...back in like the 2 grade there was this kid...they were kinda weird and they would hold me down and start sniffing me like that I later found out that it was because they wanted to be my friend and I have a fear of it I literally skipped that whole part....
@@hellonugs It sounds like that kid was raised by wolves. When I was in 1st grade, there were these two boys who were newer to our school and they both had developed a crush on me. On the playground, they would chase me around the entire time, trying to hug me and told me they wanted to kiss me. I told the teacher and they stopped, but the one boy sat next to me in class and always bothered me. I grew up to become uncomfortable and tense whenever one of my friends wanted a hug, but I've slowly been getting better with it. It's kids like that and your interactions with them that really stick with you, good or bad. In our cases, in a negative way.
Here are a couple of roasts like you asked for: Jake: Your tattoos are just smudge marks Colby: The hair color make you look like smuckers grape jelly Sam: If you do 3 AM challanges, then why does a horror game like Granny scare you? Corey: The braids you used to have must have given your head constipation.
Sam: “wtf is going on?” After all these years.... I guess you never get used to the chaotic energy. Never anything less when it comes to these game videos. 😆
I LOVE YOUR NEW MERCHHHHHH SAAAAMMMMMM..... Sam Golbach: Never Normal Black Chenille Patch Hoodie Sam Golbach Black Never Normal Long Sleeve Shirt Sam Golbach Black Never Normal Tee
Who else was asking themselves during the whole video “who the hell is this guy with the backwards hat?” 😂 it bugged me so much I couldn’t enjoy the video🥺 and even though Jake said his name towards the end of the video I still had no idea who he is!! Dammit Sammy!! 😂🤣😂
Is nobody gonna talk about how cute Colbys smile was when Cory was sniffing the camera 😍! Love y’all so much and the videos thanks for making me laugh and my days good:) and I want to explore now hope I meet y’all one day 😸
Sam I just want to say, I’m so beyond proud of you. I have been watching you for more than 4 years(from the duo channel) and it amazes me how far you’ve come. I’ve watched you and colby go from eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for every meal, to look at you guys now, you have more than 5 million subscribers on S&C and you have more than 2 million subscribers on your personal, you won a teen choice award, a streamys award, you had a very successful community(metalife), you had a snapchat series, you guys wrote a fucking book, like a real ass book, and so much more. I’m so beyond proud. You guys have come so far. I love you so much, you saved my life, along with thousands of others, thank you. You have taught me stuff I would never imagine learning, and for that I can never repay you. I am so proof of you, we all are-me, your other fans, your friends, your family, everyone, and we love you so much. You guys started off as two teenagers who couldn’t even say hi to a girl with a dream of becoming confident, to look at you now. You guys are two inspirational men who made their dreams come true, and you help us all achieve our dreams too. You aren’t just a teenager from Kansas anymore Sam, and I couldn’t be more proud. It’s a little weird I’m saying that cuz I’m so much younger than you, but please know we are all so proud.
The break up with the pillow though!🤣 "Listen, I know you love me, but I gotta work on myself a little bit, alright? I gotta figure out my own personal goals, and uh, I just don't have time for a girlfriend right now--Listen don't cry I know you love me, We can always work out in the future okay baby? NOW GET THE F*CK OUT ME HOUSE!" L. M. A. O! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What scary videos do you wanna see me do this october???? ALSO GET THE NEW MERCH: shopxplr.com
OOH
MERCH IS MINE
3am challenges????
Can you read my msg
There's a place in my city that's called lake Mary
you better be ready to explain to my teacher why i didn’t do my homework
Congrats ♥️♥️
I would love to see that Conversation
😂😂
Lol
Oh shi-
when i read the title i was like “oh shi- i should be scared”
Congrats ♥️♥️
Jane JJ Szutu thank you!
I thought I was on the wrong site
Sam is a pen🖋
Colby is a highlighter 🖍
Sam draws the world 🌎
Colby makes it brighter ☀️
other way
dude this was so long ago ong@@myleereyburn1531
@@myleereyburn1531true
THATS SO CUTE
No, only Colby’s hair looks like a highlighter,not him himself
Sam:"how could you possibly shoot my best friend in the head?"
Everybody: *flashback to Colby's kidnap prank*
But it's true I heard it and was like to the comments
SAMEEEE
So true😂
stop that made me cry sm
Real
Colby about to spin
Sam reaches forward
Colby: HEYYYYY!!!!!
