get their stuff together or shut down restaurants that just can’t make it. Would save them money and their brand image… because that was just sad.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CalebRazzleberry yep

    • @reneeladrigue2715
      @reneeladrigue2715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don’t forget the sliced black olives.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reneeladrigue2715 they forgot the black olives and the green onions.

    • @RedSeraph_
      @RedSeraph_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      At my local McDonald's around like 10-11 at night there's always a huge drive thru line. But this time it was moving slower than usual. When we finally drove up to pay and receive our order, it turned out it was one guy working the entire damm restaurant WITH their systems down. So he had to make, prepare and calculate everything himself by hand. It was fucking ridiculous. When we asked why it it was just him, he said everyone pretty much just walked out. He was humble as hell about it though.

  • @DEEDUBLINER
    @DEEDUBLINER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    i just quit my taco bell job yesterday and i can tell you, this kinda mess would happen all the time. orders would get messed up constantly, so the tomatos missing is like, no surprise.
    your pizza probably got put in the steamer for too long. and yes, it was posed to be cut. i figured it was just the taco bell in my area that was this level of incompetent, but it must be everywhere.

    • @Baja2424
      @Baja2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything review bruh said is true same thing with mine no favor back then it was better I remember it being smaller too the shell don’t taste the same

    • @EvilSantaTheTrue
      @EvilSantaTheTrue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you know that you quit your taco bell job 3 months ago

    • @DonVito703
      @DonVito703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope you found a better job bro

    • @L1239-z8l
      @L1239-z8l ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EvilSantaTheTrue now it’s 9 months

  • @VoxParanoia
    @VoxParanoia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Maybe they're purposefully making them trash as an act of passive aggression. To prove the point of why they got rid of it in the first place.

    • @Itsmarianna.
      @Itsmarianna. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You might be on to something

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They taste the same as they used to..

    • @Cyric1983
      @Cyric1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or it could be lean beef--beef on its own is rather bland. It's the fat, spices and sauces that really bring out the flavours.

    • @Cyric1983
      @Cyric1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@dani2229 I hope it is just their attempt to "cater to the masses" for any bland products they produce... the biggest problem is that I feel a vast majority are still clinging to the myth that the "fat" in food is what makes them fat, when it's the result of unburned calories that makes people fat. The fat in food is what gives it flavour.

    • @thalanoth
      @thalanoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elonmust7470 the tortilla shell they fry doesn't have as much salt in it as it used to. 96% the same, but not 100% =p

  • @jessefinnigan662
    @jessefinnigan662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    His dry delivery just kills me. 😂
    "This isn't water btw. This is full to the brim with Mexican pizza sauce."
    Completely straight faced. Not even a chuckle. This man is a legend.

    • @JuliaRoshambo
      @JuliaRoshambo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i think he said "brim full" which makes this even more wild

    • @blanketfux
      @blanketfux ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its so hard to tell when he's joking, i love it

  • @donnaphillips8610
    @donnaphillips8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    For that whopping price, you can get a real pizza from little Caesers. It looks like crap. No tomatoes, no Green onions, Taco Bell is going right down the Drain.

    • @hihowareyou6629
      @hihowareyou6629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Real" might be a bit of an exaggeration there, but i get your point..

    • @rimrod420
      @rimrod420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Little Ceasars isn't real pizza. It's crap also

    • @SushiSharki
      @SushiSharki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      facts

    • @Justice4Israel
      @Justice4Israel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rimrod420 lol

    • @bbbrittanyyy
      @bbbrittanyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rimrod420 little Caesar’s can feed a family of 4😂 for under 15$ I LOVE them.

  • @zacharyeversole
    @zacharyeversole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    The fact that this is five dollars while little Cesar’s can still sell a whole ass pepperoni pizza for $8 just goes to show that Taco Bell has lost all sense of value and is now purely capitalizing on people addiction to their flavor profile. Nostalgia and habitual behavior are both powerful motivators and make demand inelastic regardless of price. Makes me sick. Almost as sick as I get from actually eating Taco Bell .

    • @100MrAlexX4707
      @100MrAlexX4707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Right and little Caesars gets the hate I never get diarrhea from little ceasars

    • @onederdude
      @onederdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I remember hot and ready's being $5

    • @dustyb58
      @dustyb58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@onederdude you mean like 3 months ago?

    • @Actuallynotpete
      @Actuallynotpete 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@onederdude you can still get them for $6 atleast where I live

    • @zachupchurch5012
      @zachupchurch5012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Taco Bell SUX

  • @quikgold513
    @quikgold513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    they low key want us to spend at least $2 to $3 more adding ingredients to finish making a mexican pizza.

  • @primalconcretesledge3137
    @primalconcretesledge3137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I wonder if his jokes are ad-lib or if he plans them ahead of time. He delivers them with such a straight unwavering face, it's quite funny.

    • @perry92964
      @perry92964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      well if he is eating the item for the first time it would have to be off the cuff.

    • @retrovelcro
      @retrovelcro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Athlas87 It's funny if most people miss his comedy. He's quite absurd often, and it's hilarious

    • @bcntsportscards242
      @bcntsportscards242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      His humor is of the super dry corny variety and I dig it lol

    • @robertdascoli949
      @robertdascoli949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What jokes? Dude was drinking pizza sauce straight up.

    • @TheInfectiousCadaver
      @TheInfectiousCadaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it has to be ad-lib like what penguinz0 does. they are just flowing poets man.

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    @TheReportOfTheWeek  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

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      @goofman4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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      @a-listercrowley2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @magnificentreality100
    @magnificentreality100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    someone give this man a show already.

