Ep. 99 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer

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  • @dr.school873
    @dr.school873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    Bert: “Do we have any footage of me beating Tom at tennis?”
    Nadav: “Not ready to go..”
    aka Tom will fire me if that footage ever hits the Internet

    • @Jackman77100
      @Jackman77100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think they filmed it but they charged people to watch it :(

    • @andrewstlouis1656
      @andrewstlouis1656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Its part of the live show, theyre all worth the $10 to watch I promise

    • @robertfrost8264
      @robertfrost8264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I saw it during one of the live shows. It was such a lame segment anyways.

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@robertfrost8264@Jackman
      Conflicting opinions…
      FIGHT!

    • @lewisgomez3052
      @lewisgomez3052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@andrewstlouis1656
      Nah definitely not.

  • @BigWahly23
    @BigWahly23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Ari is such a great comic, even his water tastes funny!

    • @handsinknead77
      @handsinknead77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I see what you did there. 😉👉

    • @tommyjoewagner7780
      @tommyjoewagner7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Underrated comment.

    • @pullingguard1212
      @pullingguard1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underated

    • @live4lies
      @live4lies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh … 😄😂😂🤣

    • @J509d
      @J509d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂🤣

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1568

    I noticed Bert is keeping his drink awful close to him 😆

    • @andrewhogan6533
      @andrewhogan6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Still won’t matter. Bert has zero awareness

    • @FloridaWeed
      @FloridaWeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@andrewhogan6533 lmao

    • @xbmpr
      @xbmpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@andrewhogan6533 yep, and the fact they’re still friends is crazy

    • @Tuckdragon
      @Tuckdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@xbmpr no it isnt, pretty sure ari knows he fucked up, cant blame him for trying to create a fun memory.

    • @FrankieIpp
      @FrankieIpp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@xbmpr You don't get to choose if someone forgives someone.

  • @causticprince
    @causticprince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "When Kobe died, I didn't say anything. Did you say anything?" I lost my shit, Bert was so proud of himself.

    • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
      @xdmztryvsvedine2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was such a good joke. So good that Ari silently hated it so much.

    • @joshcorbett4787
      @joshcorbett4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time stamp?

    • @eujieee
      @eujieee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joshcorbett4787 1:03:42

    • @joshcorbett4787
      @joshcorbett4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eujieee thank u

    • @yamyamyams2629
      @yamyamyams2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ari was SO PISSED

  • @peterconklin9308
    @peterconklin9308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I can hear the grin forming on Tom's face in Florida when Nadav says "Not ready to go."

  • @dcu21
    @dcu21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    Bert's family punching the air right now 🤛🤜🤣🤣🤣

    • @Itsamansworld1
      @Itsamansworld1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Because they just don't understand that he did it out of love

    • @Phogramo
      @Phogramo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Itsamansworld1 for real, the fact that Bert said it was the best time of his life and was still mad after, is exactly why Ari dosed him instead of just asking. Everyone else would be like yeah, just don’t say in public we’re doing it. Bert is a giant man baby and fears the dumbest things…

    • @Itsamansworld1
      @Itsamansworld1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Phogramo 🤣👌

    • @jacksonmacnevin6155
      @jacksonmacnevin6155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@Phogramo True but spiking someone ain't cool especially in front of their kids

    • @kevoneone
      @kevoneone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jacksonmacnevin6155 wish someone would spike me

  • @henricrepin9397
    @henricrepin9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    This is gonna be good, Liquid Death about to take on a whole new meaning

  • @JR-rz1br
    @JR-rz1br 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    Bert abusing two prescription drugs to render himself unconscious so as to not binge eat overnight. Nothing surprises me anymore.

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      But Bert has no addiction issues lmfao.... If you can't see he has a problem you literally know nothing about addiction/alcoholism. He checks ALL the boxes. Go look it up!!

    • @samkellogg2805
      @samkellogg2805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crayonwriter Lol so because something is put online, that’s the only way to look at it?🤣

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@samkellogg2805 I have no fucking idea what you are even saying. Sorry I know addiction front to back and every which way... So yeah I will absolutely say it. If it's so obvious... sorry to ruin your fantasy.

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@samkellogg2805 he's headed for a short life.

