According to Americans : The Complete Saga

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  • @bean6228
    @bean6228 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    "Name a country, literally any country."
    Them - "Fuckin, uhhh, Pangea"

    • @paolomaldinix
      @paolomaldinix 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ye, they should’ve at LEAST known their own country

  • @CrocoN1nja
    @CrocoN1nja หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    2:37 best moment of this whole video

    • @thenatron6136
      @thenatron6136 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

  • @darknesshorizon3742
    @darknesshorizon3742 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Whenever i feel down i watch your videos man works everytime

  • @supermaximglitchy1
    @supermaximglitchy1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Story of America’s timeline:
    The french discovered America in 18000bc and mostly did nothing with it. Later in 220bc Japan built the Great Wall of China around Tokyo to stay seperated from their arch enemies. In 1472 the Americans declare independence from France. Germany, a good ally of the Americans, fights the Japanese in Mexico in 1848. Thirteen years later Japan with help from the France-Britain Union and the Nazis fights against George Washington, leader of America and Kennedy, leader of Germany in the American civil war.
    The France-Britain Union fell apart and George Washington had the bright idea to fight a four year WW1 against England. To celebrate america’s victory over Japan Tokyo constructed Mount Rushmore and finished it in 1925, 7 years after WW1 ended. Germany and Poland got into a feud and decided to fight for 13 years in Vietnam starting in 1939. Somewhere in the 1980’s Japan bombed pearl harbour and fought against America in what’s know as the war of 1812. Korea somehow won that war and owned America for a while until granting them independence in 1995. 4 years later the London 2012 Olympics were held. (Every country has their own calendar)
    18000bc the usa is founded by french tourists.
    220bc Great Wall of China built around the country of Tokyo.
    1472 the Americans declare independence from the french.
    1848 Germany and Japan fight eachother in the Mexican-American war.
    1861-1665 The American civil war between the German north led by Kennedy and George Washington vs the Nazis, France-Britain and Japan in the south.
    1914-1918 world war 1 the Usa led by George Washington against England.
    1925 Mount Rushmore is built in Tokyo showing their support to the Americans.
    1929 Elizabeth 2 of England is born in Canada.
    1939-1952 world war 2 Germany and Poland fight against Vietnam.
    1980’s Japan bombs pearl harbour during the war of 1812.
    1995 Korea grants the USA independence.
    1999 the London 2012 Olympic Games were held.
    Major countries: America, Germany, Japan, England/Britain
    Notable countries: Tokyo, France, the Nazis, Korea, Poland
    Minor countries: Mexico, Vietnam, Canada

  • @Praisethelord-h1w
    @Praisethelord-h1w หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Welcome back after 7months brother

  • @UltraProchy
    @UltraProchy หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Im convinced this is just an inside joke for americans to pretend to be bad at geo because i refuse to believe they dont have world maps at elementary schools.

    • @carking0138
      @carking0138 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You better hide, or you're about to "disappear" like all of Putin's enemies within Russia.

    • @juanpablofreedom2357
      @juanpablofreedom2357 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      well some of them are really like this

    • @360master
      @360master 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well I mean geography isn’t even really taught (in tests at least) until high school

    • @juanpablofreedom2357
      @juanpablofreedom2357 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@360master what? here in the ph we learn about geo like grade 5

    • @AxoThePokemonTrainer
      @AxoThePokemonTrainer 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      World maps were taught to my cousin in 7th grade.

  • @eoan_icyplayz
    @eoan_icyplayz 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    29:53 🗣WE BEING THE CATHOLIC CHURCH DISAGREEUNG WITH GALILEO EITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Cytrynid
    @Cytrynid หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I find it fuckin hilarius the New Zealand, of all maps, actually has found its way onto this map

  • @unspeakgaming7241
    @unspeakgaming7241 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Bro regained humanity by sacrificing himself

  • @caioaugusto8396
    @caioaugusto8396 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This is an masterpiece fr

  • @copuim_dealer
    @copuim_dealer หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Absolute cinema

  • @just_country
    @just_country หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    why did you gave ireland to uk😭

    • @Narrator-Voice-Dude-Official
      @Narrator-Voice-Dude-Official หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As an Irish person, I 10000000000% agree

    • @emilycannon9110
      @emilycannon9110 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yea because Artiox is dumb

    • @30noir
      @30noir หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      'Why did you gave'? Jesus. I hope English isn't your first language.

