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- Alan feels he overstayed his welcome at Charlie's house and leaves the house. It's obvious Alan doesn't really want to go...
Season 3, episode 4 (Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs).
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Season 3, episode 4 (Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs)
"I thought you found a nice place."
"I was bluffing it SUCKED they all SUCKED!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They all sucked because he can't afford a nice place. Either that or he's just too cheap to get a nice place.
@@alexanderpytko5394 He's a "Chiropractor" with a "degree" from some Mexican college and has constant alimony payments. He couldn't afford shit.
@@SelectiveApathy82 he was actually a well settled man with his own house
He earned
But Charlie ruined it by playing with his lawyer!
@@yydd4954 Alan said he tore up the agreement. And he could've sued the lawyer for malpractice and got some money off of it. But no. He could've sued Judith's lawyer for sleeping with Kandy. But no
Charlie shouldn't have called out and he should have closed the door immediately lol. 😂
The way he did Judith 😭
And the series end ?
Guess I am not the only one who hated Alan for being a big tick!
"the only way i'd ever had sex was if i was molested by a rat"
I'm dead 😂😂😂
Charlie should’ve kicked Alan out of his house for good
Too much of a nice guy to do that. I'd find it hard too. Alan's a total shmuck but he's still family.
@@CheerfullyCynical829 And you're making gobs of money in a fabulous sitcom🤣
Charlie shouldn’t have slept with Alan’s divorce lawyer
@@cosmokramer179that’s just one part of his issues. Even if Alan had enough money he would chose to be a sponge. He is greedy!
@@stevegonzales2682I get that, but if Alan was my brother, sponging off me, taking me for granted and taking advantage of me, I would’ve kicked his ass out a long time ago.
Alan needs to stop pissing in the wind, stop complaining and insulting Charlie's life style and count his blessings.
But then, Alan would have to accept that all the bad things in his life are either _his_ fault, or _just happened for no reason_ which he can't live with emotionally.
At least, that's what *I* think his problem is.
Alan finally moved out
Then shaved his head, won the lottery, let evil alan out and legally changed his name for lex luthor
HA! Good point.
Judith started the villain arc. Just took Alan a while to get there.
Hate Alan bro the only reason he was ever there was because Charlie felt bad because he didn’t want Jake to live through what he went through but nobody realizes how good of a person he was
Jon Cryer is such a great actor
I agree. He and Charlie Sheen really act like Brothers.
That moment you realise how pathetic Alan has become.
Did you take a peak at the man's monthly alimony checks?! Something's gotta be rather pathetic about that ancient legal system regarding alimony regulations you got in the States! 😯
@@NiVi192 great point on that
@@NiVi192 No, he gets a second job or just disappear. Alan needs to grow up and be a man.
Alan’s greed is beyond limits anyways
It just baffles me how people even tend to agree with Charlie's views while calling Alan a pathetic loser.
Alan is a neglected child like Charlie ,just because he didn't get lucky like Charlie getting into the jingle business and getting rich is I think why people tend to side with Charlie's
I mean we even saw an episode where charlie says that Evelyn was never a good mother and a horrible one to say that a least.
Even we get to hear so many past stories and flashbacks of Alan and charlie ,Charlie just left to care but Alan still want yearn his mother's love and work for it .
I mean we heard so many cases of Alan being bullied thoroughly throughout his entire childhood ,leave the other kids but also he was abused by his brother who snuck his girlfriend(charity kristenbaum).I mean can you imagine doing that to your own brother.
Alan has an honest chiropractic business and was in the beginning seasons a very self righteous and upright man. He honestly aspired to be a good husband and a caring father and then we got introduced to another villain in his life"judith" who throughout sucked any integrity he had in him by taking 3875 a month as alimony and child support for a child like jake.
I mean no wonder jake became such a dumbfuck.
All the while people appreciate charlie for letting his brother stay in his house but don't seem to understand why he does it.
He just tries to amend his mistakes which he did to Alan in childhood but the thing is some thing are beyond reparable and what charlie did to Alan was unforgivable .
People are so degenerate that curse Alan for being so selfish but don't seem to get how toxic and selfish Charlie was when they used to grow up .
Helping is brother to get a house is the very least thing to do.
I used to laugh a lot while watching this series in my childhood but as I grew up it led me to realise how mental of a person am I to laugh at this twisted burn of a show
In reality most men are like Alan but want to become like Charlie and I think thats why they support him even if he did the most horrendous things
2:00 LMFAO my favorite Alan moment of all time
“Do you want me to kiss your ass cause I will literally kiss your ass! Come on turn around!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The only way I'd ever have sex is if i was molested by a rat. Lost.
This must be the best scene .
“You want me to kiss your ass because I’ll do it here turn around” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Alan the goat
1:48 truly best part of the scene!!!
Charlie owed Alan NOTHING. He was too understanding as it was.
He didnt but they are blood
@@vaporwave1450 and? Alan was a freeloader
Alan had money, when he’s not paying the horrible alimony. It’s Charlie fault that all of Alan money basically goes to Judith, to the point that Alan can’t get a new lawyer to fix the problem Charlie cause. So Yes Charlie does owe Alan a lot
@@malfaroangel3896 no it wasn't that got thrown out and he got a new lawyer. Did you not watch the episode?
