Andrea Bargnani 23 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2013)

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  • Re-uploaded in honor of Bargnani's 35th birthday. #primopastaandsauce
    Original description below:
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    Bargnani sat down heavily at his desk. He was exhausted, not by the physical exertion of practice, but by the prose aching to be released from his body. Pulling to him a feather pen and a piece of stationery, he wrote:
    “As stars shine in the night above
    It is only you I think of, my love
    Others for my attention vie
    But I indulge them not, I would rather die!
    Delicate as wind sighing through the trees
    The taste of you brings me to my knees
    My soul’s flaming passion is set free
    By a lover of highest pedigree
    Composed you are of finest flour
    Arousing me every waking hour
    Formed by machine into perfect tubes
    Contributing to my bulging moobs
    Drenched wholly in a bright red sauce
    Served to the side, a salad, tossed
    Some crusty French bread rounds out the meal
    In my world, only Primo Pasta is real”
    Satisfied, Bargnani titled the piece “An Ode to Primo Pasta”. Unlocking a drawer in his filing cabinet, he stashed the poetry with the rest of his writings, some of them dating back to his childhood in Italy. Standing up, he looked towards his kitchen.
    “Now, what should I have for dinner?” he asked the silent apartment, before laughing to himself. He knew the answer. He had always known the answer.
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