    • @TheGintama86
      @TheGintama86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

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      @alexbrilliant6865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is his show

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      @KevinFromDriven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

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      @JohnSmith-ps7wp ปีที่แล้ว +1

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      @鲨-j1s ปีที่แล้ว +6

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  • @TheAngryBrave
    @TheAngryBrave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    That's sad. When I used to work at Taco Bell, I actually took a lot of pride in making my food look pretty.

    • @indiasupportstrumpwwg1wga927
      @indiasupportstrumpwwg1wga927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      go back.

    • @Ultrasapien
      @Ultrasapien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same! I was a crew trainer and I always emphasized making the food LOOK as good as it tastes. There are some real simple improvements Taco Bell can make with the Mexican Pizza to help with it aesthetically. First, put a couple of scallions on top for a nice pop of color. Second, there should be maybe a quarter-portion of beef on top to give it some texture (instead of relying only on the tomatoes for that reason). Also, they need to heat it just a bit less... leave it in the toaster just long enough to melt the cheese, but not so long as to make the cheese into one homogeneous blob that mixes right in with the sauce.
      Just keeping with the recipe as-given, though, that Mexian Pizza was was over-melted and lacked the tomatoes for the texture element.

    • @Name-gh6gv
      @Name-gh6gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ultrasapien lol i was a manager there and did not give a single shit about how the food looked

    • @TheAngryBrave
      @TheAngryBrave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @dysboi I would've stayed but they refused to give me any kind of raise and I found out they were stealing hours from my checks too. 😂

    • @TheAngryBrave
      @TheAngryBrave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @dysboi sad thing is I didn't realize it until after I had quit. I started a new job at the same pay rate, same number of hours, and my checks were like $100-150 more than before.

  • @dw.imaging
    @dw.imaging 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Awesome review, yet again. An enjoyment in our household. We now request review of Arby's recently announced “Wagyu Steakhouse Burger," which costs $5.99, as a limited-time offering beginning Monday through July 31. 🤤

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    @kathleenquinn6053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This guy cracks me up. Love his honesty. Obviously not getting paid by taco bell to promote.

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  • @jacobbrinton784
    @jacobbrinton784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Hi Review Brah, as a taco bell employee I have to tell you they messed it up. Big time. The shells were fried incorrectly, it was supposed to be cut, it looked like too much sauce and not enough cheese, and they forgot tomatoes. The person who made that should be fired lol. It was made very poorly and not up to standard.

  • @CodyBMcGuire
    @CodyBMcGuire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Amazing how passionately and personally he takes this review. Sad to see him disappointed.

  • @theoldkobold
    @theoldkobold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I apologize in the name of Mexico, this is not who we are.

    • @LBart218
      @LBart218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      If anything you are owed an apology for dragging Mexico into this. 😆

    • @wintermonroe2894
      @wintermonroe2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♥♥♥

    • @Fektthis
      @Fektthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I would never confuse Taco Bell or anything it puts out with Mexico. It's Tex-Mex at best.

    • @The_Gamer_91
      @The_Gamer_91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      To be fair, everyone with a brain knows this is not authentic Mexican food.

    • @dejesusvelasquez4503
      @dejesusvelasquez4503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is correct they get so soggy faster than they used to back in 2002

  • @rosannacellini2158
    @rosannacellini2158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Shame, when people are excited about something good, coming back on TB menu, only to find out, it's a scimpy, version of what it used to be. Less quality, more money, usually. Thanks John

    • @Dolsey1
      @Dolsey1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol always looked like this at tb. It's fast food, it's tb it's a MADE UP FOOD ITEM lol.

    • @tommanning7337
      @tommanning7337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks totally different WTF!!!!

    • @TheRoostking
      @TheRoostking 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine was the same.

    • @tommanning7337
      @tommanning7337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just asked my friend how his was, he said it was old school AF.
      Sooooo, I’m just gonna have to get one myself.

    • @alexzandersonjrg862
      @alexzandersonjrg862 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was never good to begin with. Stupid people just jumped on the bandwagon to bring it back, and now are realizing why nobody ordered it, and why it was taken off the menu in the first place.

  • @choglatemilg
    @choglatemilg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    thanks for putting this out there regardless of the hype, its pretty brave to be so honest since taco bell fanboys can be a little bit sycophantic, major props john

  • @gregparks1785
    @gregparks1785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The Mexican Pizza was my absolute favorite item on the menu, I loved it! I’ve had it twice since it came back and it’s definitely missing something. I can’t even put my finger on it, it’s just lacking. It’s still decent but nowhere near what it used to be.

    • @Baja2424
      @Baja2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your right I think it’s the shell I remember it being smaller too back in the days it’s was way better

    • @lorrainesfunds9968
      @lorrainesfunds9968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree the flavor is off

    • @anime2125
      @anime2125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s missing the pico the Gallo on top

    • @alexfarquharson4818
      @alexfarquharson4818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its the green onion.

    • @Baja2424
      @Baja2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexfarquharson4818 you think so

  • @denisetidwell3425
    @denisetidwell3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The reason I watch reviews of any kind is for honest opinions be it food, movies, music or whatever. I completely appreciate Reviewbrah's honesty and the fact he's not swayed by popular opinion. I have watched his reviews of things I've tried to get an idea of how similar our tastes are and have found they are very similar. That said I'll watch his reviews before I drop any kind of money on new or returning menu items from various places. It's safe to say I'll be skipping the Mexican Pizza.

    • @greatamericanradio5937
      @greatamericanradio5937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Couldn't agree more. This kid has saved me money & cracks my wife up so .... Salute!

