Barstool Pizza Review - Sea Bright Pizzeria (Sea Bright, NJ) Bonus Italian Ice Kidnapping

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  • @TheJerseyAviator
    @TheJerseyAviator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    One kid to scream HOWS THE FLOP?! to bring Dave back to his first time with a girl, everybody knows the rules

    • @WestCoastR1der
      @WestCoastR1der 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      lmaoooooooooooooooo

    • @ErnestGoesToMadeas
      @ErnestGoesToMadeas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Which was also his last time with a girl. Good thing it was on tape.

    • @snakeboy3847
      @snakeboy3847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @HolyToledo
      @HolyToledo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well I can’t top this comment so...👍🏻👍🏻

    • @jasonjones3694
      @jasonjones3694 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @tristan8041
    @tristan8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Dave surrounded by teenagers. Everyone knows he finally gets to be the popular kid in school.

    • @stevemiller3991
      @stevemiller3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😭😭💀💀💀

    • @rorymeyer
      @rorymeyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And a boyfriend 🤣

    • @raymondporter7748
      @raymondporter7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      C'mon Dave's fostering the future generation of Barstoolies.

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s gonna end up in jail.

    • @jchamp_7
      @jchamp_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      funny... i know most of those kids in this vid 😆

  • @puretoronto
    @puretoronto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    One pizza, 50 bedwetters…. Everyone knows the rules.

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You were wetting the bed in high school?

    • @thecoleslaw
      @thecoleslaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Woozlewuzzleable bruh those kids are like 8 years old

    • @fuckyoutube647
      @fuckyoutube647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thecoleslaw hes going into his freshman year of high school he has no idea how young these kids really are lol

    • @tylerh2168
      @tylerh2168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brooo Michael a fucking pisses me off when there’s a huge crowd just watching this guy a pizza like fuck I just let him do his review and fuck off

    • @terraincognitagaming
      @terraincognitagaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thecoleslaw 8 what, theyre teens.

  • @briggo53
    @briggo53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dave connects with the 12-14 year old crowd. They wear the same size pants.

  • @jacklutz9705
    @jacklutz9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    One bite you can see Dave sweating because he knows he's violating his parole being around all those young people.

  • @jcalley23
    @jcalley23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Italian ice daughter is an absolute ROCKET

  • @JohnSmith-vl1jj
    @JohnSmith-vl1jj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Kids attacking the Pizza like a pack of wild hayenas, everyone one knows they're all going to end up taller than Dave one day.

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That almost turned dangerous.

  • @joshw3198
    @joshw3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    One bite, everyone knows he was wearing the sunglasses so we wouldn’t see him staring at the Italian ice daughter. #Rocket

    • @dj8083
      @dj8083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But she was pretty hot tho

    • @rtwod-
      @rtwod- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was a 7.6 max

  • @kerryabruzzo5297
    @kerryabruzzo5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Flock of seagulls attacked the leftover pizza, typical Jersey shore.

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And I ran, I ran so fast to get, to get a slice

  • @mohdbassam
    @mohdbassam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Teens giggling for no reason might be the most annoying thing, everybody knows the rules

  • @galasso914
    @galasso914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Those kids grabbed those slices like a pack of savage raccoons

  • @dougtube9870
    @dougtube9870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    My man Strollo living the life. Getting that Italian ice money and rolling in an SUV with hot shorts.

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My man is a sugar daddy.

    • @bespinman4648
      @bespinman4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or daughter

    • @americannightmare2109
      @americannightmare2109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My man is a woman

    • @04mdsimps
      @04mdsimps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He had “i funk my daughter…new jersey fuhgeddaboudih” style vibes

    • @Jacobsen1987
      @Jacobsen1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is his daughter

  • @rustygolfer3475
    @rustygolfer3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Dude acted like he invented the wheel. You put some juice in some ice.

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s been popular in Hawaii forever.

    • @kingwild772
      @kingwild772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s called a gelati

    • @timtoot3314
      @timtoot3314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahh if you’re not from NJ you wouldn’t understand. This place has been around for ages. Yeah, he didn’t invent it but this place is HUGEEEE out in Jersey.

  • @chewqatman
    @chewqatman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Feeding the hungry sea kids of NJ, everyone knows the rules.

  • @supanami2603
    @supanami2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    One bite everyone knows the rules, ngl that Ice cream daughter look mighty good!

