FYI, I'm not gonna *not* cover this studio's new games just because of who they are, for those thinking I'm being "ungracious" by continuing to cover their games.
blommen He's covering this game because he had already previously done an Early Access Squirt about it and it has just come out of Early Access, not because it is being developed by Imminent Uprising LLC.
If you're not gonna not cover their pathetic attempts at games, then I'm not gonna not watch your videos anymore. I think I better un-unsubscribe to this channel. Ain't english the bestest language ever?
Next time on Review the review of the reviewer's review with the review on the review of the Idon'tfuckingcareanymore: "Hello I am Jim Fucking Sterling Son and I'm a fucking moron because I didn't realize that in order to place down doors you need to tap the G key three times then go out to the options menu to turn off the sound, then do twenty pushups, turn around four times in game, and then burn the game onto a separate CD and turn on the required options on the CD with a magnetized needle. This is so obvious that even a three year old can figure it out, it doesn't even need an explanation, so my inability to figure this out shows how much of a lazy moron I am."
***** Well it's definitely worth the price. Look at them graphecs. Look at this amazing crafting system. Look at the combat. Look at the coop. Those were all selling points of Dead Space 3 and that game was a AAA Title. Can someone explain what triple A means if there's no double A, just indie titles?
Barlakopofai AAA is a grading system. The first A is for sales, second is for innovation and the third is for review scores. Technically COD is a AFA game under that meaning. And a lot of indie games fit the category of AAA.
I got permabanned from their forums just for posting the topic "Name rings a bell" with the post saying "I was slaughtering the ground of my mind trying to think where I heard this developers sterling name son. Anyone got any ideas?" Reason given was 2 hearts. I can't imagine why.
"Forsaken Uprising?" Christ that's possibly the worst name for a video game I've ever heard. Why not just call it "Unleashed Reckoning." or "Shadow of Evil: The Unbound Legacy." How about you just cut to the chase and name it "Couldn't Be Arsed."
Forsaken: adj, abandoned or deserted Uprising: noun, an act of resistance or rebellion; a revolt So the title means it's an abandoned act of rebellion? ... And this game is about (insert DayZ, Rust, Minecraft games) ... Yeah, you may have a point there.
Does every life from in this game have rabies? Why does every creature, including pigs and unarmed peasants, upon seeing the player, dash towards them and relentlessly attack like zombies? What could your character possibly have done to earn such unrestrained, suicidal hatred from every living thing in the entire world?
Unless I'm very much mistaken, there's also one last "thwack" of damage as they do so, as if the chest spawning in telefrags you and you take damage. Wouldn't suprise me.
+MMDE small teams of Devs (sometimes one or two) make stylish, uniquely designed, fun games all of the time. It's not easy. I'll never say that. But they do it. They do design unique assets because they can not.
This developer should learn to delay releases until every feature that you are working on fixing works. As a developer, this is a sad project to see released as a "final version" of this game.
Oh and by the way ImminentUprising still hasn't learned his lesson he wiped out the forums and banned me for stating the obvious! So yeah he lives in a different planet to the rest of us!
Love how the shirt doesn't show it going past the wrists in the character model when equipping things, but the hands you see in the game look like they're gloved...
Starting out in life cold, homeless and naked with an ambition to kill everything for guts (boxes), glory and plate armour seems to make a heck of a lot of sense to an awful lot of people.
For shame Jimfucking Sterlingson! Trying to slander these fine folk by associating them with that Slaughtering Grounds garbage! Note how this game was developed by imminentuprising and published by Digital Homicide Studios LLC. while Slaughtering Grounds was developed by ImminentUprising (note capitals) and published by Digital Homicide Studios LLC (note lack of a period). Obviously completely different, innocent people you're unjustly trying to tar and feather here! (Why yes. Steam does list them as different entities)
I'm sorry, but EVERY TIME you say "Jim fucking Sterling son!" I think of Metal Gear Rising. Just like: Imminent Uprising after punching a thousand times to no effect "(panting) Why won't you die?!" Adjusts glasses while scoffing "I'm Jim fucking Sterling SON!" Anyone else? No? Okay...