    • @synapsational
      @synapsational หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@30noir😂😂your disappointment is brutal

    • @lara7231
      @lara7231 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@emilycannon9110wtf

  • @8068_
    @8068_ หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Props to the ones who knew some of the questions.

  • @Lucyatc
    @Lucyatc 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Whenever I feel like my class (In britain) is 'intellectually challenged', I watch this and instantly gain patriotism

  • @rashedpk4314
    @rashedpk4314 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Welcome back king

  • @Lguy_99
    @Lguy_99 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    They are such peace loving people that they want to unite the whole world together into one, called America

  • @shanky-tk6nc
    @shanky-tk6nc หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    As a patriotic Irishman, I am disgusted you gave Ireland to the UK

    • @codemaster8543
      @codemaster8543 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm a Britphobe myself. Northern Ireland should be Irish.

  • @brokenjawallosaurus2020
    @brokenjawallosaurus2020 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    29:45 Bruhhh Mustafar got me dying lmao 😭😭🤣

  • @Kurikara99-w8w
    @Kurikara99-w8w 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Big boy though he was tough "Does it look like I'm fucking joking"

  • @MrFoxxik
    @MrFoxxik 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Pretty sure I went through multiple aneurysms during this vid

  • @dannyd3443
    @dannyd3443 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is the only content on the internet I know is never staged.

    • @Average_cuber
      @Average_cuber 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It is staged

    • @JoaxVI
      @JoaxVI 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Average_cuberhes being sarcastic

  • @roaling2
    @roaling2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Beautiful

  • @MexEditzz
    @MexEditzz 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    as a turk i like my new borders in canada

  • @eyened
    @eyened 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    as an american, i can confirm i can actually name 3 countries
    egypt, germany, france

  • @evandroantoniodasilvajunio9593
    @evandroantoniodasilvajunio9593 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    9:51 the best part

  • @benmat
    @benmat หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    When you feel useless, just remember that there are teachers in USA.

    • @AmanAkeleev
      @AmanAkeleev หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahaha 🤣

    • @griffinbastion
      @griffinbastion หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If they get paid peanuts do you really expect teaching level higher than circus?

    • @josephtf3188
      @josephtf3188 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Geography is never really taught in public schools, you kinda have to learn it on your own.

    • @JosileideMaria-o5h
      @JosileideMaria-o5h 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@griffinbastionIn Brazil they're paid 300 us dolars,and we still know geography.

    • @Luffy267-p1d
      @Luffy267-p1d 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      YESSIR KM AND METERS IS BETTER THAN INCHES AND Whatever they use

  • @isozchrismer9809
    @isozchrismer9809 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As an american who can relatively confidently name every country in the world (ignoring pacific and Caribbean small islands) this is just disappointing even if cherry picked.

  • @BrebSalt
    @BrebSalt 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:02 Why did you remove that island from the Philippines like its always the same island from different maps

  • @SUFCedits
    @SUFCedits 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    14:43 **spits out tea**

  • @UniqueAvian
    @UniqueAvian หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We need downloadable versions.

  • @AmanAkeleev
    @AmanAkeleev หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I think this is quite ironic that they thinking that's continents is a countries because they called "Americans" instead of "United Statians of America" 😅

    • @EduardoDistassi
      @EduardoDistassi 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      In portuguese we can them united stadians and not americans

    • @AmanAkeleev
      @AmanAkeleev 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @EduardoDistassi you meant "call"?

  • @anonymbenutzer9544
    @anonymbenutzer9544 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    W for adding the real actual Afghanistan Flag in your Video and yes I mean it so the black and white one 🏳️

  • @elfishmoss1457
    @elfishmoss1457 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The person who said Thailand, it does sound like they said Thailand to me, just with a pretty strong accent, so idk about that being wrong, also the person who said Czechoslovakia at least named something that used to be a country and reletively recently as well tbh, also, at least Brussels is a city in Germany, they could have done worse in those cases is all I'm saying and at least

    • @Michael-e3z
      @Michael-e3z 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Brussels is the capital of Belgium. It is NOT in Germany.

