Secret Dump #94: "Cat Community" with Beth Stelling

This week's secrets include a Trader Joe's checker, a pie-ophile, and more!
Submit your deepest secrets to the Endless Honeymoon Secrets Hotline: [phone] and ask Natasha and Moshe for relationship advice: [e-mail].
We have merch! Get your towel, mug, and shorts at endlesshoneymoo...!
Subscribe to our TH-cam channel: bit.ly/Subscrib...
Follow on Instagram: / endlesshoneymoonpod

[@lilyaide4961]

Beth and Chelsea perretti are the best guests hands down

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Nick Thune was fun, too. Even though she's an actress, I want them to have Megan Mullally on.

[@jerrymcbeth9938]

More Beth Stelling is always a good thing!

[@edbangerrr1489]

Best guest. Beth rules

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

She’s the Beth’d!

[@garrettgrant1264]

I like how I'm listening to this podcast sick and I can hear my cat throwing up in the other room.

[@accesspanels]

“That Maya Angelou quote”…lol! Beth was great.

[@bettier]

Omg Natasha's comment on how comparing house decorating and obsessive IG girls is so true! It does start to feel a bit twisted to want to have a such a perfectly beautiful and organized home.

[@Kitty6161]

Omg yup, related to this sooo hard hahaha

[@Fadeout815]

Chelsea Perretti & Tig Notaro are my fave quests. Invite them back!

[@angiesunnie8469]

Laughed out loud while working!!

[@p0ncey]

Permanent guest pls

[@___IG]

I'm, I guess, what most would consider "brown" lol and I shop at Trader Joe's all the time. I did not know there was a bag charge lol am I one of the people she's reparating? Feels real weird, do I need to ask to be charged 10 cents like everyone else?

[@SaltyInterlocutor]

I used to be a cashier and I would never add bag charges, regardless the customer - it was far more satisfying to screw my employer out of that extra revenue.

[@mnnvikes101]

@@SaltyInterlocutor the tax goes to the city or state govt, not the store

[@SaltyInterlocutor]

@@mnnvikes101 definitely not in my state. The bag charge was just something our store did, not legally mandated. I eventually started doing bookkeeping for the store, and they pulled in at least $300/day from bag charges.

[@pladtoeputh]

Beth's chair looks classic / uncomfortable

[@jag5014]

That's not Beth's chair. Notice all their guests sit in the same chair. Natasha makes them sit outside on their porch because she's worried Moshe will catch a whiff of their pheromones and revert back to the 2000 poonhound version of himself who wore Oakley shades with a soul patch.

[@angiesunnie8469]

@@jag5014 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRedScareIsAlive]

@@jag5014 I think they actually keep the guests all locked up until it's time to be on podcast.
Then they do the podcast in the chair (at gunpoint of course). Then are sent to a local shelter for out-of-work comedians afterward

[@killbillvol4950]

hot cheeto lacroix