"I'm no longer procrastinating, I'm just straight up not working." and "What are you doing today? Absolutely nothing." are definitely quotes I'm going to be using from now on.
The sequel we've ben hoping for. "You don't have to check your Spotify, you're the most played this year!" Damn, that's a great one.😂 How do you think of these?
My friends share a lot with me, plus I just hear them from everywhere. A lot of my content is just things that inspire me from all over so I couldn't really answer😂 Thank you!!!🎉
@@TomotasauceWhich is where the best content lies! Everywhere you can and can't think of both in and out of pocket. So whatever's funnier first. Keep up the good work!
Mmm. "Waiting for" on my end ...man....I do hope season two vox is murdered....at least val hast to die....or angel dust so he can be free ...be an angel get dusted twice before going to haven and to freak out about how haven still needs him to work to not starve to death.
My friend burst out laughing at the "I dunno, crack is pretty bad too" and I thought she was laughing at the video which made me laugh which made me need to recount it which makes it funnier
Alastor: "Don't hold on to people just because you have a history together" Lucifer: "She's my daughte-" Alastor: "nOt AnYmOrE" That.. that part... it- i- it caught me off guard so badly
0:18 “I’m calling you a trash can” 0:25 “It’s time for other’s harm!” 0:32 “ITS TIME TO GO TO WA-“ 0:50 “I didn’t even think ONCE!” 0:56 “She’s my daughter…” “ *NOT ANYMORE* “ 1:04 “If the USA is so great, why is there the USB?” Alastor 2024
I love Alastor, but I really hope he doesn't get his waffle fries any time soon😅 so many revelations for Alastor to share with us for our own entertainment and wisdom, it's hilarious
“Still haven’t gotten my waffle fries!” Same here, Al. *Same here.*
I stole his waffle fries
@@goldendonut5619 *GASP* NOT THE WAFFLE FRIES!!
I would love waffle fries
@@mayracordero382 same here ☺️
I would like waffle fries
"Achool is gay because when you're drunk, you can't think straight" Best crap Alastor has ever said.
Tru tho
YES
He's speaking facts though 😅
Husk would be gay then-
Me when I heard there was a skibidi toilet movie coming 0:30
"IF THE USA IS SO GREAT THEN WHY IS THERE THE USB?"
PLS TOMOTA I CAN'T
HE'S GOT A POINT THOUGH LMAOOO
What is the USB?
@@mayracordero382Like the flash drive I think.
USC 👍
@@Squiggle_doodles USD 💀
Their is also the USD school districts
“It’s time for others harm” is such an Alastor thing to say 😂
"One favor at a time of my choosing where you harm no one." -Alastor
I love your toothless pfp
@@B7lackPh0n1x thanks 😃
"I'm done with self care, it's time for others harm!"
- Alastor 2024
Yep
“I cannot take this anymore the time has come TO GO TO WAR-“
Al taking a page out of Rosie’s book, what friendship goals ☺️
Bro Alastor literally helps sing that lol
"I'm no longer procrastinating, I'm just straight up not working." and "What are you doing today? Absolutely nothing." are definitely quotes I'm going to be using from now on.
And then 'But you did nothing yesterday - I wasnt finished' XD
The sequel we've ben hoping for. "You don't have to check your Spotify, you're the most played this year!" Damn, that's a great one.😂 How do you think of these?
Why are you everywhere?
My friends share a lot with me, plus I just hear them from everywhere. A lot of my content is just things that inspire me from all over so I couldn't really answer😂
Thank you!!!🎉
@@Tomotasauce o
@@TomotasauceWhich is where the best content lies! Everywhere you can and can't think of both in and out of pocket. So whatever's funnier first. Keep up the good work!
@@Tomotasauce You know Tomota, if you think about it, drugs are gay too. Because they can also make you not think straight!
Lucifer:she’s my daughter
Alastor:not anymore! 0:57
0:06 Vox give this man his Waffle fries
Fr
Yess
i ate them
whoopz
Real
@@Seagull110WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I AM A HUGE FANNNNNN 🪭
“…she’s my daughter-”
“NOT ANYMORE!”
Tomota, please- 😂😂😂
*BEST LINE*
*BEST LINE*
YOU STILL A B####. That’s a voice ever heard of in this video
Now i’m gonna do that too vee
YOU STILL A B-
Hi?
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"I'm vague."
"Okay, can you elaborate?"
"Yes."
"Are you kidding me-"
1:40 Hold up, let the crazy elk cook. He's spitting facts.
Why should he have to cook? Somebody else should cook for him. Specifically Vox. Specifically waffle fries. He's been waiting seven years.
0:31
The IRL beef with the TV always gets me 😂
“I cannot take this anymore, the time has come to GO TO WA-“ 😂
Alastor wants his damn waffle fries, Vox.
