Felipe Esparza • They're Not Gonna Laugh At You • Part 2 | LOLflix
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- Felipe Esparza • Part 2 • They're Not Gonna Laugh At You: We all have ugly friends, look around you, someone had to drive us here at the last minute • I had a girl tell me if you were to lose 35 pounds, you'd be kind of cute," I said, "Man, if I did all of that, I'd be over there talking to your friends • Ladies, I know I am not a hot guy, I'm what you ladies call rebound material, this is what you get on a night someone ruins your life, "I am captain save-a-ho" • I got stretch marks on my stomach, now when I take off my t-shirt, I tell women that I was attacked by a mountain lion, You should've seen this cat • You know it's time to lose weight when a girl starts sucking your breasts • This is a turn-off-the-lights body, this is a tell-no-body • If I ever had the chance for a threesome, I'm gonna have a meeting with those girls, "All right, listen up, ladies, one of you guys here might not get a turn • I got the situation stomach right here, actually more like a repercussion • It's hard to lose weight I'm latino, we cook with lard, I had a heart attack when I was 12.
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If I lost 35 pounds I’d be over there talking to your friends….
That was an awesome joke!!!!
"I come out of the bushes what happened?" Haha🤣
I'm captain save a hoe 😂😂😂💀💀
My favorite joke
Yessir 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“How come ugly people don’t sound ugly on the phone” lol
That took me out!🤣
This is a telllll nobody 😂😂😂
😂
NONE of these so called comedians today can even get a smile out of me. Felipe absolutely makes me laugh so hard that tears are coming out of my eyes. One of the top stand up comedians of all time. So-o-o- funny!!!!!!!!!
Ikr took me forver to even find him I can’t believe I’ve never heard his stand up it just flows so nice lol
GUESS YOU GOT ALOT TO LEARN 😂 THERES ABOUT 6 CURRENT COMEDIANS R N THAT BLEW UP AND AND SUPER FUNNY
@gonzalezcontreras4378 who are this comedians
@@ThePassengerPreacher Andrew Schultz. ian bagg. David lucas. Phil Hanley. Jeff arcuri
@@gonzalezcontreras4378 Never heard of these BOZOs!!!
Felipe needs his Netflix special, hes funnier than all of the comedians with a netflix special
It’s on Netflix fool..
He’s pretty good but he’s not Dave
This IS the special lol
@@fabians.114 what's up with
Best is a strong word or are youg too you to know about ralphie may ? Or Joey diez ?
If you lost weight youd be kind of cute... if I did that I'd be talking to your friends 🤣
Felipe! Dont lose your accent or your hair!!! We love you !!!! The funniest comedian by far! Netflix, should give you your own show! You are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell yea!!!!
She takes off her clothes! I say man we better find these cat's 😂
that shit cracked me tf up😂
😂😂
@@carmenvasquez7170 Facts 💯
A tip: watch series at flixzone. Been using them for watching lots of of movies during the lockdown.
@Torin Stanley Yea, have been using Flixzone} for years myself :D
Mijo, it’s not Halloween 😂
No chingues, run...you have to stop drinking!
U mean hallamelween
Lmao
Felipe you should do a Netflix special
its on netflix my guy
This is the special on Netflix
There's a special coming out September 1st.
Those who answered seriously 😒 lol don't fully yet humor yet one year passed hope y'all learned a thing or two or did ya end up in the woke shenanigans
I’ll allow it.
"this is a tell-no-body" 😂
😂😂 I've been in a deep depression and this has me Ballin 😂😂 Thanks 😁😁
The 12 yo heart attack bit had me absolutely rolling!
No mames mijo, You has to stop drinking
💀💀💀💀💀
'No chinges'' lol
“she unbuttons one button and she opens up like a life raft “ 😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣
Pushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🤣
Where did you two chicks come from
I hope he gets into movies, he's funny af
i've seen him in this fool and a metalachi music video
He was in the show “superstore” just a few years ago
OMG he's hilarious 😂😆😂 it's one after another. Dang, my side hurts from laughing non-stop 🤣💀🙌🏽 Felipe your humor makes you 🔥🔥🔥😆
Man his so funny.
