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Do you remember the Pepsi promotion where you collected the caps or cut out the boxes to collect words and complete a phrase? My family had "SHOP TIL YOU DROP", but someone threw a 12-pack away before cutting out the circle, and that had "DROP" or "SHOP", whichever we didn't have on the caps. Prize was a $5k shopping spree at Mall of America with Alyssa Milano. The fine print basically said "she's probably not going to show up but you'll still get the money". Plus we were in MN so MoA wasn't a big deal.
lol ya know it! fkn points, miles all that. I got marlboro and and Pepsi merch lol trying for that pool table I heard some ppl got. now we know McDonald's. monopoly was a whole scam!
@@MosedigI got a zippo from a pawn shop that was bought with Marlboro miles. Stolen. Such is the way of such objects. We’re only renting our smokin joe racing zippo.
I remember at the back of the Camel Cash catalog they had a MOTORCYCLE! It might be time to pump the brakes on the smoking if you can afford the Camel cigarettes motorcycle.
They collaborated with great brands and made quality shit. I have a Marlboro Swiss Army knife. “Marlboro adventure team” hilarious. Rippin butts on 14ers
I had a childhood very much like this, placed in different social cultures and economic classes randomly. I see and appreciate this man so much. I feel seen lol. Hes like a spiritual brother
Switch the percs with shards and the Newports with Pall Mall, switch the office for a construction site, and you and me are the same. We are like brothers.
I was born early 90's and still remember my grandmother getting wine drunk in her apartment watching the wheel of fortune, while chain smoking and making her own ciggs with a little machine that rolled them for her..she also would put me to work packaging her coins in those little paper and plastic sleeves...and when I complained I was bored, she'd hand me a sticky pen and her old receipts to doodle on....that's how I got into art....lmfao!!!!!!! The 90's was a different time...I was like five...just visiting grandma as the nicotine literally dripped down the walls.
In Toronto 90s, WE KIDS called it "finger tapping" - basically, you're "tapping" someone older's shoulder and asking them to buy for you..... at 15yo I was designated for the job, and literally walked up to a older businessman and asked him, if it could finger tap him 🤷🏼♀️😂😢
As a guy who works in a restaurant, I HATE when the parents use this opportunity to have junior tell me what he wants. “Go on, tell the man what you want for dinner.” “….(awkward glances and mumbling)” “Speak up he can’t hear you.” “….(starts to actively hide under table and grabbing his iPad playing SpongeBob)” “Just say chicken tenders” “(Now on the floor)” (Meanwhile my eyebrow is twitching because I’ve spent 5 minutes at this table and I have a full section)
I'm from Long Island, went to a rival school of Tim's, couple years older. Was best friends with Kumps older brother... he described basically a standard upbringing on LI 😂
Kump (auto corrects to lump…) speaking makes me actually violent with anxiety. I’m usually fine about anyone ever. Ray? I’d have to leave, but I’d also have to say something degrading. Pal, Get a grip. Slow down. Swallow your spit, pay attention to your tongue and what it’s doing.
In my family it was Frankhoma Pottery political mugs from the 1960s onwards. We were going to be raking in the money someday on this obviously valuable collectible. Everyone is now dead except me. I'm still waiting for an increase in value.
I was driving into Utica NY between the ages of 14-17 and buying cigarettes and alcohol for my HS friends from eastern bloc / middle eastern family run bodegas no questions asked. lol I was a hero a lot of dry days 🤣. Having people buy for you…. Pfffft no fun in that all. The funs in getting the balls to just try it and the clerks give zero fucks. Late 90’s was the shit!!
I was 14 in 2010 walking into bottle shops and never getting asked for ID then walking around the corner to grab a packet of cigarettes. An Indian guy was working and I handed him my fake ID and he looks at it and goes “what’s your birthday?” I said “.. umm April 8th” and he goes “close enough”. The real DOB was 25th of September.
