Carson: Classy underground internet humor Traves: *distant sound of a tin of nails falling down a flight of steps, landing on a canned laughter button at the bottom*
ahoy spongebob me boy, i have committed 16 acts of terrorism between 2002 and 2017 and am now on trial for the deaths of 147 innocent civilians agagagagag
Deleted comment from alt account so I could say this better 2:12 I sent this and never expected to break Jawsh with it, proudest simp moment since Sincerely, The "hoy hoy menoy meesa be a real boy" guy
Ahoy sponge boy me Bob, I have violated the geneva convention by burning down an entire village full of innocent civilians and I am going to serve 36 years in prison arghargharghargh
i fell asleep to this stream last night and i woke up at like 4 am with it still playing and i was like half asleep so i was laughing my ass off at every "pink bastard" and "mr krabs" joke they said "pink bastard" right??? i was half asleep so i couldnt really hear stuff right
Sponge me boy, I have been convicted of twenty accounts of child molestation. I am to be stoned to death on Saturday, April 27. Agaggahahsgahaggahahagahahahah
I was drinking chocolate milk and when Travis replied to the question of what a uvula is with "it's your gag reflex thang" my body responded to such a claim by reaching back and touching my uvula repeatedly until my raw milk just ROSE to like the back of my throat and was the worst experience ever 10/10
Spongeboy me bob, I’ve had the FBI chasing me across the country for my multiple accounts of human trafficking, drug trafficking, rape, pedophilia, murder, child enslavement, involvement in terrorist acts, and various crimes against humanity. If I’m ever caught, I will be publicly executed by firing squad. Please, this is not a joke. This is a cry for help. Somebody help me escape this country before they find my hiding spot. Oh no, I can hear them banging on the door. I’m peeking out of the window and they have a battering ram. Goodbye, family. I love you.
spongeboy me bob, I've threatened to eleminate the middle class and I now need Cartoon Network's consent to speak on this minecraft server. arghareghaeghargharghargharghargh
ahoy spongebob i am contacting you from the grave as I have unfinished business in the mortal plane ar ar ar
Bitchin
thanks for the laughs cooper i really do appreciate it. it helps me alot
ahoy spongeboy me bob my stomach has ruptured and me organs are dissolving ar ar ar
cscoop Wat is your playlist UwU
*plain
fuckin boingloin headass
ahoy spongebob, I've assassinated arch duke Franz Ferdinand and his wife, starting the first world war arg arg arg arg
Ahoy spongebob, I’ve assassinated the arch duke Franz Ferdinand and his wife, starting the First World War arg arg arg arg
Fuck I was gonna say this one
That ones fuckin goooood
I love how in Travis’s video your hear his voice for like 20% of the video
Ah hoy Spongbob me boy, my immune system has shut down and I have 6 days to live argargargargarg
GÄMË ËÑDĘD spongeboi me Bob I have consumed ketamine and am going to die
god we did not know did we
“Ah hoy”
Except for you Travis you’re a big brain comedic genius
I love you, Travis, youre the best part of smplive
Barrack Obama Vlogs This seems biased, did he pay you some good schlatt coins?
What about the schlatt???
Travis is the best one I agree
Barrack Obama Vlogs - schlatt is a lord
@@Lennard2121 jschlatt is god you noob, bet ur house is made of dirt
Carson: Classy underground internet humor
Traves: *distant sound of a tin of nails falling down a flight of steps, landing on a canned laughter button at the bottom*
Spongebob me boy, Carson and his friends are harassing me for my manner of speech and it’s making me feel suicidal argh argh argh argh
ahoy spongebob me boy, i have committed 16 acts of terrorism between 2002 and 2017 and am now on trial for the deaths of 147 innocent civilians agagagagag
Deleted comment from alt account so I could say this better
2:12 I sent this and never expected to break Jawsh with it, proudest simp moment since
Sincerely,
The "hoy hoy menoy meesa be a real boy" guy
When will priest gumball and cocaine dealer mr krabs eliminate the middle class
Soon TM
zoo wee mama bruh pee and poo momentum wait guys when is Carson streaming
This comment gave me ten terminal illnesses
Oh poop
Ohvpyeajpoop
I've been wondering about this for a while . What the fuck is Wyoming!
