I'd love the achievement for the new goat behavior: Fling Me Once, Shame On You. Fling Me Twice, Shame On Me. | Requirements: Get flung by a Breeze and a Goat in the same world. Edit: My OrIgInAl IdEa: Goated | Requirements: Get flung by a goat and die. | Reason for being scrapped: Not good for hard-core all achievement worlds.
4:57 Personally I think it’d be funny if the the Well-Done Netherite templates gave the netherite armor something like thorns but it ignites the enemy too
@@sirbedrockfortnite The original "There's no war in Ba Sing Se" brainwashing also involved a rotating object around the viewer, which is in this case, the boat.
I have 2 things to say. 1)you should try the boat on ice 2)that anvil one was unnecessarily funny😂 I have now gotten to the wide mobs and apparently wide things make me laugh like a crazy person
You should add a fast travel mechanic kind of like skyrims fast travel or final fantasy online fast travel Here's how it works Add a block called the "fast travel beacon" when you create the world you get the fast travel map to teleport to those beacons Crafting recipe for the travel beacon? A single diamond in the middle middle left and right emeralds and other spaces obsidian to craft a fast travel map combine any map with a nether star Sorry this comment was so long
Imagine if we could add furnaces to boats, like an engine, and that way we could go faster than normal boats, would be pretty cool Edit: they should make the Shulkers sometimes drop their body, make it cookable, and make it give you feather falling, or like a golden apple but easier to farm, or just a high hunger gain. It would make the End much more attractive to go to
Holly crapp editor,amazing job!,2nd blurb at the end was hilarious!,still would like a couple more frames in there tho,had to slow down to 0.25x playback + precise timing to get that part read
High Risk = High Reward High Risk - High Reward = 0 High [Risk - Reward] = 0 Risk -Reward = 0 Therefore, Risk = Reward hence proved :) 9:51 You ask why I did this? Just to waste your time :>
Blunt heavy shovel:does 50 attack damage when a mob/player is hit on the head or torso. Breaks the mob's armour in 6 hits even if it is wearing netherite. Made from 2 iron bars in the place of sticks and 1 iron block at the top. Using it causes the wielder to experience "weighed-down" effect which is slowness and negative jump boost. This is something id like you to code into the game. Gr3at video as always buddy.
Make getting livestock in minecraft complicated so much that you have to domesticate them and stuff. And make it more complicated with inbreeding depression and getting different breeds and stuff And make it take many extra-rare mutations happening and many other mutations for stuff And make animal rights activists that will sabotage you And make it take many different mutations to make many different breeds and make it necessary to breed them how they were bred historically
please either make a bowl of soup usable like a frizby or make the excalibur sword spawn randomly in any block but when you grab it there's a 50% chance for the sword to grab the player.
When he talked about the mace I expected it to be that if you killed a shulker with it, you'd get more shells (sort of like fracturing.) Dunno what I was expected to expect.
minecraft mod idea A wither, but instead of skulls and explosions it has a bone meal effect, and it is modeled after a nitwit villager with three heads. It shoots iron golem heads out that do healing to passive/neutral mobs and the players, but hurt hostile mobs. It follows the person who spawned it. You build it like a wither, but you use beacons for the tower, and netherite blocks as the head. I call it the Nitwither instead. Great for fighting raids. It will keep your villagers alive and grow their crops.
If its a crashing video then I have an idea Bring back the boat upgrade and try to stop the boats from breaking while having the explosions on, and after that you get on the boat to see how extremely fast you go and try to go reach the world border with it >:D
Hey! I have an idea to make Minecraft unplayable. First, set your tick rate to the maximum, and then get a repeating command block and give it this command: '/damage @p 10 minecraft:drown by @p'. Set it to always active, then go to survival. This will kill you instantly, and it goes on forever.
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We have no full create mod for bedrock! 😢
Fall damage is too low
@@Knarfy there's no burgers. I really want some Minecraft burgers. Please give burger. give
From what would be two Minecraft blocks I had broken my arm in fifth grade
The baby goat being the first to hit you was comedy gold 😂
I’m the first one to reply 😮
cringygull what are you doing here?
cringygull?