One of my dads friends is still married to their highschool gym teacher. She used to come to their parties. Ironically theyre happily married with 2 kids😂
Mullen seems to be getting softer, and I’m here for it; that boy needs to be seen by any human being that wants to laugh, but I’d feel a lot better if he gave in to his homosexual impulses and accepted Tim’s arrangement proposal. Give them a room, some mics and a camera, and sign me up. Tim can be a genius, nick can sulk and be a genius, they can have guests and talk food or geopolitics, or why turds look different when someone is undergoing chemo. Just please give me a non ai generated photo of them happily married. The world looks scary from where I’m sitting. pretty pretty please
I was raised by boomers too. Had a house key and let myself in when the bus dropped me off in the 2nd grade. We had an extra car (a Mercedes an aunt left to my dad) and in the 5th grade me and some kids from the neighborhood took it around the block. It was fall and we realized they’d know we drove it bc there was an outline of leaves that didn’t match up anymore. We moved the leaves back close to the car. They still don’t know. 😅😮💨🫠
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Tim is such a humble guy leaving out that he’s a successful Polo Ralph Lauren plus size model.
McDonalds Monopoly being a big deal takes me back. There were a LOT of conversations about someone having the boardwalk piece but losing it.
Do you remember the Pepsi promotion where you collected the caps or cut out the boxes to collect words and complete a phrase? My family had "SHOP TIL YOU DROP", but someone threw a 12-pack away before cutting out the circle, and that had "DROP" or "SHOP", whichever we didn't have on the caps. Prize was a $5k shopping spree at Mall of America with Alyssa Milano. The fine print basically said "she's probably not going to show up but you'll still get the money". Plus we were in MN so MoA wasn't a big deal.
lol ya know it! fkn points, miles all that. I got marlboro and and Pepsi merch lol trying for that pool table I heard some ppl got. now we know McDonald's. monopoly was a whole scam!
Back when Alyssa was a dime piece
That was our ticket outta here!
@@MosedigI got a zippo from a pawn shop that was bought with Marlboro miles.
Stolen. Such is the way of such objects. We’re only renting our smokin joe racing zippo.
“We don’t know.” That killed me. Like he was reporting on it 😂
We wish them well
It's a real knife fight out there@@lizardperson988
Life in the big city
“What kind of sandwich” is an all time Foley line
He was genuinely interested
The most intense start ever Tim wins every time
The Marlboro camping gear was legit.
I remember at the back of the Camel Cash catalog they had a MOTORCYCLE! It might be time to pump the brakes on the smoking if you can afford the Camel cigarettes motorcycle.
They collaborated with great brands and made quality shit.
I have a Marlboro Swiss Army knife. “Marlboro adventure team” hilarious. Rippin butts on 14ers
Dad still has the jacket 30 yrs later!! Its his prized possesion!!
Got the turbo lighter from my mother
Remember that shit. My buddy’s sister had the jacket.
I like to think Tim came from a lower cast blue collar Long Island family, but spend the summer with his classy rich single aunt.
I had a childhood very much like this, placed in different social cultures and economic classes randomly. I see and appreciate this man so much. I feel seen lol. Hes like a spiritual brother
Gay Uncle
Tim needs to be back on ASAP! The most classy trash to ever exist
Played basketball against Holy Trinity back in high school. He ain’t lying’
I wonder if Tim ever had Paul Lemos of Controlled Bleeding as a teacher.
😂😂”Hey, while you’re in there, can you get a sandwhich?”😂😂 Thanks for bringin back a classic! Made my mornin.
Tim Dillon is a National Treasure.
Say something original. I believe in you
Was
Most overused phrase in comedy. Please go outside.
Hittin me hard with the HESS trucks and Beanie Babies.
You fell for the "the hess truck is here" commercials😂. We are here for you brother
The thumbnail makes Tim look like a tough guy detective in 70s cop movie
This was such a great episode, we need Tim back!
11:00: "Could you...maybe get me a sandwich" I have never in my life laughed so hard in all my life.
Tim's Dad looks like a cross between Benny Hill & John Wayne Gacey . Explains everything.
Yo! That original Marlboro mummy sleeping bag was good to 30 below
!!!
