The most effective weapon of World War Two

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  • @davidmeehan4486
    @davidmeehan4486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    "...bit of a digression here..."
    You're Lindybeige. Digression is what I subscribed for.

    • @beardlessodin945
      @beardlessodin945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well said, lad!

    • @ElHombreGato
      @ElHombreGato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is a very accurate comment 😂🤣😂
      I just started watching Lindy and .....Boy Oh Boy can he Digress

    • @hughgrection7246
      @hughgrection7246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lindy needs a second channel simply entitled "Digressions:" and it's just his tangents cut completely out of context , on each topic he's digressed upon. I'd watch it every day .

    • @NoPegs
      @NoPegs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hughgrection7246 I too, would watch a 5-45 minute "Digressions of the Day" video, _every_ day. But only because it is Lloyd doing the digressing...

    • @RapperBC
      @RapperBC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hear, hear!

  • @jonahd5195
    @jonahd5195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    When you said “it wasn’t even the first flame throwing Churchill” I hoped you were going to show a picture of Churchill wielding a flamethrower

    • @raypitts4880
      @raypitts4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      what to light his cigar

    • @psilvakimo
      @psilvakimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nor was it the only the first flame throwing tank. Many Shermans were converted to flame throwing tanks during island warfare in the Pacific.

    • @kiltmaster7041
      @kiltmaster7041 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "WHAT WAY IS DRESDEN?" He roared through a mouthful of cigar, with an unhinged glimmer in his eye.

    • @justnoobtoo6352
      @justnoobtoo6352 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A flamethrower and a bazooka were probably the only types of weapons missing from his collection considering he had a vast collection of pistols, hunting rifles and shotguns, sten guns and Thompson submachine gun and later on in life he had a fn fal

    • @georgehh2574
      @georgehh2574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@psilvakimo Yeah but which was developed first?
      Also, it was the first flamethrowing tank that also had a main gun, the Sherman has its main gun converted.

  • @quasicroissant
    @quasicroissant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    The Lindybeige version of the Anthropic Principle:
    If the title of the video presents a question, the answer is almost certainly someone or something British, since if it wasn't, the video wouldn't have gotten made in the first place.

    • @winstonchurchill624
      @winstonchurchill624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      FinRanomness very true

    • @letsseepaulallenscard.6604
      @letsseepaulallenscard.6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don’t see how this video presents a question?

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@letsseepaulallenscard.6604 the question is what was the most effective weapon in ww2. The answer is of course, something British because if it were anything else, a jingoist like lindy wouldn't make a video on it

    • @letsseepaulallenscard.6604
      @letsseepaulallenscard.6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jb76489 that’s fine but the title isn’t a question

    • @quasicroissant
      @quasicroissant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Red Baron It might not be a direct question, but I would classify it as an indirect question. I didn't say that the title is a question, I said that it presents a question.

  • @markbeiser
    @markbeiser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I'd imagine driving up and hosing the enemy down with sticky petrol, but no fire yet, then stopping to give them a moment to think about their options, would be a rather powerful motivation to surrender quickly.

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      About that… it’s not just sticky petrol… it seems the unignited fuel is so deadly that it may have actually killed more folks than the fire.
      Fun stuff

    • @kiwitrainguy
      @kiwitrainguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And a powerful motivation to not light up a cigarette while thinking it over.

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The only scarier threat would be being buried alive.

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5539

    Maybe the most effective weapon in WWII was the friends we made along the way

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      lol

    • @thecbrndude6208
      @thecbrndude6208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      Insert Lichtenstein marching off to war with 500 men and returning with 501

    • @chaosherald8879
      @chaosherald8879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Including the Soviets, with whom we witnessed one of the top 10 anime betrayals in world history.

    • @matthewcoyle4131
      @matthewcoyle4131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Que those 3 German soliders riding that bike

    • @jacobbattle3486
      @jacobbattle3486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The most effective weapon was the atomic bomb, it vaporized over 100,000 people in a split second, it's like a thanos snap

  • @slamminjammin69
    @slamminjammin69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    I like how your childhood was filled with people informing you of how they thought men were actually killed by flamethrowers

    • @stuartmenziesfarrant
      @stuartmenziesfarrant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It was like that up until the 1980s in 🇬🇧, for men and boys.

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@stuartmenziesfarrant Well in to the 80's, perhaps a little bit into the 90's. I'm a product of '78 and we were still all obsessed with WWII. Of course, most of our living grandparents were veterans back then.

    • @merlinsturley9668
      @merlinsturley9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm just thinking about every time in movies and shit when somebody drops a nade in the bunker chimney.

    • @Grimpy970
      @Grimpy970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've heard more detailed accounts by veterans, they (and I) believe most non-injurious casualties of flamethrowers were due to carbon oxide poisoning, as well as poisoning from the fumes of long-chain hydrocarbons

    • @ruinedrx8
      @ruinedrx8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Grimpy970 I wanted to say the same thing. People most certainly died this way

  • @pcarrierorange
    @pcarrierorange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "An 88mm gun is a _very difficult_ thing to hide" reads like a Monty Python skit

    • @johnmccrossan9376
      @johnmccrossan9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh ny god this needs to be a thing

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      “Sir, your 88mm is showing”

    • @johnmccrossan9376
      @johnmccrossan9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RaferJeffersonIII and i thought that pill said 4 hours or less

    • @ramongraf1714
      @ramongraf1714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Now I imagine Monty Python dressing up a 88mm with a fake mustache hat and Trenchcoat passing it as a fellow mate:
      „Oh no this isn’t a gun, where do you see a gun here, that’s our mate, good ol Johnson here”

    • @MrHobbit60
      @MrHobbit60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/C-M2hs3sXGo/w-d-xo.html

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “The best weapon is the one you never have to fire”

    • @zachpalmero1356
      @zachpalmero1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @dustisdeadbodies85 they thought there was no way we had more than one. Weird idea but sometimes you gotta drop something twice before people get the message 😂

    • @ferdonandebull
      @ferdonandebull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ALSO-RAN ! don’t laugh the only reason we never had ww3 was nuclear weapons...

    • @drachenlord6488
      @drachenlord6488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dachemist8810 U build it but don't fire just threat with it

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dachemist8810 they didn't really *have* to fire it. Perhaps the rebels wouldn't have put so much effort into destroying it if it hadn't shown clear intent to fire

    • @MaGiCMushroomClouds
      @MaGiCMushroomClouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even if you invite it to a family cookout where it spends all night drinking, offends your elderly grandmother with sexually disturbing pro necrophile fecal fetish conversations, sleeps with your fifteen year old niece and shows up late for work the next day with needle marks from speed balling heroin with meth having traded all the cocaine to your thirteen year old son for a sloppy wet hummer in the toolshed? I'd at least suggest a paid suspension.

  • @nathanielmiller6530
    @nathanielmiller6530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    "Lighter and Faster" are not two adjectives that are normally attributed to the Churchill.

    • @gwtpictgwtpict4214
      @gwtpictgwtpict4214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Fair point, Lindy is technically accurate (which is the best form of accurate), but I'll agree 'not as heavy' and 'not as slow' may have been a more realistic summation.

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Time stamp required so we know in what context this statement was made. "Lighter and Faster" than a Maus? Definitely.

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sunnyjim1355
      Maybe "lighter and faster" than a Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. :P

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Am I the only one who thought this comment was more in reference to the mass of the prime minister more so than the weapon?

    • @dmitrysofronov8624
      @dmitrysofronov8624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jotari it said THE Churchill, though.

  • @jlastre
    @jlastre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    I believe the first flame throwing Churchill served as Prime Minister.

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You made me chuckle.

    • @YesName_1
      @YesName_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

    • @Ivan_I99999
      @Ivan_I99999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was also full of flammable material.

    • @harrybarber3255
      @harrybarber3255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In the morning I'll be sober but you'll still be ugly

    • @brabhamfreaman166
      @brabhamfreaman166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you were my wife I would drink it...

  • @dergons
    @dergons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4622

    Imagine my shock that it turned out to be a British weapon!

    • @StekliCujo
      @StekliCujo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Yeah, quelle surprise.

    • @gregbilotta2472
      @gregbilotta2472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Mattias Åkesson and here I thought the most effective weapon would be the rifle 😂

    • @guttormurthorfinnsson8758
      @guttormurthorfinnsson8758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      some body tell him Detoit and camerat Stalin won ww2. mortel 4 x 105 =

    • @mareremamare
      @mareremamare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I was also quite shocked when I realized it is a British weapon, the second I saw the title

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +
      Mattias Åkesson
      Yeeeesssssss, a proper BRrrrrritissssccchhh marrrrvaaloussss weapon. Yeeehheeeessss

  • @Ashcombeguy
    @Ashcombeguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    8:10 It was my understanding that they didn’t “use up all the oxygen”, so much as they suffocated people with toxic fumes; notably carbon monoxide. I think Ian from Forgotten Weapons mentions it in one of his flamethrower videos.

    • @rbd6502
      @rbd6502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i think that was meant for caves where theres usually only one way in/out, if and when u blast said only entrance with flames long enoughyou will asphyxiate

    • @joh5557
      @joh5557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There is also no vacuum created after oxygen is "burned out", at least not necessarily. It depends on the fuel and, consequently, combustion products.