    • @ReginaldForman
      @ReginaldForman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Believe me when i say we mexican pizza fans are more than thankful youll be skipping. The more the better. Its going to take a minute to get back to full strength with it so the less people that want it means more mexican pizza for lovers like me.

    • @darkdaze3860
      @darkdaze3860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spot on!! An honest review!!

    • @GoofyPoptart
      @GoofyPoptart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReginaldForman The less people that want it the faster it gets taken away again bro.

    • @ReginaldForman
      @ReginaldForman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoofyPoptart Thats not how it works. They have already lost an astounding amount of money over the last 2 years because they were dumb enough to pull it. And the person that pulled that trigger was "let go" last year. Currently the mexican.pizza is sold out in 71% of corporate stores. My 2 taco bells, 1 belonging to my brother in laws partner group, just got everything back in yesterday. After completely selling out back stock within its initial two week return. Which is why im hoping all these people trying it just to realize they hate it will die down sooner rather than later so us loyal fans can have ours at a steady pace again. It will come in time. They literally have an apology sign on the website for it being sold out. Its not going anywhere again.

  • @tisheba
    @tisheba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I tried 3 at different times from different locations and they were all different. One was good, fresh and crispy. They rest were very bland and soggy. It's definitely the restaurant killing this thing.

  • @YTG4Ever
    @YTG4Ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I got a free coupon offer from Taco Bell and honestly the one I received looked presentable, was cross cut, had tomatoes, and it did taste pretty good. But I’d never go back for it. It tasted like something I’d crave when I have the munchies.

    • @jeromeduffy9270
      @jeromeduffy9270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's their goals today

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would get the one I had again, his did look pathetic though, my tacobell is great with portions Altough for the price you can get more food from the box meals but for me it's a meal, but a box meal is 2 meals for the same price and it has a drink plus the app let's you get a crunch wrap in the boxes lol

    • @JackOLanternBob
      @JackOLanternBob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine had no tomatoes, and only the top layer was cut. It was good for being free, but I won't pay $5 for it

    • @coolname2629
      @coolname2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its just nvr been anything special.

    • @sarahschouveller1993
      @sarahschouveller1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Taco bell in general is geared toward people with the munchies 🤣 that and drunk people getting rides home after bar close when tbell is the only place open 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DennyT123
    @DennyT123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I hope I never disappoint Reviewbrah. Words like "tasteless" and "dry"would sting like the barbs that they are.

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you work in the gastronomic branche or how are you supposed to disappoint him?

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does that first sentence even mean, especially in relation to the second???

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not Savory

    • @duffbaker9554
      @duffbaker9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can imagine the top-dogs at Taco Bell breaking out in nervous sweat (as well as losing sleep) every time they see they're up for a review by Reviewbrah..

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@duffbaker9554 as funny as that sounds, that's probably true lol

  • @bonniehowell9206
    @bonniehowell9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have noticed that the quality of food greatly varies by location. My local Taco bell never gets it right and even when you order a bean burrito the proportions are all off. However, the location 20 miles away looks like their food is assembled with love and care and ready for an IG picture.

    • @augustoof13
      @augustoof13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve even noticed that some locations have much better food on some days but are way worse on others; like you can go to the same taco bell and get a great crunchwrap one day and get a terrible one the next. Not even entirely sure how that’s possible. I agree with the location thing, I think Burger King also follows this rule.

  • @retroxify
    @retroxify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Just like anything else from Taco Bell, you gotta drench it in Diablo sauce to coax any flavor at all out of it. I didn't even know they took it off the menu, that's how long it's been since I ate at my Taco Bell.

    • @MrPatPatriot223
      @MrPatPatriot223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Diablo sauce has flavor to you? Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE spicy food, I put hot sauce on everything , and I love to eat really hot peppers. But sometimes, a sauce like Diablo can be so hot that it doesn’t have any flavor.

    • @retroxify
      @retroxify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrPatPatriot223 It's not bad for something out of a foil packet, but just about anything out of a glass bottle is better. I might be thinking of their Fire sauce which I believe was the more flavorful one. Like I said, it's been a while lol...

    • @sooper8108
      @sooper8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's The Second Best Sauce IMO, Fire Clears It Tho. Diablo Taste Like Chems Sometimes.

    • @fuckozark775
      @fuckozark775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrPatPatriot223 I think it’s the only one with flavor all the other sauces to me don’t taste very good

    • @LyriczBeast
      @LyriczBeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrPatPatriot223 Diablo ain't even spicy like that

  • @RynKen
    @RynKen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    A long time ago I started eating healthier, and by extension greatly reducing the rate at which I eat at restaurants. The more time that passes by, the more it seems like I'm not really missing much.

    • @tacoslegit1556
      @tacoslegit1556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree so hard, I've been trying to express to friends how I feel like restaurant food in general (of course not all) has gone down in quality and they seem to not agree. Maybe eating at home changes the way I view food who knows.

    • @uriel6018
      @uriel6018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tacoslegit1556 restaurants don't rlly care much abt customers health, as long as it tastes good.

    • @tacoslegit1556
      @tacoslegit1556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uriel6018 I understand that and it is a sad thing. Cooking at home taste so much more like I'm eating actual food but maybe since I've prepared it I get a better feeling knowing what is in it. I really don't know, been fun to think about.

  • @kevinsmith6oh6
    @kevinsmith6oh6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Instantly disappointed when I seen there was NO crunch on the first bite. Still..amazing video like always

  • @bgtubber
    @bgtubber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    10:26 I love how he is giving them a second chance to prove themselves. A true gentleman.

