A few decades later... *We are amagod, the god of all shipping... we are in your mind and know your every thought. if your thinking of food it will be teleported to you in 0.000000069 seconds and we will feed you for an extra 2$*
This is pretty accurate, one day Amazon will have a storage room right in our houses connected to an underground shipping system! Idea for next video: Google past vs present And Happy late Thanksgiving! 🦃
By that point if you ever get locked out of your house you can just order something real quick and let the amazon delivery person let you in to your own house lol.
*many years later* "Amazon, we are your new omniscient overlords. We provide you with the goods, and as long as you use them you will continue to be able to see your loved ones."- Amazon, 2059
20 years later: Amazon, we know you better than you know your self, introducing the Amazon Pre-Cogs. It provides free -2 day shipping for all Amazon Prime members. You'll get your order two days before you even decide to order the item. So enjoy the luxury of Amazon Pre-Cog.
yeah amazon was so nice back then! AND NOW: metal bar falls on employee’s head and 30 boxes fall - turned in hospital with broken ankle and bad concussion amazon takes 15mil years to deliver WHY
_Toilet paper runs out_ Me : *Ohh shit , what now* ? _amazon employee pops his head from the drain with a toilet paper in his hand_ *wE KNoE wHaT yOu nEeD* !
Amazon - after 100 years Now we deliver all you need before you even feel you need it Amazon-after 200 years Now we deliver all you need for your lifetime the moment you are born
Further on Amazon, with the help of our engineers we developed shipping with neural; everything you wish to buy will immediately be purchased and delivered immediately with our new same-second shipping
*IN A FEW DECADES* *PACKAGE DELIVERS IN 5 SECONDS OF ORDERING* ME:YOUR SERVICE IS VERY SLOW, LAST TIME THE PRODUCT CAME A WEEK BEFORE I ORDERED IT AMAZON GUY: SORRY SIR, THE TELEPORTER WAS NOT WORKING.
*Amazon Future Service* _Upgrading to this delivery service will allow Ultra Prime members to receive products they ordered retroactively. This means that they will appear among your possessions as if they were there before you even ordered them._
_Waaaaiitt a flippin min,_ I could be alone on this one but so long as you don’t live anywhere sketchy (burglary ridden areas), *Amazon Unboxing and Amazon Hotel,* imo, sound crazily legitimate. There have been numerous times I wish I had something in particular, ordered it _spur of the moment,_ just for it to collect dust either to never be used again or rarely used at all. This makes me wish I could rent these items for the time I’m using it, rather than buying it. This is just like the bike/scooter rental idea, but for household or vacation items. If they worked out a system that you could lease to own those items, bumping the final purchase price, allowing ownership after leasing the items enough times to purchase, that would be extremely beneficial. _Just my opinion, though…_ I’m sure I’m one of the few that thinks this is a good idea. Lol. I tend to _go against the grain_ a majority of the time, especially on issues like this.
Amazon, we are the collective. Resistance is futile.
🤣🤣
LOL
😂😂😂
🤣
George Jackson 🤣
Few decades later.
We place an order.
Amazon: check under your pillow.
🤣🤣🤣 just saw this and thought,
You: *thinks of a drink at a restaurant*
Waiter: this just arrived, this must be your order.
You: How did you-?!
@@sofrshsocln4 hahaha
Im sleeping without pillow
You don't even have to order, just think about that product and it will be under your pillow!
@President Trump i was gonna say that lol
Jeff bezos after watching this video : *write that down write that down*
Frenchity French.
😂😂😭
@@musicaldoodles9615
Charles the French
@@TheRandomizerYT I know. It was a joke.
@@musicaldoodles9615
Ohk lol 😂
who else forgot that Amazon started out by selling books?
internallogic
TH-cam started as a dating site
I think that's called the Mandela affect. Yea cuz at one point Instagram was a social media site. Now it's just porn
@@MrE_ lmao spot on and i like it u can never open it in public
Pepperidge Farm remembers
internallogic me
Darius: makes video
Amazon: these are some good ideas
Amazon Unbox is actually a legit idea
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, lol. Cause the boxes do pile up
Yeah. Darius.. patent yr idea...quick !!!!
Can you imagine coming home to some delivery guys sitting on your livingroom floor putting furniture together?
heck no, unboxing things is my favorite thing to do
No it cant work .I think coz some consumers prefer privacy n also some items are really fragile
*Imagine When you stop halfway up the stairs just to answer the door*
𝕐𝕖𝕡 :3
T Pain you're crazy
I used to be a delivery driver for Amazon! I can relate so much to this from the other perspective. It's very weird how easy everything is becoming
In the beginning there was only ocean...
