The role is The Simpsons characters are awesome 👏 new year old world domination of good which a Bart and my sister Lisa play show “The Itchy and Scratchy Show” is a show within a show that appears occasionally in episodes of “The Simpsons”. They appear in the form of 12-60 second cartoons that are filled with gratuitous violence, usually initiated by Itchy Mouse 🐭 against Scratchy the Cat 🐱; Itchy is almost always the victor. “The Itchy and Scratchy” airs as a segment on “The Krusty the Clown 🤡 Show”, and also aired on its brief replacement, Sideshow Bob’s Cavalcade of Whimsy and Gabbo.
Itchy & Scratchy Try To Kill Bart And Lisa - The Simpsons 0:00/5:18 Bart: There's gotta be some batteries 🔋in here somewhere. Hmm. Lisa: Oh, Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable! Bart: Don't you ever get tired of being wrong? Scratchy: Trick or treat! Lisa: What's wrong with the TV? 📺 Bart: Color's screwed up. Whoa! Cool. Lisa: Bart, quit it! Hey. Bart: Hey, Lise, we're characters in a cartoon. Lisa: How humiliating. Bart: Look. Lisa & Bart: Hahahahaha!!! Scratchy: Why are you laughing? Itchy: Hey. They're laughing at your plan. Scratchy: That's mean. Itchy: Let's teach 'em a lesson. Bart: A cartoon ax. I love it. Bart & Lisa: Aaaaaahhhhh!!! Bart: Help! Police! 🚔🚓👮 Lisa: "To protect and sever"? Homer: Hmm? Ooh! How are Bart and Lisa gonna get out of this one? Itchy: Sorry. Scratchy: It happens. Poochie: Hey, hey! Wiggedy, wiggedy. Poochie's in the house. Lisa: We're done for Bart! Bart: Not if I know cartoons. Lisa & Bart: Whoa! Bart: Whew. That was close. Lisa: Uh, Bart? Bart: Not now, Lise. I'm trying to relax. Bart: Oh, Itchy's house. This is where we came in. Lisa: Look! Dad, you gotta get us out of here! Use the remote! Homer: Huh? Oh, okay. Let's see. Pause. Uh, three. No. FF- Lisa & Bart: Come on! Bart: Hurry, Homer! Ooh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow. Lisa: Dad, push "exit". Homer: Hmm. Bart: Hey. Marge: Aaah! Lisa, look out! A skeleton! Homer: Look how cute they are. Look at him go. Scratchy: You're beautiful. Marge: Aw, somebody's in love. Marge: That mean you'll have to be neutered. Scratchy: No!
In the scene they entered that live action cooking show, to make it look like they fell in the soup, they threw an object in it and then animated the characters over it, I love it when they do those blends.
@@makototakara7025 Well, you better do it before it's too late Marge, Because they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have to sell the kitten's after they're born.
Well basically kind of, but Simpsons prove that if we were to laugh at the characters in front of their faces they would do the same thing. @lorrainehatton1235
Lisa: (shudders) Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable! Scratchy: Why are you laughing? That's mean. Itchy turns Scratchy into a jack-'o'-lantern. Itchy: Hey, they're laughing at your pain. Let's teach 'em a lesson. Homer Boring! Marge: (holding Maggie) Aaaaahhhhhh! Lisa, look out! A skeleton!
Itchy and Scratchy teaming up and apologizing when one gets hurts gives me real “Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf” vibes. Just 2 professionals doing a job and only hurting each other because the script demands it and there’s no actual malice
Marge: "That means you have to be neutered" Well, you better do it before it's too late marge because, they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have sell the kitten's after they're born.
Zero Smith/Zite 😕 *(He Used Unstable Remote & Pressed the Rewind button to restore Jordanium Jr body)* 3:36 Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Whoa... 😯 3:39
It was kinda nice seeing Itchy and Scratchy work together 😂
Agreed
Like seeing him cut off scratches arms and just like sorority bro it’s k bro is so funny
@@Ihaveagasmask Cause they're cartoons, they can't get hurt.
@@Nameless82284 have you seen them at all
Remember when they teamed up against that dumb squirrel?
Bart: We are characters in a cartoon!
Lisa: How humiliating.
Ah, the sweet irony.
The role is The Simpsons characters are awesome 👏 new year old world domination of good which a Bart and my sister Lisa play show “The Itchy and Scratchy Show” is a show within a show that appears occasionally in episodes of “The Simpsons”. They appear in the form of 12-60 second cartoons that are filled with gratuitous violence, usually initiated by Itchy Mouse 🐭 against Scratchy the Cat 🐱; Itchy is almost always the victor. “The Itchy and Scratchy” airs as a segment on “The Krusty the Clown 🤡 Show”, and also aired on its brief replacement, Sideshow Bob’s Cavalcade of Whimsy and Gabbo.
