Trump and Melania Tour Wildfire Damage in Los Angeles
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Trump and Melania Tour Wildfire Damage in Los Angeles - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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He toured the damage then went home and IMMEDIATELY suspended all federal aid to the states. That’s crazy. What an a-hole
Seriously. 🤦♂️
And it has been pointed out that Dems just don't do this, we can't because we're human and respect our fellow when in danger regardless of politics. But Repubs don't see it that way. They literally use people's disasters as political leverage. And worse, we tried repeatedly to warn people of this because we knew because he had done it before. And they elected this idiotic, nonhuman, rich SOB who has no idea what life is like for regular people. But as Sorkin said, people are so desperate for leadership that they will crawl through the desert in search of water. And when they don't find it they will drink the sand.
Then why do we pay taxes?
@@lyndsaybrown8471 Yeah. Try that. My sister is a trumpster and a believer in conspiracy theories. Years ago they believed in the "Trilateral Commission" and stopped paying taxes. It took the IRS several years catch up to them but finally they caught them and garnished any money they made. They had to sell everything and file for bankruptcy to get out of the clutch of the IRS. But she believes in conspiracies so the pizzagate, totally true to her. Christian Nationalism, of course! But don't be crazy and not pay your taxes. If you're in a Blue state you should get your state government to collect the Federal taxes and will release it on certain conditions, same as Congress is saying they will do to Blue states.
@@lyndsaybrown8471 good question
His idea of fixing government is to get rid of it. “How can it be broken if it doesn’t exist?”
"No Man, no problem.". -Josef Stalin
Same goes for his opposition! Remember, Hitler outlawed opposition parties! Trump has paraphrased him often, especially when he said one people, one party, one new American Reich. They deleted that one quickly!
I'm not American and I read it with trump's voice 😂😂
The avowed goal of the republican party has been to discredit the government so much that people will demand that it be disbanded and its functions all be privatized. Trump is being very successful with that.
Trump heard some experts talk about forest management and he latched onto 1% of the information because it sounded like something he could use to blame people he doesn't like, then he tried to say it out loud, and it sounded like it was missing 99% of the information, because it was.
Yeah and explained we(i am from Austria) are "forest people".
What does he think we are,trolls and elves?
Trump should be careful around fire, especially since he's full of hot gas.
Not to mention those hairplugs full of hairspray are just begging to go up in flames.
Fingers and toes crossed globally for that event to occur 😅
The "can't call women beautiful" is his definition of woke.
"..years since we laughed together like that." Probably Scollins' finest work.
Seth does a great impression of Andy Samberg doing an impression of Dr. Phil.
Sounded like Obama to me.
@ You’ve just made realize how much I just want to hear Samberg’s Obama.
The Golden Age of the Robber Baron has returned.
Trying to explain that to murkans is gonna be a challenge. You first.
My husband and I have been saying that for years. We are repeating the very early 20th century in multiple ways, it is uncanny
My theory: when Trump was a little boy, he was afraid that he would go down the bathtub drain, so his mother told him that there was a big faucet in California that they kept shut to prevent that kind of thing.
DEIA- please stop 🛑 excluding "accessibility," bc disability is included in this group. So accommodations allowing the disabled to work, and attempt to live a somewhat normal life, will no longer be required.
It's not as the acronym is known by conservative scaremongers, so therefore it doesn't exist.
Just like how they pretend people with disability don't exist.
Ever notice that an ASL translator is never provided for Trump speeches? Including his SOTU addresses. Never.
@Stacy-w5f The initial is DEIA, I'm not making up anything. The disabled are included in this group, and are purposely being omitted from the discussion atm, due to the optics factor. Society has little to no empathy for what others require, in order to attempt a functional life, hence the regulations. How do you defend no longer requiring things like wheelchair ramps, elevator access, medical accommodations, etc?
Nothing like starting your 4a.m. Day with Seth meyers
5:40 here
Damn! Never been able to comment this quickly. God bless Seth Meyers!
Why is he still doing rallies ?
Beats working.
