Youtube Poop: Peter Parker Fails At Life Part 5
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- Peter Parker's life is only getting worse. He and Aunt May find out that Uncle Ben was involved in crime. Peter bonds with the Symbiote, which only makes him fail more. Mr Ditkovich gives him bad advice on women, and Mary Jane breaks up with Peter because he fails to maintain their relationship. With Peter's life in such a failing mess, Harry takes the opportunity to exact his revenge for Peter stealing his nobel prize.
Part 5 has arrived, continuing the story of Peter's failing life. This has been on demand for a while (since it kept getting blocked) so I hope you enjoy. With only one chapter left after this, the saga is building up to big finale. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
This has been re-uploaded due to being blocked by copyright, so unfortunately there is a small but funny bit edited out.
The scene with Mr Ditkovich was flipped to try and stop it from getting blocked. I think it is the funniest scene in Part 5, so I didn't want to edit it out.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
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"I killed my uncle, And I'm still out there!!!"
+Some Guy On TH-cam GeHahahahahaha!
settle down
Golden Freddy 2.0 NO! I'M STILL OUT THERE!!!!
Some Guy On TH-cam I wanted a car... Uncle Ben said no... and then I shot him.
Some Guy On TH-cam Lol i died
_"I have no intention of settling down! I killed my uncle, and I'm still out there!"_
- Peter "Pizza Time" Parker
Sean Sullivan hehehehehehe
"Orange?"
"No thanks."
"Rent?"
"No thanks."
Arkham Knight
AAAHHHH!!!
He is not good boy
Dikavitch: give me rent.
Old captain America: no, i dont think i will.
we're the government. sector 7.
"You say to her: I am good man. You are fat woman. Our daughter will be fat."
The part that I came back for.
peter: you okay?
mary: no, there's something I have to tell you Peter
peter: okay
mary: it's not working
peter: okay
you okay ?
+griffin winn no, there's something I have to tell you griffin winn
+Tom Orford ok
+griffin winn it's not working
+Arkham Knight k
"Star wars Cantina"
Hilarious xD
Their favorite.
Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris Zeir favourite*
Dannybatman03 sis is a French restaurant, no?
Oui.
1:24 Ohhh and... take good care of the ring.
( breaks it ) omfg I lost it there. Couldn't breath.
im literary dying
Robert Blair this gave me cancer
french guy: ah wee with my life misoure (crack)
Peter: AHHHHHH
Best part is how he licks his fingers to get rid of any pieces stuck to his hand. xD
Břęňđąñ MçĆæřţhý SAME
"Sorry sir, no one will be seated after the doors are closed."
"AAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Man, I love these YTP's.
But the restaraunt's doors are open
This is the reason spiderman 3 was made.
Probably 😂😂
How is it
cuz it is
HOW
Or I'm sorry was I asking you fuck off
"Settle down sir"
"No I have no intention of settling down!"
"Settle down sir"
"No I have no intention of settling down!"
"Settle down sir"
"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
I killed my uncle And I'm still out there
Golden Freddy 2.0 HeHeHeHeHeHeHe
YOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING VOICE DOWN
"You'll get your damn pizza when you fix this damn phone!"
Orange?
+MrJeff Jr AAAAUUUUGFHHH!!!
Zekrom no
"Problem with the phone?"
"No"
Peter: Take care of the ring
Restaurant Guy: I will with me life Mr *breaks*
Peter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Restaurant Guy: *licks*
Cosmic Savior I lost it there
lolz
Young Cam I was in tears
That restaurant guy is Bruce Campbell, AKA: Ash Williams
Peter: You ok?
MJ: No; There's something i have to tell you Peter
Peter: Okay
MJ: It's not working
Peter: 'kay
MJ: I dont wanna see you anymore
Peter: 'Kay, you ok?
MJ: I dont know
Peter (offscreen): you ok?
MJ: I'm lonley; you werent there for me.
Peter: 'Kay
MJ: I cant do this
Peter: 'kay
MJ: It's over
Peter: 'kay, you ok?
MJ: There's seomone else
Peter: AHHHHH
Peter: I killed my uncle, and I'm still out there!
.....
Peter: Remember Ben Parker?
Flint: What does it matter to you anyway?!
Peter: I don't really know.
.....
*Harry sends Peter flying by kicking him to a desk*
Peter: My back.
.....
"You stole my Nobel prize and I'm gonna KICK your little ass"
Arkham Knight "Gonna cry?"
Vince Lopez "pizza time"
I'm not paying for those
Sweg Master UUAAAAAAAHHHHRRRGHHHHHH!!!!
8:05
When they charge at each other and Peter's punch sends Harry flying into the wall, oh my god my chest hurts.