I can't stop laughing from beginning to end. His amazing..
Hey who passed my apple around lmao
I'm sorry but i literally started wheezing when he said "call the teacherrr" 😂
same! hahahaha
That shit had me rolling! Haha🤣
He's hilarious. Seeing him on the 17th in San Antonio.
@@donrodztx please tell him, Angie from Califa's say's "high" 👋🏽😘😁 Safe travels! ✈️
Tell no body! Man we gotta catch these cats!
I had a heart attack when I was 12. I was playing kick ball WHAT THE FHHHHHK.... CALL THE TECHERRRR
...'This is a tell nobody' buahahahaha
This guy is freakin' hilarious. I love it.
Bro I’ve been binge watching your videos and now I have a favorite comedian💖 thank you Felipe
Netflix give this man a special please.
Coming out soon. Listen to his podcast for more info
Right!!!!!
@@jimmysalgadojr5087 dude! He has a podcast? Thank you!!!
@@teknique8292 it's called "what's up fool!"
The Incredible Hulk part had me crying!! 🤣🤣
"I was playing kick ball
What the fuuuuuckkkkkk!!!call the teacher!!"
Yo🤣🤣🤣😭❤
He’s a cutie. I could use a Captain SaveAHo.
He is a nice looking guy!
"You called?" (Stumbles out of bushes)
You can start by posting your pics first of all and then maybe he will find interest hey a hit run aint bad
He's cute as is, he would be HOT if he lost 35lbs.
I agree. He has a handsome face and i actually like the hair.
His face looks like a friend of mine but he’s in shape and the face is gorgeous!!
I lost 90 lbs. 😊
@@wildmike85 congrats homie
i thought my spirit was leaving.. i dont wanna dieeee 🤣
12 min act
stories made from line.. but every line hit hard.
crazy
I was playing kickball “wtff” 😂 “I didn’t know it was a heart attack I thought I was turning into the Incredible Hulk” 😂😂
The part where he’s like my moms cooks everything with lard and then he’s like I was playing kick ball and I had a heart attack like wtf? Call the Teacher I almost died laughing my lungs hurt
It’s funny af bcuz u can picture it happening
"She unbuttons one button, she opens up like a life raft" im big and thats how it felt when i took off jeans in the fitting room that didn't fit😂
I never heard of this guy before the Part 1 vid popped up today. He’s freakin hilarious, I was coughing.
@@zalllon same thing happened to me...😂
I rarely laugh, but this episode is comedy gold, had to listen again and again !
So happy I had the opportunity to meet him in person! My very first experience with going to a stand up show was his. That was back in 2015, I’m so happy he’s gaining the popularity he deserves. Glad we got to hug each other and take a picture together.
This guy has some of the best and most original material ever. Hope to see more
He took me out when he said wearing a Lucha mask saying baby I made you a hot pocket! 😂😂😂😂
🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣😭😭
I remember him from AGT, "In my neighborhood at Halloween, we have a haunted house. Its $20 to get in, and $50 to get out."
I had to keep rewinding because I was laughing so hard, holy shit I'm dying lol
9:01 thank you camerman and an extra thank you to the video editor
I couldn’t stop laughing through the entire video
Rotfwl
He speaks on himself so freely so his insecurities cease to exist and makes him so relatable bravo 🙌🏾
“Opens up like a life raft” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Super funny as hell reminds me of Cheech and Chong style
Omg he had me dying of laughter lol hadnt laughed that hard and long in a very long time 😂😂😂😂😂
This was by far one of the funniest things I've ever seen. This guy has talent. He needs more specials !!
When he bites an apple it looks like 3 people bit it 😂😂😂 One time he gave a girl a hicky and it looked like cancer 😂😂😂
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Man we gotta find these cats.
Definitely funnier than Fluffy! LMFAO!
Yeah, Fluffy's stories to me are entertaining, but rarely funny. This guy makes my head hurt from laughing.
