Grandpa voice: And this is how kids, blitz managed to hook a girl then, got left and then got spanked, married and left again until he died. Child: what if he didn't do it? Grandpa: he would be here with us, streaming his best(actually) quality videos and streams.... AND I STILL LOST TO OTHERS. I WAS 3RD IN A MARBLE RACE FFS.
Back in 2013 ppl flirted way harder than now. Every time I talked was at least one pending friend request. And then they asked me am I a girl or 12. I was both. good old days man
3:38
"GRIL!!!"
A caveman, attempting to mate
grug like grill grug happy
I don't know why I laugh so hard at this comment 😂
*Hears Girls Voice*
"I think we all know where this is Going"
The orgasmic feeling hes gone through
I LOST Kreygasm
The Grim Angel i watch too much hentai i know where is this going
@@Carapulcra26 ah shit here we go again XD
plot twist : it is a guy
3:37 the way he said "grill" lmao, i can't stop laughing
GRIL??! \(0O0)/
it's the right term maaannnnn
Im fucking dead yo 😂😂😂
Bajingan foto e paramex
@@b_17_krisnaradika52 oawkawooawk
Blitz: "i cant add her guys, i cant!" *whilst trying to reach for his nuts...*
A wise man once said "Having a good support...
Is better than a 5 star hooker honestly".
-Blitz 2019
**Hears girl voice** *Heavy breathing in the mic*
**hears girl voice** *PRIMAL* MODE ACTIVATED
=)
"What about you lina?"
lmao
That was cringe af I was actually dying lmao
8:20 you get triggered by a first hit bash?
Oh,lemme tell ya how it feels to get crit,bashed,mkb proc and mjolnir proc by a PA dagger all at once
no i get bashed critted mkb proced mjolnir proced every hit and i still say fuck my luck i cant do anything more bout it
Happens when enemy playing PA, but when i do play PA it procs shit not even decent damage
And u were actually the one killed by cleave by staying behind the target
@@grisha1528 😂 squishy supp
When you haven't heard grill voice before 3:37
what did she say ? "Cock is holding ......?"
Manish Reza Clock is holding smoke
Woosh
Honestly this twitch chat is the exact reason why my girlfriend has to decline like 5 friend requests at the end of every dota session.
Blitz's reaction at the end is all of us when Lina accepted his friend request.
No one:
TA: *lewd me not*
xddddddddddddddd
3:36 GRILL?!?!
Yea lol🤣🤣🤣
They way he said grill lol 😂
Cock is holding smoke
Re-watcing Blitz video always makes my day.. thank you, keep doing whatever you do
A philosoper once said
9:02
that endings tho, I guess that's worth it
Blitzspanks: hears a woman's voice.
Blitzspanks: instantly forget to call courier
Literally No one:
BlitzSpanks: GRILL? OOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no one:
blitz when he hears a women: *Caveman noises*
6:25 chat: ask her to party with u
TA: Maybe not
2:31 "Am i a joke to you?" - TH-cam Guidelines
That's a really long po*n intro bruh
Blitz in-game: "I have a girlfriend".
Blitz after the game: "I added her twice".
That intro had me going lmao blitz
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
8:56
*Vsauce Music starts*
Can i know the background music bro?
same question can u help us pepe master ?
Jake Chudnow - Moon Men 👌
After blitz heard the voice, I could literally feel his ding dong doing a Jojo pose.
Grandpa voice: And this is how kids, blitz managed to hook a girl then, got left and then got spanked, married and left again until he died.
Child: what if he didn't do it?
Grandpa: he would be here with us, streaming his best(actually) quality videos and streams....
AND I STILL LOST TO OTHERS. I WAS 3RD IN A MARBLE RACE FFS.
Blitz:*Saying someting*
Chat:Chat will remember that
*hears girl voice*
*goes sicko mode*
Blitz straight up simpin’ KEKW
Waiting for the leaked footage of Blitzspanks getting his ass whooped by his very own Caretaker 😂😂
14:40 Naruto sad music is the most sad music between all animes now and for ever 😭😭😭😭😭
Brother fighting his inner demons
10:35 i cant bro that shit was fucking harsh LMFAO shout out for sending tho bro😂😂😂😂
"gril" hahahahahaha
“Just there is a goal keeper, doesnt mean you can goal”-blitz
Can't
Really digging the Savant soundtrack. 10/10 would watch again.