    • @JMD501
      @JMD501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ya I am pretty sure that Ian was talking about Vietnam also where their bunkers were dug into the dirt and didn't really have good ventilation.

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was my understanding that they didn’t “use up all the oxygen”, so much as they drove people inside out into the open on fire and screaming where they could be easily gunned down.

    • @TheAtmosfear7
      @TheAtmosfear7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SirAntoniousBlock Jesis christ that’s grim

  • @PredatorChieftain
    @PredatorChieftain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "If anyone's looking out the front of their tank and they see a man coming towards them with a Panzerfaust they are bound to object." - Lindybeige 2019

    • @humdrumvideositalia165
      @humdrumvideositalia165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Read this as he said it, man was it strange

    • @humdrumvideositalia165
      @humdrumvideositalia165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Enclave Soldier :c

    • @rmbzbrenden7739
      @rmbzbrenden7739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Enclave Soldier or not

    • @burningchrome70
      @burningchrome70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His understatements are delivered perfectly XD

    • @pogwog5309
      @pogwog5309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pheonix whrite, or whatever his name is just pops out the top, goes "OBJECTION", does the pointy thing, and fires the main gun

  • @ZacharyReaper
    @ZacharyReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    I swear, I could hear this man rant for hours and would still be entertained.

    • @volatile7129
      @volatile7129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zachary Reaper but u couldn’t watch this vid b4 u commented

    • @ZacharyReaper
      @ZacharyReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@volatile7129 so? What's wrong with that

    • @ploppyploppy6554
      @ploppyploppy6554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Old lindy is pretty interesting . Ask him to read a shopping list , I would listen .

    • @BernardTheMandeville
      @BernardTheMandeville 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@volatile7129 Eeeh I can do typing and watching at the same time. And I'm not even a woman.

    • @jbmst1450
      @jbmst1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is overrated

  • @SvenTviking
    @SvenTviking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Got to speak to a crocodile crewman once. Served from Normandy right into Germany. Now after the war he worked for a construction company whose CEO was General Sir Brian Horrocks, his old commander. He once had to drive the general around various building projects and at one point Horrocks asked him what he did in the war. “Churchill crocodiles” he replied. “Oh, I don’t know how you could have used that weapon” says Horrocks.
    “Well sir, It’s because you ordered me to!” “Oh! I suppose I did!”

    • @jaybot303functionerror4
      @jaybot303functionerror4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      SvenTviking my grandfather was a radio operator in them, they were all given the option to move to a different unit few did.
      Brave blokes who unfortunately had to deal with dug in forces usually SS they would fire the liquid first & warn the opposing forces the next fire would be the flame element.
      He won the military medal in Lingen in 45, still have his campaign map from D Day to Germany brave men as if captured they would be shot.

    • @Fredfredbug4
      @Fredfredbug4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What a British moment

    • @QueueWithACapitalQ
      @QueueWithACapitalQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fucking halarious that the general forgot that he ordered people to use something then asked them how they could use it(implying it wasn’t good)

    • @wahidtrynaheghugh260
      @wahidtrynaheghugh260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s hilarious

    • @BobSmith-dk8nw
      @BobSmith-dk8nw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "And mightily bored they'll be"
      th-cam.com/video/q3wnJqkYPpw/w-d-xo.html
      General Sir Brian Horrocks
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Horrocks
      .

  • @LintonHerbert
    @LintonHerbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    There was a number I wish you had included. Given that 90% of victories involving attacks with crocodiles were victories, how often were attacks without crocodiles victories?

    • @lord_narnia359
      @lord_narnia359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If im understanding what you mean, attacks without crocodiles would differ from where, when and what units were used to attack. This would also depend on strategies of various commanders.

    • @BenjaminEmm
      @BenjaminEmm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well that one is easy! The other 10% of course!
      I jest

    • @gwoody4003
      @gwoody4003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would say the 10% of them where the Crocodile couldn't get close enough or was disabled before it got within range.
      Like Lloyd said, even the most fanatic SS Deathtrooper would tend to split or surrender after being soaked in Kerosene jelly. And just witnessing a 120 yard stream of flame would make anyone wonder how important to the big picture defending the current position really is.
      A Crocodile at night would be awesome and terrifying to see. Fire is a primal fear, even creatures that have never seen fire or cannot comprehend fire are inherently frightened by it.

    • @thebenevolentsun6575
      @thebenevolentsun6575 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@lord_narnia359I think his point is that when crocodiles were in use most battles ended in victories anyway.
      The statistic isn't very informative because It might be that 95% of battles not involving crocodiles were victories.

    • @user-qs7gx7rp7m
      @user-qs7gx7rp7m 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How many surrendered for fear of reptiles?

  • @thekidkrow
    @thekidkrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    A reasonably fast lorry with a flamethrower sounds terrifying

    • @dcbanacek2
      @dcbanacek2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Put a snowplow on the front and you don't even need to use the flamethrower all that much.

    • @Ginge2820
      @Ginge2820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sounds like a Top Gear episode with The Stig

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Mad Max music intensifies*

    • @blackirish781
      @blackirish781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dcbanacek2 Don't give the "migrants" ideas!

    • @LucasCunhaRocha
      @LucasCunhaRocha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It actually is, think like a firefighter truck but instead of water you have flammable liquid.

  • @Xehemoth
    @Xehemoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The Bagpipe/Longbow combo had a perfect kill/death ratio. statistically that was the best. ironically, it was also a Churchhill that wielded it.

    • @jackmack1061
      @jackmack1061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol, i'll give you that.

    • @robertpayne2717
      @robertpayne2717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mad Jack reference forgot to mention Broadsword

    • @zappawench6048
      @zappawench6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very good!

    • @sebastianahrens2385
      @sebastianahrens2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd make an argument that it was the Churchill wielding them who was the actual weapon.

    • @terryharris1291
      @terryharris1291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The New Zealand Maori Haka and New Zealand bayonets.Mad Jack Churchill and Lord Lovat ,two top weapons too.

  • @damon2098
    @damon2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    I came here thinking Lloyd was going to try be clever and talk about the effectiveness of propaganda or radar and used the term 'weapon' as a sort of misdirection. Nope.
    B I G S H O O T Y S H O O T Y F I R E T A N K

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A late war weapon, at that, when the war was already basically won, and German soldiers wanted to surrender to the first Allies they could on the Western front so they wouldn't get sent to the Eastern front to get slaughtered.

    • @impguardwarhamer
      @impguardwarhamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      to be fair, he talks about its main advantage being a psychological one

    • @johnburns4017
      @johnburns4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fakecubed
      Tell my uncles that.

    • @Flight_of_Icarus
      @Flight_of_Icarus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fakecubed Well they should have thought about that when they started marching into foreign countries, now shouldn't they?

    • @ParanoidMaster
      @ParanoidMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Flight_of_Icarus Just the same like every single Us-Soldier thought about his mission before Iraq? Ok, copy that. ..oh wait..

  • @MrEliteJustin
    @MrEliteJustin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I have to admit, I'm intrigued by your creative thinking ability of not only making valid points and then defending them but generally doing so in a single video... and most of the time in a single clip... You'd defiantly be someone I'd love to drink a beer (or few) at a bar with!

    • @thebenevolentsun6575
      @thebenevolentsun6575 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I get the strong impression that Lindy isn't very pleasant to be around

  • @jaybot303functionerror4
    @jaybot303functionerror4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My Grandfather was a Croc radio operator in "A"SQUADRON 141
    ROYAL ARMOURED CORPS
    He won a military medal for bravery under fire in Lingen in 1945.
    Under fire the Flame thrower gunner behind behind him somehow triggered his weapon lighting up the fuel container behind my grandfather’s Churchill.
    The officer was overwhelmed by the smoke so he got out the Croc still under fire and managed to somehow sever the flamethrower fuel connection between the carrier unit & the main tank.
    He managed to press home the assault get the officer to medics, taking control of squadron.
    For years we could find nothing other than his mention in dispatch’s about how he won his medal.
    I am glad the dangerous role of croc crews is finally being shared he fought a lot of SS units who would not surrender & the war changed him greatly,
    I am very proud of his service record & he volunteered for a very dangerous role with croc crew often executed if caught,

    • @jaybot303functionerror4
      @jaybot303functionerror4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John King Really John, the Germans viewed it as an execution as the crew’s used weapons they deemed illegal in the west, in all the sources I have read the term used is executed.
      Allied soldiers used the same term when killing caught snipers,
      It was a common term in the war.
      forum.axishistory.com/viewtopic.php?t=134806
      tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/gb/churchill-crocodile
      www.ww2incolor.com/forum/showthread.php/5530-Execution-of-Crocodile-Tank-Crews

    • @jaybot303functionerror4
      @jaybot303functionerror4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John King
      My GrandFather fought the Nazi’s & was award a the Military Medal for Bravery.
      He served alongside crews which were captured then executed, it was still murder.
      My point was that I used the correct terminology for what happened to the captured croc tank crews.
      Germans executing them is the correct terminology, as they where murdered in the style of an execution.
      wikidiff.com/execution/murder
      The Nazi’s did this to many different combatants Snipers, Comando’s, Russian Political officers.
      By saying factual events happened I am not defending the Nazi’s in anyway who my Grandfather fought & my Grandmother brother died fighting in Greece.