Classic episode
Probably the best episode of this pod
Switch the percs with shards and the Newports with Pall Mall, switch the office for a construction site, and you and me are the same. We are like brothers.
The Marboro popup tent was the Airbnb for homeless people.
Does this mean we are getting a new Tim Dillion episode on AYG?
Probably not
Obviously, if you had a brain you'd know this.
@@oN3xShOtxkilL Gotta hate people that write Dillion
0:32 I went to Holy Trinity High School as well, and I can confirm that did in fact happen 😂
The "can you get me a sandwich" part killed me
Oh, you’re writing a book huh?. Would loooooove to read it.. 😂😂😂
Tim’s speaking voice is so loud 😂
Timmy is🤣fuuuuckin pure hilarity
Long Island kid coke at 13. Felt that. Felt that
I went to Catholic HS in Huntington. You could pretty much get anything you wanted 🤣
I was born early 90's and still remember my grandmother getting wine drunk in her apartment watching the wheel of fortune, while chain smoking and making her own ciggs with a little machine that rolled them for her..she also would put me to work packaging her coins in those little paper and plastic sleeves...and when I complained I was bored, she'd hand me a sticky pen and her old receipts to doodle on....that's how I got into art....lmfao!!!!!!! The 90's was a different time...I was like five...just visiting grandma as the nicotine literally dripped down the walls.
In Toronto 90s, WE KIDS called it "finger tapping" - basically, you're "tapping" someone older's shoulder and asking them to buy for you..... at 15yo I was designated for the job, and literally walked up to a older businessman and asked him, if it could finger tap him 🤷🏼♀️😂😢
Guy is hysterical 😂😂😂
As a guy who works in a restaurant, I HATE when the parents use this opportunity to have junior tell me what he wants.
“Go on, tell the man what you want for dinner.”
“….(awkward glances and mumbling)”
“Speak up he can’t hear you.”
“….(starts to actively hide under table and grabbing his iPad playing SpongeBob)”
“Just say chicken tenders”
“(Now on the floor)”
(Meanwhile my eyebrow is twitching because I’ve spent 5 minutes at this table and I have a full section)
Oof. I relate to like 60-70% of Tim’s origin story and family dynamics.
Tim 'I was a hot kid' Dillon.
I'm from Long Island, went to a rival school of Tim's, couple years older. Was best friends with Kumps older brother... he described basically a standard upbringing on LI 😂
Kump (auto corrects to lump…) speaking makes me actually violent with anxiety. I’m usually fine about anyone ever. Ray? I’d have to leave, but I’d also have to say something degrading.
Pal,
Get a grip. Slow down. Swallow your spit, pay attention to your tongue and what it’s doing.
@lindboknifeandtool lol yeah his brother had the same problem. Not as bad as Ray though haha
LISTEN TO ME
It was a universal rule when I was growing up if somebody went into the shop for you they could take one as “tax” 😅
One of the funniest men ever
Marlboro money kid here..... dont forget the monopoly. I was so bummed when I heard that mcdonalds documentary of Monopoly. Damn scammers!!!!
The guys finally met the final trash boss!
7:53 why you lookin at me like that Tim you know the deal
It's my favorite podcast and top 5 episode
All the stories I’ve heard from Tim about his dad, many of the same stories on replay but never imagined they looked just alike
Tim 😍❤️
I relate to this .... I was gonna make my fortune on Chuck Knoblauch rookie cards
Got a mom’s cookies “big knob” knoblauch card (obviously play on the Billy Ripken batknob card)…thought I was gonna be set for life
My path to riches were 80s baseball cards like the rest of the herd. 😂
Tim Dillon rules
A garbage can logo would be much cooler than that AYG love ya boys keep crushing
Bro the cow and teamo powered our teenage years 🤣
Marlboro Miles had IronLungs N catalog,lol!
I wish I could go back in time and be just like TD!
Tims slowly turning into my spirit animal..😅
Is the entire episode available?
Newports were where it’s at back in the day, I used to keep a fresh pack in the freezer, take it out and the first thing was flip a lucky😂
I’ll tell you what, a couple percs and a coffee sounds pretty nice right now.
