Zucc is on the same update cycle as Facebook Messenger for Android. So there are at least 2-3 a day. Sometimes you get busy and miss one.... Facebook...... Messenger..... Android...think about it.
@Gary Edwards Well he was right about the blackmail thing but governments just pay a crazy amount of money for the data so that's how they're spying on us
Mark Zuckerberg is that kid who got bullied throughout his entire school life but came out strong "Look at me now, I am a billionnaire" and went straight back to getting bullied this time on a global level with internet memes
nah man, to be fair for him to maintain appearences and not go completely miley cirus on us and keep his chill though all this that man has balls of steal
Ancestral Mage Chill dude, chill. I can tell you’re just trying to flex with nothing to flex with. Anyone can enjoy whatever the fuck they want. There’s plenty of successful people who enjoy memes, sit back down bucko, nobody cares.
I just imagine Zucc being so self conscious of everything he does, but fails miserably to smoothly control his actions. That's the error in his programming.
The nice thing about Mark Zuckerberg is that his exterior form is very life-like. They can probably just patch him with software updates to make him react in a more human way.
2:30 the reason he's sitting in the 'booster seat' is because the legs of the chair they use are unnaturally small so that the person being questioned feels tiny. It's a type of psychological intimidation.
"we're locking up short people" h3h3 is shortphobic h3h3 is shortphobic h3h3 is shortphobic h3h3 is shortphobic h3h3 is shortphobic h3h3 is shortphobic h3h3 is shortphobic h3h3 is shortphobic
.:Camper:. To be fair, Congress passed a bill (along party lines, GOP) last year saying that online social media companies can sell your private data to advertisement companies without your consent. President Trump signed it into law. So I kind of find it to be a little funny on how Congress is acting all outraged even though they enabled Zucc.
He is downloading our data to become more human
Well no wonder he's so fucking weird, he's trying to use Facebook to learn how humans act.
StickMaster500 why hasnt it worked yet.
StickMaster500 Are you... the real stickmaster?
HyacHaHA
why are you everywhere
He looks 33, 12 and alien all the same time
Class A Living most accurate depiction of Zuckerberg
He looks like a trans lizard robot.
And also like a gremlin
And also data from star trek
Data is a good man with morals. zucc is an evil information selling lizard robot guinea pig
"The poor sweet man"
I don't think he's any of those 3 things
Jai Rey the joke/your head
He's still is "the" tho
The rich salty lizard
He's a rich evil robot lol
Jai Rey dude, he’s not poor or man or a the. He’s sweet tho.
facialexpression.exe has crahsed
Oh yeah yeah
whts up with all jc denton avatar i has one back in 2007
I like your socks
I like turtles.
666 zucc approve
zucc is how to basic
milk your comments going to get 2000 likes
big if tru
milk omg
we all got zucced
milk *HE NEEDS SOME MILK*
It wasn't a booster seat it was a mobile charging pad
introverted guy Good one ahaha
Can u do good photoshop make that a meme
introverted guy It was Facebook's servers
Ha, you saw that joke on twitter too?
Lmao
No need to roast lizards that's animal cruelty
LOL this is my favorite comment
LMFAOOOOOOOO
I know right.
😂😂😂
Epic Fortnite Gamer Dab roasting aliens is xenophobic apparently 🤣👌👏❤️🤣👌👌👌🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
guess it Zuccs to be him...
_WHEEZE_
SpreadLove here, have my cookie 🤗. Now GET OUT!!
leave
SpreadLove ooohhhhh good one
Kuuuuuuchhhhhh
We just need to reboot his software.
Just need to update to ZuccOS 3.0
Zucc is on the same update cycle as Facebook Messenger for Android. So there are at least 2-3 a day. Sometimes you get busy and miss one.... Facebook...... Messenger..... Android...think about it.
Right Wing We gotta ReSucc his Zucc.
Right Wing ee
Zucker *BORG*
i watched an hour of the Zuccing® live and felt like I was on the ground floor of a meme factory cranking out hits
schmoyoho SCHMOYOHO
schmoyoho So when can we expect the Zucc songified?
The Zuccening*
oh man, i was watching the video expecting you guys to make a song out of it!
At this point, you should have enough material to compose Zucc the Musical.
Detroit: become zucc
Alondra Hart oml hi Detroit fan
Alondra Hart thrhehe
thats hilarious
And then they actually became Zucc
If he appears human it's because he stole someone's skin
Import hand
Def water():
hand.down()
hand.graspliquid()
hand.up()
hand.ingestliquid()
hand.down()
hand.loosengrasp()
def main():
If (coolant
Seems legit
Jim Pickens is that you?
You have unwittingly taught me how to code. What language is this?
