The role is The Simpsons characters are awesome 👏 new year old world domination of good which a Bart and my sister Lisa play show “The Itchy and Scratchy Show” is a show within a show that appears occasionally in episodes of “The Simpsons”. They appear in the form of 12-60 second cartoons that are filled with gratuitous violence, usually initiated by Itchy Mouse 🐭 against Scratchy the Cat 🐱; Itchy is almost always the victor. “The Itchy and Scratchy” airs as a segment on “The Krusty the Clown 🤡 Show”, and also aired on its brief replacement, Sideshow Bob’s Cavalcade of Whimsy and Gabbo.
Itchy & Scratchy Try To Kill Bart And Lisa - The Simpsons 0:00/5:18 Bart: There's gotta be some batteries 🔋in here somewhere. Hmm. Lisa: Oh, Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable! Bart: Don't you ever get tired of being wrong? Scratchy: Trick or treat! Lisa: What's wrong with the TV? 📺 Bart: Color's screwed up. Whoa! Cool. Lisa: Bart, quit it! Hey. Bart: Hey, Lise, we're characters in a cartoon. Lisa: How humiliating. Bart: Look. Lisa & Bart: Hahahahaha!!! Scratchy: Why are you laughing? Itchy: Hey. They're laughing at your plan. Scratchy: That's mean. Itchy: Let's teach 'em a lesson. Bart: A cartoon ax. I love it. Bart & Lisa: Aaaaaahhhhh!!! Bart: Help! Police! 🚔🚓👮 Lisa: "To protect and sever"? Homer: Hmm? Ooh! How are Bart and Lisa gonna get out of this one? Itchy: Sorry. Scratchy: It happens. Poochie: Hey, hey! Wiggedy, wiggedy. Poochie's in the house. Lisa: We're done for Bart! Bart: Not if I know cartoons. Lisa & Bart: Whoa! Bart: Whew. That was close. Lisa: Uh, Bart? Bart: Not now, Lise. I'm trying to relax. Bart: Oh, Itchy's house. This is where we came in. Lisa: Look! Dad, you gotta get us out of here! Use the remote! Homer: Huh? Oh, okay. Let's see. Pause. Uh, three. No. FF- Lisa & Bart: Come on! Bart: Hurry, Homer! Ooh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow. Lisa: Dad, push "exit". Homer: Hmm. Bart: Hey. Marge: Aaah! Lisa, look out! A skeleton! Homer: Look how cute they are. Look at him go. Scratchy: You're beautiful. Marge: Aw, somebody's in love. Marge: That mean you'll have to be neutered. Scratchy: No!
In the scene they entered that live action cooking show, to make it look like they fell in the soup, they threw an object in it and then animated the characters over it, I love it when they do those blends.
@@makototakara7025 Well, you better do it before it's too late Marge, Because they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have to sell the kitten's after they're born.
The very first time that I saw this segment, Itchy and Scratchy bashing their way out of the TV was _not_ something that I saw coming. It freaked me out as much as it did the Simpsons!
Itchy and Scratchy teaming up and apologizing when one gets hurts gives me real “Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf” vibes. Just 2 professionals doing a job and only hurting each other because the script demands it and there’s no actual malice
Lisa: (shudders) Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable! Scratchy: Why are you laughing? That's mean. Itchy turns Scratchy into a jack-'o'-lantern. Itchy: Hey, they're laughing at your pain. Let's teach 'em a lesson. Homer Boring! Marge: (holding Maggie) Aaaaahhhhhh! Lisa, look out! A skeleton!
I like that Itchy implies that he doesn't hurt Scratchy because it's funny, in fact the act of laughing at Scratchys pain is actually the truly awful thing to do. So being a psychopath in there world is more acceptable then being a sociopath. Which ironically is completely opposite of our own world.
Marge: "That means you have to be neutered" Well, you better do it before it's too late marge because, they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have sell the kitten's after they're born.
Well basically kind of, but Simpsons prove that if we were to laugh at the characters in front of their faces they would do the same thing. @lorrainehatton1235
Zero Smith/Zite 😕 *(He Used Unstable Remote & Pressed the Rewind button to restore Jordanium Jr body)* 3:36 Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Whoa... 😯 3:39
Bart: We are characters in a cartoon!