"Assassin312 and Killer" ....of course, they are named that. Somehow, those are literally the only names they could have been named, considering the game.
You should do a full, proper review of this game on your site, Jim. Your mere continued existence strikes a serious nerve with this dev. On a semi-related note, I checked the Slaughtering Grounds Steam Forums, and everything's been purged. Everything.
the only remote excuse for these games, is that imminent uprising is a handful of C- game dev students trying to sell their class projects for cash money.
Totally not related to this video, but if you're taking requests, I'd like to see you play Kentucky Route Zero. For some reason I think you'd like it. There's a lot of reading, but the art is very nice and it got very good reviews. It's also sort of off beat and artsy.
Wait, so the fella that made the Slaughtering Grounds game thought that he would salvage his reputation by making Slaughtering Grounds: Medieval Edition?
9/10 on the kill animals 'quest', why couldn't you just kill one more animal so we could all finally know what happens when you complete a 'quest' in one of these games? :(
WHAT FUCK?????? WHY DO I USE AXE WHEN I AM OUT OF AMMO FOR IT???????????????????????????????????? I KNOW I HAVE TO SWITCH WEAPONS, BUT I'M JIM fudging STERLING, SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought the video name was you talking about yourself tbh... not like as an insult, just thought that was like the sort of sense of humor you had that you'd describe yourself in that way.
I think it is cute that they (both imminent uprising and DHLLC) spell out their names slightly differently so that when you click on the publisher/developer of each individual game, they only get linked to that one title instead of every title they have made. Also I found out that one of my friends owns one of their games, and now they do not exist to me any more after posting this comment. Sent angry message, un-friended, blocked communication on steam and skype and youtube, then I summoned God and requested that this person lost their soul and should be sent to hell. God agreed and did such. I then thanked Him for Jim and bid him adieu.
Because you keep watching them early. They go up, then TH-cam continues to process them. All my videos are 1080p and 60fps, it just takes a while for TH-cam to make it happen.
***** Yeah, epic dragons, open world with loot, in-depth crafting, character customization, interacting with other players... You name it, if I would not know better, I would bet my money this is work of Blizzard.
I've never really reflected on this before, but these "games" really have the exact same structure in their titles as the "content" itself; it's all just buzzwords put together with no context or meaning.
I don't remember if I commented this on a video of this game or another game. I noticed that it looked like society was trying to build itself, but it's hard when everyone kills everyone else on sight.
FYI, I'm not gonna *not* cover this studio's new games just because of who they are, for those thinking I'm being "ungracious" by continuing to cover their games.
soo... you'e not going to cover them. did i get that right?
blommen not going to not cover them, so he will cover them.
blommen
He's covering this game because he had already previously done an Early Access Squirt about it and it has just come out of Early Access, not because it is being developed by Imminent Uprising LLC.
Cover whatever you want brother, it's your show now. I'll watch either way.
If you're not gonna not cover their pathetic attempts at games, then I'm not gonna not watch your videos anymore. I think I better un-unsubscribe to this channel.
Ain't english the bestest language ever?
Next time on Review the review of the reviewer's review with the review on the review of the Idon'tfuckingcareanymore:
"Hello I am Jim Fucking Sterling Son and I'm a fucking moron because I didn't realize that in order to place down doors you need to tap the G key three times then go out to the options menu to turn off the sound, then do twenty pushups, turn around four times in game, and then burn the game onto a separate CD and turn on the required options on the CD with a magnetized needle. This is so obvious that even a three year old can figure it out, it doesn't even need an explanation, so my inability to figure this out shows how much of a lazy moron I am."
This could use some music
ding. ding. ding ding ding. ding. ding. ding ding ding ding ding.
*Orchestra Hit*
***** th-cam.com/video/VfI7pAaOH9c/w-d-xo.html , Enjoy having your brains leak out of your ears.
yeah that beat again lol
Thanks, that was catchy
Oh no, not ImminentUprising again......I hope that we don't have another "review the reviewer" saga this time
*****
Well it's definitely worth the price. Look at them graphecs. Look at this amazing crafting system. Look at the combat. Look at the coop. Those were all selling points of Dead Space 3 and that game was a AAA Title.