    • @samkellogg2805
      @samkellogg2805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crayonwriter lol please provide proof it’s my fantasy 🤣 Jesus man, too be honest I know addiction from front to back as well sooo

  • @boosterbrosllc4681
    @boosterbrosllc4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Ari is such a good conversationalist. He lets Bert go on his rants but finds a way to be super involved and not annoyed by berts interjections

    • @ronniepockets
      @ronniepockets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not even halfway through and I like him a little more already. It seems like he’s more likable based on who he’s around. Some people bring out his obnoxious side, but Bent Christer brings out the best in everyone.

    • @colinferguson7400
      @colinferguson7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ari is a top-tier podcaster IMO

    • @timgottschall6480
      @timgottschall6480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Still kinda want to see the molly bertcast. Not gonna lie

    • @andyphillips312
      @andyphillips312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@timgottschall6480 uhhhh hundred percent

    • @arsewankerbr0
      @arsewankerbr0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They’re best friends…

  • @williamfitzpatrick8073
    @williamfitzpatrick8073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Ari is so profoundly, inherently, outwardly creepy I can't get past it.

    • @jayro1509
      @jayro1509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree. Never cared for him or watched is comedy because of the way he comes off.. He’s a weird guy that’s forsure. Not a good weird

    • @myb4208
      @myb4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and everyone loves him like i don’t get it

    • @ramsnation196
      @ramsnation196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@myb4208 some sociopaths are good at being likable ngl

    • @k.c.r.5974
      @k.c.r.5974 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are all that way. These are the people who inspired the fairy tale and mythological Trolls Demons Goblins and Leprechauns. Beware.

  • @NicolasPBJ
    @NicolasPBJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I wonder who Bert told his family he was podcasting with lol

    • @TheGodlyGamers
      @TheGodlyGamers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok Simpson w/ norm

    • @rogerhinds4062
      @rogerhinds4062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Tom”

    • @NekwaWatch
      @NekwaWatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was wondering the same thing I would imagine he begged his daughters

  • @FWbaracuss
    @FWbaracuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Bart keeping his gallon of kool-aid FAR from the desk in this one. 😁 😂

    • @william2960
      @william2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment

    • @meatloafTheman
      @meatloafTheman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @meatloafTheman
      @meatloafTheman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I shot Mountain Dew and rum out my nose and it burns but the laugh over that comment was so worth it.

    • @brandon4391
      @brandon4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meatloafTheman good combo? If so what’s the perfect ratio?

    • @meatloafTheman
      @meatloafTheman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandon4391 everyone’s taste is different, but a 25-75 mix should work for a starting point.

  • @RedShoesGaming33
    @RedShoesGaming33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Genuinely. It's nice too see that these two have made their mends and can move forward after all the racist stuff Brent has said in the past.

    • @benfisher.awesome
      @benfisher.awesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not to mention all the animal rape

    • @tannerharcus8833
      @tannerharcus8833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@benfisher.awesome cant forget that

    • @chetjump5744
      @chetjump5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right like how nice of Ari to be friends with Bret even though he’s an open anti Semitic!

    • @dr.doppeldecker3832
      @dr.doppeldecker3832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SevenHunnid get a real job and forget about TH-cam.... That's your best chance making it out of the hood! Being a good entertainer people like to watch is rarer than a lottery win.

    • @ArkhamJacks
      @ArkhamJacks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benfisher.awesome those poor dogs.

  • @inkonpaperhero
    @inkonpaperhero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Ari getting absolutely furious about backgammon while Bert insists he could destroy him is the pinnacle of their relationship.

    • @michaelweber7989
      @michaelweber7989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm down to watch this competition

    • @giantsfan505
      @giantsfan505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1:12:13 hilarious

    • @ricciardilol4406
      @ricciardilol4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgendaInMind what kind of fucking drugs do you abuse

  • @bingusbongus8426
    @bingusbongus8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Tom won the dunk off, a warrior going down doesn't invalidate his contributions to the battle

    • @tweetdezweet
      @tweetdezweet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that and the fact that he already did a dunk at a height Bert failed at... so yeah... Bert is a machine but Tom is a dunk machine :p

  • @jacobogle7810
    @jacobogle7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The irony in Ari saying he doesn’t trust Bert

    • @ohawwgeez3112
      @ohawwgeez3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ari is the sketchiest guy in the comedy world.