    • @nurox3
      @nurox3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone would execute a captured Croc tanker. You would too. You just didn't smell one yet.

  • @dedrat_
    @dedrat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    2:34 It's a firetruck... But the opposite

    • @biospider4984
      @biospider4984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It's a watertruck!

    • @Halexar
      @Halexar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It's a firetruck, but literally.

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Firetrucks should be called watertrucks lol

    • @mellon6804
      @mellon6804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      451

    • @FoamingPipeSnakes
      @FoamingPipeSnakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mellon6804 Came here to say that

  • @murraylewis5690
    @murraylewis5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Recruit: "They have a flamethrower!" Sergeant: "Steady, Lads, stand your ground... Lads? where did everyone go?"

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Recruit: "They have a Bob Semple tank!!"
      Sarge: "Steady, lads. Stand your ground. Lads...?? Where did everyone go?!?"
      Recruits: "We´ll be right back, sarge! Need to grab a selfie with that thing, before our line turns it into swiss cheese!"
      Sarge: "Wait!! I´m coming! I want to give my condolences to the crew!"
      Plot twist: Bob Semple tank has a flame thrower. It´s barbecue time.

    • @matthewirvine1361
      @matthewirvine1361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Biden_is_demented plot twist twist. Not only does it have a flame thrower but it has a rear extension similar to a crocodile's bowzer that allows it to perform to the same effect. And just to make things worse a modified vision port disguises a 6 pounder anti tank gun somehow

  • @marcusbryan8384
    @marcusbryan8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I work for East Midlands Ambulance Service and a few years ago I took an old chap into hospital who was on a Crocadile. He claimed that his tank was very old and they always had problems getting the pressure right in order to fire the flame thrower. They captured a German engineer called Gunthar who couldn't speak English but he knew how to get the pressure right. They captured him in Paris and kept him with the tank from that point on until the end of the war.

    • @raypitts4880
      @raypitts4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      german technology

    • @vsiegel
      @vsiegel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's scary, but I think and hope that he was more motivated on the British or American side.

    • @jasonhenry8067
      @jasonhenry8067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That sounds like a plot from a WW2 tv series

    • @zulubeatz1
      @zulubeatz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Great story. Definitely knew what side his toast was buttered on.

    • @xx6489
      @xx6489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmm

  • @runswithbears3517
    @runswithbears3517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Okay, this 90% statistic is being a bit misrepresented here. This statistic is very much tied to the phase of the battle in which crocodile tanks were used. Flamethrowers were (and are) used to attack infantry in heavily dug-in positions. These sorts of infantry positions are generally the very last to be destroyed, after all the anti-tank guns, tanks, etc, which were simply easier/bigger targets. In other words, by the time flamethrowers entered the field, the fight was generally already won and it was simply a matter of clearing out the last pockets of resistance which logically will center around those places which were most heavily fortified. This also explains why the crocodile urged many soldiers to surrender; the battle was already lost.
    This doesn't detract from the crocodile's effectiveness (though, I hesitate to call it "the most effective weapon of WWII), but it does put the statistics you shared in a different light.

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "The most effective *cleanup crew weapon in WWII"
      Fixed it, tank mod still good

    • @akaviri5
      @akaviri5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Also, although the attacker is at a disadvantage with equal forces, he has the advantage of choosing his engagement. You would usually only attack a fortified position when you are confident you can win.

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "The finest janetorial mobility device in WW2"

    • @Elmarby
      @Elmarby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I cannot agree with you here. The 79th Armoured's Crocs were at the very tip of the spear. They were called in specifically to crack the German strong points (by this stage usually fortified villages) so the main advance could then push through relatively unhindered. So by no means mopping up fortified positions after the fight was all but won but instead taking out the most formidable positions early in the fight.

    • @runswithbears3517
      @runswithbears3517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Elmarby "At the tip of the spear" in this context does not mean that such units were the first to enter combat. It means they were supporting the main drive.
      The idea that a tank could close to within a hundred meters of the 'most formidable positions' to take them out early in the fight, is an oxymoron.

  • @jimmyw7530
    @jimmyw7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    27 to 1 surrender to casualty ratio! It is essentially a “humanitarian” weapon. So terrifyingly effective it causes the enemy to immediately surrender.
    “It pays to advertise” Brilliant!

    • @oliversmith9200
      @oliversmith9200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Gerald Miller Yes. That is an exceptional, grave, and awesome deviation from the norm. One still worth morning over for both sides. A history worth remembering.

    • @oliversmith9200
      @oliversmith9200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Is the lesson on war winning tools here a sufficient rational to develop giant robot fighting machines alla anime mecha? Perhaps one with an equally giant flaming sword, lazer fingernails, and rocket boobs? If we must be warlike, I urge consideration for the sake of saving lives.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Gerald Miller
      Because they asked them to surrender in the wrong way.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Succubus Chan
      Weird thing is that when the americans tried to "convince" Japanese soldiers into surrendering by threatening them with flamethrowers alla "we know your on those caves, we know you're running out of amo, surrender or we will send in the flamethrowers" nearly no one surrendered.
      When they told other Japanese soldiers in similar situations that they clearly did everything that could be expected of them and that their emperor couldn't reasonably blame them if they gave up now, many more soldiers surrendered. Still a minority of the soldiers over all but appealing to their pride worked a lot better than appealing to their will to live.

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gerald Miller well, there weren't Crocodiles in the Pacific theatre either

  • @TrojanManSCP
    @TrojanManSCP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Fire protection engineer on the “asphyxiation” thing:
    Reports of enemy soldiers “suffocating” after a flame attack are likely true, but misdiagnosed. In a confined space (bunker, pillbox, etc), a fire of that magnitude will not drop the oxygen supply so low as to be lethal. Liquid petroleum stops burning at around 15%O2 in the air, while human life is technically sustainable at around 10-12%. However, it will raise the air temperature to the point where it will cause rapid burns, blisters, and swelling to the upper respiratory tract. These soldiers, who may not have been directly exposed to the flame, were still dead/dying because their windpipes were sufficiently damaged that they couldn’t breathe. They may not even have shown much physical damage externally (and of course very few autopsies were performed), leading to the common misconception.

    • @bockmaker
      @bockmaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Any truth to the rumor of thermobaric weapons (fuel-air explosives) pulling the air from the lungs and that causes death? Or would that be related to the damage of upper respiratory tract and confused by cause if death?

    • @TrojanManSCP
      @TrojanManSCP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bockmaker Probably not. In any event, simply expelling air from the lungs doesn’t usually cause injury (eg brief exposure to vacuum). More likely, it’s the pressure wave which causes overpressure/blast injury, and that may have the appearance of “knocking the wind out.”

    • @G0ldbl4e
      @G0ldbl4e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's carbon monoxide poisoning. Same thing that kills you if you run an engine or have any other fire in an enclosed, poorly ventilated space.

    • @Mr_Soleo
      @Mr_Soleo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My immediate thought on the topic, though I'll default to your expertise, was that it could have been asphyxiation due to the high smoke volume in the air. I can't imagine the ventilation in the bunkers would have been effective at dispersing smoke, and because it likely happened very quickly, there could have been very little time to react before passing out. My father works with some harsh chemicals (mainly very concentrated chlorine) and has been knocked out a few times by a single puff to the face of the stuff.

    • @itsapittie
      @itsapittie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm a retired military physician and I can tell you with near certainty that you are correct. The hot air badly scorched the upper airways causing them to immediately spasm. The burns immediately caused blistering and sloughing of the airway linings, the airways couldn't work, and the unfortunate soldiers suffocated because they couldn't inhale. The fact that they suffocated probably gave rise to the myth that they died because the air was "sucked out" of the environment, which admittedly sounds plausible to people with little medical training.

  • @alangriffin8146
    @alangriffin8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    “Advertising”: we had a particular threat of Russian AT grenades wielded by Iraqi insurgents when I was deployed.
    The OG grenade had a parachute to point the shaped charge downwards into the thinly armored turret tops of American tanks.
    The insurgents removed the parachute and, in urban areas, would just huck the thing straight into the sides of passing MRAPs (at close range from behind jersey barriers) hoping the angle would be right for the charge to penetrate.
    Our countermeasure was advertising. We’d tighten up convoys for more density in cities, for concentration of fire. The gunners would wield an M4 and, instead of wheeling the turret around, would be sweeping their rifle around to imply that they were covering a wide range.
    This had the effect of putting opportunists at bay by seemingly being able to turn and fire quicker. And it worked. We had a kid chuck one that landed short and blew out the tires on a vic, but that was it.
    The irony is, that even at 6’3”, I could not actually aim my rifle over the top of a turret shield. It was just too high. But, I could point the barrel, and I guess that was enough.
    Incidentally, some enemies thought that our dark Oakley eye protection had x-ray vision. Perception certainly matters. Shame we wasted all that in the end.

    • @zulubeatz1
      @zulubeatz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So True. Thank you anyway.

