Story of America’s timeline: The french discovered America in 18000bc and mostly did nothing with it. Later in 220bc Japan built the Great Wall of China around Tokyo to stay seperated from their arch enemies. In 1472 the Americans declare independence from France. Germany, a good ally of the Americans, fights the Japanese in Mexico in 1848. Thirteen years later Japan with help from the France-Britain Union and the Nazis fights against George Washington, leader of America and Kennedy, leader of Germany in the American civil war. The France-Britain Union fell apart and George Washington had the bright idea to fight a four year WW1 against England. To celebrate america’s victory over Japan Tokyo constructed Mount Rushmore and finished it in 1925, 7 years after WW1 ended. Germany and Poland got into a feud and decided to fight for 13 years in Vietnam starting in 1939. Somewhere in the 1980’s Japan bombed pearl harbour and fought against America in what’s know as the war of 1812. Korea somehow won that war and owned America for a while until granting them independence in 1995. 4 years later the London 2012 Olympics were held. (Every country has their own calendar) 18000bc the usa is founded by french tourists. 220bc Great Wall of China built around the country of Tokyo. 1472 the Americans declare independence from the french. 1848 Germany and Japan fight eachother in the Mexican-American war. 1861-1665 The American civil war between the German north led by Kennedy and George Washington vs the Nazis, France-Britain and Japan in the south. 1914-1918 world war 1 the Usa led by George Washington against England. 1925 Mount Rushmore is built in Tokyo showing their support to the Americans. 1929 Elizabeth 2 of England is born in Canada. 1939-1952 world war 2 Germany and Poland fight against Vietnam. 1980’s Japan bombs pearl harbour during the war of 1812. 1995 Korea grants the USA independence. 1999 the London 2012 Olympic Games were held. Major countries: America, Germany, Japan, England/Britain Notable countries: Tokyo, France, the Nazis, Korea, Poland Minor countries: Mexico, Vietnam, Canada
Im convinced this is just an inside joke for americans to pretend to be bad at geo because i refuse to believe they dont have world maps at elementary schools.
As an american who can relatively confidently name every country in the world (ignoring pacific and Caribbean small islands) this is just disappointing even if cherry picked.
I think this is quite ironic that they thinking that's continents is a countries because they called "Americans" instead of "United Statians of America" 😅
The person who said Thailand, it does sound like they said Thailand to me, just with a pretty strong accent, so idk about that being wrong, also the person who said Czechoslovakia at least named something that used to be a country and reletively recently as well tbh, also, at least Brussels is a city in Germany, they could have done worse in those cases is all I'm saying and at least
Country below the USA my camera guy is from there. I'll give you a clue - he speaks Spanish 'Spain?' ... Jesus H Christ... Come back Eugenics, all is forgiven.
I understood one thing. Americans only know countries that the US has or had issues with. Of course, they know Afghanistan, Vietnam, Japan, and Iraq Boom. The US has to invade more countries to make its citizens more knowledgeable about maps. That's the solution. Don't thank me😂
As an American, geography is easy. Even flag like principalities, administrative borders (states, provinces) and hard difficult nations to guesz unbeknownst I know like Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago and Seychelles... This stereotype is kinda hyped up then you meet me. 😂
He literally took the worst responses, I'm independent but it is unacceptable to just associate who someone voted for with the worst responses, and also just to add, you know Kamala (the other option) got ~50% of the popular vote right? This message isn't to bring you down in any way it's just a reminder to be better, use logic and to not associate who someone voted for to idioticness ❤
@@Luxurywon it's not about association. I didn't say I liked Kamala either. But how the hell is it possible that someone like Trump is chosen as candidate and eventually elected? This is distorting. Is idiocracy THAT real? Of course not all responses were like that. But it stands out that you seem to get those responses ALWAYS from americans. And the statistics draw the same image.