Can someone explain what triple A means if there's no double A, just indie titles?
Barlakopofai AAA is a grading system. The first A is for sales, second is for innovation and the third is for review scores. Technically COD is a AFA game under that meaning. And a lot of indie games fit the category of AAA.
I love how some of the hud is the same as Slaughtering Grounds.
I got permabanned from their forums just for posting the topic "Name rings a bell" with the post saying "I was slaughtering the ground of my mind trying to think where I heard this developers sterling name son. Anyone got any ideas?" Reason given was 2 hearts. I can't imagine why.
@xeagaort the butthurt is strong with you...
Yep
EmptyAltruism my comment is gone and I can only wonder what I said.
Hey look there's QUESTS in the top left!
Rin Hato Does one of the quests happen to be "Thank God for Jim Fucking Sterling, son!"? :D
"Forsaken Uprising?" Christ that's possibly the worst name for a video game I've ever heard.
Why not just call it "Unleashed Reckoning." or "Shadow of Evil: The Unbound Legacy." How about you just cut to the chase and name it "Couldn't Be Arsed."
Forsaken: adj, abandoned or deserted
Uprising: noun, an act of resistance or rebellion; a revolt
So the title means it's an abandoned act of rebellion?
...
And this game is about (insert DayZ, Rust, Minecraft games)
...
Yeah, you may have a point there.
I kind of see it being tied to the game dev's name.
The Imminent Uprising was abandoned and therefore the game sucked...making it a Forsaken Uprising.
That reminded me of Yahtzee
***** I don't know, it just seems confusingly pretentious... like if Rob Liefeld made a comic about Kung Fu Jesus and his sexy warrior concubines...
Clearly you haven't browsed the app store in a while. With such inspired games as "Legend Online" and "Mythical Heroes"
Does every life from in this game have rabies? Why does every creature, including pigs and unarmed peasants, upon seeing the player, dash towards them and relentlessly attack like zombies? What could your character possibly have done to earn such unrestrained, suicidal hatred from every living thing in the entire world?
I was expecting to see, at nighttime, "the knights have become frenzied"
I smell a new "review the reviewer" video coming soon.
more JIM FUCKING STERLING SON references can't be bad, can they?
I like how the slain critters explode into a chest, which is to be looted.
Unless I'm very much mistaken, there's also one last "thwack" of damage as they do so, as if the chest spawning in telefrags you and you take damage. Wouldn't suprise me.
"It's by a little-known developer called Imminent Uprising"
Oh for fuck's sake.
The games initials are F.U., pretty much says it all.
Good to see they are churning out rubbish and The Slaughtering Grounds wasn't a one off!
*Cinema Sins Ding* Discount Rust.
pizza pasta
Really shitty Rust?
pizza pasta Its 1e more than Rust here...
Heheheh, how far we've come since this video...
You can literally feel Jim trying not to laugh hysterically in this video. Contains weapons-grade sarcasm. Masterpiece!
This is.... "final"? Bloody hell...
The new Rust patch is looking good.
+MMDE small teams of Devs (sometimes one or two) make stylish, uniquely designed, fun games all of the time. It's not easy. I'll never say that. But they do it. They do design unique assets because they can not.
It's... ITS JUST RUST. Like... There seem's to be no changes? It's just rust. Wtf
Rust looks far better than this does.
Game Design Rule 1: Of course it's obvious to you, you made the fucking game.
This developer should learn to delay releases until every feature that you are working on fixing works. As a developer, this is a sad project to see released as a "final version" of this game.
Oh and by the way ImminentUprising still hasn't learned his lesson he wiped out the forums and banned me for stating the obvious! So yeah he lives in a different planet to the rest of us!
Well, here we go again...
I had just fallen asleep when the end of video gurgling sounds happened XD
Watch out Elder Scrolls! There's a new king in town!
Those graphics though guys, my god. Tears of joy.
Huh... You think they would of stopped after slaughtering grounds
Love how the shirt doesn't show it going past the wrists in the character model when equipping things, but the hands you see in the game look like they're gloved...