    • @elfishmoss1457
      @elfishmoss1457 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Michael-e3z oh sorry, it looked like it on the map and I remember it being vaguely in the region, sorry

  • @Idontknowagoodhandle1
    @Idontknowagoodhandle1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As an American, I learned my geography off of a weather app

  • @Waggiest
    @Waggiest หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Me when I cherry pick people from hundreds who most likely gave a bad answer because they were pressured by having a camera shoved in their face:

    • @V1nVicious
      @V1nVicious 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Tell me you're bad at geography without telling me you're bad at geography😂

    • @dexste8
      @dexste8 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      some of the things they said weren't bad answers. They were the most stupid completely random and genuinely upsetting things to ever hear.

  • @Maggydoofus
    @Maggydoofus 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    30:15 as a jew, i have to admit that that's where we build the space lasers

  • @cyclopropinon5143
    @cyclopropinon5143 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    PLEASE make the map downloadable

  • @miss.nadiii
    @miss.nadiii 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I am from Poland and I know more about USA history.

  • @30noir
    @30noir หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Country below the USA my camera guy is from there. I'll give you a clue - he speaks Spanish 'Spain?' ... Jesus H Christ... Come back Eugenics, all is forgiven.

  • @josephtf3188
    @josephtf3188 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As an american please don't associate me with these people.

  • @Ussonan-Foderation2016
    @Ussonan-Foderation2016 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This shouldn't be something to laugh at. Merely something to be upset on

  • @mrmeg8044
    @mrmeg8044 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    JoJolion 2027 40 years

  • @JudeKS10
    @JudeKS10 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You could do something similar to this in any country.

  • @baxtiyorqosimov948
    @baxtiyorqosimov948 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I understood one thing. Americans only know countries that the US has or had issues with. Of course, they know Afghanistan, Vietnam, Japan, and Iraq Boom. The US has to invade more countries to make its citizens more knowledgeable about maps. That's the solution. Don't thank me😂

  • @Luxurywon
    @Luxurywon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This pisses me off as an American

  • @supermaximglitchy1
    @supermaximglitchy1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:30 Kereltje’s face tho
    Now known as Belgianfriesgaming

  • @Idkwhoiamig
    @Idkwhoiamig หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro is back

  • @ItsFloppe
    @ItsFloppe 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    how? just how? like half these people dont even know their own flag

  • @ThatSammyGuy1
    @ThatSammyGuy1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How is it that in one frame there is him making Czechoslovakia and in the other frame there is nothing?

  • @360master
    @360master 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sometimes I feel like I’m the only American that knows basic geography

    • @josephtf3188
      @josephtf3188 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Your not, I know many people in my city at least that know a descent amount about geography and flags.

  • @cmdr42
    @cmdr42 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    sir central america is not in south america

  • @erdensonic1520
    @erdensonic1520 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wait, i was living my life in ikea and didnt know it?(also i had 6 out of 12 in geography and i still know more than americans, wow)

  • @ik2a
    @ik2a หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Certified brit

  • @jaidan_workman
    @jaidan_workman 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As an American, geography is easy. Even flag like principalities, administrative borders (states, provinces) and hard difficult nations to guesz unbeknownst I know like Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago and Seychelles... This stereotype is kinda hyped up then you meet me. 😂

  • @salxrn
    @salxrn 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i shuold just go to america and hope for that guy who gives out money, that way i can easily get $54 for free

  • @FlopoTV
    @FlopoTV 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ireland is not a part from the UK (in 2024)

  • @Vredood
    @Vredood 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ah yes, my favourite planet, Jerusalem.

  • @generalsaks
    @generalsaks หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    why WE RU not in EU continent?

  • @Lollll-s7j
    @Lollll-s7j หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:16 naah man

  • @Gil-games
    @Gil-games หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had to stop watching, it's too painful

  • @maximmayoroff4479
    @maximmayoroff4479 หลายเดือนก่อน

    >Europe
    >a continent
    Ok, whatever

  • @ぷにくろエンパイアー
    @ぷにくろエンパイアー หลายเดือนก่อน

    No way Norway

  • @shobhit.j3013
    @shobhit.j3013 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    greek goddess

  • @ryanblox117_yt
    @ryanblox117_yt 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    10:03 bro. Germany get back its colonial land

  • @Ameisenigelytk
    @Ameisenigelytk หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    If you ask yourself why Trump was elected, here's the response!