Lisa: How humiliating.
Ah, the sweet irony.
The role is The Simpsons characters are awesome 👏 new year old world domination of good which a Bart and my sister Lisa play show “The Itchy and Scratchy Show” is a show within a show that appears occasionally in episodes of “The Simpsons”. They appear in the form of 12-60 second cartoons that are filled with gratuitous violence, usually initiated by Itchy Mouse 🐭 against Scratchy the Cat 🐱; Itchy is almost always the victor. “The Itchy and Scratchy” airs as a segment on “The Krusty the Clown 🤡 Show”, and also aired on its brief replacement, Sideshow Bob’s Cavalcade of Whimsy and Gabbo.
Well done. You got the joke.
Itchy & Scratchy Try To Kill Bart And Lisa - The Simpsons 0:00/5:18
Bart: There's gotta be some batteries 🔋in here somewhere. Hmm.
Lisa: Oh, Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable!
Bart: Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
Scratchy: Trick or treat!
Lisa: What's wrong with the TV? 📺
Bart: Color's screwed up. Whoa! Cool.
Lisa: Bart, quit it! Hey.
Bart: Hey, Lise, we're characters in a cartoon.
Lisa: How humiliating.
Bart: Look.
Lisa & Bart: Hahahahaha!!!
Scratchy: Why are you laughing?
Itchy: Hey. They're laughing at your plan.
Scratchy: That's mean.
Itchy: Let's teach 'em a lesson.
Bart: A cartoon ax. I love it.
Bart & Lisa: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!
Bart: Help! Police! 🚔🚓👮
Lisa: "To protect and sever"?
Homer: Hmm? Ooh! How are Bart and Lisa gonna get out of this one?
Itchy: Sorry.
Scratchy: It happens.
Poochie: Hey, hey! Wiggedy, wiggedy. Poochie's in the house.
Lisa: We're done for Bart!
Bart: Not if I know cartoons.
Lisa & Bart: Whoa!
Bart: Whew. That was close.
Lisa: Uh, Bart?
Bart: Not now, Lise. I'm trying to relax.
Bart: Oh, Itchy's house. This is where we came in.
Lisa: Look! Dad, you gotta get us out of here! Use the remote!
Homer: Huh? Oh, okay. Let's see. Pause. Uh, three. No. FF-
Lisa & Bart: Come on!
Bart: Hurry, Homer! Ooh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow.
Lisa: Dad, push "exit".
Homer: Hmm.
Bart: Hey.
Marge: Aaah! Lisa, look out! A skeleton!
Homer: Look how cute they are. Look at him go.
Scratchy: You're beautiful.
Marge: Aw, somebody's in love.
Marge: That mean you'll have to be neutered.
Scratchy: No!
2:48 All right. That's it.
Dom Delouise can interview himself.
@@connieroy813itchy said pain, not plan.
Scratchy: “Why are you laughing?”
Itchy: “Hey, they’re laughing at your pain!”
Scratchy: “Oh, like you don’t laugh at my pain every time you kill me!”
Itchy:shut up
Crushes scratchy head with anvil
This was way funnier than the skit itself.
1:06
Itchy: "That's different. I'm laughing WITH you! Not AT you!"
"You have to be neuter"
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOO!
It's a fate worse than death.
What?
Agreed.
What does that even mean neuter
It was kinda nice seeing Itchy and Scratchy work together 😂
Agreed
Like seeing him cut off scratches arms and just like sorority bro it’s k bro is so funny
@@Ihaveagasmask Cause they're cartoons, they can't get hurt.
@@Nameless82284 have you seen them at all
Remember when they teamed up against that dumb squirrel?
In the scene they entered that live action cooking show, to make it look like they fell in the soup, they threw an object in it and then animated the characters over it, I love it when they do those blends.
Then again, it’s kind of bizarre seeing a live-action show instead of it being animated in The Simpsons style.
That was Regis Philbin and Kathy Lee Gifford
Sure they did…
@@hunterolaughlin It's like the time Home passed through a portal into a weird parallel universe - a weird universe that had 3 spacial dimensions!