Constant need to feel that love. Not gonna find that at home.
because MAGA feeds on aggrieved indignation; a worldview that is fundamentally incompatible with actually being in charge
To keep the anger and hatred fresh.
He’s gathering a militia so the next election won’t be required. No joke.
Of course Melania went. Newsom was there.
Kimmel showed a clip which I can't believe no one picked up on or comments. Newsom (Seth's brother) met trump, greeted him and said a few words. trump walked away and Newsom greeted Melania, with a peck on the cheek! I get the vibe that Melania is closer to some leaders than her husband.
@@rabbit251She was wearing a baseball cap for the visit, allowing her to get a good smooch with Newsom. Not like her inaugural "restraining order" hat!
@@rabbit251 I wouldn't be surprised if she's working for Putin.
@@rabbit251 The important point here is she offered her cheek for Newsome to kiss first. In opposition to the hat she wore to the inauguration that kept Trump from getting anywhere near her face and left him kissing air.
The only time Melanoma smiles is when Trudeau, Macron or Newsom are in the room.
I wonder if this explains why Trump hates Canada, France and California.
Dr Phil being there is beyond insane.
Thanks Oprah. Everyone she sponsored sucks. Never was a fan. Both too glib and self- serving for my taste.
How can someone be in charge of the homeland if they’re banned from parts of it?
Noticed over the weekend that you and SNL have the same card guy.
He seems like such a fun guy. I hope he enjoys his Sundays. ☺️💚
That's our Wally!!😊❤
@@danielgregory3295 yes. That's his name. Thank you. He's great!!
We are all so screwed. 😂😢🤢
If by "we" and "all" you mean murkans you are so right. We (not-murkans) are not screwed. We are enjoying the spectacle which you (murkans) inflicted on yorself. Suck it up baby - you deserve it. And next time, if there is a next time, vote for Bernie.
Meyers needs to go back to Impression Camp and learn a Dr. Phil impression
The thing I have to give to Trump is that he probably never did "take his belt off" as a dad. He would never have spent so many minutes with his children.
I gagged at that joke...
And the children would be ok with that 😊
TRUMP just turned on Water for California Government
..😂😂😂
Aww, apparently the New York corpse flower (named Smelliot) flowered on almost the same day as Putricia did here in Sydney
You gave us the Irwins. All is forgiven. 💚☺️
Really, Trump is there touring LA because he's looking at all the water front properties that burnt and will attempt to take those to build another Trump hotel.
If he tries that in LA/CA, that will be a really wild fire.
Mel Gibson looks like a paper mache sculpture of himself nowadays.
Its annoying as he's good in movies but I think this will mean he won't work again, hopefully.
Just what does an "ambassador to Hollywood" do anyway? Impose sanctions on them if they refuse to make more movies about the late, great Hannibal Lecter?
@@sherinameless1618he is gonna get trump all the " dirt" on anyone who is anti orange 😂
I like how Seth stumbles along finding his impressions like I stumble along trying to pick up a quarter found on the ground while walking.
Nice metaphor! I loved this birth of an impression 🎉❤
What wonderous insight did the lovely cold hearted Melania bring to the table. Where was her famous " do I look like I care" coat.
She was just there to get ideas on what to do with the White House rose garden.
There's an Amazon documentary being made. I assume that's why. I wonder if she is publically hiding her face (sunglasses, inauguration hat) so that only the doc cams get full eye footage.
@@sherinameless1618she doesn’t have live with Trump do she doesn’t, that’s part of her agreement.
@@sherinameless1618butcher it again?
That Donald and Melania laughing together joke: SCOLLIIIIIINS!
Good job on that one. The dog one too.
That wildfire joke was brilliant
Ya California Government 😂😂😂
@ 2:15: you don't have to say she gave birth to a baby, just she gave birth. If she didn't birth a baby that is a whole different story.
😂😂😂😂😂
It's not like he's going to,despite him telling us how smart he is, be mistaken for a member of Mensa by anyone with a functioning brain. Except the pathetic,groveling wimp Republicans in congress who line up to be treated like farm animals by Trump. Bend over as one in solidarity. How dignified.
