0:01 I thought “Cliché of the black dude who throws you knives” but the ending got me only because of the edit; and TRUST ME when i say that the edits are mostly the main reason of why many videos are bad nowdays! 0:11 “She looks like a teenager, so… hOw DiD sHe NoT kNoW tHaT?” i asked myself before considering she might have just developed it! Dumb me i guess… she even wrote it! 0:39 Welp, that’s what i thought too! 0:48 What? And she stood there waiting to dumbly die; i did not like this! 0:57 She’s such a goofball. Dumb ways to die… 1:18 What?! Who are they? Is she the lady from Resident Evil Village? 1:27 I kinda didn’t understand at first but then i was like “Oh s**t”! 1:53 THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I INJURED MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME: BOTCHED DOUBLE FRONT FLIP AND MY KNEE SMASHES MY FAVOURITE F***ING TEETH! 2:01 Just dumb way to die, nothing else! 2:13 I don’t like this video because the creator of the video’s OC is so stupid that she fails to kill a damn YN! LIKE… THE YN WAS ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY who escaped death from the creator, who has a child’s mind behind the scenes. That’s surely a dumb way to die, and i didn't like it! 2:34 I hate these Hell vs Paradise war videos where the child grow up and then nothing happens. 2:53 Wot? So she killed that thing? Dumb ways to live now! 3:01 What? Is the guy from the first video responsable? I hate this out of nowhere ending, it could have been somebody who took a picture but no, a flying kitchen knife! HoW fUnNy! 3:13 I guess it was made of chinese porcelain if it broke just like that; i guess Katzuki had oil on his hands too; and i also guess this happened in an AU where not only are Deku and Katzuki actual friends, but Deku ACTUALLY has a teleportation quirk and used it to come in and kill the poor dumb Katzuki! Kids, this is why y’all gotta clean the hands, learn from this!
One time me and my 3 other older siblings went swimming at a pool then we all agreed to play Marco Polo in the water, i wanted to start so i said “Marco!” and my sister said “Polo!”. So, i thought that since i had a life jacket, it would be safe to swim in the middle of the 5ft area because that’s where my other siblings where, but when i started to swim across to where the sound is coming from, they started to splash water all over me and i felt like i was drowning so i said “Stop! i feel like i’m drowning!” but ofc noone cared but stopped anyway. I immediately went over to my mom and told her abt everything that happend but she was FINE WITH IT like if she hadn’t even cared but instead tightened my life jacket. I also went back and told them i was not playing anymore bc they all almost killed me. btw this happened when i was 9
My little cousin handed me a lighter and asked how to use it- I lit it looked at my sisters bf and started to chase him this is the only thing I could think while chasing him-
0:06-when you drink,always sit🙃 0:30 before eating smthng,always verify that your not allergic to it😭 0:44 better not wish smthng when your not sure that you rlly want it😅 0:53 pay attention where you're walking💀 1:13 do not hold smthng that is easy to break if you're clumsy☠ 1:22 do not be friend with anyone👽 1:46 do not accept anything from strangers🤡 1:59 do not jump here🤣 2:09 do not touch everything you see😂 2:31 do not trust ppl that your abt to kill🤪 2:51 i guess she already told you things that you shouldn't do😒 2:58 scary ppl by the back 😃 3:09 do not cheat on your gf in school or your or her house👺 3:18 same thing as the one with the lego car👾
In the 3rd grade I was home alone and me and my cat were in the living room and my 4 dogs escaped and since my cat and dogs dont get along I picked my cat up (she hates being picked up)and tried to take her to her room and she Scratched my forehead,it bleed spot and I had to get 16 stitches, and 2 staples,My cat cuddled with me the whole week,(also that was a friday) At school *Everyone* Asked me what happened to me it was Hilarious.
tell me one way you almost died dumbly me is: one time a had swim lessons and jumped in the pool and I drowned and it started raining so everyone left and lifegaurd rescued me
xD en el minuto 0:06, muy si en el minuto 1:13 y en el 1:57 y xD en el minuto 2:30 y el minuto 2:57 me pasó a mi, yo fuí la golpeada al final y estuvo gracioso en el minuto 3:17.
