I've been dealing with the worst bout of depression and anxiety lately and these last two eps of scissor bros has been the only thing to really make me gut laugh. Thank you guys.
Dude I have been having a bad year, like almost offed myself bad. and scissor bros and the Steve weebee show saved my life, no bs. Have a great weekend scissor sibs!
Dude Ryan just said “we don’t know if they are gay but YOU ARE.” Lol like just called Steve gay and he said absolutely nothing… and he’s not even being mean it’s like dude just fucking say ur gay… ur obsessed with men and never talk about women…. It’s not a joke lol. In the challenge you clearly see Jeremiah’s first make is 50percent on or more… then Steve’s is literally less than 30 and when he even looked at it and said “it’s on the card” because it was barely on it. Starts complaining and then they change it for him like a little child that’s his behavior… wonder who his girl is she has to be the biggest enabler of all time
I literally just spit my coffee all over the floor when he hit Steebee 😂😂😂 I was taking a sip and started laughing so hard I couldn't swallow and just let it fly
I watch a lot of comedy podcasts and this is the only one that makes me laugh out loud in public, and I don’t even care. Sending love from one of your scissor sisters ❤✂️
The ✂️Scissor Bros✂️ live show was amazing! Thank you to the whole crew so much for such a fun afternoon 🤙 My wife and I randomly sat next to Jeremiah's wife and his kids - she gave us a chair to sit on and was so sweet throughout the show! Bobby Lee showed up for the dance break 🕺 then vanished into an alleyway 🤯 Got to meet Joel 🙌 and got more of his amazing art (thank you brotha!) Ryan was on the mic a bunch and Rick Kosick stopped in too! Jeff Ross was on his way to the iPhone store and helped close out the show 😂 And the live fart... LEGENDARY 🥳🎆🎇🍾 My wife and I are enjoying our SCISSOR Bros Kaylin&Kaylin pickles right now 😃🤩 great show
EDIT: People keep asking about when new merch is available. It's only available for a limited time here! Get Pickles and T-Shirts Pre-Sale: www.kaylinandkaylin.com/collections/scissor-bros-limited-edition-collectibles Love you all, have a great day!!
I worship you guys! I've been suffering from mega depression but this podcast always cheers me up. Thank you scissor bros and especially Jeremiah for being such an amazing drug free and alcohol free PURE, unadulterated human being.
Sorry to hear that dude. This community is all positivity and I'm glad you're here. A knight in shining armor is a knight that's never seen battle 💙 worst comes to worst you have a whole community of siblings here for you that I'm sure will help including me if it ever gets bad. I hope you have a good day dude. My best friend took his life in 2019. So I take depression personally. 💙 the storm won't last forever.
I think these are the best kinda eps......Just chilled & shooting the shit. Love the level of input from Ryan, too. He should def feature more in every ep. ✌🏾✌🏾✂️✂️✂️
11:30 Steve!! 😂😂😂 Usually folks do that to get into a club or get some booty on the boulevard but knowing Steve did that for a 💩 at a sketchy dingy laundromat is soooo funny
I'm honestly so excited to see a Steebee x Jeremiah skit I always enjoyed Jeremiah's small skits on his channel he would do with Adam Ray I believe it was Great episode Scissor Bros.!
Please come back to Des Moines!!! I just started listening to the pod last time you guys came and I missed it but I will definitely get tickets if you come back
going from seeing jeremiah in kill tony 6 years ago to the modern jeremiah is so neat. hes grown up. as a full blood asian, i wish he would do Tam Pham
Vote to get an entire album of this style music for the Scissor Family. Maybe add some Steebee singin or talkin/rappin quietly over it. Makes me want to go on an adventure!
I get crickets in my basement quite often. I put down glue traps which seems to help. Once the first cricket gets stuck on the trap, it's like it calls all the rest to the trap a well. Very frugal to try at least.