Hi cringe
He g9t a screaming goat
I'd love the achievement for the new goat behavior: Fling Me Once, Shame On You. Fling Me Twice, Shame On Me. | Requirements: Get flung by a Breeze and a Goat in the same world.
Edit: My OrIgInAl IdEa: Goated | Requirements: Get flung by a goat and die. | Reason for being scrapped: Not good for hard-core all achievement worlds.
Yea sounds good
👍🏻
postmortal
It could be get flung by a goat, but get saved by a totem
goated could also be, flung by goat, onto a boat
4:57 Personally I think it’d be funny if the the Well-Done Netherite templates gave the netherite armor something like thorns but it ignites the enemy too
So like fire aspect?
But for armor?
Fire thorns.
13:29 "There is no boat in Ba Sing Se"
XDXDXD
I dont get it
yeah i've watched ATLA many times and i don't get it either
@@sirbedrockfortnite The original "There's no war in Ba Sing Se" brainwashing also involved a rotating object around the viewer, which is in this case, the boat.
It was amazing.
@@NiaSwift Avatar the last airbender
11:13 A stack of stacks
It is exactly 64² shulker shells
Stack*
@@TheRealGregariousGreg now it is right
64²
@@Glitchfan8163 yeah, that's what i said
@@Ezecool-3105 isn't that just 128
Wide mode: ❌
Minecraft but prehistoric mode: ✅
First reply
@@DemoTheNPCplease shut up my good sir 🙂
Third reply
@@Xll1llX 4th reply :p
5th reply
(Ignore the "edited" :p)
13:38 That fakeout almost got me lol
ME TOO
Same
Me too
same here!
Not me lol idk how
I'm so happy that my goats made it in! It's perfect! Couldn't have asked for anything better! 😂❤
I know its time to go to bed when I catch a morning Knarfy upload
@@mrelosepoe4078 what are you on about
8:23 phoenix actually did this shenanigan on stream by my suggestion lol. It’s fun to see both of you do it
THEY ALSO DID THE VINE THING LOL
Maybe he copied it
LOL wait really? That’s amazing 😂😂😂
@@Knarfy Yeah! Another goofy one by my suggestion is to just steal the ladder lol
You know, I have not seen Knarfy and PhoenixSC in the same game yet...
KnarfySC confirmed?
Honestly, if enderman could pick you up and tp you into the end, that would actually be hilarious 😂
Ngl that would be a nice speed run tactic
I have 2 things to say.
1)you should try the boat on ice
2)that anvil one was unnecessarily funny😂
I have now gotten to the wide mobs and apparently wide things make me laugh like a crazy person
13:36 I just got baited for that ending xD
Womp womp
@legiderski2039 Same here 😂
@@eidrianespino2792 Bad day?
@@eidrianespino2792aww is it the baby’s first words 🥹🥹
@@eidrianespino2792 𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕡 𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕡 𝕔𝕣𝕪 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕥
0:01 GARRET
Did not expect to see him here
@@chunquanhuang621 r
@@firecrafter28 who?
@@austyncox8547garretthecarrot is a youtuber
5:35, that's some cartoon chit right there 😂😂
2:36 the pig just spawns in and sees a huge giant behind him
Knarfy you are my favorite TH-camr
69 likes lol!I!I!I
79 likes lol
Same here
the wide squid was actually golden
15:48 I knew it was the baby goat 😂😂😂😂
How to craft a knarfy video:
1. Crazy
2. Funny
3. Dumbness (no clue if its a word it sound cool)
4. Something to do with the viewers
Yeah kind of
5. Telling you to sub
@@ST4S3Nthats every video
0:53 CANT STOP THE A-BOAT BABY!!!!!
Great to see a small TH-camr every once in awhile! Hello, k-naor-fae?
15:34 knarf makes a goat sound
Alternative title: I solved your worst minecraft problems with the worst solutions
(Btw this was a fun video i really enjoyed it!)
You should add a fast travel mechanic kind of like skyrims fast travel or final fantasy online fast travel
Here's how it works
Add a block called the "fast travel beacon" when you create the world you get the fast travel map to teleport to those beacons
Crafting recipe for the travel beacon? A single diamond in the middle middle left and right emeralds and other spaces obsidian to craft a fast travel map combine any map with a nether star
Sorry this comment was so long
Fast boat
@@KillerShark6000 As in "Fast boat" do you mean a fast travel boat???