    • @EmergencyChannel
      @EmergencyChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How do you feel about Afghanistan falling within a few weeks and Biden's botched withdrawal?

    • @zulubeatz1
      @zulubeatz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@EmergencyChannel Is it Bidens?
      “I started the process, all the troops are coming home, they (Biden) couldn’t stop the process. 21 years is enough. They (Biden) couldn’t stop the process, they (Biden) wanted to but couldn’t stop the process.”
      D.Trump
      Get a memory

    • @jboss119
      @jboss119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zulubeatz1 and even after all that it was still joe biden who botched the withdrawal according to almost everyone left or right. Get over your cult... Its embarrassing.

    • @zulubeatz1
      @zulubeatz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jboss119 What cults that? Im not even from your culted up part of the world but i could see Trump cosing up to Putin a mile away. Treacherous shit. Like bresking up Nato. This is America first btw. This is what that means.

  • @AgentXA564
    @AgentXA564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    The longbow and claymore were the most effective ww2 weapons. They just needed the right man to use them.

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A mad man.

    • @siliconjim2554
      @siliconjim2554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This is your man: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

    • @bayardjohnson7239
      @bayardjohnson7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Go Mad Jack!!!

    • @chakatBombshell
      @chakatBombshell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You're still wrong it was Mad Jacks bagpipes and yell that killed all axis troops that heard it.

    • @bayardjohnson7239
      @bayardjohnson7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      chakatBombshell He’s the sole reason the brits didn’t build nukes, he was more powerful then a hydrogen bomb

  • @RandyKalff
    @RandyKalff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "The most effective weapon of World War Two"
    Me: "Flamethrower?"
    Lloyd: "A tank flamethrower"
    Well, that works, too.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, the thumbnail gave it away.

    • @RandyKalff
      @RandyKalff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fds7476
      I thought "flamethrower" when I read just the title in my notifications.

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Normal flamethrowers tended to turn the user into a dead person. They were very popular targets, the churchill just adds that little bit of protection against small arms fire.

    • @RandyKalff
      @RandyKalff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@falcovg2
      Of course, but I didn't know flamethrower tanks were actually a used weapon of the time.
      Besides, outside of the tank variant, flamethrowers were arguably the best weapon, albeit also the most dangerous to even just carry.

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RandyKalff no they are very situational weapons, a flamethrower is great for clearing fortifications, but the range is very limited, so anyone with just a pistol is going to outrange you, nevermind proper infantry equipment.

  • @nasanasa3
    @nasanasa3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The change to nitrogen from air was probably to ensure that any potential ignition source didn't turn the trailer on your tank into a very excitable thermobaric bomb.

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That, and potentially to aid in pressure stabilization. Nitrogen is significantly more stable with varying temperature than normal air (which has moisture in it), so it could help with maintaining normal operation in situations when the tanks get hot (for example through the sun warming them up).

    • @MrDmitriRavenoff
      @MrDmitriRavenoff 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should have been weaponized earlier.

    • @collateralpigeon2151
      @collateralpigeon2151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All gasses follow the same rules. Air is mostly nitrogen anyway. Not that matters. O2 will expand the same amount nitrogen will in a closed system when heat is applies. All gasses work this way.

    • @timberwolf1575
      @timberwolf1575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@collateralpigeon2151 To a degree that is true. But not exactly. Water and carbon dioxide are definitely less than ideal gases. Both of them do funny things when pressurized and decompressed.
      Another issue with water vapor being compressed and used to propel the fuel is that it requires more energy to change temperature/pressure. So as it decompresses during expansion, it cools off a lot. This leaves you with two problems, forming ice and cooling limited expansion. To address both problems, you have to reduce the rate of fire to allow the system to warm up again. If you have ever used one of those air duster cans for a couple of seconds and felt the can cool or even begin icing on the outside, you can start to get an idea of the problems involved. Even a relatively small amount of water in the compressed air would be meaningful pain in the backside, just having it rob heat as it expanded would cool off the propellant gas a lot and reduce the rate of expansion. Basically, if you fired too much too fast, you'd end up with an enforced "cool down" period as the system warmed up again.

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The solution to fighting the Churchill crocodile is obviously the big thing on the back that. Clearly any Germans with a brain would go “Hey look the ammo for the flame thrower” and if they where even in a tiny 3.7 cm German tank gun FROM THE START OF THE WAR could penetrate the boiler from 500 meters MORE than enough to stay out of its firing range, even if it didn’t explode the ammo would soon leak, but if the gunner knew what they where doing they could use AP-HE and could pen the boiler and cause an explosion destroying the entire thing!!! (Actually maybe not the Churchill might survive the explosion emphasis on “might”) the modern gun the Germans had at the time the pak 40 could also do the same thing and might be able to pen the Churchill it’s self...
      yea ignoring most of what the Germans had sure it’s is the most effective weapon in the war that’s why they use them so mu- NOT... if the flaws I mentioned didn’t exist (like say adding an inch more armor on the boiler increasing it from 25 mm to 50mm an alright amount of armor) than maybe it would have seen combat more...

  • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
    @rooseveltbrentwood9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    The most effective weapon?
    “My Dog has no nose.”
    “Then How does he smell?”
    For your own protection I cannot tell you any more.

    • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612
      @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      10 Misteries scientists never gonna solve

    • @acorgiwithacrown467
      @acorgiwithacrown467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hm i dont get it

    • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
      @rooseveltbrentwood9654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      corgidog th-cam.com/video/U4VjZKPjxnE/w-d-xo.html

    • @roberthopwood3758
      @roberthopwood3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ich sprech, Ich sprech, Ich sprech.
      Mein hund er hat nicht nasen...

    • @billd.iniowa2263
      @billd.iniowa2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the most effective M.P.F.C skits ever! I laughed so hard I split a gut. Nearly killed me!

  • @tuomopoika
    @tuomopoika 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Infantry escort? Why would the tanks need that?
    - Kirill Meretskov 1939

    • @kireta21
      @kireta21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Just Soviet thing apparently. My coworker told me story from his village in current day Ukraine, about very short battle between Soviet tanks and Polish border defense. Apparently upon realising Poles have no anti-tank ordinance, Soviet commander drove right into their positions, expecting them to surrender. They didn't, and spearhead was wiped out in resulting melee.

    • @villehammar7858
      @villehammar7858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The British in North Africa thought the same way, until a few too many encounters with AT-guns.

    • @BIIGtony
      @BIIGtony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You don't even have to go back to 1939. That is still very common today in the middle east, that's how Turkey gets their nice german tanks blown up. The Saudis also lost a bunch of lone Abrams out in the nowhere without any support.

    • @TheGhostofCarlSchmitt
      @TheGhostofCarlSchmitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh you😉

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@villehammar7858 Ofcourse Operation Crusader made that horrible mistake (but you only have to have make a few less mistakes pull out a win from the enemy, you know, so it evens out). But could you really say it was common misconception?

  • @m0rtez713
    @m0rtez713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "They would go up to 80 yards and then open fire. Quite literally in this case." favourite

    • @perperson199
      @perperson199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best laugh of the day

    • @ohmiderzweite5660
      @ohmiderzweite5660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "more literaly than normal" amazing

    • @skepticalbadger
      @skepticalbadger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gunfire is also literally fire (it just happens to include a projectile). That's why we say 'open fire' in the first place, and why it's incorrect to say that you are 'firing' an arrow unless you are literally using fire arrows.

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skepticalbadger No shit Sherlock.

    • @kimepp2216
      @kimepp2216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny how the Churchill doesn't get mentioned much when these forums discuss allied armour. They were good solid pieces of equipment.

  • @MichaelEdelman1954
    @MichaelEdelman1954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I would argue for the 155mm radar fused artillery shell. Artillery is the great killer of the battle field, and above ground burst made it much more effective.

    • @brucebartup6161
      @brucebartup6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      called the VT fuze or proximity fuze
      th-cam.com/video/6-D592VR4RU/w-d-xo.html

    • @johnathonholbrook4041
      @johnathonholbrook4041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most effective weapons not the munitions.

  • @oldmanwinter3597
    @oldmanwinter3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You get it on the second squirt.. After zeroing in on the slit..."

  • @Adumb_
    @Adumb_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    surely it's the Katana, can slice a spandau in half. Or is that meme dead?

    • @vulkanofnocturne
      @vulkanofnocturne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I used to resurrect long-dead memes like you, then I took an arrow to the knee...

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not more dead than the German's would've been had they declared war against the Japanese. America just got lucky that all the Samurai and Ninja were away at war in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Otherwise they would've sliced those Nukes in half.

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nedisahonkey isnt that how Little Boy and Fat Man worked? By splitting their atoms? The Katana would add to the kinetic energy of the blast exponentially.

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nedisahonkey The only thing worse is if you tried to end the bombs rightly with an unscrewed pommel. If you think about it, Fat Man was an upscaled unscrewed pommel. If you whip out a katana, you may instead unravel the strands of space-time and un-make the world.

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidtuttle7556 I was going to make a joke about that but technically the fact that the Manhattan project was a cover story for Japanese American Samurais training for years to hone their craft is still technically a government secret.
      Well that and I thought about joking about how the US treated Japanese Americans during the war is in bad taste. Especially where I'm from.