    • @JeremyAFischer
      @JeremyAFischer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's the joke!

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats the joke

    • @racer193wr
      @racer193wr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess Ari knows he's got something coming to him.. he just doesn't know when where or what...

  • @FlawdaBoy4
    @FlawdaBoy4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Leann definitely hired security for this episode

  • @tylerlopez1879
    @tylerlopez1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Obviously its a joke, but the more and more Bert looks for compliments for still sleeping with his wife and being attracted to her always makes me laugh because its HER that deserves the compliments.

    • @frecklefart909
      @frecklefart909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @ScAnDeLeZ Ya, you know the Kreischer's personally and Leanne has told you in good faith that she's only with Bert for the money 🙄 Gtfoh with that pathetic bull 😂😂😂

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He cheats!!

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's absolutely all Abt the money, that's why she controls what he spends HIS money on.

    • @prophet5966
      @prophet5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@crayonwriter every smart wife does this

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@prophet5966 only stupid guys allow it. I would say its my fucking money I will buy what I god damn well please. I don't make MY money for you to tell me how to spend it haha... Fuck that!! I would never!

  • @ronniepockets
    @ronniepockets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bert at 25:23: “what were you going to say”
    Tom never gets that respect 🤣

  • @Liverpool67890
    @Liverpool67890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “To have recorded this amazing thing and then not put it out is such a waste!”
    Ari low-key hinting 🤣
    #ReleaseTheDosingPodcast

    • @FightFanGaming
      @FightFanGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2 bears 1 cave live! They need to release it 😂

    • @doodahman2995
      @doodahman2995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Release the tape!!

    • @captainmorgen486
      @captainmorgen486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Release the pod!

    • @davidwatson3185
      @davidwatson3185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Release the kraken

    • @travisfox2436
      @travisfox2436 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/3ZpsxEt5oik/w-d-xo.html

  • @jordanreynolds5494
    @jordanreynolds5494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Bert''s definition of a cool guy is a lot different to YMH's definition of a cool guy

    • @wep6433
      @wep6433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s because Bert himself is a pretty cool guy

    • @Muckwickett
      @Muckwickett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *guitar riff*

    • @johnzee501
      @johnzee501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ya’ll know whats a banana split!!

    • @dopej4
      @dopej4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnzee501 AYI AYI AYI

    • @torontotonto6189
      @torontotonto6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bert and Tom would be 200% cool guys if they were not comedians

  • @daddyernie2289
    @daddyernie2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    HOLY SHIT! Ari and Bart back together. i wonder what hes dosing Brent with this time

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I have to admit this was the best version of Ari I’ve ever seen. It seems like he’s grown / matured a lot. He seemed an active part of the conversation & actively didn’t want to interrupt

    • @SerHuntsReviews
      @SerHuntsReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its the mushrooms bitch!

    • @besto764
      @besto764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I really like Ari, but to be honest when he's a guest on someone's podcast he's usually like this.

    • @richeeezgaming6929
      @richeeezgaming6929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol ari hasn’t changed at all bro. He’s the same ari. His relationship with Bert is just great

    • @HnTr_VDH
      @HnTr_VDH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk I think he’s always had that mature-ness but can turn it on and off.
      I imagine he usually prefers it off tho

    • @dash-x
      @dash-x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s just Ari really. He’s been this way forever.
      I can enjoy this side of bipolar Ari fine if he’s a guest on a podcast or something I watch. But his aggressive side is too much for me. Which is fine, I’m def NOT his target demo. But look back at his rant against Bert a week or so ago, just trashing him and saying he’s a sellout for choosing enslavement to the machine and dollar. Just seems like a private conversation to have with a friend you care about. Especially since Ari knows how sensitive his friend is.
      That said, his Beach Cops ep. where he is dog walking Mistah Shwab had me in tears and laughing soo hard. Curious to see if he does TFATK after that rant. 😹

  • @stinwav222
    @stinwav222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    John Mulaney: *has a serious drug problem*
    Brent Koechner: “That’s the coolest guy ever, doing cocaine is badass”

    • @YizzERR
      @YizzERR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Uhhh I think you meant to say doin' coke WHILST listening to steely dan, by yourself!!