@@Marigoldenn python language
more like bore ragnarok
Born too late to explore the Earth,
born too early to explore the universe,
born just in time to witness Zuckerberg getting *ZUCCD*
Quote 😭
Born too late to explore the Earth,
born too early to explore the universe,
born just in time to witness Zuckerberg getting ZUCCD
- ImaginaryFanboy
man this is actually really depressing
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ: crem de la crem
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ 1000th like
"Mark, give me the ZUCC"
Uhhhhh...No
Brother?!
ZUCC ZUCc ZUcc Zucc zucc
Samy Badri one ZUCC coming right up
Samy Badri k
when you cant finish the video because of the laugh sound clip
best part tbh
Eh, he played that sound clip to death it just kinda ended up annoying
I need that sound
I was in class and trying to be quiet but every time he played that clip it got harder and harder not to laugh.
Hahaha
openhand.exe
[findwater.exe]
graspwater.exe
liftwater.exe
Thats not how it works :D
The file of ps2 game
172 likes 2 replies
Fuck that smile haunts me
Roronoa Zoro just cut it off his face ;)
Daddy Tachanka the only reasonable solution
/preform (smile.exe)
⊙▽⊙
To be fair, if I were in Zucc's position I'd probably handle it way worse.
EckhartsLadder what are you doing here
yo man i love ur vids
Cause you your organization gives billions of revenue to congress
HAHAHA YOU HERE?😂😂😂😂
Ethan and hila's kid is going to be a beanie demigod
My Leg my god you predicted the fuppa bean
Beanie baby
And he was born. Lil Theodore
This poor mother Zuccer
LOOL
Rick ashley wants to know your location
mark zuckerberg... could you please walk through this metal detecto--
*pCHCpCshhshh* no
_(laughtrack)_
Somehow, you described that laugh in text. I am amazed.
*Seinfeld theme plays*
The softball questions that the senators asked were fucking embarrassing.
Anything related to the internet or tech in general is always a complete mystery to them
What do you expect with 46 of them having accepted donations from Facebook in the past. Also him not being under oath doesn't help.
Jack I read that 80% of the senators who questioned him recieved "donations" from Facebook
Philly F
That’s what happens when old people ask stuff about tech.
This was hilarious good edits man lol
What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him everyday
*ZUCC* : BECOME HUMAN
Buchchchchcheeee
*chuckles in zuckerberg*
Riahisama zuccles
Zuccles*
Chuckleberg
Zuccle my jimmies, markie
*Succerberg*
Wasn't a big fan of Jesse Eisenberg's portrayal of Zucc in The Social Network. He made him too human and relatable.
I was just thinking that, his portrayal of emotion was too convincing
av4d Definitely wasn't an accurate portrayal 😂
Zucc's transition took time. He was like man once
Ross
Lies!!!!
Really?
Sorry, transcendence would be the correct term
I would have more sympathy for Mark Zuckerberg if he has the smallest respect for people's privacy.
DARIVS ARCHITECTVS you mean the us gov and what they make him do
+@@naturalallnaturalwhitepist1789 I'm pretty sure facebook is owned by a private company and what he does with the website is by his own choice.
@Gary Edwards Well he was right about the blackmail thing but governments just pay a crazy amount of money for the data so that's how they're spying on us
@Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen well in Russia that happens and I'm pretty sure a few years ago someone would call you crazy for implying that's possible
That weird smile looks like the smiles the characters would make on South Park
Zucc the alien from the Zuckerberg race. It has a nice ring to it.
Coincidence? I think not.
Hammad Ali Zuckerberg is an alien confirmed
No it fucking doesn't
Nah, he has to be a robot. A “Zucker-borg” if you will.
I would leave the #Zuckerberg alone.
Lol that's not a booster seat you silly man, it's a wireless charger
Outofallofus Ju it’s from a 4chan post
dood poop ew
Valeriya Varnavina SUOMI PERKELE !! D:
IAmA Rose AMA don’t try and steal her thunder
Don’t do dare roast my...
*Zaddy Zucc*
are you comfortable sharing what hotel you stayed in last night?
uuhherrreh
no
I won't lie this is definitely me .
Colin I SWEAR.... I watched this one ten times!
V Sauce here!
When I’m driving
Vine thud sound
Ethan Bradberry
Mark Zuckerberg is that kid who got bullied throughout his entire school life but came out strong "Look at me now, I am a billionnaire" and went straight back to getting bullied this time on a global level with internet memes
nah man, to be fair for him to maintain appearences and not go completely miley cirus on us and keep his chill though all this that man has balls of steal
CyberLion *this lizard has balls of steel
PC PastaFace *this lizard robot has balls of steel*
Osama Dar he might get his wig split
Ancestral Mage Chill dude, chill. I can tell you’re just trying to flex with nothing to flex with. Anyone can enjoy whatever the fuck they want. There’s plenty of successful people who enjoy memes, sit back down bucko, nobody cares.