  • @laurasutcliffe723
    @laurasutcliffe723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    5 bucks for that? I know I'm dating myself here, but we would eat like KINGS for $5 at Taco bell in the 90's 😭
    This is looking like piggy slop :(

    • @paigebehan3364
      @paigebehan3364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I miss the old Taco Bell. They don’t even have the value menu anymore. They don’t have any of the good stuff on their menu anymore!

    • @mellamojeff458
      @mellamojeff458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paigebehan3364 only really get the crunchy taco and that's it

    • @ReginaldForman
      @ReginaldForman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      20 dollars for a taco 12 pack folks. 20 dollars.

    • @StormTrackerWV
      @StormTrackerWV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gosh, I miss those days! And it TASTED good too!

    • @NicCageForPresident2024
      @NicCageForPresident2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mellamojeff458 and bean burrito but even that's not like the 80s anymore

  • @PuppetDungeon
    @PuppetDungeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    These are nothing like the original Mexican Pizza... I find it hysterical the local place claims it's "sold out". Oh? What part? The meat? The beans? The shell? You know, the interchangeable parts your entire menu is made of. Great review! Keep being brutally honest. ;)

    • @randombro89
      @randombro89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s a marketing strategy to manipulate idiot consumers it creates hype and then demand

    • @jackoff1826
      @jackoff1826 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt the same way. Was so dumb.

    • @at-ge5te
      @at-ge5te ปีที่แล้ว

      Hadn't thought about that. Maybe they ran out of boxes?

    • @jackoff1826
      @jackoff1826 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@at-ge5te nope. There was no box shortage.

    • @FasterthanSpeed414
      @FasterthanSpeed414 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have to deep fry the shells in the morning 🤦‍♂️

  • @tysonwilson4276
    @tysonwilson4276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love watching Review Brah and I don't even know why. He's such a cool dude. I feel like we could hang out IRL and eat some food and talk about it.

  • @maestrogeicho
    @maestrogeicho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This isn't even close to what these things were like a decade ago. The bell has gone off the rails.

    • @avgjoeavglife
      @avgjoeavglife 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like they have a crack in their bell.

    • @Bondovw
      @Bondovw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They used to be really good. The shell is different now.

    • @aarongann9440
      @aarongann9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were always kids meal worthy dog food.

  • @emmettcushman4060
    @emmettcushman4060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Having never had one before, I was intrigued by the announcement of its reintroduction and had the release date on my calendar.
    But then Ick! I don't go to Taco Bell for great food, but there are several offerings that are OK, particularly when ordered from an outlet that has previously proved its merit. I went to the most dependable TB I know, and was disgusted.

  • @krazytim9050
    @krazytim9050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    why all the fast food chains aren't souping up every one of their franchises near ReviewBrah to make their quality flagship-store-level is beyond me

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    While unholy mortals bathe in nasty water from their local supply, the immortal Reviewbrah bathes in Mexican pizza sauce. It's no wonder a god like him has such perfect hygiene.
    Jokes aside, that pizza you ate looks like an insult to both Mexico and Italy...is Taco Bell trying to start a war? Taco Bell needs to get back to its roots of cheap, decent, easy food.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's just enchilada sauce. Remember when Taco Bell used to have enchiladas on the menu? Hell, most of the shit they have now is not even authentic Mexican food, they just make shit up 😂

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You'd be shocked how many people suddenly pretended they loved this trash when it was taken away.

    • @didi012578
      @didi012578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrDman21 It's never been authentic Mexican food.

    • @itookaonabookanyway7385
      @itookaonabookanyway7385 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      cheap is not what I'd describe taco bell

  • @arlaabrell8658
    @arlaabrell8658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I've always loved your reviews and I even try new things sometimes on your recommendations, but, serious question - Have you EVER eaten anything on these reviews when it was fresh and hot? Lots of fast food type things must be eaten right away pretty much as soon as you get them or they lose some of their shall we say charm (and taste) and I'm sure it is often 20 minutes or more have passed before you get the first bite in your reviews. I don't even like to use the drive up unless I'm gonna chow it down as soon as I pull away from the window because stuff has often lost some of it's goodness just bringing it home which takes maybe 5-7 minutes in most instances.

    • @adonis2418
      @adonis2418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i agree. But to answer your question 2 months later: Yes. he has many (mostly older) reviews where he is in his car eating directly after getting it from the drivethru.

  • @MMID303
    @MMID303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love his dry humor. Much like Jack Benny who was a master at it.
    As for the review, he's the second person I watched who said it wasn't very flavorful.

  • @JH-ks9oi
    @JH-ks9oi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The good ole days of Taco Bell was 12 tacos for $5 "always soft", the bean burrito actually had sauce, cheese and onions.. If you went "fancy menu" you had the beef mexi-melt with pico de gallo and then the wonderful Mexican pizza that was light n crispy with the tomatoes, cheese and sauce.. You know it's been awhile back but they started putting rice in everything, rice and cheese.. Well who in the Hell wants rice as a filler?

    • @LBart218
      @LBart218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That and those weird red tortilla strips they suddenly feel the need to throw into virtually everything. It's like it was TB's version of striking gold or something. 😆

    • @lisachauvin
      @lisachauvin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s cheap…that’s why they do it
      Used to love the Mexi-Melt and the Mexican pizza.

    • @MrPatPatriot223
      @MrPatPatriot223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually just quit a job at Taco Bell. I think the rice adds texture and it makes burritos more filling. I myself like to add the potato bites to burritos , and sometimes I sub meat for them as well.

    • @Wutevs4
      @Wutevs4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the rice isn’t even good

    • @lc1695
      @lc1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who wants rice as a filler? Hispanics. Yes! I went to an authentic Mexican food stand some years ago run by Hispanics. I bought tacos and was picking out the fillings and the man told me I needed to add rice and black beans in order for it to be a decent taco.