    • @steven_dillon
      @steven_dillon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They be trying to get on that Nick Mullen level

    • @SurrealiS
      @SurrealiS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      most of the time if someone hates cocaine it's because they've never had Good Cocaine...

    • @badfish41969
      @badfish41969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SurrealiS or you've had meth and don't want to spend 300 dollars to be high for two hours 🤷‍♂️

    • @allencabbage4564
      @allencabbage4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo we got these guys the surrealist and ray alone. Neither one of them sounds like they actually do drugs and it explains the names. Easiest thing I’ve ever done slaying u chumps. ( if u don’t hate cocaine u have NEVER had good cocaine) straight up waiting for the guillotine u peasants.

  • @brocastle8305
    @brocastle8305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love hearing the production crew busting up in the background - it makes me feel like someone else is sharing in my uncontrollable laughter!! One of the best podcasts on the web!

  • @jamesbetza2900
    @jamesbetza2900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Bert talking about Kevin Hart... "I hate when he tries to act like hard work is what got him there, a lot of it was luck"... A few months later: "I worked my ass off to get here, it was all me and no-one else, so I should boast about it"

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The bragging Abt 7 years in college speaks volumes of his white privilege!!

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      On top of that, Hart is actually funny

    • @RandyNachoManSandwich
      @RandyNachoManSandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MichaelWutsch uhhhhh, no

    • @GrrillaFinger
      @GrrillaFinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bert's always just says whatever he needs to to fit into the situation he is in. Always a bit of fabrication

    • @theterribleshow5462
      @theterribleshow5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He worked his ass off partying in college and getting lucky when rolling stone did an article on him. xD Bert is the poster child for luck over hard work.

  • @FWbaracuss
    @FWbaracuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Been waiting for these two to get together again. I'm sure Leann is just as excited. 😂

  • @mattgoodell7015
    @mattgoodell7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    29:42
    Ari: "and it's kind of ruined by the idea that "I can just throw money at this problem""
    Bert: "This podcast is brought to you by Babbel"
    Perfect edit Nadav.. Not even foolin'.. That made me laugh HARD

  • @bro_smith
    @bro_smith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Funniest part of the episode was them talking about ugly people when they are both indeed hideous

    • @willlastnameguy8329
      @willlastnameguy8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ari gets mad puss.

    • @MeticulousTechTV
      @MeticulousTechTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think they're more... Old

    • @wildericappears1610
      @wildericappears1610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd like to thank you for pausing your bust carver for a minute while you posted this comment Sam, very cool input.

    • @bro_smith
      @bro_smith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wildericappears1610 no problemo

    • @upgrayedd6247
      @upgrayedd6247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same.
      see boys you can get ass if you are hilarious. Have fuckin skill

  • @TAZS
    @TAZS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    although i'm not the biggest fan of Bert on podcasts, i have to be honest, this is EASILY the best version of him i've seen recently (outside of Bill & Bert) him and Ari have great chemistry despite having very different outlooks on life. i really enjoyed this, great episode! 🙌

    • @michealburns8017
      @michealburns8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool seeing you here. 😎

    • @mzetts3804
      @mzetts3804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyyy! Agostinho what up!

  • @k9man163
    @k9man163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    18:43 "yellow is uhhh.." Good save Bert. You deserve credit for ending racism.

  • @JamesWilliams-dz5tn
    @JamesWilliams-dz5tn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    i cant stop laughing at Tom being a better dancer and Brett being a better athlete and how upset Tom would be to hear that

    • @alexanderjeromewhite2380
      @alexanderjeromewhite2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly I think blatt is a better dancer too

    • @torontotonto6189
      @torontotonto6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I honestly think that Tom's hussle is trying to deflect the fact that he is a fat dorky guy himself

    • @YTesperado
      @YTesperado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is hilarious

    • @AOTS123
      @AOTS123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are both atrocious “athletes”

  • @whitegoodman833
    @whitegoodman833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Brisket Crushman being unashamed to admit he would steal a bit from his own child is why I still watch this podcast.

