"Uh, sir?" "Yes, squire?" "Yes, sir, I was just going over the list of soldiers you've conscripted for the upcoming campaign, and I'm having some concerns." "Why, do you think I'm not sending enough men?" "No, no, there's plenty of men here, it's just... Well, there's one name that's causing me some confusion." "That is...?" "I'm seeing a Mr. Deargrigh on your list, sir, isn't that... Isn't that your cook?" "Wrong, squire, he is my CHEF. There's a difference." "Well sir, I'd question why you're bringing your chef along. He won't have much to cook with out on the battlefield." "You misunderstand, squire. Deargrigh is going to be fighting alongside the rest of the soldiers." "Fighting? With all due respect, sir, you can't be serious. That man has no combat training whatsoever, this is like sending a cobbler to war." "Believe me, you don't know Deargrigh like I do. He may be a mere chef, but he is a bloody warrior. The pans he uses to prepare my morning feast have claimed more lives than the swords of any soldiers on that roster. I've yet to see a man as adept on the battlefield as Deargrigh, and not bringing him along for the fight would be a foolish maneuver. He will easily best ten of our enemies' soldiers, if not more." "I fail to see how you can have such faith in a hand-servant, sir." "Then perhaps you should challenge him to a sparring match, I'm sure he will surprise you. If his prowess in single combat does not impress you, his ability to improvise with what the environment provides will. All the battlefield is a weapon for this man." "Right... I suppose I'd best see for myself if this Deargrigh is all he's cracked up to be." "Very well, I'll alert the healers that you need tending to. Have fun, squire." "Sir, I'm not har-" "If you fight Deargrigh, you will be. Now begone."
If playing mordhau has taught me anything, it’s that a man with a frying pan has absolutely no clue what he’s doing or he’s about to absolutely humiliate you with no mercy.
Imagine a real life scenario when you peek over something and suddenly a pan comes flying straight for your face... except for the intense pain (or even death)... with the straight up confusion over the situation, I can honestly not say if I would be mad or really impressed for the surprise. This video has taught me to never peek if there's a pan-knight around. Damn you, Deargrigh.
I wish there was an instant replay feature in Mordhau so that you could see what killed you. Imagine being that last turret guy and seeing the corpse leaping at you with a rock. It would be hilarious!
DUDE! 6:03 is the beginning of the best clip I've seen on mord. Im almost 100% positive you saved yourself. DOPE STUFF MAN!! IAlways love seeing a good spy build or Shenanigans with a friend
I think 7:53 is the moment I like best because it's so unexpected and cartoonish at the same time: enemy approaching and suddenly BAM! And off they fly!
Watching Deagrigh's old videos, I really love this guy. I have many idols, metal bands, some very famous people... But this guy, he is truly a hero. Deargrigh puts a smile on my face, even though he has troubles of his own. Truly a mad lad as well. I think everyone should try being a little more like Deargrigh.
Deargrigh loves you, too! I'm still trying to fix my PC issues so I can get back to making content, I really miss it! My processor hits 100c after about 30 mins of playing Mordhau which is a pretty huge issue. I've ordered some new thermal paste and pads to see if repasting the internals fixes the problem. We'll find out soon!
Two guys to stay away from in Mordhau, the one with a weird face and lot of frying pans. Usually naked and the other weird looking guy with a maul. Usually naked too. Mordhau facts. LOL
I just wanted to drop a comment and let you know how much I enjoyed watching your video! It truly gave me such a great mood and brought a smile to my face. The content was incredibly entertaining, and I had a blast throughout the entire video. Thenk you!
Just found your channel today, thanks for so many good laughs! Really like that your videos are not too over edited like other mordhau youtubers. Keep it up cant wait for more!
When you see a player with a frying pan, there are two possibilities.
1. He's a memer who you will kill with one hit.
2. He will humiliate you.
you should've said, he would handle you in #2.
True but it shouldn't really count as humiliation since that weapon can actually be OP lol
he is a memer or a sweaty memer
There is an secret option.
Extreme gamer memer: uses pan for joke but output same as John Wick with a gun.
@@tylerlandyn704 how is this related
imagine being a badass knight and getting clapped by the cook
to be honest he sounds more like a hobgoblin
"No one cared who I was until I put on the apron"
Especially if you are the one that got shlapped off the horse lol
Getting 360 from a cook is mad lol😅
"He's begining to believe" -Morpheus.
Im going to Morb! -Morbheus
With a black frying pan
"Uh, sir?"
"Yes, squire?"
"Yes, sir, I was just going over the list of soldiers you've conscripted for the upcoming campaign, and I'm having some concerns."
"Why, do you think I'm not sending enough men?"
"No, no, there's plenty of men here, it's just... Well, there's one name that's causing me some confusion."
"That is...?"