Tim has always loved nice cars lol
“I was a good looking kid” he said that seriously which is a little scary
Please get Tim back
"I'm the most successful, BY FAR"
The Hess trucks, I remember them
i did not know his dad was John Wayne Gacy.😂😂❤
“Light on the mayo, ok?” Sure, Foley…
Still my favorite episode
god I love this guy
In my family it was Frankhoma Pottery political mugs from the 1960s onwards. We were going to be raking in the money someday on this obviously valuable collectible. Everyone is now dead except me. I'm still waiting for an increase in value.
I was driving into Utica NY between the ages of 14-17 and buying cigarettes and alcohol for my HS friends from eastern bloc / middle eastern family run bodegas no questions asked. lol I was a hero a lot of dry days 🤣. Having people buy for you…. Pfffft no fun in that all. The funs in getting the balls to just try it and the clerks give zero fucks. Late 90’s was the shit!!
I was 14 in 2010 walking into bottle shops and never getting asked for ID then walking around the corner to grab a packet of cigarettes. An Indian guy was working and I handed him my fake ID and he looks at it and goes “what’s your birthday?” I said “.. umm April 8th” and he goes “close enough”. The real DOB was 25th of September.
@ it was so easy :)
lmao this is so fking funny.
The Marlboro Gear Rocked!! Travel bags are still being used and just put tent to rest.. RIP
w/o the thumbnail i never would have known Tim was dating Sen. Lindsay Graham, i hope they have a long and healthy relationship!
No wonder he can't go to Thanksgiving. He tears his family constantly lol
Literally watched his episode this morning lol
Tim Dillion is a GOAT 😂
My pops had so much camel cash 😂😂
11:19 and the bread better be soft
is that Artie Lang on left?!
Need to get TD back on Kill Tony soon!
I wish him well
One of my dads friends is still married to their highschool gym teacher. She used to come to their parties. Ironically theyre happily married with 2 kids😂
Feel like Artie Lang is making a comeback
Mullen seems to be getting softer, and I’m here for it; that boy needs to be seen by any human being that wants to laugh, but I’d feel a lot better if he gave in to his homosexual impulses and accepted Tim’s arrangement proposal. Give them a room, some mics and a camera, and sign me up. Tim can be a genius, nick can sulk and be a genius, they can have guests and talk food or geopolitics, or why turds look different when someone is undergoing chemo. Just please give me a non ai generated photo of them happily married. The world looks scary from where I’m sitting. pretty pretty please
you need a hobby! consider using an online blocker or filter, this reads like a cry for help!11
Bro and his dad looks like Jack black as a kid in tenasious D
thumbnail reminds me of tommy boy
the pigs skin looks great
Wait a minute. Why is there a Sony VX1000 with a fisheye in the background on the desk ?
Why dont comedians like to admit that they grew up rich?
Tim is an old Friend of mine , We went to different schools together.
Jesus... the 90s & early 00s were just WILD. I haven't smoked in like 10yrs & this is making me want to go out & grab a pack of Newports. 😂
Looking healthy Tim! I’m proud of you my brother!!!!
“Italian kid?”
Real Eric Cartman
Completely forgot about Hess trucks
Yes or yes
Holy shit i had no idea tim and I had so much in common
It's true what they put in them Newports lmao
increases your high by 50%, haven't heard or said that shit since 93
Started smoking when I was about 14 back in that day you could get them for $0.50 a pack out of the machine
Isn't this from like 2 years ago
I was raised by boomers too. Had a house key and let myself in when the bus dropped me off in the 2nd grade. We had an extra car (a Mercedes an aunt left to my dad) and in the 5th grade me and some kids from the neighborhood took it around the block. It was fall and we realized they’d know we drove it bc there was an outline of leaves that didn’t match up anymore. We moved the leaves back close to the car. They still don’t know. 😅😮💨🫠
Never knew he was an only child.
tim’s dad looks like lindsay graham if he let himself go. actually, checks out!
Love the Tim Dillon origin story!🤣