Why does my old childhood toy chest instantaneously appear in the place of a body every time a thing dies?
They can't make models so they have to steal things from other people
I was just looking out through my window and thought I saw dragon. So immersive.
Starting out in life cold, homeless and naked with an ambition to kill everything for guts (boxes), glory and plate armour seems to make a heck of a lot of sense to an awful lot of people.
So this is made by The Slaughtering Grounds guys? Prepare for a copyright strike..
probably not they lost i don't think he is stupid enough to do this again
Floating logs, half-embedded rock formations... yeah. 1.0.
For shame Jimfucking Sterlingson! Trying to slander these fine folk by associating them with that Slaughtering Grounds garbage!
Note how this game was developed by imminentuprising and published by Digital Homicide Studios LLC. while Slaughtering Grounds was developed by ImminentUprising (note capitals) and published by Digital Homicide Studios LLC (note lack of a period). Obviously completely different, innocent people you're unjustly trying to tar and feather here!
(Why yes. Steam does list them as different entities)
I'm sorry, but EVERY TIME you say "Jim fucking Sterling son!" I think of Metal Gear Rising. Just like:
Imminent Uprising after punching a thousand times to no effect "(panting) Why won't you die?!"
Adjusts glasses while scoffing "I'm Jim fucking Sterling SON!"
Anyone else? No? Okay...
Same thing here.
I'm Jin Fucking Sterling, Son!
I harden is response to early access trauma!
The divinity system sounded kind of neat.
Jim don't It's from the Guys who made The Slaughtering Grounds!
I love revisiting these early DigiHom videos. I still can't believe those charlatans actually believed in themselves enough to file a lawsuit.
USA and "Euro".. off to a great start. That is a currency damnit. Use "EU" or " Europe".
Man, you're so petty Jim, but I love it so much.
"Assassin312 and Killer"
....of course, they are named that. Somehow, those are literally the only names they could have been named, considering the game.
You should do a full, proper review of this game on your site, Jim. Your mere continued existence strikes a serious nerve with this dev.
On a semi-related note, I checked the Slaughtering Grounds Steam Forums, and everything's been purged. Everything.
That MGRLGLGRLGL death sound. Somebody check if it was ripped from Blizzard murloc sounds and edited badly in fruity loops. Sounds like it...
who just holds their axe out like that like an idiot.
You should end all of your videos like that from now on.
"And thank God, for me. HARGL GLARGL!"
the only remote excuse for these games, is that imminent uprising is a handful of C- game dev students trying to sell their class projects for cash money.
I'm with you, other than the C- stuff...I think that overrates them hugely. These guys are flunking, or have already flunked.
I wouldn't let these guys make a mod let alone a game!
This video is glorious.
Ken the dolls medieval experience.
I think this and Rust have managed to tell us what all games really need:
Casual penis.
The true equalizer of genders.
ROUND TWO! FIGHT!
Did I read that right?! WHIP COW?!
What is it will all these survival devs and naked men
Totally not related to this video, but if you're taking requests, I'd like to see you play Kentucky Route Zero. For some reason I think you'd like it. There's a lot of reading, but the art is very nice and it got very good reviews. It's also sort of off beat and artsy.
You know, if I were the developer of this game, I'd totally use the title of this video as a pull quote for a launch trailer.
wow them floor textures o.o
You go jim! Tear those sad excuses for developers apart!
Jim fucking sterling son
Impotent Buttrising.
Why does the skeleton bleed?
I'm making a Pasta with tomato sauce, I'm still thinking about the side dish .
Prepare for developer meltdown round 2!
Also...
"Absolute Failure!"
"Contender for Worst Game of 2014!"
I await your lawyers.
Wait, was he walking around with a huge door above his head the whole time?
It reminds me of Runescape. That's technically a game.
wow, all characters follow the seme theme? 11/10 IGN
so what's the uprising? and why is it forsaken?
Wait, so the fella that made the Slaughtering Grounds game thought that he would salvage his reputation by making Slaughtering Grounds: Medieval Edition?
They gonna take your video again Jim?