    • @whitegoodman833
      @whitegoodman833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the fact that it would him stealing a bit from a superior comedian, while simultaneously assuming he's "just" stealing it from his own daughter...that's just perfect. I wish he never knew Mulaney wrote it and he put it in a special. When Elon finally gets Neuralink distributed to Walmart I'm gonna live in the reality where he did.

    • @BPH55
      @BPH55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brisket Crushman is my favorite screwed up name for him so far.

  • @collins6594
    @collins6594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    New favorite ari line: “that’s how I dance on molly”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @regfour20raidernationhawai92
    @regfour20raidernationhawai92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As someone born & raised in Hawaii, I appreciate ur understanding on how we feel about tourists visiting our home. Most visitors are oblivious 🤙🏼

    • @c0Ld
      @c0Ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol thats a little ironic isnt it, considering your name says "Raider Nation Hawaii"

    • @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
      @progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah fuck that if im rich im buying hawaii

  • @tjnucnuc
    @tjnucnuc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It’s so nice to see Kobe’s number one fan still holding up ok. Much love.

  • @mohamedamine7610
    @mohamedamine7610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    LeAnn is going to love this.

  • @robertfrost8264
    @robertfrost8264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ari taking some time off to travel for a while after he blew up in the media really helped him mature.

    • @tylers2123
      @tylers2123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's been traveling like this for years he hadn't vhanged

    • @Meestaseesta
      @Meestaseesta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He just had to put a new face on so people wouldn't keep hating him for being a shit person.

    • @alexanderhanksx
      @alexanderhanksx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Meestaseesta probably right, but Idk. I don’t think he’s a piece of shit, but I’d imagine it’s pretty easy to fuck up when your life revolves around pushing the envelope to get laughs. You end up doing some fucked up things I’d imagine. He probably needed a reality check.

    • @OptimusSatanas
      @OptimusSatanas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wtf are you talking about christian? Hes a comedian for a job. Pushing the line w jokes doesnt make you drug people or try to beat people up. You are a classic apologist and prob dont realize it.

    • @hunterjessup
      @hunterjessup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      KO-Be Bryaaannnnnt

  • @davis5930
    @davis5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i can just imagine tom calling bert after this podcast like "what was that whole bit about the color wheel of races?"

  • @amushroomtrip
    @amushroomtrip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I appreciate Burt talking about Hawaii like that. Very respectful and I appreciate his attitude, its very refreshing and gives me hope. Living in Hilo is amazing, but I worry about being able to live here in the future because of all the people with money who want to come here. I can't choose another home, but I can get priced out of it.

    • @stuwest5862
      @stuwest5862 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buy real-estate or open a business that caters the wealthy.

    • @williamcourtney1964
      @williamcourtney1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you own the property, you own the property. Tech billionaires can't take your house. If the guy who rents you the house sells it, your opinion doesn't matter.

    • @kaylawimmer475
      @kaylawimmer475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in kona!

  • @dinkydoinkdinkydoink378
    @dinkydoinkdinkydoink378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Bert drugs Ari in this episode

    • @ajstrauss55
      @ajstrauss55 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beat me to it

    • @Brennen6199
      @Brennen6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then he lets Leann berate Ari for the whole trip

    • @NickTaylorRickPowers
      @NickTaylorRickPowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please Lord make this happen

  • @bertbarzola551
    @bertbarzola551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Haven’t even started this I just know neither one is going to get a full point across 😂

  • @wiggityp
    @wiggityp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ha, Ari cam here right after Whiskey Ginger, or vice versa. Or he goes multiple days without changing...that's probably it actually.

  • @KristopherBaker
    @KristopherBaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "I don't think I have a greatest backgammon story."
    "Probably because you're not that good."
    I choked out loud in my cubicle. My poor cube mates :-\

    • @benlacey2525
      @benlacey2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur t z:3543 decsy wvc tccoced

  • @patrickritch9471
    @patrickritch9471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bert's cup is usually a bit closer to the middle hahahahah

  • @brookspn
    @brookspn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Man, this might be the most conversational Bert has ever been. Also, Steely Dan rules.

    • @davidcagle920
      @davidcagle920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't buy a thrill is one of the best first albums ever

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cocaine music at it's finest! I did acid a few weeks ago and played the song Dirty Work half a dozen times in a row. The organ had me hypnotized.

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're on cocaine.