  • @DogSpeak
    @DogSpeak ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Of all fast food restaurants, Taco bell and burger king have hit rock bottom. They just dont care about quality anymore and I'd assume their employees are miserable because the service is awful. It's clear whoever made that didn't care to add all the ingredients and make it right. It was just thrown together. Employees dont care, management doesn't care and upper management doesn't seem to care either. Even those soft tacos you mentioned, you'd be lucky to get a teaspoon of meat and they charge 90 million dollars for it. No thankyou! I will go else where.

    • @Slimtheghoul
      @Slimtheghoul ปีที่แล้ว

      Your first mistake was expecting more of fast food chains 😂

    • @DogSpeak
      @DogSpeak ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Slimtheghoul No. Your first mistake is excepting less. I've been around long enough to remember what quality goods and service were like. You vote with your dollar.

    • @maris7457
      @maris7457 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ya both those places used to be the shyt back in the day. can't eat at either of them or any of the other big fast food places anymore. maybe arby's or subway if i'm desperate.. but that's about it

  • @c.a.pearson5463
    @c.a.pearson5463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “From 1985, that’s when this was first…ohh…”
    The utter dejection in his voice when he at last lays eyes on his “prize.” 😂🤣😂🤣
    When the meal looks so bad that it knocks the words right out of you, you know you’re in for some good eats. 😀

  • @andrewhanson1180
    @andrewhanson1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I remember making these when working at Taco Bell in 2010. Pizza shell, scoop of beef, scoop of beens, top shell, scoop of pizza sauce, pinch of 3 cheese, pinch of tomatos, into the steamer, cut into 4 slices. Doesn't appear they're making them the same way.

    • @natalieridgway8144
      @natalieridgway8144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I currently work at Taco Bell and we make them the exact same way to this day. They’re just bad 😬

    • @andrewhanson1180
      @andrewhanson1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natalieridgway8144 in the year I worked for TB, I think I maybe made 10 of them and I worked at the busiest store in Michigan.

    • @randkamza1206
      @randkamza1206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't get the public. Beef meximelts were the true taco bell bangers that were discontinued. Hope we get those back.

    • @Dr1fterTW
      @Dr1fterTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@randkamza1206 yeah, but they got rid of pico de gallo. The Bell is listening to the wrong people. The food sucks now. It truly sucks.

    • @ItsaRomethingeveryday
      @ItsaRomethingeveryday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When I was 16 in 1987 I remember making these at the TacoBell in Minneapolis and they looked nothing at all like the one in this video, shameful

  • @matthewweng8483
    @matthewweng8483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They didn't always look great, but those Mexican Pizzas were pretty good...

  • @TehDPeh
    @TehDPeh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Damn this was a brutal review… I could feel the tension emanating from the screen here. I’ll probably try this myself but I’m already bracing for disappointment.

    • @movietimeateds69
      @movietimeateds69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not as good as it used to be. Maybe when the hype dies down the quality will increase. Making like 1000 of them a day will definitely decrease quality.

    • @SteveL-KY
      @SteveL-KY 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember Mexican pizza from the olden days. A healthy dollop of Mexican flavored tomato sauce, a healthy sprinkle of Mexican flavored beef, lots of melted Mexican cheeses, some diced fresh vegetables (tomatoes). I don't even remember the beans, though they may have been there. The new iteration of Mexican pizza I recently eagerly bought seemed like a flavorless goo of unseasoned bean paste between two very slightly crisped tortillas.Will not buy again!

  • @frankjr1284
    @frankjr1284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Honestly it's one of the few items I've had recently from Taco Bell that didn't make me feel completely gross. It's comparable to what it was before. The whole menu is expensive though when I compare it to the local taqueria who can give me a taco with a substantial amount of steak for just $3 each, or a king burrito with everything on it for $9. Normally I wouldn't compare Taco Bell to the local taqueria, Taco Bell is Taco Bell, but they suck even in comparison to their past selves.

  • @peterlau4683
    @peterlau4683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Back in the time of 1997 that was the time when I started to work at Taco Bell as my first job when I came to US and you're right, they had the very good menus and I loved it, they also had green onion on top of the Mexican Pizza to make it look more colorful and more flavor, shame on Taco Bell, they changed the menu a lot and not look like what it used to be now. Does anyone agree to urge Taco Bell to bring Double Deck Taco and 7 Layer Burrito back?

    • @Dr1fterTW
      @Dr1fterTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I too worked there around this time and the menu was very good. When they began the perfect taco program and changed the taco sauce packets I knew it was heading down hill. The final nail in the old menu coffin was the 7 layer death. This company has tried to placate millenial taste buds and has committed a Jack Kevorkian move

    • @ennuiblue4295
      @ennuiblue4295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite was Meximelt

  • @bebejebe
    @bebejebe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "I bet there was a time when the mexican pizza from taco bell was absolutely packed with flavor"
    But that is not this day.

    • @andrewhanson1180
      @andrewhanson1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's literally made with the same ingredients as everything else on the menu lol

    • @love-ip7sz
      @love-ip7sz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrewhanson1180 I thought it had a different sauce like an enchilada type sauce.

    • @andrewhanson1180
      @andrewhanson1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@love-ip7sz I mean it has its own pizza sauce but other than that it's the same as everything else lol

    • @aarongann9440
      @aarongann9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewhanson1180 sauce or not it was and probably IS the most bland thing on the menu next to a cheese roll up. Meant for kids (or adults with kids taste) and at 5$ is hilarious. Tried it one time because of the name. Not worth 2$ IMO

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time I go to Taco Bell, I end up disappointed.