So um... i had 2 dumb car accidents the 1st one was that i was on a bike and my dumb scences didnt work because idk, my hearing wasnt good and there was a car behind me so that happend (5) another time was pretty recent, a couple weeks ago i was strolling across the road ti get to my swimming and a car was right behind me, and as i said my hearing isnt good so i almost got hit... (9) dumb ways to die AIR (am i right?)
once when i was 5 4 3 or 2. i went to my holiday and went to the pool. decided to take my floaties off. then drowned. my dad saved me tho- i was at the bottom untill he grabbed my leg.
i was running to the next room and i fell and my toe was bleeding non-stop and i touched glass it cut all the way to my flesh and bleeding non-stop [i was 7-8 or 6 when both of these hapened]
So... My dumb ways to die history but it was scary here! When it was 2019 night October 12 I sleeped with my brother but I wanted mom with me so I walked to mom bedroom but I didnt saw the figure blocked my way and I died so I got revived from Jesus. Heaven can revive u. Then i was in Hoplistal revived
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@@OliverFPElovesAidenandAlice omg I loved it
And remember kids, thats why you do not accept ice cream from a clown animatronic that turns into blood!
1:28
@the IDIOT behind the slaughter YES
@the IDIOT behind the slaughter YES IM A FNAF ADDICT TOO
@the IDIOT behind the slaughter I’m allergic to William Afton sooooo
Poor elithabeth
3:10 so that’s where the knife from 0:08 went.
My mom asked me why she hears the stupid words
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie
Over and over and over again 😅
She said if I hear this song one more time, I’ll throw you out of a window
😭
@@LEI5857Lol
2:09 what happened to her eyes💀💀💀
editing skills🗿
It's called editing
Idk 💀
🎵Smart ways to live 🎵
2:22 smart ways to liveee
0:01 I thought “Cliché of the black dude who throws you knives” but the ending got me only because of the edit; and TRUST ME when i say that the edits are mostly the main reason of why many videos are bad nowdays!
0:11 “She looks like a teenager, so… hOw DiD sHe NoT kNoW tHaT?” i asked myself before considering she might have just developed it! Dumb me i guess… she even wrote it!
0:39 Welp, that’s what i thought too!
0:48 What? And she stood there waiting to dumbly die; i did not like this!
0:57 She’s such a goofball. Dumb ways to die…
1:18 What?! Who are they? Is she the lady from Resident Evil Village?
1:27 I kinda didn’t understand at first but then i was like “Oh s**t”!
1:53 THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I INJURED MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME: BOTCHED DOUBLE FRONT FLIP AND MY KNEE SMASHES MY FAVOURITE F***ING TEETH!
2:01 Just dumb way to die, nothing else!
2:13 I don’t like this video because the creator of the video’s OC is so stupid that she fails to kill a damn YN! LIKE… THE YN WAS ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY who escaped death from the creator, who has a child’s mind behind the scenes. That’s surely a dumb way to die, and i didn't like it!
2:34 I hate these Hell vs Paradise war videos where the child grow up and then nothing happens.
2:53 Wot? So she killed that thing? Dumb ways to live now!
3:01 What? Is the guy from the first video responsable? I hate this out of nowhere ending, it could have been somebody who took a picture but no, a flying kitchen knife! HoW fUnNy!
3:13 I guess it was made of chinese porcelain if it broke just like that; i guess Katzuki had oil on his hands too; and i also guess this happened in an AU where not only are Deku and Katzuki actual friends, but Deku ACTUALLY has a teleportation quirk and used it to come in and kill the poor dumb Katzuki! Kids, this is why y’all gotta clean the hands, learn from this!
She is not the lady from Resident Evil 😂 she's a character from the Roblox game "The Mimic"
The 3rd one have Muzan as Michael Jackson 😂
1:37 get ur toast out with a fork-
Do your own electrical work-
Teach yourself how to fly-
Eat a 2 year old unafrigeareted pie-
Dumb ways to die-
One time me and my 3 other older siblings went swimming at a pool then we all agreed to play Marco Polo in the water, i wanted to start so i said “Marco!” and my sister said “Polo!”. So, i thought that since i had a life jacket, it would be safe to swim in the middle of the 5ft area because that’s where my other siblings where, but when i started to swim across to where the sound is coming from, they started to splash water all over me and i felt like i was drowning so i said “Stop! i feel like i’m drowning!” but ofc noone cared but stopped anyway. I immediately went over to my mom and told her abt everything that happend but she was FINE WITH IT like if she hadn’t even cared but instead tightened my life jacket. I also went back and told them i was not playing anymore bc they all almost killed me.