    • @humbean5683
      @humbean5683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ari does that well, his podcast Skeptic Tank is surprisingly good

  • @jesserules4
    @jesserules4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Glad to see Ari and Burnt Chrysler are friends again after burnt made all those anti Semitic things about Ari

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brett hates Jews, but loves dogs. Like another person I've heard of.

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ari drugged him without his knowledge too. That'd probably mess up a friendship.

  • @FWbaracuss
    @FWbaracuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ari making the Pod rounds

    • @joeylansing6199
      @joeylansing6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I noticed that. He must be coming out with something soon.

    • @dash-x
      @dash-x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out the beach cops episode with him. 😬 eek! Can’t wait to see what he does on TFATK! Lol.
      “Mista Shwab! This be worse pain yo life!”

  • @SethCrimson
    @SethCrimson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now we GOTTA see this backgammon competition

  • @Wyatt1810
    @Wyatt1810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bert's obliviousness to the old testament and moses the 10 commandments and the Torah is absolutely hilarious.🤣🤣

    • @rickyeska1
      @rickyeska1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't get that part

  • @bafeink2
    @bafeink2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    that liquid death is 100 percent spiked

    • @joshisajedi2461
      @joshisajedi2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spiked water? Ok…

    • @AndreySomov1
      @AndreySomov1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deathy liquid

    • @onestarflag9876
      @onestarflag9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the 74th poor attempt at a spiked drink joke...

  • @camero220
    @camero220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "My breath smells like shit because I had a steak dinner the night before." No bret, that is not why.

  • @chelseablackwell1143
    @chelseablackwell1143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is the first time I’ve ever felt a genuine like for Ari, I’m so glad he did this one! Now I have all of his podcasts banked up to watch now that got to see this side of him. Thanks guys, these podcasts mean more to me that I ever had imagined they would. 💕

  • @jsteele46032
    @jsteele46032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Is there a setting where you can see you're too old for (TikTok)?" Damn, lol. And 100% agreed

  • @erikwilliamson5281
    @erikwilliamson5281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The chemistry these two have is unbelievable.

  • @rokntesilver
    @rokntesilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bert is doing an excellent job of not saying things. He is steering the subject to safer ground several times. He has definitely grown as a person.

    • @edencantu6599
      @edencantu6599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know I kinda noticed that

  • @xbmpr
    @xbmpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is like seeing someone you like go back to their abusive significant other.

    • @badfish41969
      @badfish41969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr, Ari really should give up on Bert and his toxic behavior

    • @xbmpr
      @xbmpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@badfish41969 honestly yea my comment can go either way lol

  • @andrewtaylor9243
    @andrewtaylor9243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This has a Baseball/Gilligan's Island fusion podcast feel. Very happy to see these guys together again in this format.

    • @adamlane6453
      @adamlane6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because of . . . the hats? It's the hats, right?

  • @jacobcarmona8186
    @jacobcarmona8186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That quote is from Coach Carter! Love it!

  • @justinburgos2927
    @justinburgos2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I did podcast while I was hungover..."
    Bert is such a warrior

    • @burtswayze
      @burtswayze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean…there are people that go to work everyday hungover but ok… talking and cracking jokes whike drinking bud light seltzers is pretty tough. Like warrior shit… oh wait were u being sarcastic? (Sarcasm is unintelligible in text if so)

    • @torontotonto6189
      @torontotonto6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially when i think he drinks in all of those hangover episodes

  • @thejamesification
    @thejamesification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao burts whole family is some how all simultaneously driving different cars and are listing at the same time, and are all punching their steering wheels at the same time

  • @bren1061
    @bren1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This episode Bert learns about Gentrification

  • @ElkinsEric
    @ElkinsEric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bart and Ari both agree that the Young Bulls special is 🔥!!!
    Great minds think alike a guess because I loved it long time too!

  • @MREpicIpodApps
    @MREpicIpodApps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite backgammon story is that my dad, a champion backgammon player, taught me how to play this 5,000 year old game two days ago right before this podcast dropped😂

  • @guyledouche6039
    @guyledouche6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Skip to 1:27
    Skip 1st ad read--> 32:04
    Skip 2nd ad read--> 58:50
    Skip 3rd ad read--> 1:31:46

  • @jon33.3
    @jon33.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is the first episode where Bert actually listens and stays quiet for a minute.