    • @KatrinaSaysHi
      @KatrinaSaysHi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      One smokeshow daughter, everyone knows the rules!

    • @zunedog31
      @zunedog31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She should be named Apollonia

    • @jasonjones3694
      @jasonjones3694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the ice cream daughter...lol

    • @majesticpbjcat7707
      @majesticpbjcat7707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck yeah she did

    • @hnc098
      @hnc098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her dad has six stores and probably reports 20% of the revenue. Cash rich living in one of those sea bright mansions.

  • @johnestupido1418
    @johnestupido1418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Irritating kid: "How's the flop!!!"
    Dave: "Nothing like your mom's sag bags.:

    • @APdx9o
      @APdx9o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      lol that kid was so annoying

    • @brendanc2675
      @brendanc2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@APdx9o couldn't agree more

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He's a kid, relax. He'll look back at this review in a couple years and think "I was so dumb" Today he thinks its the funniest thing ever.

    • @Xsi9mm
      @Xsi9mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seriously, its a little kid...

    • @julianduque4275
      @julianduque4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@APdx9o bruh he was like 12 chill

  • @darrickrieder
    @darrickrieder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Dave, thanks for giving people the time of day for pics. That's what keeps me watching. I love you for it

  • @spaceboundlad2622
    @spaceboundlad2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The places which don't know who dave is or don't really care are the best reviews cause dave can be honest and the review seems genuine.

  • @davidcampbell4357
    @davidcampbell4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great love how nice Dave is to everyone that comes around

  • @JoeBlow_4
    @JoeBlow_4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What you did for that Italian Ice shop is just special. You take a lot of kidding, but kidding aside, it was just good stuff.

  • @johanbouf4969
    @johanbouf4969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lmao “Best Italian ice in jersey”
    *has never tried any other Italian ice ever*

  • @potusthepotatooftheuniteds1034
    @potusthepotatooftheuniteds1034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The judge said Dave has to stay 500' of schools, parks and churches. She didn't say anything about pizzerias

  • @frankthomas1423
    @frankthomas1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That owner that was juicin the crowd wanted a higher score lmao

  • @Brandon-bm6he
    @Brandon-bm6he 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Dave has officially “Jumped the Shark”

    • @massrage65
      @massrage65 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally underrated comment.

  • @dingx9455
    @dingx9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The bonus kidnapping episodes are the best

  • @sunday8979
    @sunday8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The kid on the right waving his free slice to the camera is my hero

  • @ebitdareadthebook1535
    @ebitdareadthebook1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    One bite, everyone knows Dave is for the children

  • @thedude804
    @thedude804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's the price of being a celebrity. You handle it better and more honestly than any celeb I've ever seen though.

  • @robertlee4172
    @robertlee4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dave, the pitchman for great eats.
    He's built a brand sought after by every business owner in the food industry.

  • @My6091
    @My6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Dave makes the daughter make more noises later....everyone knows the rules.

  • @jakeyell
    @jakeyell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Italian Ice daughter looks doable...

    • @scottmcwave9479
      @scottmcwave9479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re so mature

    • @CapFlipGaming
      @CapFlipGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's 17 all day. Be careful lol

    • @jakeyell
      @jakeyell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I most certainly am not, and will fight to the death those who say otherwise...

  • @douglasjohnston6446
    @douglasjohnston6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can tell Dave loves New Jersey. It's actually a really beautiful state.

  • @TheAngryAustrian
    @TheAngryAustrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Coke dealer works in a Kingergarten and brought the kids, everyone knows the rules.

  • @JustAFriendlyBearlol
    @JustAFriendlyBearlol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    One prez surrounded by teenagers, everybody knows it’s kinda weird.

    • @hockeyguy2005
      @hockeyguy2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not going to lie the blue bikini bathing suit I was looking...😂😂

    • @jonprue4202
      @jonprue4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hockeyguy2005 Yeah dude, she was hella cute, but that thing looked more like underwear than a bikini bottom, wtf?

  • @Decembersown21
    @Decembersown21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    this is literally my nightmare..