Oh, so *that's* why they're enemies.
Yes he does
@@somerandolad
“Still haven’t gotten my waffle fries.”
@@multiverse_media2023Laila (irl name): *cutely gives him waffle fries*
0:33 PREPARE THE FIGHT WE'RE READY FOR
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
Mmm. "Waiting for" on my end ...man....I do hope season two vox is murdered....at least val hast to die....or angel dust so he can be free ...be an angel get dusted twice before going to haven and to freak out about how haven still needs him to work to not starve to death.
@@tailstube4171 I REALLY HOPE THAT IM READY FOR THIS *BAM BAM BAM BAM!!*
*End Scene*
@@kharijordan6426 I hope Vox becomes a major villain and Val to get slaughtered.
@@tailstube4171 *gets ready to shoot*
Okay but "I'm not interested in eternal life, I've been on the internet! I'VE SEEN ENOUGH" is valid af
" Do you know how long I have been waiting for this?, wooooh, I'm about to make a name for myself here " THE DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE REFERENCE😂
Vox: How long do you plan to stay in that hotel? It been seven years.
Alastor: Until I get my waffle fries.
"Alcohol is gay because you can't think straight!"
Canon or not, that is legit the best thing I ever heard from Alastor!
I’m showing that quote to my Hazbin obsessed cousin on Saturday 😂
YES, THE SEQUEL WE ALL NEEDED
That's facts
"I'm done with self-care. It's time for other's harm."
-Alastor's live laugh love 🥰
MECORE
"Still havent gotten my waffle fries" GIVE HIM THE WAFFLE FRIES
HE WILL KILL US ALL WHO HAS THE FUCKING WAFFLE FRIES
YESS
1:56 me realistically talking with npcs in a nutshell:
0:41 tomotasause loosing it over this is the funniest shit in these
0:20 has way too much meme potential.
I agree 😂😂
Already made one. Alastor looking at a Sir Pentious statue, still pissed bc he ruined Alastor's coat
@@Alastorfangirl2202please link that
@@Alastorfangirl2202LINK PLEASE
Please link the video then
Alastor has become a menace to society now.
It's cute you assumed he wasn't already
@@cjgillett He was a serial killer, right?
@@somerandolad a cannibal serial killer
@@cjgillettyeah but now we know he’s driven by something as simple as waffle fries…now we truly understand how unstable he is
“Become”?
0:57 NOT ANYMO-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I cannot take it anymore, the time has come to go to war-“
XD
What a great link to the last crap that Alastor says video with "I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY WAFFLE FRIES"
"Yea a documentary about mental illness"
"Okay will somebody PLEASE Shut him up!"
You are TOO SMART Tomota
Yay more of Alastor’s shenanigans
1:18 the joke about doctor, floored me so hard XD
0:39 Now this on my bucket list: say this to someone
0:53 NOT ANYMORE!!
bills trapped in hie own world with no way to see the 3rd dimension look what you done to him
V.1: I WANT WAFFLE FRIES 😍😍 🆚 V.2: STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MY WAFFLE FRIES 😍😍
0:30 lmao I love this part so much
"You don't have to check your Spotify, You're the most played this year"
BRO 💀
0:30
Alastor singing: I cannot take this anymore, the time has come to go to war!
Lol
2:07 so technically it’s not cannibalism anymore.
1:49 *This has two meanings*
OH GOD
As soon as Al said “you know how long I’ve been waiting for this?”
I shouted “NO!” Lol
My friend burst out laughing at the "I dunno, crack is pretty bad too" and I thought she was laughing at the video which made me laugh which made me need to recount it which makes it funnier
“Sir… why is there 10 broken tv’s in your house?”
0:38
"If you ever feel dumb, just remember, your probably right!"
- Alastor 2024
Lucifer: but she's my daughter
Alastor: SHES MY DAUGHTER NOW-
"I cannot take this anymore *loads a gun* the time has come to GO TO WAR!!!" *POINTS GUN AT TV*
“Oh wonderful! I’ll kill vox next season!”
“WHA-?!”
Alastor: "Don't hold on to people just because you have a history together"
Lucifer: "She's my daughte-"
Alastor: "nOt AnYmOrE"
That.. that part... it- i- it caught me off guard so badly
*me sitting in the corner of my room saying ‘Chicken Tender’ to myself repeatedly* 🙃
1:44 Oh dear Lucifer; he discovered his status as Tumblr Sexyman, the fanart and the fanfics.
Haha...
We're in danger.
1:58 “Whatcha doing today”
Nothing
“But you did that yesterday”
I WASN’T FINISHED!
Same bro same
0:30 “I cannot tale this anymore, the time has come to go to wa-“
2:45 - Including our next Custom musical number!