"I'm seeing a Mr. Deargrigh on your list, sir, isn't that... Isn't that your cook?"
"Wrong, squire, he is my CHEF. There's a difference."
"Well sir, I'd question why you're bringing your chef along. He won't have much to cook with out on the battlefield."
"You misunderstand, squire. Deargrigh is going to be fighting alongside the rest of the soldiers."
"Fighting? With all due respect, sir, you can't be serious. That man has no combat training whatsoever, this is like sending a cobbler to war."
"Believe me, you don't know Deargrigh like I do. He may be a mere chef, but he is a bloody warrior. The pans he uses to prepare my morning feast have claimed more lives than the swords of any soldiers on that roster. I've yet to see a man as adept on the battlefield as Deargrigh, and not bringing him along for the fight would be a foolish maneuver. He will easily best ten of our enemies' soldiers, if not more."
"I fail to see how you can have such faith in a hand-servant, sir."
"Then perhaps you should challenge him to a sparring match, I'm sure he will surprise you. If his prowess in single combat does not impress you, his ability to improvise with what the environment provides will. All the battlefield is a weapon for this man."
"Right... I suppose I'd best see for myself if this Deargrigh is all he's cracked up to be."
"Very well, I'll alert the healers that you need tending to. Have fun, squire."
"Sir, I'm not har-"
"If you fight Deargrigh, you will be. Now begone."
Ironsnake345ify why in the world did I go through the effort to read this and enjoy it?
*_Noice story bud_*
3 minutes well wasted. Great story mah dude xD
Just awesome
Wow haha
7:30
You absolutely humiliated this guy.
What a god.
Best Mordhau content creator imo!
Like stealing candy from a baby
Is there such a thing?
If playing mordhau has taught me anything, it’s that a man with a frying pan has absolutely no clue what he’s doing or he’s about to absolutely humiliate you with no mercy.
Epicly edited good sire.
bigbilly yeah agree they are amazing they have me laughing while all stoned
Yes sir.
Imagine a real life scenario when you peek over something and suddenly a pan comes flying straight for your face... except for the intense pain (or even death)... with the straight up confusion over the situation, I can honestly not say if I would be mad or really impressed for the surprise.
This video has taught me to never peek if there's a pan-knight around. Damn you, Deargrigh.
*For me, is a damn fire ball coming right in my face and I dance before it kill me hehe*
14:30 that right there, deserved a subscription
i realize i wasnt subbed this guy is a legend
I wish there was an instant replay feature in Mordhau so that you could see what killed you. Imagine being that last turret guy and seeing the corpse leaping at you with a rock. It would be hilarious!
11:07 he was humilated so hard that he lost his will to fight
6:05 iron pans can't pulverize rocks.
Wake up sheeple
Yes they can silly, metal is harder than stone!
DUDE! 6:03 is the beginning of the best clip I've seen on mord. Im almost 100% positive you saved yourself. DOPE STUFF MAN!!
IAlways love seeing a good spy build or Shenanigans with a friend
Holy shit was my response
That was so epic, like out of a movie
6:04 this man just dissed a catapult shot with a frying pan
7:53 Could be right out of a Laurel & Hardy movie!
1:25 Frying pans are now officially better than bows
I think 7:53 is the moment I like best because it's so unexpected and cartoonish at the same time: enemy approaching and suddenly BAM! And off they fly!
Watching Deagrigh's old videos, I really love this guy. I have many idols, metal bands, some very famous people... But this guy, he is truly a hero. Deargrigh puts a smile on my face, even though he has troubles of his own. Truly a mad lad as well. I think everyone should try being a little more like Deargrigh.
Deargrigh loves you, too! I'm still trying to fix my PC issues so I can get back to making content, I really miss it! My processor hits 100c after about 30 mins of playing Mordhau which is a pretty huge issue. I've ordered some new thermal paste and pads to see if repasting the internals fixes the problem. We'll find out soon!
Two guys to stay away from in Mordhau, the one with a weird face and lot of frying pans. Usually naked
and the other weird looking guy with a maul. Usually naked too. Mordhau facts. LOL
I only bring out the fucked up face maul kit when someone deserves it
naked mauls are like the dark souls gods who do naked runs to make THEM balanced
Thanks for this video from 4 years ago I didn't know how funny Mordhau was
it was better before admins went insane
Whenever i feel down or angry i just go and rewatch one of Deargrigh videos and restore some happiness! Thank you Deargrigh!
That's awesome to hear man, glad you're enjoying the content!
This game is a goldmine of comedy, and your videos too.
Your videos bring me happiness like none other.
your skills are stir frightening
I just wanted to drop a comment and let you know how much I enjoyed watching your video! It truly gave me such a great mood and brought a smile to my face. The content was incredibly entertaining, and I had a blast throughout the entire video. Thenk you!
