Ikr! Those are always ridiculously funny. BTW it's not new - you should look up the others, they're a riot. It's usually with Ronny n Michael but this pairing was dynamite🤣
I thought they agreed, too, until Jordan started suggesting 'everyone' should hit, which I then took as sarcasm. Let the pitcher hit? Sure, and how about the beer vendor and the 90 year old organist, too. They're all automatic outs, no thanks. I think that was his take.
Although I really only prefer Jon Stewart and Lewis Black because the younger hosts are a bit smug, I agree. The show has excellent writers. And I'm a fan of Desi 👍🏼
Do they really get performance bonuses? If I got paid $3mill for an extra 5 yards, I'd pay everyone around me $100k to let me have those yards... It's just business, right?
I love all sports but they all take a back seat during Football season. The NBA has a few hot teams that fans watch regularly and because of TH-cam we would rather watch highlights than the full games
Not a fan of the appearence-based insults. Get enough of that with the new national leaders, dont need more from one of the few remaining decent shows.
Desi vs. "Keppler" was great, but I will continue to pitch for Hasan vs. Ronny on Sports War. 🤟 Host of CNAF: "No Desi, I'm the real stunt double for Tilda Swinton." 😅
Love Sports War and it's so great that Desi is included in these now.
She was GREAT
Their insults are absolutely savage
I like how they're split screen until the end where they're actually right next to each other.
1:45 Desi trying so hard to stay in character after delivering that roast 😂❤❤
Kudos to both Desi and Jordan for keeping straight faces throughout this entire segment!
she went straight for his neck
this is such a great new segment. the gambling burns alone are 10/10.
Ikr! Those are always ridiculously funny. BTW it's not new - you should look up the others, they're a riot. It's usually with Ronny n Michael but this pairing was dynamite🤣
the insults and gambling jokes are so fantastic. this remains my favorite recurring segment!
1:26 that "Bad take, discount Joel Mchale" is 🔥
Or is McHale actually the discount "Keppler"? 😏
If he's a klep should that be 5 finger discount Joel McHale?
@@mycosys Hmm... "3 pointer discount?" 😉😉🤣🤣
I love how cartoonishly savage sports war always is xD
Desi : "Bad take discount Joel McHale" 🤣🤣🤣
Hah! He couldn't even play Ryan Seacrest at a party. (But yes, that joke was streets ahead.)
I've never heard of this segment and i cant get enough of the roast. The writers went all out and im here for it.
Look the other ones up! They’re all brilliant!
one of the best segments in a long while, top notch hilarious
I’m getting a weekend update Dan Akryoyd and Jane Curtin vibe from this back and forth 😂
"Gambling. 20 Million homeless pepole can't be wrong!" 🤣
🤣🤣
Such a great recurring segment. The people demand more Sports War!
I never knew I needed Desi bro-ing it up but I’m glad I have it now 😂
1:25 "Discount Joel McHale" is crazy, though. The Winger from Wish
The E in D.E.I. was indeed the reason for hiring Desi. The E stands for excellence in this case!
LOLOLOL,, "What your face looks like without a beard." Dying over here.
Or WITH a beard, back in the 70s!
This is one of the daily shows best casts
This is my first time watching sports war with these two and I was totally unprepared for it.
Desi and Jordan are just the best duo. Brilliant
Gotta say, I loved this. I hope Sports War returns.
The only sports commentary one should watch
Top two right here
Kosta is awesome also! 👍
@@anthonysilvestri4946 Nah. These two are the best, by far.
"I wish you were adopted.." made me laugh some boogs out me nose.
These are my favorite to watch!!
Desi's rolled-up sleeves are a CLASSIC touch..
Btw about the intro, you two agreed with each other. Getting rid of the designated hitter( Desi) does mean everyone will hit( Jordan).
Thought so, too. They are nerds and not really understanding DH?
I thought they agreed, too, until Jordan started suggesting 'everyone' should hit, which I then took as sarcasm. Let the pitcher hit? Sure, and how about the beer vendor and the 90 year old organist, too. They're all automatic outs, no thanks. I think that was his take.
Loving the concept! You guys rock!
Love you guys.
is it wrong to to have a crush on Desi?
Not at all - she's hot AF 🔥🔥🔥
If loving her is wrong I don’t want to be right
She is amazing in many ways 😌
Take a number buddy. I was here first!
It would be illegal to not lol
Take your little C symbols back to Transylvania! I’m dead😂😂
Desi for president of something!
The Cheez It mascot officiated a wedding at the SC vs Illinois bowl game.