Sam: He's the yeller not him
Bruh I won't forget this XD
Ye you’re right tho
🤣🤣🤣So true i'll never forget this!😅🤣🤣💗💗
Sams captions: *five guys play spin the bottle*
Me: this...this is the one
(Hello there skadoosh noodle☺️)
Almonie Anderson ☺️☺️he will notice you one day
Almonie Anderson trust me, he will :)
@@cleosmith8002 very true
Congrats ♥️♥️
th-cam.com/video/BsE2RC5cPTg/w-d-xo.html
sam posts
me: literally screams and runs to my room slamming my door in the process
Congrats ♥️♥️
Mood,
Sameee
Same
JESSICA I FOUND YOUUUUUU
When Sam started taking about Sam Pepper and that whole prank
Colby: 🤭🤭
Corey: *giving a motivational speech*
Colby: OO-OO🐒 4:00
If my child ever finds this channel, I’m gonna show him this video and say:
“Yep... that’s them.”
he didn’t call us his “skadoosh noodles” this time 🥺
next time
Lol true 🤣🤣
@@samgolbach YAY I TEXT YOU!😍
@@samgolbach yay!!
Sam Golbach YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!
"How can you shoot my best friend in the head?
Me: gets flashbacks to the kidnapped prank 🥺
Yep
That was fooked up
Sam probably has ptsd
@Bonnalina Fuzbunny you're right.
Exactly🥺
Oh yeah! I remember that was one of the first videos I saw. I did not like that at all.
King love u Sam
Me: *sees Sam posted*
Me again: *clicks as hard and as fast as I can bc he is LOVED*
Congrats ♥️♥️
Chill he has a girl
Stellxplayz YT okay but it doesn’t mean I can’t love him bc I do bc he’s the best
Stellxplayz YT no kidding- they know
@@elainex4460 lol wow you chill, he even liked the comment.
Jake: “it tastes like spit and what’s up guys”😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody
literally nobody:
Not even corey:
Colby at 10:55 im done he looks so cute when he pouts
@Its_Raining_Tacos Ikr its the best!!!
He rlly said :>
IKR
He is just too adorable
truee
ANYBODY ELSE OUT THERE WHO IS READY FOR THE VIDEO FROM SAM AND COLBY?! “WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE” 👀👀👀
Jane JJ Szutu YES LOL
DUDE YES
Yasss
YESSSS
I'm so excited
Nobody:
Sam:brings back probably the most terrifying moment in his life but reversed
Sam posts:
My brain: sleep?
Me: but sam posted
My brain: it's midnight.
Me: it's sam golbach.
It’s almost 9 over here 😳
Theo Bear Holy crap, it EXACTLY 12 XD
Omg same😂😂
*1:25*
*Colby:* ohhhhh I get it now
He finally gets it, I actually was a little confused at the beginning too
6:45 Colby's laugh🥺
Jake:”like I got hit with a ping pong ball by a fly. .....”
Also Jake:” ......a really strong fly.”
XD
Who else loves clicking on the notification for sam”s videos
Meee!! And Congrats ♥️♥️
Thank you!!! I’m so happy
8:18 I'm disappointed that Sam didn't say "he was everything I had" lmao
lol
Omg me tooo
8:32
5 people staring at me
👁👄👁
2:59 IT SMELLS LIKE SPIT AND WHATS UP GUYS- I DIED XDDD
The whole time Corey was sniffing I kept on saying “I don’t like that” out loud and my family was concerned
😂 lmao
...back in like the 2 grade there was this kid...they were kinda weird and they would hold me down and start sniffing me like that I later found out that it was because they wanted to be my friend and I have a fear of it I literally skipped that whole part....
@@hellonugs It sounds like that kid was raised by wolves. When I was in 1st grade, there were these two boys who were newer to our school and they both had developed a crush on me. On the playground, they would chase me around the entire time, trying to hug me and told me they wanted to kiss me. I told the teacher and they stopped, but the one boy sat next to me in class and always bothered me. I grew up to become uncomfortable and tense whenever one of my friends wanted a hug, but I've slowly been getting better with it. It's kids like that and your interactions with them that really stick with you, good or bad. In our cases, in a negative way.