Yep! Your right.
Hey! My name is also Luke:D
Black Mirror : Amazon episode. I'm calling it.
A few decades later...
*We are amagod, the god of all shipping... we are in your mind and know your every thought. if your thinking of food it will be teleported to you in 0.000000069 seconds and we will feed you for an extra 2$*
Nice.
United States of Amazon
思い Terran Republic of Amazon
Nitrox lol yesss I need this to happen
Oliver Mason so you want a company to tax you for every bite of food you take?
If amazon take your ideas Make sure you get half
I lost my shit at the "in-door delivery" part Lmao
Forgot about the drones
This man speaks the truth
Amazon, we have our delivery people sleeping in your basement, ready to deliver your packages, we call this amazon slave
😂😂😂 Fr I was dead @ this. Keep up the good work Darius
Amazon: Were happy to anounce that our scientists have developed instant delivery the second you press order it will be at your door
A few years later:
"Amazon, we are god, now have this instant shipping product my son"
Mark of the Amazon 🔥
Amagod
💀💀💀💀"my son" sent me to the afterlife now I'm back
*imagine wearing am oldspice shirt in an amazon commercial*
🤦🏾♂️ but you get old spice products off of Amazon
Old Spice : It's free real estate
POWER!!!!’
I bet in the future, Amazon teleports YOU to their location nearest you so you can pick out what you need
During COVID? I sure hope not!
This is pretty accurate, one day Amazon will have a storage room right in our houses connected to an underground shipping system!
Idea for next video:
Google past vs present
And Happy late Thanksgiving! 🦃
One Rockateer 😭😭😬😣
@@malayjia1023 😅
Not in this house
Their slogan used to be "do no evil" now it's just "evil"
That actually isn't that far from fact, except it was meant to be a storage locker for drones to deliver into and not an underground tunnel system.
Brazil: cuts and burns Amazon to make room for farmers
Jeff Bezos: oh it’s on
This is genius, some of the ideas seem a little sketchy but I still think Amazon should do this lol
When Amazon starts becoming the Empire
Minecraft players :
Just teleport the items
Its dope and incredibly terrifying at the same time
You need to pitch that last one to Amazon asap
To be honest I don't even know at which stage we are right now
He doing better Amazon commercials than Amazon
Big Walt 😂😬
“We know everything” 😂😂😂
The voice commentary never changed lol 😂 😂 😂
Remember when Netflix used to send discs by mail?
Amazon :- We're no. 1.
Amazon Rainforest :- 😶😶😶
Brown card boxes can be recycled and can be sold to the nearby scrap Shop
By that point if you ever get locked out of your house you can just order something real quick and let the amazon delivery person let you in to your own house lol.
That book was "The 48 Laws of Power".
amazon selling books gives me nostalgia, idek why lmao
*many years later* "Amazon, we are your new omniscient overlords. We provide you with the goods, and as long as you use them you will continue to be able to see your loved ones."- Amazon, 2059
This startup seems good . It should be in limelight .
Few years later..
_"Introduction, timewarp shipping. It arrives every last Thursday before you ordered it. Only for Amazon prime member!"_
This is totally like Buy n Large from Wall-E
20 years later: Amazon, we know you better than you know your self, introducing the Amazon Pre-Cogs. It provides free -2 day shipping for all Amazon Prime members. You'll get your order two days before you even decide to order the item. So enjoy the luxury of Amazon Pre-Cog.
yeah amazon was so nice back then!
AND NOW: metal bar falls on employee’s head and 30 boxes fall - turned in hospital with broken ankle and bad concussion
amazon takes 15mil years to deliver
WHY
Amazon.
Now its your turn Australia.
Amazon: THEY’VE DISCOVERED ARE PLANS.
Sinsay does
our*
People are confusing are with our now? The future is stupid.
_Toilet paper runs out_
Me : *Ohh shit , what now* ?
_amazon employee pops his head from the drain with a toilet paper in his hand_
*wE KNoE wHaT yOu nEeD* !
LOL! Instant shipping and unpacking. The product just suddenly appears the moment you think about it.
Should have been a death stranding joke in here.
*This video is sponsored by Amazon*
50 years later: *AMAZON FIRE*
Amazon literally turned into Santa ngl
You look like the guy who would ask me a sprite cranberry.
Lebron?
