27:25 Dale : I always hated Kingdom Hearts when i was a kid i hate it now!" Dale was born in 1984 Kingdom Hearts was released in 2002 Dale was a grown adult when KH was released 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We're the same age. No idea why he's so embarrassed to be in his late 30's. I was 16 and about to graduate when KH came out. Waited a million years for KH3 😂
Technically, that would have made him 17 by that time, but even so, yeah, he wouldn't be a kid back then and he's just an insecure dudebro of a manbaby.
AGENT: Dale E. Wilson CODENAME: Under Armor Manu DIVISION: General Nutrition Center (GNC), field operations DESCRIPTION: Agent has exceptional qualities in shifting blame from themselves towards their controller, the game, or their opponent. Agent takes pride in choosing video game characters widely considered to be in his words "low tier" compared to others. Special talents include flawless execution of the "Dashboard into Close Application Combo" technique. Presumed dead in 2014 following the events of a botched mission named Operation Polo-Shirt Takedown
That last clip. 😂 They'll is mad that an ad is telling everyone that he still lives in Lancaster. Bruh never moved out of his old place for almost 10 years.
"Everything he was doing I already know he was doing, like you were doing something I could duck and he switched it up" that's a mix that you didn't block or fuzzy'd, if he was so knowledgeable he would've done one o those. His best knowledge check is him saying "I know recovery frames" like if it wasn't a thing since forever
It is funny and sad how he insults people on they play but the dude plays the same way since the games came out spam zoning get some cheap shoots in and run away and he really acts like he’s good just look at how he plays someone tbags or picks a character he doesn’t like he gets mad and let’s bring up how he hates people playing his quote characters when it’s a mirror match or when he isn’t using and he gets bodied by them showing he just sucks at the game and his response is you don’t know how to use the character which translates to I’m not bad your bad
Watching him play a Belmont in Smash is always the most boring type of gameplay. He's actually "better" at it now, but all he does is run away and mash B. It gets so old so quick.
That’s how he is with other games picks characters or play styles that are easy and picks the same characters over and over again look at his street fighter picks top picks but plays them basically and not use the hard moves
The first minute into the video, They'll is already simping. Just look back at his ex, he yelled at her. This faux generic store brand dollar store Andrew Tate over here 😂
im surprised that he doesnt rage about ppl still hitting him after they win the round in tekken instead of em teabagging or taunting him. Ltg "gah duh u already won the round stop hitting me" lol
I will never get tired of hearing the old head lolcow cry when he loses at every video game he plays. Never change Dale, I know you don’t have the capacity to so this is rhetorical.
7:16 I love that this weird and delusional copium rant starts up after each time the old head uncle Dale loses in a video game. I’m extremely grateful I don’t live in the states and I’m extremely grateful Dale will never have kids. No meme no 🧢 this old head Dale is legit mentally unsound. On so many different levels lol. And this “duuuu” is less than 2 years away from 40. Oof yikes ouch.
This dude really thinks he’s that good he can and I quote 2 percent maybe that’s why he loses he doesn’t go in and then gets bodied but let’s real dale never learns and improves in any fighting game at all and let’s not bring up his skills in solo games the man has to cheat in games that are solo story games that’s how bad he is at games
Smash is far from crappy. Speak for yourself. It's better than Street Fighter, Tekken, Soul Caliber, etc. It doesn't try too hard to get "cool". It just is.
Wow, he's surprised the Miguel player actually ADAPTED to the situation, which Dale himself never does. And can't Dale just let people play who they want to play in Smash? I mean, he plays as the most busted characters in Smash, with two getting officially getting banned from tournaments. And I just know Dale didn't fully watch the video that Sakurai did on Sora, because if he did, he'd realize Sora was the top choice on the Fighter Ballot, so the people really asked for Sora, not Sakurai. Dale's amount of idiocy and insecurity when it comes to his own manhood is astounding.
High tier thumbnail. It's practically Robusting off the channel.
Im dead wtf🤣🤣🤣
Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Thumbnail cut to precise!!
Practically glistening and robusting off the channel protrudely
The thumbnail evis carated my mind
27:25 Dale : I always hated Kingdom Hearts when i was a kid i hate it now!"
Dale was born in 1984
Kingdom Hearts was released in 2002
Dale was a grown adult when KH was released
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Dam lol
No shit lol
Dale probably thinks that Kingdom Hearts started in famicom...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We're the same age. No idea why he's so embarrassed to be in his late 30's. I was 16 and about to graduate when KH came out. Waited a million years for KH3 😂
Technically, that would have made him 17 by that time, but even so, yeah, he wouldn't be a kid back then and he's just an insecure dudebro of a manbaby.
AGENT: Dale E. Wilson
CODENAME: Under Armor Manu
DIVISION: General Nutrition Center (GNC), field operations
DESCRIPTION: Agent has exceptional qualities in shifting blame from themselves towards their controller, the game, or their opponent. Agent takes pride in choosing video game characters widely considered to be in his words "low tier" compared to others. Special talents include flawless execution of the "Dashboard into Close Application Combo" technique. Presumed dead in 2014 following the events of a botched mission named Operation Polo-Shirt Takedown
Saving Sergeant Yickadee
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👌
😂😂😂
@@nader91 mission failed
It's nice of Dale to admit he's lost to Alaina countless times.