    • @ethanbeddo5771
      @ethanbeddo5771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because Ari will drug him if he doesn’t

    • @joakimpedersen561
      @joakimpedersen561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethanbeddo5771 loool

    • @joakimpedersen561
      @joakimpedersen561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah he got scared after he got drugged

    • @niclasjohansson5992
      @niclasjohansson5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you listen back to old podcasts, they are quite a balanced couple

    • @joakimpedersen561
      @joakimpedersen561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@niclasjohansson5992 Because he drugged him lol

  • @chriswitry6976
    @chriswitry6976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Excited to watch this controversial, drugging, mostly hated and almost cancelled monster on the podcast.
    Oh and Ari is here too

    • @BertKreisinger
      @BertKreisinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bbdeathgrips stop projecting it was a joke goofy

    • @sosagam
      @sosagam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BertKreisinger r/woooooooosh

    • @BertKreisinger
      @BertKreisinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sosagam r/cringe

    • @sosagam
      @sosagam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BertKreisinger “stop projecting”

    • @BertKreisinger
      @BertKreisinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sosagam 🤣

  • @nickshannon8860
    @nickshannon8860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Don’t drink that, Bert!

  • @thomashopkins8453
    @thomashopkins8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wished for a Tom and Ari episode and this is what I get?? Oh well... anything with Ari is fun :)

  • @joecarl5473
    @joecarl5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got to be there for the Red Rocks show. It was incredible!!!!! You could tell everyone was having a good time!!! Thanks for coming out!!! Probably been to 1000 shows there and that one has got to be one of the best!!!!!

  • @kekmountain2882
    @kekmountain2882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Why do all of Ari's friends think traveling to the cheapest countries is somehow difficult?

    • @karczilla
      @karczilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol, he stayed in south east asia for a month! crazy! (as if that is not a normal thing lots of people do).

    • @fhj5830
      @fhj5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You think is the same if you broke your leg in Venezuela or in Sweden or drinking water in Asia , 14 days in India 12 day on toilet and antibiotics just from one meal.

    • @joshisajedi2461
      @joshisajedi2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because they are thought of as third world countries that don’t have infrastructure.

    • @karczilla
      @karczilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@joshisajedi2461 Maybe by you... South East Asia is a HUGE tourist destination, especially for backpackers. It's extremely affordable (accommodations and food) and generally very friendly/safe (land of smiles)....at least outside of the Philippines.

    • @fhj5830
      @fhj5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshisajedi2461 there is a reason why they called third country's.

  • @deepthought1987
    @deepthought1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was the most enjoyable I've ever found Ari

    • @beezo1764
      @beezo1764 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed....

    • @Rangoon_Dip
      @Rangoon_Dip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s like saying my latest bout with Herpes burned the least

  • @anthonyjones9256
    @anthonyjones9256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Truly surprised ari is back in the mix... I thought the wives exiled his ass and the bros let them🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @661nunez
      @661nunez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Number one rule in a bromance. Bros before hoes

  • @adamwilson1010
    @adamwilson1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Being at a concert and turning around to see a crowd of 15,000 people all having a good time is always such an incredible spectacle.

    • @adamwilson1010
      @adamwilson1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, 14,000 people having a good time. There’s usually 1,000 people recording the concert on their phone to enjoy later (and half of those people never even watch the videos)

  • @ChefRangerGaming
    @ChefRangerGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ari is back! Yippy! Try not to piss off Lynn this time dude.

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bert and Ari fighting over who’s the best at a game involving dice 😂

    • @torontotonto6189
      @torontotonto6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ari got offended cos he knows his dice is weighed so he wins everytime

    • @ethan669
      @ethan669 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the game?

  • @Davidplug12
    @Davidplug12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bert is a good father for hearing out his teenage children but those kids are tripping

  • @deadlytaco90
    @deadlytaco90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I bet Brent's drink taste great this episode 👍🏿

  • @stubbboss2402
    @stubbboss2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    aris subtle little comments are soooo funny
    bert : i played backgammon 18 hours a day
    ari : do you have trouble making friends

  • @BozAwesome
    @BozAwesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ari is the best guest because he still TRIES actively daily to relate and stay normal. Thanks for the long episode and real conet. Genius shines at a fee moemnts so perfrctly. Dude is a legend. Bahaha the comment about doing relatable activites was great at about 1:24:00 min

  • @kaptinKuba
    @kaptinKuba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Happy Monday family! Don't let a coworker drug you unknowingly today!