Well done. You got the joke.
STEWIE: Hey Brian, We Are Characters In A Cartoon!
BRIAN: How Humiliating.
Itchy & Scratchy Try To Kill Bart And Lisa - The Simpsons 0:00/5:18
Bart: There's gotta be some batteries 🔋in here somewhere. Hmm.
Lisa: Oh, Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable!
Bart: Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
Scratchy: Trick or treat!
Lisa: What's wrong with the TV? 📺
Bart: Color's screwed up. Whoa! Cool.
Lisa: Bart, quit it! Hey.
Bart: Hey, Lise, we're characters in a cartoon.
Lisa: How humiliating.
Bart: Look.
Lisa & Bart: Hahahahaha!!!
Scratchy: Why are you laughing?
Itchy: Hey. They're laughing at your plan.
Scratchy: That's mean.
Itchy: Let's teach 'em a lesson.
Bart: A cartoon ax. I love it.
Bart & Lisa: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!
Bart: Help! Police! 🚔🚓👮
Lisa: "To protect and sever"?
Homer: Hmm? Ooh! How are Bart and Lisa gonna get out of this one?
Itchy: Sorry.
Scratchy: It happens.
Poochie: Hey, hey! Wiggedy, wiggedy. Poochie's in the house.
Lisa: We're done for Bart!
Bart: Not if I know cartoons.
Lisa & Bart: Whoa!
Bart: Whew. That was close.
Lisa: Uh, Bart?
Bart: Not now, Lise. I'm trying to relax.
Bart: Oh, Itchy's house. This is where we came in.
Lisa: Look! Dad, you gotta get us out of here! Use the remote!
Homer: Huh? Oh, okay. Let's see. Pause. Uh, three. No. FF-
Lisa & Bart: Come on!
Bart: Hurry, Homer! Ooh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow.
Lisa: Dad, push "exit".
Homer: Hmm.
Bart: Hey.
Marge: Aaah! Lisa, look out! A skeleton!
Homer: Look how cute they are. Look at him go.
Scratchy: You're beautiful.
Marge: Aw, somebody's in love.
Marge: That mean you'll have to be neutered.
Scratchy: No!
2:48 All right. That's it.
Dom Delouise can interview himself.
Scratchy: “Why are you laughing?”
Itchy: “Hey, they’re laughing at your pain!”
Scratchy: “Oh, like you don’t laugh at my pain every time you kill me!”
Itchy:shut up
Crushes scratchy head with anvil
This was way funnier than the skit itself.
1:06
Itchy: "That's different. I'm laughing WITH you! Not AT you!"
"You have to be neuter"
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOO!
It's a fate worse than death.
What?
Agreed.
What does that even mean neuter
“You have to be neutered.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
4:10 That means You'll have to be Neuter. 🙂
Scratchy: Nooo!!! 😧
@@JordansGamer holds on to his what’s it with his paws Xx
@@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt he's only got a few days with them left so of course he's going to hold on to them.
In the scene they entered that live action cooking show, to make it look like they fell in the soup, they threw an object in it and then animated the characters over it, I love it when they do those blends.
Then again, it’s kind of bizarre seeing a live-action show instead of it being animated in The Simpsons style.
It’s nice to see Itchy and scratchy working together for once and being nice to each other.
They've been nice to each other at least once before when they killed quinton tarantino
I'm guessing that they're always nice to each other most likely, but when the camera cuts off, they're like old friends.
@@sethking8627I'm guessing the complete opposite to spite you
@@RiceCakeCrispthat very sentence is confusing me?
Scratchy screams in despair about being neutered? Its like nothing compared to what Itchy is doing to him all the time...
True, but what heterosexual male would be okay with having his clackers cut off?
Yeah but he is in the real world now instead of cartoon world where he is immortal
@@takeshikujo2909 ...I don't think bisexual/homosexual/pansexual/anysexual males would appreciate that either
He'll feel pain in the real world
@@catsandalcohol99 Scratchy also feels pain in his cartoons...he is always screaming while is getting hurt.
4:12 Poor Scratchy can’t catch a break.
Even in real life
That is the best moment in Treehouse of Horror series. Ever!
Scratchy and Snowball II coexisting with each other.
*THIS IS NEXT LEVEL WEIRD*
"Hey Lis we're characters in a cartoon!"
"How humiliating."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:47
Gasp look Xx
4:09
Scratchy be like: Nooooo! Not my crown jewels!
😂
1:20
Bart: a cartoon ax I love it…
Lisa: *AAAAHHHHH!!!*
Bart: *AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!*
😂😂😂
1:28
Bart and Lisa: *They Screamed and Got Away From Itchy and Scratchy* 😧😧
@@JordansGamer They run out of the house Bart help Police Xxxxx
4:01 (Snowball purring)
Scratchy you’re beautiful Xx
Marge: Aww… somebody’s in love. That means you have to be neutered.