  • @narcolipze8586
    @narcolipze8586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I love how he’s not completely serious and he has some fun trolling us with some of the things he says. Unless he is completely serious and is not joking one bit.

    • @3cks86
      @3cks86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why I call him Review God😂 He actually at a whole slice of that crap without cursing or dying

  • @kristinaw2162
    @kristinaw2162 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That looks terrible!!!! I work at Taco Bell and that is NOT acceptable. Somebody was definitely careless when they made this. It is supposed to be cut in 4 pieces and it is supposed to have more meat and beans and they made it very sloppy and carelessly. Sorry about your experience at the time 🤦‍♀️

  • @robertpalmer4806
    @robertpalmer4806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It used to have black olives and green onions. It isn't the same as it used to be.

  • @kcm732
    @kcm732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    i love the Mexican pizza for its sheer simplicity, its just a straight up comfort item for me. nothing more, nothing less. definitely needs extra beef and some fire sauce 👌🏻

    • @tryme9914
      @tryme9914 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be a pothead

  • @anthonyfulton3218
    @anthonyfulton3218 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he said he's got the water cup filled with mexican pizza sauce 😂😂😂😂

  • @woke-a-colatasteslike5hit
    @woke-a-colatasteslike5hit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I really don't mean to shake this badly I'm sorry" i feel ya my dude, i have that from time to time, love your reviews, no shame in your game 💚

  • @vikimed11
    @vikimed11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Years ago the shell didn't get so soggy.. they put a bunch of tomatoes and GREEN ONIONS!

    • @eric1weecw001
      @eric1weecw001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They also fried the shell. They bake it now. Kind of sucks now honestly

  • @bensjammin9
    @bensjammin9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I tried it recently too, and I totally agree. It was disappointing - especially for the price. His actually looked better than mine. Mine was thinner and less covered/filled. It's not even close to being worth $5. It should be on the value menu for $2.

  • @NahThanksImGood
    @NahThanksImGood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Taco Bell Food Rule:
    The food is prepared by someone who doesn't care at all
    or
    The food is prepared by someone who barely cares.
    You don't know till you open the box.

    • @Katyperryfan0801
      @Katyperryfan0801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sometime you do get that one worker who cares and makes it perfect, but only works the late shift for some reason...

    • @bigminifridge
      @bigminifridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a taco bell that is pretty close to me that is a 10/10 every time, they pack every taco with as much as they can and never make the food sloppily.
      Then there is another Taco Bell closer to me that cheaps out and puts almost nothing in the tacos
      Service really varies from place to place

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or you get the employee that actively hates you for making them prepare food because how dare you. So they make the food with literal disdain for the customer.

    • @wavelengthrecords-1
      @wavelengthrecords-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FirstFamilyCharger Nailed it.

    • @boperez2841
      @boperez2841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      FUCK YES. THIS. Some people working there when I open the box ILL KNOW that their lazy asses are working there. BUT OMG these other people LOAD MY FOOD WITH HELLA GOOD AMOUNT AND CARE LIKE BRUH

  • @lermankeurig1954
    @lermankeurig1954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I mean from the ingredients it literally just looks like a hard shell taco with refried beans and no lettuce. I don't know how people can actually get hyped over junk like this

    • @michaelbeard8503
      @michaelbeard8503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Childhood nostalgia. I felt the pizza was fine. Worth $5? No. These things should be like $2 to make them worth it.

    • @thalanoth
      @thalanoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      contrary to popular belief, they don't use taco shells, nor do they use tostadas, they're actually deep-fried flour tortillas. His was pretty fucked though. Granted I don't eat much fast food, maybe a couple times a year, but the mexican pizza was the only thing I would get at taco bell. His was all sorts of whack hahah, went the day after they re-released it, was exactly what I expected and exactly what I wanted.

  • @gentlemanjester637
    @gentlemanjester637 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way this guy presents himself and the completely straight face he does when joking, such as bathing in Mexican pizza sauce, is wonderful. Truly, a delight.

  • @laceyjarman7184
    @laceyjarman7184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I lost it when you opened the box and the disappointment on your face was priceless and hilarious! Your awesome Review Bruh! Keep up the good work! 😂🤣😂🤣❤️

  • @Floydpink68
    @Floydpink68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mine didn't look like this, but I know some locations slack on their preparation of this item haha. It should be cut into 1/4's and it should be crispy!

  • @JessicaBlack2406
    @JessicaBlack2406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember when Taco Bell crunchy tacos were $0.39 in the 80s!

  • @NaeroK87
    @NaeroK87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Why do they bring an amazing item back just to desecrate it? No tomatoes, not cut into 4 slices, pathetic. Oops in addition to chopped green onion, forgot that one.

    • @lew8450
      @lew8450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chopped green onions are not supposed to be on the mexican pizza.

    • @hunterbrunette
      @hunterbrunette 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lew8450 he saw a Reddit post and didn’t even read it fully😂 (someone’s mom made them one with chopped green onions lmfao)

    • @ihavenonamek733
      @ihavenonamek733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lew8450 then you too young. It was part of the 80s Mexican pizza. Just take 30 seconds to do basic research and not look like a fool.

    • @Solaera
      @Solaera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lew8450 The pizza had green onions years ago before all of the problems with green onions from suppliers being tainted with salmonella. Now, they no longer have green onions available for anything.

    • @ihavenonamek733
      @ihavenonamek733 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lew8450 th-cam.com/video/1ycIG0tjv5c/w-d-xo.html

  • @-myal-8691
    @-myal-8691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The Mexican Pizza has not been the same since they took the green onions off.