@@lewanbroski504 A lot of people don't understand the law. Ironically, Alan himself mentions that Charlie getting involved with his wife _did_ give him tons of legal fees, but no actual change to his arrangement.
I only understand this because I watch stuff with legal info in it and double-check, and have a good _enough_ memory to kinda remember the basics, as well as the episode and Alan's words.
I remember watching this episode thinking Alan do you have any shame
Get a life its just a tv show
He should have closed the door🤣🤣
" I don't think anyone is learning anything here" LOL
Jake had the better view of the situation in this whole episode honestly. One of my favorite moments with him.
True words spoken
1:47 charlie didnt want alan to move deep inside he cares about alan and its proven that Charlie felt lonely without Alan and Jake he just never admitted it but you can tell that charlie actually enjoyed having alan there.
Charlie always put on that macho tough guy act, but inside he’s a softee lol
I agree. Charlie acts tough, but deep inside he's a really nice guy. But the reason he still keeps Alan is because Charlie loves his nephew, jake @redips
@@gaminghellfire So basically, they're a package deal
00:18 That's what being a kid is all about, Jake.
I Agree, Alan needs to stop muching.
Hmmmmm i genuinely wonder what Charlie was gonna say though..
"Alan please stay i want Jake to stay but you come with him" that's what i think
"Alan you can stay if you really want to"
"Obviously " empty suitcases 😵💫
I would have the lock changing lock smith on speed dial!
Alan loves it because he gets to live on beach front property for free
Later Allan leave because of a fucking bowl.
And candy
Then he tell his mommie on Charlie.
It's moments like these that showed Charlie Sheen's character wasn't as shallow and selfish as one would think.
Honestly he was surprisingly very nice in this scene. Trying to calm Alan down and reassure him that he's still welcome to stay.
2:14 as laughable as it looks, Alan has no Self-Dignity 🙄. Seriously he could've had a better living conditions for himself and his son if Charlie didn't screw up the lawyer and if he had, had the balls and manned up to Judith he might've actually made a decent Dad and a Man, he could've had The receptionist or Linda! If he had just manned up, planned and actually did followed over with said plan. But unfortunately he didn't and maybe kutcher wouldn't have showed up either!
Losing your self dignity is better than living in a urine soaked apartment near burbank airport 😂
You couldn't get Alan out of that house with a 5 Megaton Device!
I'm sure Jake would have gladly let his dad leave and carry on going to Charlie's without him.
3:18 I did that to my ex after begging me to go back to her
How do we know it's not the other way around 😂 ?
@@অজানাপাখি-ষ৬গ Have you ever got cheated on
@@DeathbladeCGX17X no but how do we know that you didn't cheated on her ?
@@অজানাপাখি-ষ৬গ give it a break will ye
@@ZeuzBluez why does it matter to you ? And no I'll not. I need proof that it wasn't the other way around.
This is a great scene. It showed Charlie as a caring big brother to his younger brother who is mooching off of him all the time. Charlie showed his affection through good old ribbing.
Does Alan say ''it's for the best Allah'' in 00:42? And if yes, why?
noooo he doesn't lol
@@mileskenyon Are you native English speaker? If yes, how does it sound to you what he said there? ''it s for the best ....ah''
@@Ogultay It does sound like he says Allah lol. Yes, you are right the second time.
He says "it's for the best, I'll ah have a place to stay".
The correct way is "it's for the best, I will have a place to stay". The "ah" fills in the gap so there is no empty space in a sentence. If you hear people say "errm" or "umm" whilst talking; that is what is happening. It's a really bad habbit.
Hope that helps 😃
MK thank you so much
he said. "It's for the best i'll uhh..."
Love this show ! Hilarious
Charlie teaching Jake how to play poker in a few steps.
I think this could explain why alan never want to move out he just like living in the beach so much
The writers shouldn’t have made Alan so pathetic. Should have given him some breaks..
or at least a backbone
The "over the credits" part itself demonstrates how bad it was. It was BAD!!
People always forget its charlie who basically put alan in this position by ruining things with his divorce lawyer. Wich led to judith taking everything and alan paying 5.000 dollars for alimony every month.
Yeah that’s a fair point truth be told though people shouldn’t take comedy so seriously as if it were a drama.
Not exactly. That settlement was void, they tore it up. Not to mention it was malpractice.
But while some blame remains on Charlie, Alan was still a schmuk. He won $500 000 and wasted it all on Kandi when he could have been smart and lived a comfortable life.
Not to mention there was a time where Judith and him has reconciled but he was too anal and controlling causing the relationship to end badly.
Jesus! 5 grand a month?! No one needs that kind of money per month. Guys need to stay out of marriage if that actually happens
not really all that did was delay the proceedings not effect the outcome since Alan had to restart with a new lawyer
@@cameronbird118 and was it Charlie's fault to marry Kandi and let her kick him out? Not really. Alan just craves to be punished by life.
hate hate alan
GIO ninja chips
Power 🏀🏈🎮⚾🎮⚾
R5
Valley haaaasienda lol 😂
if alan had walk out that door any slower ,he would have been walking backward