Suddenly working a glove into your everyday attire so you can commit homicidal hard-core fun with out leaving prints on the fence is garth level thinking, way to go Todd.
The MMA fighter dropping all those YMH insiders post fight is one of the dopest things I’ve ever seen. I haven’t been that Happy since my brother came in 4 strokes
Garth posted on the gram the other day and I was trying to explain to my SO why the first 5k comments all read ‘what?’ She didn’t get it. I told her to watch for waspes.
I love how rogan has one guy running the show and googles faster than i can just listening and toms over here with a whole crew and has to look it up himself 🤣
Because Jaime listens to the conversation and starts pulling things up ahead of time based on the context of the conversation. Nadav is a dude who can use After Effects and put things in folders.
@@gordonlove5121 that usually happens when they do Google image searches and Joe isn’t specific with exactly what he’s talking about. There’s four pictures on the right and he will say pick the right one Jamie. Jamie is still by far one of the fastest on these podcasts
I feel like nadavs googling is just a bit to kill time because he was literally reading Steve Harvey's memo then just stopped and acted like it wasn't the memo but then Tom pulls up the exact same thing Nadav was reading. It's a funny bit but I think it goes over alot of people's heads
You know THEY edit the show together right? It wasn't a vibe, it was a fake attempt to pretend like they all love that song.. a very obviously staged cut....🤷 You're going to be amazed when you see what Disney does with a couple good edits...😂
Hey Jeans long time listener, occasional commenter.. Wanted to show my love and appreciation again thanks for being there through highs and lows and showing me how to not break proto.
Compound that with the very real fact we lost the war in all sense of the word. Commie and VC casualties were alot higher but the guerilla warfare the Vietnamese used caught us with our pants down for sure... You're walking along somewhere deep in jungle and all of a sudden the ground falls beneath you, revealing wooden spikes sticking out of the ground covered in shit. You die from impact or septic shock.
@@birdofhermes3506 Not to mention the countless miles of tunnels with hidden entrances, allowing the Vietnamese to pop up out of no where and to disappear
The real reason we didn’t win was because the ChiComs were supporting the VietCong and our government was too pussy to nuke China. Same with Korea. Lesson is, you can’t fight communist dictators one country at a time.
So they're really going to bring up Topdog in the intro, and still not give us a new call from him. He's a couple bad poops from leaving this earth. We need as much Topdog as possible. I would love to hear his take on Vietnamese people.
In my opinion the PCP episode of intervention was the saddest. My quality of life has significantly improved since my boyfriend has entirely stopped drinking alcohol even on his birthday since it turns into binge drinking and I have had to give up casual drinking because I have IC so I guess we're gonna have to accidentally become Mormons, I would not endorse this at all. To be fair, my boyfriend has more of a mental health past than Tom. It has gotten really bad before and going back just to do drugs is really frightening.
1:09:49. Thank you. You can't give spoonfed bullshit endings to explain that movie's type of irrationality, you need to embrace it and just let people feel a cold, bitter ending. The ending definitely felt like it was trying to make retail automatons feel better about themselves. 1:10:27, my exact response.
That prank call with Charro is priceless! If fart could somehow get on a call with studio G, we may die laughing. Funniest thing I have heard all week!
When Christina was talking about set and setting, I was like “oh nice she said something about drugs that wasn’t R worded” 5 seconds later “Silly siden? The one where you wear headphones with it”
If I can’t find a woman just half as cool as Christina, then I’m just gonna stay single forever. I mean, just the: Tom “i wanna get into psychedelics more” Christina “Sure. Done them”.
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Suddenly working a glove into your everyday attire so you can commit homicidal hard-core fun with out leaving prints on the fence is garth level thinking, way to go Todd.
If all of a sudden the glove does not fit we know what happened.
Netflix presents the true docu-series: Touch My Corpse Through Fence
@@mimigiggles4199 No, it's the "Many-Gloves Theory" , there will be too many gloves that fit and Tom will have an alibi. It's a complete "Reverse-OJ"
@@thesergiorevengeshow you are so right. You never go full OJ.