“You have to be neutered.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
4:10 That means You'll have to be Neuter. 🙂
Scratchy: Nooo!!! 😧
@@JordansGamer holds on to his what’s it with his paws Xx
@@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt he's only got a few days with them left so of course he's going to hold on to them.
lol
@@Mr-6666literally Xx
It’s nice to see Itchy and scratchy working together for once and being nice to each other.
They've been nice to each other at least once before when they killed quinton tarantino
I'm guessing that they're always nice to each other most likely, but when the camera cuts off, they're like old friends.
@@sethking8627I'm guessing the complete opposite to spite you
@@RiceCakeCrispthat very sentence is confusing me?
While trying to kill their biggest fans? That’s nightmare inducing. You know what they say, never meet your heroes.
That is the best moment in Treehouse of Horror series. Ever!
4:09
Scratchy be like: Nooooo! Not my crown jewels!
😂
Love how he held on to his Crotch Xx 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:12 Poor Scratchy can’t catch a break.
Even in real life
Scratchy screams in despair about being neutered? Its like nothing compared to what Itchy is doing to him all the time...
True, but what heterosexual male would be okay with having his clackers cut off?
Yeah but he is in the real world now instead of cartoon world where he is immortal
@@takeshikujo2909 ...I don't think bisexual/homosexual/pansexual/anysexual males would appreciate that either
He'll feel pain in the real world
@@catsandalcohol99 Scratchy also feels pain in his cartoons...he is always screaming while is getting hurt.
Bart and Lisa landing in the soup was the scariest bit of this segment for me
4:01 (Snowball purring)
Scratchy you’re beautiful Xx
Marge: Aww… somebody’s in love. That means you have to be neutered.
@@makototakara7025 Well, you better do it before it's too late Marge, Because they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have to sell the kitten's after they're born.
@@makototakara7025Scratchy Noooo desperately covers his what’s it Xxxx
"Hey Lis we're characters in a cartoon!"
"How humiliating."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:47
Gasp look Xx
Scratchy and Snowball II coexisting with each other.
*THIS IS NEXT LEVEL WEIRD*
The very first time that I saw this segment, Itchy and Scratchy bashing their way out of the TV was _not_ something that I saw coming. It freaked me out as much as it did the Simpsons!
1:20
Bart: a cartoon ax I love it…
Lisa: *AAAAHHHHH!!!*
Bart: *AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!*
😂😂😂
1:28
Bart and Lisa: *They Screamed and Got Away From Itchy and Scratchy* 😧😧
@@JordansGamer They run out of the house Bart help Police Xxxxx
3:53 Homer's cute laugh
Yeah, lol, I always love when he does that laugh!
“That means you have to be neutered.”
“NOOOOOOOOO!”
😂😂😂
Nooo desperately holds on to his what’s it Xx
3:57 "i guess this is my lite now."
Are we all gonna ignore Bart casually held pure plutonium with his bare hands
He really is Homer's son
Thats Crazy
In a Halloween episode ie not real so it doesn't mean anything.
lol scratchy's in love
That means he'll have to be neutered.
You know that means don't ya?😬
Seeing Itchy and Scratchy being nice to each other is pretty appreciated. I always loved when Tom and Jerry got along
"We're characters in a cartoon"
Breaking the 4th wall I see
For Itchy and Scratchy or The Simpsons?
Probably “Itchy and Scratchy”, which I honestly don’t see how it’s a forth wall break
"How are Bart and Lisa going to get out of the one?" 😂😂😂
And yet it didn't register with him that his kids are on a TV show on which they _shouldn't_ be?
Poor Poochy, He finally returned just to be killed off. Again.
Itchy still uses chain saw Lisa we’re done for Bart Xx
3:47 Now that's what I call breaking the fourth wall! : D
I Get it!😄 Cause they Broke the TV Screen!
Dog Eating Ice Cream Moral of the story, never ever insult cartoon characters in a TV show or else they'll attempt to kill/murder you.
Why is there a dog eating an ice-cream?
Good advice!