''whats the name of the hotel you stayed in last night'' - ''no''
Virtually anyone: ...The right to privacy
Z U C C: *chuckle*
That wasnt a booster seat, it was a charging port...
Soulless One he sits on a charger port?
Matthew Leonard yes because is a robot
Soulless One holy shit thats what i said when me and my friends were talking about it
it was a wireless charger
Wireless charging
That's not a booster seat. It's a wireless charger.
Holy crap..
Oh shit
🤣🤣🤣
Good one
heyyyyyyoooooooo!
"i think that might be what this is all about.
your right to privacy"
- zuckerberg laughs-
*H I S S*
i miss these classic H3 uploads ,, the world needs more Zucc's
JTsuits lol I didn’t except to see you here JT!
The guy who inspires me to want to help fight for my country watches H3! Sick!
JT my lord and savior
Go navy
MY BOY... PAPA.
The man
The thief
The ZUCC
DANNYonPC u forgot the CUCC
HI DANNY
DANNYonPC DANNY YOU'RE *EVERYWHERE*
DANNYonPC Hrey
He is not a man, he is a robot-lizard, get your facts straight.
Mark Zuckerberg when he arrived to planet earth: “you only invited me to make fun of me”.
As a 5'5" man, I appreciate the PSA on booster seats, Ethan. Your contribution to the world is noted.
Zucc has the suds
Yumi fist me yumi daddy
He needs some corks
Oh hello yumi 😀
He has the zuds
Zucc
Mark is currently downloading Zucc memes to better prepare himself for the internet
He's gonna ask some anime grills for a quick game for some quick zucc.
MARCC
yo i'm 5'7 and when Ethan said its not that short it made me feel way better about myself. I thank you Ethan
This video is absolutely BRUTAL. Had me dying the whole time. Keep up the awesome and hilarious work!
His booster seat isn't for height it's an extra battery in case the senate hearing went too long
Justin Y. yoooo
its the real Justin dude
NOT AGAIN
J U I C E B OX
Justin Y. Kinda like a laptop dock
Loved the "can't fast travel when enemies are nearby" meme
RumbaChuck Fallout 4, right?
Fallout / Elder Scrolls
Jeff MacInnis basically nearly every rpg
New Vegas
Jeff MacInnis /any rpg in existence
Washington Post has a Twitch channel because amazon ceo Jeff Bezos owns the washington post and Amazon owns twitch
Sean Carney he’s taking over
Capitalism is so high up are asses we can almost taste it...
+Aussie tyler
lmao "what brave new world do we live in" I bet their chat is also highly moderated
Technically it's a cushion since he's going to be sitting there for a long time but it's most likely a wireless charger
The robot does not feel the roast he only overheats
Very clever ;)
His CPU fan just spins up to max
Battletech taught me that you just need more heat sinks.
Which is why he drinks water
he's sitting on his wireless charger so he doesn't run out of battery
The hiss got me so bad😂 I can't even finish without laughing my ass off
The Zucc needs a firmware update
Ethan's face is Hila's Booster seat.
flake452 best comment ever lmao
*B O I*
This comments been canceled
flake452 NOICE!!! Lol
That sounds pretty hot actually
I don't know if this is gonna be a sequel of The Social Network or a prequel of Terminator.
Saitama Senpai both. A trilogy
It connects the timelines
Saitama sucks ass
Whenever I'm having a bad day you manage to make it all better man keep up the great content !
Everytime he laughed I cracked up laughing
Zucc clearly doesn't watch Meme Review or Pew News.
Alex Silverstein 😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe he does and he just wants to be more famous and doesn’t mind it
H3 obvi does
Alex Silverstein thats because he isnt a normie
He owns facebook, he knows you commented this 1 hour ago. He knows everything. Everything someone ever did he knows it. Hes a database thats all
I just imagine Zucc being so self conscious of everything he does, but fails miserably to smoothly control his actions.
That's the error in his programming.
david hahahehehhahahshehehohohoogohogohahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahooohohohohohohehehehehe
david. Honestly, he has anxiety
That laugh... I can't. I'm dying. 😂😂😂
The nice thing about Mark Zuckerberg is that his exterior form is very life-like. They can probably just patch him with software updates to make him react in a more human way.
You lost me at "life-like"
that‘s not a booster seat, it‘s his charging station -_-
MilaMila W
To be fair, it’s both
How original. The QI charger meme.
they didn't show the part where he caught fire. :(
- Damm that shits wireless too 😂
*zucc drinking*
"I require coolant"
I clicked on this..... and watched it all hahaha thanks dude like the vibe!
I literally try to go to bed while having h3h3 on and can’t because I’ll be laughing my ass off for thirty minutes at a time
That was not a booster seat... that was his wallet
that's not a booster seat its his wallet.