3:45 me everytime I play the videogames xD
See ya chump.
lol yeah
Yeah, you can't help it. Jumping is so addicting in videogames XD
Stryder Heap lol same
You'll get your damn pizza, when you fix this damn phone.
You have problem with the phone?
No.
"but I want an excuse not to get your pizza cuz I'm to busy looking at myself in the mirror"
"Uh My BACKK!!!
Okay, you okay?
Kay... You ok?
One of your best works, certainly
I know it's hard to believe, but I seriously laughed my ass of, this was freaking great man!
....
........
Boi if you don't get
I followed the advice of Ditkovich and our fat daughter is beautiful.
But did you pay rent
It’s none of your buisiness 😂😂😂
Nice I am thinking of following his advise
I KILLED ME UNCLE AND IM STILL OUT THERE 😂😂😂 dead
Bryan Jackson Remember Ben parker?
The real killer, was this man.
Peter Parker
Creepy smile neutralises targets
"Remember ben parker?"
" What does it matter to you anyway?"
"I don't really know."
🤣🤣🤣
XD I WAS CRYING IN LAUGHTER WHEN HE BORKE THE CAMERAS AND STARTED JUMPING XD
remember ben parker? WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANY WAY! XD
Justin Myers SHUT UP,YOU'RE FIRED!
LOL de Hetherynton
Black Adam The Black Marvel Get out of my building.
***** I'm falling in love with someone else
HUGGGGGAAAAAA
*backhands her*
LOL!
"Remember Ben Parker??"
"WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANYWAY?"
"...I don't really know"
AlpacaHawk, it's the little things you do that make your Peter Parker Fails at Life spoofs memorable. Mary Jane knocking repetitively at 2:19 had me laughing so hard.
The “my back!” while he tries to pick up the drain gets me every time lmao
3:45 "Remember ben parker?"
"what does it matter to you anyways?"
"I don't really know.."
i cant breathe
Lol me either! I can't stop laughing at that part.
I love it when he smashes eddies camera, then he pulls out another then smashes that one 😂😂😂
Peter: um, and take good care of the ring.
Cashier: I will with my life, monsieur. *crushes it*
her: "I don't want to see you anymore"
him: "ok, you ok?"
her: "you aren't there for me"
him: "ok"
her: "I can't do this"
him: "you ok?"
her: "it's over"
him: "ok"
her: *cries*
him: "you ok?"
this was published on my birthday
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!
Arkham Knight I killed my uncle and I’m still out there hehehehehehe
7:27 hey dont push me
(Pushes)
MrJeff Jr of
That whole bit with the Bruce Campbell waiter brought me to tears “I will guard it with my life mesiour!”
*CRUSHES IT IN HIS HAND*
A part of me really likes the Toby McGuire movies a lot more than the Andrew Garfield The Dark Spiderman version... I don't know, specially the second one.
TS Prism You are *NOT* the only one.
Yes
***** Super Mega Corporation's security is easily breached and college student gains access to a bunch of experimental super spiders after which he just decides to stand around instead of going away.
Yeah no. "More dark" doesn't mean "more realistic"
***** what's illogical in the spiderman films?
settle down
I fucking love it when Brock goes like "WHAT THE HELL"
I fucking love it when peter wacks mary jane after the brake up 😂😂😂
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."
*Peter nods head*
He shakes his head cuz he thinks love is looking at yourself in the mirror
6:44 "TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!"
MJ: It's not working.
Peter: Okay.
MJ: I don't want to see you anymore.
Peter: Okay. You okay?
MJ: I don't know.
Peter: You okay?
MJ: I'm lonely. You aren't there for me.
Peter: Okay.
MJ: I can't do this.
Peter: You okay?
MJ: It's over.
Peter: Okay. You okay?
MJ: There's someone else!
Peter: What?
MJ: I've fallen in love with someone else!
Peter: No, please don't say that...
MJ: I've fallen in love with someone-
Peter: *AAAAUUUUGGGHHH*
If it's a woman you're calling, you say
"Don't try to sneak past me!"
Then you say
"I'm a good man, your a fat woman."
Then you say
"My daughter would be fat."
*Hmm?*
I was dying at the last part when harry throws the grenade back at peter
7:24 is so hilarious! I can't stop laughing!
You okay?................okay?..............you okay?.............okay?....
IIN x k
+IIN x u ok?
+IIN x Ok
"I'm sorry, no one will be seated after the doors are closed"
"AAAAAHHHH"
Ya had to use the falling on the car scene. :D
It never gets old when utilized properly. Lol
that Peter scream gets me every time lol
love it when he does the scream then wacks mary jane 😂😂
me too
He Centered his whole channel around it
Beautiful isn't it
Best dialogue of whole movie: "My back"
Yeah cuz the mf never did an honest day's work in his life.