    • @BenCas4
      @BenCas4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      So true

    • @Luxurywon
      @Luxurywon หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He literally took the worst responses, I'm independent but it is unacceptable to just associate who someone voted for with the worst responses, and also just to add, you know Kamala (the other option) got ~50% of the popular vote right? This message isn't to bring you down in any way it's just a reminder to be better, use logic and to not associate who someone voted for to idioticness ❤

    • @Ameisenigelytk
      @Ameisenigelytk หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Luxurywon it's not about association. I didn't say I liked Kamala either. But how the hell is it possible that someone like Trump is chosen as candidate and eventually elected? This is distorting. Is idiocracy THAT real?
      Of course not all responses were like that. But it stands out that you seem to get those responses ALWAYS from americans. And the statistics draw the same image.

    • @lucas-d9n1h
      @lucas-d9n1h 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah, imagine having a diferent political opinion 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ameisenigelytk
      @Ameisenigelytk 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @lucas-d9n1h Trump is an infantile.

  • @ItsFelex
    @ItsFelex 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm impressed that they know Iraq and New Zealand lol

  • @Ariminer-svkn
    @Ariminer-svkn หลายเดือนก่อน

    hi

  • @Michael-e3z
    @Michael-e3z 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Not all Citizens of the United States of America are this dumb. It's just a small percent that reinforces this cherry-picked stereotype. This is still funny though. 😆

  • @AkKun-f5i
    @AkKun-f5i 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ultimate is Jerusalem a planet
    And jesus is alien😂😂😂

  • @Xavier-wj1iq
    @Xavier-wj1iq 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There’s no way people here are this dumb 😭

    • @Average_cuber
      @Average_cuber 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They just asked like 1000 people and took the dumbest out of all of them

  • @Hitliar1942
    @Hitliar1942 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    THIS IS FAKE, HE EDITED THE VIDEO TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THEY GOT IT WRONG😂 miserable

  • @lara7231
    @lara7231 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂

  • @nidor3015
    @nidor3015 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yope

  • @wyattstewart9342
    @wyattstewart9342 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a. American I swear we are not this dumb only the people in California are

  • @CMDRScotty
    @CMDRScotty หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When you say, "Name three countries outside of America," it is confusing you should say, "Can you name any countries outside the Americas?" This implies that they are outside of the Western Hemisphere. The first time I watched your video, I was confused as to why you said any nation outside America. I thought it was a joke, and my first thought was Canada and Mexico. You don't indicate North or South America or simply the Americas to mean outside the western hemisphere.

    • @copuim_dealer
      @copuim_dealer หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If you say "name a country outside of america" people automatically assume you're asking "name three countries other than American" i don't see the confusion......name three countries (=not continants) outside of america(=not usa) so litterally any country

    • @CMDRScotty
      @CMDRScotty หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @copuim_dealer The western hemisphere is called the Americas because it has two continents. Putting the s, north, or south at the end or the beginning of America lets you know you are asking about nations outside the Western Hemisphere or in the northern or southern half. No one says I am going to the America they say I am going to the Americas.

    • @copuim_dealer
      @copuim_dealer หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @CMDRScotty yes i already know that, what i'm saying is that how can you not tell the difference between "outside of america" and "outside of THE america'S"
      And even then if you're not sure what he asked or if you're confused there's still over 100 countries to choose from

    • @CMDRScotty
      @CMDRScotty หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @copuim_dealer It is proper English. You are giving America a singular definition Americas is a plural definition we are not just one landmass we are two continents, a central land bridge, and a grouping of islands. There is no other system in the world set up like the Americas. There are no North and South Europe separate continents so it's far easier.

    • @30noir
      @30noir หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CMDRScotty Americans themselves though use 'America' to refer to the United states and this was asked and answered with that in mind. I have seen videos where they are asked for countries in North America but they tend to be dreadful at that, also.