@@matthewgrima8952cause the doggo is cute
Interesting how Bart calls Homer “Homer” and Lisa calls him “Dad”
Bart did call Homer "Homer" but not dad when Bart was a baby.
Call me daddy.
Homer!
Why you little!
@@bsgambati1and then he strangled baby Bart in front of marge and she doesn’t interfere
The way Scratchy goes, "Why are you laughing?" Gets me every time. Lol
Apparently, only Itchy is allowed to laugh at his agony and death.
2:46 My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
Who are they? That an actual show?
It's funny how that "turn the head into a jack o lantern" gag would go on to be used in both Terrifier and the Halloween reboot
3:32 Marge Simpson: Aah, Lisa look out a Skeleton!
Itchy and Scratchy teaming up and apologizing when one gets hurts gives me real “Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf” vibes. Just 2 professionals doing a job and only hurting each other because the script demands it and there’s no actual malice
The part where Bart gets his whole body eaten by piranhas scared me as a kid
But it's funny
They’re laughing at your pain 🤣
That's mean!
@@wondermaster7271 Let's Teach em a lesson.
@@guest19901990 a cartoon axe I love it
(Blood drips down) AAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:06 1:14 1:20
@@nicolewhite3157 Run out of the house Bart help police Xx
This is basically the movie Stay Tuned
Marge: “You’ll have to be neutered”
Scratchy: has nothing to get neutered with
I'm telling you, this cilantro really gives it a zing!
Richard, there's no cilantro in it
@@CartmansFat98Bart and Lisa fall into the soup Xx
@@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt did the sauce splashed by itself from a Regis and Kathie clip?
@@CartmansFat98 Ow! Holy Cow, this soup is out of control! Ow! My 👀👀👀👀! My beautiful 👀👀👀👀!
@@sergioroman2920 Oh, that's it! I'm going home! Dom DeLuise can interview himself!
4:11 Hell nah 💀
Say goodbye to your baby scratchy’s.
It happens a alot pets
01:13 Scratchy just ate a lit candle
2:46 Gracie Films Stint
4:12 I can't imagine Scratchy and Snowball II having a family anyway.
Imagine that. Itchy and snowball their offspring would be scratchball
What’s Gracie Films?
Also that was kind of a sweet ending minus the neuter thing. Poor Scratchy’s balls though.
@@gaminggoof1542 That logo at the end of the Simpsons.
"Shh!" Main sounds
(Woman Screaming & Pipe Organ) Horror Sounds.
We gonna acknowledge the dog eating ice cream?
You got that right. 😂 0:29
4:40 ah yes. Dog eating ice cream
4:48 as yes rock music whatever idk
1:56 the first time he actually forgives him
Lisa: (shudders) Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable!
Scratchy: Why are you laughing? That's mean.
Itchy turns Scratchy into a jack-'o'-lantern.
Itchy: Hey, they're laughing at your pain. Let's teach 'em a lesson.
Homer Boring!
Marge: (holding Maggie) Aaaaahhhhhh! Lisa, look out! A skeleton!
The dog at the end
I like that Itchy implies that he doesn't hurt Scratchy because it's funny, in fact the act of laughing at Scratchys pain is actually the truly awful thing to do. So being a psychopath in there world is more acceptable then being a sociopath. Which ironically is completely opposite of our own world.
1:28 Best scream
Cool
So damn funny when their eyes popped out!
Scratchy why are you laughing
Itchy there laughing at your pain
Scratchy that’s mean
Me itchy you laugh at his pain like every time
This is Marge's fault. If she just let them watch TV, none of this would have happened
Hey, don't blame marge, not all mothers had to let her kids watching cartoons show you know.
Marge: "That means you have to be neutered"
Well, you better do it before it's too late marge because, they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have sell the kitten's after they're born.
4:37 dog eating icescream confiremed
Wallace & Gromit Try To Kill Bart And Lisa - The Simpsons
3:33 Marge just got so shocked with bart and got her eyes bugged lol
Definately hypocritical of Itchy to try to kill them for laughing at scratchys pain. Though that’s probably the point.
Poochy sounding like Homer 😂
Actually voiced by the same guy.
Lol, I love how the police car just picked them up.
2:00 😂😂
thats the best post credit scene ever
Poochie’s in the house!