  • @Alexontheradio
    @Alexontheradio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The Unaware: “no one could make a 44 min video about historical weaponry riveting throughout!”
    Lindybeige: “Hold my Lindyhop”

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't he do it while dancing if he had a suitable angle.

    • @barrylucas505
      @barrylucas505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hear! Hear!

    • @Arcanefungus
      @Arcanefungus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Ends up sidetracking 29 times*

    • @Gstrangeman96
      @Gstrangeman96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is a thinly disguised 45 minutes of british propaganda.

    • @SuperGamerGreg
      @SuperGamerGreg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ending took me by surprise. I could have kept listening for another 45 mins.

  • @genericfakename8197
    @genericfakename8197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    A 44 minute long video of unrelenting British bias? My day is made.

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And yet where is the lie?

    • @98765zach
      @98765zach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wierdalien1 not a lie perhaps, but perhaps a not fully accurate one. The Crocodile is a heavily specialized tank that saw relatively little combat when compared to it's own non-flame churchill brethren. Even the AVRE version saw more action. Flamer tanks seem cool but they dont serve much of purpose, the Americans used them quite heavily in the pacific, burning the Japanese jungle emplacements, and even then, the infantry STILL had to go in later. The Crocodile also ran out of fuel very quickly, and then it was just an undergunned churchill dragging a trailer. The crocodile would not be part of a main assault, it was basically a cleanup vehicle, sent in when the only enemies left were dug in infantry. Flames are bad for enemy morale, sure, but so is a normal churchill when they have nothing left to kill it.

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@98765zach yeah but when it was used it was extremely effective. Whereas most tools will have failure rates. (I mean so does this) you arent wrong it didnt see much service. But is more effective? Amoxillin or imipenam?
      Amoxcillin is the frontline penicillin of choice these days and used by millions of people everyday. Imipenam is reserved for severe resistant bacteria and so doesnt see anywhere near the use.

    • @98765zach
      @98765zach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wierdalien1 maybe sure but the most effective tools of war from the era still exist. Nuclear weapons from the atom bomb, fighter jets from the early ones, mbts from the medium heavy hybrid tanks, even assault rifles. If the flame tank was the most effective tool of ww2, shouldn5 we still use them?

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@98765zach tools can be context dependant and be highly effective indeed most are. (Plus he mentioned all those options as contenders). What is a more effective tool? A torque wrench or a straight spanner? When do you see battles with pillboxes occuring now?
      And to some degree we do still use fire, napalm and thermobaric devices doing most of the role of a flamethrower (with flame (ok i know thermobarics don't rely on their flame front))

  • @nguyen-vuluu3150
    @nguyen-vuluu3150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i like how the flaming tank was so cool it scared combatants into surrendering, thus the whole gimmick was just showing how cool the flaming tank was and that was it lol

  • @5chr4pn3ll
    @5chr4pn3ll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Not watched yet but I somehow suspect that this weapon will be British.
    *Edit: Well that was a short wait xD

  • @jackeyboy6538
    @jackeyboy6538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I’m a simple man I see a lindybeige video, I *genuinely listen to his points and think about what he has to say*

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow an actual clever variation on a meme I never found funny in the first place let alone upon its 1000th usage. Bravo.

    • @remalm3670
      @remalm3670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... When it comes to the Taliban, you have to kill them because of thier willingness to die for thier cause (bringing about the 'End Times' and for going judgment for thier sins in this world, Paradise here on earth for the 'believer' and judgment for the Kafir and Tafir)
      He's logic has limitations...

    • @pizza-for-mountains
      @pizza-for-mountains 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nedisahonkey Wow, somebody finally didn't reply with 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@remalm3670 I think you're confusing the Salafi Groups in the Middle East and North Africa with the Taliban. There is some overlap but the Taliban are mostly motivated by an interest in resisting foreign occupation. They have a similar veiw of Sharia but not identical. And it's important to note that most Taliban fighters are illiterate in Dari or Pashto, let alone Arabic so they tend to take whatever their Tribe leaders and Madrassa teachers say at face value. Whereas a group like Isis is composed of comparatively well educated urbanites (including most famously Mujahideen from countries outside their heartland) who at least have a passing knowledge of other less extreme views of Islam but have gravitated to the extreme Salafi form. Both groups have objectivley bad stated goals and ruthless killers in leadership positions along with devoted rank and file that are willing to die for the promise of paradise, but in my opinon (and most Islamic studies authorities) Isis and other Salafi groups represent a much more insidious threat. That being said i think its important to note that fundamentally most soldiers are fighting for the man next to them and a perceived defense of nation or culture more than any sense of malice or inherent wickedness. Not to mention these insidious Salafi groups are largely patronized by our own alleged ally Saudia Arabia, much as the Taliban are supported by Pakistan. America is fighting itself in a way with these wars and they're certainly not cut and dry good vs. Evil. Anyways not really sure why you posted this in this comment thread to begin with.

    • @remalm3670
      @remalm3670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nedisahonkey ... The composition of the Taliban has changed over the decades. When we went to war in Aphganistan, they were referred to as Arab-Aphgans. They were the foreign muslims that came to fight the Russian and then establish the next Caliphate. They were able to subdue most of the Aphgan tribes and implement strict Sharia law and harbor jihadist that were going to overthrow secular muslim governments and replace them with Sharia compliant ones allied to thier established Caliphate. Then resuming the muslim crusades to bring about thier 'End Times' and having Paradise established on earth. When Bin Laden kicked this crusade off, the rest is history. We defeated the Arab-Aphgan Taliban; however, Bush made the fatal error of trying to centralize power in a Aphgan centralized government instead of letting the War Lords run things, we became 'invaders' at that point. The Aphgans wanted the Arab-Aphgan out. We and the Aphgans killed a lot of Arab-Aphgans; however, we unified them with our one world nation buildig program. Obama came a long and protected this arrangement (protecting the new alliance and hamstringing US forces while supporting the one world government of Bush 43, to unify and strengthen the new Taliban). So things have changed some ... just not the end game ...

  • @matthewarens9666
    @matthewarens9666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Lindy aught to be paid more by his sponsors, his adverts for them are longer than the adverts they pay for before videos, and I'd reckon Lindy is significantly more convincing.

  • @Mindmanual1
    @Mindmanual1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Thank you for the battlefield history of Tank flame throwers. As a young boy, I watched 8mm film taken by my father Lt.Col. Phillip Denton RE responsible for developing the weapon of Tank flame throwers under trial and development in Canada. What you say about the capable distance of flaming is interesting. In the trials on film, it is clear they were capable of flaming to a distance in excess of 200yeards, possibly up to 300yards. One thing I understand was another strategy of putting down an intense smokescreen for advancing troops. The trials did this by laying down a wet blast and then lighting it up. As a boy I became aware of the terror of this weapon of burning men to death. I am therefore heartened at what you said about , "advertising" thus encouraging soldiers to surrender rather than face a terrible death. Robert Paul Denton

  • @Potz4pizza
    @Potz4pizza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "At which they'd open fire... more literally than normal." The WIT :P

  • @Raikiir
    @Raikiir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    As soon as I saw the title in my sub box I thought:
    "This is going to be some british Invention and Lindy is going to hype the "sh*t out of it."
    Well, I was right. Your bias is strong Lindy.
    But I can't fault you as long as the videos are so entertaining.

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But where here is the lie?

    • @barrylucas505
      @barrylucas505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of my favorite Lindy things is the opportunity to be exposed to a different point of view about..well....everything. Lloyd is funny, witty, and painfully straightforward. It's more fun than any philosophy class I ever attended.

    • @pingusbror
      @pingusbror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wierdalien1 It's not a lie like his views on global warming. It's just a very subjective topic.

    • @gwtpictgwtpict4214
      @gwtpictgwtpict4214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pingusbror Subjective true, but he argues the point well :-)

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pingusbror his views on global warming?

  • @kffire12
    @kffire12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Is this why "Bowser" in Mario breathes fire?

    • @wrayday7149
      @wrayday7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Nah, because if it were, the Italians would of stomped all over it.

    • @BullScrapPracEff
      @BullScrapPracEff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @rvannooij
      @rvannooij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Bowser was the inventor of the first fuel pump. So his brandname got associated with tanks for fuel and water.

    • @foxtrotdelta225
      @foxtrotdelta225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      rvannooij I didn’t know this, I guess you learn something everyday. Thank you!

    • @Aerospace_Gaming
      @Aerospace_Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't be surprised

  • @dirt0133
    @dirt0133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ah, it was a more innocent age, when you could explain to children how a flamethrower killed men. Try that today and you'd probably be put away.
    LOVE the content as always.

  • @MerlijnDingemanse
    @MerlijnDingemanse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "At a 120 yards, that's when they started squirting at the enemy"
    ~LindyBeige, 2019

  • @girlbuu9403
    @girlbuu9403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "The weapon I'm going to suggest it was... is the crocodile"
    He is going to talk about the battle of Ramree! Oh boy oh boy!
    "No, flamethrower tank lol"
    YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

    • @orangejoe204
      @orangejoe204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haters think Ramree never happened. Or Jews did it.