Great new segment😂
The People demand more Sport wars!! Love these
"Discount Joel McHale" made me laugh out loud!😂
Best sportswar segment I've seen! And up there with some of the best DS ever, that was pure gold!
Desi & Jordan😂😂
Funny show!
This segment is heavily underrated 🤣🤣
Love it when nerds satire/mock sports! Outsiders make the best jokes.
"Brought to you by, Gambling...." is perfect satire of FanDuel/DraftKings!!!!
Yes. We need more pure funny. Love these segments.
This was even more savage than it usually is with Ronny 😂. But Jordan was the clear winner in this one
The audience is a little slow. They blew right past that 1970s beard joke.🤣
Favorite segment right here
Absolutely f'ing hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
Mike Evans getting those extra yards wasn't about the money, it was about tying Jerry Rice's record for most consecutive 1,000+ yard seasons.
But the money is still nice.
@@danbsports6760 True.
it was about both, for sure
Better than SNL weekend update.
Facts on the storage unit
Although I really only prefer Jon Stewart and Lewis Black because the younger hosts are a bit smug, I agree. The show has excellent writers. And I'm a fan of Desi 👍🏼
Gambling: every week is shark week when you owe a million dollars to a loan shark.
The look she gave him at 1:14 is priceless.
This was brilliant.
Desi is right on target!
Insane comedy chops
This reminds me a little of Point/Counterpoint of SNL.
Haha. "Jane u ignorant ~lut"😆
@ I was hoping someone would get the reference.
Love Sports Wars!
Only fox is talking d.e.i.
I don't hear that anywhere else
I'm actually surprised by the extreme commercialization of colledge ball, shouldn't exist anymore.
*college
It was RIGHT THERE!
best segment on the daily show, hands down
great segment, you should use the same for other areas of the news (foreign policy, for instance).
This is great comedy
So f-ing awesome!
1:08😂😂😂😂
This might be my favorite sports war ever. Please don't ever stop plugging gambling, 20 million homeless people can't be wrong!!!
😂😂😂
lol... discount Joel McHale is just Joel McHale
Sports wars should be a weekly show 😂
Love it.😂
This is my favourite pairing of daily show news team.
Poptarts. When you're a kid and your not-home-yet parents will only let you use the toaster. 30 tears ago. Toaster Strudels are the real deal though.
Desi won this battle
Gosh, Desi is very vicious towards Jordan! Just relentless!😠
I like that in her! 😆
LOVE this. You forgt t mention how our head coach Tay is back in town so we have three weeks to learn the new plays.
I love Desi but Ronnie is a natural for this segment. Did he leave the show?
Yeah i prefer ronny !
I think he's touring right now
Kosta is the best Sports Warrior 😂
I love all of them, though Desi is hilarious
@@Grimerpr2016 yeah Desi is super funny and gorgeous too!
I've just realised that D.E.I is in Desi's name 😂.
100% right
A hilarious mod to the Even Stevens!
I’d rather watch this than Stephen A Smith blabbering
3:27 😂
SPORTS WAR!
lol I could literally just watch them do 30 minutes of gambling cut to jokes.
Do they really get performance bonuses? If I got paid $3mill for an extra 5 yards, I'd pay everyone around me $100k to let me have those yards... It's just business, right?
Desi is wearing a Thom Browne suit... very expensive and luxurious
She bought it with her incentive bonus for insults!
discount Joel McHale...gahhhhdaaayummmmmm
I'll need to Google this Mchale fella bit
Better still, can you spell Desi without DEI?
Desi doesn't belong in the segment.
I love all sports but they all take a back seat during Football season. The NBA has a few hot teams that fans watch regularly and because of TH-cam we would rather watch highlights than the full games
Desi ❤
Gambling....it's not an addiction if you win! Hahaha!
Lol.& Self storage don't check if you're sleeping in it .
Not a fan of the appearence-based insults.
Get enough of that with the new national leaders, dont need more from one of the few remaining decent shows.
Lol, Jack The Ripper having odds of being Desi's biological father. 🤔
I thought the decline in the NBA would be more interest in the WNBA that kicked off in 24.
eating buckeye Cereal waiting for the big game?
Love those nuts!
Desi vs. "Keppler" was great, but I will continue to pitch for Hasan vs. Ronny on Sports War. 🤟
Host of CNAF: "No Desi, I'm the real stunt double for Tilda Swinton." 😅
NBA ratings aren't down cuz 3pters. They're down cuz it's impossible to watch games. Even for your local team sometimes.
Sorry Ronny, but Desi crushed it.
Gino Smith cashed in for 6 million.
after desi's homicidal pastry fantasy at the end i wish they confirmed which serial killer her father was
Jordan rules!!!.🤣