Now it won't be out of place when Tim casually wears a glove on a date with a lot lizard
The MMA fighter dropping all those YMH insiders post fight is one of the dopest things I’ve ever seen. I haven’t been that Happy since my brother came in 4 strokes
Honestly an instant all time great clip
What about the boneless city council?
Tyler Flores is a LEGIT fighter
Turned me into a telescope 🔭
Tell your brother to keep feathering it brother, brother
Tom false repping the glove out here. Didn’t have it on 2 bears
Call me out, see if I'm a mufffucckkin false glove
@@sissyofFreemont soowoo
Glove is for mommies butt plug is for bears.
That’s not Tom on two bears, that Todd.
Soo woo
When Charo said, "Listen to this new ass shit" I legit spit ramen across the kitchen 😂😂😂😂
I'd love to see Fart Simpson prank call Charro. Hearing her get mad would be hilarious.
Prank call charro with her own voice
@@bryancarvalho1476 Omg! That would actually work too!
Tommy, please make this happen lol
She'd be like "shut the fuck up Tom" and hang up🤣 or be like "your one of Tom's friends!" 🤣🤣
“Your not my son anymore.”
Christina's controversial one liners have really been on point lately. I love it
Really annoying tbh
Garth posted on the gram the other day and I was trying to explain to my SO why the first 5k comments all read ‘what?’
She didn’t get it.
I told her to watch for waspes.
Charros call was unbelievable. I was almost in tears at the gym. People were looking at me like I was a really cool guy.
Why were you at the gym?
Well guess what bud, you’re the coolest
that’s cuz u are a really cool guy
"It would have been one with no fucking listeners"..... fucking dead.
Tom has entered his true alpha state. Thank god for the glove baby! I wanna know what her dad calls asian meows though!
@@anthonyzullo they're sideways
“I’m so sensitive to bad music” Christina’s favorite rapper is Kreyshawn….
Tom’s sigh when Christine says something borderline controversial is what I live for
Oh uhhhh hundred percent!😂
Those are the best moments of the show. Lol
I still wanna know what christinas dad calls asian meow meows. Toms like "dont Fing say it!" lmao
@@anthonyzullo that it's sideways it's an old joke
Toms getting too PC because he wants sponsors 😭😭😭
I love how Christine gets fired up whenever Todd drops the Toks Theme
That post fight interview is the greatest thing this fandom has ever seen. Beautiful. I love it. All hail the jeans!
As an mma fan, this brought me so much joy!
I would’ve shit myself if I saw it live
Ted's impression of his 90 year old child Ellis is getting me through this morning.
Choro fucking RIPS IT. Best call yet!
Lmao 🤣 you just called Tim's mom diahrareah
Charro shredding licks is amaze
@@houtexescobar5884 I said what I said.
@@prissymissyb keep feathering!
@@prissymissyb let’s go full throttle! I hope this comment doesn’t scare you!
Christina: "I would Gabbie Potato her" omfgggggggggg
That was so goddamn funny
Underrated comment from that mom. 10/10.
I like how long the guy throwing up stayed on the screen while they just talked about family trauma and shit.
Nope, i literally can't watch any more of this episode because of it
@@ldiff5237 😂
When it's up I can't stop looking at it and can't listen at the same time..
man, he was throwing up A LOT. Is this because he drank lots of water while running?
“This is ayahuasca”😂
I think Tina says "Here's the deal man" as often as Shaggy said you know what I'm saying. Next time buy a house with more stairs Tim.
Especially because she says that and doesn’t make a statement half the time.
That's what her special should be called.
@@MapleDogs82 “Here’s the deal mee-yan”
I feel like it’s more RPC “here’s the deal man, you want free rent free room you get a lease and a keyfuckme”
I feel like it’s more RPC “here’s the deal man, you want free rent free room you get a lease and a keyfuckme”
When Todd says "you get the glove" I turn into a telescope
That dam glove man.
Turning men to telescopes in seconds flat.
Well here I am
@@xEvilxPwNeR oooooh that's some kush kush!!!!!!!