Who's gonna get some pickles and shirts? *Raises hand :)
All those years of anger for steebee went into that tortilla slap 😂
I've been dealing with the worst bout of depression and anxiety lately and these last two eps of scissor bros has been the only thing to really make me gut laugh. Thank you guys.
Dude I have been having a bad year, like almost offed myself bad. and scissor bros and the Steve weebee show saved my life, no bs. Have a great weekend scissor sibs!
This show is magic
You’re gonna be alright sibling. ♥️
You gotter homie ❤❤❤ keep your chin up high and your heart down low
@@theramplocal I’m so glad you didn’t and you’re still here to witness a fresh scissor bros ep with us all ♥️
The Steebee hypothetical went off the rails 🤣
all his hypotheticals lead to the same destination 🤦
Cant believe jerry turned 8 latinos into latinx's like that.
We wouldn't have it any other way!
As it should
Dude Ryan just said “we don’t know if they are gay but YOU ARE.” Lol like just called Steve gay and he said absolutely nothing… and he’s not even being mean it’s like dude just fucking say ur gay… ur obsessed with men and never talk about women…. It’s not a joke lol. In the challenge you clearly see Jeremiah’s first make is 50percent on or more… then Steve’s is literally less than 30 and when he even looked at it and said “it’s on the card” because it was barely on it. Starts complaining and then they change it for him like a little child that’s his behavior… wonder who his girl is she has to be the biggest enabler of all time
Holy shit Jeremiah slapped the piss out of Stevie lmao. Full commitment like Bert Kreischer slapping Joe DeRosa on taste buds haha
Don't forget slapping the shit out of Luis j gomez
I literally just spit my coffee all over the floor when he hit Steebee 😂😂😂 I was taking a sip and started laughing so hard I couldn't swallow and just let it fly
This was by far entertaining, having the challenge,punishment, and reward content for half the episode was why I come back every week
It goes into a competitive gameshow once the challenge kicks in and it's a total shift from the podcast - I love it
I watch a lot of comedy podcasts and this is the only one that makes me laugh out loud in public, and I don’t even care.
Sending love from one of your scissor sisters ❤✂️
So happy ya’ll enjoyed your gifts 😊 love y’all brothers❤✂️
TEXAS Stand UP!
So dope you blessed the ✂️ bros with the geometric gear! Then gave Jaramiah the full Dallas expirence 😂😂
Pointe wooden bowl is unmatched!!
The ✂️Scissor Bros✂️ live show was amazing! Thank you to the whole crew so much for such a fun afternoon 🤙
My wife and I randomly sat next to Jeremiah's wife and his kids - she gave us a chair to sit on and was so sweet throughout the show!
Bobby Lee showed up for the dance break 🕺 then vanished into an alleyway 🤯 Got to meet Joel 🙌 and got more of his amazing art (thank you brotha!) Ryan was on the mic a bunch and Rick Kosick stopped in too! Jeff Ross was on his way to the iPhone store and helped close out the show 😂
And the live fart... LEGENDARY 🥳🎆🎇🍾
My wife and I are enjoying our SCISSOR Bros Kaylin&Kaylin pickles right now 😃🤩 great show
EDIT: People keep asking about when new merch is available. It's only available for a limited time here!
Get Pickles and T-Shirts Pre-Sale: www.kaylinandkaylin.com/collections/scissor-bros-limited-edition-collectibles
Love you all, have a great day!!
Can't wait to see y'all tomorrow at the Farmers Market! 😁🎉
I wanna see Ryan get into the challenges too! He always comes up with great ones
Tell Ryan to bring a bag I may come bearing gifts
Dude I just came to post this. Ryan doesn't get the shine that J and steebee get but he is the unsung hero of the show. Dude rules!
Is Steve going to perform anything from the new album? If so, I’ll go
I worship you guys! I've been suffering from mega depression but this podcast always cheers me up. Thank you scissor bros and especially Jeremiah for being such an amazing drug free and alcohol free PURE, unadulterated human being.