Most definitely a new subbie hilarious video🤣🤣🤣 " We know what you need, better than you"🤣
“Let us deal with the mess while you do the rest” That line is cleaaan
These guys finna steal your whole bank account
Seems like that in future ... Amazon would hire 🎅 to deliver it's product in a few seconds
“Little than a week”
My fish pencil case took me 1 month and 28 days and it still ain’ coming
lmfaooo this vid is too good 🤣🤣
Next thing we know, they'll be delivering kids like the storks
XD Always found that adorable
Guys imagine if google bought amazon.
Also it’s 1 am my dude
Why did my mind read this in tsuyu's voice
👀 🤯
@keyboard hitter So Disney then.
Yo WHAT THE FUCK
Guys what if Google bought Elon Musk wifeu project
You really predicted the future about amazon now, now I'm really scared for the future lmaooo.
Ima need dat Amazon indoor shipping right there. So once I get inside, I'll see my stuff right there lol
I got an Amazon ad before this video
Me: When did i order this handkerchief .
Amazon : Trust us,.. You'll need it.
Me: Wipes tears with handkerchief
Years later
Ordering a thing
Amazon :knock knock
Amazon - after 100 years
Now we deliver all you need before you even feel you need it
Amazon-after 200 years
Now we deliver all you need for your lifetime the moment you are born
Few months later : AMAZON started production in my backyard.
Just found you this morning your a very funny intelligent guy thanks for this hilarious content and cant wait for more
I love you! My daughter works for them....I laughed hard! 😅Thank you!!!
You just gave them multi-million dollar ideas, man!!!
This was hilarious! Good job man! 👍
That moment when amazon has in garage delivery
Further on
Amazon, with the help of our engineers we developed shipping with neural; everything you wish to buy will immediately be purchased and delivered immediately with our new same-second shipping
Well Amazon unboxed is a legit good idea.
You sure end up with a lot of boxes if you order online a lot.
Patent that idea .
Also nice cat
*IN A FEW DECADES*
*PACKAGE DELIVERS IN 5 SECONDS OF ORDERING*
ME:YOUR SERVICE IS VERY SLOW, LAST TIME THE PRODUCT CAME A WEEK BEFORE I ORDERED IT
AMAZON GUY: SORRY SIR, THE TELEPORTER WAS NOT WORKING.
Amazon hotel sound like the kind of stuff the year 3000 has in store for us
“AMAZON unbox” LOL 😂
😂 if this is what amazon becomes
Unboxing thing is good,we can be sure that there are no stones and detergent soaps in it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😃😃😆😆😆😅😄
"that's cool" killed me
A few moments ago I saw a report (here in Brazil) about a church and that's when I saw your face in the crowd, I'm glad to see you. I love you!
*Amazon Future Service*
_Upgrading to this delivery service will allow Ultra Prime members to receive products they ordered retroactively. This means that they will appear among your possessions as if they were there before you even ordered them._
In 2090 ordering a shoe in Amazon
Amazon delivery boy delivers the parcel and unbox it nd put it in my legs and gone
Man u are original
Your videos is so unique
_Waaaaiitt a flippin min,_ I could be alone on this one but so long as you don’t live anywhere sketchy (burglary ridden areas), *Amazon Unboxing and Amazon Hotel,* imo, sound crazily legitimate. There have been numerous times I wish I had something in particular, ordered it _spur of the moment,_ just for it to collect dust either to never be used again or rarely used at all. This makes me wish I could rent these items for the time I’m using it, rather than buying it. This is just like the bike/scooter rental idea, but for household or vacation items. If they worked out a system that you could lease to own those items, bumping the final purchase price, allowing ownership after leasing the items enough times to purchase, that would be extremely beneficial. _Just my opinion, though…_ I’m sure I’m one of the few that thinks this is a good idea. Lol. I tend to _go against the grain_ a majority of the time, especially on issues like this.
this is better than any SNL skit
His voice over work makes it sound super legit
Let's admit it
No one and I mean not a single soul has ever searched this
Amazon unboxed actually sounds like a real thing lol
oh my god amazon hotel actually sounds like an amazing idea
that last one is outright horrifying
Inside door delivery and inbox actually sounds good
spot on darius! spot on!.
Amazon will be the top tech company...When I will complete my btech . ..I wish to join it.... Currently I am in grade 12(INDIA)
Dude: wow that's crazy I ordered this two days ago
Delivery person: Uhhhhh that's cool 😬 lol
Customer : finally ordered,need to be a bit patient
Amazon: sir,hope you are happy
Customer: 🤔????????🤔
Man we all know that in a few decades, Norman Reedus will be hand delivering packages to our doorstep.
And what's ... crazy this is all true 😂😉. Great video 👌 TY 👾👌😎
Amazon workers: write that down write that down!