    • @J7pat7
      @J7pat7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They stopped putting Green Onions when there was some health issue . I can understand them stopping putting them on after this happened for a few months but they NEVER brought it back again.

  • @hitmanlowe3562
    @hitmanlowe3562 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel the same, I got the same order the flavors was not like it used to be. Very underwhelming

  • @EatitAlive
    @EatitAlive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Your local Taco Bell really screwed you here! I just had one from a local Taco Bell and it was prepared so much better and with all the correct ingredients. Done properly it’s a great item. I would have been disappointed too!

  • @pablito8497
    @pablito8497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You know Reviewbrah is about to lay down a beatdown if he stares into the camera after just one bite.

  • @Uvuv6969
    @Uvuv6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved my public schools Mexican pizza. It was so good. Even though half the time the meat was expired, it just brings back so many good memories

    • @augustoof13
      @augustoof13 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just unlocked a memory in me lol

  • @OhFrittata
    @OhFrittata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I genuinely feel bad for Review Brah, where I’m from the Mexican Pizza at my Taco Bell was not only cut, but it had tomatoes and it looked far less disgusting than the one shown in the video. It was honestly delicious so I think you just got unlucky at the Taco Bell you went to.

    • @chriscornelius2518
      @chriscornelius2518 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The old one had lettuce and tomatoes. Is it changed or is his just screwed up

    • @kunalahuja5073
      @kunalahuja5073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same I’ve already had it a couple of times since it’s release last week and my local Taco Bell did a good job with it every time

    • @OhFrittata
      @OhFrittata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chriscornelius2518 I don’t think it ever came with lettuce before. Regardless it’s just lettuce, not like it’ll make the thing taste much different.

    • @spencers1485
      @spencers1485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me as well. Got two of them and they both looked just like they used to and taste almost exactly the same. Maybe the shell is slightly different but I liked them.

    • @basketballbroson620
      @basketballbroson620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      FRITTATA? NICE.

  • @Rbl7132
    @Rbl7132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was on the ledge of the Golden Gate Bridge 90 minutes after I discovered the unavailability of the mexican pizza.
    Only the Reporter of thr Week was there to talk me down from the ledge.

  • @I.Am.L
    @I.Am.L 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm an assistant gm at a taco bell. What I'm about to say is legit in good faith, but real.
    You're right.
    It's literally the same ingredients you'd find mostly in other items, and the pizza sauce is bland.. I can't even taste it, and I made one with double sauce.
    The way yours looks, it's as if the expo kind of downward shoved the box into the bag.. right now man, when you have people ordering 6 at a time, back to back on top of regular stuff.. I don't even blame the employees. People are freaking out. And getting mad at their own chaos they themselves are creating.
    It's literally the regular taco scoop of beef, the regular scoop of beans, you twisty it in between the shells, which by the way I've prepped for two hours while sacrificing the rest of the store only to run out before second shift.. regular three cheese and regular tomato.. you're better off with a burrito supreme
    You legit can't keep up with mass hysteria and yet some people freak out and abuse my staff and I'd just love to see them work one hour in their shoes. X.x

    • @SimplySchaun
      @SimplySchaun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I work at TB and this is all true. We have been running ragged only to have people yell at us for being out of this and that or long wait times. Last night we were out of tomatoes, sporks, Diablo sauce, onions and even the pizza boxes (we had to start putting them in the $5 box things). Everything has been a mess since they came back and I hope people realize that the people that do show up are doing the best we can.

    • @myramaldonado3
      @myramaldonado3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SimplySchaun Your store has sporks? I literally have asked the last two TB’s I went to and they had no idea what a spork was lol. I love to eat my Mexican pizzas with a spork lol. So I just buy them now.

    • @I.Am.L
      @I.Am.L 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SimplySchaun my brother slash sister, my comrade in arms. I fricken feel you 🥺🤟🖤
      We ran out of maters too..like..the amount of prep alone with the shells throws everything else off, it's just.. it's chaos. Chaos everywhere.

    • @I.Am.L
      @I.Am.L 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SimplySchaun do you have ANY clue how to make the toasted chalupa things not stick lol.. that to me is even worse, it's.. so fucking frustrating.

    • @gordonwelcher9598
      @gordonwelcher9598 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SimplySchaun A Taco restaurant that runs out of onions, tomatoes and sauce?
      Did someone forget to order? Was he doing his best?

  • @williamserver4332
    @williamserver4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I really miss Taco bell. Their food quality has been going downhill for many years now and I refuse to buy it. I did love it

    • @ennuiblue4295
      @ennuiblue4295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only got the basic bean burrito, that's hard to mess up 🤠

    • @bonniehowell9206
      @bonniehowell9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ennuiblue4295 Same. There Mexican pizzas and Taco salads used to be amazing and now all I will trust is the bean burrito and sometimes even that will get managed to screw up.

    • @eddievalencia7386
      @eddievalencia7386 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with Jack in the box I used to love it now I don't even like going there smh burgers aren't the same ever since the changed the buns or the chicken strip smh

  • @tomsmith2215
    @tomsmith2215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    with that backdrop you remind me of the lawyer from Jurrasic Park 1

  • @heartofdarkness666
    @heartofdarkness666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man that is one of the most sad looking pizza's I have seen anyone order so far since they brought it back. They also didn't cut it or put tomatoes on it like bruh they messed up two parts of it lol.

    • @warcraftlake7
      @warcraftlake7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its like 5 parts and they fucked up atleast 2 of them.

  • @champagnesupernova5745
    @champagnesupernova5745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I miss Taco Bell's enchirito...

  • @lindak1768
    @lindak1768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t believe they didn’t even cut it. Love the background of your video! Looks so peaceful. I don’t even eat out anymore, just checking to see how your doing.