I've run out of room to store all my Nintendo 64 games so I'm just gonna go kill a bear. It will disappear and turn into a storage chest, right?
Speaking of gurgling, anyone here some of the death sounds from Chivalry?
I've been playing that game for a year and those sounds still make me cring.
Huh, the intro music is from something in LoL. Can't recall what.
9/10 on the kill animals 'quest', why couldn't you just kill one more animal so we could all finally know what happens when you complete a 'quest' in one of these games? :(
Jim you do know that they are wiping steam's Slaughtering Grounds forum, right?
well, this is certainly less offensive than teh slaughtering grounds, but I can't say its interesting
At least it doesn't have annoying repetitive 30 second music!
WHAT FUCK??????
WHY DO I USE AXE WHEN I AM OUT OF AMMO FOR IT????????????????????????????????????
I KNOW I HAVE TO SWITCH WEAPONS, BUT I'M JIM fudging STERLING, SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, who let their little cousin make the art assets?
Why do animals turn into tables when they die?
Oh....no....Gary first day incident.... Ahhhhhh
LOL the melee combat is beyond embarrassing.
Sad thing is, I would love a game like Rust but with swords and shields and shit. But this is awful.
I thought the video name was you talking about yourself tbh...
not like as an insult, just thought that was like the sort of sense of humor you had that you'd describe yourself in that way.
AuronFtw Oh I don't doubt that, but even one with the mightiest penis might need another penis from time to time.
Exarian lets get on with bashing butt as well as DEEEEEZ nuts
Helmstif, the Sarcastic Asianman Hey brother, I see you've got a real nice...lump down there!
its like a poor mans infestation: survivor stories.
Despite the fact that Infestation is just as bad as this but at least it didn't force trashy microtransactions down your throat!
What, not Squire Chungus? :P
Coming soon to Playstation 2.
be sure not to call this "game" an ABSOLUTE FAILURE or you'll make the dev(s) cry (again)
I think it is cute that they (both imminent uprising and DHLLC) spell out their names slightly differently so that when you click on the publisher/developer of each individual game, they only get linked to that one title instead of every title they have made.
Also I found out that one of my friends owns one of their games, and now they do not exist to me any more after posting this comment. Sent angry message, un-friended, blocked communication on steam and skype and youtube, then I summoned God and requested that this person lost their soul and should be sent to hell. God agreed and did such. I then thanked Him for Jim and bid him adieu.
I can't understand why all of your recent videos are SD.
Because you keep watching them early. They go up, then TH-cam continues to process them. All my videos are 1080p and 60fps, it just takes a while for TH-cam to make it happen.
***** That's on TH-cam. Anywhere from a matter of minutes to an hour or so.
O.K. will wait then. Thanks!
Jim Sterling Can I see your face in glorious 60fps?
I..._really_ hate the recommended videos list here.
Hmmm... Looks like the devs took best parts from Skyrim, Minecraft, and Rust, and added actually strategic combat-system.
The best parts? As in it is good?
***** Yeah, epic dragons, open world with loot, in-depth crafting, character customization, interacting with other players... You name it, if I would not know better, I would bet my money this is work of Blizzard.
Haha! That's funny!
brajuhani Yes, this masterpiece exhibits the best concepts that have ever been displayed in this medium. I simply cannot find a single fault with it.
John Conley haha "masterpiece" you're funny
Looks like an ABSOLUTE FAILURE and WORST GAME OF 2014 CONTENDER.
Seems to be a common theme in Imminent Uprising games.
I've never really reflected on this before, but these "games" really have the exact same structure in their titles as the "content" itself; it's all just buzzwords put together with no context or meaning.
Maybe they should try a different profession.
FOV is like 35
Why are all the NPCs hostile? Is that explained?
MooseC1911 Touché
I don't remember if I commented this on a video of this game or another game. I noticed that it looked like society was trying to build itself, but it's hard when everyone kills everyone else on sight.
Holy fuck, Imminent Uprising are literally going down a check list of generic copy games.
the framerate is so choppy lol
I want to find the other video for this...because only youtubers would play these. That other player must be a youtuber?