@@Foxboy_28 a boat that goes fast,you travel fast = fast travel
you should break minecraft by using the magical hotkey alt+f4 what this does is immediately crashes minecraft fr fr
This is my duck Adam going for his first swim 😅 0:11
Adam nooooo
I have ADHD so when you left the ladders messed up I could not sleep until I when on Minecraft and fixed it myself.
ADHD gang
Same
Isn’t that OCD?
@@macncheesyfun4328
Yeah it is
8:32 *One must imagine a knarfy happy*
*fr*
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edit: don’t look at the replies
Yippee
@@Kimanslesyippe
Thx
yes❤
Happy
"dont dont... SUBSCRIBE!" 7:40
1:02 that was an explosive ride
12:07 the squib from a day ago all hail squib
All hail squid 🙏🐙
SQUIB
BID SQUIB
Camman be crying after the first one😂
no no thats not at all how you say camman thats like saying camgirl look it up
8:49 I remember being on a phoenix sc stream and telling him to fix the ladder with a vine and he actually did it, now you are and I think it’s funny
all this but he couldn't fix the loneliness of minecraft
It’s one of my favorite aspects of the game. Combined with the blocky geometry, it provides a feeling that can be experienced nowhere else.
You could also use attributes for scaling in vanilla, but I also prefer Pehkui for size stuff
Vanilla also didn’t have the separate height or width attributes so I had to use pehkui anyways 😅
@@Knarfy True yea
Surprisingly, when you were cooking the smithing templet something was burning in my house😅.
Wait what?
Uh oh 😂
Wide knarfy so wife you could buy him for a reasonable wholesale price at Costco and mount him on your wall
- Knarfy Editor 2024
That cartoon ending was perfect 🤣 🤣
12:12 Oh man, the rabbits 😂
13:54 caseoh
Imagine if we could add furnaces to boats, like an engine, and that way we could go faster than normal boats, would be pretty cool
Edit: they should make the Shulkers sometimes drop their body, make it cookable, and make it give you feather falling, or like a golden apple but easier to farm, or just a high hunger gain. It would make the End much more attractive to go to
As someone who lost their first hardcore world to being launched off a cliff by a goat, I can confirm these fixes fix the game
Holly crapp editor,amazing job!,2nd blurb at the end was hilarious!,still would like a couple more frames in there tho,had to slow down to 0.25x playback + precise timing to get that part read
High Risk = High Reward
High Risk - High Reward = 0
High [Risk - Reward] = 0
Risk -Reward = 0
Therefore, Risk = Reward
hence proved :)
9:51
You ask why I did this?
Just to waste your time :>
Wut?
Translates to fury + high risk is high damage high reward is high damage make sense @@qLego_
I have a problem where I just spontaneously combust, can you fix that?
0:41 yess fast boatt!
Yassssss
The goats are the G.O.A.T.😂😂 16:27
"I wanna figure out how the ender dragon looks like " *goes to the nether portal*
Blunt heavy shovel:does 50 attack damage when a mob/player is hit on the head or torso. Breaks the mob's armour in 6 hits even if it is wearing netherite. Made from 2 iron bars in the place of sticks and 1 iron block at the top. Using it causes the wielder to experience "weighed-down" effect which is slowness and negative jump boost. This is something id like you to code into the game. Gr3at video as always buddy.
🛡️FIRST SPOILER DEFENSE🛡️
Thank you for your service
Make getting livestock in minecraft complicated so much that you have to domesticate them and stuff. And make it more complicated with inbreeding depression and getting different breeds and stuff
And make it take many extra-rare mutations happening and many other mutations for stuff
And make animal rights activists that will sabotage you
And make it take many different mutations to make many different breeds and make it necessary to breed them how they were bred historically
Lets go new knarfy vid!!
Idea. 10 laps on Death Loop, Octo and Shados in buses going backwards and everyone else HAS to go AROUND the loop
5:35 the return of the block goblin
please either make a bowl of soup usable like a frizby or make the excalibur sword spawn randomly in any block but when you grab it there's a 50% chance for the sword to grab the player.