@@makototakara7025 Well, you better do it before it's too late Marge, Because they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have to sell the kitten's after they're born.
@@makototakara7025Scratchy Noooo desperately covers his what’s it Xxxx
3:53 Homer's cute laugh
1:41 To Protect And Sever
THAT KIND OF CRACKS ME UP!!!😂😂
lol scratchy's in love
That means he'll have to be neutered.
"We're characters in a cartoon"
Breaking the 4th wall I see
For Itchy and Scratchy or The Simpsons?
Probably “Itchy and Scratchy”, which I honestly don’t see how it’s a forth wall break
Interesting how Bart calls Homer “Homer” and Lisa calls him “Dad”
Bart did call Homer "Homer" but not dad when Bart was a baby.
Call me daddy.
Homer!
Why you little!
@@bsgambati1and then he strangled baby Bart in front of marge and she doesn’t interfere
Bart and Lisa landing in the soup was the scariest bit of this segment for me
1:56 the first time he actually forgives him
“That means you have to be neutered.”
“NOOOOOOOOO!”
😂😂😂
Nooo desperately holds on to his what’s it Xx
Dog Eating Ice Cream Moral of the story, never ever insult cartoon characters in a TV show or else they'll attempt to kill/murder you.
Why is there a dog eating an ice-cream?
Good advice!
Finally, somebody says it. It's never funny to laugh at somebody's gruesome pain like that. Because everyone knows that death is never funny.
your right, although this is fictional. So anything can happen.
Well basically kind of, but Simpsons prove that if we were to laugh at the characters in front of their faces they would do the same thing. @lorrainehatton1235
I think it's pretty funny, and the Bible encourages it so who cares
I still care, there's still other people that care about these things and have wisdom about it. @DaJodad
Unless its a cartoon. Then its insanely funny
4:11 Hell nah 💀
Say goodbye to your baby scratchy’s.
It happens a alot pets
To Itchy And Scratchy, They're Like A Regular Tom And Jerry.
Are we all gonna ignore Bart casually held pure plutonium with his bare hands
He really is Homer's son
Poor Poochy, He finally returned just to be killed off. Again.
Itchy still uses chain saw Lisa we’re done for Bart Xx
Seeing Itchy and Scratchy being nice to each other is pretty appreciated. I always loved when Tom and Jerry got along
"How are Bart and Lisa going to get out of the one?" 😂😂😂
3:32 Marge Simpson: Aah, Lisa look out a Skeleton!
Scratchy why are you laughing
Itchy there laughing at your pain
Scratchy that’s mean
Me itchy you laugh at his pain like every time
2:46 Gracie Films Stint
4:12 I can't imagine Scratchy and Snowball II having a family anyway.
Imagine that. Itchy and snowball their offspring would be scratchball
What’s Gracie Films?
Also that was kind of a sweet ending minus the neuter thing. Poor Scratchy’s balls though.
@@gaminggoof1542 That logo at the end of the Simpsons.
"Shh!" Main sounds
(Woman Screaming & Pipe Organ) Horror Sounds.
01:13 Scratchy just ate a lit candle
A Normal Cute Dog Eating Ice Cream At The End
2:46 My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
Who are they? That an actual show?
3:33 Marge just got so shocked with bart and got her eyes bugged lol
3:47 Now that's what I call breaking the fourth wall! : D
I Get it!😄 Cause they Broke the TV Screen!
They’re laughing at your pain 🤣
That's mean!
@@wondermaster7271 Let's Teach em a lesson.
@@guest19901990 a cartoon axe I love it
(Blood drips down) AAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:06 1:14 1:20
@@nicolewhite3157 Run out of the house Bart help police Xx
The part where Bart gets his whole body eaten by piranhas scared me as a kid
But it's funny
Lisa: (shudders) Bart, that's plutonium. It's highly unstable!
Scratchy: Why are you laughing? That's mean.
Itchy turns Scratchy into a jack-'o'-lantern.
Itchy: Hey, they're laughing at your pain. Let's teach 'em a lesson.
Homer Boring!
Marge: (holding Maggie) Aaaaahhhhhh! Lisa, look out! A skeleton!
This is Marge's fault. If she just let them watch TV, none of this would have happened
Hey, don't blame marge, not all mothers had to let her kids watching cartoons show you know.
This is basically the movie Stay Tuned
2:42 man alive this soup is out of control
Bart y lisa: **se esconden en algún lugar para que no los maten**
Itchy: th-cam.com/video/TY2jbO0MoTY/w-d-xo.html
I'm telling you, this cilantro really gives it a zing!