@@benDOVER_1988 flatter than the earth
@@michaeltonikov 🧤Glove gang Kush
The fact that Christopher finally found a way to drive Timofy insane with these tiktoks brings my jeans so much tight
I love how rogan has one guy running the show and googles faster than i can just listening and toms over here with a whole crew and has to look it up himself 🤣
Yeah but JoRo doesn't have a masterpiece Nadav is googling song
Because Jaime listens to the conversation and starts pulling things up ahead of time based on the context of the conversation. Nadav is a dude who can use After Effects and put things in folders.
@@gordonlove5121 that usually happens when they do Google image searches and Joe isn’t specific with exactly what he’s talking about. There’s four pictures on the right and he will say pick the right one Jamie. Jamie is still by far one of the fastest on these podcasts
I feel like nadavs googling is just a bit to kill time because he was literally reading Steve Harvey's memo then just stopped and acted like it wasn't the memo but then Tom pulls up the exact same thing Nadav was reading. It's a funny bit but I think it goes over alot of people's heads
You can summarise YMH by the mommies talking about stories of their parents with a photo of a guy vomiting in the background.
Tom is such a badass with that glove. I mean, he doesn’t give a flying F-U-C-K…
I one gloved it the other day taking the dog out
Dude
Enemy of my enemy
MACHINES WITHIN, MACHINES WITHIN
Got a gun. Got a terminator gun
@@EVAASIVEOne gang gang brotha 🧤
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Chrissy looks like she’s doing a road rules reunion with that hair cut
#theogate??
Ugggggghhhhhh Road Rules Mommy 😍🤤
20:10 Cristine reverting back to her native tongue of Arms Dealer when Tim rolls the puke clip. Hilarious.
Tom, don’t be stingy and start having gloves in the merch collection.
they already are, jeans!
I would buy it as a gift… for myself.
Definitely needs to offer both hands. Not all of us are lefties.
I heard the gloves were coming up in may
I would buy one.
He should sell the left hand of each pair he uses.
Pulls up to Valvoline "Just a boneless oil change please"
Enny and Nadav bumping in sync is such a vibe
You know THEY edit the show together right? It wasn't a vibe, it was a fake attempt to pretend like they all love that song.. a very obviously staged cut....🤷 You're going to be amazed when you see what Disney does with a couple good edits...😂
@@michealburns8017
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@@michealburns8017 who hurt you bro?
Your family is so good at pushing your buttons because they're the ones who installed them. Great episode.
Hey Jeans long time listener, occasional commenter.. Wanted to show my love and appreciation again thanks for being there through highs and lows and showing me how to not break proto.
Sticks and beans may loose my jeans, but touching cameras never hurt me.
I love that being a Mommie comes with our own cult/dog whistle/coded language.
As long as it's not gendered language, you're following proto.
High n fuckin tight is the only proto...that and not touching his camera thru the fence
wait for Vulture article on how Tom and Christy are white supremacists who developed their own dog whistle language
WHAT?!
@@Nairda-fm8lm don't be stingy mark
Whoever is in the background laughing each show is the real MVP. Man please dont EVER take that guy off the show!
You ain't from around here, are you, boy?
Vagitties
Went to school with Tyler Flores and this is epic! 😂 keep featherin’ it brother!
What the phuck did he say? I couldn't understand him! Except for the "keep feathering it"!
Tom and Christina are the definition of “meant to be”
"This is the fucking star right here"
Tom saying the quiet part out loud.
Ever seen an episode of where my moms at? Yeah me either
I know Tom's better at stand up but I like Christina more on the pod cast. Their dynamic together is so good it is silly to rank them.
@@ezraschwartz1484 they are the dream team, can't have the pod without either of them ❤️
53:50 wow this whole thing is gold
Holy sheeeeit I am literally crying after Charo shredded balls and farted all over that guitar chomo🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Charo can shred like the Peruvian Eddie Van Halen.
You what are y'all talking about? I missed that. When does it happen?
I was at work,it had me so weak
The introspection in the past two eps has been phenomenal. Luv these two
As an American living in rural Vietnam, I often think about how completely insane it would be to fight a war here.