shelby stanley as they should be
It made me feel safe🥺
I TELL U IVE NEVER CLICKED FASTER LMAOO-
Congrats ♥️♥️
Jane JJ Szutu THANK UU
the look on colbys face when sam calls him his bestfriend is me looking at pizzza
2:59 “it tastes like spit and what’s up guys”😭
GOD I love rewatching all of these videos
Lmao 8:54
Dylan is like:
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
You really said 'let's make all our og fans sad and remind them with the sam pepper prank'
I low key almost cried
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SAM AND COLBY WINCHESTER. YSTERY HOUSE ALSO SO WANT THE MERCB 😩😩😩
Congrats ♥️♥️
Anybody else have flashbacks to “Bear in the Big Blue House” when Corey was smelling the camera?
no one:
my dog when he smells food: 2:50
he was embarrassed to call us skadoosh noodles infront of his friends
We are his Skadoosh Noddles
RIP, I want to be called a skadoosh noodle though, don't make fun of me...we were all thinking of it too.
8:05 - 8:19
SAMUEL JOHN GOLBACH NEVER MENTION THAT VIDEO AGAIN!
My reaction but i lowkey laughed bc i was not expecting that video to be brought up😂
Here are a couple of roasts like you asked for:
Jake: Your tattoos are just smudge marks
Colby: The hair color make you look like smuckers grape jelly
Sam: If you do 3 AM challanges, then why does a horror game like Granny scare you?
Corey: The braids you used to have must have given your head constipation.
😂😂 they better put ice on those burns😂😂
Ayo we heard a 911 call from this comment about some serious burns we may need to amputate and transfer to another hospital
sir we got a high level of sass😂
This is so good tho
2:28 THE " Heyy ☺️☺️ " 😭 5:33 Colby..
8:03 did you just reference that wow
The pillow after Colby breaks up with it: hEaRt bEeN bRoKe sO mAnY tImEs
Sam: “wtf is going on?” After all these years.... I guess you never get used to the chaotic energy. Never anything less when it comes to these game videos. 😆
ALL I WANT TO SAY IS SAM AND COLBY"S VIDEO COMING OUT TOMORROW IS LITERALLY GONNA BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY SUNDAY!!!
SAME!!!
Oof. I read that as “Sam and Colby’s coming out video is tomorrow” 😂😂😂
Marissa V hahahahah
5:13 Colby: ooh ooh aah aah you little b*tch" IM DYING
dylan “i blinked i just blinked” coreys eyes ...me:wow his eyes are pointing diff way....im talking about 7:23
Let’s take a moment of silence for Jake not getting his fist bump near the end! 😔😢
F in the chat
He was holding a microphone
OMG HIS PINK HAT IS BACKKK!!! THAT PINK HAT DISAPPEARED FOR A WHILE!! 😂😂😂
4:21😂😭 probably my favorite part
0:24 THANKS FOR DEAFINING ME SAM- (also you make me smile every time I get a notification from you or Colby, even the duo channel! K byeee
Okay but like...Colby pouting at 10:56 is the cutest thing ever
I LOVE YOUR NEW MERCHHHHHH SAAAAMMMMMM.....
Sam Golbach: Never Normal Black Chenille Patch Hoodie
Sam Golbach Black Never Normal Long Sleeve Shirt
Sam Golbach Black Never Normal Tee
Sam: “diss us in the comments you won’t” me: “of course I’m not I’m not that mean🥺”
3:16 THE DANCING
I just loved that colby sounded like Mr. Krabs when saying "get the fvck out me house"
Corry: "Only yell till your next turn"
Me: Don't they always do that?
Who else was asking themselves during the whole video “who the hell is this guy with the backwards hat?” 😂 it bugged me so much I couldn’t enjoy the video🥺 and even though Jake said his name towards the end of the video I still had no idea who he is!! Dammit Sammy!! 😂🤣😂
Sam: text us at (number)
Me: let's try..
5 minutes later
Me: I'm now scared
Why? Was it them or not?
Sam: makes a video
Me: Cool
Sam: spin the bottle is the video
Me: YAYAYAYAY
Is nobody gonna talk about how cute Colbys smile was when Cory was sniffing the camera 😍! Love y’all so much and the videos thanks for making me laugh and my days good:) and I want to explore now hope I meet y’all one day 😸
*2:44*
*Sam:* Dang guess why yau stinking
*Me:* .......