Not all Citizens of the United States of America are this dumb. It's just a small percent that reinforces this cherry-picked stereotype. This is still funny though. 😆
When you say, "Name three countries outside of America," it is confusing you should say, "Can you name any countries outside the Americas?" This implies that they are outside of the Western Hemisphere. The first time I watched your video, I was confused as to why you said any nation outside America. I thought it was a joke, and my first thought was Canada and Mexico. You don't indicate North or South America or simply the Americas to mean outside the western hemisphere.
If you say "name a country outside of america" people automatically assume you're asking "name three countries other than American" i don't see the confusion......name three countries (=not continants) outside of america(=not usa) so litterally any country
@copuim_dealer The western hemisphere is called the Americas because it has two continents. Putting the s, north, or south at the end or the beginning of America lets you know you are asking about nations outside the Western Hemisphere or in the northern or southern half. No one says I am going to the America they say I am going to the Americas.
@CMDRScotty yes i already know that, what i'm saying is that how can you not tell the difference between "outside of america" and "outside of THE america'S" And even then if you're not sure what he asked or if you're confused there's still over 100 countries to choose from
@copuim_dealer It is proper English. You are giving America a singular definition Americas is a plural definition we are not just one landmass we are two continents, a central land bridge, and a grouping of islands. There is no other system in the world set up like the Americas. There are no North and South Europe separate continents so it's far easier.
@@CMDRScotty Americans themselves though use 'America' to refer to the United states and this was asked and answered with that in mind. I have seen videos where they are asked for countries in North America but they tend to be dreadful at that, also.
"Name a country, literally any country."
Them - "Fuckin, uhhh, Pangea"
Ye, they should’ve at LEAST known their own country
2:37 best moment of this whole video
MURICA, FUCK YEAH!
Whenever i feel down i watch your videos man works everytime
Story of America’s timeline:
The french discovered America in 18000bc and mostly did nothing with it. Later in 220bc Japan built the Great Wall of China around Tokyo to stay seperated from their arch enemies. In 1472 the Americans declare independence from France. Germany, a good ally of the Americans, fights the Japanese in Mexico in 1848. Thirteen years later Japan with help from the France-Britain Union and the Nazis fights against George Washington, leader of America and Kennedy, leader of Germany in the American civil war.
The France-Britain Union fell apart and George Washington had the bright idea to fight a four year WW1 against England. To celebrate america’s victory over Japan Tokyo constructed Mount Rushmore and finished it in 1925, 7 years after WW1 ended. Germany and Poland got into a feud and decided to fight for 13 years in Vietnam starting in 1939. Somewhere in the 1980’s Japan bombed pearl harbour and fought against America in what’s know as the war of 1812. Korea somehow won that war and owned America for a while until granting them independence in 1995. 4 years later the London 2012 Olympics were held. (Every country has their own calendar)
18000bc the usa is founded by french tourists.
220bc Great Wall of China built around the country of Tokyo.
1472 the Americans declare independence from the french.
1848 Germany and Japan fight eachother in the Mexican-American war.
1861-1665 The American civil war between the German north led by Kennedy and George Washington vs the Nazis, France-Britain and Japan in the south.
1914-1918 world war 1 the Usa led by George Washington against England.
1925 Mount Rushmore is built in Tokyo showing their support to the Americans.
1929 Elizabeth 2 of England is born in Canada.
1939-1952 world war 2 Germany and Poland fight against Vietnam.
1980’s Japan bombs pearl harbour during the war of 1812.
1995 Korea grants the USA independence.
1999 the London 2012 Olympic Games were held.
Major countries: America, Germany, Japan, England/Britain
Notable countries: Tokyo, France, the Nazis, Korea, Poland
Minor countries: Mexico, Vietnam, Canada
Welcome back after 7months brother
Im convinced this is just an inside joke for americans to pretend to be bad at geo because i refuse to believe they dont have world maps at elementary schools.