You'd think a grown man would be more concerned about improving his life as opposed to "cooking" people in video games
@@Dale_Wilson_The_Pillagerhe should cook himself some bitches
6:13 - 6:49 -- It was like Dale playing against himself. That Miguel taunting was something Dale would immediately do as well.
"This Miguel sucks"
His self awareness is non-existent.
No one hates LTG more than LTG! 🤣🤣🤣
Oh. So SaLTyG is not Miguel. I got confused and thought he rage quit because he was winning.
@@ThisAintPizzaHut445 godlike username
Dale getting pieced off on by every zombie in every game lol
0:38 he's mashing like always lol
extra crispy
Does he have the magnum in the begging? Cheating already dale ?
He always did because he did it once in elden ring
4:35 They'll turns on the voice chat feature only to get roasted for his subs to see. HE'S NOT SAFE ANYWHERE 😂😂
That last clip. 😂 They'll is mad that an ad is telling everyone that he still lives in Lancaster. Bruh never moved out of his old place for almost 10 years.
This "baller" can't even afford youtube premium, lol
he is worse than dsp at games. unbelievable how bad he is
The fucking cat deep fake just kills me every time i stare at it lmao
That quack noise gets me everytime 😂
Agreed. That shit is hilarious. 😂
11:01
Dale’s cognitive has never recognized when he’s getting baited
His cognitive got cut to precise
Babe, new video tearing Dale apart slowly but protrudely just dropped
That Miguel buried Dale, he put on clinic for him.
30:27 dale getting doxxed by a youtube ad
can't wait to see them go from GNC to SFM
...is now open in LANCASTER
Had me dead lol
"the legs look comical" we finally agree on something.
He shouldn't be playing Smash if a majority of the roster is cringe to him...
That duck sound that blurs out the cursing is funny as hell.
The delusion of ltg is unmatched
LMFAOOOO SQWAAAAA!!! @2:49
LTG vs Aquatic: "corny MFer, playing with a chick you'll never date"
Also LTG: *Plays Kimberly in SF6, a chick this MF'er will never date*
🤣🤣🤣
"Everything he was doing I already know he was doing, like you were doing something I could duck and he switched it up" that's a mix that you didn't block or fuzzy'd, if he was so knowledgeable he would've done one o those. His best knowledge check is him saying "I know recovery frames" like if it wasn't a thing since forever
Also dude can't react to being in tech situation and tech propperly, no way he gonna be able to react to drive impact in sf6 and have a good time
It is funny and sad how he insults people on they play but the dude plays the same way since the games came out spam zoning get some cheap shoots in and run away and he really acts like he’s good just look at how he plays someone tbags or picks a character he doesn’t like he gets mad and let’s bring up how he hates people playing his quote characters when it’s a mirror match or when he isn’t using and he gets bodied by them showing he just sucks at the game and his response is you don’t know how to use the character which translates to I’m not bad your bad
Watching him play a Belmont in Smash is always the most boring type of gameplay. He's actually "better" at it now, but all he does is run away and mash B. It gets so old so quick.
That’s how he is with other games picks characters or play styles that are easy and picks the same characters over and over again look at his street fighter picks top picks but plays them basically and not use the hard moves
22:43 ONE GRAB 40 PERCENT? looks like daleio needs low effort characters to win, and yet still loses
30:27
now open in LANCASTER CALIFORNIA
OOF
Congratulations Dale, ya played yourself once again old head LOL
Staying free as always, i see 😊
The first minute into the video, They'll is already simping. Just look back at his ex, he yelled at her. This faux generic store brand dollar store Andrew Tate over here 😂
Every time Dale talks about the cReAtOr(S), a child is born with a brain disorder.
"the same corny ass shit 😩" *spams b with belmont for 3 hours straight*
Simon and Richter didn't get those big arms by doing nothing. 😂
26:20
That read though.
View botting is real, consistent 1k , all night consistently and never dropping with his sh streams lol 😂
Intro is legendary and inspirational revolver theory
Wow hes so desperate for twitch subs, that he'll show his legs at 3k subs? 😂😂😂😂
That advert went dumb stupid hard for no reason 😂
"Its a privilege to play me" nah man its a privilege to live rent free in your head dale
I don't know why but the autotune gets me every time.
Dale know damn well he never dated a snowbunny 😂
He probably meant "Snowman"
The only thing dale is in a relationship with is karma and she’s pissed at him
@Todd Bata you know that getting pissed on is dales fetish right? 😂
@Todd Bata you know that getting pissed on is dales fetish right? 😂
@@risingledgend8861 I know he has a lot like letting his ex keep a key to his place and torturing him is one as well
0:12 wasnt he one who yelled "Get off my stream youre ruining my sh." to alaina?