Just needing a hug from my scissor fam today ❤️✂️🤗Bless up bros
Going through some horrible depression rn, ngl but this episode changing the mood momentarily thanks Jeremiah and Steve for the content .
Sorry to hear that dude. This community is all positivity and I'm glad you're here. A knight in shining armor is a knight that's never seen battle 💙 worst comes to worst you have a whole community of siblings here for you that I'm sure will help including me if it ever gets bad. I hope you have a good day dude. My best friend took his life in 2019. So I take depression personally. 💙 the storm won't last forever.
@@johnmendozaofficial4526 deeply appreciate this more than you know.
Thank you ✂️✂️
✂️keep your head up brotha✂️
Hope you feel better soon ❤
Scissor Bros always helps
Hey, you got this.
One of the best episodes 🤣🤣 That SLAP from Jeremiah was amazing 🤣❤️
Better than the best! Love you guys - Jeremiah, Steebee, Ryan! Keep bringing the endless laughs - we need them✂️❤✂️
I think these are the best kinda eps......Just chilled & shooting the shit. Love the level of input from Ryan, too. He should def feature more in every ep. ✌🏾✌🏾✂️✂️✂️
Ryan is so dope!
@@linkthastink he definitely is
Ryan shld have a segment every episode. Unsung hero of the show imo
@theramplocal Nah..Its better when he intervenes naturally
@bobbyjones7441 great point, 👍
Loved the hypotheticals from "gifted" flute I mean recorder artist Steebee this week.
Mad respect for whoever is adding effects to the old vids, I have been enjoying them. Another awesome episode by the way.
Keep it up guys, these episodes lately have been really fun.😂
Steve saying "cool cool cool" to Jeremiah's punishment was so funny
Steve's crazed enthusiasm during the challenges continues to be a joy to behold.
HAPPY FRIDAY SCISSOR SIBLINGS!!! ✂️✂️✂️
I'm heading to the Farmers Market tomorrow to see the live show! Let's get weird!!!
How was the show? Hope it was an awesome time homie!
😂😂 "I'm fine with the taser Rye" Steebs look to Ryan, priceless😂😂 ✂️ ❤
LOVE YOU ALL!
Love you too ✂️
Love you more!😅
MY BROTHERS. THIS IS WHAT MAKES FRIDAY- FRIDAY.
Happy ✂️day! Enjoy the weekend and be safe out there!
I love when Ryan talks on the episodes😂😂
@14:09 "He'd be playing a game of chicken with me" + that stare got me wheezing for air omfg bro 😂🤣😂🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️
The hypothetical was on point today 😂 so funny
Steebee was on some craaaaaazy form on this one!!!! HILARIOUS episode!!!
Jeremiah disarming the hypothetical gunned assailant and doing gun-fu was HILARIOUS!
I love that Jeremiah was roasting Tom Segura in the song intro lmfao.. those faces got me dying 😂
It’s a Red Bull morning
Can't read that and not sing it in Steve's singing voice lol
I found the Little Dipper on Jeremiah’s back! ✨
Best way to start a friday hands down!! ✂️✂️✂️
Love the musical start ✂️✂️✂️
Lol I was actually hoping that Steve would take some damn lesson......That was painful 😂
18:19 Jeremiah, we welcome you with open chopsticks 🥢🫰🫰🍜
Steve being so open with his emotions has made ry super sweet and I’m here for it.
The Crickets Are Back might be my new favourite Scissor song!
11:30 Steve!! 😂😂😂
Usually folks do that to get into a club or get some booty on the boulevard but knowing Steve did that for a 💩 at a sketchy dingy laundromat is soooo funny
Happy Friday Scissor siblings! ✂️✂️✂️
Have a great weekend fam!! ✂️✂️❤ killer week of content from Steve and Jeremiah!!
5:54 it just gets so buttery smooth right after this 🎉🧈🎶🦗👊
@51:22 "Will you quit makin a goddamn Samurai sword katana mother fucker" got me in tears ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
The musical numbers always warm my cold heart
37:54 total respect to Steve for acknowledging that it was close but not enough 👍 awesome episode
In a work meeting* nah scissor Bro's ✂️ 💙
My Ups route is gonna be lit. Also more Terrance please!