Wow! It's funny when he fumes when Ursa owns him when he pulls a Leroy Jenkins onto the high ground alone. Dota Science beyond You go Ursa. x)
Then blames lag for getting destroyed...
Imagine destroying the wards while having a Tango in your inventory and then using the tango on a tree 1:45 😂😂
2:30 HAHAHAHAH my man! Subbed...
blitz goes full simp mode
After this video I am convinced that blitz just cranked some out for the next like 3 hours.
DEAD XD XD . BEST INTRO ON THE FUCKING PLANET...TO ANYTHING
When Ur greatest acheivment in life... is having a wamen on your DOTA 2 friends list
When you wanted to upload this so badly that its only 360p
Nope mine is 720
Sometimes you think that you heard a girl voice but suddenly turns out that it is a teenager boy. 😂😂😂
I'm just wondering, why didn't you deward the wards using your tango ( 1:40 )
this is what i was thinking too
he was too busy arguing with his chat XD, distraction 100
😂
It gives me anxiety for real. I thought he was gonna eat the other ward(sentry) damn
I think he's nervous and have a boner that's why
15:21 pog you got a girl
What happend in the last of the video i didnt understand
Hahahaha i already know what's going to happen now 😂😂😂😂
dude I just laughed my pants off with this video xD
"2D girls" you can't hide the truth forever
I just started watching and suddenly laughing so hard at 0:25 🤣🤣 when the guy imitated the girls accent
that Naruto sad music when he thought she declined... ha ha ha ha.. ROFL....
dude, was that a Naruto OST!? haahhahah it's really emotional ahahaha
His reaction at the very last though AHHAHAHA LOL XDXD
Oh man the ending was so well made 😂
Did I just watch an affair happening on stream?
THE START THO AHAHAHA
This video title should be how i dumb my gf and get a new one😂😂
When I heard "can buy a woman" I was like and there goes your career
Plz kill me cuz I can't stop laughing
Scoring goals against goalkeepers is basically football.
The last part sounds so fucking sad lmao
He's in
This video is GOLD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That :O at the last part was gold tho
XDDDDDDDDDDD THAT REACTIO N IN THE END
And kids, this is how i met your mother.
Ah, modern dota streamers. MrDestructoid music, toxic voice chat beef with bad mics and KEKW audio cherry on top. What an enjoybale experience
This is the most entertaining shit I've seen in a long time
Why do I hear XQC? Lmaoo some mannerisms reminds me of him too lol
That deadgasm in the end tho 15:17
This video radiates the same energy as vines did
Back in 2013 ppl flirted way harder than now. Every time I talked was at least one pending friend request.
And then they asked me am I a girl or 12.
I was both.
good old days man
How's the experience now
@@GaldiA no one even plays anymore dud
BY FAT BEST DOTA CONTENT I'VE EVER WATCHED !
My maaaaan this video was godlike
Man I'm sick right now, but when i saw ur video somehow i got feel better lmao
That's what I've been waiting for
Best intro ever blitz. Pogchamp kek
"I can't add her" 😂😂
This is how xQc would look like if he played Dota instead of OW lol
This is the actual 'Content'
For a while it was like a short sad story but in the end the happy ending... damm awesome!!!!!!!!!!
3:38 Caveman instinct's.
11:50 karwa li bezzati….lit😂😂
this is funniest video I've seen whole day.. :D
First time watch this guy and i can only say this guy is real pepeg
Blitz videos always make my day
This was beautiful holy shit
He came when she accepted
i think this be the reason i watch more blitz!! ahaha. the lovelife back story waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
I never laughed to one of your videos so hard
What an ending
This much cringe in one video is just illegal
If your lonely just buy a woman
all men knows that position blitz " to add or not to add"
the best dota 2 content creator
Finally a fun personality in dota section
this guy is literally me
Love your content broda ❤️❤️