You better hide, or you're about to "disappear" like all of Putin's enemies within Russia.
well some of them are really like this
Well I mean geography isn’t even really taught (in tests at least) until high school
@@360master what? here in the ph we learn about geo like grade 5
World maps were taught to my cousin in 7th grade.
29:53 🗣WE BEING THE CATHOLIC CHURCH DISAGREEUNG WITH GALILEO EITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I find it fuckin hilarius the New Zealand, of all maps, actually has found its way onto this map
Bro regained humanity by sacrificing himself
This is an masterpiece fr
Absolute cinema
why did you gave ireland to uk😭
As an Irish person, I 10000000000% agree
Yea because Artiox is dumb
'Why did you gave'? Jesus. I hope English isn't your first language.
@@30noir😂😂your disappointment is brutal
@@emilycannon9110wtf
Props to the ones who knew some of the questions.
Whenever I feel like my class (In britain) is 'intellectually challenged', I watch this and instantly gain patriotism
Welcome back king
They are such peace loving people that they want to unite the whole world together into one, called America
As a patriotic Irishman, I am disgusted you gave Ireland to the UK
I'm a Britphobe myself. Northern Ireland should be Irish.
29:45 Bruhhh Mustafar got me dying lmao 😭😭🤣
Big boy though he was tough "Does it look like I'm fucking joking"
Pretty sure I went through multiple aneurysms during this vid
This is the only content on the internet I know is never staged.
It is staged
@Average_cuberhes being sarcastic
Beautiful
as a turk i like my new borders in canada
as an american, i can confirm i can actually name 3 countries
egypt, germany, france
9:51 the best part
When you feel useless, just remember that there are teachers in USA.
Hahaha 🤣
If they get paid peanuts do you really expect teaching level higher than circus?
Geography is never really taught in public schools, you kinda have to learn it on your own.
@@griffinbastionIn Brazil they're paid 300 us dolars,and we still know geography.
YESSIR KM AND METERS IS BETTER THAN INCHES AND Whatever they use
As an american who can relatively confidently name every country in the world (ignoring pacific and Caribbean small islands) this is just disappointing even if cherry picked.
2:02 Why did you remove that island from the Philippines like its always the same island from different maps
14:43 **spits out tea**
We need downloadable versions.
agreed
I think this is quite ironic that they thinking that's continents is a countries because they called "Americans" instead of "United Statians of America" 😅
In portuguese we can them united stadians and not americans
@EduardoDistassi you meant "call"?
W for adding the real actual Afghanistan Flag in your Video and yes I mean it so the black and white one 🏳️
The person who said Thailand, it does sound like they said Thailand to me, just with a pretty strong accent, so idk about that being wrong, also the person who said Czechoslovakia at least named something that used to be a country and reletively recently as well tbh, also, at least Brussels is a city in Germany, they could have done worse in those cases is all I'm saying and at least
Brussels is the capital of Belgium. It is NOT in Germany.
@Michael-e3z oh sorry, it looked like it on the map and I remember it being vaguely in the region, sorry
As an American, I learned my geography off of a weather app
Me when I cherry pick people from hundreds who most likely gave a bad answer because they were pressured by having a camera shoved in their face:
Tell me you're bad at geography without telling me you're bad at geography😂
some of the things they said weren't bad answers. They were the most stupid completely random and genuinely upsetting things to ever hear.
30:15 as a jew, i have to admit that that's where we build the space lasers
PLEASE make the map downloadable
I am from Poland and I know more about USA history.
Country below the USA my camera guy is from there. I'll give you a clue - he speaks Spanish 'Spain?' ... Jesus H Christ... Come back Eugenics, all is forgiven.
As an american please don't associate me with these people.
This shouldn't be something to laugh at. Merely something to be upset on
JoJolion 2027 40 years
You could do something similar to this in any country.