  • @raspernor11
    @raspernor11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The first time I ran into the MP after a long break was after the recipe revamp, and I was utterly crestfallen too.
    I wonder if like me, your fond memories are a version with sliced olives, green onions, and no refried beans. It is totally worth bringing a beanless MP home and dressing it correctly. Like night and day.

  • @LongLostYellowRanger
    @LongLostYellowRanger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You can customize them now! I had one the other day with the chicken and I actually loved it!

  • @quandalepringle2026
    @quandalepringle2026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reviewbrah, You seem like such a cool guy, dapper with the vintage suits and ties, the humor & I'v been watching your videos since 2013 and you've changed so much over the years, went from energy drinks to fast food, the hair styles, the vocabulary & the over all quality of your videos, keep up the good work brah!

  • @sheneanbolts1001
    @sheneanbolts1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I miss the Enchirito. That was my go to.

    • @tdotjazzberryram61
      @tdotjazzberryram61 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯💥👍🏾 !!!

    • @sheneanbolts1001
      @sheneanbolts1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@n.b.925 Taco Bell really messed up on this. They should of never messed with their menu.

  • @talondarkfire
    @talondarkfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the review on this. I've never had the Mexican Pizza, was thinking about maybe trying it since there's the hype and all, however without the nostalgia I may not try it (I prefer soft shell tacos and Crunchwrap supremes as well). My big go-to when I was younger was a steak burrito and a meximelt - now that's something I wish they'd bring back: the meximelt.

  • @mdannyg
    @mdannyg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 14:02 when you say "aside from that it's just matter" is the funniest and most perfect assessment you've ever made (unless I misheard).

  • @sophiegault4981
    @sophiegault4981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    my ex and i would watch everyone of reviewbrahs uploads, often in bed after a night out with our own junk food, we broke up a couple of months ago but i still think of those times fondly:) love u john

  • @lew8450
    @lew8450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i just got 2 mexican pizzas from taco bell on Saturday... they were both picture perfect... i had to take a picture of it... they were both amazing really good... i am so glad they brought it back...

    • @Clonaful
      @Clonaful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, I just ordered 2 and both came out pictured as advertised. Reviewbrah should give this a second chance.

    • @tardisrider25
      @tardisrider25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have two locations close to me. One makes them really good and the other is the location I usually avoid like the plague. Location does seem to make a difference here.

    • @punishedkid
      @punishedkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Clonaful There's probably no chance. If you notice, his Taco Bell reviews are usually always bad. It's gotta be his restaurant/area.

    • @mattjohnson6227
      @mattjohnson6227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The whole point of fast food is for it to be the same everywhere.

    • @Baja2424
      @Baja2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It don’t taste the same it’s not nasty but no favor everything reviewbruh said is true I remember it being smaller too

  • @johnnydrycreek
    @johnnydrycreek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I completely agree with this assessment. Calling back the the Taco Bell of the 90s and 2000s, those Mexican pizzas used to be thicker. They also used to have another ingredient, green onions on top. Ever since they ditched the green onions it hasn't been the same. In addition this new Mexican pizza shell is not quite the same as before. I would rate this a 4/10, an extra point for that nostalgia factor you mentioned.

  • @83elemental
    @83elemental 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I use to eat these every time I went there, don't think I ever got one that looked as sad as that one. But I do remember that not once was mine ever cut. I just got use to making my own when they took it off the menu, ingredients aren't that hard to find. Still, I did really enjoy them when they had them before, might still try one to see how it is this time.

  • @tambourinesmusicmachine
    @tambourinesmusicmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is just a shameful display. I remember always loving the Mexican Pizza. Guess I'll stick with making them at home, I suppose

    • @ale347baker
      @ale347baker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you make them?

  • @amberh91
    @amberh91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been binge watching your videos all week. I think you are absolutely fantastic. Keep doing what you do, my friend. 👍👏 You are killing it!

  • @cyber5873
    @cyber5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We tried some the other night and while ours did have tomatoes, it no longer comes with green onions or olives. We felt pretty much the same as you...adding some diablo or fire sauce did help make the flavor pop but it was pretty bland overall.

  • @bizbot1655
    @bizbot1655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The original Mexican Pizza had olives on it, which they took off several years ago.

    • @jimdandy3033
      @jimdandy3033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was way back when

    • @wintermonroe2894
      @wintermonroe2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sure did!! and green onion and tomatoes i thought too! but i definitely remember the olives on it! Wow that was way back in the day LOL

    • @wintermonroe2894
      @wintermonroe2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jimdandy3033 that's what i said too! LOL! ....the mexican pizza was the best thing on their menu...why they took it away in the first place anyway like seriously...just to bring back the hype i guess? sounds like a marketing play to me...

    • @bizbot1655
      @bizbot1655 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jimdandy3033 Jim Dandy to the rescue. Go Jim Dandy...Go Jim Dandy!

  • @rubberchicken90
    @rubberchicken90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another astute review yet again. Thank you for doing what you do, Brah. Much respect.

  • @tempestfury8324
    @tempestfury8324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The obsession some people have with Taco Bell is beyond comprehension. I just don't get it. The "mexican" "pizza" was never something to behold...and it's neither Mexican nor pizza. And now they charge $5 for that?🙄

    • @Kayla-md6kq
      @Kayla-md6kq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      $6 where I live

    • @tempestfury8324
      @tempestfury8324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kayla-md6kq : For that price you can get a 14" Little Caesars pizza. I'm not saying that's great but at least it resembles a pizza!

    • @MuchCow9000
      @MuchCow9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right, what a rip off