Hahaha good one. Moreso after the hearing, during it he made 3 billion more dollars from the jump in stock.
You mean he scraped back a fraction of the 8+ billion he personally lost in the weeks prior?
Nah, too small
Corey Wood still small according to his standards ... his wallet would be an entire bank
No it's a wireless charger
I forgot about these edits that make me feel like I’m in a fever dream
I bet you Tom from MySpace is so glad Mark took his place basically as the most memed/hated social media creator in existence.
Zuccerberg probably saw the script to this video before it was even posted
That’s pretty creepy to think about.
JESUS IT’S LIKE YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME
Justin Y. You are everywhere.
Justin Y. Woah I just saw you on the Defranco video lol
because he watched him record it
He drinks water to not overheat
Gurken Good one
2:26 his lawyer was analyzing that Mark was smiling even from behind, you can see his lip go up in a sudden loss of human control
The editing is fire
The true questions is, is he laughing, or hissing?
Lizards can't laugh
he was like cornered and he felt threatened so his lizard instincts kicked in
Don't be silly. That's his coolant steaming on his processor because "smile like a human.exe" is a very heavy process.
If Zuckerberg's criminally short at 5'7'' then I'm death penalty short at 4'8''.
Jim Morrison I'm unable to climb over the sides.
Dwarves are badass don't you forget it lad, take your axe and beer and slay some dragons
ThuckBuddies Im over a foot taller than you and 14
I hear ya man, I’m only 5’9
Jim Morrison I'm 5'5" so we are cursed I guess lol most famous people are pretty short btw
Man that was 8 months ago already. Time flies fast
The real alien is how big his lawyers head is
2:30 the reason he's sitting in the 'booster seat' is because the legs of the chair they use are unnaturally small so that the person being questioned feels tiny. It's a type of psychological intimidation.
Heelflip540 crazy
lmao, that's pretty true
Noone can tell on TV
People that look old and young at the same time creep me out.
CJMitchell
How would you envision an old Zuckerberg?
CJMitchell Cody Ko?
CJMitchell will Ferrell perhaps
Alex Gartner Will Ferrell gets a pass for having salon quality hair.
I only just subscribed yesterday and I already love you
“Give me the zucc”
Humans, please allow me to lubricate my organs with this clear substance.
TheAloomaX mmm zucculent
TheAloomaX thicc
I never realized Zucc was such a lolcow. The hairline, the robot personality, the smile, the ears...
the laugh
The ZUCC
Whats a lolcow?
The legs that go the wrong way
It’s 'Thee zucc' to you boy
ZUCCI GANG ZUCCI GANG ZUCCI GANG
Sorry for giving you cancer
got face-book on my yellow chain
*Zucc: Become Human*
50 cameras shoved into my face would make me want to sip water like that XD
you would say that wouldn't you, Mr. Facebook bot. GTFO shill
THAT LAUGH pls stop i cant breathe
pyrrhichos c a l l 9 1 1
pyrrhichos zucc me
Kah
pyrrhichos omfg ikr!!!
Puh-ch-chh
MEME. REVIEW.
FudgieTheWhale 👏🏻👏🏻
Favorite piece was that the closed captions listed only "Zucc hiss (x27)"
"we're locking up short people"
h3h3 is shortphobic
h3h3 is shortphobic
h3h3 is shortphobic
h3h3 is shortphobic
h3h3 is shortphobic
h3h3 is shortphobic
h3h3 is shortphobic
h3h3 is shortphobic
Ryan Caldwell yup
justin b I'm calling my senator to get him in that high chair right now.
He attac
He proctec
But most of all,
He collec
Shut up normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Zucc: I am the Senate.
That sample of him doing whatever that noise was is hilarious.
To be fair, if I had fifty cameras in my face and the weight of a billion dollar company on my shoulders, I'd probably be all stiff and awkward too.
Nohorse For a long ass time, he's done some shady shit and kept getting caught with no repercussions, and now he finally got caught.
.:Camper:.
To be fair, Congress passed a bill (along party lines, GOP) last year saying that online social media companies can sell your private data to advertisement companies without your consent. President Trump signed it into law.
So I kind of find it to be a little funny on how Congress is acting all outraged even though they enabled Zucc.
he has the whole world watching and its a multi billion dollar company. many multis lol
.:Camper:. Well when you put info out onto the internet people can do that.
America lecturing zucc on people's privacy. Ironic
Keep in mind ... The ZUCC is a year older than lord ETHAN :3 "Siiiip water"
BORHANE B in one succ
BORHANE B 👽
He's 48?
BORHANE B “GCHhh!”
BORHANE B ethan is a snake
Just gone from a review of the new Boosted board to a review of a Booster seat. Love it
He was not summoned. He went on his own accord.