Classic Dale
0:15 Same guy that yelled at his ex for interrupting him during a game stay free Dale
Dalè: Once upon a time in Clappening.
im surprised that he doesnt rage about ppl still hitting him after they win the round in tekken instead of em teabagging or taunting him. Ltg "gah duh u already won the round stop hitting me" lol
Bruh the roast at the begin 🤣😭🤣
Geodale Manutelli on the top left corner is new gen pokemon
Dale got cooked to precise 😂
Classic intro
Keep'em coming, love watching these!
Also Metal Gear Rising is the GOAT!
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4:36 😂😂😂
Dale and Boss Fights in Smash 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀
The thumbnail ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Only if Dale was here to see this masterpiece but nope all he does is blacklist people because they beat his ass or hurt his feelings💀
I will never get tired of hearing the old head lolcow cry when he loses at every video game he plays. Never change Dale, I know you don’t have the capacity to so this is rhetorical.
The ending ☠️☠️☠️☠️
0:21 YICK-
Title alone is gold
7:16
I love that this weird and delusional copium rant starts up after each time the old head uncle Dale loses in a video game. I’m extremely grateful I don’t live in the states and I’m extremely grateful Dale will never have kids. No meme no 🧢 this old head Dale is legit mentally unsound. On so many different levels lol. And this “duuuu” is less than 2 years away from 40. Oof yikes ouch.
These deepfakes people make of this mans face is wild 💀💀💀
Ty lol
@@RevolverTheory
Idea. You can pass it off, but a *_shadow the hedgehog_* deep fake? I'll lose my shit.
I actually cannot believe that there are people this unintelligent
3:12 the autotune lmao
Nice
2:50😂
Why does They'll always hate on BlackHaze? Isn't he one of his followers?
Because he's good at the game
His 2 percent is his best play period. Don't be fooled
Mans stay getting clapped up 😅
26:20 *chefs kiss*
Denial Daley can't accept his L's
This dude really thinks he’s that good he can and I quote 2 percent maybe that’s why he loses he doesn’t go in and then gets bodied but let’s real dale never learns and improves in any fighting game at all and let’s not bring up his skills in solo games the man has to cheat in games that are solo story games that’s how bad he is at games
L Wilson ☠️
Awesome title Revolver.
Lost it when he started imitating sora lol
In LTG's defense, I can't stand Sora either.
Dale Goodwilson
11:30 anybody know the name of this track?
cammy theme sf6
I’m surprise he hasn’t play sfv, what’s up with that?
Waiting to transfer his 2% skill to sf6
Probably just holding out for 6, polishing up his excuses and dashboard frame links
Dale, have you tried changing the difficulty to easy? Its ok man. Its 2023
Dale
What’s the song playing when he’s fighting zero suit?
Dale needs to fix that thing thats tells you what music is playing. That thing was not working the entire time 😂
Song at 24:18 anyone?
What’s he doin’ playing Resident Evil 6? RE4 Remake too hard?
He can't jailbreak and mod the the remake to get infinite ammo and health like he always does 😂
@@mathias_c_2756I thought we saw dale playing re 4 remake with unlimited bazooka ammo with unlimited health a couple of weeks ago?
27:56
38 years old btw. Big yikes.
6:16 KEKW
Was he playing re6 alone?
Yes
@@RevolverTheory 🗿how do you play that shit singleplayer, only having a friend saves it to be somewhat enjoyable
Allergies 😂
You don't get enough credit for your video titles like Nicholai does RT.
It's all good lol, I know yall appreciate them
Song at 14:38? 👀😩
May have to try and shazam it, if I find it I'll link you though.
I found it 🙏🏽
Bayu Bayu - Receptor & Maximova
th-cam.com/video/B9yZKnUys2s/w-d-xo.html
Lol
Think I'm getting tired of an old head excuses.
Why’s he always playing this crappy smash game ffs
Smash is far from crappy. Speak for yourself. It's better than Street Fighter, Tekken, Soul Caliber, etc. It doesn't try too hard to get "cool". It just is.
@@transcendentsacredcourage it really isn’t, I used to play smash when I was like 6 because it’s a baby game, it’s not cool either, it’s lame af
@@transcendentsacredcourage and I am speaking for myself, who tf else would I be speaking for
what if dale dies at 40
he takes steroids, redbull and minoxidil so his heart must be tired from all that.
Nothing of value would be lost
Easy dubs
Lol bro i could beat you
pin me revolver please pin me
That doesn't sound right.😂
Can't spell Dale without the L
Yo clappening reboot? Let’s goooo
Let the Re-clappening begin lol
Wow, he's surprised the Miguel player actually ADAPTED to the situation, which Dale himself never does.
And can't Dale just let people play who they want to play in Smash? I mean, he plays as the most busted characters in Smash, with two getting officially getting banned from tournaments.
And I just know Dale didn't fully watch the video that Sakurai did on Sora, because if he did, he'd realize Sora was the top choice on the Fighter Ballot, so the people really asked for Sora, not Sakurai.
Dale's amount of idiocy and insecurity when it comes to his own manhood is astounding.
Screw that. Waluigi should've been picked.
Lol