btw this happened when i was 9
Remember kids. Don’t stand in the middle of the road when a car is coming
My little cousin handed me a lighter and asked how to use it- I lit it looked at my sisters bf and started to chase him this is the only thing I could think while chasing him-
0:06-when you drink,always sit🙃
0:30 before eating smthng,always verify that your not allergic to it😭
0:44 better not wish smthng when your not sure that you rlly want it😅
0:53 pay attention where you're walking💀
1:13 do not hold smthng that is easy to break if you're clumsy☠
1:22 do not be friend with anyone👽
1:46 do not accept anything from strangers🤡
1:59 do not jump here🤣
2:09 do not touch everything you see😂
2:31 do not trust ppl that your abt to kill🤪
2:51 i guess she already told you things that you shouldn't do😒
2:58 scary ppl by the back 😃
3:09 do not cheat on your gf in school or your or her house👺
3:18 same thing as the one with the lego car👾
2:10 her eyes tho 😂😂😂😂😂
In the 3rd grade I was home alone and me and my cat were in the living room and my 4 dogs escaped and since my cat and dogs dont get along I picked my cat up (she hates being picked up)and tried to take her to her room and she Scratched my forehead,it bleed spot and I had to get 16 stitches, and 2 staples,My cat cuddled with me the whole week,(also that was a friday)
At school *Everyone*
Asked me what happened to me it was Hilarious.
0:30 Wait...She is melting and having cake allergy?
tell me one way you almost died dumbly me is: one time a had swim lessons and jumped in the pool and I drowned and it started raining so everyone left and lifegaurd rescued me
I stepped on a needle
1:15 Me breaking my lil brothers lego machine
Me: hey what's the dumbest way to die sis?
My little sister:oh umm getting slapped
*Me finding out someone died by getting slapped* WTF!?
How the fuc-
@@Unicornlover-gf2yp he got slapped so hard he forgot to breathe💀
Oh.
Zamn
Tell me these people didn’t even notice but the people there that notice or like oh shit oh, I’m fucking dead
nostalga 100%
xD en el minuto 0:06, muy si en el minuto 1:13 y en el 1:57 y xD en el minuto 2:30 y el minuto 2:57 me pasó a mi, yo fuí la golpeada al final y estuvo gracioso en el minuto 3:17.
And some could be a true story cuz y'know what im sayin'
I almost hit by a motorcycle when i go home
If y'all didn't know I actually had a a dumb ways to die on a car accident 😭 I was 6 ok😀
I had a dumb ways to die by falling if a chair and breaking my wrist
And remember kids! Don’t be stupid enough to trip over a rock, on a bike.
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So um... i had 2 dumb car accidents the 1st one was that i was on a bike and my dumb scences didnt work because idk, my hearing wasnt good and there was a car behind me so that happend (5) another time was pretty recent, a couple weeks ago i was strolling across the road ti get to my swimming and a car was right behind me, and as i said my hearing isnt good so i almost got hit... (9) dumb ways to die AIR (am i right?)
once when i was 5 4 3 or 2. i went to my holiday and went to the pool. decided to take my floaties off. then drowned. my dad saved me tho- i was at the bottom untill he grabbed my leg.
i was running to the next room and i fell and my toe was bleeding non-stop and i touched glass it cut all the way to my flesh and bleeding non-stop [i was 7-8 or 6 when both of these hapened]
[Btw this is emotion]my friend ignores me when i do somthing wrong 🙂👍
2:14 aprendi com o teko teko porquê??
Giyuu would be dead with them if he came earlier 👀
Beata te che hai un canale youtube,io lho dovuto chiudere pk mia mamma non voleva che avevo un canale :(
So... My dumb ways to die history but it was scary here!
When it was 2019 night October 12 I sleeped with my brother but I wanted mom with me so I walked to mom bedroom but I didnt saw the figure blocked my way and I died so I got revived from Jesus. Heaven can revive u. Then i was in Hoplistal revived
Giyu💀
You don’t see te he real history be hind this song…
What💀
Do not break deku toy
Dumb