I’m not gay, Greg.
Traves me boy, I've left a like on your videos and now I'm on the FBI's watchlist.
Argargagakag
Ahoy spongebob me boy i've eliminated the middle class
ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARR
ahoy spongebob me boye (insert funny line here) ARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARG
Ah hoy Spongbob me boy, my immune system has shut down and I have 6 days to live argargargargarg
Spongeboi me bob I have overdosed on bath salts and I’m eating myself alive argargargargarg
*Oh fuckles it's knuckles*
Ahoy sponge boy me Bob ive chugged 2 liters of 5 hour energy and there are six graders raiding me home argaragrag
_That’s a weird way to say “best jokes”..._
Ikr
I hold the high honor of like number 69, I feel blessed.
Can we get Daniel sambar to join SMP live?
Daniel sambar should be a meme
Ahoy sponge boy me Bob, I have violated the geneva convention by burning down an entire village full of innocent civilians and I am going to serve 36 years in prison arghargharghargh
I want “Me hoy minoy, meesa a real boy” written as my epitaph with no explanation
glad to see my random word spews be put into good use
Travis is a massive chad
spongebob: but mr krabs. !! that sounds like human tr afficking !!
me krabs: MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
Ahoy, you need to kill me, it’s the only way spongeyboy arr arr arr.
Sponge boi me Bob!
I'm suffering from nicotine withdraw!
Pass me another pod me boi!
Can we acknowledge traves top tier building plays in that ravine?
Ahoy Spongebob, me boy. I've committed arson and now I'm serving a 10 year jail sentence. Arrrgghhhh.
wow what a fun server and friend group! i hope nothing problematic comes from it!
So I was in the back of my car when I saw a sign that said wood fired pizza. So I said “wood fired pizza? Hows pizza gonna get a job now?”
1:31 straight up thought that was thunder for a hot second
Ad before video: "you learned about evolution in high school, it goes like this:"
*Skips ad*
Traves: *can you say uwu*
I left at about 2:15 to go get a drink and forgot to pause and came back at 4:00 to see that they are still making the same joke.
4:54 proof that Travis is an experienced minecrafter. He looked up to check if there was no roof so he could jump safely.
travis. i love you.
SPONGE BOI ME BOB. MY STOMACH HAS BURST, AND MY ORGANS ARE DISSOLVING. ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG.
ahoy SpongeBob me boy i killed 27 children and crippled five and can't afford a good lawyer please help me me boy argh argh argh
1:31 I legit thought that was lightning.
OMG
Ahoy Spongeboy me bob I’ve a quarrel with the ender dragon in Minecraft roblox edition that I need you to finish argh argh argh
Sponge boi me bob, I gave the mafia itching powder instead of cocaine, and now I’m being hunted down
Agagagagagaga
traves you’re delightful! currently rewatching to get myself through a hard night, and i appreciate you lots 💕
Your voice and laugh are so innocent
can't believe people existed back in 2019
Everybody on smplive: bruh look at traves
Traves: 👁👄👁 bububububuubuububuubb *traves noise**traves noise *
Travers is the most underrated call me Carsons minecraft smp server character
Peaceful Minecraft Sweden plays in background
Travis: *I’m going to do whats called a pro gamer move*
i miss smp live
3:34 towers in the most wasteful way possible
then wont spare another block to bridge around
ahoy spongebob, i've summoned dark entities from davey jones' depths, my soul will be experiencing torment for the nexy 3k years, meeboi
Argargaragar
Objectively the best Traves video ever made
Ahoy me boy, i searched up necrofelia and now the fbi wants to know my location ackackackackackhelpmeackack
i fell asleep to this stream last night and i woke up at like 4 am with it still playing and i was like half asleep so i was laughing my ass off at every "pink bastard" and "mr krabs" joke
they said "pink bastard" right??? i was half asleep so i couldnt really hear stuff right
Spongeboy me bob, I haven't paid me bills in years and the bank is repossessing me house argargargargar
Ahoy spongebob, I've been put on A FBI watchlist due to me trying to make chloroform, argharghargharghargh
spongebob me boy i have committed arson and is now wanted in 67 country’s argargargargarg
I feel like when yall talk about your chat it's like you're talking about your pets😂😂 "My chat did this today." "Omg my chat does that all the time"