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha, wow, I'd never heard of that one, but now we need Lindy to make a video about it!

    • @mercut1o
      @mercut1o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My dad fought at Ramree Island, but he never saw any crocodiles there (of either the tracked or 4-legged variety).

    • @girlbuu9403
      @girlbuu9403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mercut1o The event has absolutely been exaggerated.
      Even then, he wouldn't have seen them so much as the Japanese would have.

    • @موسى_7
      @موسى_7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orangejoe204 the latter is what I would love to hear explained. I'm actually an anti-zionist who follows the channel TruNews though no joke wallah!

  • @rokadamlje5365
    @rokadamlje5365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Using up the oxygen in some room does not create vacuum. It just replaces O2 with Co2. If anything the heated up gas takes more volume... Also CO2 and CO toxicity is significantly less than 20% that is the usual O2 concentration.

    • @brodieknight772
      @brodieknight772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not a complete vaccum, a partial vacuum. The produced CO2 is less dense than the air. That's why the egg in a bottle trick works. You know the one, when they put an egg at the mouth of a bottle with a lit match inside, the egg gets sucked in. It would be like that with the dirt at the edge of the trench.

    • @nesa1126
      @nesa1126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. Lol lindy...

    • @sgtspiffywiffy5799
      @sgtspiffywiffy5799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its all depends on the size of the flame/rate of combustion and size of the room but most importunity the amount of ventilation. if you have bad ventilation like say in a bunker or a ship then yes your going to die from suffocation, but good ventilation like a building with high ceiling and big double doors your going to die from the heat

    • @juangonzalez9848
      @juangonzalez9848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Brodie Knight
      That's not how that trick works. The air inside the bottle is heated by the flame, when the egg is placed on top the flame is extinguished due to lack of oxygen, then the air cools and creates a vacuum.

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @sbcontt YT Well, it has a higher density (e.g. higher molecule weight), but still contains the same amount molecules in a volume (assuming similar temperature and pressure).
      Within a bunker probably air is rushed in due to heated air is drawn out / raising out of the bunker.

  • @bobrobertson394
    @bobrobertson394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Object with a Bren gun”

  • @FakeSugarVillain
    @FakeSugarVillain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    -Sir we've made a weapon that spits fire
    -Cool! I shall name it The crocodile
    -But sir...
    -The crocodile, what a fantastic name

    • @LeonEvans_Guyver1
      @LeonEvans_Guyver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You see this hat, do you know what hat it is?
      Yes sir, it's the captains hat.
      Indeed, so what does that make me?
      The captain sir.
      Exactly. So what's this tank called?
      A crocodile sir 😒

    • @KelnelK
      @KelnelK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Marry Christmas call it the cdragon then

  • @derpimusmaximus8815
    @derpimusmaximus8815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    At 0:30, I'm guessing a Spandau that fires flaming katana pommels.
    EDIT: 0:40 OK, looks like I was wrong.

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didnt they make war-scythe bullets in .303 rifle for both the Bren and Sten?

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidtuttle7556 I might have seen a Bloke on the Range video on that subject, but I'm not sure.

    • @shaunbrender
      @shaunbrender 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does anyone call it a spandau? Those things were our ww1 machine guns, not the mg34 and mg42.

    • @derpimusmaximus8815
      @derpimusmaximus8815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shaunbrender the same reason I accused katanas of having flammable pommels, of course

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shaunbrender If you are serious, I think you've missed the most controversial thing Lloyd has ever ranted about. If not, you're sarcasm is to stealthy for me to detect. BRAVO!

  • @TN-xx4ih
    @TN-xx4ih 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    We all know it was the funniest joke that won us the war. I believe Monty Python did a brilliant documatary on the development of this deadly weapon

    • @sirborkington1052
      @sirborkington1052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Funniest joke mk 2, after the Chamberlain peace for our time mk1 joke was created.

    • @supernaut6660666
      @supernaut6660666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "awful."

    • @JanHgh
      @JanHgh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was all hushed up, when joke warfare was banned.

    • @monteharrison1478
      @monteharrison1478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Squad! Tell the...JOKE!"

    • @dbmail545
      @dbmail545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Fritz? That you?"
      "Ja!"
      Bang!
      "Tommy?"
      "Tommy's not here. That you, Fritz?"
      "Ja!"
      Bang!

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    120 yards of flame
    "Hey, I don't like the guy on the other end of the stadium. Let's set him on fire."
    T-O-A-S-T-Y

    • @psilvakimo
      @psilvakimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like 120 feet. That big tank of gas trailing the tank must have been a tempting target. I can't believe that a lot of them didn't go up in smoke. Any gun with tracer bullets would have blown it away.

    • @butcherybutcher8868
      @butcherybutcher8868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except a lot of them didn't go up in smoke-

    • @iainballas
      @iainballas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psilvakimo Don't quote me on this, but I believe that it was taken into consideration that enemies would aim for the fuel trailer. Hence why it was put at just enough distance that an explosion from it might not kill the crew.
      Then again, we're talking the same military that wanted to use incendiary bats on japan, so...

    • @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan
      @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iainballas Bat bomb were American. They were effective...
      At setting fire to the US base were they were being tested.
      FDR's lesson learned: Don't take military advice from your wife's dentist (yes, really)

  • @sibire8284
    @sibire8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Every second of squirt was an awful lot more gallons"

    • @TheContinuation
      @TheContinuation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bruh

    • @Zephyrmec
      @Zephyrmec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I find it hard to believe that they had reliable electrical systems, they were undoubtedly supplied by Lucas......

    • @jellekastelein7316
      @jellekastelein7316 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Matt Easton might be rubbing off on him.

  • @gazzaboo8461
    @gazzaboo8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I was so excited by the title and thinking to myself 'finally, the venerable battle taxi bren carrier get's it's turn In the spotlight as most effective weapon, not only of WW2, but perhaps of all time!' But no! A flame thrower... 😐
    Next time, brave little carrier, next time.

    • @sneezyanus6825
      @sneezyanus6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Bren was ranked as the 2nd most effective weapon though! It's in his video "spandau vs bren part two"

    • @chef2224
      @chef2224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe they did mount them on universal carriers, they were called wasps and very effective.

    • @taratiwadi1532
      @taratiwadi1532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously this man is more like a marketing executive who talks about his own product... Cant believe he is talking about a armoured truck thats also a flame thrower... What a load of shit

    • @Brave_Sir_Robin
      @Brave_Sir_Robin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@taratiwadi1532 you missed the part where he specifically stated that the vehicle you are referring to was for airfield defense. He mentioned it to note that the Churchill crocodile was not the first flame thrower equipped vehicle.

  • @eldorados_lost_searcher
    @eldorados_lost_searcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    A panzerfaust operator could easily get within effective range simply by deploying the Sir Lancelot Maneuver.
    Simply run over the nearest hill multiple times, seemingly never getting closer to the Churchill. This confuses the crew. They'll be especially perplexed when the panzerfaust operator suddenly pops up, yells, "Haha!" with extreme enthusiasm, and lets fly with his shaped charge.

    • @patrickholt2270
      @patrickholt2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A tactic easily stymied by deployment of the Killing Joke (which tank crew are typically immune to, since tank engines are so bloody loud).

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patrickholt2270
      Incorrect, sir! The Killing Joke is deployable by anyone, as long as the weilder doesn't understand it.

    • @bluesrocker91
      @bluesrocker91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eldorados_lost_searcher Apparently the Germans attempted to reverse engineer the Joke and create their own to use against us. Though of course, it failed miserably in practice due to Germans having little to no sense of humour of their own.

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Honestly, I can think of few things more terrifying than being on the receiving end of a heavy assault and seeing flamethrower weapons coming for you. Terrible way to die.

  • @notanimportantchannel4330
    @notanimportantchannel4330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "This book is useful in hand-to-hand combat"-25:05 I almost spat out my tea.

    • @SurajGrewal
      @SurajGrewal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Considering the quality of paper, it'll be bulletproof

  • @rasnac
    @rasnac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The moment I saw the question in the title, I knew 100% that it will be something British made, and most likely something tank-related. :D

    • @brownpcsuncedu
      @brownpcsuncedu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pun intended, I have no doubt :-).

    • @mikeromney4712
      @mikeromney4712 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...those 2 bombs, *WE* dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki......^^

  • @rickybindahoose6193
    @rickybindahoose6193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Haha love how there's just a random picture of Jeor 'fookin' Mormont on the wall amongst pictures of wildlife and nature. 😂

    • @rickybindahoose6193
      @rickybindahoose6193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @i have an evil laugh well, I obviously didn't catch that video, mate!

    • @ArjanTigchelaar
      @ArjanTigchelaar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, he IS known as "The Old Bear"

    • @freaki0734
      @freaki0734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rickybindahoose6193 Video is like 5 years old though ^^

    • @gracefool
      @gracefool 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freaki0734 3 years old: th-cam.com/video/cAuCa1uSO5U/w-d-xo.html

  • @patthecat6491
    @patthecat6491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is definitely in the top 3 of things I've seen on You Tube. I really enjoyed the delving into the psychological aspect of combat in regards to encouraging surrended.