This is a French restaurant, no?
We
Eduardo Diaz No
Parker
Eduardo Diaz Peckar
Ha haa! I AM french?!
My back!
You ok?
+JVMstudio pizza time
Peter: "And, take good care of the ring."
Bruce Campbell: " I will with my life monsieur." *crushes ring*
Peter: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH"
2:10 I killed my uncle and he's still out there!
I completely lost it.
*I'm
THE SCREAM OF PETER GETS ME EVERY TIME 😂
3:31 I think of this version every time I think about this scene, especially when Eddie shouts "What the hell?" These never get old. xD
Aww man the nobel prize line kills me all the time
"Remember Ben Parker?"
"What does it matter to you anyway?!"
"I don't really know."
2:02 whu why weren't we tell about this???? settle down sir, no I have no intention of settling down, settle down sir, no I have no intention of settling down, settle down , GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!! LOOOL.
1:20 I absolutely lost it. 'Star Wars Cantina' LOL
4:36 the real villain of the movie!! 😂
You will get your rent, when you fix this damn door!
peters scream is why i watch these
hahahahahahahahahahah mee too XD i always become weak lmao
Amen brother
I always forget about the YEEEAAAHHHH thing when they put on glasses XD
4:48 Thats would I alway say every year since 2007!
5 years later and i still love it
“Remember Ben Parker?”
“What does it matter to you anyway?!”
“I don’t really know”
3:31-3:45
I CAN'T BREATHE! 😂😂😂
Me too
chump
"You stole my Nobel Prize, now I'm gonna kick your little ass!" -Harry Osborn
8:30 , I THOUGHT HE GONNA SAY - " HEY DON'T PUSH ME "
5:28 - 6:06 that is how i communicate with my girlfriend :O
skaffa beda I was gonna propose to her💍
skaffa beda "penees"
I was crying on the bridge
Its not working
Ok :-)
am I the only one who can hear someone say "it's Andrew Garfield" at 0:07 ???
I have no intention of settling down!
Sweg Master "Settle down" GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE"
I KILLED MY UNCLE, and I'M STILL OUT THERE!
Sweg Master hehehehehehe
8:40 I pissed my pants xD
I've seen all of these multiple times, and that scream gets me every time lol
1:24
"Oh, and... take good care of the ring."
"Ah, oui, with my life, monsieur."
*crushes ring*
"AAAAAAAAAAAA"
You are the best at pooping movie action scenes!!! All respect to you AlpacaHawk!!!
5:11 Did she just say "Hi Feet?"
Keep them coming!
And maybe use footage from the 'Amazing Spider-Man' movies?
I'd love to see an amazing spiderman version of these!
3:50-4:00
*Spider-Man: “Remember Ben Parker?”
*Sandman: “What does it matter to you, anyway?!”
*Spider-Man: “I don’t really know.”
7:20 "oh my back" LMAO
"I KILLED MY UNCLE,AND IM STILL OUT THERE!"
8:50 Harry with the quick reflexes doe lmao
Stole my Nobel Prize!
1:57 Peter Parker: Creepy Smile Neutralizes Targets
i dont care how old this is, it's the funniest shit!
How did Harry remember Peter stealing his Nobel Prize?
Mineas Because it was pizza time
Peter Parker Fails at Life (The Amazing Spider-Man Edition)!
No
I love how it ends in the cliff hanger of peter dying
Reddy for him to plummet to the rocks and split his head open see his brain splatter and feed the sharks. Now his brilliant brain will be good for something.
In all seriousness, How, in the actual film, did Harry get a...high frequency blade? Last time I checked, Norman didn't have one!
he never got to use it. Maybe it's a prototype
At the beginning when he grabs peter of his scooter and they fighted that part dumbo
2:34 , this part is so awesome, I had to rewatch it 5 times hahahah
6:39 Favourite moment.
Ausar mine is 6:38
Nobel prize rules.
Jeez Alpaca, you made me laugh so much! Can't wait for Part 6!
Could you wait
This is pure gold! Great job as always!
You can buy me pizza some time
you'll get your dang pizza when you fix this dang phone
2:47 You should have had him turn it up
R3fug33 Haha
I was in literally tears during the breakup exchange scene lmao holy shit
5:30 Killed me LOL!!
3:30 - 3:50 XD Still funny after these years
“‘My back” is the best quote of peter Parker ever
this is probably my favorite ytp series, i just can't get enough of that NOOOOOO! great video
"MY BACK."
WHAT THE HELL!!
+GalaxyQuake gonna cry?
+Golden Freddy 2.0 yes T-T
Nobel Prize
You're spoiling us now haha.
God, I can never get enough of these videos. XD
Gonna cry?
Hahaha