Mischief MakerStudios homers in the house
Who is poochie where did he come from
Who is poochie where did he come from
It's a character voiced by Homer.
@@douglasjr.mclaggen1781 Aka Dan Castaneda.
1:22 did u know when they screamed barts blood had an exclamation point
Finally, somebody says it. It's never funny to laugh at somebody's gruesome pain like that. Because everyone knows that death is never funny.
your right, although this is fictional. So anything can happen.
Well basically kind of, but Simpsons prove that if we were to laugh at the characters in front of their faces they would do the same thing. @lorrainehatton1235
I think it's pretty funny, and the Bible encourages it so who cares
I still care, there's still other people that care about these things and have wisdom about it. @DaJodad
Unless its a cartoon. Then its insanely funny
Well I think that BART needs to be tort another LESSON more than HIS Sister Lisa.
2:42 oh my god Bart and Lisa have landed inside the couples soap in the real world
Soup Not Soap
Breaking the 4th wall
Number 1 rule in cartoons never look down
2:01 Homer's Voice
4:01 About time that cat got some positive love
Bro is really going to attack two random kids because the guy who's always killing and maiming him for years says so.
3:46 Itchy and Scratchy: Unfunny Deviantart Fill-In Memes
Simpsons: Pepole who make Good Memes
2:40 LOL! 😂😂😂
2:42 man alive this soup is out of control
4:02 ❤ that’s really sweet I find it cute
Krusty would pay the Simpsons family a fortune for the real versions of Itchy and Scratchy.
1:28 WIERD that Lisa's eyelashes dissapear when her eyes stretch out.
Yeah.. it’s her eyes. Her eyelashes don’t just come out with it?
@@pomeranianpleb5110 Im not implying that they should come out. Im saying that its wierd that they arent on her eyelids as they grow there.
3:50 I just noticed a animation error in this scene,
Homer's neck is turned white, then it goes back to normal
Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Hey. 🙂 3:30
Jordark (Dark Element): *(He Gasped)* Guys Watch out a Skeleton! 😧 3:32
Zero Smith/Zite 😕 *(He Used Unstable Remote & Pressed the Rewind button to restore Jordanium Jr body)* 3:36
Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Whoa... 😯 3:39
Crystal Guardians: *(We all Screamed)* 😧😯😲😧 3:47
3:53
"Hehehehehe, look how cute they are"
Ok the police thing was clever
When you still keep watching the video there's a dog eating a ice cream cone
*casually poisons dog*
My earliest memory of the Simpsons
That's not the kind of battery for TV remote, that's a plutonium, chemically.
2:54 it sounded like he said b*tchy’s house.
itchy house
Holy heck itchy and scratchy are in the simpsons!
This looks like a video you would get in your recommendations in 12 years
Scratchy finally finds love ❤️ after all the BS Itchy has put him through.
Too bad he has to get neutered
My dog will bite the ice cream than lick. He goes bananas with his crazy eyes. 😆
after years itchy and scratchy are finaly friends
1:17
La primera vez que veo a itchy defendiendo a scratchy
Itchy and Scratchy are too scary and violent for me ☠️
I like how the end is a dog eating ice cream
The animation from 2:40 to 2:48 is pretty good
I guess for Itchy, he the only one who should be happy and laughing at Scratchy’s pain.
Bart and Lisa screams:
1. 1:23-1:25
2. 1:28-1:35
3. 1:44-1:49 (and a quick one at 1:52)
4. 2:15-2:18
5. 2:28-2:32 (cutoff until 2:40. Although you might not hear it.)
6. 3:18-3:21
My favorite screams are numbers 1, 2, 5, and 6.
Bart: oh that’s it’s gonna hurt tomorrow.😂😂😂😂
Whoever heard of pirañas that buzz like bees? I am quite offended.
Bart y lisa: **se esconden en algún lugar para que no los maten**
Itchy: th-cam.com/video/TY2jbO0MoTY/w-d-xo.html
Looking back, this is a great premises for a horror movie.
Homer's TuleBox 😂 0:03
Humans fall in love: Let's make love
Cats falls in love: That's mean you have to be neutered