He stayed less than two hours in SoCal. The osprey fly over my house on their route. Then wheels up his ass was out of here to Vegas. Thank god.
Scollins with the Marley & Me joke.
Guess no one disabled like me can now never work for our Federal Government during these four years of the Convict-in-chief administration?
Homeland Security's new motto: "Before you try to cross the border, remember what happened to Cricket "
And she says she really cared about Cricket before shooting him in the head. Trump loves someone who can make a difficult decision under pressure like she did.
I love how Seth workshops his impressions live on air.
I heard they brought marshmallows
If you bet $1 that Scollins didn't write the "Marley and Me" dead dog joke, you could win $5O if you're right
A good rule of thumb is, if a dog dies in a joke, there’s a 1000% chance it was Scollins
Seth Dude!!! You didn’t mention Wally does also the cue cards for SNL where briefly appeared last Saturday!!! 😂❤
Love your show Seth! ❤️ 🇨🇦
Gooooooooo Seth! Intelligent, witty, insightful and brilliant
Homeland Security... And Dog Catcher/Killer.
Trump’s pants were the source of the fires.
Take your money out of the bank. 😅 let Trump figure it out 😂
living in south of France, I have one of those stinky plants in my garden... and believe me, it really does stink
Long hold on that crowd cut ...nice 😂
Seth, I love your show, the monologues are funny - but these days I just want to cry. I can't believe what we're joking about
Good morning seth meyers fans
I'm thinking you should include a Scolands warning on screen so we can brace ourselves.
Why are we not hearing more about his visit to CA? Nothing on what he saw, people he talked to, plans for recovery??
Your Dr Phil is perfect.
He needs to tour the damage he’s causing and then needs to be incarcerated.
Or worse. 🤣🙄🤣
wow. dead dog jokes are back 😮. I cant do 4 years of that..
Thanks oprah
Why is he holding rallies? He's the president
Rhdt did trump throw to the people of California brooms, rakes and vacuum cleaners?
Kristy Noem would also enjoy the beginning of the Australian tv series “Colin from accounts”
I heard Kristi Noem's favorite part of Old Yeller was the ending.
1:17 *crickets*
For the record, I turned this back four times just to watch Seth wrangle that impression.
Seth iis hilarious 😂
Correction jackel: Wally already writes on the cards which celebrities you have impressions for. You just haven't seen it because there haven't been any yet.
Yeah, it's pronounced, "Mister Phil".
I feel at this point I can guess the Scollins jokes. You know, the one with the deaths.
Thought for SURE last joke would end in "Rudy Giuliani."
Isn't trump a gift that keeps giving ,the things that he says are crazy and somehow funny in a way! Lots of comedic material😂
Biggest laugh will be when murka finally circles the drain and goes the way of Yugoslavia. I can't wait.
Seth, if you need help with your Dr. Phil impression i bet Adam Ray could introduce you two.
Every State HAS its OWN Government...😢😢😢😂😂😂
Sorry America, you chose this… so you really only have yourselves to blame.. it’s not like you weren’t told what would happen..
The fact is less than 50% voted for this Nazi President. Don't even count the fact that a solid majority didn't vote. Why? Because Harris campaigned with Cheney ( who voted with Trump 93% of the time ) and said if she ( Harris ) won she would appoint Republicans to the cabinet. So why waste a vote if all you are going to get is 93% of Trump either way? The billionaire owners of America wanted the tax cut and the destruction of the regulatory state and the welfare state so they could pocket the savings. America is a bi-partisan fascist plantation.
Amen.
How does he have a Bill Burr but not a Dr Phil?
Whew! The normal part of the show🙄
Looks like Seth needs to go back to impressions school for a refresher
Jokes about a woman giving birth in a parking lot from a man with a comedy special called Lobby Baby is ironic 😂
Why is he still having rallies?
Imitation of hitler. Oops, sorry. I forgot we’re not supposed to say the quiet part out loud.