Compound that with the very real fact we lost the war in all sense of the word. Commie and VC casualties were alot higher but the guerilla warfare the Vietnamese used caught us with our pants down for sure...
You're walking along somewhere deep in jungle and all of a sudden the ground falls beneath you, revealing wooden spikes sticking out of the ground covered in shit. You die from impact or septic shock.
@@birdofhermes3506 Not to mention the countless miles of tunnels with hidden entrances, allowing the Vietnamese to pop up out of no where and to disappear
Same with Afghanistan, you cant win those people
The real reason we didn’t win was because the ChiComs were supporting the VietCong and our government was too pussy to nuke China. Same with Korea. Lesson is, you can’t fight communist dictators one country at a time.
@@alexcoyg3281 people?
Congratulations on being together 17 years. You are awesome!!!!
I’m so excited for YMH live! You know whassa banana split?
That Gushh Kushhh ay Ay AYYYY!!
Finna get dat booootayy!
glad it's not with a live audience
I've got my Fritos ready!!!
Calm down daddy
Show is getting better and better! Rd trip with my mom. 50 Shades of Grey on Audio book made me want to turn the wheel into oncoming traffic...
It has finally happened. The star of the show has made it known he is aware of his power. Glove up! 👖 🔥
0:02 Never expected Tom to do a photoshoot with Britney Spears
So they're really going to bring up Topdog in the intro, and still not give us a new call from him. He's a couple bad poops from leaving this earth. We need as much Topdog as possible. I would love to hear his take on Vietnamese people.
I second this. It should be proto that any time he’s brought up he should be called!
@@kylekennedy9212 every single time they call him its chaos
And you KNOW he's not turning down that tv
@@LimorG "hey buddy" TV loud in the background, with charro nagging
You sadly foretold the future my man. Rip the Topest of Dogs
53:15 for Charo call if you need !!
The glove needs to go with Tom on tour as well...we need more glove!
Maybe one that's rhinestone for formal occasions.
Just saw him last week, no glove. Bastard rejected my refund request
@@ViewedOak hopefully he gets his shit together for when I see him....🧤
Christina looking fly af
If Tom does PCP, he's definitely growing the sides of his hair into a ponytail. R.I.P. Sherman Helmsley.
Stavvy bbys been on PCP for quite a while now
In my opinion the PCP episode of intervention was the saddest.
My quality of life has significantly improved since my boyfriend has entirely stopped drinking alcohol even on his birthday since it turns into binge drinking and I have had to give up casual drinking because I have IC so I guess we're gonna have to accidentally become Mormons, I would not endorse this at all.
To be fair, my boyfriend has more of a mental health past than Tom. It has gotten really bad before and going back just to do drugs is really frightening.
@@xSwordLilyx weed helps me out a lot I can’t drink anymore
1:09:49. Thank you. You can't give spoonfed bullshit endings to explain that movie's type of irrationality, you need to embrace it and just let people feel a cold, bitter ending. The ending definitely felt like it was trying to make retail automatons feel better about themselves.
1:10:27, my exact response.
Yay, a new episode to watch on my lunch break.
20 minutes in, scarfing down a sub, dude puking.
Damn it.
I had finished eating half a minute before that clip. I lucked out.
Soft.
*this episode was fire* I *wont be stingy*
PCP Boxing would be an amazing 2 Bears bit.
This needs to be a thing after their buttplug 'bit'
Tbunz out here breaking Vietnamese cervixes AND the fourth wall
Next week, Tina should invite Jimmy O. Yang in to cohost and then do a side by side comparison of the metrics.
Show starts @5:19
I can't hear Tom or Christina say "it's true" without thinking of Apesgris
Awe...that was the best tok.
Someone needs to talk about that prank call!! That was a insane moment 😂
I like how christerdna has in ear monitors and doesn’t wear them correctly
She’s a tik tok
She'll have a Paszitsky effect in about 9 months about it.
It took her years to dry off correctly remember
Xtina: "I knew that someone would recognize..."
Wait for it...
"My Struggle"
52:27
I've now reached a point where I've seen the featured TikToks. Praise you, Mommy Jeans, my timeline has been blessed.
ye half my shit in there is people tagging ol' Christi
been listening to yall instead of JRE lately. Thought you might like that.