  • @M.J.C.W.
    @M.J.C.W. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    TLDR. People dislike being set on fire.

  • @bastionunitb7388
    @bastionunitb7388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Imagine seeing a tank and being like
    "Oh shit it's an enemy tank"
    And then it soots a massive blast of flame at you
    That would be terrifying

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fritz: Hans?
      Hans: Ja?
      Fritz: Zey have ze *Flamenwerferpanzerkampfwagen!*
      Hans: Scheiße!

    • @98765zach
      @98765zach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For the short time it actually has fuel for sure. The problem with flamers is that they absolutely annihilate fuel storages and they end up as a less effective machine gun nest after a short combat sprint. They are rarely deployed anyway and when they are it is usually only to dog out entrenched infantry after AT guns and such are destroyed. Otherwise why drag an already slow tank with a massive vulnerable fuel trailer into a battle?

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@98765zach that was kind of the point of sticking it on a tank, they could project it yards away and carry tens of minutes of fuel when the tank would only need a few seconds of flame at a time

    • @98765zach
      @98765zach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AsbestosMuffins but it's not tens of minutes of fuel, it's not even five. Using flamethrowers requires longer pulls of the trigger to apply your firepower anyway, so it isnt 180 seconds of continuous death it's a few seconds each time to make sure the burning fuel actually gets there to do anything, especially from that 80 yard range.

    • @gwtpictgwtpict4214
      @gwtpictgwtpict4214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@98765zach Or a quick blast of fuel, flaming or not, to ask the question 'Do you want to burn to death in the next five minutes or not?' Fear of fire is a fairly fundamental thing to your average ape.

  • @ducomaritiem7160
    @ducomaritiem7160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Ian, from the "forgotten weapons" TH-cam channel had an interview with a flamethrower specialist.
    That man did state "the Carbon monoxide" did the killing, not the lack of oxygen.
    It seems poisoning with carbon monoxide is fast & instant.
    It was a very interesting video, that interview.

    • @gracefool
      @gracefool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Here it is: th-cam.com/video/ts55TNp1Fq4/w-d-xo.html

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does that make it technically a chemical weapon?

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@handsomebrick Probably not. the intended use is for burning people and things. I doubt they even knew that carbon monoxide was doing some of the killing at the time. Plus, burning can also kill very quickly. if the fuel lands on your neck, your carotid arteries would be instantly cauterized and the blood would coagulate. There's no bloodflow even making it to your brain, so the fact that you are breathing in carbon monoxide (which kills because it prevents blood from absorbing oxygen) is irrelevant. It would be like worrying about tomorrow's supper when your leg is blown off.

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isnt carbon monoxide poisoning just suffocation without the panic caused by excess c02?

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SOME of the killing - not all of it. I was actually a bit disappointed with that video, seemed some of it was sugar coated.

  • @niemandbestimmtes1809
    @niemandbestimmtes1809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hi Lindybeige, I am from germany and I am really impressed by your german pronunciation. English speaking people often have problems especially with the umlaute and the e at the end of words. But your "Fallschirmjäger" was flawless!! :)

  • @thomassutton3608
    @thomassutton3608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He really made a 44 minute video in one shot?!?! Impressive

  • @MrAranton
    @MrAranton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    What I learned from this: By properly defining "effective" any weapon can be declared to be the most effective....

    • @broyhan
      @broyhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I suggest the handgrenade for a new video.

  • @kylenetherwood8734
    @kylenetherwood8734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    A lot of people calling Lindy Beige predictable, because it's British, but did anyone expect the Crocodile?

    • @broyhan
      @broyhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, because its so stupid to make a flamethrower(-tank!) even an effective weapon in general...

    • @brownpcsuncedu
      @brownpcsuncedu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nobody expects the Crocodile Inquisition! Or...something like that... :-)

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brownpcsuncedu Our chief weapon is surprise. surprise and 120 ft of flame. two weapons: surprise and flame. and an ability to make nearly everyone surrender. our three weapons are surpise, flame, and...
      I'll come back in

    • @brucebartup6161
      @brucebartup6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@broyhan IF it's so stupid why didn't they all have them?

  • @smellthecoffee5314
    @smellthecoffee5314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can listen to this bloke all day - it's stopping me getting on with my work.
    The negative phycological effect of Apache helicopters and drones on insurgency conflicts that he discusses at the end was very interesting and not something many people would be aware of, I certainly wasn't and I have watched or read tons of this sort of content.
    Great stuff Lindybeige.
    Thanks.

  • @dennisbryan4100
    @dennisbryan4100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think the asphyxiation myth, which I also hear in my childhood, comes from the area bombings in WWII. After a bomb raid the rescue teams would find groups of dead people in cellars and makeshift shelters that weren't wounded in any way but were dead from asphyxiation due to the fires from the bombing.

    • @essenceofsuchness
      @essenceofsuchness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In the video Lloyd says that burning the oxygen in a bunker would create a vacuum that would pull in more oxygen. But oxygen consumed through combustion doesn't just vanish, it is reorganised into the products of the chemical reaction, for example carbon dioxide gas.

    • @sirsanti8408
      @sirsanti8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@essenceofsuchness and carbon dioxide is far better at killing you than just lack of oxygen alone

  • @LudvigIndestrucable
    @LudvigIndestrucable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "More literally than normal" - I'm keeping that

  • @sidgar1
    @sidgar1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Without watching first: Artillery
    I remember reading somewhere that artillery was responsible for over 80% of WWII casualties.

    • @TheMobiledoll
      @TheMobiledoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Artillery the King on the battlefield.

    • @bartomiej3389
      @bartomiej3389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @sidgar1 you've read it about WW1, not WW2

    • @andreassewell7413
      @andreassewell7413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Artillery was and is more effective when your enemy does not move.

    • @alexwilliamson1486
      @alexwilliamson1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Accounts of hardened SS troops being terrified of Allied artillery being unleashed on them in Normandy, accounts of men going mad, and remember, a lowly captain could call for Divisional arty at the call on the radio in 1944.

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's artillery in both wars. If you have no infantry left alive, then your shiny metal boxes look a bit less powerful.

  • @Raz.C
    @Raz.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Am I the ONLY one who was expecting/ hoping ol' Lindy woulda said "One-handed spear and shield!"

  • @DDankyKang
    @DDankyKang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    @Lindybeige 7:52
    AFAIK You can die of asphyxiation bc of the smoke the fire produces in a small room like a bunker. not because there is absolutely no oxygen in the room.

    • @brodieknight772
      @brodieknight772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about in a trench?

    • @Dumorimasoddaa
      @Dumorimasoddaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DankyKang I believe there are reports of Japanese bunkers being cleared due to the CO2 or CO produced by the flamethrowers used by marines. I can’t recall the specific battles though.

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You see CO and CO2 are both nice, but don't forget there are liquid flames everywhere and also there tends to be quite a lot of ammunition lying around.

    • @randallparker8477
      @randallparker8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When a person is scared, they breath harder. Imagine when the breath you take is several hundred degrees from a flamethrower, your lungs and throat no longer work... WALA, asphyxiation!

    • @Arcanefungus
      @Arcanefungus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But probably the fire is gonna do the job first...

  • @rollastoney
    @rollastoney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    As soon as he said flame throwing tank I was like nahhhhh, disagree. But still sat here and listened to his opinion. Still very entertaining and informative like always.
    Well done👍

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have to admit I was the same, Artillery was, and still is the King of the Battlefield, perhaps a little less these days, but certainly in WWII.

    • @emsnewssupkis6453
      @emsnewssupkis6453 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This video ignores all the tools the Russians used against the Nazis starting with the Battle of Stalingrad all the way to the Battle for Berlin. The US/Brits mostly did destruction from the air, the troops had little to fight compared to the huge, gigantic, epic battles raging like crazy on the Eastern Front.

  • @buggs9950
    @buggs9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Having a working Crocodile would be pretty cool. It would be an awesome 80 seconds, but 400 gallons of petrol? That's over £2k at the pump!

  • @DouglasParkinson
    @DouglasParkinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Don't shoot a Crocodile in the Bowser."

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm still not convinced, I'd rather be shooting at it than towing it if it exploded.

  • @douglasstrother6584
    @douglasstrother6584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    My first reaction to the title was, "This will start a flame war!"

  • @killerkonnat
    @killerkonnat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "The second squirt would go accurately straight through the slit"

    • @bluemountain4181
      @bluemountain4181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      15:03 "One thing they sometimes did was a wet squirt"

    • @Sean-ne3gx
      @Sean-ne3gx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They were very good at cracking particularly tough nuts

    • @stevedodd6773
      @stevedodd6773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluemountain4181 I guess I would, if faced by such a device.

    • @keithrose6931
      @keithrose6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah baby !

  • @johnkoch3176
    @johnkoch3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    It must have been an exceptionally terrifying weapon if it would cause the enemy to surrender knowing they would be eating ENGLISH cuisine! ;)

    • @jerribee1
      @jerribee1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      From what I've heard, German quisine was the wurst.