Ahoy me boi I hit myself with a shovel and developed severe brain damage argh argh argh argh
Damn i was hoping for the bit of cooper dying for 3 minutes to “Ahoy Patrick, you fat pink bald bastard”
thank you traves very cool
That’s it I have to binge your vods after getting done with Carson’s,, you build real good and you actually helped in killing the ender dragon
ahoy spongebob i am contacting you from prison because i be facing the death penalty for doing unspeakable things with Gary the snail akakakakak
Ahoy spongeboy me bob, I have developed a time machine and am now on a mission to destroy the world as we know it argh argh argh argh argh
ahoy spongebob me boy i am on a mission to eliminate the middle class ararararararararar
Nobody:
Actually no one:
Carson: *AHOY SPONGEBOB MI BOY*
Travis is really good at minecraft
Josh has ascended
Ahoy spongebob me boy, I have been gunned down by a German mg42 buzzsaw 42 times and I am going to die, Argh Argh Argh
Sponge boy me bob I am suffering from nicotine withdrawal and need a juul hit
Did anyone else get this recommended randomly just now
Travis has the most crackhead minecraft playstyle I have seen
1:32 I litterly farted right then and got really confused😂
Sponge me boy, I have been convicted of twenty accounts of child molestation. I am to be stoned to death on Saturday, April 27. Agaggahahsgahaggahahagahahahah
now that really be a bruh moment.
I was drinking chocolate milk and when Travis replied to the question of what a uvula is with "it's your gag reflex thang" my body responded to such a claim by reaching back and touching my uvula repeatedly until my raw milk just ROSE to like the back of my throat and was the worst experience ever
10/10
This is the type of ridiculous shit i love to hear when I stream
Ahoy spongebob me boy I have commited tax fraud in over twelve different countries and I am to be sentenced to death. Agagagagaga
Traves it is time to evaporate
E V A P O R A T A T I O N
T I M E
very good traves
5:00 josh broke coop
ive watched this about 10 times and i have just now come to the realization that these arent even the members jokes
Spongeboy me bob, I’ve had the FBI chasing me across the country for my multiple accounts of human trafficking, drug trafficking, rape, pedophilia, murder, child enslavement, involvement in terrorist acts, and various crimes against humanity. If I’m ever caught, I will be publicly executed by firing squad. Please, this is not a joke. This is a cry for help. Somebody help me escape this country before they find my hiding spot. Oh no, I can hear them banging on the door. I’m peeking out of the window and they have a battering ram. Goodbye, family. I love you.
He turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen
Ahoy spongeboob I just chugg jugged a whole bucket of crab grease and my organs are now starting to fail ar ar ar ar ar
was that your voice in the beginning? i see you've finally hit puberty me boy :')
I actually started crying of laughter mid way through
TRAV I was enjoying your stream and ughhhh I enjoyed :’)
Can i just say travis play like a pro while mining all those hops and block placements
Spongeboy me Bob! I've just met nigward, squidwards African American cousin!
Time to Ahoy with me Boy
My body requires more of the traves because he is the comedy persone.
*sponge boi me bob I’m suffering from nicotine withdrawal please go buy me more pods arg arg arg arg*
I don't even know how I came across SMP Live but it is such an important part of my life now I was a SchlattCoin
spongeboy me bob, I've threatened to eleminate the middle class and I now need Cartoon Network's consent to speak on this minecraft server. arghareghaeghargharghargharghargh
ahoy spongebob me boy I have been convicted for tax evasion and im going to prison for life
I forgot this was traves' video until the end
sometimes the zombies in Minecraft sound like they're saying bruuuuhhh
Are you playing minecraft in third person? That's the same energy as playing skyrim in third person you inhuman beast!
This makes me want to watch the stream even more
Spongeboi me bob I have overdosed on bath salts and I’m eating myself alive argargargargarg
Thy bean mustn't be perished.
Crazy how this is one of the most popular Minecraft things in a while
Traves didn't get bullied in school because all the bullies were afraid of going to hell if they did
Thank you for our daily bread Travis
Agreed