That prank call with Charro is priceless! If fart could somehow get on a call with studio G, we may die laughing. Funniest thing I have heard all week!
Glove Comic hash tag is killin me 😂
Tony and christen are such an amazing couple. Anyone else ready for YMH live 7?!?!
Instead of rogan it should be timmy d doin his rogies impression
Vietnam vets are the biggest comedians
5:17 to actually start.
Underrated comment.
I've been a fan for a long time. It warms my heart to watch Tony and Christine glow up like they are. Christine is looking very fit here!
I love how YMH fans speak their own filthy web of memes and normies are just like
Yep ok
Tyler flores is legendary!! Best shoutout ever!
Is there a ymh playlist somewhere? There's been some good tracks over the years. Wish I knew where to find them.
Search on Spotify
I don't think songs are here but it's something!
Yo jeans, they have a playlist on this YT channel.
th-cam.com/play/PL-i3EV1v5hLd9pr0Xfli9WfAfkFM7x8Hq.html
Here ya go jeans
@@Redhead-hz1sm yo santino you got a link for the song that’s just brents name wrong
I love how Tom is staying dedicated with gloves! He’s now forsure, ‘that one podcaster who wears different gloves each episode’ 😂😂❤️much love
Kristine’s pure joy when the tik tok song comes on gets me every time
I get a high off of the simplicity of her joys 😁
Tim's gonna see phallic symbols everywhere if he takes shrooms.
I know I do! 😊
@Angel Dawn McPherson yes?
Tom’s the kid in class that would read his paragraph beforehand so he wouldn’t mess up when he’s reading to the class
Better than hearing the 16yo who can't read a sentence...
I thought we all did that
You didn't?
That Charro-Fart Simpson call was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. 😂
You should totally do ayahuasca on YMH Live.
"...we can call them wet nuggies...or trash.." LMFAO! Ive seen that video before but watching tina react to it made it better.
When Christina was talking about set and setting, I was like “oh nice she said something about drugs that wasn’t R worded”
5 seconds later
“Silly siden? The one where you wear headphones with it”
She would be a bad trip
@@josef2012 She'd make it all about her.
48:06 "Combatative" is not a word.
@@josef2012 weirdly, I think Tom would be a great trip sitter
T&C have found a way to bring therapy into comedy, astonishing. Didn't even realize I was getting it until this moment.
I really like when they open up and talk about how they handle their parents
If I can’t find a woman just half as cool as Christina, then I’m just gonna stay single forever. I mean, just the: Tom “i wanna get into psychedelics more” Christina “Sure. Done them”.
They are out there, man. The majority of them don't have their shit together though, so keep that in mind.
These podcasts are the literal highlight of my week
This is by far Christine's best curation yet....
Hey just to spotlight the original artist, that Think Ur Greezy song is actually by El-B, they're remixing it.
When the booth boys are headbanging in sync, it's a bop.
I want to thank you for making my globe continue to rotate with this 🌎
Hope the weather is good in your state and or County
Not for educational purposes.
8:43 The YMH crew definitely cut something cancel-worthy.
Tom has to stop wearing the glove... my girl watches this show man!
The Charro prank call killed me lmao!!!!
I wanna give native a shout for his googling in this episode. No one acknowledged it but I see your gingered fingers flying
Native gives Tom a shout-out every time Tom breathes
It was pre-looked up, you can tell because it showed up with just a few letter in too
4:07 podcast actually starts
Momma's hair looks so nice!
I love how that guy gets jealous of Charo’s guitar playing. That chomo didn’t follow proto.
I simp Christina in this episode.
That opening graphic and that hair in the episode. Yowza! 🔥🔥🔥
Your Moms Ad Read is the new name of of this pod. Yikes, mommies. YOU GUYS ARE DOIN’ GOOD! Keep on glassin’
Tim’s eyes just gradually get heavier through the episode. Did 10mg Tom get some extra? 😂
He’s hungover a lil bit still
Yeah Tim had a few too many
Gabby Potato made me spit out my coffee