That's awesome! Thank you for letting me know, really appreciate it :)
@@Deargrighdo you have a discord for this channel?
Compliments to the Chef. 10/10
Best Mordhau content I've seen in a while.
Groovy vid bruv. Love seeing a dedicated mordhau youtuber.
03:24 Out of the fire into the frying pan.
As a frying pan enthusiast, I must say this is exemplary skillmanship!
7:13 MoistPaddlin when he was a good person and not a zion admin
Yooo what happened?
You are one of the best editors of Mordhau videos on TH-cam! Keep going!
Just found your channel today, thanks for so many good laughs! Really like that your videos are not too over edited like other mordhau youtubers. Keep it up cant wait for more!
Maybe the best mordhau channel out there. You are awesome mate.
3:33
You just did a pan flip off his head
The OG form of trolling in mordhau ;)
Your the best mix of good player and troll on TH-cam. Keep up the great work!
It's... Just... So CASUAL. The kills look effortless. I love it.
I really fokin enjoy ur videos man. Thx for all the precious content!
Man your videos are one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen
You are the very people who look like there trying to have fun in a video games these days. Thank you.
Ah, yes, this is why I turned the notifications on. I don't want to miss a single video EVER.
The pan is mightier than a sword.
Great stuff as always mate. Never change and never stop laughing.
I love watching the enemy team giggle when deargrigh makes a funny kill I lose it every time
My favorite part is the "aw aw call an ambulance.. but not for me" that shit gets me every time lmfao
Awesome. Now you need to start combining your tricks. Frying pan + medikit trick + sharpened wooden sticks = comedy gold!
And then the end of Tangled went from a gag to a war crime.
Okay killing the guy and knocking him off the horse with a pan was hilarious
The classic frying pan troll, i always rewatch your videos from time to time, keep it up i love it! dont stop! i need more lol 😂
You are so funny!! Too good at the game man! Keep it up!
Really enjoy your funny videos! Please make more like this
7:54 I just pictured the FBI OPEN UP clip 😆
7:15 , You hit me so hard I went back to the dial up age, thank you. xD
no way its u
Your form and execution are impeccable
Hahahahah I've played with most of the players you troll, australia gang. Keep the great vids up bro
This guy is the king of trolls. This is something else.
Mordhau needs to become famous because it is just so freaking good
Good news man
keep up the content, you'll blow up here within the next couple weeks guaranteed. laughing my ass off the whole time.
I'm dying so hard at the frying pan man swatting away Corona. Fucking brilliant.
Frying pan kills man in full plate armor in two hits. Seems legit.
Subscribed over this. Should have subscribed over you bullying archers.
Mans goes ham with a frying pan
The batin at 13:52 had me cracking up 😆
2:56 is bloody perfect! 😂
Amazing as allways
Man's an avengers level threat right here.
How can you be so skilled at gaming and video montage? Glad to see your channel is growing :)
People never expect the sheer speed of that frying pan (same goes for the quarterstaff). Its fun to surprise them with a cheeky throw when they're low
a good player with a frying pan is scarier than a good player with a maul
This panning is pure gold.
Now that's what I call deadpan comedy
Watching your video makes my day better. :D
your videos are great dude, keep em coming :)
You know what's better than a frying pan? 2 FRYING PANS
Gotta love when you crouch dodge and the enemey try do the same and fail hard.
Deargrigh's moves are terrifying...thank fuck he's only a memer, otherwise we'd all be truly fucked
Oh my god that guy in the beginning, Venom
If he is who I think he is he ALWAYS rides horses lol
You're now one of my favorite youtuber dude !
Keep it up :)
most slept on mordhau channel
You'll never catch me, Master Deargrigh.
> .Wolf Senpai-
we need some medic bag kills
Absolutely fantastic job, sir.
That 360 no oil was pretty sick 2:41
14:30 Absolutely fucking pulverized
hes so good at this game his movements are so smooth its fluid like i can never be this good its like hes actually in the game
was so excited, when i saw my notifications pop up
Hands down the best troll in mordhau
I love it when you dodge and they just freeze and stare in shock
Same bro
@@Deargrigh 6:59 what voice is that,?
Im getting a dopamine rush just from watching lmao
7:53 I'm crying at this part.
That "Call an Ambulance" bit really got me lmao
Is just so funny how he throws the pan to their face 🤣
Hey I actually got an appearance outside of the kill feed lul, needs more screams
At a different level 💪
Wow! So good! Ah! Ah! Ah! More! More! I want more content!!!
This is why this game is great. Content like this
4:57 i had a heart attack
The thing is the frying pan is actually a decent weapon because of how fast it moves
@Deargrigh why you still checking comments bro also if you read this would you be down to play some MORDHAU
The frying pan vs catapult was the most anime thing i have seen.
6:06 He’s the chosen one...