Although his hair is fluffy hehe
Shit, you got me there.
I literally laughed this whole video!!!!
It takes a lot of intelligence to come up with the jokes Felipe tells! Bless your brain! Thanks for sharing your tremendous talent with us!
Four out of five dentist recommend me 🤣💀🤣💀🤣
" I feel bad for rauul" 😂😂😂
A "tell-no-body" lmao omg this shits got me laughin so hard my captain&coke came out my nose...
Jajajajajaj te pasas de lansa vato. Porfin un Mexicano chingon
This goes out for Rauuuuul! 😂😂😂
My favorite comedy special EVER!!! 😍
Instead of PREACHY ass Dave Chappell I love that Felipe does jokes back to back with no long ass build up 👏🏽💯
When all else fails...call a feo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“This goes out to the homie who couldn’t be here” 😂
Yooooo, Got to give you Maddd props bro , Sooooo funny, Seriously couldn't stop laughing, You Sir,Are a Rising SuperStar
Felipe style reminds me a bit of Mitch Hedberg. Funny stuff!
Very similar indeed. It's a style that needed to be filled.
I agree but a little more lively though
The “take me home joke” is special 😊
This like nacho libre and Fluffy had a kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eres una mamona 😂😂😂pero neta🤣🤣🤣
He helped fluffy get his first paying gig. They beef now.
More like if we had a kid 😉
9:00 look at them things 😍
I got tickets to see him in San Antonio on the 17th. Can't wait.
How was it?!
@Brit tany he's fkng hilarious. Laughed to the point of tears. Lol
@@donrodztx heck yea!!!! He’s so funny
This is a tell nobody lol
This guy is way underrated! I miss his first show in my hometown due to covid-19. I hope I get to see him someday live he's funny as hell
Felipe, you deserve a NETFLIX SPECIAL. 😃
HAHAHAHA NACHO LIBRE😜🤪😂😂😂😂
Another one you mean
I love him so fucking much, felipe give me 2 frot row seats hahahaha. Your my favorite❤❤❤❤❤
Great set! i regret skipping his videos years ago,, never judge before you click,,.
Dude this man is way to funny😂😂🤣 he needs his own Netflix special, he is def way funnier then any of those dudes that have specials on Netflix
In my opinion, Felipe is way funnier than Gabriel Iglesias could ever be.
You are entitled to your opinion, they have different approach but equally funny 😄
@@ryk1265 thanks 🙏
Gabriel iglesia disappointed me with the stadium special
One button life raft yo I'm dead😂😂😂💀
The more I watch this dude the more I love him man. 😂😂🤣
This has got to be the funniest guy in comedy...I laughed through the whole show
He has a dope comedic perspective and he has mass appeal
This guy is the best! Saw him on TT and he’s so funny 😂
This is a tell no body 😭
4 out of the 5 Dentist recommended 🤣
When you here OH MANNNN
you know its felipe esparza.
Take me home take me home took her home tore it up omg freakin hilarious😂😂😂😂
Thank you for the laughter! You are hysterical 🤣
Love how he keeps it real!!! love this dude
😂😂😂😂😂love this guy thank you lol Flix for bringing him out total mood changer 😅
Felipe you are pretty awesome bro .that's what's up
When all else fails call feo 🤣🤣
I swear I almost died laughing soo hard I wasn’t able to burp 🤣🤣🤣😆💀💀
I feel bad for Raul!🤣
I was eating cookie and almost choke on the dust
9:03
omg......
Agreed
DAYUM😍
Bwahaha I noticed that shit too 🤣
Felipe Esparza your entertainingly funny and very handsome.
Felipe, you are quite lovely
Every line has me on the floor laughing 😂
Holy shit. That guy is fricken' hilarious!
Constant jokes
9:03 🤣💀
I know that from a 500k views there has to be one sick like me.. thank you brother.
I’m glad of making the mistake of thinking you were pointing out a joke.
Wheres ur caaaar!!! Lmfaoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Needed that ,😂😂🔥
I love this guy ❤️❤️
Nacho libre 😂
This cat is awesome.
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