  • @matthewwolf4852
    @matthewwolf4852 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate the negative comments the man popular or not but obviously he is. He's known international but he did a great thing for struggling small business n saved people's career n lively hood. So for all the negative comments what did you do during pandemic

    • @Greesher
      @Greesher 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This place was never struggling 😂
      Their pies are legendary in Jersey. Not their bullshit cheese pizza that Dave Whitenoy ordered; they have a pie called Christian’s pie. It’s fucking horrifyingly delicious

  • @bookpaper105
    @bookpaper105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    if theres one place i never wanna be its right there

  • @wojak1921
    @wojak1921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One pic with every underage in town, everyone knows the rules

  • @Ronnie_Kn
    @Ronnie_Kn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One uncomfortable review everyone knows the rules

  • @TheHomiePit
    @TheHomiePit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That crowd absolutely decimated that pizza.

  • @clv9056
    @clv9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave making peoples day everyday. Respect

  • @garybettman7026
    @garybettman7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh yes!! Love me some “wooder ice” !! Great video once again my friend! - Gary.

    • @tchombre1992
      @tchombre1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, fucking Gary's back!- Tyler

    • @Dina_2020_
      @Dina_2020_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tchombre1992 🤣

  • @jefflopez4087
    @jefflopez4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    you can tell Dave LOVES kids. thats why he doesn't want any

  • @stankyyboi
    @stankyyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    we all know Davey tried the ice cream daughter's Italian ice

  • @StormThePosmky
    @StormThePosmky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God I love these I know you did a review a year ago but I’m going to do the rocky steps then angelos!

  • @wvusmc
    @wvusmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That crowd makes it easy to be a misanthrope.

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you're probably much older than them. If you're like 12 it was a great hangout.

  • @imagineheavenbookbyjohnbur2480
    @imagineheavenbookbyjohnbur2480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm getting a big Grinch fudge tasting contest vibe from these Italian Ice people lol

  • @diveanddine
    @diveanddine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man those kids mobbed your pizza box like they dont eat at home lmao

  • @RetroCharged
    @RetroCharged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everyones complaining about the kids in the video but honestly i'm just happy to see them outside enjoying themselves.

  • @jaysmith2526
    @jaysmith2526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dictionary- Salt of the Earth
    Translation- El Presidente

  • @hippydippy
    @hippydippy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dave surrounded by young boys... He's in Heaven!

    • @Dom_721
      @Dom_721 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats a pretty fucked up comment, null and void

    • @mrtibbz10
      @mrtibbz10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dom_721 Didn't work in the rules either. Shit

    • @Johnomonster94
      @Johnomonster94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @GardenState2012
      @GardenState2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and girls too. Are you blind?

  • @tonynguyen162
    @tonynguyen162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dave's pinky while eating ice-cream. The man is fancy!

  • @magneto44
    @magneto44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the chaos is back in these reviews, what made them fun to begin with

  • @believer1899
    @believer1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    one smokin' daughter everybody knows the rules

  • @InstancesKMS
    @InstancesKMS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dave is genuinely just such a nice guy

  • @ontic100
    @ontic100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You deserve the love for everything you do for us sir.

  • @Swart781
    @Swart781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Italian ice guy absolute legend

  • @YehoshuaD
    @YehoshuaD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dave is a man of the people...

  • @DeltaAssaultGaming
    @DeltaAssaultGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Total smoke show at 3:14

  • @chileanc3276
    @chileanc3276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dave should run for president. Everyday he’ll try new pizza joint and rate it for the entire nation on Fox News.
    Dave for Prez everybody knows the rules

  • @stevensmith8793
    @stevensmith8793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We should officially change your nickname from Prez to Principal. Dave's a hit with the kids.

  • @citrine65
    @citrine65 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Strollos ices yum!!
    People line up in the Summer.
    Several locations.
    Spotless, well run.
    Same delicious ices I remember from the 1960s.

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Italian Ice kidnapper is a sugar daddy, everybody knows the rules.
    Oh, that's his daughter.

  • @dbourke7385
    @dbourke7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One pizza review with kids who attacked the pie like seagulls

  • @thesboys
    @thesboys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that pinky Dave. Give the daughter a shocker with it.

  • @JoeJacksonGT3
    @JoeJacksonGT3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    White specs on Dave's stash, everybody knows the rules

  • @mattdillard3534
    @mattdillard3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When all the kids grab a piece it reminds me of the scene in all dogs go to heaven 😂😂 sharing is caring

  • @dennisjanda5081
    @dennisjanda5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dave looks like he's at Romper Room event, everybody knows the rules even the kids !!