    • @The_sound_Of_Thunder
      @The_sound_Of_Thunder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fire or ? what the hell do they eat anyway? I'll go with fire, HOT! ok, ok, I'll try the shepherds pie something

    • @stevedodd6773
      @stevedodd6773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Marry Christmas They do if you start "Don't eat."

    • @samtownend6744
      @samtownend6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This stereotype is based on 1940s food anyway so fair enough

    • @FactoryofRedstone
      @FactoryofRedstone 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samtownend6744 Even if it is, it's still pretty bad food. I still don't know why you would ever overcook those peas.

  • @AThousandYoung
    @AThousandYoung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:08 The oxygen becomes carbon dioxide (or monoxide) keeping the air pressure constant. There is no vacuum. If anything the fumes from the fuel and splitting one 02 molecule into two CO molecules would create overpressure actively keeping oxygen out. There is no "back door" in tunnels and underground bunker complexes.

    • @Impreza-bj5jh
      @Impreza-bj5jh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how do you get in the room

    • @AThousandYoung
      @AThousandYoung 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Impreza-bj5jh Squirt some flamethrower fuel into a gun slit then ignite it

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AThousandYoung think he means that if there's no back door then how do the people get in? to which I would say maybe the front door? or a top hatch or something?

    • @AThousandYoung
      @AThousandYoung 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh of course there is a "front door" but it's generally locked on a fortification...sometimes it's underground tunnel connected to some other fortification.

    • @mawdeeps7691
      @mawdeeps7691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zwenkwiel816 Then you would be wrong

  • @AwestynJaxxxson
    @AwestynJaxxxson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great , lindybeige talking about 2 out of my 3 biggest fears
    1. Alligators
    2. Crocodiles
    3. Brain aneurysm

  • @21owlgirl72
    @21owlgirl72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "First squirt they circled the area till they found their target, second squirt went into the slit" X3

  • @chriscooke1224
    @chriscooke1224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Haven't watched the video yet. Is it the Bren by any chance? Or a Churchill. Or a spoon. (A British spoon).

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Got pretty close there

    • @barrylucas505
      @barrylucas505 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was great! Thank you. The replies are often the icing on the cake of a good video

    • @victoresan
      @victoresan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Those British spoons won us back the Falklands!

    • @tomleader7054
      @tomleader7054 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      An attractively engraved fish slice perchance?

    • @nathanielcowan3971
      @nathanielcowan3971 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nukes?

  • @ferdonandebull
    @ferdonandebull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When Ike was asked about the top three things that won the war he said.
    Transport plane, Higgins boats and bulldozers...
    Logistics win wars apparently...

    • @ArcticTemper
      @ArcticTemper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They do, but Lindy’s not arguing that the crocodile won the war, just that’s it’s the most combat effective weapon one group of soldiers could have to attack another.

    • @denniswalsh8476
      @denniswalsh8476 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems like they fogot about Liberty ships and later in the war, Victory ships (to a lesser extent).

  • @Rediblackdragon
    @Rediblackdragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Germany: jumping from planes will allow us to take out these air fields.
    UK: *laughs in Blood Angel*

    • @13jhow
      @13jhow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Laughs in Salamander, surely :)

    • @13jhow
      @13jhow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Pope Bentdick Cursory Google searching reveals that the only limit placed on incendiaries (including flamethrowers) by the Geneva Convention is against using them on civilians. Additionally, this protocol was not instituted until 1981. And why pick on the allies? The Axis powers all used flamethrowers as well.

    • @theappleeaters6844
      @theappleeaters6844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *STHEL RHEN*

    • @ObadiahtheSlim
      @ObadiahtheSlim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Pope Bentdick Germans used the Flammenwerfer 35 extensively in the early parts of the war to clear bunkers and trenches. Lindy even uses a picture of a German using one on the Russian Front. Their fuel shortage problems probably contributed to their falling out of favor as the war progressed.
      Italians used one during their war with Ethiopia. Italians had a light tank during the North African campaign, but it wasn't particularly effective.
      Are you some sort of Wehraboo? Because you are demonstrably wrong.

    • @13jhow
      @13jhow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ObadiahtheSlim His google-fu is so weak he can't even find wikipedia. Incidentally, the article there on flamethrowers is very well referenced. That aside, I do wonder why he picked a comment about Space Marines as the best place to comment about warcrimes.

  • @MrKeys57
    @MrKeys57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    MAGNIFICENT! - I barely can listen to a musicvideo 5 minutes, but could listen to Lindybeige all day long! - Levi from Finland

  • @zoesdada8923
    @zoesdada8923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The most effective weapon of war in general: mosquitos

    • @myparceltape1169
      @myparceltape1169 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quite so. RAF people passed them around to kill the weeds in their new gardens. (Flamethrowers, that is).
      Great fun.

    • @timsippel1845
      @timsippel1845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably the most effective anti-human weapon of all time.

  • @IVIaskerade
    @IVIaskerade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I submit that the most effective weapon of WW2 was the squad-level radio.

    • @Poonchow
      @Poonchow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intelligence won the war. It at least truncated it and saved lives, for sure.

  • @ConsciousAtoms
    @ConsciousAtoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    @18:10 "We'll just jettison the bowser now, it will make us lighter and faster"
    I had a good laugh about that. "Going faster" in a Churchill? I expect it's more a case of being more maneuverable over broken ground.

    • @rockyblacksmith
      @rockyblacksmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which will, more broadly speaking, make you faster though.

    • @rockyblacksmith
      @rockyblacksmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ALSO-RAN ! I meant in the sense of "more maneuverability" = "less time spent maneuvering" = "reaching your destination quicker than you otherwise would have" = "being faster".

    • @rockyblacksmith
      @rockyblacksmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ALSO-RAN ! The engine wouldn't notice. But maneuvering with a trailer will take longer than maneuvering without one, just by the simle fact that without it, the tank can turn on the spot. With the trailer, it can't do that. Crossing trenches would also become more complicated due to having several tons of weight hanging off the back. Which also shifts the overall center of gravity and thus may reduce the maximum angle at which the tank can climb an incline. And there are plenty of other ways the driving characteristics of a tank would be changed by having a trailer hanging off the back.

    • @rockyblacksmith
      @rockyblacksmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ALSO-RAN ! The thing is, you never know what your battlefield is going to look like. There are plenty of weapons that have proven unnecessarily limited because the designers made too many assumptions about what kind of scenario they'd be used in.
      The difference would ultimately not be large, we can agree on that.
      But given that it was done shows that there were situations in which, at least by the crews assesment, it made a difference.

  • @BM-yy8db
    @BM-yy8db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Remember fellas, It's not the size of the turret that matters, it's your amount of squirt time

  • @jplay9710
    @jplay9710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You've got a great enthusiastic way of presenting these things such that they feel kinda wholesome but then I think about it and oh God some of this stuff is horrifying.

  • @petebondurant58
    @petebondurant58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oddly enough...today, Hiroshima and Nagasaki are much nicer places than Detroit and Baltimore.

  • @poobuttass6662
    @poobuttass6662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    youre the history teacher i never had, most of my history i learned from my own research, you make it interesting enough to listen to 45 minutes worth of the same subject

  • @herbiehusker1889
    @herbiehusker1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Crocodiles aren't very good weapons, they're too slow. Alligators are superior.

    • @shidder_mutt
      @shidder_mutt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Herbie Husker it's actually the other way around

    • @theCodyReeder
      @theCodyReeder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “We found an alligator and powdered his behind; when we touched the powder off he really lost his mind”

    • @matthewTaylor1990
      @matthewTaylor1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theCodyReeder anti British lyrics on a Lindybeigh video, this will not be tolerated good sir! 🤣

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Crocodiles killed HUNDREDS of Japanese soldiers, I bet the most an alligator did during the war was eat some Vichy France sympathizing Cajun. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ramree_Island

    • @tikkidaddy
      @tikkidaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm Cajun...we eat those😆

  • @rofln00b
    @rofln00b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The most effective weapon of World War Two was artillery. Singlehandedly caused over half of all military casualties and was a huge morale wrecker to the opposing force. PTSD was called shell shock back then for a reason.

    • @brodieknight772
      @brodieknight772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most consistently effective, or most reliable, fool proof, I think is what Lloyd was going for.

    • @hermitoldguy6312
      @hermitoldguy6312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Artillery doesn't stop the enemy fighting - they have artillery too. If you're taking casualties from artillery, you can move back a bit, or dig in a bit.
      Lots of Russians surrendered because they were encircled (they couldn't retreat), fired at from all sides and ran out of supplies.
      Lots of Italians surrendered because they had no way to retreat, and nowhere to retreat to, and conditions were dire where they were. Similarly for the Germans at Stalingrad, and Tunisia.

    • @brodieknight772
      @brodieknight772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      28:00

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought that's what this video would be about. Sadly artillery wasn't a purely British weapon and as such couldn't possibly be the most effective.

    • @dubsy1026
      @dubsy1026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Artillery is not a single weapon like the Churchill Crocodile was. You would have to split it down to individual guns, and things start to get really messy then.

  • @cs7th
    @cs7th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pure brilliance! I could watch Lindybeige all day. In fact, he should be compulsory viewing at teacher training college, in the way that he brings he things alive. If every school had 10 x Lindybeige's, we would have more engaged kids.