Adams song!
*I hate that I'm promoting that stupid bird*
can we PLEASE appreciate the fact that it’s exactly 3:00
OMG YASSSSS
YeeeeEEEEEss
“Do you ever wonder how many houses you’ve passed in your lifetime that might have someone locked in the basement?”
-Alastor 2024
The "Alcohol makes you gay" comment is so fr now that I think about it XD
"I cannot take this anymore, the time has come to go to war" *glocks TV*
we certainly weren't ready foooooor thaaaaat
2:13 Alastor saying gambit’s line from Deadpool and Wolverine is just fitting and also hilarious
Okay, 2 things…
1. NOT HIM POINTING AT THE TV AND SAYING ‘YOU’RE STILL A BITCH’
2. 0:30 GOT ME CRYING😂😂
1:04 Ok that's pretty funny.
I know! 🤣🤣🤣
"I cannot take this anymore, the time has come to go to WAR-" GOT ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFFF
I could watch this for 30 whole minutes
“She’s my daughter-“
“NOT ANYMORE-“
😭✋
The Vox hate cracks me up so much I can’t!!!!
I love Vox and your version of their rivalry has me wheezing
The Spotify one made me choke on my damn toothpaste 🤣
“People who take care of chickens are literally just chicken tenders. I know. Just let that sh*t sink in.”
This line got me 😂😂😂
0:31 me with my chicken wings when the meat won't come out
1:45 I can relate to this so much that at this point it's scary
The cut-offs are funny as all HELL pun intended.
"I'm not interested in eternal life, I've been on the Internet... IVE SEEN ENOUGH"
Honestly, too true
STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MY WAFFLE FRIES
1:44 "I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH."
same alastor, same
1:29 Sure i am, what's your point?
DO I SMELL A GRAVITY FALLS REFERENCE?!?!
@@SuperMafioBros Yes, here have some deer teeth!
@justatheorist.3864 YOUR INSANE!!
Sure i am what's your point?@Chaoschaosjevil
STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MY WAFFLE FRIES! Got me good 😂😂😂❤
“stop holding onto people just because you have a history together”
“she’s my daughter…”
“-NOT ANYMORE”
broo 😂😂😂
2:13 I understood that reference!!
2:23 DEADPOOL REFERENCE OR AM I GOING INSANE???
Believe it 😊
I want even more crap Alastor says.
SAMEEEE
Luci: “she’s my daught-“
Al: “NOT ANY MORE!”
1:13 "You don't have to check your Spotify, YOU'RE the most PLAYED this year!"
THIS IS LITERAL VIOLATION bro
😭😭😭😭😭😭🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚨🚨🚨🚨
“I cannot take this anymore the time has come to GO TO WAR-“ 😭help
"I want waffle fries"
7 years later
"I still want my waffle fries"
Probably 2 years later
"Where tf is my waffle frys charlie?''
10 years later... "WHERE MY FAKING WAFFLE FRIES"
“She’s my daughter” “Not any more” JESUS CHRIST 😭
"I'm not even procrastinating anymore, I'm just straight up not working"
I resonate with that line on a spiritual level
Lucifer: "She's MY daughter"
Alastor: "nuh uh"
"I'm sorry I left you on read, I didn't mean to open it" That's so me-
OH MY GOD THE GAMBIT QUOTE 😂 It's so perfect
0:18 “I’m calling you a trash can”
0:25 “It’s time for other’s harm!”
0:32 “ITS TIME TO GO TO WA-“
0:50 “I didn’t even think ONCE!”
0:56 “She’s my daughter…” “ *NOT ANYMORE* “
1:04 “If the USA is so great, why is there the USB?” Alastor 2024
"I'm not even procrastinating anymore, I'm just straight up not working", the best quote in the entire video
I love Alastor, but I really hope he doesn't get his waffle fries any time soon😅 so many revelations for Alastor to share with us for our own entertainment and wisdom, it's hilarious
0:58 *NOT ANYMOR-*
Edit: I’ve never got this much likes
3-4 more seasons of Alastor bullying Vox is definitely something worth waiting for
2:17 Alastor is Gambit???
Someone actually noticed
HOLY SHIT!
"Ugh, Cherlie, Alastor's spitting bullshit again!" I died
0:37 me playing a math quiz
I’m convinced Tomatosauce was high and decided to do this.
Lucifer: She's my daughter
Alastor: NOT ANYMORE!🤩🤩🤩🤩
"I can not take this anymore its time for us to go TO WA-"*has here gun
Alastor, 2024
Oh man I love these kinds of videos, they’re so funny
Lucifer: shes my daughter-
Alastor: NOT ANYMOOORRRE~
0:19 “Wait Wa-“