Why do I need to watch Fallon to be able to find Seth’s monologue?
It's how NBC gets an audience for Fallon?
Staten Island joke was mean!
First! Seth's a bit unhinged today. Can't blame him with the crap he's reporting on.
It only gets worse. Go ahead. Think of the worse. Then I bet that 10xs worse than that happens. Predictions: trump gives Putin Ukraine, lets Xi Jiping take Taiwan. The world abandons the USD and switches to the Euro. By the end of this year the US economy and world is in ruins. I'm going to plant flowers all over my front lawn and sit outside and read the paper every day until the nuclear blasts come.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Seth🎉❤❤❤❤
The "daddy" thing is *so* creepy and off-putting. Not trying to kink shame here - if that's your thing, more power to you, but keep it in private, between yourself and consenting adults. Nobody should be interjecting their sexual hangups into political discourse, nor does anyone want to yuck their yum with your disgusting politics.
I always thought that spanking is (as well as physical abuse) SA. It is inherently sexualized. It's literally a sex act. My parents stripped me to do it, and I have CPTSD from that now. Also can't stand touch, cover up excessively, am paranoid about the male - or any - gaze, and am totally disconnected from my body and nervous system to the point that I don't notice when I severely injure myself. Mel Gibson - good example of a man who was 100% abused like that as a kid, and that's why he's so crazy now. If you never acknowledge it, you end up perpetrating it.
Seth should workshop some more impressions!
Wow scollins was on fire writing someone those!
California should have rented a jumbo
Trump Baby Balloon for his visual enjoyment. Play the 2001 Space Odyssey theme .
We could have live-streamed his reaction to the World .
1:52 He did not, in fact, have it
Question for Corrections: If Wally works Saturday Night Live and Late Night, does he only have one night off a week?
Guessing he gets Thursday, Friday, and Sunday at most, Thursday and Sunday at least? Writers are still working on sketches up until they finish dress rehearsals, so it would be a huge waste of marker ink and cards to constantly change them on Friday into Saturday.
Seth's Dr. Phil sounds like Goofy with just a touch of Huckleberry Hound.
They already deleted the articles and pictures from .gov websites about our female pilots that rained fire in WW2 and any mention of the Tuskegee Airmen.
Back to Impressioms camp!
Does Melanie have a body doubl?
Several
CORRECTION; A rotting corpse smells better than Staten Island.
**Former** SD governor
“ Trump tours wildfire damage”- when I saw that, my very first thought was - how is tRump going to make this worse? Because, you know…
Well, he floated ‘very strongly’ that the people affected should clean it up themselves. He’ll suggest going halvzees on the dumpsters.
@ I very much doubt that cruel, vindictive, ME ME ME tRump is going to go halfsees on dumpsters💩🔥
Jokes could use a lot of work, Seth!
Ewww Mel Gibson
i know right i mean why does he hassle jews when he's got a nose like that
He's a better actor than a person.
Who is Seth Meyers?
You're joking, right ?
Eh - none of it works
I don't get the Springsteen joke
It's the sort of thing that would happen to tramps like us cuz baby we were born to run.
nor do I. I also don't understand or agree with the explanation in canadaclaret post.
@@georgegraham472 having a baby in the parking lot o' Krispy Kreme, yeah,
Lookin' for a sweeter taste of an American Dream, yeah...
Revin' the engines on my 67 Chev, uh
This is the end of Suzie and Kev ,
Born in the U.S.A.?
He toured the damaged area only looking for cheap property to buy cheaply to adance his wealth he cares llittle
When daddy Trump takes his pants off....run Ivanka run!!!😢
Ppl calling him daddy is so ewww 😝
He never called Hilary or Kamala young or beautiful. Nikki Haley on the other hand.
So, MeMaw is Dr.Phil?
I watch these with no sound, using closed captioning. Half the jokes here were followed by "[Scattered Laughter, Groaning]" lol
Has to pretend he cares.
Yeah, I hate Mel Gibson, but his remarks reveal why he is exactly the way he is.