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They better or they arent a real "team player"

  • @FWbaracuss
    @FWbaracuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This the first pod they have done together since that awkward JRE pod?

    • @tannerharcus8833
      @tannerharcus8833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im not 100% sure but like 98 that this the first time since JRE

  • @matthewwalker6910
    @matthewwalker6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how Ari drops the hint about having video of a great thing that “eventually” should be released. Hint Hint.. let’s see the Molly Vid.

  • @SuperIICEMAN
    @SuperIICEMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the shout to Red Rocks!!! We loved you and Bill at Red Rocks. Y'all rocked it 🤙🏾

  • @MURPHYTinc
    @MURPHYTinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    saw john mulaney two weeks ago. always loved him, but youre right. his new shit crushes 100%

  • @mohnjayer
    @mohnjayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    POST THE ARI DOSING PODCAST BERNT

    • @IndefiniteMark
      @IndefiniteMark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bret Kosher, please release the podcast

  • @Billdo420
    @Billdo420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bert has been waiting for this for so long! He loves Ari…

    • @peanutgallery7753
      @peanutgallery7753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like the chemistry better between them vs him and Tom. I think because Tom has his shit together that Bert too often goes into self-analysis as to why he isn't a teetotaler like Tom, and why he's chaotic. Ari parties decently hard, so Bert isn't made self-conscious around him.

  • @ianhanschen
    @ianhanschen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Bert turns into Mickey Mouse when he's trying to talk through his own laughter.

  • @xneobloodchaosx7875
    @xneobloodchaosx7875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    24:28 "Who loves Mark Zuckerberg?" Funniest question on this podcast.

  • @EthanKleinScat
    @EthanKleinScat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh LEANNE LOCKING BERT OUT ONCE SHE SEES THIS. Thanks Berty boy for risking your life for us! Can’t wait

  • @truthaboutend
    @truthaboutend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Great interview Ari, always let your guests do the talking 👍🏻

  • @Druggid
    @Druggid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:25
    Is Bert just casually drinking a 42oz glass of milk during the podcast?

  • @demetrikrotchlikmiov1564
    @demetrikrotchlikmiov1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope Ari doses him again

  • @FamilyMcKee
    @FamilyMcKee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ari is the perfect balance to Bert's energy. I'm going to need more of these two together.

  • @theonetheycallfear8237
    @theonetheycallfear8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bert as one of your many fans here in Hawaii, I really appreciate you talking about this. I don’t subscribe to everything about the Hawaiian sovereignty movement but being born and raised here it has become impossible to find a place to live. I’m still stuck at home with my parents because of rising costs of living here, and that’s just one aspect of living here. Costs of food, gas, I mean even businesses. They’re too expensive because they cater to tourists and when the pandemic hit my home of Kauai especially took a hit because businesses were set up to serve tourists and locals wouldn’t go out because restaurants and stores were so shitty and not caring about locals. Mahalo for bringing this up Bert.

  • @coltwest6858
    @coltwest6858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If you want to give John Mulaney credit for something, how about getting Olivia Munn pregnant? Kudos to the man for punching way above his weight class.

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao John Mulaney didn't have problems getting women I guarantee that. I think they are even. She isn't 25 anymore. plus she was the aggressor from what I have seen, so it doesn't make sense to say she is just so far above the world lol. That's insane!

  • @earlymorningpodcast
    @earlymorningpodcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ari looks like a camp counselor that’s monitoring a young pitcher that just got Tommy John surgery

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bert watch your kool-aid!

  • @robertlee7759
    @robertlee7759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it was nice to hear Ari talk for 8 mins 32 seconds

  • @lifesquixotic
    @lifesquixotic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my gosh Bert! I am so proud of you for saying that about Hawaii. I’m not a stupid woke neoliberal but some things go way beyond politics. It’s just fact that land is very limited there and by wealthy people buying up the land it pushes out the local people! So much love.