Richard, there's no cilantro in it
@@CartmansFat98Bart and Lisa fall into the soup Xx
@@katemissfilanpurrmcdevitt did the sauce splashed by itself from a Regis and Kathie clip?
3:57 "i guess this is my lite now."
It's funny how that "turn the head into a jack o lantern" gag would go on to be used in both Terrifier and the Halloween reboot
3:46 Itchy and Scratchy: Unfunny Deviantart Fill-In Memes
Simpsons: Pepole who make Good Memes
1:28 Best scream
Cool
So damn funny when their eyes popped out!
Marge: “You’ll have to be neutered”
Scratchy: has nothing to get neutered with
We gonna acknowledge the dog eating ice cream?
Ok the police thing was clever
Itchy and Scratchy teaming up and apologizing when one gets hurts gives me real “Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf” vibes. Just 2 professionals doing a job and only hurting each other because the script demands it and there’s no actual malice
Homer's TuleBox 😂 0:03
My earliest memory of the Simpsons
2:54 it sounded like he said b*tchy’s house.
itchy house
2:42 oh my god Bart and Lisa have landed inside the couples soap in the real world
Soup Not Soap
Breaking the 4th wall
Mama took those batteries
She took them away
Mama took those batteries
Size double A
Number 1 rule in cartoons never look down
Poochie’s in the house!
Mischief MakerStudios homers in the house
Who is poochie where did he come from
Who is poochie where did he come from
It's a character voiced by Homer.
@@douglasjr.mclaggen1781 Aka Dan Castaneda.
On Bart's nightmare they also tried
To kill bart.😂
3:50 I just noticed a animation error in this scene,
Homer's neck is turned white, then it goes back to normal
The Mouse is making will doing a Cat head lantern. 🤣🤣🐈🎃
1:17
La primera vez que veo a itchy defendiendo a scratchy
2:00 😂😂
Marge: "That means you have to be neutered"
Well, you better do it before it's too late marge because, they might mate before the appointment start's and you'll have sell the kitten's after they're born.
Note: Poochie died on his way to rescue Bart and Lisa.
I remember this episode so well
Looking back, this is a great premises for a horror movie.
When you still keep watching the video there's a dog eating a ice cream cone
*casually poisons dog*
Holy heck itchy and scratchy are in the simpsons!
Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Hey. 🙂 3:30
Jordark (Dark Element): *(He Gasped)* Guys Watch out a Skeleton! 😧 3:32
Zero Smith/Zite 😕 *(He Used Unstable Remote & Pressed the Rewind button to restore Jordanium Jr body)* 3:36
Jordanium Jr/Lite (Skeleton): Whoa... 😯 3:39
Crystal Guardians: *(We all Screamed)* 😧😯😲😧 3:47
after years itchy and scratchy are finaly friends
I guess for Itchy, he the only one who should be happy and laughing at Scratchy’s pain.
Whoever heard of pirañas that buzz like bees? I am quite offended.
Let’s see if they find they’re own Death funny, a good taste of They’re own medicine
Next time don’t look down then you 2 wont fall down
Bro is really going to attack two random kids because the guy who's always killing and maiming him for years says so.
4:12 NOOOOOOO
The animation from 2:40 to 2:48 is pretty good
My eyes my beautiful eyes! 2:46
Ah Lisa Lookout a skeleton
Scratchy is always getting the short end of the stick
Scratchy Reminds Me Of Felix The Cat.
but itchy..... you laugh at his pain to
Imagine if Poochie tried to help them, but they kept denying his help by swatting him away like they did with the Car. XDXD
They finally had enouth of bart and lisa making fun o them
That's not the kind of battery for TV remote, that's a plutonium, chemically.
Ooh that is gonna hurt tomorrow
Are we gonna ignore the dog eating ice cream at the end
2:40 LOL! 😂😂😂
Awwww cute dog at the end
Conveniently, im watchin this on halloween
1:56: Itchy cuts both of scratchy's arms. Itchy: Sorry 😟.
Krusty would pay the Simpsons family a fortune for the real versions of Itchy and Scratchy.
Bart and Lisa screams:
1. 1:23-1:25
2. 1:28-1:35
3. 1:44-1:49 (and a quick one at 1:52)
4. 2:15-2:18
5. 2:28-2:32 (cutoff until 2:40. Although you might not hear it.)
6. 3:18-3:21
My favorite screams are numbers 1, 2, 5, and 6.
Bart: oh that’s it’s gonna hurt tomorrow.😂😂😂😂
Hey, theyre laughing at your pain!
...😢 thats mean
Lets teach em a lesson😂
Definately hypocritical of Itchy to try to kill them for laughing at scratchys pain. Though that’s probably the point.