Subscribe for boat.
When he talked about the mace I expected it to be that if you killed a shulker with it, you'd get more shells (sort of like fracturing.)
Dunno what I was expected to expect.
BLOCK GOBLIN RETURNS 6:10
I have an idea give boats collision. For example: boats will be destroyed when moving at high speeds when hitting solid blocks.
I hope this is a joke about how this literally used to be true XD and it was terrible
This was a feature, they removed it though
This was a feature, they removed it though
The enderagon fight is to is to easy make it harder
Bro, your videos are gold.
Bot
I'll always remember you as the guy that left the shadows round in a game made out of cubes
Who here loves to watch Knarfy?? (BE GONEST)
i dont so i like and suscribe to him
GONEST? :(
I won’t be gonest sorry
I wont be gonest ill be hereful
minecraft mod idea
A wither, but instead of skulls and explosions it has a bone meal effect, and it is modeled after a nitwit villager with three heads. It shoots iron golem heads out that do healing to passive/neutral mobs and the players, but hurt hostile mobs. It follows the person who spawned it.
You build it like a wither, but you use beacons for the tower, and netherite blocks as the head. I call it the Nitwither instead. Great for fighting raids. It will keep your villagers alive and grow their crops.
15:48 was so unexpected
Fr
I don’t think Knarfy fixed the trial chamber ladder problem 😂
❗third spoiler blocker❗
Thx 👍
How?! Also cool
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If its a crashing video then I have an idea
Bring back the boat upgrade and try to stop the boats from breaking while having the explosions on, and after that you get on the boat to see how extremely fast you go and try to go reach the world border with it >:D
B O A T
KNARFY IS SO CLOSE TO 1 MILLION!!!! (How about we get him there? 🤔)
Within 200 years gang
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No its 368687267287 days ago ya kno
if you hate these guys
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Dang it, I'm too late
@@Schiz0qq I watched it on July 27 2225
Dang it
Creeper holes were already annoying enough 😭😭
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The boat one was what would've happened if we voted for penguins
3 min gang!
Oh xD
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@@InfiniteUploads2024 it is English
Your end card 😆
Luved it. The endermen were my fave. ❤
First 1 sec
CONGRATULATIONS YOUR PRIZE IS 1 MILLION IMAGINARY DOLLARS
@@SaphirePhionexreal
No longer are we “Breaking Minecraft With Your Dumb Ideas”
We are “Fixing Minecraft With Your Dumb Ideas”
I kind of wished you would add more dinosaurs to Minecraft
PhoenixSC already fixed the ladders in the trial chamber
Minecraft idea: Make a 100 by 100 area of bamboo stacking up 100 blocks high and break the bottom of the bamboo of all the bamboo stacks
I think you should probably fix the fact that building stuff in the air just doesn't work.Why is only sand and gravel have gravity point down
3:28 The Zombie Giant Isn't big enough i play with that size EVERY DAY
my idea for the next one of these: It's a shame there's only red stone, there should be yellow and green stone too.
Netherites are so rare make it EVEN MORE common and it have 95% chance of spawning on the block
Next time make a command that any time you kill anything an ad pops up telling you to subscribe! 😂
Hey! I have an idea to make Minecraft unplayable. First, set your tick rate to the maximum, and then get a repeating command block and give it this command: '/damage @p 10 minecraft:drown by @p'. Set it to always active, then go to survival. This will kill you instantly, and it goes on forever.
Doctor: "Boat Mining isn't real and it can't hurt you"
Boat Mining:
11:55 absolutely missed opportunity to play Song For Denise in the background
That's not a giant, that's the colossal titan
I think all this 'problems' should be solved to be as vanilla friendly as possible
You didn't solve the problem with the netherite smithing template because you have to find them first and then cook them, so it doesn't change
The making the boat going sonic is SOO good for traps
I could have told you 64*6=4096, I love doubling 1 to 2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768,65536,131072,262144
The Giant with AI would actually be a great boss fight in Minecraft
15:35 GOAT JUMPSCARE
Finally, a minecraft dev that isn't lazy