  • @Loudtree
    @Loudtree ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave is a true man of the people.

  • @dx2398
    @dx2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave,Pizza,Crowd.........love it,is a nice combination

  • @rogerdodger4307
    @rogerdodger4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One Dave “Kidnapping”.
    Everybody knows El Prez took too long before wiping that ice cream off his mustache.

  • @davidd2613
    @davidd2613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the ad-lib reviews. “End up in a basement” haha!

  • @tbomber7716
    @tbomber7716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Enjoy the ride Dave!
    You deserve it;

  • @jakesnacks1149
    @jakesnacks1149 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lots of trust funds in that crowd.

  • @zzz1945
    @zzz1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One prez giving an inflated score
    Every one knows he would have given it a 7.3 if he weren’t surrounded by these meddling kids

  • @justinmaybin7270
    @justinmaybin7270 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave is well loved and respected

  • @TheOriginalArchie
    @TheOriginalArchie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone knows not even one person could resist putting their cell phone down to enjoy the moment.

  • @modius6124
    @modius6124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Entertaining review. Keep up the great work 👍

  • @mattsmith6666
    @mattsmith6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanx for being who you are! Dig it!

  • @thaddeusk4230
    @thaddeusk4230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reason one goes to SB Pizzaria is for their Grandma's 'Christian' or Cono's Eggplant pie

  • @timthaloff4363
    @timthaloff4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    C'mon, Portnoy. It's July. "I don't know where all these people are coming from."
    Gee, maybe they're locals and tourists on vaca in a Jersey beach town?
    His reviews are on auto-pilot lately, too.

  • @BillJones23
    @BillJones23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Dave low key flirting w the daughter, everyone knows the rules.

  • @MrCSInyfan1000
    @MrCSInyfan1000 ปีที่แล้ว

    "They're like my parents" 😂😂

  • @MOONOVERMIAMI
    @MOONOVERMIAMI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello great video Dave

  • @rayenglert5423
    @rayenglert5423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave with the tennie boppers in his element everybody knows the rules

  • @Babu-kr3cr
    @Babu-kr3cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to the Lighthouse Italian Ice place in Pt. Pleasant and had the lemon. I was really shocked how good it was. I have had it other places, and it isn't nearly as good. One place was bitter like it had the pith grated into it. You have to eat it slowly and let each spoonful melt on your tongue so you can taste it.
    I think the best pizza I had at the shore was Pete and Elda's in Neptune City. Most of the pizza is pretty good though. I don't know if you have ever been to Pizza Plus in Asbury Park, but they had pretty good cheap pizzas and other foods. They have been there for decades now.

  • @j.b.5230
    @j.b.5230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Dave, you the man!" - says all the 14 year olds at a pizza review. Ego, pump confirmed!

  • @timhick6
    @timhick6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave is my favorite superhero

  • @garylester8621
    @garylester8621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave proves again that he's a man of the people.

  • @slcrpdoj
    @slcrpdoj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ngl lighhouse is one of the best italian ice & ice cream spots out there. I love it

  • @davecox1371
    @davecox1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave hanging out with the teenyboppers😂😂

  • @HaloMediaRecords
    @HaloMediaRecords 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how dave is the man of the youth

  • @cdotwu
    @cdotwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One bite, everyone knows Dave loves the Jersey Shore more than Nantucket.

  • @geoffrey700
    @geoffrey700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    One bite everybody knows Dave is losing his credibility as the Pizza King by throwing around scores in the mid sevens..

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s New Jersey they are a pizza hot spot.

    • @stoneyp3748
      @stoneyp3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Appaddict01 thats what basic football pizza scores look like

  • @rz5129
    @rz5129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    one kid's show, everybody knows this is what you get for not swearing

  • @NerdsEngage
    @NerdsEngage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One dippin' dot in the upper stach for later, everybody knows the rules.

  • @billnyethesciencedenier6701
    @billnyethesciencedenier6701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the hustle of the ice house

  • @snakeboy3847
    @snakeboy3847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The kids love Dave

  • @pdc3762
    @pdc3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ice man out here with the choker and deep v combo

  • @pjmac550355
    @pjmac550355 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave certifying the BFF podcast is going according to plan