Love that custom made Dodgers Scissor Bros hat.
Lots of laughs today. I just realized Jeremiah has the build to get really buff if he wanted
How was your all ages live event show guys I'm on the East Coast though maybe someday you'll have a live event over in my neck of the woods
When Steebee was giving Jer a shoulder rub I was waiting for Jer to ask "what's poking me in the back?" 🤣
Yo, the way Jeremiah drinks that Coke is wiiiiiild 😮
not enough commercials! need more!! MORE!
jeremiah should get steve’s hand prints tatted on his back lmao
Slap on the back looking like little cherub wings
What about your home town iowa we need the scissor bros here ASAP pleasssssse!!!!
I'm honestly so excited to see a Steebee x Jeremiah skit
I always enjoyed Jeremiah's small skits on his channel he would do with Adam Ray I believe it was
Great episode Scissor Bros.!
"Don't let the shooting deter you, fine establishment" lol
Editing in “*magazine”…respect editor 😉😎🤙
Lady Cricket was a banger. Need a full version
Lady cricket gave me ben folds vibes lmao
Jeremiah seems like the coolest dad you could have
Great episode guys keep it up
Jeremiah’s 1st trip to the ghetto I guess someone got shot but we got like 10 games of pool for freee 😂😂
You guys should have a gun range challenge.
Please come back to Des Moines!!! I just started listening to the pod last time you guys came and I missed it but I will definitely get tickets if you come back
one of my favorite parts is ryan explaining the challenges
Nice challenge but cards turned upside down for more surprise next time
I’m gonna be sending love from the beast coast at 5pm civilized time tomorrow! Rock it!
going from seeing jeremiah in kill tony 6 years ago to the modern jeremiah is so neat. hes grown up. as a full blood asian, i wish he would do Tam Pham
Jeremiah was drinking that coke like my 4 year old nephew😂
That tortilla slapped Steve back into the laudromat 😂
14:33
That dude could tell Steebees vibe and Instantly knew hed appreciate what hes workin with
Happy Friday Scissor Friends ❤😊
STEVE!!! I saw talk to me after you brought it up it was so good !!!
Such beautiful piano but damn steve that one note he keeps playing 😂
Definitely felt tension on this challenge 😂 you both went brutal 🤷♀️ But I will say that I saw the rage in Jeremiah 😅
Can't wait to see you guys tomorrow at the LA market WOO
jeremiahs piane face and that whole song was great laugh,rewind,laugh ,repeat
Best way to start a Friday. Fucking love you guys!
Love the enya song! Great day!! ✂️✂️✂️
GOT to get that recorder/flute out of the studio.. haha
Please come back to San Jose or SF I love you guys
Love Steebee's hypotheticals 😂🤣
✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ scissors bruhhhhs
Love you, guys. But today much love to Steve's old school shoes with his sock. Love it. 💨❤
Clip the tortilla slap scene I’m dead 💀 🤣
I was going to drive to free live show from Phoenix. 😢 Schedule got tight so can't. Buy them pickles yall
Honestly so proud of Steve for finally coming out! 🌈🖤
50:27 like two tiny angel wings 👐👼🤣
I put one of the houses together a month ago. So frustrating! My daughter loves it though.
That table was awesome
steve and that recorder was magic
Suzuki violin kid right here. 🎻👶🏽
Steve - “ how old am I?”
Jer- you’re 16
Steve - so I’m basically a teenager …
Yeah Steve ….when it has teen at the end you ARE a teenager
Vote to get an entire album of this style music for the Scissor Family. Maybe add some Steebee singin or talkin/rappin quietly over it. Makes me want to go on an adventure!
I get crickets in my basement quite often. I put down glue traps which seems to help. Once the first cricket gets stuck on the trap, it's like it calls all the rest to the trap a well. Very frugal to try at least.