And also😂😂😂😂😂 Corey
8:09 did he just-
Sam
I just want to say, I’m so beyond proud of you. I have been watching you for more than 4 years(from the duo channel) and it amazes me how far you’ve come. I’ve watched you and colby go from eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for every meal, to look at you guys now, you have more than 5 million subscribers on S&C and you have more than 2 million subscribers on your personal, you won a teen choice award, a streamys award, you had a very successful community(metalife), you had a snapchat series, you guys wrote a fucking book, like a real ass book, and so much more. I’m so beyond proud. You guys have come so far.
I love you so much, you saved my life, along with thousands of others, thank you. You have taught me stuff I would never imagine learning, and for that I can never repay you. I am so proof of you, we all are-me, your other fans, your friends, your family, everyone, and we love you so much.
You guys started off as two teenagers who couldn’t even say hi to a girl with a dream of becoming confident, to look at you now. You guys are two inspirational men who made their dreams come true, and you help us all achieve our dreams too. You aren’t just a teenager from Kansas anymore Sam, and I couldn’t be more proud. It’s a little weird I’m saying that cuz I’m so much younger than you, but please know we are all so proud.
When your dream is to text Sam but you're just too socially awkward-
Anyone here in 2023 re watching all sam and Colby vids waiting for them to post 😂😂
i was too busy laughing to dis anyone 🤣🤣🤣i cant take yall seriously.
“And my mom said I can’t talk to you anymore” 😂
4:08 look at Dylan’s face I’m crying
9:00 i love his Rap XD
Omg Im dead when Corey was sniffing the camera🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 2:49
I love how we’re just another person in their game- 8:30
*2:33*
*Colby:* *Smells armpits* uhhhhh
*Jake:* YoU wIsH
*Colby:* I smell good
Than why did you smell your armpit and went uhh 😂😂😂
Corey giving a motivational speach: you guys we are gonna go out there...
Colby in the middle of it: oo ooo ahh ahh
Me:😂😂😂😂
me: *sees the title*
also me: oh shi- is solby about to come true?
also me after the intro: oh..
When Sam brings up what Sam Pepper did years ago to Sam and Colby🥺 that video was something else
How could anyone ever diss colby bro hes perfect in every way how dare jake
5:33
Ever just wanna be a pillow
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW SAM MENTIONED THE WHOLE SAM PEPPER VIDEO?? I ALMOST STARTED CRYING WTF 😭😭
Evrytime u post a new vid:
Me: "RUNS NARUTO RUN IN ROOM AND CLICK LIKE SONIC"
This time i made popcorn for this vid😇🍿
Corey: *SNIFFING THE CAMERA*
Colby:😁
Me: HELP ME👁👄👁
8:04
Colby was flabbergasted!
I love seeing ya do these videos with your friends! Keep the great content goin' man!
Anyone hear in 2024❤
Yeah 😂
2025 now😭😭😭
Sam: “Dis us in the comments, you won’t.”
Me: Yep exactly I won’t
11:04 Colby’s face when he didn’t get 100 dollar 😂
The break up with the pillow though!🤣 "Listen, I know you love me, but I gotta work on myself a little bit, alright? I gotta figure out my own personal goals, and uh, I just don't have time for a girlfriend right now--Listen don't cry I know you love me, We can always work out in the future okay baby? NOW GET THE F*CK OUT ME HOUSE!" L. M. A. O! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spin the bottle is always good videos, especially when Sam does it 😂
Should I be sleeping right now?
Yes.
Am I watching Sam instead?
Yes.
Colby looked uncomfortable when he was breaking up with the pillow😭
When Corey stared smelling the camera I canttt 😂😂
Me sees spin the bottle: SOLBY
Jake:there's a hat!
Corey:I like your cut g
Me again: aw it's not spin the bottle
Solby shippers:😔
Caption says: "5 guys play spin the bottle ."
Me actually thinking I get to see them kiss. What's wrong with me. 😂💀
Bottle smacks Jake in the leg:
Me: thats gotta hurt
y’all are seriously getting too bored in quarantine 😭😭
Did anyone else get flash backs when sam raised both of his hands!? Nope?.. js me?... ok😅
oh I just watched that video so 100%
The smelling sounded weird lol😅😂😂😂
When you live in the UK and can’t message them the story of my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
4:40 Sam's reaction ahahah
When Corey started sniffing the camera I literally started choking on my drink 😂😂😂
0:24 literally 24 seconds in and I’m already cackling 😭
4:06 top left corner is nightmare fuel