I understood one thing. Americans only know countries that the US has or had issues with. Of course, they know Afghanistan, Vietnam, Japan, and Iraq Boom. The US has to invade more countries to make its citizens more knowledgeable about maps. That's the solution. Don't thank me😂
This pisses me off as an American
4:30 Kereltje’s face tho
Now known as Belgianfriesgaming
Bro is back
how? just how? like half these people dont even know their own flag
How is it that in one frame there is him making Czechoslovakia and in the other frame there is nothing?
He made Czechoslovakia within the borders after WW2
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only American that knows basic geography
Your not, I know many people in my city at least that know a descent amount about geography and flags.
sir central america is not in south america
wait, i was living my life in ikea and didnt know it?(also i had 6 out of 12 in geography and i still know more than americans, wow)
Certified brit
As an American, geography is easy. Even flag like principalities, administrative borders (states, provinces) and hard difficult nations to guesz unbeknownst I know like Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago and Seychelles... This stereotype is kinda hyped up then you meet me. 😂
i shuold just go to america and hope for that guy who gives out money, that way i can easily get $54 for free
Ireland is not a part from the UK (in 2024)
Ah yes, my favourite planet, Jerusalem.
why WE RU not in EU continent?
9:16 naah man
I had to stop watching, it's too painful
>Europe
>a continent
Ok, whatever
No way Norway
greek goddess
10:03 bro. Germany get back its colonial land
If you ask yourself why Trump was elected, here's the response!
So true
He literally took the worst responses, I'm independent but it is unacceptable to just associate who someone voted for with the worst responses, and also just to add, you know Kamala (the other option) got ~50% of the popular vote right? This message isn't to bring you down in any way it's just a reminder to be better, use logic and to not associate who someone voted for to idioticness ❤
@@Luxurywon it's not about association. I didn't say I liked Kamala either. But how the hell is it possible that someone like Trump is chosen as candidate and eventually elected? This is distorting. Is idiocracy THAT real?
Of course not all responses were like that. But it stands out that you seem to get those responses ALWAYS from americans. And the statistics draw the same image.
Yeah, imagine having a diferent political opinion 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lucas-d9n1h Trump is an infantile.
I'm impressed that they know Iraq and New Zealand lol
hi
Not all Citizens of the United States of America are this dumb. It's just a small percent that reinforces this cherry-picked stereotype. This is still funny though. 😆
Ultimate is Jerusalem a planet
And jesus is alien😂😂😂
There’s no way people here are this dumb 😭
They just asked like 1000 people and took the dumbest out of all of them
THIS IS FAKE, HE EDITED THE VIDEO TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THEY GOT IT WRONG😂 miserable
😂😂
Yope
As a. American I swear we are not this dumb only the people in California are
When you say, "Name three countries outside of America," it is confusing you should say, "Can you name any countries outside the Americas?" This implies that they are outside of the Western Hemisphere. The first time I watched your video, I was confused as to why you said any nation outside America. I thought it was a joke, and my first thought was Canada and Mexico. You don't indicate North or South America or simply the Americas to mean outside the western hemisphere.
If you say "name a country outside of america" people automatically assume you're asking "name three countries other than American" i don't see the confusion......name three countries (=not continants) outside of america(=not usa) so litterally any country
@copuim_dealer The western hemisphere is called the Americas because it has two continents. Putting the s, north, or south at the end or the beginning of America lets you know you are asking about nations outside the Western Hemisphere or in the northern or southern half. No one says I am going to the America they say I am going to the Americas.
@CMDRScotty yes i already know that, what i'm saying is that how can you not tell the difference between "outside of america" and "outside of THE america'S"
And even then if you're not sure what he asked or if you're confused there's still over 100 countries to choose from
@copuim_dealer It is proper English. You are giving America a singular definition Americas is a plural definition we are not just one landmass we are two continents, a central land bridge, and a grouping of islands. There is no other system in the world set up like the Americas. There are no North and South Europe separate continents so it's far easier.
@@CMDRScotty Americans themselves though use 'America' to refer to the United states and this was asked and answered with that in mind. I have seen videos where they are asked for countries in North America but they tend to be dreadful at that, also.